>i will never be italian

and thank god for that

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wew lads conflicting messages

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>if my ancestors never left Italy, I'd be surrounded by Italian qts, god tier cuisine, and I'd still have my foreskin

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>>71061732
>and I'd still have my foreskin

tfw no white, germanic north italian gf

>>71061732
you wouldn't exist

>>71061732
blame your parents for the foreskin part

>>71061732
Why don't you have foreskin? Are you a Jew or a Muzzie?

>>71061756
ITS NOT FUNNY. I hope you lose your foreskin in some accident.

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>>71061797
Worse, he's american.

>>71061732
*tipps menorah*

>>71061824
>he
Don't assume my gender shitlord.

>>71061797
It's literally a Christian thing in America. Christians made it popular to stop boys from masturbating.

>>71061870
Wow that's really insensitive of my culture and religion. It's in my religion to assume people's gender you insensitive bigot. Now I feel unsafe to practice my religion.

>>71061870
>mutilating your own son in fear he'll masturbate

are Americans literally subhumans?

>>71061797
his country was literally settled by crazy puritans

>>71061928
no crazy puritan in Europe ever practiced infant genital amputation, that's on another level of Jewness.

>>71061914
No you idiot. Scar tissue is more sensitive than regular skin, so the nerves lost from circumcision don't really matter. Circumcision reduces you chances of contracting several STDs, and it's much more hygienic.

>>71061986
Actually the British did. Then the NHS decided they didn't want to pay for it and people didn't want to pay for it themselves, so it fell out of fashion.

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Great Amerigan entrepreneur: Mr. Kellogg of cornflakes fame, was a Puritan and believed circumcision stopped boys for jerking off so much.

He used all those sweet, sweet cornflake $$$ to promote it and get every boy in America snipped.

It's since jumped over to areas the USA has influenced: South Korea, Yugoslavia, Australia, et cetera.

>>71062039
> and it's much more hygienic.

>>mutilating your own son in fear he'll masturbate OR not clean his dick proberly

confirmed fucking savages

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>>71062039
>Reduce the chance of STD
>1 in 4 american girls have some sort of STD
>Much more hygienic
You really believe cleaning your dick is such a troublesome thing ? It's literally pull your foreskin, rub it and rinse

>mfw americans have to use lotion to masturbate

>>71062039
Circumcision is still covered by the NHS, lardboy

>>71062080
>>71062153
Literally go and smell ten uncut guys cocks. Then go smell ten cut guys cocks. Even if the uncut guys are all rich white men and the cut guys are all Muslims living on welfare, the cut guys will smell better on average.

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I might not be Italian, but at least I am still Roman

>>71062232
is that what your Jewish doctor told you? Or do you just like to smell dick?

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>>71062232
What sort of experiment is that ? How the hell would you already know the answer if not from sucking a dozen of dicks a month ?

>>71062232
>this level of delusion

kinda sad tbqhwy

>>71062274
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>>71062299
I'm just baiting at this point. I'm actually
>>71061732

>>71062232
ahh yes the highly scientific "smell a cock" experiment, is this the power of American dck science?

>>71062324
Are you genuinly denying that HRE was an Empire?

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>>71062393
JUST

>>71062393
Literally no one calls the HRE an Empire.

It was a Medieval Confederation of mini-states presided over by a ceremonial Kaiser.

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>>71062345
Quality bait. I've known people that were really like that so it worked perfectly.

>>71062232
are you a dick expert?

>>71062453
>In various languages the Holy Roman Empire was known as: Latin: Sacrum Imperium Romanum, German: Heiliges Römisches Reich, Italian: Sacro Romano Impero, Czech: Svatá říše římská, Slovene: Sveto rimsko cesarstvo, Dutch: Heilige Roomse Rijk, French: Saint-Empire romain germanique.[20] Before 1157, the realm was merely referred to as the Roman Empire.[21] The term sacrum ("holy", in the sense of "consecrated") in connection with the medieval Roman Empire was used beginning in 1157, under Frederick I Barbarossa ("Holy Empire") – the term was added to reflect Frederick's ambition to dominate Italy and the Papacy;[22] the form "Holy Roman Empire" is attested from 1254 onward.[23]

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>You will never be born British
>It was extremely close tho

>>71062361
Well you're obviously not a woman. Smelling men's dicks is an easy way to tell if they've been cheating on you/sleeping with another woman.

https://youtu.be/YDgTRY9vGCM

>>71062510
very moving song.

>>71062476
I mean no one actually calls it an Empire.

The only people who believe the HRE was a serious Empire, and not just a titular one, were Hitler, and German autists who want to feel Germany had a great past before they got wrecked in Two(2) world wars.

The HRE was mostly ceremonial. The actual power rested with the Princes and various Kingdoms.

>>71062573
Hmm I wonder, whome should I trust, wikipedia or some random faggot on 4chan?

