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Exotic women edition.
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fuck wloski
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włoski
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told u i was the only one who could protect /balt/
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>>71047734
shameful display
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Do you men not love sperm?
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would totally fuck a fat chick with cow udders right now tbphwyl
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>>71047863
Not like legit fat, but like the girl in OP, hell yeah. Usually like tits to be around the average size and firm and everythign, but big mushy tits make me think of all the whale oil I've been squeezing from sperm whales.
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made me think
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My gf has really small tits.
I want to fuck someone with big tits.
wat do
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>>71048133
>tfw no flat gf
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>>71048133
get her fat, then she will have fat boobs
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>>71047797
Huh, you sound like me. Except I still lift with my bad back.

I see your point of pussy being a motivator for young men, but an tall attractive poor guy is gonna get a lot more pussy at a club than a fat ugly rich guy, the whole world over.

The biggest demotivator for most Australians is the fact they can work hard and save money for the next 10 years and still not come close to affording a decent house. Why put in the effort for no significant return?
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>>71048176
she wont
shit tit genetics
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>>71048215
Cheat on her.
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>>71048616
been considering it. luckily shes been pissing me off lately as well, so i just might.
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http://sortieenmer.archives.grouek.com/
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Just about to cook a sausage roll for lunch lads. Also bought my pet rabbit inside as it's 32°C outside right now.
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Just got back from town. I have to add 5 minutes on the walk in and back because the riverside track I usually take is currently overgrown and rife with snakes.
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FRANKIE kircked a MINE the day MANKIND kicked the moon....... is sad
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>>71049085
What the heck is that
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Afternoon lads
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>>71051337
talk to the hand
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>>71051337
afternoon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zt_Qhkovo0
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Good morning, chaps.
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i have arrived
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hmm yes hello
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>be balt
>don't post in balt
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>be balt
>post in balt
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>don't be balt
>post in balt
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>>71053866
>>71053797
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>>71053866
have you been lynched by blacks yet?
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>>71053901
No comprendo señor?

>>71053927
Nah mate not today, just finished making and eating some pasta.
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I LIKE BALTIC GIRLS AND I WANT TO DIE
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>>71053991
No hablo engles.
>>71054057
I really really like Mexican girls 2bh.
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>>71054069
Yo tampoco ;D

>>71054057
But Mexican girls are fucking hot?
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>>71054172
>tampoco
What's a tampoco lol?
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hello everyone
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>>71054212
don't steal my meme
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>>71054252
but that IS my meme :^)
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>>71054212
>>71054252
>>71054289
Please stop stealing my memes.
t.Memes INC (trademark logo)
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>>71054207
No lo se

>>71054252
>>71054289
Its actually my meme. In fact, I made sure to write my name on it, (me)(me).
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>>71054295
okay no worries

swedeposting instead
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>>71054335
bzzt :DDD
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>>71054323
>>71054335
ROFL
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haha

*runs to balt*
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>>71054431
Who are these guys? I see them posted a few times.
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>>71054474
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>australian servers only appear on weekends
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hello estonians
thank you for your replies, they will do nicely sitting in my catalog of estonian replies
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>>71055144
Show me your latest memes.
t.>>71054295
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how is abbey lee kershaw seen in australia?
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>>71055176
well i shall catalog this also
but check this one out
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>>71055192
Thanks!
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>>71055211
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>>71055226
I'm 50% sure that I made that post.
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>>71055259
ive been doing this for a while now.
i probably have a few of your replies.
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>>71055192
>>71055226
>>71055286
get help freak
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>>71055183
who?
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>>71055286
That's not me.
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>>71055385
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>>71055192
>>71055226
>>71055286
>>71055415
>>71055429
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My laptop decided it was going to die today.
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People wanna get close when the money come
And the beat goes on "parara-ram-pam-pam"
Gimme a second, I need to catch the tempo, tempo
Gimme a second, I'm caught in the limbo
People always gather round where the fire starts
They don't ever wanna help till we in the dark
Gimme a second, I need to catch the tempo, tempo
Gimme a second, I'm caught in the limbo
I used to sleep on a pool table
Now I got tables that's out by the pool
Back then thought life was a cruel fable
Now I realized I just didn't read through
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People wanna get close when the money come
And the beat goes on "parara-ram-pam-pam"
Gimme a second, I need to catch the tempo, tempo
Gimme a second, I'm caught in the limbo
People always gather round where the fire starts
They don't ever wanna help till we in the dark
Gimme a second, I need to catch the tempo, tempo
Gimme a second, I'm caught in the limbo
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Yeah, live through the strugglin', life's a every day (hustle)
I hustle every day in life thinkin' back
Takin' packs up the block, them older niggas said I couldn't (hustle)
Man fuck 'em niggas, I'll be back, strapped back pack
Bitch, I'm flippin' work, hand in hand, I think they call it track (hustle)
Racin' laps, re-up went to waste, it pays to make it stack
Face the fact, there's always niggas out there, tryin' to knock the (hustle)
I guess that's why they say we trap, don't let niggas hold you back
I'm just a kettle from the ghetto with no pot to piss in
So who am I to call it black? Black man, black male
Black ball, black opsy, black diamonds glistenin'
Attract the pigs and all the rats, kitten scratch
I went from roaches on my bump to red brooches on the cuff
On my tux, chauffeur pullin' up, no if, and's or buts about him
I went to Paris for my trunks, 100 thousand spend on Goyard
Used 'em once, couldn't give a shit, damn or fuck about 'em
Hit Canal Street, vintage gold medallion
Smokin' blunts in front of public housin'
Wildin' 'til they throw me in them cuffs
Mouth full of fronts, look like Master P up in my Cartiers
Diamonds shinin' in the frames
Changed the game and made them say (uhh)
Ain't no limits to this shit, life's a flick, you're stickin' to the script
My life is like a movie, they should film me through it
Take a pic, be sure to frame the shit, forever me, was always G
Way before this famous shit, y'all just pretend to do it

