/brit/

Allah is great

Death to the Middle/Upper class.

plebs

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Destroy the upper class

>>71049606
me
I have a sick note for until march but the bitch at the JC wouldn't take it

There's honestly nothing to like about English people who aren't posh

English people are those who live in the countryside or middle-class towns/cities

Everyone else is a criminal disgusting 3rd world creature that needs to be killed

Provincials are disgusting vile things

>>71049704
alri sick note ha

>having disdain for those poorer than you

the surest, and I mean SUREST sign of a revolting coddled runt

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>>71049694
>>71049702
Good posts.

>>71049716
This

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>tfw English/Danish manmutt
>When people ask me what I am I just say Danish

>accidentally step out of your "bubble"
>get mugged by a paki

What a great place to live.

fell for the gay meme lads

>>71049729
>muh heritage

boring

>accidentally step out of your "bubble"
>get mugged by a shot

Why is Britain so trashy and embarrassing compared to other European nations

Why is there so much scum?

>>71049732
not a person in england who would dare mug me

>accidently step out of your "bubble"
>get chucked in the grit bin

having one of those nights when I listen to the naked soundtrack and look at my reflection in the window and think of those old memories and all the recent missed opportunities tbf

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>>71049772
EXCELLENT post.

>>71049769
can I join

>>71049729
>wow that's so interesting, tell me about your ancestor's role in... bacon? and... i guess... where IS danemark anyway is that like near germany?
Score.

>>71049792
only if you're chloe from my class

provincial brits are literally like gypsies

>>71049806
I'm way better than that bitch chloe

>>71049796
Everyone knows Denmark now because of British shows about Vikings.

Also lego and happiest country on earth and shiet.

Can you get sunburnt if the sun comes through the window?

canadians are the best posters on /int/, genuinely

playin the 'ol 'ounter 'ike

>>71049825
fuck off eloise

>tfw best m8's gf came on to me
>told her I was pretty appalled, don't feel the same and she shouldn't say stuff like that to me
>she told her bf (my m8) all this afterwards
>we're fine
>quite desperately want to fuck her
>tfw have gf also

euughhh

>>71049828
i know nothing about denmark

imagine living in an entirely middle-class country like Norway/Switzerland

>>71049857
Me either

>>71049835
yes

chloe here
heard that autismo from my class has a crush on me? lmao looks like loser-central here

doing a remember of the time when someone in my class told everyone that I liked a girl, I did but I'd never told anyone because she wouldnt have accepted my feelings in the first place, was embarassing desu but everyone liked her anyway

>>71049846
ugh whatever

>>71049880
shut your mouth ryan you pussy cunt

meet me at marsh NOW

swear man LPT on reddit annoys the shit out of me

like I need these overly smug dickheads telling me how to live my life so I can better become reddit: the person

fuck. off.

>>71049875
the more u know...

>>71049732
I've never been mugged in my life. Tell me, Sharter, of that time you got shot?

>>71049882
just remembered all the times I got close to a girl only to completely lose interest then coldly cut them off

now I just remembered the time I met that qt I really fancied but I fucked up the data by being inexperienced and thinking the milk challenge was impressive

I'm reddit the person

ama

>>71049882
>that time you got drunk and texted your crush and told her you loved her
>never spoken to her before
>pretended like it never happened afterwards

ah yes

>>71049882
doing a remember of the time this fit girl (who grew up to be very fit)
who I had a crush on, asked me out. I immediately assumed it must have been some sort of cruel prank and instantly said no despite liking her a lot

Could've shagged a fat bird tonight but didn't go through with it because my mates would banter me until the end of time

fascism is the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TunQD2ZDz7Q

YOU DIZZY BLUD

>>71049919
yet you read it, strange.

>>71049941
Why

1. ireland
2. denmark
3. australia
4. new zealand
5. netherlands

guess the meaning

>>71049866

Getting Swiss citizenship is a massive ball ache otherwise I'd love to live there.

>>71049895
whatever dude
have fun hanging out with your virgin friends aha

>>71049974
most annoying accents

>>71049866
>entirely middle-class
no such thing

working class is the majority in every country

>>71049973
why not

next

>>71049974
runtiest countries

>>71049971
I don't really though
can't avoid that obnoxious shit showing up on the front page though can I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3aaIpApQk8

>>71049758
Drinking on empty stomachs after a week spent working a bit harder than the rest of Europe.

