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Mami kawada lover edition
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1st for no asean gf
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>>71044117
me too bro

>almost valentines and still no qt 3.14 gf to smash
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Selamat Pagi
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Anyone wants chocolates?
It's not like I'm gonna make one for you or anything, just asking.
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>>71049252
BBC
>Big Brunei Choc
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>>71043138
Seriously though, what is shopping at Sunway Pyramid like? Is it better than Glorietta?

Also, realized some time ago that, by coincidence, the two malls she has been too in SEA (Siam Paragon and Sunway Pyramid) both have the initials "SP".
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>>71050475
it's okey but not as good as pavillion KL or berjaya times square
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Sungei Wang
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>>71050666
>666
sungai wang confirmed to be syaitan!
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We political correctness now
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>>71052427
Cucks
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>>71050730
Puaka
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Can someone aware me on the new jollibee commercial and why people are shitting their pants over it?
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>>71043138
This photo is fucking annoying
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>>71053360
Different stories
Crush=Cuckoldry
Vow=normie chad bullshit
Date=inbred
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>>71053725
elaborate bb
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>>71053770
they stated that all of it was true, found love through jollibae, its so cheesy af, screw normies and their relationships
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Remember to go and pick no. 1 at Wednesday.
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>>71055545
Apa?
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How do i get an indon gf?
They're most beautiful women in the world btw
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How do i get a malay gf?
They're most beautiful women in the world btw
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>>71055686
I'll sell you one for $50,000 USD
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>>71055920
Convert to Islam
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>>71055920
No. White people are the most beautiful in the world especially the men. :3
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>>71056021
You are on here a lot
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>>71050604
>Berjaya times square
Pls, MidValley is better
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>>71056057
No, I'm not. Sometimes I'm on Youtube to post rant videos on /x/ related.
>no I won't tell :3
Otherwise here I am. ;-3
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Just finished eating nasi arab with ayam golek
so gooood~
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>>71056202
What part of Malaysia do you live in?
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>>71056225
and i am eating canned tuna with biscuit
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>>71056241
the whole family cooked the whole thing tho
besides you should make club sandwich which taste better than biscuit
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>>71056225
Belanja bunk

>>71056241
Roti Keben?
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>>71056274
i am too hideous and horny to go out to buy bread
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>>71056226
Why the sudden interest? 83
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>>71056303
buy that purple gardenia bread, make it nice n toasty. Its the best toast bread

>>71056296
sure
come to kajang after 12
wear something luscious too
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>>71056345
too expensive, i always buy the normal gardenia instead of massimo
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>>71056367
>massimo
doesnt have any special taste that makes me want to buy it desu
>normal gardenia
bleached wheat
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>>71056317
Afraid I might show up?
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>>71056393
what to do, poorfag here. I used to survive only on karipap and bread.
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>>71056345
12 pm or ...
>the dress code
Why?
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>tfw everybody in my office is dropping like flies but I still can't get mc
How to trick the doctor to get mc? I don't wanna go to work on Monday.
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>>71056414
come to kajang
we can do /asean/ + kaneeeeda meetup

>>71056431
12 am
so you can easily be recognized and chlorofo- i mean meet
pic VERY NOT related

>>71056424
how about buy salad and chicken breast
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>>71056460
drink hot milo/tea and quickly go see dr to check temperature.
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>>71043138
KEK
Is that really Mami Kawada Lover?
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>>71056482
>come to kajang

Normally you guys tell me not come to /asean/...
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>>71056495
It's the face that sent Mami Kawada into retirement.
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>>71056414
.. ... S-s-s-somehow.
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>>71056393
What about Hi5
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>>71056460
set aircond to 16 and sleep naked after taking cold shower

>>71056505
also wear questionable clothes
pic related, the more revealing the better

>>71056552
questionable hygiene
better dont
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>>71056552
preservative?
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Happy 十五暝 to all 华人 in ASEAN
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>>71056563
Fucking gookporn is so damm fappable but the panel arrangement is shit. My favorite girl is the barber,
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You guys should take this Canadian to see Selva Kumar
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>>71056095
>go to mid valley
>spend all morning stuck on federal highway
>spend all afternoon looking for parking
>spend all evening stuck on federal highway again
Almost as bad as going to 1U and getting stuck on the LDP
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>>71056543
kek, only big talk online?

