Please visit sunny scenic friendly Iowa edition
anus
why on earth would I want to visit Iowa? Come to my province to visit. Pic realted
>Iowa
>Keokuk
mmm
My date tonight ended with no lewdness at all
Fuck my life
*pees*
*doesn't flush*
>>71053967
Please stop having people from Sioux City come into South Dakota
Anywhere else is fine
Thank you
>>71053967
i have 2 (two) dates tomorrow in the night and i didnt canseled either
>>71054023
L4> gf 50k PM@ME
>>71053967
Come visit winter wonderland Connecticut instead
>>71054047
I'll give you 20k and an addy 2h
>>71054031
lol! theres always next time!
ooooWEEEEOOOOO I look just like Buddy Holly
>>71054031
>Didn't get any
>watches Chinese cartoons made for little girls
Checks out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIeA-l7k4wM
moonman has gone too far
>>71054031
Dates aren't about getting tail at the end
It's about having a good time with people you like romantically
Not everything in a relationship is about sex
>>71054043
Fuck no, the sooner Sioux """"""""""City"""""""""" is depopulated the better
Western SD is best SD anyway
I sell vaping and vaping accessories!
>>71054071
OH OH AND YOU'RE MARY TYLER MOORE
I need a Canadian gf
>>71054063
I wish I could go on a date with you
REMINDER
>>71054089
t. woman
>>71053436
Did he died? I hope he didn't break his neck.
>>71054081
what a shorty
Has /cum/ taken the flat earth pill and decided to accept the reality?
>>71054097
Then at the very least deport them to Nebraska or something
Eastern SD is comfy in the small town sense but holy fug Sioux City leaks like a cancer
They're fucking everywhere over there man
>>71054104
Feelings mutual, I want you by the fireplace
>tfw your older brother is 100x better looking than you
anyone else share this feel
How is des moines?
>>71054071
my girl has a big mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRGYNdxX2qU
>>71054147
all I have is a dumb nerd sister
>>71054109
If I am a woman at least I'm one who has a man
>>71054143
I wish I could get some comfy snow down here
Redditflags must be banned
>>71054103
I want a black Canadian gf
Never met a black Canadian who was not cool
>>71054147
Im actually the better looking brother.
>>71054175
Extra flags should be mandatory
>>71054178
delete this
>>71054194
Only if you give me a French Canadian gf
>>71054175
this
>>71054210
you don't want one bud, trust.
>>71054028
>located in the little peepee region of the state
>>71054147
well I'm the tallest so there's that
>>71054163
I wish I could go to Arkansas and explore
>>71054175
How would you know who is flagposting without having the mod?
>>71054160
You dumbass, I ain't single.
>>71054089
t. dumb nerd VIRGIN LMAO
>>71054231
>>71054178
Why do you always post that boy
>>71054225
Why not? That guy with one in this general isn't having issues (or at least not issues he's talking about).
>>71054256
>>71054264
>>71054269
you know I'm not 5'9 right
>>71054131
>Then at the very least deport them to Nebraska or something
We're trying nigga, believe me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Sioux_City,_Nebraska
>>71054278
He will soon enough
>I mistook the adderall I was supposed to take for an exam with viagra
>>71054291
Will he be stabbed?
>>71054282
Fight me bitch. I'll heem your ass into a concrete crack.
I got beaned
An illegal immigrant fucked me
>>71054148
I keep hearing how it's going to be the new hipster capital of the U.S. in like 10 years but I don't see that happening
It's basically a slightly larger Cedar Rapids, I can't think of anything it has that CR doesn't, or Iowa City for that matter.
*
blows
you
a
kiss
*
>>71054240
Explor what qt?
>>71054303
Don't try me unless you want to become a veggie tray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igYTIvn5l2Y
Why do people talk like this?
>>71054310
you can only go up from here
>>71054177
Do they even exist? the only black people in my town are immigrants from DRC
Downtown Toronto
>>71054286
>>71054325
Weak beech.
Decent couple matches there, although come to think of it the idea of playing chess with some of you degenerates is a bit unnerving.
>>71054310
Dont worry.
If /cum/ was a house id have already beaned like 80% of the americans here.
