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What's some good music from the 1980's

>>71044341

no

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Orkney mythology 2bh lads

"""Monica"''' would get beaten in the street in Russia. Why can't brits sort their shit out?

fuckin love buckfast. its a great bed time drink after a couple of pills at the cloob

What we drinking tonight then lads

need a bf

>>71044488
The ol' 'ear 'der

can't do it lads

had all my pills and the bottle of voddy, sat on the floor now crying my eyes out

wish i wasn't such a fanny haha banter

>>71044515
have a fap to this lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZPDpqTh7CY

Normie brothers on a night out.

Looks like I'll be awake until the early hours of the morning to make sure he doesn't throw up and then try to eat and then throw up again.

fuck off chester

>>71044488
Stella Artois Cidre

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Me.

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>tfw too dumb and poor for PC gaming

>>71044405
How is this fascinating genre of music called?

Why do they look like Slavs, except with longer and sharper noses lmao

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>>71044528
>kiss bye bye to your fanny being tight

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>>71044560
doesn't need a name cause YAT YAT THUGS ARE NUMBER WAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

whats a good starter whisky

Absolute state of people who think attacking a man sleeping with your gf/wife is acceptable. It's not his responsibility to not fuck your wife it's your wife's responsibility to not fuck other men.

>>71044595
Jameson

>>71044595
JD

*tosses*

>>71044524
wahey

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>>71044596
>

>>71044606
>>71044619
reeee y*nks f*ck off

>>71044593
fookin buckay

71044428

Yeah he died
No we didnt have any stigma, aunt was quite estranged from us, we ive in a completely different area of the country and have done for a very long time.

My grandma was very unhappy about the whole situation as she is very concerned about appearances but it doesnt seem to have had any long term social effect, as far as i can tell.

Apart from the man is dead and left a daughter without her father

>>71044596
Gentlemen do not indulge adulterous wives.

>>71044593
Impeccable musical taste lad.

I legit can't tell if they are saying something coherent or just repeating on

>>71044606
>>71044610
both of these are pretty bad

JD especially

>>71044595
an actual good starter whisky is glenfiddich 12, which is actually nice and not particularly expensive, maybe 2-3 pound more per bottle than some regular stuff like jamesons

bulleit bourbon is good too

>>71044488
water

>>71044482
because we're not all closeted faggots like you russians

>>71044595
Jameson, Jackie D's, Grants, Ballantines, anything aged that you can find in the supermarket.

>>71044661
whats dorking like

>>71044673
Kick tae kill
stab for a laugh
GYTO'S hiding in their gaff
Anton McGinley you fucking bunnet
You know the fleeto will always run it
Gill wee man you're the height of shite
One kick in the arse
you'll take a flight
Slashed nae cheek then crack nae jaw
and your head put through the wall
Are you trying to say that we fucking run?
We stab each other for fucking fun
and we don't run we fucking walk
YAT YAT thugs are run amok
Cammy pal you think you're a bear? You'll get kicked right down the stairs
Anton McGinley who are you? I saw you on the bus anmd you didn't have a clue.
YAT YAT fleeto
This is a tune fae the YAT YAT Thugs
Drinkin wine and taking drugs
greenfaulds boy loves the sack
_ Wilson is fucking back
Dylan pal il ge you a by cause on the phone you were gonna cry
This is back its fkn sound
after that were greenfaulds bound
Fuck your carbrain
cause now its to diss again
Tom Tom Rogers no got a chance
Whip oot a can his da will dance
face it mate your on the smack
you got flaired by a left hook crack.
were the boys fae the Y.A.T
Cairns birds got an STD
aww wit haha take ma go

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>JD

Gassing

>>71044673
one syllable on repeat*

kek I need a translation.

I think I made out "Fooken".

just back from the pub lads. caused a big brawl and literally beat the shit out of everyone there

you get a free pint if you can take out 10 lads at once. I left with a whole keg

was 1c and snowing today yet it felt warm

felt really nice, not like bitter shit

dont understand weather

>>71044596
it is absolutely acceptable

only a coward or a man with no self respect would think otherwise

>>71044697
I do not live in dorking

*enters thread*

hello I have a reservation booked for 11pm

>>71044724
don't understand YOU

*playfully punches your arm*

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>>71044702
EXPLAIN ME BRITISH CULTURE LADS

>>71044745
but you must know about it

there is a mini russian posting here

>>71044750
Sorry you're 35 seconds late. I'm afraid we've given your spot to a nice Muslim family.