>>71056563
I'm a man...
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>>71056483
It'll be better to drink hot ginger tea. You'll be sweating like it's raining.
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>>71056505
I welcomed you with open le- - arms.
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>>71056624
I rode Shinkansen
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>>71056626
man(girl(boy)) ?
>>71056624
you forgot
>spend all afternoon stuck just outside the parking place
damn i hate that place
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>>71056626
Did I ever do that..?
I am truly sorry if my post seems to be like that.. truly I am.
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>>71056667
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>>71056682
Just XY, nothing fancy.

>>71056683
What?
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>Falling in love to my own best friend
>She's kind, pretty, smart, live anime, & kinda attached to me
>Can't confess since I don't wanna ruin our current relationship
I wish i'm not her close friend at all in the first place.
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>>71056667
>rode
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>>71056711
XY(XX) ??
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>>71056652
g-girl?
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>>71056737
She is a living anime?
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>>71056737
FAG
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>>71056770
I mean *love.
But well, she's girl of my dream. Kinda like FeMC in anime too since she's also top student.
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>>71056737
are you that guy in jolibee adv?
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>>71056482
I'm hungry, maybe tomorrow noon. 12am is impossible with my current schedule.
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>>71056752
If that happened I would be a severely diseased individual.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XXXY_syndrome
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>>71056809
>XXXY syndrome is a sex chromosome aneuploidy in which males have two extra X chromosomes. Human cells usually inherit two sex chromosomes, one from the mother and one from the father. Usually, females have two X chromosomes (XX) and males have one X and one Y chromosome (XY). The appearance of at least one Y chromosome with a properly functioning SRY gene makes a male. As a result, XXXY only affects males. Males affected with XXXY syndrome have 48 chromosomes instead of the typical 46. This is why XXXY syndrome is sometimes referred to as 48, XXXY syndrome or 48, XXXY. The symptoms of this disease is very similar to Klinefelter syndrome, including delayed or reduced male puberty and infertility. It is estimated that XXXY affects one in every 50,000 male births
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>>71056778
What will you do then?
This is the point where I better don't have her than lose her completely.
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>>71056838
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
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>>71056711
I've never talk big online.. so if I ever did that, I'm sorry.
>>71056754
Just me. :^} :3
No girl(girl) here, just girl(boi)
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>>71056806
Nah.
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>>71056826
>tfw to intelegent 4 malay
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>>71056851
I don't know, man.
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>>71056808
ok 10
i will give you big hotdog with mayo
>>71056809
>xxxy
>andrej pejic
wont mind if you look like him
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>>71056853
Why do you love foreign men so much?
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>>71056924
>andrej pejic

I can assure you I never will
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>>71056744
I remember the day when this happened, I was also going to class by LRT that morning. Thank fuck it wasn't on the direction I was heading.
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>>71056964
she(he) already sucked every malaysian flag in /int/
of course she(he) will get tired and search for something pinkier
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>>71057038
Me at the back
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>>71057010
Didn't like Indons or Flips?
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>>71056624
>using federal highway, ever
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>>71050475
Why do you think that shopping at Sunway Pyramid would be any different from shopping in other malls?
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>>71056964
>foreign men
>men
Only white man. Why? Isn't that obvious? ;^3

>>71057010
N-NO..! I'm not that kind of girl(boy).

>>71057089
As long as it's not white and pink, no.
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>>71056924
Urhh.. why big hotdog and mayo? I thought it's gonna be nasi arab..
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>>71057140
i really enjoyed your bj last night tho

>>71057163
do you have any friend that like to eat nasi arab with mayo?
i had one and it was very disgusting to watch
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>>71057140
>Isn't that obvious?

