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Fears that the Marsh playing fields in Weymouth is turning into a drug den with needles left on the grass - youth sports teams concerned edition
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feel miserable
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Pic of me at school
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>>71048126
*cuts your jacobs off*
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I'm 5'8 and have a gf
does this trigger lanklets?
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First for las
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Business idea: Corral a species into tiny boxes and charge them for the privilege of electricity, gas, water, waste water, building and environmental maintenance, food, and entertainment. Optional extras include air conditioning.
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wish they would complete skywing
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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i'm 5'9 and i acknowledge my inferiority
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the bf
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>>71048172
it should be cordoned off from the rest of the UK
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I smoked weed by the swimming pool near the marsh when I was younger

did it with curley and record

cheeky time that was
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>>71048151
Always feel bad when this gets posted because this was me in college, I literally had zero friends and just ate my lunch in the stairwell, and all the way through Uni too.

What a fucking sad case I am.

Thankfully fat problems and social skill problems can be solved with exercise and practice.
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I'm 5'11" and struggle to get girls
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>>71048171
tim used to be a somewhat handsome chap
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240 pounds a month for a room. Liking this so called northern powerhouse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvK5XH5u1uw
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>>71048127
Know this feel on occasion
Both thankful and sad it's not often
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why do runts spend like 2000 quid on pc gaming "battlestations"?
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What is it about dresses that makes women look so much more attractive?
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>>71048248
alri povvo
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please bring lancia to yankeetown
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>>71048151
>when that girl took pity on you and came over to talk to you

-_-
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anyone know any young girls around here? asking for a mate
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>>71048248
Disposable income
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the soon to be gf
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>>71048264
i am poor, yeah

but if i had that money i'd be a tight fisted merchant
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>>71048244
>London

Whore can fuck off with her ape face and take that name with her.
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supervisor definitely didn't believe I have food poisoning
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>>71048268
>when you mistakenly think they're you're friends
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looking at old photographs

:3
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>>71048268
>when that never happened
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Would you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C413Lxu7cA
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>>71048303
Santa Klawz was a black man
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>>71048301
Why aren't you the supervisor?
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>>71048287
Which one is you, you both write like girls.
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>>71048305
Stop this

School was the fucking worst time of my life and it only got worse
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the goal
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>>71048303
gayer
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>>71048315
the bf
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>>71048339
I'm a born runt
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>>71048315
>that wall

goldstein: the picture
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>>71048151
this is basically me at work as well
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>>71048346
>tfw school was the best time of my life and I miss it every day
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doing a read
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>>71048246
sort of had this the other night, not a gf dream but close:

went out down town centre to get pissed

went to the chipshop and then went outside

this qt black chick I knew was there she said "do you want to have sex or are you going to go away like everyone else"

she was sad and I was grumpy and then we started making out on the bench

we then went to this building and had sex, I looked out the window and the lads from the chip shop winked at me and gave me a cheeky thumbs up

I gave them a cheeky wink back and then I woke up feeling a deep sense of longing
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>>71048342
well im not asking her to eat my arse
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business idea: cry
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>>71048379
FUCK OFF NORMIE TWAT
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>>71048384
>sex and gender aren't synonyms

howling
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I’m always waiting for something, But these little flashes of suicidal idealisation make me think that death is what I’ve been waiting for this whole time, not love.
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Talked to my ghanaian mate earlier today and mentioned the WE WUZ KANGZ meme. Cannot believe it's actually true, he said loads of people believed in it.
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>>71048268
that did happen but it wasn't pity she just wanted to fuck
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>>71048403
>tfw shagged my 7.5/10 home ed teacher
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black """"people""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtInfQBADOU
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>>71048346
It got worse for me after leaving school. If you have no friends making friends is practically impossible.
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>>71048315
can't stand seeing these kufar whores
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>>71048374
>>71048379
>>71048391
>>71048405
Ah yes real feels hours

How are we all tonight
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>>71048405
just do ket m8
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>>71048350
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the haitiANO had sex with his teacher
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>>71048268
Ginger girl collared me in one class and asked me why I don't talk much, just said I donno lol.