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>>71044750
here's ya tune lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKx-PKBxjdg

>>71044756
poo wank

>>71044514
No, but that sort of area. It's about an image (least serious category, but illegal nonetheless) that was allegedly on his computer which he allegedly sent to someone else on a chatroom (he's denied everything). So now they've confiscated a shitload of computer equipment from our house while they investigate further and banned him from living at our house for the last 6 months.

desu I'd obviously prefer it if he was innocent and the police drop all charges, but the biggest problem isn't even the criminal proceedings - he'd get a community sentence or a short prison sentence at most. The biggest problem is if the media get hold of it, it'd fuck my family right up. I still have younger sisters at school and they'd get bullied to shit because of it, one of them has already become anorexic and bulimic since it happened, and I'm sure it's because of this.

>>71044724
wasn't snowing here but was like 1c with cloudy/sunny weather

was very nice. I love going for a cycle where its cold enough I can wear my nice mountain jacket, and go fast but not really work up a sweat

ultimate comfy

in 1649 to st george's hill

reminder that mate protecting is beta behaviour

alphas don't mate protect because they know that the females will choose them for their superior genetics

I drink malibu rum

it's very nice

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>>71044765
Hehe, y-yeah.

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>>71044750
Would that be a table for one sir?

>>71044789
Literally tastes like suntan lotion

reminder cycling in the city is safer than in the countryside

>>71044774
why would the media give a shit, is your dad an actor on corrie

if you're saying least serious category I'm guessing like it must be 17 year olds or 18-19 year olds without consent

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>>71044750
Ahh yes, your table is over here sir

>>71044789
t. teenage girl

>>71044596
To attack him is understandable
I dont think to murder is, i think 27 years was harsh considering the situation though, should have been 10 or 15 years


>>71044764
I have never been there as far as i can remember, so it is not fair for me to judge it.
But it is near guildford, which is quite nice, and is in an quite beautiful ruralish area so i would say it is probably a pretty average southern town.

>>71044842
Outstanding post.

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>bf's still not back from the pub
>closing time for shop drinks is now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

Dj Fuckin Badboy here
Steamin as Shite,
Am 'boot ti tell you a story
'Boot ma Friday night.

Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose,
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose.
What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week,
But it's the fuckin best.

So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the fuckin beat

Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal

Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal

Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set
It tastes like shit but... nae sweat
I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin

Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad
I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad
I gied her a drink and I hud one tae
Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...

I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal

>>71044787
this statement couldn't be more false

watch like 1 nature documentary

trying to mate with an already paired female is a ubiquitously beta trait

>>71044864
thank you german synthwave bf

there is literally not one single good song from the 1970's

>>71044774
if an old man is using chatrooms then something aint right

>>71044740
It's completely illogical. It's not the blokes fault your wife is a whore

>>71044842
This was photo was actually set up, all the other redditors are behind the camera

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB0f-3-QbHs

>>71044787
>that bit in the Bible where Joseph pretends his wife is his sister and lets her get raped for banter

God was the original L.A.D.

>>71044887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

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just heard the news

disappointed in you lot

>>71044903
t. spacker sitting down

>>71044887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2qI6UDD2uQ

here you are

>>71044887
making plans for nigel

>>71044919
what have we done now

So I was watching this homemade porn clip where this girl fills the guy's ass with some kind of cream and then laps it up when he farts it out.

But she'd probably be grossed out if someone like me offered to take her out to dinner.

>>71044866
thats because you order 2 or 3 pints at last orders and get really smashed

have you ever been to a pub

>>71044898
so what? logic doesn't really take precedence in this situation

paul van dyke 2bh lads

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>>71044907
Are Jezza 2bh lads

>>71044919
not any of your bloody business is it mate

>>71044887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unfzfe8f9NI

>>71044866
garages sell booze 24/7

ah yes women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvEKhdkmSnk

>>71044959
They don't have pubs in Romania

Why do people get so triggered over breastfeeding? What's wrong with it?