[Hook: Bones]
You say you got them guns, but I've never seen you bang
You say you got them drugs, but I've never seen you slang
You say you in that game, but I've yet to see you play
You say you going hard, but nobody feels the same, yeah
You say you got them guns, but I've never seen you bang
You say you got them drugs, but I've never seen you slang
You say you in that game, but I've yet to see you play
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Say you runnin' and gunnin' and buckin' and thuggin'
I can't believe that shit
Say you juggin' and movin' that work by the unit
I don't believe that shit
If that bitch do not say that I am the hardest
I don't believe that bitch
If yo girl was mine I would jump in your mind
And I get up and leave that bitch
That money you holdin' I know that it's stolen
I don't believe that shit
That Glock that you flashin' I know that it's plastic
We don't believe that shit
If my blunt is rolled then I'm ready to smoke
I'd never leave that bitch
If money was somehow turned into a woman
You'd never see that bitch

[Verse 2: Xavier Wulf]
All of you niggas is stupid, I sit back and do this
I rather you clueless, I sneak up and change evolution
Solution be kill off the industry
Rather the heathens who plot to attack at me
Who could say why I'm a tragedy?
My plans are magically made with miraculous accuracy
I could attack quickly, who are you to a damn masterpiece?
Selena come back just to sing to me
I don't know if I am even controlling me
I kill then I sleep, then smoke and repeat
I see you at dawn with the fleet with me
We swing and we cut and repeat til it's dusk
I don't let these comes come finesse on me
Ho clean yourself up, you can look but don't touch

[Verse 3: Chris Travis]
Bitch don't say that I'm not with the shit
I do nothing but slaughter the bitch
Godfather whip, black charms on the stick
Tie you up from yo arm to your wrist
Give no fucks bitch I'm armed to the teeth
So show nuff' and you'll be found in a tip
With a S on my chest you can call me Clark Kent
No vest on your chest than a tip to your head

Sucka I'm coming, ain't nowhere to hide
Ride with a nigga or die for yo pride
Ride in disguise, with red in my eyes
My phone on my lap with my grip on the side
Nigga try me then he ready to die
Take what you own then make it all mine
Bitch I've been doing this, niggas is new to this
Kill everything and fuck it I'm through with it
Bitch
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[Verse 1]
Realtree Camo with the Carhartt blade
Came from the place where the hatred was made
I'mma make you dark like its late in the day
No matter what I think, you gonna hate what I say
Earnhardt blunts, smoking like we in a race
Friends turn cold like the blood in my veins
Thoughts in my mind, like the dirt in my graves
So I press my head to the wall, till it breaks

[Hook]
Take me back home, where the moon don't glow
Where the sun don't shine, where the kids don't grow
Uptown where the youth get drowned
In the rag full of ether cause the kids don't know
Suicide rate up high when the winter rolls in and the money still low
And when he feels that snow, he knows it's the only way to get out the cold

[Bridge]
Get out the cold, get out the cold, life's too tough, bitch, please let me know
I take your life and turn it to gold
Roll my dope and turn to a ghost
Who you really think going harder than me?
Bitch, I'm dead bitch, bitch, I'm dead
Bitch I don't even breathe!
Said who you really think going harder than me?
Bitch, I'm dead bitch, I'm dead
Bitch I don't even breathe!

[Verse 2]
(SESH)
Feelin' something like Rick Moranis
Blew up the kid, now he doin' damage
You oughta know like my name’s Alanis
Hate on me, take a seat, young Christopher Hansen
I don't sweat all day, just to lie in a mansion
I break blunts like glass when you get the banshee
R2, R2, L1, R2 up, down, left, right then I get to bangin

[Hook]
Take me back home, where the moon don't glow
Where the sun don't shine, where the kids don't grow
Uptown where the youth get drowned
In the rag full of ether cause the kids don't know
Suicide rate up high when the winter rolls in and the money still low
And when he feels that snow, he knows it's the only way to get out the cold
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[Hook: Bones]
I'm just a dead boy, got no blood in my veins
I'm just a dead boy, just so stuck in my ways
I'm just a dead boy, I got no blood in my veins
I'm just a dead boy, just so stuck in my ways

[Verse 1: Bones]
You say you banging like Marvin, Gaye's father, be honest
You actin' hard, sellin' dope, like I ain't got enough on me
Say you strapped like the army, claim you spraying the Tommy
I'm just a corpse on the porch, there's no way you can harm me
See I already passed, now I'm in a better place
With a fountain and some pillars and my girl to feed me grapes
If you thinking death is bad, let me tell you that it's great
Come and pay me a visit, I'm in the grave by the lake

[Hook: Bones]
I'm just a dead boy, got no blood in my veins
I'm just a dead boy, just so stuck in my ways
I'm just a dead boy, I got no blood in my veins
I'm just a dead boy, just so stuck in my ways

[Verse 2: Bones]
Young Kevin Nash, just a victim of this cash
If the money make us choose, just make sure we make it back
Just make sure we make it flip, just make sure we make it last
Flow, roll, smoke, breathe, speak, creep and make it stack
Now she dead on the flo', now I'm ready to go
See, I don't like a bitch if she like Anna Nicole
Fubu on my velour, it's the prince of the sewers
See, it's the lord of the rest, no shirt, no shoes
What?

[Hook: Bones (fades out)]
I'm just a dead boy, got no blood in my veins
I'm just a dead boy, just so stuck in my ways
I'm just a dead boy, I got no blood in my veins
I'm just a dead boy, just so stuck in my ways
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[Hook]
You say you've got them guns but I've never seen you bang
You say you've got them drugs but I've never seen you slang
You say you're in the game but I've yet to see you play
You say you're going hard but nobody feels the same
You say you've got them guns but I've never seen you bang
You say you've got them drugs but I've never seen you slang
You say you're in the game but I've yet to see you play
You say you're going hard but nobody feels the same

[Verse]
Swerving off, my eyes closed, graveyard's where I call home
Razor blade in my fucking palms, touch me and I'mma cut you off
Raindrops on my white skin, turn ghost and I'm in my zone
Hair long, my blunt’s short, always smokes so we rollin' more
Coming down, coming down, see me but don't hear a sound
Ridin' 'round, ridin' 'round, "Cemetary Blunts" in the background loud
Now now, burn it all to the ground
To the ground, ground, Bones back in time
I ain't got no fucking chain, I ain't got no diamond ring
Young Justin Timberlake, all these bitches know my name
If you see me out in public then you know I got the blade
If you see me on the stage you know I got the blade
Hundred pills in my pocket but that shit is not for me
I feed 'em to my girl and watch her drop down to her knees
Ghost in my hair, I got ash on my jeans
These women tryna scheme cause I look like Dawson's Creek

