/brit/

WOHY DOES NO ONE KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTAH THAY'VE HAD A SHET

>>71059510
ACHTUNG SCHTUKAFLEEGA UBERDANGER

the idea of playing a game using keyboard keys instead of an xbox controller sounds like a WORSE experience

shall name my daughters
>sofia
>anastasia
>elizabeth
and shall name my sons
>caesar
>leonidas
>godfrey

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THE GF

>>71059533
Smit-McPhee is AUSTRALIAN
now FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QesRENDrzs4


>American culture

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>>71059542
my gf can beat up ur gf

>be swiss
>wake up to your ugly inbred women
>go eat some shitty chocolate
>it's haram, get hands cut off.
>take bike to work, too poor to afford car
>too much of a runt to ride it up a mountain so phone ahmed and tell him you cant come.
>get fired
>have to suck dick to buy your shitty chocolat


>swissniggers

>>71059538
only good ones are elizabeth and godfrey

>>71059571
fuck u old man

>>71059392
>best banks in the world
Most morally corrupt and crime-friendly is "best?" I guess with banks it is.

>4 "national" languages
>none of them is "swiss"
Face it, Switzerland isn't a country, it's a gangbang between French, Germans and Italians (the dirtiest most perverted possible gangbang). Imagine being made to speak those languages when you don't even live in any of those countries. Is that where the inspiration for the cuckold clock came from? All these foreigners showing up and enjoying Swiss hospitality while you make chocolate for them and count their money for them?

>>71059557
looks like nips from skins

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>>71059561
>too much of a runt to ride it up a mountain
why did i laugh at this so hard

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>>71059561
>be british
>can't into a decent greentext story
>try to make muslim jokes when own country is infested with them

kek

>>71059561
>it's haram, get hands cut off.

glass houses and that mate

weak post all in all

going to install ubuntu so i can impress /g/

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>>71059625
>be swiss
>get your mum fucked by an anglo
>cry on an anime website about it


SCREECHING

>letting the cuckoofag trigger you

Shame on these imbeciles.

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Thoughts?

>>71059625
Was thinking the same thing swissbrah

>>71059655
>letting it happen

KEK

can you imagine being a computer nerd in the 80s or 90s
man that must have been a fucking chore

please stop fighting for just a minute so you can all say goodnight to me

goodnight lads xx

(now say it back aha)

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>>71059603
>w-we need a national language to have culture!!!
because england has so much culture

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>ywn drink coffee and smoke camel unfiltereds on the porch with your americana work wear bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCRg6CI5Pf8

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majority of my international travel was with northwest
still my favourite livery of all time

that dates me a bit x

>>71059658
happened to me Tbh

everyone knows its true, just no one wants to admit it because they think it means they want to shag their mum

>>71059658
only a kike could fabricate such a sick nonce """"""theory''''''''
(((psychoanalysis)))

wish shakespeare was english rather than swiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRj01LShXN8

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>unfiltered cigarettes

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>>71059651
>i'm the one crying
:^)

>>71059625
>be swiss
>pull a knife out on someone
>it's just a bunch of corkscrews and screwdrivers and fishing tools and tiny scissors that don't work

>>71059686
> smoking
Enjoy bad health and eventual death as a direct result of your dirty, expensive, and injurious habit.

>>71059655
it's funny when these jfs come one here and goad the thick fucking working class knuckle dragging rorkes into losing their shit.

>>71059658

Rank trashed it

Swiss yank wears a nipple piercing

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>>71059684
Considering we've contributed the most to humanity, yes, we do have quite a lot of culture

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>nobody said goodnight to me

d-dont care!

never had the so-called sex with a so-called girl

stay woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIOcFwcxQsU

>>71059728
Rasheed

i linked that tune here last night and you didn't even say thanks or that you liked it. now i see that you're using in your ops. thanks dickhead.

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>71059713
Freud wasn't a kike, you kike.

