/brit/

>>71046270
>only one nigger

racists

>>71046301
it's dorset mate there's only like 4 in the whole county

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>71046247
>/fa/ /ck/ /trv/
rorke

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New goal in life lads:

Become Paddy the Pintman

toot poster is a rorke

>>71046270
>dat neckbeard and them moobs

meirl

>>71046270
could merk all these limp wristed runts with one hand

>>71046247
>/o/

>>71046254
>>71046254
>>71046254

>>71046306
runs till 2019 I think

Weird how ugly girls actually have more sexual partners than fit ones.

Love it when you here a girl talking about how much dick she's taken like she thinks it means she's hot.

>>71046257
Nah everyone's just a yuppie like me or a student on a placement year. You have to have a full-time job and pass a background check to be allowed to live in the building, there's loads more rules compared to normal tenancy (e.g. no parties). But it does mean no homeless people or anything like that - the reason they bring guardians in is to stop squatters from moving in. Don't know any Richard in Pimlico I'm afraid, only just moved to London. First Friday night here and I'm on /brit/, hahaha what am I like.

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>>71046356
fuck off frenchie cunt

THIS IS A NORTHERNER AND SOUTHWESTERNER THREAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc

/brit/, /int/, /r9k/, /d/, /tg/

Would like to get /fit/

radical CENTRIST

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>tfw no brown gf

>>71046356
every thing below Sheffield is down south

>>71046406
South west = Best

>>71046389
cos they're easier

I know a legit VS model and she jokes about how little she gets chatted up

/o/ is quite literally one of the most reddit boards after /b/ and /gif/
insufferable

i'm dead for god damn serious

if you dont listen to abba, you should just fucking cull yoruself you wirhtless peace of shit

>>71046446
anything above london is up north

all swedes should be killed

can someone point me to the first posting of the lisicki gimmick in /brit/

which boards on here have you LITERALLY never been on?

/hr/
/w/
/ck/
/gd/
/qst/
/m/

everything above exeter is the north

>>71046482
bårk bårk
*eats a tin of fermented fish*

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Would like to gatyer some martial wisdom, like study combined arms, small unit tactics, explosives and stuff, but I'm afraid of getting put on a list.

Quite the conundrum lads

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the only correct version

>>71046456
what county though

Offered a place on the civil service fast stream starting on 28k lads but I'd have to move to London, I don't know what to do.

I live in the middle of nowhere with no good jobs but I can't bring myself to move to London and pay a grand a month for a bedroom with some random people I don\'t know.

What should I do? I detest the thought of living in London.

>>71046389
>here

>>71046514
imagine being this fucking new

Business idea: Have public taxes pay for large, well-equipped and safe rooms to accommodate every homeless person in our cities, so that when they come up to me on the streets and ask me for spare change I can tell them to fuck off because they made the decision to be homeless and should live with it, the terrible drug addicts.

>>71046419
FONT FONT FONT FONT REEEEEEE

>barrow mentioned in passing

>>71046492
if you're gunna chat shit dont @ me

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>I know a legit VS model

>>71046514
~august '14

>>71046557
capitalism will never abolish homelessness.

we should gas rorkes and put the homeless in their second homes

>>71046563
meet me at marsh NOW

>>71046551
*imagines*

>>71046537
Devon

>>71046537
plymouth

>>71046515
all of them except
wg
fit
fa
diy
o
out
int
trv

imagine being a fucking sad case and replying to your own post

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emily

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>>71046515
Shitposted on every single one ngl, but there's loads I haven't been to in years.

>plymouth is it's own county

>>71046404
Fair enough. Sounds like a good deal--might look inti it next year if they have parking.

>Been here since September and I post on /brit/ almost every Friday night hahahha lads

Surprisingly regular occurrence for me to go out, utterly fail to pull, come home and post on brit with a bucket of fried chicken

>>71046542
>Offered a place on the fast stream and not even sure if you want to do it

Isn't it a hugely long and competitive process before you get an offer? I think you're lying mate

>>71046594
>>71046606

>Devon

that's like the liberal democrats of the southwest

>>71046535
fuck off newquay wanker

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>>71046389
Recently I was on a bus and this girl (white) was talking loudly on the phone in that annoying London accent talking about how she had slept with ten lads that month.

