/brit/

>>71061916
Is that a dew drop hanging off the edge of one nostril?

Still waiting on those t h i c c girls x

>>71061916

fuck off paddy

>>71061916
would

>>71061954
is that putin?

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bjornen

got loads of films but no motivation to watch any of them
.

>>71061891
ah yes capitalism

>>71061971
we heard you last time lad

>>71061916
>Mara del Williams is more attractive than both runts in their own

Fascinating

>>71061964
hi

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>tfw born in 1988
>tfw 90s shitters are panicking now that 2000s kids are starting to become prominent on the 'chon

good, now you know how it feels

>>71061976
This wouldn't happen under communism because neither of them would have any money.

so much untapped potential in the northern powerhouse
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/pregnant-woman-known-bambi-downed-12586365

cara (maisie)

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Did someone say thicc....?

had a millionaire mate in primary school

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Are you ready to take the redpill?

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@71061963

>>71061976
economic system doesnt stop people from being dickheads

>>71061993
g'day

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dormer 2bh lads

I like explosions.

did we all get our yeezy boosts then

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>>71061960

Wasting my day off

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>>71062007
same

his dad had a skyline and other coooool cars

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>>71062001
>magistrates in Manchester were told she had split up with her boyfriend following a ‘discussion’ over the identity of the unborn child’s father.

>>71062037
Might as well get 'runt' tattooed on your forehead for £20 and save the rest of the money desu.

>>71062021
I might start saying 'hi' to the first aussie I see in a thread to improve international relations

>>71062048
Nice

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>>71062010

ah yes everything that ever happened was a false flag or coverup very impressive

cold pizza for lunch

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just rolled a fatty lads

>>71062050
Don't say that, we're having fun aren't we?

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>>71062066

>>71062037

no idea what this even means

>>71062056
>not reselling them for a huge profit

it's like you hate money & fleecing runts

Going out for lunch with the bf (best friend) see you lads

jet fuel literally cannot melt steel beams

>>71061916

Continentals see this face as repulsive.

>>71062066
if you look at each of them they're actually saying 'dindu nuffin'

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extremely hungover and my phone is broken somehow

love it when you order stuff but forget what it is until you open it

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>>71062037
me

>>71062060
fuck off

>>71062010
>lee rigby didn't exist

hmmm

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>>71061994
well i mean we just few year to becoming this

>>71062079
>planned to study, read my novel, practice language, do a little bit of shopping
>so far still eating breakfast and shitposting off my phone

>>71062089
I never understood why the first plane didn't hit further down the building.

>>71062052
lmao only tubby failed-Deanos in their 30s own Skylines.

>>71061916
What a repulsive face.

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graffiti in brum

>>71062102
http://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a6384/debunking-911-myths-world-trade-center/

source: reddit

>>71062089

Look at that dive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgve7yG7DG8

>>71061994
i rate 2000s kids higher than 90s kids, they aren't leftist cucks like we are

Living in London is a bit weird lads. On one hand, I have a well-paid job in """The City""" with all the other fat cats, and can afford a trip abroad every weekend if I want to. On the other hand, I live in a small flatshare and even if I doubled what I spent on rent, I would still be living in a pretty similar place. I feel really rich half the time and really poor the other half.

>>71062092
I think he's asking if we were motivated and/or energized by listening to the music of Kanye West today. However, this is pure conjecture.

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>>71062125
o-oh

>>71062141
>failed-Deanos

at the time it was worth more than any deano car

educate yourself

>>71062146
>Jet fuel burns at 800° to 1500°F, not hot enough to melt steel (2750°F).
>but """""experts""""" """"agree"""""" that


sounds very scientific

>>71062159
What do you think is actually causing this conservative resurgence in 2000+ born kids? It's it just edgy counter-culture mentality?

>>71062159
>they aren't leftist cucks like we are
>80% of them voted for HRC

>>71062145
the absolute state of this city

>>71062034
never seen one in real life but would like to

Polish people aren't vermin

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the gf

>>71062195
>It'll ever be counter culture to be lame and hateful
It's a meme retard.

any of you watched Girl on the Train

>>71062195
every generation rebels against their parents

>>71062197
being right wing doesn't mean you have to be a dick

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who /thermal/ here?

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>>71062213

>>71062020
lol

>>71062048

oh my
she really wets my whistle 2bh lads

>>71062190
Doesn't need to melt the steel.