>>71059727
>eventual death

not a great point

>>71059726
>british """"bantz""""

>be british
>pull knife on someone
>get sentenced to 50 years in prison

>>71059764
trenchant insight

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>>71059777
LOTR & The Next Revolution. Nice trips, m8.

britain has more culture but switzerland is objectively better to live in

there, now you can stop your bickering

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>>71059773
hmmmmmm, I don't think so lad. I was out last night having a so-called 'sesh' with the mates

>>71059684
"because england has so much culture," he said, in English.

thirsting for a way to name the unnameable and express the inexpressible

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>>71059777
History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides

Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon

Histories by Polybius

Histories and Annals by Tacitus

Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar

Parallel Lives by Plutarch

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>Merkel offers cash handouts worth millions for migrants to return home

>>71059777
Freddie Flintoff's autobiography

pineal gland is vibrating at a frequency unhearable by any mortal

>>71059814
long trip just for your giro

>>71059818
>reading sportsmen biographies

Fucking hell, lad

>>71059814
thats what the BNP want to do

>>71059810
>he thinks english became an international language because of england and not america
kek

>>71059814
>why won't this toothpaste go back in the tube?!

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NO SINGLES

>>71059802
hows the weather

>>71059845
Yeah, but the BNP are doing it to fix problems caused by others, not because they invited millions of shitskins and are now embarrassed they fucked up

>>71059868
apparently hot but i wouldn't know because i have ac

>>71059861
>/tv/ was right again

wew

>>71059851
Hey, give us some of your native language. What does Swiss sound like? Genuinely interested.

>>71059836
haha was only joking x

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>>71059784
1/2 of smokers die as a DIRECT result of smoking.

Compulsively filling a vital organ with poisonous gas several times a day kills? Who would have thunk?

The other 1/2 have worse health, less wealth, and are dirtier and smellier.

Smoking is C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R

>>71059876
ac doesn't just refer to cold air you know.

>be northern
>wake up
>be northern

lmao

Why do people ready t' 'ly mail

Surely they reckonise how distorted it is
(By people saying that it is distorted)

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>cookie: happiness
>badger: me
>gunge: life

>>71059777

the black cloud by fred hoyle

>>71059899
ok

>>71059903
all media is distorted

>>71059893
yeah but it's cool

no better feeling than when you're innarave in some grotty Berlin techno dungeon and take a drag on a big fat snout leaving your jaw on the dancefloor

>>71059845
Dumb policy
>do you want a one off payment of 40k to move to a country where youll need to work for a decade to earn that mùch

Or
>would you rather stay in the uk where you have property, friends and so on, and earn the amount we're offering to you every two years until you retire

>>71059903

the thing with the mail, especially the mail on Sunday is that they often have relatively high brow and reasonably interesting articles next to obvious dullard hack journo shit.

taking a shit lads

>>71059967
yeh there shouldn't be a choice. just kick the fuckers out.

testing

>>71059813
>everything in English but Caesar's

Pleb

>>71059924
Truu~<3
But the mail is particularly bad for social engineering

>>71059995
so are the rest. have you read the fucking guardian lately? its like reading a communist party pamphlet.

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>>71059879
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_German

the left speaker on my tv is fucked but it works sometimes when i angle it right but sometimes it just cuts out again and it's driving me crazy

>>71059984
Easy there rorke

scousers aren't british

>>71059903
it uses LCD, lowest common denominator language and instead of challenging the reader to make a decision on the information provided it tells the reader the opinion they should be holding about it. not much different from most papers, but they do it to a middling audience so unlike the Sun et al they are also trying to convince those who see through it.

>>71060027
>he doesn't have a decent sound system attached to his tv

pleb life

>>71060024
he said the swiss language, not german

>>71059933
'thol 'rettes may seem cool when you're at a rave, but how about when it's -30 outside and you need to nip out for a fag break in the blistering cold because the nicotine withdrawal is making you feel lockjawed and feverish.

How would you feel then? Like a sucker who's been taken for a ride by big 'bacco?

>>71059906
doggo wan the fishe

>>71060012
The opinion section.