[Hook]
You say you've got them guns but I've never seen you bang
You say you've got them drugs but I've never seen you slang
You say you're in the game but I've yet to see you play
You say you're going hard but nobody feels the same
You say you've got them guns but I've never seen you bang
You say you've got them drugs but I've never seen you slang
You say you're in the game but I've yet to see you play
You say you're going hard but nobody feels the same, yeah
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[Intro]
This is not a wig, it's fucking real
If it was a wig it would fucking come off right about now
I died it black, you like my shirt?
It says Mt Vernon, cus thats where i actually live..
HOMETOWN

[Verse]
How in the fuck are you 'bout to say the way that we do it is not the way?
No don't you sweat it, you not in the way
Nothing you do can put an end to my day
Cashed as fuck, in my bed I lay
Look at the ceiling and fade away
Stressin' and checkin' on me for a blessin'
But I can't hear nothing, I'm gone for the day
Sure you can afford that? I get it
Lookin' like a bum, only think I'm holdin' pennies
Pull out your mortgage, just spend it in a minute
Take it how you want it, get mad when you get it
Blame everyone around you for the money you ain't gettin'
Boy man up to the life you ain't livin'
Times get chillin ,sometimes I forgive him, my minds on a rhythm, so get the fuck up when I see you
Loose neck, cotton chains bangin' off my body soundin' like a dog walkin'
Razor barkin' if you by me, let the scotch light blind 'em, let the switch restyle 'em
I ain't never goin' back to what I did back in Howell
Old bones, new flow, still flickin' ash up on my clothes
1-800-DEADBOY if they need to hit my phone
Estate sell ogles, on the finger make me hopeful
We ain't never goin' back to nickel dimin' for some produce
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>>71055626
Reported.
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Sesh
Bones

[Verse]
I let my hair hang down like fuck it
I don’t wanna see no busters
Say the word round town is you buzzin
Well that's a lie because we know you nothing
We going live from the pit I'm above you
He stand in the pit he runnin
If you ever see me at a function
Know a lots changed I ain’t there for no huggin

[Hook]
I think your better
Think your better
Think you're better off
If you paid me no mind
And let me set it off
Now I'm drowning in the pond where
I say my final words

[Post Hook x4]
Where did he go
Where did he go
Tell me don't phase me
Now where did he go

[Outro x4]
Where did I go
Where did I go
Tell me don't phase me
Now where did I go
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(Bones Verse 1)
I don't gotta pop a seal to sleep walk
I let my dope speak for me bitch I don't even talk
Every time you speak we know it's cheap talk
If you see us keep it quiet if we in public
Fuck a closed casket bitch put me with the trees
Let me rot, throw some seeds, water me and give me leaves
All I've ever wanted was to be
Breathing the way the ocean be
Haired tied back so I know what I'm doin'
Boys try to emulate just end up looking stupid
Thirty Blunts in the Buick had officer for the truance
No you would hate if you knew us
But you say we young and we stupid
But you the only one that stupid
If we talking 'bout the movement
You got shit that need some moving
Gotta job to pay, your cool with but your the last thing coolin'
While you sweatin' bout some bills prolly smoking you choosin'

(Chorus)
Push away
Push away
Push away now
I can't take it another day
Let it fade out
Push away
Push away
Push away now
I don't ever wanna think about it

Push away
Push away
Push away now
I can't take it another day
Let it fade out
Push away
Push away
Push away now
I can't take it another day
Let it fade out
Push away
Push away now (push away now)
Push away
Push away Now (push away now)
Push away
Push away now (push away now)
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ahh yes finally slept well
shit thread btw
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this thread has been officially cucked by me
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>>71055681
Good morning lad.
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because you are cuck yourself
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shut your bitch ass up before i cuck you even more
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>>71055713
hey lad
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the only thing you can really cuck is yourself you cuck boi
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ZOBENA DZIESMA

Sausi koki, zaļi koki
Visi trūka gabalos
Visi trūka gabalos

Pušu plīsa smalki kalni
Akmeņiem dancojot
Akmeņiem dancojot

Sasatika dadžu krūms
Ar aso zobentiņ’
Ar aso zobentiņ’

Dadžu krūms platumā
Zobentiņis asumā
Zobentiņis asumā
PĀRKIUNS VEDA VEDEKĻEŅU

(Latgaļu tautas dziesma)

Pārkiuns veda
Pārkiuns veda vedekļeņu
No Vōczemes šai zemē

Sauļe veda
Sauļe veda velšu pūru
Vysu mežu puškodama

Prīdei sagša
Prīdei sagša, egļei sagša
Borzam bolta vyļaiņeite

Ūzūlami
Ūzūlami voska cymdi
Por ceļeņa rōdēšanu

Smolkojami
Smolkojami kōrkļēšomi
Po dzeypūra gaļeņami
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GATAVS BIJU KARAVĪRS

Gatavs biju karavīrs
Gatavs kara kumeliņš

Tās dieniņas vien gaidīju
Kad zīlīte ziņu dev’

Pa vārtiem izjādams
Rīksti dūru pavārtē

Ja tā auga, ja zaļoja
Gaidat mani pārejot

Ja neauga, nezaļoja
Negaidati, nepārieš’

Uz kariņu aiziedams
Krustu cirtu ozolā

Lai neraud tēvs, māmiņa
Lai raud krusta ozoliņš
APKĀRT KALNU GĀJU

Apkārt kalnu gāju
Kalniņā uzkāpu
Ieraudzīju meitenīti
Gauži raudājot

Ko tu meitiņ raudi
Ko tu sērojiesi?
Kā bij’ manim neraudāti
Bāliņš karā iet

Karā bij’ man ieti
Karā nepalikt
Karā bija grūta dzīve
Tēva dēliņam

Salti vēji pūta
Bargi kungi sūta
Svešajā zemītē
Jūras līkumos

Apkārt kalnu gāju
Kalniņā uzkāpu
Ieraudzīju meitenīti
Gauži raudājot
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PRŪŠU MEITA KARĀ JĀJA

Prūšu meita karā jāja
Žēlo jaunu bāleliņu

Nu ardievu tēvs, māmiņa
Man jāiet garu ceļu

Jāju, jāju garu ceļu
Uzjāj’ vienu zaļu birzi

Uzjāj’ vienu zaļu birzi
Ieraug’ kara karodziņu

Ieraug’ kara karodziņu
Ieraug’ karus karojot

Dievs palīdz kara kungi
Vai ļausiet karā ieti?