The continentals take it a bit easier over the week, and so don't feel like they have to make up for it by AVVIN' IT LARGE on the weekend. They start their weekend celebration with a classy meal, whereas the Brits eat once they've finished 8 cans of Stella followed by wrecking a club and pissing up a wall, then they're in the mood for the greasiest, saltiest food available, which makes them generally a bit fat and ugly.

Then you have the Shameless council estate Jeremy Kyle types who exist on welfare and crime. Dunno if they have that abroad, but Brits probably have a lot of these types because a lot of us are descended from nutters who were into invading island people and looting shit.

>>71049974
quality of life circa 2005

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whatever dude
have fun hanging out with your virgin friends aha

>>71049938
>just remembered all the times I got close to a girl only to completely lose interest then coldly cut them off
know that feel, I've mentioned here before that a girl liked me once before and I cut her off completely, don't know what came over me

>>71049950
happened to me but it actually was a prank haha, also for some reason the fit girls ended up ugly, but the average qts ended up fit

>tfw may be in love with m8's gf

Just end it boys.

>>71049965
EXCELLENT post
GOAT scene from the GOAT film
not to mention the choon from the GOAT album

doing a bully

>>71049866
Norway is amazing

There isn't even an underclass

Even people who work as taxi drivers, fishemen and factory workers are tall and good-looking and fluent in English

>>71050022
kidulthood was shite

sequel even worse

>20
>virgin
>braces
>acne
>unable to grow any facial hair

anyone beat this?

Do you consider the posters of /brit/ your friends?

>>71050007
forgot the meme arrows laddo

>>71050048
>19
>virgin
>essex

>>71050022
kidulthood is alri, maybe even good

but to call it GOAT
you definitely live in london and say "bare" and "cotch" unironically

>>71049869
>>71049833

serious question, why is 1/3 of britain criminal?

creation of the welfare state? what went wrong?

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why are girls so gross?

>>71050048
>30
>antisocial virgin loner

>>71050065
that's like considering casual banter an offense

Slightly depressing when your gf will always be richer than you

>>71049984
>>71049999
>>71050006
was going for normiest countries measured by normies per capita

>>71050048
>unable to grow any facial hair

wouldn't mind this. shaving is a pain in the arse

>>71050065
we can talk about stuff that we can't talk about even with our best friends, but I wouldn't consider us such

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Gonna go to bed in a minute

hopefully I'll have a dream about a girl so I can start to feel again, I can take the pain

>>71050107
also like considering non Europeans as '''human''''

>>71050036
I've met a lot of norwegians during my time working in bars in liverpool since they all come over for the match

don't dislike them, but you are definitely overestimating them

scandis in general have this air of arrogance that is unavoidable, I understand it, given their relative richness and what have you and its not that theyre bad people, but its just offputting and unneccessary

>>71050089
>girls

puelto lico

>>71050122
learn to shave your hairy arse properly so

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remember when she looked like this

>>71050048

>25
>khhv
>below average looks
>uni dropout
>hardly any friends

>>71050089
That one is. There are quite a few of them who don't do things like that, m8. If you're saying it as a "girls are gross, like why would I even want to have sex with one anyway" type of thing I would suggest you learn how to communicate with the opposite sex, lose your virginity, and then come back to us when you no longer have stupid questions about women.

>>71050157
>kissless

these don't exist

>>71050138
>football people

all football people are chav underclass

>>71050048
I was 22 y/o virgin and now (24) I have a gf and when I go out girls want to fuck all the time.


Get /fit/, get /fa/, and read philosophy and/or take hallucinogens.

If that doesn't work, get /fit/ and /fa/ then go out and take coke or small amounts of speed tbqh. Even if girls look very attractive, most of them are more insecure than you or me.

Oh, also can't really grow facial hair and that is not an issue at all.

>>71050117
why the fuck do you think ireland is THAT normie? I'd sat they're no different to the rest of the UK in that regard

>yanks

>>71050048
>23
>KHV
>watch anime, wank to /d/
>second go at uni
>no friends

>>71050089
.... pretty sure that's a dude.