>>71044949
banned trump from addressing parliament

>>71044917
>>71044937
>>71044942
absolutely horrendous posts lads

>>71044988
stunning post lad

>>71045020
oh fuck off you swedish bastard

>muh abba
fuck off

>>71044959
>>71044991

Just meant that he was supposed to get me a few extra drinks from the shop, but now in the middle of nowhere, I'll be way too sober.

haven't stopped moving my body today lads, my genetic expression is going to be positive

>>71045041

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>71044977
>>71044907
>muh corbyn
you lot will get what's coming to you, mark my words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

Why are scottish like this?

>>71045042
maybe he got them and is already on the way back

don't doubt him la

>>71045072
Why are *Glaswegians like this

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>>71045041
you in the pic

>>71045004
they should do it before they go out of the house

it's immodest to get your tits out in public and breastfeed your child
and it's also rude to be disgusted at that, so it annoys me that I can't speak out about it without getting funny looks

>>71044839
He's done lots of work in the local community and is well-known (and well-liked), and nothing happens in my town, so I'm pretty sure it would be a pretty big story locally. I don't really know what's supposedly on the image, they described it to me and told me the official category, but obviously I can't say "I don't quite understand, can you show it to me so that I get a better idea?". It wouldn't really change things if it was just an image like that though - people would just see '_____ on trial for _____' and the outrage would commence, no one really cares about the nuance.

>>71044891
Maybe not, I've known for a long time that he's had multiple affairs despite still being with my mum, but that doesn't mean I want to see him disgraced and my family go through all this stress.

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>shit day at work
>Sat in the back garden smoking a cigar listening to some tunes
>Take my earphones out, hear an exaggerated cough and a window slam from the flat above mine

Wonder if they said anything
It's two couples that live above me. Brunette with a jew looking guy and a blonde girl with a weedy black guy

Sorry but if I'm not allowed to smoke in my own garden where am I allowed to smoke?
>London

>>71045072
gonnae pump yer maw

Can someone explain this Greater London meme to me?
Is it like people on the outskirts on London are more right wing than the pakis in the actual city ?

>>71045110
>paying 2k a month for the privilege of living like that
ah yes, london

>>71045110
>living in a flat
>having a garden

one of these things is not like the other
PS: fuck them

>>71045105
>described it to me and told me the official category

may as well just tell us here lad
my curiosity glands are pulsating

if your biceps aren't thicker than your neck then ur a pleb

>>71045110
>shared garden

disgusting

haitiANO

>>71045110
those gloves are shit, they dont last long until the insides come out
t. grafter

>smoking

lucky they didn't throw a bucket over you, stupid little cunt

>>71045213
Greater London

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Shall be heading off to bed. I wish you all a nice evening and pleasent dreams. Goodnight, /brit/.

>>71045110
cigars smell fucking great they should jump off their balconies

who else /radicalcentrist/?

>>71045220
kill yourself Reddit

>>71045213
Oh calm down, we all know its bad for you but one or two every now and again is no trouble

>>71045220
Reddit

>>71045072
are glaswegians the slavs of the british isles

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*opens a bottle of wine*

>>71045212
do u use those organge ones with the rubber mesh all over the surface

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I'm 23 lads

feel like this is basically another pubescence for me

I'm really starting to question all my beliefs and wondering what it means to be a man

I feel like I'm starting to consider all sides of an argument and take a more holistic approach to situations

it's high time you all grew up too

>blonde girl with a black guy

is it possible to get anymore cliché?

>>71045290
haha

fuck off

united states of ameristein

>>71045232
Night night franz


>>71045283
ah yes, the so-called loneliness

post nice legs

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>>71045152
I (((only))) pay 700 after bills
I am in a 3 person share though

>>71045160
I'm in the ground floor flat

>>71045197
Garden is just for my flat

>>71045238
Was a good cigar too. I did try my best to blow the smoke round the corner (kinda ruins the experience desu)

Just wonder if they saw I had my earphones in and if they said anything

>>71045291
only if they're american

>>71045288
yeah they're shit at first because they feel bulky but once you wear them for a while they're alright

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gonae play morrowind till mindnight then go to bed

haha reddit

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>I (((only))) pay 700 after bills
>I am in a 3 person share though
WAILING

>>71045163
That was pretty much it really, they just said it was a composite Category C image (least serious category - can't remember what the official boundaries are for that, but you can look it up if you like) of someone underage. If it's a composite image I don't know which part of it was supposedly underage, or how they determine that unless it's really obvious. In any case, I don't really know what it supposedly was, and I don't really want to. I just want to suppress the story from ever seeing the light of day (except on 4chan of course, where the anonymity allows me to talk about it and it's cathartic).