She said 'swear down man I got bare man coming after me you know' and then started to list all of them by name. But their names were like rap grime crew names. She said something like 'I had Faze in Saturday, then saw scandalous the next night'. I'm paraphrasing but you know what I mean.

Then she goes 'nah man I'm Greek you know I don't shag no black boys'

At least she was a whore with morals

>>71046542
Lies

>>71046515
been here YEARS and i've never clicked on at least half of them
/wsr/ /vp/ /trv/ /toy/ /tg/ /sp/ /qst/ /po/ /fa/ /co/ /biz/ /asp/ /aco/ /y/ /hm/ /cm/ /vip/ /ic/ /i/ /wg/ /vr/ /u/ /t/ /p/ /m/

>>71046542
What exactly do you detest about the idea of living in London? I was exactly the same as you, and started a £30k job here just last week after deliberating over it in the same way you are now. If you really don't want to share, your salary will be able to get you a decent one-bed flat outside Central London, although you wouldn't save a huge amount (you'd probably be looking at ~£250pw, plus whatever your commuting fees are. Even though I've always been anti-London and would prefer somewhere much quieter and more rural, it's hard to deny it's an impressive place with loads of history and culture. It might be worth sticking it out for a few years to build up experience, and then moving away again when you can.

>>71046627
Yeah fuck off it is

>>71046461
/o/ is nothing like reddit. Reddit has threads that aren't pure shitposting.

>>71046663
bet you ain't gonna do shit mate

devon wanker

>>71046590
coatham marsh? I can be there in 25 mins

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>>71046626
>Isn't it a hugely long and competitive process before you get an offer? I think you're lying mate


Yes, it's taken nearly 7 months and over 50k people applied for it and somehow I've made it through but don't want to live in London.

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>>71046577
excellent post, checked

>>71046667
Piss off reddit

watching the louis theroux jimmy saville revisited docco lads

fucking boils my blood how this nonce got away with it for so long

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>tfw posted on /int/ long before flags

it was a simpler time

>>71046542
take obviously

even if you have to pay as much as a grand a month you still have £850/month to pay for everything else

That's loads

>>71046656
you've never been on /pol/ or /sp/? damn son

>>71046690
no the marsh by pgl near asda and the swimming pool you batty

>>71046683
>""""kernow""""
In tears

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>/o/ is nothing like reddit. Reddit has threads that aren't pure shitposting.

>>71046515
a
c
e
f
h
hr
m
p
r
u
vr
w
i
ic
cm
hm
y
aco
adv
an
asp
cgl
co
fit
hc
his
jp
mlp
qst
sci
soc
tg
trv
vp
wsr

>>71046356
Are you fucking stupid
Northerners are so fucking stupid and fucking inbred

This is like Africans claiming WE WUZ EGYPTIAN

fuck off you northern fucking utter pile of shit

>>71046586
It could do. How many homeless are there in London for example? A search tells me 8,000 across the space of a whole year. Public taxes could easily pay for a huge facility that would house these nutters and give them the bare essentials - you could even get a big """responsible capitalism""" corporation to sponsor it. Then when the dickheads inevitably refuse to go there and sleep on the streets and beg for their drug money anyway, you could just tell them to fuck off and not feel bad about it - and the ones who were serious about getting help could get it.

wish I hadn't chickened out of my fast stream video interview

oh well there's always next year

>>71046657

Thanks lad, I have a gf here who won't leave and she says if I end up staying in London she wants to break up and I can't fucking stand loud people and so even if I have one housemate making noise it drives me mental.

I like to come home after work and eat then sleep, I don't want to have to deal with people.

Is it doable on 30k? It'd only be for three years then the pay goes up to 55k and hopefully I could just use the experience to bail and get a job closer to home.

Currently studied a meme degree though and have no other way of getting hired that isn't shit temping in an office.

