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Friday with the lads

>tfw no Jenny gf

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>tfw no gf

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>>71051123

Bit embarrassing we still have a Queen 2bh

Wish Napoleon had won

>>71051131
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

wish i'd never been born

going 2 get into beddy byes with the ol tablet

Business idea: turn men with small penises into traps

>>71051164
Post jammies

And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart

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>>71051144
>tfw the Invasion Rafts didn't exist

>>71051144
Cromwell tried to save us

been a week since the job interview don't think I got it

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WOW i am thinking

wish i had a friend

so lonely

>>71051110
this ones for you, alexa

>>71051162
>dae only fat feminazis hate trump xDDD

the ol 'cide crossing my mind

>>71051182
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

>>71051180
this is distorted by the fact that catholic countries are less likely to record a death as a suicide

>>71051177
Restoration of the monarchy was the most catastrophic error in the history of this country 2bh

>>71051157
one bloke did it off the golden gate bridge

just seems a shitty way to commit suicide. survival instinct would kick in and override all your negativity instantly

>>71051135
saved
excellent contribution, appreciated
>>71051144
she wears cute clothes though
>>71051180
stop spamming the same boring shit

Just sent out a selfie to over 40 girls at the same time on snapchat captioned "who's up?"

such is the life of a drunken failed normie

>>71051196
Commit suicide -> Hell

Probably.

filtering the digimon

>>71051233
Post it here

>>71051241
the what

>>71051239
Don't believe in christianity anyway

islam is more interesting but still not convincing

>>71051162
heh
though melania will do fuck all

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>>71051213

>>71051217
I would be far more likely to jump off something than take pills if I was going to end the ol' life

maybe jump in front of a train or something

>>71051233
did anyone respond?

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>>71051193
>>dae

>>71051239
is there any proof that hell exists?

1 degrees outside and my window is open

considering closing it but not sure yet

>>71051144
'SHEED

What are you're go to dance moves in the club?

>>71051260
funny because trump is a weak fatass

>>71051261
>maybe jump in front of a train or something

its just so messy though
alot of people who want to die still don't really want to suffer

I've seen people torn asunder by trains

I have never known the touch of a woman lads

>I've seen people torn asunder by trains

train-wanker loves his fucking trains.

>>71051278
Twerk

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>>71051260
ah yes, I see this man has adopted a primate attitude

>>71051277
Ahh yes nothing more English than French monarchy

>>71051286
bit gay

>>71051260
ah yes, toxic masculinity

on a completely unrelated note, 50 shades darker is set to smash the box office

cernovich is a weak fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ogydMMtHZA

only post the hardest tracks known to man

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>>71051213

Catholics know that suicide is like wine.

You have to take your time with it.

>the united states of america at one point existed alongside the holy roman empire

Really blows my mind lads

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>>71051328
t. jealous

>>71051310
>trump banned from the house of commons

yeah you've sure cucked us

>>71051253
this tbqh

>>71051253
I'm not talking about Christianity. If you read The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P Hall, and a bunch of gnostic and Hermetical texts, you'll begin to see the essential spiritual truths that have been hidden from humanity.

Your body is a kind of holy temple because it contains divinity (your soul), so killing it is sacrilege, which leads to terrible karma, which will be suffered upon death. Suicide will make your condition much worse, trust me.

>>71051329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlgiWBCbCJk

>>71051144
Imagine a world where Napoleon had won

would be pretty good I reckon

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>If you read The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P Hall, and a bunch of gnostic and Hermetical texts

>>71051342
>HRE
>holy
>roman
>or an empire

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>>71051253
>>71051354

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being a 23yo KHV NEET is really boring lads

>>71051369
bit sad considering he only ever acted in the interests of england

>>71051371
It was the most holy, most Roman, most imperial of empires

>>71051351
TIL not being invited = being banned

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>>71051362
>If you read The Secret Teachings of All Ages by Manly P Hall, and a bunch of gnostic and Hermetical texts

lmoa nigga u nerd tb.h senpai

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>>71051342
>>71051371
>
>
>

>>71051373
Islam is a more interesting religion

Still nonsense, like all religion

>>71051369
want would be different?