If you want to learn about the coup in burkina faso the guardian is fine

>>71060058
good thing I'm not a habitual smoker then it's it

>>71060054
it's not my main tv, it's my vidya tv on my desk in my room

what are the best over ear headphones for around £150?

>>71060048
Good answer

>>71060096
beats

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>>71060090
You're habitch in other ways, you dumb slut.

>>71059777

Crime and Punishment
The Brothers Karamazov
Notes from Underground
The Devils
The Idiot

Confessions
The Kingdom of God is Within You

The Master and Margarita

One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovitch
The Gulag Archipelago

The First Circle

Cancer Ward

The Archetypes of the Collective Unconscious
Aion

Symbols of Transformation

Answer to Job

The Origins and History of Consciousness
The Great Mother

1984
The Road to Wigan Pier
Animal Farm
Down and Out in Paris and London
Homage to Catalonia

Brave New World
The Doors of Perception

The Discovery of the Unconscious (Henri Ellenberger)
The Neuropsychology of Anxiety (Jeffrey Gray)
Affective Neuroscience (Jaak Panksepp

>>71060130
weak

>>71060054
>>71060095
also, your post reeks of deano

>>71059861

why would any male want to poison his mind with this hollywood garbage

>>71060124

no

>>71060165
you clearly have no understanding of the deano meme then mate.

>>71060175
Milf hunting

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Such a ridiculous movie that it was good.

>>71060188
alri deano, how much did that subwoofer in your merc set you back m8?

>>71060024
Why do you speak a variant of German instead of your own language? Is that part of Switzerland just a German colony?

There must be colonies or ex-colonies of the relevant and powerful Swiss empire that speak a variant of Swiss, right? Like Americans speak American-English, or Australians speaking Australian-English. Such a relevant and powerful country would surely have left SOME cultural impact outside of their own border.

You'll have to help me out because we didn't cover the Swiss empire at my school for some reason.

why don't feminists want non gender segregated prisons since women are no different from men?

There's nothing wrong with having decent Creative speakers and discrete soundcard.

>>71060211
firstly, its chavs who put in stupid sound systems in their cars.
secondly, deanos dont drive mercs.

see what i mean about you regurgitating memes you haven't the foggiest about?

wind your neck in idiot.

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ruooowff

>>71060181
nerd

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>>71060216
>muh empire

>conquer a bunch of niggers and savages
>cant even maintain control over them
>this was 100s of years ago
>brits still brag about this

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>>71060226

>>71060246
you are wrong

>>71060259
feeling a tad bitter eh?

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ruooowfff

>>71060276
haha ok then bruce. enjoy your shitty tv speakers.

>>71060270
surprised he can still get an erection

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gimmicks of days gone by...

>>71060270
hmm maybe becoming a tranny then going to prison could be how i lose the ol' 'ginity

>>71060270
>"she" can't be a lesbian
WOW

>>71060270
So because she a lesbian, this transwoman is moved to a male prison where she'll now be raped daily?

the so called "british justice system" hard at work punishing people for being LGBT as usual

>>71060391
>freaks of nature don't deserve to be punished

>>71060410
>whole of /brit/ deserves to be punished

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the snow-gf

>>71060319

patrician gimmick

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me on the left

>>71060497

me walking into smiths

debating whether to have a wank after this poo or just go to bed

have no political beliefs of my own. I just take on the beliefs of others when it suits.
Politics is just a game to me

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the batty gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP9O2AJGWqQ


based

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wew

>>71060497
me having a word with the gammon

reminder the UK is superior to shitzerland in every way

>>71060270
not bad looking for a tranny

>>71060545
it really isn't mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeKs0YJlSTs

this is awful

>>71060533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_HBdG5280o


"Le Milo is so based :DDDDD"

you are the annoying fat ass in the video

Business idea:become a pretend tranny, get sent to jail, have sex with dominant women

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>>71060533
Not comfortable to watch real life recordings instead of scripted television. :(

>>71060582
>ass

FOY

>>71060533
So Milo tried to embarrass him and failed. Lel

remember when I used to think Milo Yiannopolus was 'based' too

tragic time in my life

glad I packed that in

>>71060586

what?