Jāj mājās, prūšu meita
Baro mātes raibaliņas

Baro mātes raibaliņas
Tēva sirmus kumeliņus
AIZIEDAMS PĒRKONS GRAUDA

Aiziedamis Pērkons grauda
Krustām šķīla uguntiņu
Aizdzīdamis jodu māti
Aiz deviņi ezeriņi

Lietiņš lija saulītē
Velēnieši kāzas dzēra
Man bāliņis jauns nomira
Veļos ņēma līgaviņu

Dieva dēli vedējiņi
Saules meitas panāksnīcas
Tās pūriņa darītājas
Dāvaniņu devējiņas

Ošam kāra zelta dvieli
Ozolami sudrabiņ’
Mazajami kārklīšami
Uzmauc zelta gredzentiņu

Kad es miršu, i es būšu
Velēniešu godiņā
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SIDRABIŅA UPE TEK

Sidrabiņa upe tek
Visgarāmi zelta kalnu
Tur jāj visi karakungi
Zobentiņus balināti

Aunies kājas, bāleliņi
Sedlo savu kumeliņu
Es dzirdēju aiz vārtiem
Vara bungas rībinot

Veratiesi, vara vārti
Līdz pašami galiņami
Nu jās mani bāleliņi
Krustiem jozti zobentiņi

Visiem pušķi aiz cepures
Visiem zvaigznes zobenā
No cepures gaisma ausa
No zobena saule lēca

Ģērb, bāliņi, dzelza ģērbu
Neģērb tīrā sudrabiņa
Dzelza ģērbs karā der
Sudrabiņa nederēja
MIGLA MIGLA, RASA RASA

Migla migla, rasa rasa
Tās man labu nedarīj’
Rasā manas kājas mirka
Miglā nozūd kumeliņš

Nokrīt migla, nokrīt rasa
Atrod savu kumeliņ’
Atrod savu kumeliņu
Pie Mēneša namdurvīm

Mēness ņēma Saules meitu
Aicin’ mani vedībās
Kā es jāšu vedībās
Nesedlotu kumeliņ’

Saule deva zelta sedlus
Mēness sudrab’ iemauktiņus
Nu es varu droši jāti
Dieva dēlu pulciņā

Krustiem auga kokiem saknes
Krustiem zvaigznes debesīs
Sāniem jāja Dieva dēli
Krustiem teka kumeliņ’
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ZIRGI ZVIEDZA

Zirgi zviedza, jodi brauca
Upīt’ tecēj’ čurkstēdam’
Es stāvēju maliņā
Ar zobenu rociņā

Es nocirtu jodam galvu
Deviņos gabalos
Man nošķīda brūnie svārki
Ar tām joda asinīm

Tu, Pērkonis, gudris vīris
Kur es viņus izmazgāš’?
Meklē tādu ezeriņu
Kur deviņas upes tek

Tu, Pērkonis, gudris vīris
Kur es viņus izžāvēš’?
Meklē tādu ozoliņu
Kur deviņas saules lec

Tu, Pērkonis, gudris vīris
Kur es viņus noglabāš’?
Meklē tādu oša lādi
Ar deviņi atslēgām

Tu, Pērkonis, gudris vīris
Kur es viņus novalkāš’?
Jāj, puisīti, uz kariņu
Tur tu viņus novalkās’
KUR TU JĀSI, BĀLELIŅI?

Kur tu jāsi, bāleliņi
Vakarā kājas auni?
Ej māsiņa, nevaicā
Atnes manu cepurīti

Kur tu jāsi, bāleliņi
Es atnesu cepurīti
Ej māsiņa, nevaicā
Atnes manu zobentiņu

Kur tu jāsi, bāleliņi
Es atnesu zobentiņu
Ej, māsiņa, nevaicā
Sedlo manu kumeliņu

Kur tu jāsi, bāleliņi
Es sedloju kumeliņu
Jāšu tālu svešumā
Sargāt savu tēvu zemi

Šķir, Dieviņi, manu ceļu
Sargā manu augumiņu
Lai godam es varētu
Ienaidnieku uzvarēti
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ZVIEGTIN’ ZVIEDZA KARA ZIRGI

Zviegtin’ zviedza kara zirgi
Karavīrus gaidīdami
Karavīri zobentiņus
Uz akmeņa tecināj’

Iztrinuši zobentiņus
Krustām lika zvērēdami
Labāk manu galvu ņēma
Nekā manu tēvu zemi

Es jums saku, sveši ļaudis
Šai zemē nenāciet
Dzied man zelta lakstīgala
Zobentiņa galiņā
O KAI SAULUTE TEKEJO

(Lietuviešu tautas dziesma)

O kai saulutė tekėjo
Brolis žirgelį balnojo
Kelkis sesela, žalių rūtela
Uždek šviesių ugnel

Aš atsikėliau rytelį
Ir nusiprausiau veidelį
Atsisveikinau tėvų motulį
Gal daugiau nebsmatys

Aš vieškelėliu jodamas
Žirgelį muštravodamas
O ir pamačiau jaunų mergelį
Svirnely pas skrynial

O kam tu varstai skrynelas,
O kam tu pjaustai drobelas
Aš nenešiosiu tav marškinėlių
Kareivėliu būdams

Duos mums karalius žirgelius
O ant žirgelių balnelius
Rėdys mus visus vienais parėdais
Kaip vienos motinėls