No, you only ever said something about pink nipples.
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>>71057186
B-Baka! T-That's not true. I'm fast asleep at 8pm last night.
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>>71057186
I've never tried nasi arab. I don't know about them, maybe I'll check their insta or something later.
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>>71057230
That's the point, silly strawberry mutt. >:3
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>>71057252
yeah
after you worked on deez dick

>>71057093
more black
thats the different
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>>71057297
So you would like this guy? :^)
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can anyone gimme a quick rundown on mami kawada lover?
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G-Good night I guess.
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>>71056737
Confess
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>>71057627
He loves Mami Kawada.
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someone please be my valentine;-;
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>>71057740
Speaking of valentines, how can I join those crew who go around harassing valentines day couples in the name of Allah?
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>>71057777
nice digits
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>>71057777
stand in front of
flower shop/gift
7E counter (watch if anyone try to buy condom)
cheap hotel
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>>71057740
So that you can drug the chocolate and rape them?
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Raya Korban > Valentines Day
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>>71057740
>valentine
haram
if i found you i will rape you
سمڤأي كاو مو ماچم لمبو
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dubs and you'll get gfs before Valentine's day
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>>71058024
rolling for gf like this
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>>71058024
nice try but check mine
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>>71058044
mashallah brother
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>>71058044
Astagfirullah, Akhi.
*More please.
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>>71057777
Bring a stick and 3 friends with everyone wearing GoPro and patrol KLCC park.
Look at the trees above, if you fit the requirements the sharia services agents will appear before you for temporary recruitment and your pepe badge.
Be aware of the dangers that comes with the job since you might have to storm an orgy den defended by Muay thai ladyboys, PRC kungfu masters, Vietnamese vietcongs and Lowyat kopitiam keyboard warriors.
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>>71058190
ada bagi makan? Nasi lemak?
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>>71058190
>Lowyat kopitiam
What's that?
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>>71058412
Our kaskus
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>>71058105
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>>71058412
better version of kaskus
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>>71058444
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>>71058490
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>>71057997
Nice :3

>>71057777
Ask your local imam

>>71057944
No. Wtf, I only want to go on dates and kissu
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>>71056586
agree, why cant they just draw in normal comic style
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>>71058490
2bh i dont see the appeal of white women
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>>71058481
>>71058421
Fucking KEK.
M'laysia living up the chinks meme stereotype once again.
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>>71058584
>>71058512
>>71058490
>>71058444
Make way for a real woman.
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Face or body, /asean/
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>>71058698
no penis, 2/10
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>>71058752
nopenis/10
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>>71058639
Wasn't kaskus founded by a chink as well?
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>>71058794
Sure. But it doesn't look like that.
In fact, it looked like shady porn forum back in the day.
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>>71058410
With air sirap made with couple's tears.
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>>71058639
>>71058639
Last I checked Lowyat is basically mostly chinese going muh oppression muh puhlitics and malay genocide when 24/7.
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I prefer face than body as long as she is not fat
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>>71058987
Same.
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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
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>>71059024
your girl is ugly as fuck.
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>>71059056
apa lu mau sekarang?!
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>>71059136
She is not >_<

Now gimme gf
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>>71059056
Just sign up with Gang 04 or Gang Bas Sekolah if you are Malay.
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>>71059153
lu jgan cibai. I TIGA CALIK
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>>71059198
INI KL GUA PEGANG! KL GUA PUNYA!
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>>71059259
Sorry boss, ini tiga isteri saya, sila nikmati.
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>>71059136
>1996
>There are pornstars younger than me
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>>71059056
Sabah is hiring.
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>>71059334
I laughed
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>>71059312
Erm, she dont do porn, no intercourse but naked and touching here and there .
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>>71059301
lu jangan jaga lu punya kawan la.., lu jangan lu punya nyawa dulu la
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>>71059301
NAK YANG BERGETAH! NAH AMIK!
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>>71058933
I wish corruption didn't have to become a racial issue
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>>71059348
But it's true. SEMUANYA ADA DI KK.
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>>71059312
>2017-18 = 1999
>2017-20 = 1997
By this year, the 1999 generation girls will be join Adult Industry soon.
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>>71059402
>>71059404
Frankly speaking, i am stunned by their beauty especially the middle one. Now i am tormented what is the source
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>>71059136
出身地:イングランド
Is she half british and half japan? that explain her ugly teeth
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Where are the good bookstores in manila?
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>>71059404
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>>71059547
popular
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>>71059586
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>>71059586
cerita ni bangsat, mane ada pkul orang pakai batang baseball, parang la cibai
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>>71059586
WOOOIII!! KUANG AJAQ
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>>71056737
>kinda attached to me
Kek, you're just delusional. She's just tricking you into thinking that.
3DPD is always like that.
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From /jp/, with love.
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>>71059824
Hey, /jp/.
Gib me busty JAV young rookie actress & Qt3.14 Gravure idol recomendations, please
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Why can't this happen on our LRT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_9IMZcbKHQ
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>>71059411
corruption is supposedly a moral thing. anyone who brought up racial issues are racist themselves and aim to discredit that particular ethnic group
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>>71059894
try Shion Utsunomiya
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>>71059547
in the trash, literally
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>>71059824
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>>71060180
What?
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>>71060196
give me your BBC(big brunei choc)
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>>71060051
I'm just astonished that calls for electoral reform can somehow be spun into "the Chinese are trying to take over"