>>71062195
>>71062159
Are you utterly fucking stupid
There is no conservative resurgance you utter thick fucks

Did you read this on /pol/?
Deluded fucking retards

Feldsteinbergs influence only gets stronger and stronger

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>>71061960

>>71062262
read it on the telegraph i think

also heard sargon mention something about it

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>>71062238
So right wingers support Hillary?

>>71062281
F A T T

The yanks blew this up as well, fire has never collapsed a building, it's impossible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPGr4D1-zDI

>>71062292
GREY SURGE
R
E
Y

S
U
R
G
E

>>71062292
2000s kids aren't old enough to vote

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>>71062262
>Did you read this on /pol/?
>Deluded fucking retards
>Feldsteinbergs influence only gets stronger and stronger

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>>71061960
the gf

>>71062225
oh my
she really makes my motor run 2bh lads

>>71062262
n-no i watched a p-paul joseph watson video about it

>>71062327
Would wrestle with

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>>71061960

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>>71062316
reminder

can only admire a man who wears shorts in winter

I'm 6ft 4" and built like a rugby player, would deck every single shitcunt ITT

>>71062368
admiring his legs ya u bender

>>71062320
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE5e7ugGafI
yeah but when they are and old people die off you'll never win again

>>71062409
middle school is different, they still believe everything their parents say

the anti-fascists today will be the fascists of the future

>>71062392
I'm literally not gay

I'm 5'7, built like cyclist, could probably deck every cunt faggot in this pathetic thread.

>>71062359
>dad is out that day
>son decided t stroll in late when the old man couldn't have a go at him for it

Seems legit

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>>71062465

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good news lads: made myself throw up and now i feel a million times better, gotta get the poison out of the system

Bought a slab of feta cheese

What to do with it?

gonna post cuz not liking the silence

conservatism is the new punk

stranger things is a fantastic, brilliant series

fat autists will get angry at this

I'm 6"1 and built like a 24-year old office worker who tries to find time to get to the gym but doesn't always succeed, and statistically I would probably be able to deck most of you anons but there will inevitably be some of you who could overpower me.

pretty sure I stink all the time

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the beautiful skyline of the NP

>>71062185
that's really not what it's about. You sound like a runt yourself.

>>71062527
depeche mode - enjoy the silence

>>71062530
It looks nice, but there's not really any substance there desu. Story/characters are flimsy at best, but I do like the overall feel and nostalgia aspects.

https://twitter.com/Slade/status/830167452810108929
me on the right

>>71062522
greek salad

>>71062544
Sad!

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>>71062530
Got some Winona Stranger Things award acceptance webms from /tv/ if anyone wants them. They're cute and quirky.

Watching Football Focus

Really need some frivolous shit to spend my money on

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>>71062529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNmta1gFjxU

>>71062578
she needs to get her chebs out

>>71062544
>buildings more than six stories in height
why are we doing this

>>71062578
post more, she's EXTREMELY qt

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>>71062578

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I'm just gonna post them.

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>>71062578
same

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>>71062530
stranger things is for fat autists tbf

>>71062600
what's her problem?

>>71062409
would give it to his mam nglty

FUCK DRUMPF

>>71062623
rasheed

>>71062621
Damn winona you're a hottie

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Stay Positive; Body Positive

What is the best laptop I can get for £500?

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>>71062598
>aw noice 'et winahna, lahv 'em dawjahs roit?
>OVEN DODGERS? REEEEEE
*curb your enthusiasm music plays*

>>71062643
ewww

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>>71062586

Might buy some trainers, a bright collur could really give me some personality

>>71062635
post fucking machines

america is the most aesthetic country in the world

>>71062546
ah right so you don't like it because of what other people might think

pretty sad

I'd say you voted brexit because 4chan told you to lmao

>>71062643
something needs to be done about white people.

>>71062637
>if you don't like my young adult tv programme you must be non-white

go read some john green lmaopmsl

>>71062668
i mean properly out

Wish I found vaginas aesthetically pleasing, but I simply don't. I unironically find penises much nicer to look at, not a gay or anything though haha

>>71062674
>pst le phuckin mahsheens
shit gimmick. cringey af.

>>71062720
Second this

>>71062720
bit gay

>>71062734
t. Jew with a proxy

>>71062583
Imagine getting BTFO by Fantano.