>>71050165
not anymore

it's a middle class family day out atmosphere now

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>>71050164

once went to a football match

pretty sure I lost a good few IQ points

>gyro
>pronounced gee-ro
>is a kebab
fucking what

>>71050165
football people who regularly travel internationally for games can't really be called underclass

plus his/you're whole point was that there isn't an underclass at all in norway

>>71050167
im gay

>>71050189
I refuse to believe kissless people exist over 12 yo

Didn't you ever kiss the girl when you went to the cinema with her?

>>71050167
>read philosophy
Absolute runt

Might attempt to have virtual sex on omegle again

>>71050164

stop being pedantic. Other than mum/auntie/nan/ cousins giving me a kiss on the cheek at Christmas, it's absolutely true.

>>71050212
fuck off good looking mong

>>71050194
it's pronounced like hero

>>71050194
yee-doh

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>>71050133
>everyone in the new world is of european descent
>thanks to the """""humans""""" that massacred entire and raped natives

>>71050164
>>71050212
they definitely do, I was one myself

>>71050212
ah yes all those girls I've been to the cinema with

>>71050194
actually pronounced gear-oss and tastes quite different from a (doner) kebab owing to the diferent meat (predominantly pork rather than lamb) and sauces (tzatziki rather than garlic/chilli).

>>71050194
niamh

>>71050212
I only had my first non-familial kiss at 18

>>71050217
No I meant kiss(romantic)less people don't exist

you must have had at least 1 gf or date

>>71050218
I'm a virgin mate

>>71050221
never heard of it

can you give a demonstration of an hero please?

>>71050081
Descended from a succession of raiders, invaders, pirates, bloodthirsty warrior tribes and adventurous traveling folk.

Nobody got their genetics onto the British isles by sitting on their arse, or farming all their lives. Much like the USA (to paraphrase Edward R Morrow), we are not descended fom fearful men.

>>71050234
TIL smallpox is human

>>71050234
one drop rule
you are NOT European

if you aren't born at least moderately good looking then your entire life will be disadvantaged and shit

>>71050212
let me guess she give you a blowy at the pictures but wouldn't let you shag her

heard it all before you normie cunt

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00791R000200020013-1.pdf

just found some absolutely explosive documents lads

the so called north
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4211400/Pregnant-single-mother-27-beat-mother.html

Here we are now, all the lads

>>71050266
shane macgowan and that bloke who played gareth in the office did alright

>you're puerto rican?
>yeah but half my family is actually from spain.

>>71050251

no, not a single one. I had a girl who liked me at one point but nothing ever came of it. That was over a decade ago now.

>>71050274
not clicking that

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>71050048
>21
>khv
>acne
>no friends
>can't drive

right there with you lad

ah yes, only two classes are actually worth playing, the knights can perma-spam attack and shield charge. not to mention the servers going down (IN A PEER TO PEER GAME) every 30min.

fucking ASTOUNDING game recommendation /brit/. i'll be SURE to order 50 copies of for honor so we can ALL play.

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gf just sent me this

>>71050305
you're missing out, I'm sending this to the BBC and CNN right now

>you're american?
>yeah dude but i'm also 12/64 native and 5/20 irish

>>71050273
>let me guess she give you a blowy

furthest I've ever got is french kissing and ass touching

19 now, I'm a normie yeah, but not the normiest normie

>>71050326
ah yes provincial brits

>>71050321
>ubishit

not even once

>>71050251
>No I meant kiss(romantic)less people don't exist
>you must have had at least 1 gf or date

normie

>>71050212
holy shit just fuck off

>>71050321
>AAA titles

lmaoing @ u

>>71050321
completely forgot about that, kinda want to try it but not enough to bother waiting for it to download haha, just waiting for Nier to come out really

got wanked off in the cinema whilst watching The Proposal (2009)
shit romcom but letting her choose the film paid off

Debenhams will become the first major store to sell the Muslim headscarf: Hijabs, tops, dresses, jumpsuits and kimono wraps will be available from May

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>>71050276
>>71050276

the intellectual calibre of grime fans

>>71050331
>not factorising

>>71050353
this isn't your land mate, it's ours

>>71050310
If /brit/ is like a house party, I imagine you're the underage boy literally crying in the corner because you can't handle drink or banter.