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>see some chick's profile online
>it mentions she loves 'the creative pursuits of dancing, drawing, writing and singing'
>decide to ask about it as my first message
>following exchange takes place

The absolute state of things

>>71045346
why do yanks wear such baggy trousers and shorts lmfao

fat cunts

don't tell me how to live my life

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>I (((only))) pay 700 after bills
>I am in a 3 person share though

>>71044872
Tom is that you

>>71045367
seems like a confrontational aggressive bitch.
get in there lad haha

I saw Nigel Farage at a Sainsbury's in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a cunt and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Lion Bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

http://www.elmundo.es/cultura/2017/02/09/589c2cb3e5fdea05058b45fe.html

>Francia abre la puerta de las películas con sexo explícito a los menores de 18 años
nice, france is pretty cool in my book

>>71045367

typical insecure runt of a woman

>>71045268
>>71045213
I literally smoke twice a week maximum

They do take about an hour to smoke though

>>71045359
Thing is though I live in zone 1 and save 1500-2k a month, which is probably more than you earn each month total
>>71045387

ARGH HELP ME THEODEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmTz7EAYLrs

>>71045110
I'm not a smoker and think it's a pretty stupid habit, but I feel sorry for you guys when I see the restrictions put on you these days. I work in architecture, and for offices to meet certain environmental building standards, employees are not even allowed to smoke on the outdoor grounds of the building. Before you know it you'll have to be able to legally prove you were 100m away from the nearest human before smoking or you're committing an offence.

>>71045367
just reply "fiesty ;)"

>>71045426
my bedroom desu, sod off or I'll call the vicar

>>71045415
where exactly do you live

>>71045320
Well at least you have the garden, but no sunbathing naked for you

>>71045421
in canada they're already making it so that you can't even smoke in your own home

>>71045426
*pushes you down there*

haha

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>paying the best part of a grand a month to live with three strangers
>londoners think this is enviable and the height of luxury
COULD NOT FABRICATE

>>71045360
>composite Category C image

Category C: ‘Images of erotic posing’.
This category is included to capture other
prohibited images which do not fall within A
and B above. ‘Erotic posing’ is a term used
in the SGC guideline but may be misleading.
There may be cases where an image is not
posed or ‘erotic’ but could still be deemed
indecent, for example, a naked picture of a
child not engaged in sexual activity but with
a focus on the child’s genitals. The Council
invites views on whether this category
could be defined differently to better reflect
indecent images not captured in A and B.


interesting

though it does make me wonder, you see I really wouldn't expect the police to make a big deal about prosocuting when its just 1 image, you can always claim it was there by some sort of accident or w/e

would expect dozens or hundreds

I just want a qt gf to go glastonbury (the town not the festival) with and get magic water and go in the hippy shops with then climb the tor :/

any lads got this feeling?

>Turkey just pushing into Al-Bab
>SAA on the edge of Al-Bab

ladss

I've been looking at a lot of video games recently

Why do they make such terrible design decisions or just have entire parts seem rushed, unfinished or just outright ugly? They all seem really unprofessional despite some of them having hundreds of people working on them

Business idea: make a good video game

>>71045486
i imagine only if you have children

>>71045367
"The only thing you are challenging are the scales"

say it

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>why yes I inhale tar and rat poison into my lungs and pay extortionate rates for the pleasure to do so

>>71045426
*doesn't look where i'm going and walks straight down it*

woops haha

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how much for a gram of ket these days lads? back in my day (4 years ago) it was £15 a gram

>>71045499
he's a nonce then

Smokers tears are delicious, it's disgusting and you should be banned from smoking everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqA3ivAN6uI

so lads
AJ or Klitshcko??

>taking drugs of any kind

don't do this

>>71045530
>he calls it ket

lol virgin

>>71045520
I think stopping the conversation is the best option

>>71045537
Greater London

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>>71045063
Oh yeah, what's that lad?