Thinking back I probably talked to her most out of the girls actually, even though she was a 'Stacy' she treated me like a human being.
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>>71048425
bull fucking shit
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There is a certain kind of thoroughness which is but the excuse for inactivity. Think of what Goethe understood about antiquity: certainly not as much as any classicist, and yet quite enough to enable him to engage in fruitful struggle with it. One -should- not, in fact, know more about a thing than one can oneself digest creatively. Moreover the only means of truly understanding something is one's attempt to -do- it. Let us try to live in the manner of the ancients – and we shall instantly come a hundred miles closer to them than with all our learnedness. Our classicists nowhere demonstrate that they somehow strive to vie with antiquity; that is why -their- antiquity is without any effect on the contemporary.
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>>71048407
if you are referring to there being black african pharaohs of eygpt then that literally was an actual real thing for a while
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I have a Confederate flag on my wall
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>>71048491
for a very very short period of time
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>>71048151
>wake up alone
>eat breakfast in the kitchen on my own
>go to lectures, sit on my own
>go for lunch, sit on my own
>go to afternoon lectures, sit on my own
>come home and have dinner on my own
>watch TV on my own
>go to bed alone
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>>71048468
>asked me why I don't talk much, just said I donno lol

delete this
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>>71048482

Not a word
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bitch you think you're so cool but guess what? you're fucking hot
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>>71048519
stop
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why are women so beautiful?
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nigger fucking shit
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Who /crippling depression/ tonight?
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Real depression hours have started early eh.
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>>71048531
so ull know which ones to pass you are genetid information on to
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>I have a Confederate flag on my wall
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>>71048539
fuck off to facebook lad
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You are now remembering your first school crush
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>>71048531
because you're a fag
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>>71048509
>>71048509
still though 105 years aint no small ting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty-fifth_Dynasty_of_Egypt
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>>71048539
Sometimes I think I've learned to bear with it but other times I just break down.
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why is beauty so important in women for mating?
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kanye west just pretend to act as a gangster
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>american malls
Ahh yes
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i have suicidal thoughts all the time but i wouldnt call myself suicidal
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was bullied a lot in hear 7 and 8, then upon entering year 9 the houses got rejigged and i ended up moving away from my former bullies

think i would be even more fucked up if i was bullied all the way up to year 11
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>>71048571
Asked her out and she laughed at me and told everyone in school
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Ahh no
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>>71048510

basically my one year at uni before dropping out also

>hear my flatmate shagging his cunt gf
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>>71048604
tied a noose earlier desu haha didn't go through tho lolol
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Have the flu and can't sleep
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>>71048577
out of 3100 years, they ruled for 100 years

literally nothing
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>>71048577
Considering it's out of more than 3000 years yeah it is a pretty small thing
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>>71048583
healthy babies
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there's ugly girls on the dancefloor that I could potentially shag but can't do it because the pub is full of people I know and I'll bet exposed
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>>71048583
cauise it reflects physical and mental heatlh - the prime defining traits behind sexual attraciton
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>>71048429
rly meks u thnk
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>>71048571
I went to an all boys school

My French teacher wanted my D tho
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>>71048571
didnt say a single word to her

rinse and repeat
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>>71048539

sinking back into it desu. I thought I was improving for quite a white too...
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Are you comfortable with being saved by a female lifeguard?
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>>71048674
i'd be more comfortable if she was sitting on my face
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>>71048674
Seems unlikely 2bh, haven't seen the sea or a swimming pool for years.
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>>71048674
that's the only way

don't wanna get saved by some alpha chad
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>>71048631
>>71048637

sure relative to the entire time gyppos were a thing it was small, but 100 years on its own isn't a small period of time

it is what it is
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>>71048571
Saw her at college last year
she did that smile at me she always did
had a cry in bed after
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>>71048674
no. they are fucking shit. too weak to pull people out of the pool and always panic in emergency situations. also are never paying attention to swimmers
t. lifeguard for 3 years
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on one hand parliament denying trump is a bad idea politically, considering the UK needs to the US now more than ever

on the other hand, if trump had appeared before parliament, he would have faced a barrage of insults and vitriol

all-in-all i think parliament did the right thing. they've saved trump and themselves the embarrassment and probably prevented a bad situation
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why does /brit/ vary from being unbearably normie to being /r9k/ as fuck?
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>>71048609
I had many different bullies all the way from year 5 to year 11, you know how theres different groups in the social food chain? I was below even the schoolies, as I got bullied by a few of them. Thing is I snapped at a lot of them and started fights, but even though they stopped, there was always more bullies after them.