Every one of your posts reads like it's being drunkenly mumbled at the room through tears.

Sort it out kid.

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>>71050089
that's not a girl
>>71050146
so you finally got a proxy eh beaner?
>>71050215
are you this guy? have fun
>>71050262
No I'm not european. Europeans were the genociders and the bringers of disease. I'm merely a rape baby of one of you monsters

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Thoughts?

*kills everyone in the thread*

allahuabkar

Screaming in pain in front of a cheering crowd before collapsing in agony, a woman is lashed with a cane in rare footage of Indonesia's brutal Sharia law punishment

>>71050387
to intelligent to factory

haitiANO

>>71050370
>>71050351
nah dont worry lads ITS ONLY BETA™ im sure they'll fix the class imbalance/game-crash/server-crash/low-fps in the next 4 days before release

>>71050371
not worth trying 2bh

>>71050405
going to become a vegan bodybuilder now

Know any good radio stations lads?

>>71050405
he is better than me in every single way

I proposed to a lesbian coworker once

I didn't know she was at the time

wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvKUTe_WWik

>>71050407
>feminists want to introduce this in the UK

kissless people don't exist over 15

>>71050435
BBC radio 2

>>71050301
no only yanks do that. I'm Hispanic.
never called myself an euro, I was just giving an asshurt reply to the guy who said non Europeans weren't human

>>71050326
send it back lad

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Thoughts?
http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2017/02/economist-explains-5

>>71050435
LBC

going to a grime rave tomorrow lads haha
will report back of the ethnicity ratios but i reckon it will be 90% white desu

>>71050465
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORE

wish I worked for the local lord on his estate as the agent or gardener or something

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I really just fucking loathe women lads

>>71050321
what platform?

>>71050440
You don't think you could beat Thom Yorke in a fight? Even weakened as he is by a vitamin B12 deficiency and emotionally pacified as he is by the lack of red meat in his diet?

>>71050435
rinse fm
radar radio
bbc 1xtra
mode fm
de ja vu fm

>>71050469
ah yes, I will definitely read this

>>71050435
Absolute 80s

>codeine being cleaned out of my system
>unbelievable urge to shit
this was a mistake

>>71050469
Guess this is just too intelligent for /brit/, I'll go and meditate on it.

you don't wanna get punched up and left in mode fm pham your yards far from totty
you are no baller, you are no tottti
you are no savage pham, you are not robbie

>>71050493
is that why they put on so much makeup, perfume and other shit? to cover for their filthy nature?

>20
>khv
>natural unpleasant body odor
>probably retarded
>neet
>no sex drive
>only one ear
>skinnyfat extraordinaire
>half jewish
>bad vision
>hairy
>also colorblind
>dull pain in abdomen, six years
>hot mom
>noodle fingers
>rotten teeth
>own two shirts
>one pants
>little cock
>chestne, backne
>balding
>5'6''

reckon the white race only has a good generation or two left

>>71050469
could deck the pope in 2 seconds flat 2bh

Imagine being such a normie that you can't even fathom the concept of abnormies

>>71050539
>>khv
>>probably retarded
>>no sex drive
>>skinnyfat extraordinaire
>>bad vision
>>dull pain in abdomen, six years
>>rotten teeth
>>own two shirts
literally me, kind of alarming

>>71050544
Good.

The white race isn't real though.

>>71050544

is that a bad thing ?

>>71050461
not you, but i have heard puerto ricans say this in real life

>showering 7 times a week

absolute state of you prissy little BITCHES

>>71050517
Frank Skinner's show on Absolute Radio is great. Saturday mornings from 8am. 6 hours from now in fact.

https://absoluteradio.co.uk/schedule/

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>>71050405
yeah he's better than me but he's uglier and totally overrated
I bet I have better s-sex stamina

>>71050569
shower 3 times a month, MAX

immune system like a fucking tank lads

>>71050493
>shower

what about baths though, that's a woman thing

puelto lico

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if i didn't live in a country like britain with a major slag culture then i would probably still be a virgin

god save the queen

>>71050551
my old workplace was full to the brim with turbonormies, took all of them a day to realise i was a weirdo, i got along well with most of them though, i was treated like a rare newly discovered species, got along swimmingly with the company chad especially

>>71050569
I shower 3 times a day

I'm in fucking tears

https://youtu.be/F3mePPFFj9g

>>71050584
shower once every 3 months whether i need to or not

>>71050593

you are mentally ill

>>71050593
OCD?