t. never learned about Napoleon

>>71051362
do not have a sufficiently hatty hat to hat this with

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>>71051401

28 years old hahaha

>>71051393
same difference

bercow is going nowhere

>>71051110
I wonder what ever became of this kid and girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miVxPDfntBM

imagine being this deluded

>>71051144
>>71051177
>>71051369
t. underage edgy teens

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>>71051420
girl dated a chad
guy became normie looking and got a qt

>>71051423
Most governments are republics mate

It's by no means edgy

>>71051253
I find Hinduism more interesting than Islam.

I like how it has very diverse and contradictory beliefs among the sects, but yet they all (technically speaking, ignoring the extremist outliers) consider each other equally valid.

>>71051261
>did anyone respond?
nope haha

>>71051421
>i'm not fat i'm big!!!
>muh not feeling full
>muh genes

heard it all before.-

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>>71051451
They're all shit though

Name one good republic

>>71051410
>if it's not christianity or islam or judaism then it's just another atheism knockoff
Stay profoundly ignorant of the mysteries of the universe, peasant.

>>71051423
One day this land will be a free republic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbq2bgRZM4

>>71051472
Most of the countries on the left are republics

>>71051401
>Still nonsense, like all religion

But how can that be right when Catholicism is 100% true?

>>71051407
There'd be peace and order within Europe
Germans would be subjugated
russia wouldn't have turned into a communist shithole
both world wars would have been avoided
the cold war would have been avoided

but sadly the brits and the prussians decided to ruin everything

>>71051367
pretty hard track man

this is possbily the HARDEST track KNOWN to MAN

>>71051495
FUCK forgot to post the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y

MI UH DI NUTTAH, ORIGINAL MA MAMAMAMAMAMAMA NUTTAH >>71051495

>>71051488
>every single country was a monarchy or existed under a monarchy until the last century with the exception of Switzerland

Monarchies > all

>>71051472
Most republics are good

Name a good monarch that bettered the lives of their subjects.

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the gf

is brisbane gay?

Have literally shit 5 times today

>there are various instances of famous yank rappers coming to the UK and getting their chains robbed by London nignogs
It's hilarious how useless yanks are without guns

>>71051518
Most interesting post in this shitty thread all night

>>71051517
Louis IX

>>71051472
modern western european monarchies are essentially republicans

>>71051527
phimo is from there so I automatically hate it

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the luck of the draw

>>71051535
>niggers being niggers
>conclude it is a gun problem
ah yes

>>71051517
cyrus the great
darius
augustus

many others

the problem isn't that powerful monarchs are bad for their people and country, its that eventually they have a totally incompetent heir who ruins all the progress

a strong/good dictatorship is much better than a democracy in terms of progress

>>71051527
no that's Melbourne

who /phimosis/ here?

>>71051527
yep

>>71051527
Brisbane's the best city in Straya

>>71051553
Kek

>>71051527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq7DkGW0Rr4

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>>71051559
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Utp0f_EG8

>those dislikes

harsh time for r mills

>>71051559
>its that eventually they have a totally incompetent heir who ruins all the progress

But that happens with democracies too

>>71051558
1 on 1 me then no guns allowed

WOW, this track is SUPER HARD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9yIGeBPnyE


>>71051569
it's fucking not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKH8CeXSwlw

monarchists are such rorke cunts

>>71051585
I'd fucking batter you in seconds, mere prawn

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w2c hoodie?

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>>71051566
>>71051553

no phimosis but got a small uncircumcised willy hahaha doesn't play off well with the yank ladies hahaha

>>71051614
not even relevant

modern day "monarchists" in the UK aren't advocating for absolute monarchy, they are just saying it shouldn't be disbanded

If Australia was just 5 degrees colder I'd probably move there

But nah fuck that my precious white skin isn't built for that barren desert wasteland

>>71051621
I'd go for some battered pork balls in sweet and sour sauce with rice right now.