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>this entire thread

ah yes, virgin-shaming day is nearly upon us

>>71045530
guy down the street makes loads of ket in his bath tub and gives it out to everyone for free

i got u senpai

Business idea:make cigarettes illegal and legalise cannabis

>>71045512
there are reasons for this

basically the big producers are at a stage and have been for a while where they know what sells
so they do the bare minimum, fewer man-hours still loads of cash

then when a more daring company, rockstar for instance puts a shitton of work in, and makes something great at a higher risk. the EA's and the Ubisofts just start churning out lower-tier carbon copies of that new format to once again make megabucks

money takes precedence over quality in the gaming industry and right now they are sitting on a winning forumula

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>>71045582
Reckon I'll be staying home that day

>>71045421
I'm not even a regular smoker.

I'm only 23 and I remember the days my dad used to take me to the pub and people all smoked inside. Feel bad for people for whom it's actually a regular thing.

>>71045527
You don't inhale cigar smoke you nonce

>>71045498
>Work in London for 10-15 years
>Move back to the countryside and buy a castle with a moat to raise your well educated family in

Ah yes, what am I even thinking. Terrible idea.

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>>71045582

>>71045565
free helicopter ride for you commie

>>71045563
Rasheed.

>someone tells the musicians in music videos what to wear

dafuq? I'd just show up wearing whatever the fuck and be like 'what do you mean I'm supposed to wear that? haha fuck off!' before shouting something like 'alright lets record this fucking thing, ACTION!' and getting further pissed demanding to know what the fuck a 'director' even is or what he does anyway

>>71045562
There are no repercussions for ruining her day so you might as well put her down a notch

>>71045530
was £15 a gram when i was hard on the K too.

great fun 2bh. halcyon days.

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any else fancy no alarms and no surprises tbf? :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg

>>71045535
seems so

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>2017
>Doesn't smoke

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

>>71045415
in 2 years you can do a full deano and buy a mercedes GT

>>71045655
it smells disgusting

smokers should be kneecapped and blinded

>>71045582
free Subway day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44CQbWDDd64

choon

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>finally get a match message me on Bumble
>she's fat

>>71045415
I wasnt having a go at you lad

Cigars are fine, only runts hate cigars

>>71045599
Ah, so it's the consumer's fault for eating up the shit games?

>>71045633
>this post

>>71045710
first thing I smoked was a cigar at aimees party

got a right rough voice after, miss being 14

is it REALLY fun to stay at the YMCA? aren't those places full of homeless junkies. sounds kind of shit to me 2bh

>>71045499
I think that quite often they'll get the warrant based on one image and then use that as justification to seize all the computer equipment in the house and bring it in for testing. They put everything through some preliminary scanners (for example, my phone, tablet, and PC were all tested then returned to me), and then others get confiscated for good until they either press charges or drop the case. But I'm not sure how they decide what to bring in, because they took a photo card which I know for a fact only contains images of me paragliding and nothing else, so I hope they enjoyed looking at that.

In any case, that's when, quite often, they'll find albums of hundreds or thousands of similar images. Even if my dad's guilty of what they've alleged (and I should stress he says he's completely innocent), I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any big albums like that, so I don't know what they'd do if it was just the one image. He's got good solicitors, so hopefully they'd be able to bully the police into dropping it.

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>>71045685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lxjwttVXdg

>tfw no 1950s gf

I'm going to say something radical now.


I could have got more money for a car if I'd sold it privately rather than with We Buy Any Car.

Yeah, that's right, they're letting me say that in an advert for We Buy Any Car.

But, like most people , I value my time.

>>71045743
oh fuck off

Laptop charger is fucked. Having to mobile post. Truly awful.

>>71045711
more or less yeah

the reason I think it works so well is a lot of gamers, not all but alot are very young. So there isn't an experience aspect where people are looking back and saying "nah thats shit, not buying that anymore" because for every 20 something who stops buying cod, theres a 10 year old getting it for the first time, hence them being able to rehash cod4 for literally over a decade and still make profit

>>71045678
*kneecaps and blinds you*

>>71045743
You can stay there and I'm sure you'll find many ways to have a good time.

*produces a mallet from my pocket*
*Obliterates the bollocks of the nearest smoker*

>>71045711
yes, people vote with their dollars


ever notice how the more the hordes of normies enjoyed vidya the worse games in general got?

dl-ing from the 'seek

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any non gaylord lads from dorset here

Only one muslim country doesn't let women drive.
Only two muslim countries force women to wear the hijab.

Do NOT paint all muslims with the same brush.