Funny how I'm just remembering this now.
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What the fuck
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Do shower at the gym lads?
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>>71048674
only if she gives me mouth to mouth ;)
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>>71048674
>female lifeguard

why

surely you'd want the physically strongest person possible for that role. not sexism, just common sense
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>>71048637
almost the same amount of time your country has existed lmao
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>>71048741
>unbearably normie to /r9k/ as fuck?

Because that's what most of us are
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>>71048758
t. rorke
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>>71048674
no i'd be waaaay too heavy for her
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Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst
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>>71048741
imo british culture isn't very accepting for abnorms
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trump's sons are married with jews
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>>71048748
I was the bully at a few points

no regrets

fuck you deano you giraffe neck fucker
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drugs? nah mate, I'm not a degenerate junkie

now excuse me while I imbibe so much ethanol I get in fights, impair my driving and destroy my brain cells then vomit myself to sleep
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>>71048787
the uk is one of the most normalfag countries in the world

i hate it here
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>>71048617
Took the plunge mate, sheer respect

>>71048661
Did you?

>>71048703
This feel....I have felt it before. One of the reasons I moved away 2bh
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>>71048429
shame, still baffles me that the brits actually destroyed a peaceful, prosperous white society.
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>>71048773
there aren't female foot soldiers for a reason
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>see the bogdanoffs so much theyre starting to look normal
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>>71048808
>deano
Yeah how about no mate, I was just a little autist who minded my own business.
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gf just sent me this

don't doxx
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>>71048817
you know you can abstain from alcohol and other drugs
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>>71048824
>said the swede
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>>71048740
or parliament could have saved themselves the embarrassment by not acting like fucking children
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>>71048834
>deano

Remember when Liam Wright force fed you a sausage roll in the courtyard?
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>>71048828
women are capable of it

in a desperate situation, anyone who can fight is needed
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>>71048753

do you want a staph infection?
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>>71048758
RACIST
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chebs are god's greatest gift to mankind
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>>71048806
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>>71048852
Not a clue. Also just remembered I wasn't actually the lowest on the food chain.
>lad who came from a family of scruffs, always had wax in his ears, used to get thrown in the grit bin every week
>fat lad who shit himself in class, twice and ran like a spacker, got bullied relentlessly and mercilessly
>girl that was actually quite pretty but a bit weird got physically and mentally destroyed over the years by fucking everyone
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>>71048824
It wasn't really our colony after that. When we left it alone it was way whiter. International pressure in general forced the blacks in power and gave it the Exciting New Democracyâ„¢
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>>71048844
that's true

but even my ignorant yank self knows they couldn't behave and someone would say something offensive at some point to trump and then he would get pissed. who knows what would happen then
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>>71048758
they just need to be strong enough to swim and save you. not stronger than a man
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>>71048871
kurds are shit without US air force
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>>71048871
sure, but you want optimisation particularly for roles as important and dangerous as that

look at female tennis players. top athletes yet they play fewer sets than men.
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>>71048908
What Secondary school? A few of those characters seem familiar
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this one brings a proud tear to the eye of every hotblooded kiwi
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objective opinion:

chebs > arse
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71048898
i don't care
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>>71048871
>them soft hands

lmao she's not a soldier
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>>71048932
Prefer not to say, I'm sure you understand. People getting thrown in the grit bin is pretty common though.
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ah yes, bring back bullying I say
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how do I get back to feeling emotions again lads
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38929717/nhs-crisis-why-i-still-love-my-job

need a student nurse gf that I can dumb as soon as she becomes fat
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>>71048871
Kurds are communist cucks
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>>71048968
No I don't understand you boffin cunt

I went to Weyvalley Secondary, shit school but I had a laff

>>71048970
never left mate
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>>71048977
do drugs
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>>71048947

ROARING
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>zero-tolerance policies against bullying in schools

where will kids learn to defend themselves then? It's not like mommy and daddy will protect them forever
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got thrown into the grit bin once 2bh
all it did was toughen me up
there is literally nothing wrong with a bit of bullying
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>>71048989
those are foreign fighters

deluded communist americans
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>>71048996
legitimately good idea except I don't have any dealers anymore thx tho pablo xxx
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Why is everyone in this country so fucking obsessed with the NHS? I swear to God if I see one more NHS news story I'm going to blow my brains out
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>>71048989
Literal Islamig Gommunism