>>71062720
tad queer

>>71062683
POY

>>71062674
FUCK fucking machines
>>71062673
alri mon x

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>>71062710
Yeah

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need a sexual release

>>71062746
t. paki sex pest

>>71062643
she could just lose thefat though and she'd be a literal 8

>>71062720
A tad gay mate, but true

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>>71062697
So I turned off the comment filter just to see if people stopped being awful. Turns out they haven't. But people also haven't stopped standing up for strangers, reassuring those who have been publicly bullied, and sharing their happy and positive thoughts with others. The love outweighs the hate in so many ways. Thank you for your messages, emails, and comments. I don't think any of us can get away from hateful people with nothing better to do than critique bodies that they don't live in, but we can find strength and support in one another.

>>71062734
t. chaim saxe-coburg

>>71062763
that must hurt like fuck

>>71062794
me on the right

>>71062773
pakis > jews

>>71062759
heeeeeeey~

owe someone 50 million for some gear

>>71062748
pjw said he'll be making a response to this "hipster douche bag" lmfao i hope this doesn't end

>>71062809
easy rash'

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>>71062794
odd how underwear, at a certain size, goes from covering your modesty to hoisting up your fat

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not a fan of the new livery

LADS

about to head to Tortilla, they have a website where if you leave feedback you get free tortilla chips next time you go.


anyone remember what it is? google's brought up nothing.

me and the gf

>>71062847
I like the mask around the windows though

>>71062871
What the HELL

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>want to learn some basic 1st aid
>research first aid courses
>they're all just for corporate groups and cost £40pp


how the fuck do I learn 1st aid

what's better Marlboro gold or camel blue

English gurls r ugly tbhfam

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>>71062811
this you?

>>71062901
mean

>>71062877
What did I miss?

>>71062898
Marlboro fucking white

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having that comfy late night swim

dont dare measure my todger, think it would shatter my ego

>>71062897
let them die 2bh

>>71062920
some completely vanilla lesbian porn.

>>71062928
posting from your swim?

>>71062914
sorry lad you could use some racemixing
want sum of my genes?

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>>71062928
I know

Wacthing shed and buried lads, sam looks like he could a build a battle ship out of junk.

>>71062826
God yes pls

>>71062910
I want pakiboo to fuck off.

>>71062910
No, my body is actually OK

>>71062962
>when you leave the rave at 8am

Fuck OFF Amir.

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what is this? vodka?

>>71062959
sure, I'm a 30 inch waist

>>71062952
nah just got out brah. water was great.

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>>71062897
I have a book called What To Do In An Emergency. It's exactly like pic related but not the South African edition.

Come to think of it, why is there a separate South African one? What emergencies do they have that we don't...?

>>71062992
weed

>>71062962
Is that Ian from Eastenders? What happened? Did he lose the chippy?

>>71063015
chimp outs that result in toppling governments?

>>71063042
it's called a chiphouse

>>71063015

They have to deal with wild animals and the even more dangerous wild africans etc?

>>71063015
very criminal country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37JFck4Gcyw

choon

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>>71063015
sort of wanted a certificate though, something to whack on the ol' Curriculum Vitae innit

mate is kicking off because he booked a table at a pub to watch the rugby without asking anyone first and people, including myself, are saying they have other plans.
sorry that i have other friends dickhead. maybe ask everyone in advance next time.

>>71063015
>nan collapses on the floor
ah yes, let me just consult my 800 page book for the answer

'ly 'ls 'ke 'ps

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>>71063107
>booking a table at a pub

jesus christ alive that's just about the most bent thing I've ever heard

>>71062897
>pp
huh?

>>71062897
Airway
Breathing
Circulation

>>71063111
It's very well laid out for easy access of the information you need. I'll take some pics of the format.

>tfw just walked down to the chipmarket but the doorman wouldn't let me in because I'd forgot my chipper licence
starving ngl

>>71063136
you obviously dont have friends or watch popular sporting events at pubs. good one.

been to the gym for the ol' leg day and a swim afterwards lads. then went to maccas. good saturday so far ngl

>>71063136
>southerners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k7qvLWa2ug

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me and the gfs

>>71063177
she's qt

>>71063136
good post, the absolute STATE of that mongo

>>71063136

enjoy having tired legs

>>71063178
if you ignore the 50 inch shoulders, middle is qt

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>>71063136
>drinking by yourself in empty shitholes no one wants to go to

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>friends

>>71063141
per person

It is NOT a real pub if they even let you book tables

Sounds like some commercialised wankfest

Vietnam

>>71063141
postage and packaging

>>71063213
*becomes your friend*
aye chap

>>71063242
>>71063231
i thought pounds pence

i'm an idiot

>>71063156
pls do thanks

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Best thing known to mankind.

shut up poofter hahah

>>71063235
plenty of real pubs do that during big events you fucking idiot.

