>woke up in Russia

> on the lecture

>>71060567
>Лeкции пo cyббoтaм

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>woke up in england

>>71060501
what a shitty drea- Oh, wait.....

>>71060606
Wake up, Neo you obosralsya.

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>woke up

What do?

>>71060501
fell in depresnyak

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>>71060501
>Wake up in Australia

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>woke up

>>71060501
could be worst, you could wake up in tajikistan.

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>>71061360
>haven't woken up in the Netherlands
...

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>woke

>>71061380
>wake up in Tajikistan
>no work, no money
>wake up in Russia the next day

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>>71061443
Good post.

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>Wake up next to mouthy, arrogant, modern American feminist GF instead of a cute loyal Filipina village girl

I can't go on like this.

>>71060501
> woke up on Reunion Island

>>71062134
stealth rare, very interesting

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>>71062134
looks cool

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>>71062134
Sounds like paradise.

>>71062134
neato

>>71062321
does unemployment rate at 30% sound like heaven ?

>>71061658
leave her ?

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>>71060501
>Woke up in Spain

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>>71060501
>woke up in Poland
I feel ya

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>>71061658
>Woke up next to my cute twink english bf slow breathing, only to cook a delicious british breakfast for him

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>>71062375
"only" 8% higher than at my home town.

But would sure love to visit there.

>>71062161
Any options about your new law, one that makes beating your wife (or huspando) legal once per year?

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>can't wake up

>>71062620
well, my family is okay so they won't fight, but i think that if some alcoholics/bydlo families beat each other, they will be doing more often than once a year
plus, I think that a lot of cases of home beating never get reported

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>Tы пpoбyждáeшь в зaхiднiй Иpлaндiї (oпять).

>>71060695
Хтo єcть «Heo»?

>>71062946
Neo from the 'Matrix' series

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>>71060501

Why are you sad ??? You are master race Russian and Russian girls are hot and kind get one ?? So she can cook cibureki for you ? No /pol/ memes brat stop posting here go out


Be me Russian Ukrainan imigrent from war 5 diplomas in programist software
Have a big shity pour life us Russian programist here in isreal realy strong and fit big subhumen mother fuck from birth
Get a Polish Russian speakin gf thet I meet here whan I was runing in the morning she said she wona run with me so we both start
Runing every morning for 4 munth and one day I said let's meet ? She said ok now 1 years we are toghter dating and today We Wake up in isreal whan every fucking niger Jew pray 5 Tim's a day from morning to night today it's Shabat day no work can turn tv or here music only pray and eat kashr shit food thet we don't have mouny to buy bcoz still pour Slavs

Me and my gf Say fuck it we are not Jews we are Slavs let's close the windows light off and it's day of no work today let's go back to sleep all day baby ther is nothing more likable then you in my life baby I love you in Russian

Our Fucking dog watch us have sex every fucking time feel wired and we speak with our dog in Russian Polish to

Soon I am gona merry her we will have Russian Polish kids our kids will be orthodox Ukrainians :)

History reapt her self :) chatollic us orthodox war soon

Life is not so bad if you don't hate all the world and believe fags from /pol/ memes just go out dibil blyat

I can post pics but he'll no I know it will end in /b/ so fuck you porverts

Russian bro plz just weake up and go runing you gona meet a lot Of girls like this trast me

Get out from your home and go run even now run it will get a lot of girls looking at your ass and legs :)

Run Russian run go out for a run now

God luck brother get her you Slavic master race beast woman's are the heaven of life just start runing and do like I said and you get one girl looking at you soon

>>71064543
shit b8, The Jewish Bolshevik arch-enemy.

>>71062617
are 80% of people on /int/ homos?

>>71065669
You are the old rad Jewish bolsivik you stupid fuck hater I am Ukrainan orthodox not Jew I am trying to help you it's not about hate ? It's about life thet god give you and me

God give you life go use it start talking with girls you plab I will mak Russian kids here why you are in Russia and you can't do it ? You sad fuck

In the end you will get it but it will be to late girls don't give a fuck if you Russian or about our wars they just want a nice guy to talk with him

I hoph you will get my advaice and you start runing in the morning every day 6 time in a weak

Poka durak

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>>71060501
>woke up in USA

>>71066342
>orthodox
Jerk off on your kike on cross somewhere else.

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>diddnt wake up inside

>>71062249
looks like Jurassic Park
wath out, Reunion lad

>>71066342
>god
He abandons Russia in October 1917, retarded.

>Woke up in libya

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>wake up in Norway

>>71066643
>being this much of an ungrateful cunt
Kys

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>>71062134
Stealth rare

Neat

>>71060501
Why are Russians on /int/ so self hating?

>>71067187
'cos they ain't first worlders mario

>wake up in Monaco

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>woke up in Warsaw, Masovia

>>71060501
It could be worse. It could be Brazil.

>>71067301
Most people here are heavily nationalistic even if they don't live in first world countries

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>>71066611
???? What are you talking about i am not talking about the jewish gods Here the slavic Gods is inside us he can be cernabog or bilabog or both

It your chice you can die with your cernabog hate evrey one like right now you hate me and i dont know why ? even thet you dont know me and i am slav and i am a realy nice russian Guy or you can live with cernabog and Die old hater but still try to get bielabog inside you plz

It's the secret of the život (life in slavic )sekret zivata bielobog ciernobog

Check it out in Google (sekret zivata)

Get out and run just try one day and you see Pepole lookong at you with respekt and Pride and want to talk with you

Its russia man we are evil badass mother fuckers Feel pride and help us make russia beter not hate your on blood ?

Just try and one day it can chenge your life from a plab to a chad just try go for a runing

Tell me Will you get My advice ? Or not da ili niet?

Sit dowen in this Cuch and tell me what your problems with this world ??

>>71067692
They think thet the world care about there natuonalistic Pride ?? No the world dont care if you german or russian or other

No one give a fuck My friend stop it before it to late and you Die old grandpa in a yong body

If you wana be alone all your life go for it

Its not about how you Look its about to be a good porsen in life

I am ukrainan russian btw i try to tell this fags

Do you realy think you can be chad if you are natuonalistic hater fag ?? No and girls dont give a fuck from this shit and thet you know history and bl.a. Bl.a.

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>>71062134
ayy

>>71068716
do you have a house yet

>woke up in chile
>hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjSC_AWcnLg

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>woke up in Transilvania

>>71060501
Is it noticeable in daily life that there are fewer male russians than female russians?

>>71060501
Iktf, every day I wake up in Romanian-occupied Transylvania

>>71074139
are you a vampire?

>>71064543
best poster on /int/

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>Woke up in my city in Poland
So depressing

>>71067187
do I look like a giant landmass? that hates itself?

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>>71060501
>Woke up in Chil-

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tfw awakened

Doesn't sound too bad.

>>71067692
Only the ones lacking self awareness.

>>71076717
I've seen much worse (russia) than that m8 you should consider yourself lucky

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>>71064543