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>>71062573
>Let me teach you about the history of your country
>I mean I watch video on youtube and all

>>71062476
gottem
>inb4 denial of wikipedia as an accurate/plausible/acceptable source

>>71062614
>>71062650
he's right tho the Kaiser was basically useless as the queen of England and the princes did pretty much whatever the fuck they pleased and each one had his different laws and customs, why would you call it an Empire?

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>>71062558
What can I say, we're just trying to compete with the Italian music industry.

>>71062476
>>71062650
>Empire
>wasn't centralized
>princes did whatever the fuck they wanted
Fuck off Hans
the Catholic Germanic Confederation of Princes was not in actuality an Empire
You called it that because of your wewuzism

>>71062691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

we'll rise again :DD

>>71062153
I had my buttock cut off so cleaning my arsehole would be more hygienic

>>71062740
This is logically sound.

Asians = no ass = cleanest assholes.
Blacks = biggest asses = smelliest butts.

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>>71062274
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE

>>71062686
oh ok then i guess Roman Empire wasn't an Empire either, because the generals of legions pretty much did what they wanted, and each province had his different laws and customs

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>>71062791

>>71062791
>literally a collection of independent ministates with a ceremonial """"""Emperor"""""
>WE

ok Fritz

>>71062791
The Generals didn't hold land and no, they didn't do whatever they wanted, and each province was bound by Roman law

>>71062486
idk m8 being aussie sounds p good

>>71062832
>The Generals didn't hold land and no, they didn't do whatever they wanted
if you dont have any idea about history, why do you pust such things? you only embarass yourself

>>71062883
Sure, they might've done a revolt
But LEGALLY they couldn't do whatever they wanted with the legions they were leading
Unlike the HRE, where the princes were semi-independed

So glad Napoleon ended that joke of a """"country"""""

>>71062930
*independent

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>>71061732
> and I'd still have my foreskin

>>71062930
legally, the estates were vassals of the emperor and were obliged to follow him to war if he called them

>>71063018
That was the extent of the Emperor's ability
He didn't have any centralized power in order to be considered an Emperor

>>71063048
same was true in the later roman empire, or in the byzantine "empire", for that matter, which was one clusterfuck of betrayal and backstabbing

>>71061870
Its a Protestant thing, actually.

>>71063128
wrong
The Emperors still held centralized power
And in the Byzantine Empire, power wasn't split between hundreds of tiny princedoms that elected a practically honorary Emperor that barely had any power
so the Union of German Princes isn't an Empire
Unlike the Roman Empire and the eventual Eastern Roman Empire

>>71063212
in late Roman Empire, Emperor whas basically whoever was currently the strongest general and killed the previous Emperor.
And in Byzantine, the Emperor was so weak that a single Italian city state could BTFO the whole Empire

>>71063245
yes but he was still an Emperor with centralized power, that doesn't make any difference
>And in Byzantine, the Emperor was so weak that a single Italian city state could BTFO the whole Empire
First of all
That doesn't mean it's not an Empire
Secondly
*single Italian city state with lots of money and ships and a crapton of Crusades BTFO the whole Empire while it was fighting against Turks and Slavs
FTFY Hans

I'm sorry you had to be born a Germanic barbarian, I know you want to be a Roman, but facts are facts

>>71063128
Yet still it was more of an empire than the
>HOLY
>ROMAN
>EMPIRE

>>71063332
>That doesn't mean it's not an Empire
it means it was a small enough kingdom that could have a semi-centralized government. If the ERE was bigger, they would have been decentralized by necessity.

>Empire while it was fighting against Turks and Slavs
You mean allying with Arabs and backstabbing their Latin Christian brothers, right?

>>71063399
>You mean allying with Arabs and backstabbing their Latin Christian brothers, right?
never happened
>If the ERE was bigger, they would have been decentralized by necessity.
Even during Justinian, the ERE was centralized and not semi-centralized
The biggest extent of "decentralization" in the Eastern Roman Empire was the creation of the Exarchates which just meant leadership of the armies in certain provinces, and not absolute control that answers to the Emperor

>>71063466
>never happened
>The Byzantine Emperor Isaac II Angelos made a secret alliance with Saladin to impede Frederick's progress in exchange for his empire's safety.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Crusade

>>71063524
Yes because those Crusaders wanted to take Byzantine lands ever since the estabilishment of the Crusader states after the First Crusade
Latin """"""""Christian""""""""" """"""""brothers""""""""""

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>>71063524
>Isaac II Anglos

>>71063524
It was the First Crusaders pillaged the empire. So he has every right seek allies againist the unwashed,barbaric yuropoors.

>>71062486
being an aussie would be great m8
UK is a bit grim like

wish i was italian
perfect country tbqh

>>71065933
>watches La Dolce Vita once