>>71049020
PKK are commie as fuck.
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>>71048989
and trump gives them support
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>>71049018
especially when you rise up the ranks and become a bully
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>>71049021
darknet
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>>71048989
That's a good thing.
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carl jung was the greatest genius to ever live
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>actually getting bullied

went to a shit inner city london school and literally everyone got along fine
everyone treated the disabled people with respect too
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>>71048995
I'll just say I went to a school in Salford then, did have a few great friends there though.
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>>71049031
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38887694

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38921013
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>>71049031
tories systematically eroding our trust in public services. it takes a long time because doctors have a lot of sympathy so be prepared for a lot more of this
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>>71049062
lmao poof
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jeopardy qt won again today if anyone cares

she's a graduate student studying museum education

her name is kirsten

she is my gf
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>>71049031

it's a religion like the EU
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Everyone who's not an SJW is alt-right
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would like to go out west one day to view the center of the milky way
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>>71049071
Hello ellesmere park
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>>71049031
People realise how important a universal healthcare system is and will not fall for the lies of rorkes.
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Everyone who's not alt-right is an SJW
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/syria-anti-isis-fighters-british-volunteers-women-kurds-ypg-ypj-kimberley-kimmie-taylor-blackburn-a7574171.html
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>>71048446
Just spent an hour or two with my mate round here using my internet. He doesn't have internet at home so I let him have free run of the PC to fill his memory stick and update his laptop while I "chill" on the sofa with my iphone or make coffee in the kitchen. Absolutely nerve wracking when I see the URL or search field start predicting, or when he goes on YouTube to dl some YouTube vids and I know there are gonna be suggested vids that might raise questions. Political stuff, let's just leave it at that.

I feel pretty safe about porn, I'm not even into anything too filthy, it's just that he's pretty Remain while I'm full on Brexit, if you catch my drift.

Like this one time, we were drinking with his big guy cousin (who has two mixed race kids with a black woman), not long after I told my mate I'd gone Brexit. Out of nowhere he says to his cousin: "btw, Anon's a racist," or some shit. Pure rabbit in the headlights moment.

For the record I'm not a racist, but a lot of people would disagree if they saw my internet history.
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I really, really like this image
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I'm back
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>>71049149
hasn't Trumpberg reversed on all his promises

plus brexit hasn't happened yet
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>>71049062
lies
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>>71049021
get a psychiatrist to give you one of the boring ones
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>>71049149
Not going to happen desu, France is already lost
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>>71049163
'd
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>>71049018
Agreed

>>71049125
:^)
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>tfw serial bully throughout secondary school

I suppose ending up a miserable failure is fitting
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>>71049148
closet racist detected
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>>71049044
Pre-fucking-cisely lad
That's what I did.
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Might brew a jug of coffee + hot chocolate powder
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>>71049128
They will. Tories are on track in their campaign if still a while away from finalising
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>>71049168
>>71049168
Is it that fucking hard to believe?

Is "white" britain really that much of a shithole? are the only civilised whites really in london?
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what does /brit/ honestly think of /b/rexit?
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thought my hard drive was on the blink but it was just the sata port
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cummed 3 times
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>>71049183
ever make your target completely sperge?

I did, me and the lads fucking pissed ourselves
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>>71049178
Yeh, some do make it, but most ended up trapped in their minimum wage jobs with fat gfs or just absolute drugged up messes, just life in the north tho
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>>71049181
You can't prove a thing.
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need to put my erect willy into a fanny of oriental descent
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>>71049184
how about going to sleep instead
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White British people outside of London and other middle-class cities like Harrogate/Bath, are usually underclass and extremely violent
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>>71049184
Absolute madman.
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>>71049178

you were transferring your own insecurity and inadequacy onto external targets. you were not attacking others, but the things you hated about yourself
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>>71049195
there isnt a single secondary school in the country where bullying doesn't take place

you're clearly just a london shill
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>>71049222
good, can't wait till rorkes like you are gulaged
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>>71048116
whos this semen demon?
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>>71049211
I got up at 3pm
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>>71049197
I voted remain, have come around to the fact we're leaving but not sure it's being handled well.
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>>71049240
quite literally did not fucking happen
bullying literally did not happen in my school

just because you live in some shit town filled with chavs and criminal genetics, doesn't mean I did
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>>71049244
Teacher who bullied me in secondary.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbZAAr1NHFU