Northerners are criminal low IQ retarded scum

>>71046749
>"kernow

further east mate

I'm from the county that devon tries to be, and fails

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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

woah you guys are having a discussion

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A cup of Twinings camomile and honey tea might be the comfiest smell in existence lads

>>71046656
>never been on /po/, /y/ or p/
you haven't lived son

>>71046762
>capitalist solution
>Public taxes could

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>cornwall

>>71046739
not a clue what you're on about *mate

*I actually think you're a boring twat

>>71046797
Somerset? If so, literally where?

>>71046801
*tucks you *
*leaves the door open with the lights on outside your room*

>>71046806
Prefer the smell of a burger

>Cornwall
>Poorest area of Western Europe

London is literally the greatest thing in Britain, I would kill myself if I had to leave

>>71046830
>*I actually think you're a boring twat

least I don't type like a fucking virgin

>>71046806
camomile smells like glue

>>71046801
NO

>>71046356
poortherners are just as bad as french people iky

>>71046752
How is it even possible to not visit this many boards?

*does the virgin type*

>>71046856
London = Londoff

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>>71046844
>Somerset

do you think i'm fucking gay mate, wrong county

>>71046806
Their green tea with lemon and honey is gorge.

Reminder the Rest of the UK is a diamond and London is a pile of shit

*virgin walks out of the thread*

>>71046696
Fair enough. If you don't have the confidence to even try living in London though then don't bother doing the fast stream. Stressful and competitive as fuck.

I was lucky to join the civil service as an experienced hire. See the fast streamers everywhere and 80% are right cunts. Aomost universally detested by non fast streamers too.

>>71046850
>*leaves the door open with the lights on outside your room*
FUCKING stupid FUCKING housemates ALWAYS leave the FUCKING landing lights on I swear to GOD

>>71046863
I wouldn't know a virgin types pal, good luck with that though

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You lads follow Peng on the Insta?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BQVn3JlAa03/

been here like over 8 years and I rekon most the boards ive never really posted on but might have clicked on once

ones I've deffo never ever even clicked on are as follows

a
c
e
f
h???
m
o
p
t
u
w
wg
i/ic?????????
vip
cm
hm
y
3
aco
an
asp
biz
cgl
diy
gf
his (actually didn't know this was a board until just looking right now)
jp
po
qst
tg
toy
trv
wsr

used to post on adv alot, idk why

would honestly rather kill myself than leave London

would consider leaving if I was offered 70k in somewhere like Bath or Edinburgh

>>71046926
NIGGER

>>71046926
this shit gimmick died off for a reason. FORN

pirates

Edgy

>>71046899
Dorset or Wiltshire

Wiltshire is actually an alright place so you better not be from there

>>71046777
Easily doable if you're happy to have not much of a social life. Check out SpareRoom and other rental sites, and you'll see that prices for standard 1-bed flats will be about £250-350pw. On £28k you'd be making just over £400 a week after taxes and student loan deductions I think, so that's fine. The place won't be huge obviously, but it'd suit your needs. Gf issue might be a bit more troublesome, but you never know, you might be able to talk her round. If not, then you have a decision to make.

>>71046853
What do you expect? It's been neglected by the British state for decades.

All the state cares about is arms manufacturing, creating an artificial boom in the housing market and the London financial sector.

>>71046856
Rasheed.

>>71046927
I used to post on adv a lot too.
>23 now started browsing b when I was 14
>Adv for a few years when I was 15
>Then fit for a few years
>Then pol
>Now int/pol/diy (I reckon diy has the most sane and mature people of any board on 4chan)

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supposed to be below sheffield and chester and above lincoln and stoke

north wales >>>> south """wales"""

>>71046926
Will never understand the obsession with this black lad.

Reviewbrah either.

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>>71046727
Yeah but 850, plus travel fees, then saving for a pension, then food, then social life, then buying things occasionally and trying to save a tiny bit I'd be living on the bread line.

Why the fuck is this country so shit at making anywhere that isn't London a place that actually has jobs?

>>71046856
I would think it was too if I grew up in a house where my parents owned it there, but as somebody coming from a northern town where I could rent a whole house for what it costs for a bedroom, it terrifies me.

>>71046905
>I was lucky to join the civil service as an experienced hire. See the fast streamers everywhere and 80% are right cunts. Aomost universally detested by non fast streamers too.