Sugrius kalneliai kloniuosna
Pasruvs upeliai kraujuosna
O mes stovėsim ir nedrebėsim
Kol priešų nugalėsim
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PĀR KALNIŅU ŪSIŅŠ JĀJ (Bonus)

Pār kalniņu Ūsiņš jāj
Ar akmeņa kumeliņ’
Tas atnesa kokiem lapas
Zemei zaļu āboliņ’

Ūsiņā, Mārtiņā
Saldu daru alutiņ’
Mārtiņš miežus audzināja
Ūsiņš labus kumeliņus

Ei Ūsiņi, labais vīrs
Jāj ar manīm pieguļā
Es guntiņas kūrējiņš
Tu kumeļu ganītājs

Ūsiņam gaili kāvu
Deviņiem cekuliem
Lai tek manis kumeliņis
Deviņiem celiņiem
CEKULAINA ZĪLE DZIED (Bonus)

Cekulaina zīle dzied
Staļļa spāres galiņā

Ej māsiņa klausīties
Kādu ziņu zīl’ atnes’

Tādu ziņu zīl’ atnesa
Būs brāļami karā iet

Tec māsiņa dārziņā
Pušķo brāļa cepurīt’

Dziedādama appušķoju
Raudādama pavadīj’

Neraud gauži man’ māsiņa
Gaidi mani pārejot

Ja tu manis nesagaidi
Sagaid’ manu kumeliņ’

Pēc trim gadiem ceturtajā
Attecēja kumeliņš

Pavaicāju kumeļam
Kur palika jājējiņis

Tur palika jājējiņš
Kur guļ vīri kā ozoli

Vējiņš matus plivināja
Saule kaulus balināja

Tur staigāja dieva dēli
Dvēselītes lasīdam’
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the cuckening
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>>71055829
but why
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>>71055841
assert my alpha male dominance
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All posts from Latvia now hidden.
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All posts now hidden.
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i need more estonian posts pls
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fuck that was the wrong one
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going to spend the Saturday night at home.
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Laying here in my jocks. She's a bit of a warm one today.
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>>71047699
She looks Italian
Gita Hadizadeh
Makes you think
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>>71056340
As per usual :')
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>>71057563
Australia is actually an island in the Baltic sea.
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Had a great sleep
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Good lads!
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Good morning lads*

fug I am still sleepy I guess
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Can't wait for the civil war in Nordic countries
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And all of western Europe
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Yes hello
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>>71057942
Seems like only you're up, how are you doing lad?
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>>71057801
Good morning!
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>>71057866
they are too cucked so that not gonna happen
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>>71058074
Yes Hey again!
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>>71058072
Good i must say.
Trying to fix R6 party system so i can play with friends.
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>>71058193
Is it a fun game?
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>>71058218
I'm not really sure
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nice "thread" losers
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good morning my friends


>>71058279
B E L A R U S E
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>>71054623
>open server browser
>no active australian servers
>get annoyed
>weekend rolls around
>aussie servers full
>go play
>nearly everybody is pants on head retarded, they can't do anything right and I end up more annoyed than when the servers were empty
I need a new hobby; videogames are fucking shit.
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>>71055183
Not a fucking clue who that is but I'd like to throw a length up her.
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>>71059026
what gaym?
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>>71058950
stooooop
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>>71055192
>>71055226
>>71055286
>>71055415
>>71055429
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>>71057788
>swimmer
>is clearly on a surfboard
RRREEEEEEEEEE
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>>71059069
Insurgency.
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I like big butts and I cannot lie
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>>71059076
what are you doin?
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You otha brothas can't deny
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I'VE GIVEN UUUUUUUUUUUP
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Anyone want a (You)?
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2D nazi ship girls > all other girls
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I have arrived.
(BTW I'm not Australian)
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>>71059690
Patrician taste
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>wake up
>put the coffee machine on
>have a wank
>shower
>now coffee mug infront of me
>post hello on balt thread
Hello
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>>71059611
>>71059763
>>71059990
Okay, hello
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>>71059611
Yes, please, please
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>>71060081
>>71060042
Here (You) go
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>>71059990
>wake up
>drink coffee
>have a cigarette
>post morgen related post on balt
>have another cigarette
>have another coffee
>spend time looking up qt ships
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>>71060129
Have you found any yet?
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>>71060118
Thank (you)
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>>71060118
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>>71060179
ofcourse
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so how is everyones day?
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Played 18 hours straight of ck2. Left my chair only once to go to toilet during that time.
pls kill me
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>>71060326
Please don't post those cavepaintings.
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>>71060474
It's a ship in girl form.
Are you gay or something?
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>>71060326
qt
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>>71060455
*leaves you alive to suffer*

haha
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>>71060529
thanks
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>>71060455
im still learning to play ck2 any advices ;-D
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>>71060601
uninstall
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>>71060455
now thats a weight loss technique you should advertise ;-DDD
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>>71060601
Yeah it takes a while to get a hang of with but imo its easier than eu4 or hoi4. protip jail all the baddies and give positions to your buddies. Also make alot of babies
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>>71060690
Im addicted to nicotine so its snus under my upper lip for the whole time. Takes away urge to eat. Dont think its a secret tho
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>tfw no succubus (male ) girlfriend
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>>71060711
Nothing is easier than hoi4 desu.
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>>71060822
If you play germany yes. Despite watching videos on how to naval invade Ive never managed to do it.
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>>71060908
its easy you need naval supremecy, and bcuz game is broken af, if you send atleast one ship in the area you want to invade you have that one thick to send them cuz AI is just shit.
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>>71060958
Yeah ai sucks ass. Like sometimes uk makes a preventive war on norway. I send 4 tank divisions there park them on 2 or 3 places where uk always tries to land their army and just sit there. After some hours of playing you basically cant lose because you know every move that ai is taking.
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>tfw no ai gf
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>>71061163
if you have ai gf your enemy wins
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>>71061163
i know that feel
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Hmmm need a new laptop.
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Slovenia is the most beautiful country in the world
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>>71061270
Sent
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>oh hey bro you mind if we sit... OOHHHHHhhhh FUCK DUDE! Is that a fucking T460?! No way, brah! That's fucking scandatious bombatious, my man. I just got 32 gig RAM in my little beast, absolutely no stalls working on any projects, brah. BRO! what GNU slash Linux distro do I see there? Hang on let me look, bro. Oh okay, bro, okay bro, ubuntu is pretty gnarly but, ya know, I'm more of a freeBSD kind of guy. Anyway, dude, my squad and I need to fly so catch ya on the flip sigh, bro.
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>>71061117
hmm do you have discord?
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>>71061395
i want to taste that ice cream
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>>71061431
Yea im on that balt thingy but its really unactive
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>>71061367
What laptop did you sent me :)
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>>71061476
wats ur name ?
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>>71061486
The one with flashing keyboard. Please send warm weather back
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>>71061533
Nice try fbi
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>>71061583
Atleast i tried.
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>>71061643
Ill come there later. On phone right now
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>>71061846
i want to lick SU's tummy
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hi lads
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>>71062194
Hi.
OuO
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wonder how guys would feel if they met the girl they've always wanted like this
>>71062286
only to find out later she had a bf