FUCK THIS!!!!! SOMEVODY SMOKING WEED AND SET OFF FIRE AKARM ITS BELIE ZERO OUTSIDE
>>71054350
fucking manlet
you wouldnt even reach my shoulders
>>71054341
I can hear the muslim chanting from here
>>71054322
The mountains, caves, rivers and hot springs, Arkansas must have a lot of nature
I also want to visit Little Rock
>>71054352
*Charges my thrust attack*
GOD DAMMIT, I FORGOT TO SIGN BACK IN TO BLACKBOARD TO SUBMIT MY STUPID DISCUSSION BOARD ESSAY
NOW IT DELETED EVERYTHING
Death to everyone except myself
Please tell me why French Canadian gfs will be trouble
>>71054371
The nature is pretty nice. I love camping
Why would you want to visit Little Rock tho
>>71054383
You stop that.
>>71054388
wah wah wahhhhh
>>71054388
haha FAG
>>71054388
>Blackboard
I hate it
i wish malthus's original projections had came true
4444
>>71054394
I like Little Rock because Little Rock has a lot of history and I like rocks
I'm not cool and i can't chill
>>71054445
dumb peruANO poster
GOD DAMMIT TELL ME ABOUT THE PROBLEM WITH FRENCH CANADIAN QTS!
>>71054432
>>71054446
>Little Rock has a lot of history
It's all been destroyed by blacks
>placer is literally going to be stuck in college until his 30's
>>71054463
delet this
>>71054454
They are literally latin americans.
>>71054463
More like PALE ASSER
Okay i'm back
Where is SD? I wanna no more about his plans for the future
>>71054463
Placer is a kind and intelligent person
>>71054487
thanks ;)
>>71054472
Yeah but they're cuties and speak a cute language
>>71054487
t-thanks
>>71054481
literally him
>>71054485
dying
Remember, Slavs and Russian would rule the world as AnCaps if it werent for the Turks and Mongols. Eastern Europe had a 70 percent literacy rate in 900 AD when eatern Europe had like 10
>>71054496
I know you like to hear the details about guys asses, but all I'll tell you is thats not what mine looks like
*sniffs*
"americans..."
>>71054462
It still has rocks though, so it rocks
There's also the Timberlands and the Piney Woods, and there's the mountains which are beau
Holy damn
/pol/ is filled with so much underage
What the hell happened?
>>71054522
sure bud
>>71054500
You're plans are dyng? I thought you wanted to be politician who saved the us?
If I got extra flags, it'd be another Californian poster
>>71054521
Kiev was one of the biggest and richest cities in Europe until the Mongols razed it
>>71054528
I love the mountains
>>71054531
popular youtubers hopped on the right-wing (actually centrism) train
scale of 1 to brotherly how gay is this?
>>71054545
join the cali gang, senpai
more bears = better /cum/
>>71054548
What's up with your reddit flag bud
>>71054531
It's the counter culture now.
that's gay
>>71054559
No gay at all.
>>71054559
top gun/10
>>71054559
Brotherly, brotherly love cannot be explained until it has been experienced
>>71054583
I wish I had a brother to love
>tfw home on a friday
fuck being an extrovert
>>71054545
Mongols taught Russians to be autocrats, you are smart man my friend. Eurasian slav empire would be ruling the world with eastern orthdox if it weren't for asian hordes
Nobody told me the problem with French Canadian gfs
>>71054579
so super gay
>>71054546
I want to fuck the mountains and reproduce with the plants, animals, and the nature
>>71054605
Gay
>>71054559
DA NORDERN BROTHERS
>not france ;^)
>>71054537
It depends
If it appears that the US will have a civil war by the time I graduate I'm most likely going to fight for whichever side my state aligns with
The US was meant to be like Rome wasn't it? Eventually it will fall apart and I'm determined to have the Dakotas independent from foreigners should the US balkanize
Ideally keeping the union together would be better but I can't help but dream about what could be if the US became more European in that particular aspect
>>71054603
>Top Gun
>gay
t. low test beta
>>71054595
Brothers do not have to be from bloodline, it is a bond formed by friends, you both treat each other with respect and you understand each other's problems
>>71054641
t. cum guzzler
>>71054642
t. chief fagzoo
>>71054622
Flyover confederation soon brother
>tfw no brother to go fishing with
if the us has a civil war im join whichever side is more willing to commit war crimes
>>71054619
Sclavinia
>>71054665
My fishing trips were usually lewd
>>71054668
I just want to kill some southeners like the great men before me
>>71054652
Ive never tasted cum
YOU on the other hand...