I CAN C U, U CAN C ME

2004 TINGZ
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>>71049240
Where's the line between teasing and bullying for you? People consider bullying to be vastly different
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>>71049163
>hasn't Trumpberg reversed on all his promises
you been living under a rock?
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>>71049267
sheltered billionaire detected
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>>71049184
*begins shaking from caffeine*
ah yes good idea
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grew up in London my entire life, the only bullying that ever happened was very minimal and was in primary, was unironically by a white chav

>>71049290
I said it was a shit poor school
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got a powerbook from like 1995 what can i do with it
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always wanted to become an emo in school but I was too afraid of being rejected by them
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>>71049209
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>Crazy Titch
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>>71049190
>>71049080
The Tories have been in power for literally the majority of the NHS' existence. If they really wanted to destroy it they would have done it already. These fucking conspiracy theories that they're out to destroy the NHS are fucking stupid. The fact is it's naturally in a permanent state of 'crisis' because it's a huge organisation with huge, impossible responsibilities
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>>71049203
Okay, gonna be completely honest here.

Yes. Yes I have. On the spectrum myself, so it's really easy for me to make other autists go full sperglord, cause I can easily pick out what buttons to press.
It's one of the reasons a lot of the other bullies came to respect me, cause I could set them off with a few words or small actions in the same way that twenty minutes of keep-away with their bags would accomplish.
Never told any of them why it was so easy for me tho ofc
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>>71049284
where's the line between bullying and banter?
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>>71049290
Private schools have more bullying Tbh. I've been to both. It's less physical, granted. Private school kids seem to be more insecure and relentlessly bully people about money, fashion, work ethic etc
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>>71049305
just be happy you didn't

jack strossler got the shit ripped out of him on a daily

emo faggot
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I only got bullied by one guy at school and he ended up getting murdered a few years after school in gang violence

the so-called "karma"
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>>71049267
but I don't though

based on how mad you are and how hard you're projecting that only further affirms your lies

quite literally pathetic
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went to a school in my town that was renowned as being shit

wasnt much bullying, loads of pissing off teachers, drugs and a few fights but no suicides or proper heemings

>>71049267
you're a fucking liar mate
knew someone who grew up in london, told me a pair of kids in his year got stabbed
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>>71049320
My point exactly
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>>71049324
https://www.fb.com/profile.php?id=100002102397357

he looks cute
would cuddle
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>>71049317
traitorous scum
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>>71049300
>waaah wahhh white people are evil

it all comes out in the end...
shill
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this is yesterdays show but she got the right answer today

tune in in a couple weeks to see her again
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>>71049340
I grew up in London, went to Westminster school. Was pretty nice. I'm better than you.
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every post I seem to make gets fedora's lately
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>>71049324
listen here mate, the two kids that did go emo in my school got proper into the emo circles and all that, they ended up getting gfs and shags and the like
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>>71049311
he want to my old school desu
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>>71049317
Nice.

Stole a guys english report once, so me and the lads started chucking it between us while he tried to get it back

he started making animal like noises then started crying

miss those days, I was known as a nice guy
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>>71049310
is puerto rico a nice place to visit?
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bullies were all runts
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>>71049362
bet you're really proud of that and all arent you

good on you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RJwW77Lsj8&

cracker/banger/scorcher of a choon (tune)
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Bigger schools have more bullying.