Can you tell me a bit more about fast streamers and why? Do they literally just get put in charge of people and do they rocket on to success?

It's bizarre, I don't understand how I will suddenly be put in charge of people or get to grips with a highly specialised area.

It makes no sense.

>>71046875
i really only browse like 5 or so boards

lots are really special interest/anime boards and i honestly just don't care about most of them

>>71046943
nobody wants to live in london m8

people who work there commute
people only live there permanently because they have nowhere else

>>71046980
it's literally just one yank nigger who is obsessed with him now

>>71046892
That really made me think.

Bath is the only good place in the UK the rest of a muslims shithole

>>71046927
/his/ is one of the better boards on here, was added late 2015

>>71046973
fucking Dorset mate

from the jewel of the southwest, Weymouth (i'm the OP so don't fucking mess with me)

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Was watching pic related earlier and it made me realise how much better memes used to be. So much more simple and meaningless, before the normies hijacked the Internet through social media.

Now popular memes are shit like "when bae says white people like spices #nochill" *.jpg of Kanye West looking annoyed*

now a pirate is using the n-word

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>>71047009
im fukn sorry mate. im so fukn sorry.

>>71046986
I get you, it's just I'm not interested in most boards either but at one point or another I've gotten linked there or just gone to shitpost.

>>71047020
yeah I always heard about it but just assumed it was a regular general on some other board

>>71046979
fuck off gog

>>71047019
Bath is another northern shithole

>>71047052
i've accidentally clicked on a few but i really wouldn't count it as a visit

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tfw no qt jewess gf

>>71046818
Many institutions are funded using a combination of public and private money. Anyway, I'm just spitballing ideas, my plan is VERY good and you know it.

>>71046983
Don't pension contributions automatically come out of your salary, and get supported with additional contributions from your employer? You might want to save some money extra, but you won't go without a pension if you don't.

>>71047019
not even the best place with georgian homes

>>71047035
the golden era has passed

atleast we lived to see it

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>dorset

opted to have 3 cheese sandwiches with hummus instead of butter

>>71047083
Is Jackie any good?

>>71047074
bath is the south you mong

>>71047084
it's a radical centrist strategy and I like it

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>devon

Bath is objectively the best place in the UK, without a doubt

>>71047019
Bath is the only place so far that can tempt me from north yorkshire

>>71047084
>Don't pension contributions automatically come out of your salary, and get supported with additional contributions from your employer? You might want to save some money extra, but you won't go without a pension if you don't.

Fucked if I know, I joined a private company out of uni who just paid into some investment company about 200 quid month then I got made redundant.

No idea how civil service pensions work but I imagine they'll want me to cough up some of my monthly salary first.

>>71047083
Never met a Jew, would like to meet one of them one day.

is this a deano choon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAmDJAxNMi0

>>71047113
see>>71046356

>>71047019
Bathonian here, superb post

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tfw to intelligent

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>all the copycat channels are dead or irrelevant
>the original nuttah shines on brighter than ever

bath is a great place

t. Exeter

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The last hour of work is always the longest...

>bbc telling me to look at the sky to see a comet
>mag 7.5

yeah nah

>>71047147
i recently found out my childhood best friend is jewish

unironically wished I lived in london lads

were it not for the exorbitant prices and all the non whites it would be the perfect city

so much going on all the time

cornwall is a northern shithole

wessex is rightful welsh clay

refute this (you can't)

>>71046977
I posted on /k/ for ages as well
not fully seriously but still cringing a little at my former edge

nowadays I just stay on /int/ with the occasional trip to /tv/ before I get annoyed at the genuine/false stupidity and leave

would post on /out/ if I had enough dollars to be an epic traveller man

>This lad actually beating 50k applicants to actually get on the fast stream and bottling it

Christ

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>>71047167
Runt.

want to get pissed with the lads but can't. spent 2 grand on a bucks last weekend and ambulance bill for the weekend before. body is fucked

>>71047199
fuck off only mercia is part of wales

>southernmost point of britain is the north

really gets the cogs whirling

HEY MAMBO
MAMBO ITALIANO HEY MAMBO

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feels good senpai

>>71047196
>were it not for the slimy smelly poo all over it this would be the perfect sandwich!