>>71054665
tfw my brother hates fishing
>>71054681
>tfw no sister to go fishing with instead*
kids that had no siblings were spoiled af senpai desu
>>71054668
and maybe have my way with a household or two
>>71054685
that's what they all say
I want to fuck a buffalo and make a Minotaur
>>71054031
My date ended in the most awkward pre-kiss process I've ever gone through but it's ok because the kiss was nice and from now on they'll be much better
>>71054684
300000 YANKEES STIFF IN SOUTHERN DUST
>>71054665
My brother doesnt know how to fish and he is one of those "i read an article once so now and im expert" types of people so i really dont enjoy doing things with him.
>>71054622
kek, we arent nearly in as bad a state as Rome, I study Economics and Classical studies so you can trust me. Follow your dreams man, become a voive for the people, I see with your posts here that you're as mart guy and people will be attracted to you. You're also cute too, no homo ;^)
>>71054710
hey man, don't use their hateful words. we northern boys
anyone else do this when they were kids? the doorway to my kitchen was perfect for it
>>>/gif/10073141
>>71054691
>he has a bother
Jelly
>>71054727
Are you drunk?
union soldiers stole my family's silver that had been passed down for generations
the north can never be forgiven and i cannot wait to publicly exicute northern civilians
>>71054729
a-am I going to jail
>>71054685
>he's never eaten his own cum
>>71054747
>exicute
you just might be southern
>be virginia
>get YANKEEd
lmao, i'm such a whore and you're all virgins
pls stop talking about north vs south
im
really
bored
and i dont wanna feel left out
>>71054779
t. virgin
>>71054729
>tfw wasn't allowed to climb stuff as a kid
>>71054743
People who compare the US's current situation to Rome before the fall are sensationalists. They aren't even comparable
>>71054743
Yes, I just noticed that there were a lot of spelling errors please excuse me. I would become politician but I'd rather waste my time exploring the world instead
>>71054779
>Raws
lmao turboweeb
>>71054779
I am NOT
>>71054786
Let's talk about how the US is going to occupy and Marshall plan you and give the world the Mexico that it deserves
>>71054786
we'll get to you eventually, don't you worry
>>71054790
no guns in the house. I couldnt get a fucking water gun till I was like 11
>>71054786
It's okay, what you wanna discuss sinoala? Pix not related, it's the first turk
>Dates aren't about getting tail at the end
>It's about having a good time with people you like romantically
>Not everything in a relationship is about sex
>vapebreh.png.jpg
>>71054816
I was allowed to shoot guns since I was 7, I just wasn't allowed to leave the house, visit friends, or climb trees.
Holy fucking Christ
/pol/ is so rage inducing
http://www.strawpoll.me/12313727
Out of curiosity
well?
Fucking burn ban issued the day before my camping trip. NOT MY GOVERNOR. Oh well, we can just post up on the lake shore instead.
>>vapebreh.png.jpg
>>71054801
What would you wanna be a politician, is so boring.
So many people i see, is so boring, they are not even that smart.
>>71054837
>cm
>>71054827
sounds terrible, why?
>>71054793
I'm not a sensationalist for having aspirations of independence or greater autonomy from an increasingly centralized federal government
>>71054835
sexual orientations are a modernist concept
>>71054837
>cm's
>>71054837
>cm's
>American flag
huh
but anyways, 15cm master race
>>71054845
t. commiefornia?
punch his cunt
>>71054856
>>71054868
don't deflect you shrimps
>>71054866
I'm filing you under 'gay'
>>71054863
That's not what I said you silly billy
>>71054835
>Bi
>1 vote
hmmm i wonder who this could be
>sexual orientations are a modernist concept
>>71054857
I'm not sure.
I know my father hates Mexicans and there were a few in my neighborhood.
There was also a bit of a pedophile/child trafficking scare that my mother's been obsessed with since I was a kid.
Dunno about the trees.
>>71054879
shuddup you have me upset now
>>71054880
fug u
>>71054880
beats me h-haha
>>71054890
It's ok, I like ditzy boiz
i am of a superior human type evola said so
>>71054880
Ive found just about every midwestern flag that posts in /cum/ is gay
>>71054892
>>71054880
If you fap to traps you should honestly vote bi doe
>>71054887
fucking pedos ruin everything
I couldnt do boy scouts, football, or even boreball becausethey thought I was gonna get diddled
>be american kid
>cant leave house without getting snagged by a mexican pedophile
>>71054855
For power fame, like any other man. Also to fuck aorund with stupid laws and joke with other about it. But i love some people in my country, would not want to hur them, their dreams , their lives
>>71054887
Tell your fathers we hate his kind too.
