>His country doesn't have its own wizarding school

>>71051513
>half the world's population goes to one school because they're all azns an shit
Please tell me this is some fanshit and not official Rowling wordbuilding.

>share with america

what the fuck? literally why?

>anglocucks got their own school
>aussies have study with spics and amerifats
>Indians, japanese, Chinese and whole fucking South East Asia studying together
>east Europe with skandies
>we with muslims
Rolling need to fucking educate herself. Show her int ffs

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who cares about that retarded shit

>>71052820
>>east Europe with skandies
this gets me every time

>durmstrang
>inexplicably run by a russian war criminal
>students are all slavs from the fucking balkans
>located in the scandes

She dumb af

>>71052855
>tfw we got butthurt belt and all muzzies
I will trade ex yugo for butthurt belt and turkey please

>>71051513
is this shit official?

Ban the netherlands pls, no latin in them.

>>71051513
I thought the Ronalds were dutch but actually they should study at beauxbatons wtf

>>71052734
You really ought to be part of Hogwarts.

>Japan, SK, Taiwan, HK, India, & China are in one school
How can the rest of the world even compete?

>>71055249
Vicious infighting and actual impotence in practical applications outside of a testing environment.

>>71051513
>>71051985
>>71052820
>bad writer is bad at worldbuilding

surprise surprise

>>71051985
Hogwarts was the only one with any thought put into it

>>71051513
>Beauxbatons
>Beautifulsticks

What did they mean by this

>>71056380
Maybe they were sponsored by a wand shop or something.

>>71055953
Yep

>>71051513
>school is in Brazil

no thanks, I'd rather clean toilets for the rest of my life 2bh

>>71051513
>lands of sumerians
>doesnt have a magic school
DELET THIS SHIT

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>>71056619

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>>71051513
>mahoutokoro
>"magic place"

>>71051513
The dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>71051513
>tfw stuck in school with slavshit and mudslime

>>71051513
Yes, I'm sure having all of Asia together in a single campus and all of Africa together in another campus wouldn't result in a complete fucking massacre.
100 points to Gryffindor.

>>71057189
All states go to the same school m8, and you're together with us.

>wizards from Islamic states
holy kek :DDDd

>>71057218
braise dengri))))

>>71051513
>China and India don't have their own school and come to some small island of Japan
That's stupid.

>>71052855
>durmstrang
>Strum & Drang

Eastern Europe under German rule, I like it

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>>71057218

>>71057189
>>tfw stuck in school with slavshit and mudslime

What´s Georgia again?

>>71057189
Chill out we don't want churkas in our school so you can't get in

>>71057160
>>>/lit/

>>71051513
>tfw have to share wizarding school with Ahmeds

>>71051513
>british """""""writers"""""""

there should be three or four sout american wizarding schools: one in salvador de bahia brazil, one in buenos aires, one in cuzco peru, and maybe one in valparaiso chile.

>>71051513
>Uagandou

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>>71051513
Why didn't she just put the location of the school instead of this weird "area of influence".
It would make sense for a school in Sao Paulo to grab student from the neighbouring countries, same for one in Moscow and Paris, but they would still be their country's school.
It's like they tried to be inclusive or whatever

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>>71058139

>>71051513
Greater Prosperity of Asia completed!

>>71058851
I don't know the context of OP, but she probably did do just that. or otherwise loosely described a region and others interpreted that.
Probably just said shit like 'russia and cental asia'

>>71051513
Now I have to play a puny martial swinging his metal stick

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>>71051513
>Koldovstoretz

>balts not part of the germanic-nordick one

gonna burn all my potter books

>>71059531
That map is a lie, Israel has its own super-secret Mossad-run Wizarding school that trains its students into the ultimate agents of Zionism.

>Islamic Wizards
>Allahu Ackbar is actually a spell for making things explode

>>71051513
What the fuck is this, why are we with the latin countries??

>>71060581
Wé lätíns ñáò

>>71060581
better with them than the union of gypsy and slavs

>>71059973

>Balts a part of germanic-nordick one

Kek mongols you're the same scum as slavs.

>greeks with germans and scandies

>>71060791
then why is finland in there?

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>going overseas when I can just learn abbo magic

>mahoutokoro
Still gets me everytime

>>71060873
been raped enough by swedes to count.

You on the other hand been raped to much by mongoloid russians

and 25% russian or something

>India population: 1.25b
>China population: 1.35b
>Indonesia population: 262m
>Japan population: 127m
1 school

>British Isles population: 68m
1 school

Has she lost the plot?

>>71061057
JK Rowling is a hack

>>71056380
Better than Warts of a Hog

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Since we all seem to disagree with the Eternal Anglo author, maybe we should make our own.

Here's the template. I'll color in my own in a second.

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>>71061181
One with better borders.

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>>71061390
r8 my Yurope

My apologies to Greece and Macedonia in advance, but it had to be done.

I honestly have no idea what to do with Poland.

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>>71061181
Something like this.

Asia is too hard, China on its own would need like 5 schools.

>>71061798
>China on its own would need like 5 schools.

Make it 3 for historical significance.

>>71058222
Sorry the truth hurt you.

>>71061699
Finland + Baltics only have a population of like 15m.

>>71061858
But Finngolian woods magic is different from Scandi runes.

>>71061798
>Banned for black magic
10/10

>>71051513
>tfw you live in kamchatka and have to go 10 000 km to your school because Rowling is a hack

>>71057160
THIS

>>71057160
this. I read the first 3 books as a kid and they were trash. I can't fanthom how would anyone above the age of 14 enjoy this.

>>71057189
Muslim occultists seem pretty chill though.

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>Have to go all the way up to Sweden to learn magic
>JK Hackling didn't even bother to look up Scholomance

>>71062112
Durmstrang writes it's name in fucking Cyrillic even though it has a German-sounding name and is located in either Norway or Sweden.

>>71055249
>Those countries in one school
>Implying it won't lead to an apocalypse via infighting

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>>71061181
>>71061390
idk

>>71052820
>ruscucks