>>71050592
I've always got along ok with Chads too

I'm shy but I was good at sport so that helped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUihzNN0ees

>>71050569
t. female that showers 2-3 times a week

dirty little slag you

>>71050607
shower 3 times in a decade lads

>>71050448
Owen Jones has spent his entire career covering for radical islam? what a complete load of nonsense

>>71050612
i never got the hate for chads desu, they're generally pretty cool guys to everyone, must be because 'they're stealing muh women that i'll never have anyway'

>>71050620
you're a fucking faggot lad

>>71050610
>>71050609
>shower in the morning
>shower after the gym
>shower before bed

>>71050643
listen mate i'll get this laptop and wrap it round your fucking head

I shower every day because mummy pays the bills

i have never showered in my entire life

>>71050659
will you fuck, shithouse

>>71050652
faggot

>>71050638
i guess

i accept i'll die a virgin so yeah that doesn't really bother me

>say petrol is in short supply
>people panic and buy petrol
>this makes petrol in short supply

>>71050569
i have to shower mon-fri to wake myself up in the morning
never hit 7 though as i slack on the weekends

oi lads
on the subject of the kind of blokes that have had gfs and sex and that, do you all remember that lad who accidentally doxxed his own PoF?

He (me) has had gfs. And sex. Only lost my virginity at 18 though haha, bit of a weirdo.

>>71050681
good lad me too

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Robots are fucking pathetic

Get out of here weirdos

what yt channels are your subscribed to?

>>71050694
this is understandable

>>71050652
this is pure ponce feminine behaviour

>>71050715
Food wishes

>>71050718
>settle down
I'm only just beginning to realise what that phrase means

brush after breakfast
floss after lunch
brush after dinner

>>71050718
screeching

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>>71050709
nah

>>71050715
Ive had my youtube account for absolute donkeys and ive never subscribed to anything.

>>71050718
well, fuck her then

not even coming from a bitter place as I do get girls, but fuck people like her

thick as pigshit uneducated cunts who sit on their imaginary thrones thinking they can talk down to people, when they are the literal dregs of humanity

>>71050718
haoling

got the old suicide date settled lads, 22nd of April 2042

favorite swear: wank

71050777
nice

>>71050771
why then?

>>71050748
enlighten me

>>71050771
Don't do it.

>>71050568
well you have heard bullshit. I've only met one boricua who did that, she was an old woman born and raised in the US and said she was half Puerto Rican half german. Ironically, despite our history with identity issues, we consider ourselves Puerto Ricans and nothing else

>>71050763
saved

>>71050715
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7IcJI8PUf5Z3zKxnZvTBog

>>71050777
Swears don't exist in England

>>71050771
that's the 50th birthday of Adam Lanza

Cant you see how many youtube videos you watched anymore? I cant seem to find it.

who here /gets drunk every night/

>>71050718
stupid normie sluts

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normus maximus

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If I don't pull tonight I want /brit/ to humiliate me

>>71050821
my mom does, poor thing
she cant sleep without the drink

>>71050821
me aha

>>71050787
I'll be the exact same age hitler was when he died, seems like an appropriate lifespan, fuck being 60

>>71050789
got over 20 years to change my mind

>>71050812
that's a weird coincidence

>>71050771
hey that'll be my 47th birthday

>>71050821
used to desu

it's bit shit though and you end up with withdrawals eventually

too ill to deal with that now or even be able to drink every night

>>71050835
What's your go-to trick shot?

hahahahaha

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rate the mummy

>>71050821
I was for about 20 years, on and off. Been on the wagon for a few weeks now, no booze or cigs. The nights can be restless but the mornings are great.

>>71050821
no

no idea how people can do that

>>71050855
ill with what

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16-year-old McDonald's worker praised for helping boy with autism

>>71050870
Alri grandad, what are you doing here at this time?

tried to hang myself earlier
good times

>chrome has changed how images are viewed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71050875
Agreed

Must be pretty fucking expensive

>>71050890
how so?