>>71051614
the republican is completely reasonable and the monarchist has no argument

what a surprise

i love fapping, not just because of the external stimulation; i feel sexy when i do it, i love looking at my big hard penis

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>>71051669
are you faping with this???

>>71051660
careful!

>>71051649
T A S S I E
or nu zulend

>>71051669
Wank over fake taxi and support the British economy

>>71051649
Tasmania is pretty cold I believe
it's a big country

>>71051614
Well, the republican puts forward reasoned arguments. As usual, all I can hear from the monarchist is wishy-washy bollocks. Typical establishment figure, who thinks slagging off the oppositions argument - with no actual basis in fact - equals a point. It doesn't

>>71051682
don't be bad aslkjaslkjalkjas

business idea: lackluster 'cide attempt for the ol' 'ttention

>>71051701
tasmania is a totally seperate island hundreds of miles away

when the fuck will aus become a superpower

>>71051696
I like Fake Cop's accent but he's still a coppa and I hate coppas

ahhh would do anything to get a footjob rn

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i am sure pirate girls would suck his dick

>>71051692
>even further away from the rest of civilisation
shan't
still need to travel the rest of this planet
>>71051701
for you

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>>71051696
i wank to fake taxi but i don't pay for it

>>71051200
used to do that all the time

mario kart 64?

>>71051724
he looks like borat

>>71051720
fine,
>Melbourne: Annual Weather Averages. January is the hottest month in Melbourne with an average temperature of 21°C
unless you're from up far north that is totally liveable

this thread sucks

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>>71051741

>>71051729
>cop
*boils over*
>>71051741
Thanks for your support!

>>71051760
Melbourne always seems to have at least one heat wave a summer where it gets to 40 tho

PSA: FAKE TAXI IS BASED IN CANTERBURY

pls visit us

one of my housemates thought we should go into town one day and try and spot them the fucking idiot thought at least the picking people up side of it was real lmao

>>71051794
Female Fake Taxi is better, watching John all the time is lame unless he's with that black chick and she's funny

Victoria also suffers the most bushfires

>>71051665
The monarchist "argument" is usually a partial hanging followed by a drawing and quartering of THE TRAITOR. Or a beheading. Or just stick them in THE TOWER for a thousand years.

Monarchies aren't born in reason, they're inherently imposed by violence, and violent loyalty to one family.

It's not the worst system of rule, but it's hard to defend it with logic because it relies on religion for it's moral justification, and intimidation for it's practical application.

>>71051718
Enjoy the sectioning.

What are you listening to / watching right now lads

>watching porn with the sound on
never done this. the guy grunting always puts me off
I don't know what any pornstars sound like

>>71051794
ay lad should be in the ol' 'bury next week.

>>71051829
last days of humanity

>>71051829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHhQc6ZxFTA

>>71051829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvqlt7OWTOk

watching my life waste away

>>71051829
Flight Facilities (Aus)

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me and the lads

>>71051812
Good post

>>71051829
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=836228108

>>71051829
Someone suggested Absolute 80s earlier, so I'm enjoying that. Terence Trent D'Arby is on now, doing Sign Your Name. Nostalgic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dluHzQhLcME

>>71051834
*Grunts*

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Thoughts?

>lee rigby didn't exist

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1760532294

this is one of my favourites, when she starts tickling with her toes it drives me fucking insane

the chilean is better than digimon

>>71051922
*zooms in on the guy's asshole so 3/4s of the screen is his hairy ass*

>>71051898
Atlanta

would pay big money for an authentic (You) from the Mexican

>>71051843
what for la

>>71051946
*cums at exactly that instant, in disgust*

Hello this is Chef John from... Food Wishes dot com

with...

>>71051973
just go in about once a week for shopping 2bh.

>>71051947
alri

>>71051957
>stormfront browser
why?