Might make a cheese sandwich

or maybe two

quick lads, recommend me a fun film, preferably with action and/or monsters

YMCAs stuck in my head now thanks lads

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might rewatch sopranos for the third time lads

absolute tv kino

*pours a 40 for my dead homie trayvon*

>>71045710
Yeah sorry, I'm replying to people a bit liberally

>>71045659
Will probably end up doing it desu and driving it off a cliff at warp speed. I'm so lonely. I'm never going to get a gf let alone a family

>>71045729
>Wake up in the morning after smoking the night before
>Sound like James Brown
Luvs it I do

>>71045470
Vauxhall

Can still buy a place here for under 300k and the area is about to skyrocket. Good investment

fuck is bumble

the world is just a game for france 2bh . they choose victors

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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

>>71045844
pacific rim has both of those things

>>71045844
Doom. With Karl Urban and the Rock.

dumb pirate frogposter

>>71045834
If you want to be accepted fill your corner shop with cheap Polish lager you filthy brown animal

>>71045850
what about star wars?

or perhaps I could cube up some of the cheese and impale it on little sticks
and then add some pineapple chunks too

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turn 21 in 25 minutes, lads.

>>71045843
fat shit

>>71045844
hardboiled

Theory:a lot of /brit/ lads post on /tv/

>>71045874
Pacific rim is literally a 10/10 film in every way ngl

>>71045861
>the area is about to skyrocket.
yeah so is your rent

vauxhall/waterloo is long overdue for redevelopment, I don't know why they haven't knocked the place down already

>>71045880
>>71045874
>>71045906

cheers lads

>>71045895
ah yes I remember my 21st birthday

shagged a prostitute because I couldn't be arsed organising a night out with my mates
told them I was doing a thing with my family
(and told my family I was doing a thing with my mates)

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doing a listen (and a cry, If I'm honest)

doing a contemplate life, lads
is going poorly

>>71044405
Calton tongs now have blacks in them what a fuck up.

>>71045844
Pan's Labyrinth

>>71045850
dunno how you have the time or energy for that

watched it once, it was good but i very rarely bother rewatching tv shows or films

>>71045711
too many retards keep buying shit games

pc plebs in particular

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http://supforums.com/thread/70562980/international/brit.html

Proper weird how there's all these forums out on the internet just recycling /brit/ threads to make it look like they have traffic

Think of all your posts just out there, endlessly repeated, with no-one reading them

>>71045918
characters are a bit weak but yeah its great

>>71045895
I was posting on the 'chon as I turned 21 as well haha. Good lad.

>>71045909
no shit

/tv/ is the best board on here so it makes sense

Watched Donnie darko recently lads. FANTASTIC movie. Who knew Maggie gyllenhaal used to be fit

>>71045950
Virus do not click

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>>71045939

>>71045950
there are loads of websites like that

they're all scams for advertisement revenue. advert companies don't know they're a fake site, they rake in money

>>71045939
Bit weird though

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i want to fucking top myself

Imagine going to a brothel and then seeing a relative or a friend as a prostitute

would be mad

>>71045950
How much dosh do you reckon they make off it?

>>71045861
Living in Waterloo for £450pcm desu, hope you're jelly.

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It ain't me

It ain't me

I ain't no senators son

>>71046007
would be some proper banter though aye

>>71045950
>>71046000
>Disable AdBlock to view this page
kek
nty

>>71046007
Give us mates rates then mum go on

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>>71045926
They are knocking down Vauxhall. Half of it is turning into the new diplomatic quarter.

Need to find a gf so I can halve my rent.

>>71046012
Are you a student?

[Desire for girlfriend intensifies]

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/b/ taught me to be strange
/fit/ taught me to be strong
/pol/ taught me to be angry
/brit/ taught me to feel

Weird to think of how a generation of young men have been sculpted through adolescence by this website.

>>71045950
what is the deal with those sites?

why aren't the standard archive sites like 4plebs good enough?

