>apple of earth Why is the French language so stupid?

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>apple of pines

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>melon of water

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>fish of jelly

>>71046965
If it was up to me this would be called "slightly more watery cucumber" because that's what it tastes like: Piss.

>>71046701
English has the most retarded names

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>granite of pome

>>71047059
fuck off nigger

>>71046934
Pine-y like a pine-cone, and has a sweet fruity taste like an apple

>>71046965
it holds a lot of water

>>71046996
It swims, and it's squishy

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>>71046701
>chester of fields

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>fly of fire

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>fly of butter

>>71047075
>blueberry
>blackberry
>jackfruit
>anythingfruit
>>71047081
This is precisely what makes it stupid
It's like a child named them and is not as if those were exclusive characteristics

>>71046701
>stupid
Its in the earth and unskinned it looks like an apple.
In dutch they say aardappel which means the same.

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>roach of cock
>English hygiena is so abysmal that having roach-infected cocks was ordinary enough to give them a specific name

>>71047215
Ok I can't defend this.

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>fish of stars

>fish

>meal of oats