>>71051928
i like how he just groups cancer and aids together

>>71051110
Looking at my teachers fb rn
He posted one of my answers to a test on fb and got like 100 shares
Feel famous rn

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>>71051993

>>71052015
Yeah I love seeing those retard answers on Facebook, always good for a laugh

>>71052015
shut up nerd

>>71052019
JAJAAJAJAJAJA

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>>71052015
>be icelander
>get frozen

la ranita

>>71052039
>chile
>climate warm not chilly

mind boggling

>>71052056
Because it's like chilli you spaz

>>71052056
it snows in southern chile

thats why mums go to iceland

>>71052068
say that again and I'll obliterate you

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literally everyone in iceland has an internet connection, really makes the noodles boil

http://www.internetlivestats.com/internet-users/iceland/

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>bread.jpg

>>71052035
I said "the marine engineers most important job is not to cause damage"
He gave me all points for it

la rana jajajaja

>>71052115
w2c shoes

been watching a lot of Vietnam war films and docs

love the aesthetics. palm trees, sunsets, m16's, VC uniforms

>>71052115
w2c these shoes

Iceland's a very nice country

shame about their food

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hälö? meksiko???

>>71051857
Cruz is such a slippery cunt

>>71052124
w2c shoes?
>>71052129
>>71052136

>>71052100
O.M.G

>>71052142
Sviðasulta is pretty good
Note: the most consumed item at any þorrablót is beer

>>71052142
there's nothing there but energy plants though. no wonder they drink so much

>>71052161
brawn is fucking shit

EMINENCE FRONT

cheat now you can see a nice ice key which you can have for free

who /phoneposting/ here?

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teh gf just sent me this

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>>71052211
Yo

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>>71052211
get the fuck out

>>71052217
the utter state of that room

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VAPID

ROASTIE

NORMIE

WHORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>71052188
Well lad you can always go to macdonalds

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38935923

howling

dumb phoneposter

>>71052211
>>71052229
me. only reddit has a problem with phoneposting

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really gets the old bean baking

>>71052247
lmoa

>>71052226

good lad

>>71052229

found the luddite

can't wait for my hair to grow

who else has a clean room and is generally on top of housework here?

if you live in squalor you are shit

got a cold

fucking hate being ill

>>71052076
doesn't it snow all across the andes?

>>71052246
it's mcdonalds you nerd

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the white gucci mane with a spray tan desu

>>71052305
most of it, yes

>>71052289
it's over

nige is finished

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>>71052250

I phonepost on the 'dit as well

>>71052307
getting serious mandela effect from this

Business idea: become a lib dem MP for my local constituency

>>71052320
it's always been McDonald's m8

EXPERIMENT 1000 degree knife vs my ballsack MUST WATCH

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>>71052330
>

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good night mi friends, sleep well!!!

>>71052336
1000% certain it was MacDonalds

>>71052217
>haha im such a weird nerdy girl i like nerdy geek things like spiderman xD

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>>71052211
me

my room will be too hot for the next 6 hours or so

>>71052365
>>71052365
goood night

>>71052365
dream of tacos and chainsaw beheadings my spic friend

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get's the ol brain train steaming

>>71052381
do aussies not have air con

>>71052394
i don't, dads a cheapskate

>>71052381
>not having aircon

heh, sucks to be you

someone tuck me in lads :3

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imagine being the tank man

>>71052391
hmm
most of this is just people misremembering things
or their brains fill in the blanks and they go "yeah that sounds right"

>>71052405
pack of frozen peas on the bollocks ought to do

>>71052411
*Fucks you in*

>>71052411
*begins tucking you in*
*changes mind and fucking your mouth with my willy instead*

>>71052441
they would turn into a dripping machine in minute

>>71052391
>new zealand northeast of australia

that seals the deal, these people are just retarded yanks

>>71052459
*licks up the drips from your bollocks*

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night everyone x

>>71052443
>>71052455
rude

>>71052481
goodnight latexgf poster

>>71052411
*tucks you in so tight you can't move*

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>try to close phone ad
>will just bring you to the ad's page unless you're very specific about where you tap the x
sometimes i hate capitalism

moving to japan lads

>>71052559
weeb

>>71052559
Pronounce akureyri

>>71052604
ah-coo-rehreh

>>71052589
>>71052604
could heem the pair of you

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>>71052552
>sometimes

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>physically active

>>71052651
rasheed

>>71052664
rorke

>>71052552
not a fan of mobile users but if you zoom in on the page the X gets fatter and easier to tap

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whincing

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This girl's bf is a fat neck beard who plays league of legends all day

>>71052664
rorke

>>71052672
>>71052716
rasheed

>>71052631
Close enough

>>71052703
not a fan of canadians but if you zoom in on the top left of your screen it makes it easier to click the X to leave

>>71052712
>girl
of the male variety?