>>71046016
>watch a vietnam movie
>i see a red door starts playing

>>71045680
WAAAAAA

senators son

nah that's not me

voluntarily staying in tonight.

just cannot drink two nights in a row anymore. too old

>>71046072
money laundering

>>71046079
pussy

>>71046016
is this some le outsider candidate epic maymey

>>71046071
>tfw I've been here since I was 12
>19 now

dude.... o_0

what are some words that sound fucking great when shouted in an english accent?

oi
wanker
twat
cunt

are but a few

>>71046072
>>71045950
Its not archiving, its advert scam

>>71046006
Guarantee I have better reasons than you

>>71046087
getting money from a website you host with advertisements is not laundering you fucking nerd

>>71046059
this girl keeps trying to bf me

every other weekend suggesting that she come down and stay for a few days

been ignoring her advances though

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>>71046071
never bothered with /b/ or /fit/

/pol/ /int/ /tv/ /sp/ /r9k/ crew

>>71046106
mong is a personal fav

>>71046106
mong
knob

>>71046057
No, I am living in student accommodation though - doing a thing called property guardianship where legally speaking I'm looking after the property, not a tenant (it's exactly the same though). Pretty good deal desu, although I'll be kicked out as soon as they decide what to do with the building. That could take ages though, and they have to give me 1 month's notice regardless.

>>71046071
>a generation
really overstating the extent of the userbase

Are non slag/chav brits as hedonistic as their slag/chav counterpart?

watching some of these documentaries are quite terrifying

>>71046132
>never bothered with /b/

hello you cunt

saying "that feel when no girlfriend" out loud sounds utterly spastic

>>71045950
literally all me

>>71046120
not on a surface level

it's just a front

>>71046106
Prestidigitation

Flump

>>71046132
You should bother with /fit/, having a perfect body completes the autism trifecta.

>>71046132
>never bothered with /b/
bullshit, that's everyone's first board

How often do you think about ending it lads? I reckon a few times a day.

>>71046175
cba lad

so long as i have a healthy bmi who cares

>>71046106
SCUMMAH

NOBBAH

TOSSAH

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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

>>71046181
not me

never got the appeal

>>71046165
uhh, harvey

>>71046182
I was gonna kill myself when I was 8, never felt like it since

>>71046071
the only worthwhile boards are /sci/ /lit/ /fa/ /ck/ /trv/ /o/ /k/

purge the rest

post the meme with the short smelly brown Argentine complaining to a tall non-smelly white British man

someone redpill me on help to buy ISA's

there's no downside right? except that I need to ask the government for some of my own money back in order to own somewhere to live

>>71046129
Reeee why

Would kill for a girl to ask me out

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>>71046147
I was considering doing that in the area I previously lived. Flats were bloody massive. Was always worried I'd be living with hobos though

Shot in the dark.. do you have a good mate in Pimlico whose name is Richard? He's my mate, was speaking about his friend who's doing what you are in Waterloo

Brass Eye is hilarious desu. Wish liberal humour was still like that, I can barely watch any comedians any more because they're so politicised and shit.

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>>71046071
/b/ taught me that better boards exist
/h/ taught me about sex
/a/ taught me how to ruin my life through anime
/d/ gave me my amputee and futa fetishes
/fit/ taught me how to live longer so i can stay on 4chan for even longer than i would have

>>71046270
>>71046270
>>71046270

###### New /brit/ ########

>>71046153
they are literally worse

take out the slag part, because chav brits are actually the least promiscuous

>>71046152
Honestly, its bigger than you think. And it has bled into the rest of the internet. There are literally millions of people who parrot /pol/s views without ever having actually gone on 4chan. Through online gaming, PUA forums, even normie platforms like twitter.

Someone needs to make a map of the influence of 4chan on internet culture. I'm pretty sure its the single most important site in terms of sheer power.

>>71046254
aren't they finished now?

governments going to build more social housing now . are theresa is a radical centrist

>>71046306
RADICAL MUMMY

>>71046274
Chris Morris is a genuine genius. Can't wait for his new film.

>>71046305
shy tories existed long before /pol/ m8

>>71046306
>governments going to build more social housing now
?
completely false

>>71046255
its like, she comes round and we kiss and do stuff, but as soon as i've finished shagging her I have zero interest in being around her, so I have to fake emotional stuff for like god knows how many hours. plus I don't really like having other people sleep in my bed so I tend to turn down a LOT of opportunities because in the moment I weigh the positives (sex) as being much lighter than all the negatives

just cba with it all

its nice to know the interest is there but thats about as far as it goes for me, besides the occasional shag just so I don't go mental or w/e but I'm talking once every 6 months to a year

>>71046132
Thats a big image