must be soul crushing
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imagine Lithuania driving through the night while you're sleeping on his shoulder ^^
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>>71062518
Depends on your wallet or dick size tb.h
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OwO
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Listening to old school Greenday lads.
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I wanna join /balt/ discord too ._.
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>tfw no Eesti singer gf
https://my.mixtape.moe/itwtqc.webm
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>>71062518
>makes .gifs like that for internet consumption
It doesn't matter if she has a bf, given she is drunk enough or if she finds you hot enough she'll still fuck you in the right time, right place lad.

Then again I do fine with women, so my perspective might vary.
>>71062591
Truly a dream.
>>71062709
Don't. :-;
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>>71062709
lmoa, there was one guy in that discord whose role was 'cucked by Russians'
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>you'll never live on the post-apocalyptic steampunk Wild West
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>>71062906
Haha what a faggot
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>>71062895
what was his nationality?
>>71062850
w-why?
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>you'll never be transported to siberia against your own free will to work as a slave for the rest of your life cuz ur father was an univeristy teacher and now you live with band of fellow lithuanians on isolated part of siberia and you have to survive its harsh climate to make yourself a cozy home

why even live
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>>71062942
i don't know, sorry.
They said that he had that role because he's a faggot
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>>71062942
Discord is for faggots anyways son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jmmHB3K69A
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the boys are back in town
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id join the discord but my microphone broke :(

i have to buy an audio jack splitter and a new headset

i have 25 euros

hmmm

nah XD
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>mfw russia
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>>71062927
stfu, sir
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Insane in the membrane
Crazy insane, got no brain!
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>>71063063
Cheeki breeki opaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>71063054
>talking on microphone
Ayy lmao, what a gayman, not a baltman at all
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>that time of the year when the suns shines right into your face all day

XD gonna close my curtains LOL :D
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that wone timmn you wen t to pol and became redpilled xDDD fuging jews :DDD
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>>71063095
r u insecure or something
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>>71063101
> XD gonna close my curtains LOL :D
what if your neighbors think that you're fapping, LOL
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>>71063139
LOL
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>>71063131
no im coping with the fact i have shitty mic, fug you for reminding faggot ;-;
>>71063137
tids :DDD
>>71063139
lol who cares theyre gay faggots anyways lol i should just tell them to wlak the pride fucking piderasi xD
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>>71063172
i had a good headset that worked fine on my double audio jack PC but its really shitty here and i think i broke it too

either its very quiet or you just hear loud wind and not my voice
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>>71063211
>implying Lithuanians are capable of communication beyond basic grunts and shouts
>implying they wouldn't interpret your broken microphone sounds as a newfound dialect of Northern Lithuanian

but yeeeh, i only have laptop mic and i have to lean in like an autist to be heard, so id rather not
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i dont understand pant sizes at all

fuck this shit

im 199cm how do i find out what pants will fit me
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Just installed Gboard on my galaxy s6. This will revolutionize my mobile shitposting effectiveness
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>>71063261
inseam and waist width you retardo tbqh

go to stor and try out bikses and see for yourself intstead of asking autist website LOL LMAO
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>>71063251
i have a laptop mic too not sure how it sounds —
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mods are sleeping post cucumbers
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>>71063291
>store
>in saldus
xD * 2
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>>71063288
What does it do?
>>71063298
Go to vocaroo and switch to inbuilt mic and see if you can hear anything
idk depending on your laptop it might be decent enough for conversations over mic
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>>71063162
>>71063172
LOL
My old commieblock was L-shaped and I could watch for hours what other people were doing
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oh yeah i can just check what size my current pants are :)
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>>71063324
>banaan
Mida munamäge?
>>71063328
It's a far superior keyboard
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>>71063054
>talking to strangers with microphone
what if they're FBI spies collecting info on you?
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>>71063378
h-hot
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Who wants to be recruited by Russian FBR spy (me)?
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Im gonna go and masturbate in the forest behind my house bye
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current pants are size 33

theyre a bit small at the ankles

the only available size is 34

lucky me :)
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>>71063427
tao pihku ajukääbik
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>>71063427
post pics
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Axe5wU33k
WHO /FABLE TLC/?
>>71063327
I was going through Saldus last summer, fug, you live pretty close to me.

Talsu district here tbqh.