>>71060592

t. guy

Wish I'd taken up one of the manner offers from people to get me a gf

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dormer 2bh lads

Milo is a good Englishman deserving of respect

>>71060533
who filmed this
why are there so many angles

>>71060607
>what?
Recordings make me uncomfortable/cringe.

>>71060607
t. rasheed

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>>71060259
Britain
>5th largest economy in the world
>5th most powerful military in the world
>most gold medals per capita at last olympic games
>head of a commonwealth of 52 nations around the world including australia, canada, india...

Switzerland
>...
>"cuckoo!" (in german)

>>71060619
Milo is so based :DDDDDDDDD

fuck off back to r/thedonald, reddit scum

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>>71060615

>used to fancy the arse off her

>found out her boyfriend is a mick

Lol: >>>/tv/79319552.

>>71060603
>tfw mum rates him

How would it change the economy if everyone living pay check to pay check always had 5 grand in their account?

time for a quick wank methinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6JuQoCeypM

>rorke listens to this shit

Milo is objectively based

>>71060659
>still getting baited by the swissfag

You're fucking embarrassing, lad.

>>71060603
this

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http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-18458-081.html
MILKY

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>>71060662
its me

its her birthday

>>71060692
would

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>>71060519
I'm one of the ethnicities that are 99% Muslim (you guess).

I pretend to be Muslim around the Muslims, but really I despise religion and Muhammad was a pedophile conqueror who was worse than Hitler.

I hate my life and I wish I wasn't born to a Muslim ethnicity.

Think I'll change my surname to something non-Muslim one day. Freeman, or Mathison, or something like that.

>>71060667
always found it weird how some girls thought taylor lautner was more attractive than the other bloke, he's an ugly brown manlet

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the gf

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Boys Night!

>>71060692

>Do you have access to email: Yes

how?

>>71060619
Milo is Greek.

He dyes his hair blonde, but beneath the peroxide he's a swarthy wog.

>>71060747
*shags your lass*

Lads how quickly can you finish when wanking? I reckon just over a minute is my record

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sister just sent me this

>>71060775
28 seconds is my record

>>71060733
Yes, imagine people having opinions.

Madness.

>>71060778
*shags your sis*

the porn addicts are awake

>>71060797
>women
>people

>>71060778
Oooh, she's a hot bit of bother.

Better tuck one away in her before the Rashid gets to her and makes her cover up.

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>>71060692
>unfortunately I will be here for a while

>>71060778
don't understand how anyone can be attracted to working class 'people'

>>71060816
Don't appreciate your anti-female rhetoric

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gf's mum just sent me this

>>71060847
Femphobia KILLS

>>71060816
>aussies
>people

>its a faggots spam their obsessions episode

>>71060852
She's a hot bit of bother.

Wouldn't mind tucking one away in her.

Tell her I said hello.

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tfw you're taller than this hunk meaning i can beat him up and get more girls

>>71060828
cringe

>>71060838
bedora.png

had a right lovely dream just now lads

some chump rolled up to my crib and started banging no my door threatening me and the lass so I whipped out my 1911 and told the guy to shit off. he backed up and got on his bike, put on his helmet and started reachign for soemthing. he comes back with a pistol, so I start shooting him in the face, but the bullets get deflected by his motorcycle helmet (which wouldn't happen irl btw). anyway, we start exchanging gunfire and I circle around and put 3 or 4 rounds in the base of his skull and the fukr collapses over his shitty rice burner. then I call 911 (or I guess 999 right you fucking poofs haha) but I can't hear the operator because my phone is saying some bullshit about me needing to get better satellite coverage

well satisfying dream lads

>>71060875
Then fuck off to your own general. No one wants Aussies on here.

>>71060891
My, he's one hot bit of bother.

I don't usually swing that way, but wouldn't second think tucking one away in that hot hunk of beef.

Tell him I've said "hello".