London is a nice place to visit for a weekend, that's all.

>>71047204
He probably wouldn't get it on it anway, civil service will be looking for genderqueer muslim catkins to fill their diversity quota

>>71047218
my man

>>71047196
>so much going on all the time

Why do you want that? Would much rather a quiet, comfy life with less pay.

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thinking about getting 2

>>71047218
Literally the virgin alignment.

Bath is as expensive as London

>>71047238
is she hot?

>>71047280
bummer

>>71047280
Tragic

>>71047280
only works if you're skinny and have an 8/10 face m8

>>71047280
JUST

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>>71047221
>australians pay for ambulances

fully automated luxury communism when?

>>71047280
all of those are fucking awful

just get a nice smart side part style

not an ice gem haircut

>>71047280
6 is best. but not in that style.

>>71047280
i have 6

>>71047290
He stole it from somewhere else on the chon you drip

>>71047280
ah yes essex

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>>71047315
soon

>>71047221
so that's why they call it a bucks night isn't it

>>71047340
prove it

>>71047311
Yeah I'm not an ambo member so I had to pay like $1100, Should just pull out ambo cover for like $200 a year

>>71047286
keeps the runts away

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post irish yuss

>>71047347
"I won't rest until every white apologises" - Jeremy Corbyn, Letter to Soros

>>71047280
I get a number 2 on the sides and about half off the top to leave it a bit longer and get it blended in desu.

>>71047357
Filename

Jesus

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thinking of getting this cut next time lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6HRz8POu5w

>>71047359
if that's actually a thing not a bad idea

>>71047357
>4chan filename
>Yank flag
It's autismo Yank posting his shitty bait and you bited

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the goal

>>71047390
that isn't proof

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>>71047394

>>71047359
>Australians need an ambulance license with an annual fee

>if they don't have it they have to walk to the hospital of pay hundreds

>>71047410
just want undeniable proof. is that too much to ask mate?

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how did he get away with it for so long?

http://blog.bumble.com/

im going to be in one of the success stories on this blog one day

What happened to gdp lad? UK gdp threads were almost daily during the summer

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the goal

>>71047479
Ded

>>71047426
Absolutely love the Brendan Fraser gimmick

One of the best

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>alri lad we're at the hospital, that was quick it only took 10 minutes
>that'll be eleven hundred australian dollars please

Exhausted my 'likes' on Tinder for the 2nd day in a row, but I am now up to the grand total of 2 matches since moving to London, and they're both solid 6/10s which isn't bad. Shan't be messaging either of them though desu.

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Hope you lads have all released your inner gorilla today

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YOU'RE NOT GONNA RAISE THAT FUCKIN PRICE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkVH4z5Aazw

>>71047512
What's his book called again?

Chimpanzee Mentality?

>>71046983
Fast stream is used as a route to get good uni grads in because they wouldn't apply to a normal civil service job without the promise of almost guaranteed promotion for the next however many years.

You won't suddenly be put in charge of people. You'll get about two years of experience before leading a small team. Because of their good academic background many think incredibly highly of themselves and are very entitled. There are, of course, a number who are genuinely very intelligent, grounded and mature people.

Fast streamers seem to get propelled forwards purely because of the fast-stream cabal. Naturally, there's a point where you won't progress for lack of ability. But you'll probably find a role you like and get good at it.

There are a surprising amount of civil service employees that are hopeless (e.g., PAs that joined in the 60s and never left). So leading them isn't difficult. And because people move jobs so often, most don't become specialist in their area.

Needless to say, the specialised teams will be staffed and led by specialists.

I'm not sure what the specifics of the fast stream are.

If I were a uni grad, I probably wouldn't turn it down.

This post is a little bit incoherent because I'm quite drunk.