Do you order clothes online?
>>71063324
WHOAH WHOAH LAD CALM DOWN
>>71063348
>tfw live in a private house
>something like fifty metres between each house here
>still feel like not private enough

did u masterbate to hot chicks or what lol
>>71063360
yeah lol facepalm meme xD
>>71063370
lol post youre hand if youre finger are short you are fingerlet gay man lol just get a finger extension surgery in china lol
>>71063378
>FBI is now interested in a bunch of autists from Baltic countries

el oh el
>>71063411
lol who recruiting
>>71063427
is that culturally acceptably in norhtenr livonia
>>71063447
whats your leg length pham
im 185 but i have long af legs
we wuz niggers and shieeet
>>71063460
you too
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>>71063450
Plaanis oli jah :^)
>>71063460
Pic is me
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>>71063450
Aga seda ta läkski tegema ju?
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>>71063387
There one rly hot form of espionage, you come to the foreign country, find an officer, date with him or her and pull the secret information from him or her. lel
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>>71063496
how 2 aquire state secrets so hot russian spies want to fuck me tb h t b h t b h lad
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>>71063473
not usually, bought some dadcaps from aliexpress

now gonna buy from baltic born :)

and i kind of live in riga and saldus at the same time

not sure how long my legs are, but theyre proportional to the rest of my body
i dont look lanky at all (source is girls)
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>>71063298
I predict it sounds awful
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>>71063536
it sounds better than my headset

watdefoggg
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>>71063427
btw, are you that guy who told me yesterday that he was running naked in a forest once and then noticed that there was a camera recording him
>>71063473
Mmm, yeah, my parents own a private house in the country side and we have to spend a lot of money on a fence made of bricks because they weren't feeling comfortable too
>you too
n-no, sorry
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my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MCjU-Du3eI
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>>71047699

hey
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Clubbing in port Moresby tonight and I have diarrhea.

Hehe, probably shouldn't have eaten that roadside chicken.
>>
>>71063590
AHH
COVER YOURSELF UP HENTAI
>>
>>71063492
your penas is so smol, lmao
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you're in the club and this guy slaps ur gfs ass. wat do?
>>
>website has Baltic in its name
>we dont offer shipping to latvia

ah yes
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>>71063609
Went to reach for toilet paper.


NO TPILET PAPER!!
>>
>>71063669
lul

cannibalniggers stole the entire paper holder XD

sasuga!
>>
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>>71063643
say "What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? That baby dick is gross. Anon, you're such a loser." to him
>>
>>71063535
>aliexpress
i went there once and i thought it was a pakistani run scam shop to buy yeezi shit lmao

what shop t b h?

my body is pretty alright, i have pretty wide shoulders, but my legs and arms are kinda long, maybe bit longer than they should be for my height

you probably have decent weight so you dont look like a walking matchstick lmao
>>71063563
lol u got scammed
>>71063564
so did you fuck provincial girls or what tb h what a fucking russian slayer low inhibition just have high fwfh ratio pct slayer eyes narrow eye width theory 2k17

ok ;-;
>>71063587
dānija :DDD
haelo
>>71063590
i had a diarrhea recently and woke up and almost shid myself in middle of the night like what the fug ;DD
>>71063643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36J3sC1jAtY
rap the mc ren part in his face tbqh
>>71063658
ayy lmao

>>71063669
take off your underpants
clean off the shid with underpants
run home for a new pair and hope you didnt shit your pants
>>71063639
yeah lol what a dicklet LM AO
>>
Latvia is a Russian province.
>>
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don't enter your logins on 4chan, lads
>>
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>>71063590
>tfw you enter club with clean white sneakers but leave with black heel marks all over them
>>
>>71063701
yeah my weight is like in the perfect median, but im skinnyfat sadly

its slowly going towards skinny tho
should really start going to the gym again but my fucking doctor said i shouldnt
>>
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>>71063717
ok little poland <3
>>71063725
omg lmao fbi is watching us XDD
>>
>>71063590
suspicious lack of shart on your pants, senpai.
>>
Whose this autist who keeps replying to 15 different posts in one post?
>>
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>>71063692
That's nothing. They steal the toilet seats everywhere.

Pic related.
>>
>>71063701
>dat wall of text
r u autist or smth?
>>
>>71063808
theres some tp on the ground bud

:)
>>
>>71063747
im defo underweight as im bit over 70kg, most guys my heigh range seem to be something at least 75, most 80kg, so idk
i eat a lot but dont gain much weight, fucking fast metabolism

im weak ottermode in winter, ottermode in summer
why cant u go to gym did u fuck your back up or what mane
>>71063743
estonian goes to club with autism shoes and SPEWRGS out omg lmao

but yeah it sucks :(
>>71063776
lol because its fun and easy lol ol xDDD
>>
>>71063808
How do you like living in nigger country? Do you hate them already?
>>
>>71063701
> so did you fuck provincial girls
no, all kids living there are city kids who come over there only when it's summer
i'm too beta for them
i kissed a girl when i was over there once tho, i remember her because she owned a pink Nintendo console

sorry...

> yeah lol what a dicklet LM AO
GOT HIM!!
>>71063725
>Manjurskaya bitva
lol, what is this, fucken nerd
>>
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>>71063701
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36J3sC1jAtY
>rap the mc ren part in his face tbqh
>>
>>71063761
I'm not American. >>71063829
Different toilet.
>>
>>71063832
i grew 20cm in 1.5 years

doctors told me to do all sorts of analysis and to go to a doctor that can check out if my huge growth spurt didnt fuck anything up

my heart might be still too small for my body and shit like that
>>
>>71063808
ah, looks ike russian public toilet
>>
>don't cook
>don't clean
>behave like a bitchy cunt sometimes
>live in his flat
>bf doesn't dump me cuz I deal with his severe mental illness
lel
>>
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Well I suppose this is a good place. Now to find some good porn
>>
>>71063808
omg do you peopel have big ass like big booyty black biches or what why is seat so big lmao what the fug
>>71063859
omg shouldve pretended to be a provincial knucklehead for high dom behavioure :DD
lol gay
at least you were dark triad and used that ho for personal gain whoah what a fucking slayer
shouldve fugged her tbqh :DDD

whats youre penis siz
>>71063880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3pS-ov-ofo
young nigga
>>71063885
how old are you
thats a huge spurt growth

you finished growing or what?
could use one cm to round up to 2m tbqh

inb4 heart failure @ 50
went better than expected :DD
>>71063916
tell me about public russian toilette
>>71063967
do you call him daddy tbqh
id dump you unless you were hot and kinky
>>
http://listverse.com/2013/01/21/10-crazy-cures-for-the-black-death/

1st one is the best in my opinion
>>
>>71063885
Your heart is small because you're heartless Latvian.
>>
>>71063995
i am presumably 18 :)

i guess i finished, my brother stopped at 201 so maybe ill reach that too some day