>>71063266
You're welcome

>>71063177
is that really who we share this site with? :/

boku ga warui so lets fighting

>>71063280
I hate slow connections...

listening to chinese music

>>71063312
What's your point

>mm yes hello is that the landlord? yes hello there I was just enquiring as to whether you have any tables available for today's rugger match?... the rugby yes... oh you do? *puts hand over receiver and turns to friends, mouths out "they do!"* oh fantastic well I'd like to reserve it then please... yes there'll be seven of us in attendance... yes fantastic okay jolly good, and what craft ales do you have on tap today may I ask... ooh sounds lovely, okay well we shall be seeing you later, is there a cloakroom for us to leave our coats during the game? hello? oh the line must have cut out, awful signal around here

Britannia was a mistake

>>71063177
horrific

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the gf

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What is his fucking problem?

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>>71063156
See what I mean? Handy as fuck.

>>71063325
I don't have any

>>71063160
>>71063210
if there's a game on me and my mates turn up early, if there's somewhere to sit then fine, if there isn't then fine, absolute wasteman - what sort of gay boozers do you go in that you can actually book tables

>>71063205
>getting tired after standing for 90 minutes

dread to think how fat you are

>>71063347
can you scan that and upload the pdf?

you'd be doing a public service. might even get an mbe

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when this HIPSTER douche bag defended his PRECIOUS grime MUSIC

FACE IT, Grime is not a legitimate form of MUSIC

>>71063345
THE

>>71063362

not fat. i assume you've never wore heels for 90 minutes standing in 1 spot?

thought so.

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>ah yes, rugby saturdays are our busiest day, so let's leave a prime table empty throughout the game in the hope that this gentleman will show up

>>71063362
Um, me and my mates always book tables at the local spoon's and that place can get pretty rowdy; so don't act like people who book tables are bent.

https://twitter.com/PengestMunch/status/830094576547270662

The chicken connoisseur blatantly has two black eyes here, somebody must've beat him up haha

I'd enjoy going to the pub more if I knew that a nice comfy table with a good view of the sport was waiting for me...

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>>71063329

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>>71063329
>>71063362
me: sitting at that table with my mates in front of the screen enjoy the ruggers and drinks
you: standing by yourself at the back of the pub craning your neck to get a glimpse of the screen that you can barely see anyway.

but thats ok because you're cool for not having the initiative to ring up and get a good spot booked.

haha fucking idiots.

Where do they 4chan servers reside ?

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great read

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>mfw I see the football lads I went to school with working at Tesco's when I'm earning £8.45 an hour

>>71063405
this

surely you have to pay

If the regulars were told they cant sit at an empty table in front of the tv they'd tell the staff to fuck off

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>>71063404
that's where you're wrong

favorite swear; chump

>>71063396
MEAN

>>71063436
ya mums cunt

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>why yes, one does refuse to frequent a drinking establishment that permits table reservations. a real man never phones ahead to secure a seat, he stands in discomfort.

gonna have a shower and save my balls in a minute

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just copped this

>>71063498
I'm just surprised at how fucking shit a pub must be to accept reservations

>>71063509
>a chinky

cool

>>71063367
I'm already on thin ice posting that much, what with the copyright law prohibiting cheeky uploads.

Besides, you can buy a copy for literally 1p (plus £2.80 p&p), and it would be handier than having a pdf that you have to load and scroll through.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000S6BVE0/sr=8-6/qid=1486818265/ref=olp_product_details?_encoding=UTF8&me=&qid=1486818265&sr=8-6

>>71063406
it is bent mate
>Um, me and my mates always book tables at the local spoon's and that place can get pretty rowdy

not doing your argument any favours here pal

>>71063425
>me, stood at the bar deleting pints enjoying the game and chatting up the barmaid
>you: sat in your reserved seat (outside) looking in through the window trying to spot a corner of the telly because you can't see over my 6'5 body

crease at your pathetic life

>>71063498
M'lady, I hath prepared quite the spread for us to partake in this morn. First, may I present to you, a freshly prepared peanut butter and jelly sandwich, crafted from only the finest of Skippy crunchy peanut butter and the most exquisite Cracker Barrel jelly from the little plastic containers. Naturally, I have assembled the aforementioned fine ingredients on only the most delectable Wonderbread, to represent the infinite wonder yon gaze doth strike in my soul.