>>71060692
>google her name and hometown
https://www.sweet.wy.us/DocumentCenter/View/385
>Roy Scott Fritts entered his plea before District Court Judge Nena James on July 17. His wife, Jessica Fritts, pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Cheyenne last month to federal charges of conspiracy to commit carjacking, aiding and abetting Carjacking, and being a felon in possession of a firearm

>Accompanied by his wife Jessica Fritts, who had also served prison time in Oregon, (for a failed bank robbery), Fritts left that state and the
couple surfaced in Nebraska, where in August they stole a 2008 Chevrolet Silverado but were able to elude Nebraska state troopers near Cozad and abandoned the pickup. They began hitchhiking and encountered Edmund Thornell,
then 54, on his way home to California, who gave them a ride.

>Fritts, with his wife standing beside him, shot him twice, demanded his keys and wallet, which he gave them, then shot him two more times. The couple then left with his van.

Brutal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG37ZrwHIJY


holy fuck this channel is mental

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CUTE
U
T
E

Why do man on 4chan hate women so much?

>>71060946
Is that Firefox?

best sneakers to buy lads? any recommendations?

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https://www.instagram.com/brestfeeding/

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>>71060946
>would you like letters from both sexes: yes

>>71060946
Mmmh, she's a white hot bit of bother.

Wouldn't refuse to contemplate rolling her over and giving her one in the hay.

After we're done, she can tuck one away in me, if you catch my drift.

>>71060968
Sexism is very real in autistic individuals counts both for autistic men and women.

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>>71060884
Say that to my face and not online cunt

>>71060751

that actually looks pretty great

>>71060946
http://www.dreamindemon.com/community/threads/jessica-cummings-was-charged-with-manslaughter-after-her-niece-died-in-her-carseat.11292/
FUCK

That's my day ruined.

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>>71061021
You really wanna 'go?

>>71060968
same reason we hate any other stupid people

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>>71060974
Yes
Check out this one lads, I'd give her a right seeing to

>>71061079
whoever created the logo in the end should be shot in the fucking head.

>>71060968

we say what everyone really thinks. we aren't constrained by political correctness like the normdrones on 'ook and 'dit

>>71061088
http://patch.com/florida/clearwater/seven-arrested-in-prostitution-sting
Literally a prozzie.

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>>71061079

>>71061115
ah yes very political correct opinion

>>71061079

Ah yes """American cuisine""""

>>71060946
i'd make that jessica cum(mings), if you catch my drift

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>watch ONE milo video that was linked here
>Recommended: Muslim shows her true colors after selfie

>>71061110
f-fork-k yeah

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the world population needs to be reduced by half

>>71061110
Could you moderate your language please

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>>71059505
wew party hard

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>>71061068
Valuev? lel he got beat by pic related

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>>71061079

>>71061159
once you start taking red pills, you can't just stop

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>>71061134
> he doesn't make regular trips to flavortown
That's NOT a mack daddy comment.

>>71061166
Doubt I'd get a single strong son out of her

>>71061172
fuck you dad *flips you off*

>>71061196
yes, being simple minded is addictive

>>71061166
the world population should be reduced to just white people, northeast asians, and maybe brazilians for dat bunda

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>>71060891

Ah yes manlets

>>71061079
americans are not human

>>71061110
why

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> when the political discourse is regularly of poor quality
Smoooth, with three O's.

>>71061212
ah yes being a leftist who takes everything the mainstream media and their commie liberal arts professor tells them at face value is not simple minded at all

>>71061223
can't we just genetically engineer brazilian women to only produce female offspring then cull all the rest???? srs

>>71061065

that's not her, this is. she's in for drugs
http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2profile.aspx?mdocNumber=893224

Business idea: play techno music in an old abandoned building

>>71061261
Liberalism != leftism

>>71061272
probably wont catch on

>>71061261
quite the leap

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gf just sent me this

Neighbpurs playing addagio for strings
>>71061265
>Sending ppl to jail for drugs
What a joke

Will the Blair era be remembered as Britain's final golden era before we plummet into 3rd world after Brexit?

are south east asians shitskins or asians or what

Weather update: It is snowing in London

are gays allowed to donate sperm?