Small schools where everyone knows everyone else have literally zero bullying.
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>actually getting bullied

so this is the "white" britain i hear about
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>>71049354
Fuck off back to /eire/, potato nigger
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>>71049376
if you're a spic yeah
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>>71049197
that we should leave running the country to parliament

vast majority of the general public have no idea of the consequences of our withdrawal
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>>71049313
it's a cultural institution the the true cost of which was the casualties WW2. No wonder it'll take a century to undermine. . But yes it's between that the fact that of course there are moderates in the party who are ambivalent about it.
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>>71049304
Write your memoirs, or a novel. Sort your personal finances in a spreadsheet. Play Minesweeper and Solitaire and maybe pic related. Maybe Wolfenstein 3D. Maybe even Lemmings.
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>>71049403
FUCK OFF LEFTIE TWAT

BREGGSIT MEANS BREGGSIT
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racists
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>>71049397
why are you being rude to me
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>>71049313

you have to admit some of Jeremy Hunts connections and views are suspicious
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>>71049403
neither do you
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>>71049416
What about them?
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things people hated in school: posers

things I wanted to become: a poser
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Britain outside of countryside areas and middle-class towns/cities like Bath/Harrogate are utter shitholes filled with underclass criminal scum, an embarrassment to Europe

Just visit any seaside town, utterly fucking grim and sad
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>>71049267
I don't have the authority to say you're right cause I'm not a brit but you probably are.
in my poor public latino school where kids did hard drugs and often turned into criminals, bullying never fucking happened. There were fights yes, but no one just targeted a weaker kid for no reason. These guys seem to be describing an 80s school movie
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>Britain outside of countryside areas and middle-class towns/cities like Bath/Harrogate are utter shitholes filled with underclass criminal scum, an embarrassment to Europe
>Just visit any seaside town, utterly fucking grim and sad
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>>71049441
>Just visit any seaside town, utterly fucking grim and sad

Weymouth is the jewel of the south mate
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i hear ok things about plymouth
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>>71049450
Yeah but your country is a fucking shithole, you probably treat eachother like brothers because you have to team up together just to survive another day.
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>>71049376
If you're an anglo it's a great place to visit too. Not to live in though, unless you're rich and don't mind some inconveniences
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>>71049441
triggered london swarthy

inshallah, you are the finest aspect of europe
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'bout to wank

Posted from my MacBook Pro (Retina, 15-inch, Mid 2014)
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>>71049441
Yeah this.

I live in a upper middle class London bubble.

When I visit the provinces and see actual working-class white people in the flesh I'm shocked and appalled. Utterly vile bunch of fat ugly losers.
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anyone remember when dion benson slammed joseph and joshes faces together and it looked like they kissed
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exeter is the jewel of the south twobh
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please be nice to puerto rico
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>>71049474
just read this about you lads. is it true?
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>>71049490
>upper middle class
>london
Ah yes, the london borough of high wycombe
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>>71049490
They are not white
They are an embarrassment to Europe

Why does Britain have such a large lower class?
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wanna have sex
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>>71049503
hello wetback fucking spic cunt
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>>71049497
Weird way of spelling Portsmouth
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going to bed in a minute

hopefully I'll dream about smoking a joint with chloe
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>>71049432
I work at a german owned energy firm, got a pretty good idea. it's fucking disastrous. half our industries are european owned or heavily invested in, we could be looking at a major recession with all the withdrawals.

but muh brown people right
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>>71049512
I live in Hampstead.
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>>71049441
It's survival of the fittest, the way it should be, not like you little poofters.
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>>71049513
Britain is one of the wealthiest countries in Europe with low unemployment and a low crime rate. Such hyperbolic nonsense only serves to make you look like a fucking moron.
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puelto lico
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>>71049513
fuck off JF
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>penumbra eclipse tonight
>too cloudy to see moon
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>>71049375
>he started making animal like noises then started crying
THE best

My favourite target shall be referred to as Fat Henry (because that's what we all called him)
Fat Henry had multiple easy things to target about him
>easily angered
>pikey
>spits literal gallons when he talked
>constant death breath
>fat (obviously). Not even like, usual fat levels that would get someone teased for. He legitimately had his own gravitational field. He weighed as much as the rest of the year put together.
>was a general sick fuck. He legitimately once, no memeing, had a video of a bloke shagging a sheep on his phone, and would show it to everyone and do his retarded gaspy laugh about it.