>>71050889
how exactly do you fuck up a hanging

>>71050495
bit late but pc

>2c
>windy

ree wanted to go for a walk

>chatting to a fit yank bird on omegle
>tell her you're from england
>she skips you
EVERY FUCKING TIME AROOOOOOOOOO

>>71050895
they're in the centre rather from the top left

>>71050898
the rope just fell off the wall

>>71050321
I main Orochi 2bh

>>71050902
what's yer setup

Why do the people who can least afford to have kids always have the most?

>>71049729
the english are danish rape babies anyway

>>71050915
I'll super like you :3

>>71050935
child bennies/housing

>>71049729
Is drinking windex a thing?

>>71050916
oh, didn't that happen ages ago? I recall doing something to fix that as soon as I noticed because it's fucking annoying

anime is taking ages to buffer lads

should have downloaded it when the internet was good

>>71050889
I tried to overdose once. Took the pills and then regretted it and tried to throw them up but couldn't. Didn't think I was worth an ambulance driver's time, so I just laid in bed waiting to pass out and die. Very sad.

Woke up and I was fucking flying. Was in and out of consciousness, tripping balls for a day, then spent two days vomiting spicy black gunk from the depths of my guts.

Never again. Glad I lived to be honest because my life eventually got a lot better. You should hang in there, you might not see how things can get better but they'll always change, that's for sure.

>>71050869
Excellent film but went to shit after Fraser

>>71050938
fuck off jock

majority of english people are anglo saxon

>>71050920
lets be honest, since this is anonymous and you have nothing to hide

you half-expected/wanted to fail

if you REALLY wanted to die by hanging you would suceed, Tying two knows, finding a firm support and rope is not difficult

>>71050976
>You should hang in there,
Sorry mate, no pun intended.

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>>71050926
i7 1080, dropped below 60 fps multiple times on medium. also the game would randomly cap itself at 30fps, and restarting wouldnt fix that.

>>71050995
it's early yet

Life's quite shit isn't it mates?

>meet with friend I was close to as a kid for the first time in years
>he earns £10 an hour, never managed to get a university degree, dresses badly and has little to no personality
>I earn £80k a year, went to Imperial, wear expensive clothes and am pretty cheeky m8 I swear
>he pulls more birds because he's 3 inches taller and I have big ears and a fat nose

Why even continue?

will trump give me a comfy wife lads?

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>>71050995
Why aren't you out with the lads?

>>71050920
Off the wall? Did you fucking sellotape it or something? Hang it on something.

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>>71051004

therapist told me as long I accepted and liked myself I would eventually be happy
p sure that's bullshit

>>71051000
richfag

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>>71051019

yup I also did an almost suicide once
lots of vodka and lots of opiate pills

was out for 2-3 days but survived, gave me a new, if not reckless lease on life for a few years but now I think I'd just hang if I tired again

the pills and booze technique imo isn't so much as "i definitely need to die right now" but more I'm going to do this highly dangerous and reckless thing and I frankly don't care how it turns out

>>71051022
aha if only mate, i spent the last of my savings on it now im NEET again

>>71051004
>>I earn £80k a year, went to Imperial, wear expensive clothes

kys rorke

>>71050976
Probably shaved 10 years off your life for stupidity.

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>>71050995

how often does suicide via pills reslly end well? just blindfold yourself and jump off a building

>>71051047
might actually do the ol 'cide

no motivation left really..

new thread

somebody's gotta die
if i go you gotta go

>>71051088
Hola Beto :D

>>71051048
doesn't really work like that

liver needs sustained punishment

if you hit it hard once then lay off it will just recover

>>71051074
>jump off a building
easier said than done

plus survivors often say they immediately regretted jumping

>>71051110
>>71051110
>>71051110
NEW THEREAD

>>71050864
Off the roof

death to mexicans
they're literally just yank spaniards

>>71051112
they clearly didn't jump off something high enough then to live to regret it

>>71051048
Probably extended my life by teaching me that I don't really want to die, that suicide is not an option. I would almost certainly have been a suicide case by now if not for that experience.

If anything's fucked my body up it's the 20 years of binge drinking and smoking and doing every drug I could get my hands on.

>>71051157
human being have been known to survive terminal velocity on a bunch of occasions