Hark, what meal is complete without side dishes? For such an elegant angel as yourself, I have saved my allowance to purchase a splendid bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. As the subtle spices and refreshing notes cascade across your palate, take a moment of your time to reflect upon your own lovely subtleties and refreshing class.

And finally, the nectar upon which we shall quench our thirst: Arizona Arnold Palmer. I sought to balance out your perfection and grace with a harsh, yet refined, clash of flavors. The sweetness and bite of the lemonade is akin to your vibrant and deep visage, which lies beneath your pure brow, may it never be wrinkled with the trouble of the world. The bitterness and darkness of the tea is as the bitterness and darkness within my troubled soul. Together, the two form a wondrous combination. *winks*

Alas, my sweet. Let us sup.

Honestly would glass the landlord if I walked into a pub and they were playing rugby instead of the footy

>>71063502
save them from what

cannot imagine how insecure someone must be to think they're too cool to ring up a pub and book a table during a busy day. grow up melts.

>>71063486
The 4chan servers were moved from Texas to California in August 2008, which upgraded the maximum bandwidth throughput of 4chan from 100Mbit/s to 1Gbit/s.

at the end of the day if your pub lets you 'reserve' seats it must be fucking shit

>>71063502
What are you saving them for/from lad? Seems like a weird thing to do haha

Lads when a couple have a children together but are not married do they still give the child the fathers name or just the mothers?

>>71063553
>flag

Not telling you mate

>>71063514
>girl
Disgusting mate.

>>71063553
from the nothing I've become

>>71063567
move along nerd

>>71063582
She might have a prick

going pub soon might be busy

dunno what to do

>>71063571
or busy

>>>/fa/12227180
rate the 'fit

>>71063627

stay on /brit/ with your fellow englishmen

if I rang up my landlord and tried to reserve a table he'd either glass me, laugh at me, bar me or a combo of the three

>>71063627
nothing mate. just stand at the back pretending you're cool.

>>71063600
You're post came to me through California.

Just matched with a VERY attractive girl on Tinder lads, think it must have been an accidental swipe right on her behalf haha

>>71063627
if you haven't got tickets you're fucked lad

>>71063538
ah yes no one gets away with violating copyright online

fucking spacker. are you 56?

>Watching rugby

want to go back to bed
reeeee why did i choose the 1-2pm delivery slot reeeeee

>>71063682
sold out in like 3 min

might get them off someone outside

do yaself a favour https://www.redbull.com/gb-en/best-grime-spotify-playlist?linkId=34150642

Very interesting time to be alive tho.

>>71063560
>'ello, queen's tavern
>hi i was wondering if it would be possible to book a table for tonight
>u wot?
>can i book a table for tonight?
>book a table?
>yes, for the game tonight
>this is a pub mate
>i know i just want to-
>book a table? (laughter) jeff this wanker wants to book a table no mate this is a public house not the bleedin' ivy... book a table!
>*click*

Anyone getting tickets for one pint of strongbow dark fruit at 8:00pm at the Golden Lion tonight?

Watching rugby

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>>71063621
That's worse.

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you're at the pub with the mandem and you see THIS on the table

what do you do?

imagine going to a pub that even has a fucking phone

dear oh dear

>>71063729
worse (better) or worse (worse)?

>>71063713
In you're dad's anus.

Just booked in at the 14:15 slot at the local tesco

>>71063691
fuck off yank

>>71063672
this happened to me the other day. i asked her what pet she'd have if she could have any animal in the world and it'd be totally loyal and house-trained. she said a lion. i couldn't think of anything else to say. that was 4 days ago. she hasn't unmatched yet for some reason.

>>71063580
Father's usually. It can be the mother's though, depends on what the parents agree on.

>>71063750

delivery? good man

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>>71063710

sent off the form form for 2 pints

should be back to me in 6-8 weeks

fucking serious thirst should have had this sorted

>>71063753
only southerners watch rugby
apparently they also go to pubs where you can reserve tables as well.

>>71063662
my fist will come at you through California m8

>>71063686
>spacker
You're the one who thought I was serious.

>>71063750
my shopping's coming at 5. timed it wrong cos it's probably gonna clash with the footy. bit irritated.

New bread

>>71063791