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mum just sent me this

Entrepreneurial vignette: play electronic music in an old warehouse and charge young adults for entry into said premises.

P.S. Leave the premises unsupervised so illicit activities can be engaged without record.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eEXM0raA5M

>>71061369
What the hell is that on the wall behind her?

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need an Aus gf

>>71061265
You're right, my bad.
>less than 25g of coke
>prison
Sort it out yanks, it's not like she was brandishing cutlery at someone.

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>>71061317
>cool britannia was 20 years ago

>>71061392
reflection

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gf just bought a sweet new record player lads

>>71061389
So this final answers the question: 'what would it look like if there was a giant red cub on top of a bit of Manhattan'?

Intriguing.

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>before we plummet into 3rd world after Brexit?

>>71061405
You're a literal retard

>>71061361
not if they're under 5'10

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Jap student who stayed at my house for a few months just sent me this

want to cycle to Paris but I have no tent and the ferry costs a left nut

>>71061446
FOB

>>71061469
her skin looks incredibly soft. would caress.

and then shag her mercilessly.

cold out

>>71061469
What the HELL

>>71061469
>2017
>compact cameras
why

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>FOB

>>71061469
CHEBS

>>71061521
My toes are like ice. Best put the heating on.

Anyone else sing this when they turn the boiler on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J2Jz_N6sk8

>>71061550
those chipmunk cheeks on the left tells me this bish gets fat from so much as looking at a muffin

/r/wholesomememes started out really well but now its just the most cringeworthy shit going

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>>71061575

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Dudes I'm like so baked right now
Like I literally cannot express how utterly blitzed I am
Man I am stoned

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>>71061530
It's like you've never seen a Japanese tourist in your life

>>71061389
imagine the bantz
in fact. all wars in history waged in a single flat complex

>>71061592
brap

>>71061604
do smartphones not exist in east asia?

>watching lezzo porn
>wild roast beef appears
nah mate

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

Valentines day in 3 days.

>>71061550
do we even need any further proof that men should seek their partners at the youngets possible age?

where were you when nonces were right

>>71061622
>do smartphones not exist in the region that makes the most of them
huh.............

>>71061669
was totes serious

realy need a wee

darude sandstorm

>>71061654
Dumped her last weekend

>>71061688
*sucks the wee out of your doodle*

>>71061582
> wholesome memes
Why don't we have more wholesomeness on 4chan?

I would be down for a /wm/.

>>71061654
Had a gf for the first month of 2017

But her visa expired

How do i tally up that

recommend be some spicy lezzo porn

pls

>>71061717
if you sucked it would halt the flow of wee and make cum instead

not helping

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Whenever I catch a glimpse of my reflection in the mirror, what I see staring back at me always leaves me feeling incredibly grateful and extremely proud.
I see strong arms that allow me to express love without words.
Powerful legs that carry me around.
Scars and stretches marks that remind me of how much I have changed over the years.
Eyes that have seen so much and allow me to do what I love most.
A nose that works and can take me back in time with just a sniff/smell.
My body so different from what it used to be.
My mind no longer insecure.
Me finding joy and so at peace with myself.
I see a girl that learned how to fall in love her body and your obnoxious rules.
A girl that refuses to shrink and so ready to break the silence and stereotypes.
What about you? Have you taken 10 min of your day to stare at your reflection? #cellulitesaturday

>>71061738

anything with melena morgan

>>71061747
BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

>>71061747
Who is this spunk trunk?

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>>71061654
I have transcended the need for female companionship

>>71061730
Stop fucking foreign whores.

Fuck good clean English whores who contribute to the British economy.

>>71061740
*sucks the farts out of your bumhole*

>>71061747

want her to sit on my face 2bh lads

>>71061771
Foreigners are preferable

Im /int/ at heart

>>71061770
le fox and le grapes