>>71047449
famous people get away with anything. it was well known what he was doing within the industry

see michael jackson or pete townshend

>>71047280
alri deano

this is already out of fashion btw

>>71047520
June 2015 feels like so long ago

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>alri lad we're at the hospital, that wasn't quick it took 10 months for a hip replacement
>that'll be 0 canadian dollars please

>>71047496
>"u-uhhh, sorry I left my wallet in the mangled remains of my car"
>they take you back to the crash site and dump you in a ditch

Screaming

>>71047520
best yank president ever

Just got an invite to a FB group lads

>>71047493


>gimmick


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlvCkm2qcHs

>>71047520
and now Donald Trump buddys up to Saudi Arabia
amazing how things change

>>71047479
brexit

>>71047488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM8LLp7Q5WQ

>>71047104
If this came out now, there'd be people triggered by these white boys culturally appropriating rap, and calling them privileged for being allowed on a bus when people of colour with daysavers get kicked off just for not being white, and also not being given the death sentence for smoking the reefer in the corner. Then they'd go back to tweeting pictures of Beyoncé.

*sees you drinking smart water*
waheyy you fucking nerd think you're smart?
*takes your bottle*
*puts cap on*
*runs 20 metres away from you*
*starts bottleflipping*
*runs another 20 metres when you get close*
*start bottleflipping again*
*lands one*
*dabs*

its weird like when I get a big injury and I have to go the hospital, in some strange way I kinda enjoy it

all the blood and mess, the scar you get afterwards, the pain even

sitting in the hospital chatting bollocks with the nurse for an hour while she stitched my leg back together might have genuinely been the highlight of my year

>>71047520
ah yes, swearing. that always changes someone's mind in a negotiation

>supposed to go out tonight
>keep getting texts from qt asking me to come out
>say no
>she goes mental

like fuck am i getting a cab at 12:20 to stand in line for 1 hour to then sit in a shit club for 1 hour.

>>71047575
top lad

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>>71047493

>>71047613
sorry to be rude, but can you kindly fuck off please?
many thanks

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alri lads here's the costs of ambulance cover

anyone else sort of looking forward to seeing Islam becoming the main religion in Britain?

will be funny watching fat white slags forced into hijabs and stoned for being sluts

>>71047537
Before people call me a bitter/jealous cunt, this is based on my experience with fast streamers. When they learn I'm not a fast streamer but I'm the same age as them, they try to treat me like shit because they assume I'm low-tier, when in fact I'm usually more senior than them.

>>71047574
my hypothesis as to why they're so expensive is that abos could theoretically use them as taxis into built up areas to beg and steal

>>71047612
manlet detected

>>71047641
no ive got nothing else to do now

>>71047649
what the fuck

>>71047655
yeh mate cant wait its going to be great

>>71047649
>the city of capitalism

>>71047649
not bad for 5 years

bring back brothels but visits are only on prescription for virgins

5'8"

>>71047655
>i'll finally get a qt brown gf

: )

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Why haven't you adopted a MAGA mindset?

>>71047669
Is civil service easy to get into if you're not applying fast stream and you go to a decent russel uni?

>>71047655
It does suck, but that is a nice silver lining.

sat here learning japanese like a fucking weeb

>>71047612

you're 5'6'' maximum

>>71047537
Thanks lad, it's honestly a little weird for me because I'm not some posh oxbridge grad but just a random northerner so it's all quite weird.

I feel like the fast stream will end up being management where you're resented by everybody you work with because they feel you're cheating.

Hopefully I can just do it and move out of London

>>71047725
>she wil submit to your every whim
>stay at home all day and do everything
>be there to greet you with a cheeky bj when you get home

The future is bright

>>71047649
if i was paying this I'd be ringing them any time I broke a nail
how else are you going to get your moneys worth

but of course they would increasing your fees with each claim.
so you never get your moneys worth

insurance is such a scam

8'2 here

>>71047613
FOAC

>>71047743
お前なんか日本語を出来ないでしょ

>>71047689
>>71047711
>>71047649
>>71047783
*rubs hands*
>>71047713
theyre all the same price you braindead runt7

>>71047649
>Eleven hundred dollarydoos
wew

>>71047649
Bit weird

half-term lads

want to go out but all my current lads are 16/17 and my other lads are either at uni or go to shit clubs and wouldn't fancy popping down the golden lion for kareoke with the older lasses

australian dollars is worth nothing

$100 is like £20

>>71047794
can't read that except for nippon

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>gf is snoring again

>>71047814
bit rude

>>71047831
this is a man

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>>71047649
Absolutely liberal