>>71064029
no u
>>
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>>71063999
kek
nice culture btw
>>71064029
lol shut up hoe i will fug you up 1v1 come fight me tbqh my reach is off limits and i will fite you in the night, fite you like a heart of tiger tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPb7g_BlXQ
>>
>>71063982
don't you freeze your pee pee?
>>71063995
no, he's only 4 years older than me.
>>
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my black friend got a prom date
>>
>>71064047
>my brother stopped at 201
that's rly gigantic height, my daddy was also tall ^^
>>
>>71063967
> severe mental illness
is he a gay or something
>>71063995
> omg shouldve pretended to be a provincial knucklehead for high dom behavioure :DD
our parents know each other tho
>lol gay
don't bully, pls
yeah, i played some mario shit on her console
she was much younger than me, lol
her parents asked me to look after her because they had to go to the city to buy some important shit
>>
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Found an even better place. A piece of old stone fence. I wonder if the person who built it hundreds of years ago could ever have thought that one day someone in future will jizz on it?
>>71064070
I have a hairy benin
>>
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>>71064047
then its only normal, most guys stop growing between 16-21 depending on žīnes

im twenty and my fucking foot grew a half a size in the few last months, this shit just sucks lmao because my old shoes feel too tight now
>>71064070
lol no it doesnt matter
it matters that you are submissive, its not about age

would dump you/10

imma cuck your bf tbqh
>>71064103
what a fucking slayer
wide shoulder big head mogging matchine slayer apart 2k17
>>71064104
your daddy probably had a big cock too lmao
>>71064138
lol doesnt matter just b a sociopath theory and lie to everyone and deny that you have parents lol

haha gay xD
ok :c

did you pull lolita on her or sum shit son
>>71064180
why is ther a fence in midle of forest r estonians so autistic they build fence in forest
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBsM4Yn03I4
>>
t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSD_MqIskzM

Bones is tall
Mikoto is tall

Mikoto=Bones
theory confirmed

tbqh

tbqh

tbqh
>>
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>>71064201
There used to be an ancient settlement here

Also jackpot! Found some tree pucci
>>
Too dark n this club. These blackys gonna sneak up and do something bad I can feel it. Nomsaying bruhs.
>>
>>71064258
put benis in :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71064261
why is everyone in white tshirt
>>
>asian descent
>199cm

im a special case
>>
>>71064261
>literally in png
aren't the blue lights maent to be in the bathroom so you can't shoot up in there
>>
mom, I'm on british broadcasting corporation
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38928864
>>
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>>71064180
Hmmm alone in the forest. Sun is going down soon...
>>
the man on the left is 6ft3 and the woman on the right is 5ft11

i never knew manlets were so tiny LMAO
>>
>>71064201
fug, i'm too old for that shit
wish i spent more time in the countryside or in summer camps as a kid.
i went to one camp once
and there was one cute girl who was taller than me
and i danced with her once, heh
No, STAPH!
oh, thanks
Han, I'd love to, but she could tell her parents about it if i did
>>
>that Latvian is high on drugs
>>
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>>71064349
womlets when will they learn
>>
>>71064303
what kind of gook
>>71064306
>not being able to shoot up in complete darkness
lmao i could hit eroin in ym veins in a black hole lol! your mums pussy LOL
>>71064316
>Lithuanian business
>>71064320
fug :DD
>>71064349
Kristaps Porziņģis is taller than Shaq, but Shaq is robust as fuck for his height tho
>>71064377
how old r u fag
i grew up by the sea as kid very good upbring, nice for health and could swim all day
almost broke my back several times by falling off trees :D
why did she tell u to stop
if she tells u to stop u persist
just enough to get laid
not so much for it to be considered raep lol xD
>>71064395
lol haha :DD\>>71064402
XDDDDD
>>
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>>71064320
I love forest
>>
bf is abusing our cat because he pissed in our bed yesterday
>>
>>71064180
> I have a hairy benin
is it big tho
>>
>>71064461
is that u irl
>>71064468
lol telling him to spank u little whore stop the animal abuse u dum bitch
>>71064469
lol xD
>>
>>71064180
why can't you fap at home?
>>
>>71064261
woah, you're chilling m8, good luck with getting a pussy XD
>>
Hate this Latvian autist
>>
>>71064508
I LOVE forest
>>
>>71064571
are you forestophile?
>>
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>>71064459
im 19 now
sounds cool, we have a pool and a sauna, but I could use them only during summer. Fug, there was an accident once, my friend (who's hair is ginger btw) burnt his sauna once because we forgot about it when we were playing Tony Hawk on his ps3
ow, hope your back is ok
dunno, i was a kid back then, haven't thought about that
>>71064503
>mfw thinking about big eStone penises
>>
>>71064459
dont know

all i know is i have slanty eyes and so did my dad
>>
>>71064103
traded my J for extra chromosome. yolo xD
>>
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R8 this creampie :^)
>>
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>>71064554
lol u want to suck my penis irl lol whats ur penis size my penis bigger stronker and also more thiccc like mushroom lithuanians love shrooms so eat my shroom gay xD
>>71064668
>19
>2old
lol what gay fag lol get out nigga
sauna is great
i once burned down a dry toilet because i was young and hiding that i was smoking
so i was smoking in toilet, taking a shit in summer
lol i left the butt in the place where paper goes but forgot about it
half an hour later wooden toilet was in huge flames, shit burning xDDDD
i lied about it to my parents and they believed it wasnt me lol
yes its great back

whats a estone benis
>>71064766
you have gook eyefolds? i got slighty upturned eyes, but they're european, almond shaped and everything
do look like a tundragook when i smile since they look more upturned then lmao
>>71064803
yore XD
>>
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>>71064877
how cold u do this to mother nature :''(
>>
im here
>>
>>71064921
She's my bitch
>>
im there >> 71064975
>>
>>71064975
>>
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>>71064881
that's too old to go in a summer camp, imo
lol

it's the best thing foreva,
>>71064877
lewd
>>
>>71064881
yes i do
atleast i dont have anything else gook-like if you know what i mean XDDDDDD
>>
stankin too
pyuu
>>
god damnit i forgot theres a new thread XD
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