>>71054917
>im gonna hate pedophiles because of my helicopter parents
>i am of a superior human type evola said so
>>71054907
must be the boredom affecting their psyche
/cum/ should be used for a medical study or at least thesis paper
>>71054681
kek brings me back to playing minecraft with a guy from florida that told me he sucked his friends dick while fishing in a swamp
>>71054924
who are you quoting?
>>71054920
>be canadian
>get eaten by a chink
>>71054917
ur parents were pussies
mine did all that and catholic school
ANSWER THIS QUESTION NOW!!!!!
When did you discover long island exists???
Bigger population than Ireland btw and we created Trump and Tr Roosevelt so SHOW US SO DAM LOV MOTHA FUCKER
>>71054925
wtf where did you get this picture of me
>>71054937
o
>>71054939
You, who fucking else.
>>71054847
I like this picture
>>71054937
wtf i hate florida now
>>71054946
I was put into catholic school for a while but then got bullied all the time because I wasn't catholic in the first place (never baptized as a catholic).
>>71054954
Oh I don't know, maybe the other person you replied too stupid
>>71054950
I used to think that Long Island was actually Manhattan
Okay I'll admitt. My Dad is a dective and he says a lot of racist shit. But maybe it's jut be being a fucking millenial, he has a lot of non white friends but he has the balls to joke about race in front of anyone. Privileges pf being 6'6 and handsome as fuck I guess, my dad is a lucky man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGyHXW0lwZY
>>71054950
I dont remember.
long island is the one with the mechanical rides and shit right?
what if i moved to okracoke island and became a fisherman/sea duck hunting guide or i could run their airfield
might be cool
>>71054946
>you can't join the basketball team I don't want anything bad happening to you
>Oh you want to go to the park for a bit and then roam the streets with your friends unsupervised? Catch you later
like what the fuck
>>71054987
That's Coney Island
>>71054970
Not at all, tow different island but manhattan is very close. We made Roosevelt and trump, so thank us
>>71053967
I enjoyed Dubuque
>New York Islanders don't even play in Long Island
they play in Brooklyn now, wtf!
>>71054950
I love it. Hampton Bay is kawaii
>>71054980
if you were a bodysuit and say whatever the fuck you want and act as retarded as you want and nobody would question ot
>>71054967
all catholic school here are full of protestants
in fact they're protestant majority
>>71054987
That's Coney Island
>>71054917
Being diddled by my priest was the best thing that ever happened to me
>>71054993
they used to call it...the playground of the world
and they used to let us sleep there, on the beaches. You could sleep there
You cant do that anymore. They dont sleep on the beaches anymore
>>71054987
Nope, we're the island from bronx to suffolj
haha
>>71055012
so this is how homosexuals are created
>>71054993
>>71055009
coney island, long island, rhode island, falklands island
who gives a shit they are all the same.
>>71054983
hail doggo
>>71055000
EYO
>>71055008
I've moved between states often so it wasn't in VA (though I was born here).
>>71054875
Oklahoma actually
>>71055024
>sinolan opinoins
WIP
>>71055015
SORRY SINOALA BRO!!! From Brooklyn to Suffolk. Trying to talk to a bunch of people at once so i'll mess things up
>>71055016
>>71055040
Cities skylines?
>>71055034
PUNCH HIS CUNT FUCKING POSER INJUN-COWBOY HAPPA
>>71055040
>grids
The Midterm went ok, honestly if I were a faster writer I'd have more confidence about this
>>71055064
im trying to make NYC bud
>>71055058
yup
>>71055040
>grids
disgusting
jobs on okracoke island:
fisherman
restaurant person
nurse
lighthouse keeper
museum curator
park ranger
hunting/fishing guide
shop keeper
rental person
school teacher
sheriff
airfield manager
ferryman
pastor
lifeguard
>>71055065
Ho[e you did well bud
>>71055073
NYC, so mayn memories...
>>71055086
Airfield manager
>grids? preposterous!
>>71055064
I think rectangular grids are fine for smaller settlement. I usually switch to circular plans and traffic circles when I have the wherewithal.
>you will never be a sheriff
WHAT THE FUCK????
WHAT THE FUCK???!
IS UP WITH OREGON???
ORGON???
Okay so there is a nazi girl here. Yes a nazi girl at my uni, she hates jews and his aryan. What about the northwest produces such rarities?
>>71055056
CUTE!!!!!!!!1
yall dumb
>not editing your game so people use public transit more
>not building your cities in grid style with trams everywhere like the 30s
y'all niggas cant even into urban planning
>>71055124
wtf? I HATE bajachan now!