>>71047814
will will still in time choose higher private cover over National insurance, council tax and licence fee despite the incomparable value for money of the latter

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fucking love being 6'5" lads

would honestly kill myself if I was belo 6'3"

it's fucking great, get good looks from girls all the time even though I'm not that good looking

if I looked the same now but was 5'10" girls wouldn't even acknowledge me

>>71047868

her insta has just become a far left platform of cancer

5'9 and dream of suicide daily because of it

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Lmao what a joke these people are

>>71047899
Reee

>>71047899
asdfg

>>71047682
>>71047753
don't get your logic

>>71047899
thats because you're ugly

are you a virgin?

im 5'10 and make plenty of girls nervous

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>>71047930

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me and the gf

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>fucking love being 6'5" lads
>would honestly kill myself if I was belo 6'3"
>it's fucking great, get good looks from girls all the time even though I'm not that good looking
>if I looked the same now but was 5'10" girls wouldn't even acknowledge me

>>71047951
girls are just money sinks 2bh

>>71047968
>gif
fuck off

>>71047880
Yanks are even worse than brits at languages, disregarding the 30% of people who are CHI

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>tfw 6'2"
why was i born a manlet

might as well end it

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Richard Drax

wank stained wee pits

>>71047975
thats true thats why i got a rich gf, found out women arent worth it for other reasons though

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>>71047649
>Emergency ambulance services are NOT free

>>71047732
Depends on what work experience you have. I've been working full time since I left school at 16, and I was managing small teams when I was 18. Joined when I was 21 and they didn't give a shit about my education as long as I met the bare minimum requirements. I got in on a level 3 diploma.

>>71047757
There are a fair amount of non-posh people to be fair. You can really manage your own career after a certain amount of time. If you don't feel like you're ready to lead a team then I'm sure they won't force you to do it. I'm good friends with a fast streamer that turned down a role like that because she felt like she'd be resented by her team for lack of experience. I'm quite confident she'll do very well in the future.

>>71047990
not true at all but okay

>>71048007
other reasons?

Going to get another 'der

>>71048042
she was immature as hell

women dont mature until their mid 20s, like most people i suppose

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>>71048044
Just finished a homemadecoffeeliquerwithextrarum

>>71048030
*40% of people. My mistake

5'10 and never been called short

if anything a few family members have said i'm tall

grow up, cunts and runts

what time are you guys planning on going to bed?

>>71048009
>There are a fair amount of non-posh people to be fair. You can really manage your own career after a certain amount of time. If you don't feel like you're ready to lead a team then I'm sure they won't force you to do it. I'm good friends with a fast streamer that turned down a role like that because she felt like she'd be resented by her team for lack of experience. I'm quite confident she'll do very well in the future.


Could I ask one last thing lad? Do you know if it's possible to do work outside of London on the fast stream or if there are loads of civil service jobs worth having outside of it?

I know most of it is in London but there are departments scattered everywhere but I live near Manchester and there seems to be fuck all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gikTLi1Tk_c

>Islamstralia

>>71047930
the irony in this image is reaching unprecedented levels

>>71048009
/brit/ poster makes long post, expects me to read it - DIES! Many such cases! Sad!

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>im 5'10 and make plenty of girls nervous

What is this general about? First timer here la

Do all las on here pretend to be British las and have a jolly good ol' time?

>>71048112
joe rogan is the most powerful man on earth.

Buckling up for another dream tonight where I have the perfect gf and am not lonely in the slightest.

These dreams have been recurring for the past week. It's blissful during but so, so painful afterwards as I wake up and realise that all that bliss was not real.

>>71048077
Only shit ones are outside of London.

You can always do it for a while, meet loads of people, get a sick CV and leave for a good private sector job outside of London. I'll do that when (((if))) I start a family and what more money to support them.

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>>71048116
>>71048116
>>71048116

new /brit/

>>71048086
who's this cheap knockoff reviewbrah