He was the target for so much bullying. My favourite one was when the entire group of bullies got those sweets (the ones on the strings that you could fire like a slingshot), and started shooting them at him. Literally like fifteen of us shooting these sweets at this massive fat lad who's on the verge of tears. None of his seven cousins defending him. When he went to shout at us about it, I got one straight down his gob.
>>
Anyone else really want brexit to fuck the UK up so some interesting shit can happen as a result
>>
POORTO RICO AHHAA
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>>71049497
VERY good lad
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>>71049441
Me and a couple of mates went to Brid for a night. Got wrecked, slept in the car on the seafront. Those two started fighting like a couple of birds as usual so I put in my headphones and wandered off to explore Bridlington on my own at 2 in the morning. Couple of Brid teggers came at me and started shit. I brayed one and the other walked off nearly crying. Found the lads and they'd started a BBQ on the beach. Burgers full of sand though. They laughed at me for being soft when I refused to eat it, but they weren't laughing the next morning when I was the one not puking my guts out.

Fucking great night.
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>>71049516
who is this splooge stooge
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>>71049520
hijo de la gran puta
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>>71049529
>we could be looking at a major recession
so business as usual then
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provincial brits are scummy criminal chav fucks

imagine a swiss person visiting southend and seeing how fucking shitty everything is
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>>71049490
die in a labour camp
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>>71049570
sounds like fun
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>hating english people

Classic London
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>>71049561

everyone deep down wants the world to end

t. some gook
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Who here /neet/
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>>71049571

http://www.thestylinguist.com/
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like it when we talk about stuff like this
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>>71049561
yeah, if society collapses my ruthless demeanour and physical excellence = unbridled success

cannot wait to cave all your heads in for a tin of beans
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>I live in a upper middle class London bubble.
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Business idea: theft
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>>71049560
reminds me of fat alex and joseph the zombie

fat alex wasnt a target of mine, but he got bullied to the point he had a break down and chucked a chair at mrs. west so we all had an excuse to bully him more

I stole Josephs bottle once and he shreaked

found out he had a really cringy gaming youtube channel so I showed everyone it and he started crying and sat in a bush for hours
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>>71049618
i agree, reaffirms my belief that the upper class needs to be liquidated in the most painful and labour intensive way possible
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>>71049579

tbf 99% of the world is shit, dirty and uncultured compared to Switzerland
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>>71049629
howling
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>>71049635
exactly
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>>71049529
What price British sovereignty though? Should we have capitulated to the Germans in WW2? It would have been a lot cheaper and easier.

Seriously, how much money would you sell our independence from foreign powers for? How much before you go running to the EU begging them to save you from having to eat Tesco Everyday Value bread?
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>>71049667
>>71049667
>>71049667

new /brit/
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English people are those who live in the countryside or middle-class towns/cities

criminal provincial scum who live in places like Southend should be shot on sight. disgusting 3rd world fucking creatures
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>>71049629
doing a significant cackle.

like I mentioned, went to school with a bunch of pikeys so they got it, fucking mercilessly.
Also this little prick a few years below us called Dom. Lad was convinced his nickname was Danger Mouse. Fucking nobody called him Danger Mouse except himself.He legitimately once tried to beat me up. Have met 80 year olds who can throw faster punches I swear to god. Didn't actually properly hit him cause I felt sorry for him, but I tripped him, and because he carried everything for the entire week every day, when he fell on his back, he was like a turtle. Couldn't get back up.
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>>71049471
I guess that makes sense, but I don't know. I don't feel like we "team up" here, at least not in my school years.lIt's just that targeting weaker kids is seen as uncool and heavily frowned upon.

>customarily kiss on one cheek when greeting a female
usually a friend female, neighbor, etc. but not one you're meeting for the first time.
>This is never done by a male to another male (except between relatives)
true, but the between relatives thing is not as common except when you're/the relative you're kissing is a kid
second bullet point sadly yes.
>It is common for women to have cat calls
no it's not unless you're in a shitty area, and no it is not harmless. If you see guys catcalling girls it usually means you're in a dangerous place.
the fourth bullet point is complete bullshit. Maybe true 20 years ago.
>Puerto Ricans love board games
yeah but mostly older people. I don't think you'll find young people playing dominos
the final bullet point isn't true. Only Puerto Ricans who aren't bilingual at this point are from rural areas. Of course, if you know Spanish we prefer you to speak it, but if you don't know it we won't see it as disrespecting our culture. And each year, the disgusting "Spanglish" becomes more and more popular among all ages. Many bilingual people like to speak in both languages in a same sentence for some fucking reason. It's trendy I guess. Fucking irritating
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>>71049510
this was mostly meant for you
>>71049833
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