>he didnt have sex in Central park twice
2bh dont do it, we got chased out of it the first time barbecue people could here use
>>71055137
smoked weed on the great oval under an NYPD chopper
>>71055112
get this
it's ILLEGAL to pump your own gas in oregon
l a m o
>>71055137
>could here use
When will the people of flyover country unite and throw off the shackles of our urban cuck oppressors
>>71055093
Thanks bro, probably did, and I'm prolly worrying about nothing, but still.
>>71055154
this
>>71055112
Is she cute
I never been to New Yok.
Casually my mom been to New York like 10 times these past few years but is always when i was at school.
What a coincidence.
Moving to Asia to teach English is the best thing I ever did with my life
60k STARTING
no experience
>>71055151
>new yorkers
>english
>>71055197
She's getting dicked
>ywn lead the former Louisiana territory in a glorious revolution against coastie hegemony
>>71055197
>I never been to New Yok.
Lucky you
>>71055197
EYOED
>>71055160
they literally did november 8th last year
>>71055086
ferryman
>>71055224
>>71055224
barring texas, Im pretty sure both coasts outnumber the midwest like 10-1
>>71055181
Yeah, I posted her here. tried posting pic but sorry, too drunk too find. Sprr y man
>>71055197
She might be getting dicked
Fight my dick for control of my body and continue the nofap or just give in to my desires?
>>71055251
You got homework to do
>>71055234
I'm looking for a more permanent solution
It's time for the true Americans to seize the silos in Wisconsin and put an end to the coasties once and for all
>>71053967
First for Cedar Falls
>>71055256
Nah.
Sorry guys, I'd give netter ansers but I drank so much and it clogs your mind a bit. Sorry
>>71055247
Liberals are afraid of guns
>>71055247
But they don't have guns
How do we 'fix' Mexico, /cum/?
>>71055224
>>71055242
>economy based on beads
>75% of GDP based on Mardi Gra
>part French
I think we'd kick your fat fuck Cajun asses
my heart can't take it, buds
>>71055290
>they dont have guns
aw, you're cute
>>71055301
Umm sweetie everyone knows you can't be a leftist and own a gun
>>71055292
>The Louisiana Territory consists of New Orleans and nothing else
Learn to read
>>71055315
aw, he thinks he knows california
>>71055291
New New Spain when
Oops*
>>71055291
Breeding program, no more indio genes.
>>71055247
Louisiana includes the westernmost midwestern states
Iowa, the Dakotas, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas
Regardless we have more nukes than you so xD
>>71055292
You're retarded
The Louisiana Territory is the majority of the Central US west of the Mississippi
>>71055358
>nuking your own country
>Dakotan education
>>71055327
Okay hun. I know you're a little upset sweetie but California has strict gun laws
>>71055291
You can't.
>>71055358
What is your political philosophy? Can be simple or complex, I wont judge my friend. Also, what do you want to do when you become a man?
>>71055358
Yeh you got a lot of Fat Mans amirite
>>71055366
Coasties are #notmycountrymen
>>71055369
I never said they didnt. You said nobody had guns
>>71055371
Bajachan.. you're cute 2bh, with the pics. You're clever whether you;re boy or girl, good for you
drove downtown in the rain
nine-thirty on a tuesday night
>>71055380
Go suck a dick, fag.
>>71055371
>
We fixed Japan, we'll fix you
>>71055376
delet this right now
>>71055380
really?
>>71055376
>>71055404
Stop voting for people who want to destroy the country
oyster """bay""" is getting creepy.
revive this one >>71052090
My computer is bad
>>71055366
It isn't my country anymore if I'm revolting
>>71055373
I support decentralized government although I understand that there should be certain limits on private institutions as a means of creating a compromise between public and private institutions through mutual limitation.
Market should be free, unions are okay
I am a young man tyvm
>>71055376
Delet or I will curse the Phillies to lose every game this season
>>71055439
did you try turning it on and back on again?
>>71055445
>unions are okay
Only so long as they're actually unions of workers and not quasi governmental bodies
>>71055445
What do you think about pic rel??? Also, dont be afraid to talk to me. I know I wasnt the best person when we used to talk but it was only becuse I had so much work back the, always busy bakc then with the trivial
>>71055493
>paid maternity
disgusting
>>71055516
We must promote te nuclear family, it's the center of the nuclear family. oWomen must be payed if she works so she can stay at home and provide for her children