>>71052712
guanrantee shes plain as fuck and has a shit nerd personality to boot

refuse to believe anyone is kissless

>>71052752
sup 'tismo how's your evening going so far

i am ;)))))

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i guess its true what they say - tradies get the ladies

>>71052822
Yeah and you're a 30 year old shitskin who still lives with his mum

randomly bagged myself a chinese gf haha

>>71052703
>>71052813
I don't like leafs either

:-)

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>>71052770
>>71052778

>>71052857
wouldn't be comfortable around a gril that used the word waifu desu

>71052836
epin role-playing mate :)

LADS its fucking 4am

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE

haha normie talk lmao i do this every night

i have no job

haha

>>71052857
is he rich? if not she sits on other cocks guaranteed

>>71052887
haha

I drank 2 litres of coffee/hot chocolate

gonna be up for ages

>>71052886
literally not joking
surprised at myself haha, we're gonna make it lads

pics >>71052908

>>71052928
just google chinese woman lol

Might post a pic of my arsehole

>>71052942
I meant of your cock mate

>>71052950
make sure to include a little bit of face in it for meme purposes

>>71052954
it's nothing special, 6 inch pencildick

need a cricket stream la

India vs Bangladesh

>>71052992
Pajeet

>>71052992
how shit brown is your skin, pajeet?

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how come only white people and asians know how to run countries effectively?

>>71053015
>>71053010
>t.sheed

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the fuckbuddy

>>71053025
>saudi arabia
>not a monarchy
hmmm

>spend £30-40 on a night out where I have a good time but the main objective is to pull a bird
>Could get an hour long massage and a happy ending from a cute asian bird for the same price

Seriously causing me to ponder

>>71052893
this
why else do you think she's sharing those pics?

>>71053045
screaming
what a dumb fucking leaf

>>71053045
that's an actual monarchy and also an islamic shithole

>>71053025
all of the monarchies in red on there aren't actual monarchies since the monarchs are literally figureheads

>>71053038
wew

>>71053038
what's his name?

>>71053076
it's almost like actual monarchs are incompatible with democracy

>>71053082
unironically mohammed

>>71053038
how fat?

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>it's almost like actual monarchs are incompatible with democracy

>>71053076
>>71053074
>>71053045
I didnt put SA because its literally an absolute monarchy and a shit tier country

The entire point was that the greatest countries on earth all have had monarchies or are currently still monarchies, and that the transfer of power was more or less peaceful.

>>71053105
not fat. just not that cute

>>71053082
its a girl unironically. one with a vagina

ahhh no a yank monarchist

>>71053052
is calling women birds a common slang there or is that just autistic /brit/ speech?
also you're paying for the athmosphere. You want your drinks and music and whatever, eh, "birds" to know your language, etc

>match with girl on tinder
>shes cute
>we hit it off for a bit
>find out shes 5'11
>immediately bin her

Im 6'1, but have only dated 5'4 girls and shorter. Something about being petit is so much more attractive to me

>>71053125
calling women birds wouldn't raise eyebrows if said by a native speaker in an informal context

>>71053113
You didn't put Saudi Arabia because it's a monarchy and a shit country?

Maybe that isn't such a coincidence mate.

>>71053113
That's because every form of government is a monarchy in some way or another. It's human nature to pick a single person to be the leader

>>71053125
shut up you stupid brown cunt

>>71053113
yeah saudi arabia, lesotho, thailand swaziland, and morocco are great aren't they
fuck off already

think i got crohn's disease from some shithouse curry lads

>>71053155
reee leave the short birds to me