Yeah ok Chinks are racist as always, but clean elections aren't going to magically make us into a chink country
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>>71059547
You don't have kinokouniya?
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>>71059547
Fullybook
NBS

If you want hisptery 2nd hand
http://www.spot.(ph)/shopping/57166/top-10-secondhand-bookstores-in-metro-manila-2014-edition
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>>71059894
Ai Uehara.
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>>71060086
>Shion Utsunomiya
I'm not newfag you know. Another one, please.
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>>71060570
See >>71060575
Anyway, are you serious? Uehara is like baby's first JAV actress.
She's even already retired now.
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>>71060600
baby's first JAV actress is Sora Aoi
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>>71060600
I know, but anon was asking for cute ones.

>>71060624
>>71060600
>not Maria Ozawa
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>>71060600
AIKA
I
K
A
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>>71060624
>>71060633
Maria & Sora for 90's Gen
Uehara for 00's Gen
and Asia Carrera for my Dad's Gen
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>>71060739
Shame that Uehara disappeared after retirement though. She was so cute too, it would have been nice if she would have at least tweeted every now and then. At least Ozawa's still a public figure.
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Mami Kawada uses autotune in all her songs
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>>71060841
True, but that doesn't mean she's a bad singer.
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>>71060805
Her only good thing is her pink cunt and maybe good pointy tits
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>>71060912
Also, she has that video somewhere (I think Tube8) where she was recorded peeing on the toilet.
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>>71060903
I think she probably is......
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Is MKL the only fan of Kawada here?
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>>71060805
>https://twitter.com/mizunarei/media
My top Qt3.14 AV idol is Rei Mizuna. Her cute vanilla porn is god tier. But holy shit, her kinky videos are disgusting as fuck. I can't even watch it.

My second favorite is Meguri, I think.
>https://twitter.com/meguri0504/media
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>>71060977
Why?
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>>71060575
aimi yoshikawa
>>
oppa gangnam style

wop

wop
wop
wop

woppa gangnam style xD
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Matsuoka China
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>>71052427
why do you misspell lalaki?
>>
Cina
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>>71061244
she looks so gullible
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>>71061203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
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>>71061015
because she needs augmentation
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>>71061203
>>71061424
Why did this become such a big meme again?
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>>71061447
because of the "lol XD so randum" factor that normies love
same as PPAP and what the fox says
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>>71061567
try Pen Oppai Oppai Pen
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>>71061578
POOP XD wkwkwkwk
>>
>>>/h/4460204

Fucking fuck for fucked up fuck sake
How can i learn to play eroge vn on my wooden pc
>>
Physically, mentally and sexually tired.
>>
hi asean, i am very sick

can cook maggi mee eat or i will die? too sick to go out to buy food
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>>71061739
u decide
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>>71061739
eat cum, it is highly nutritious especially in amino acid
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>>71061739
Call the ambulance la
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>TFW my penis is really at least 5.7inches

Whew...for a moment I thought my measurements were wrong. Good thing I got a measuring tape to measure the curve
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>>71061996
A 5.7" pencil, moo?
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>>71061996
post pic?
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>>71061578
is that oppai pen girl a porn star? only they could do something tht embarrasing. got name?
>>
>>71061996
what a load of cow piss
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>>71062015
WTF no >~<

I was so worried when I put my ruler at the middle and it read 5.3inches when fully erect. Then I decided to get a measuring tape and measure from the same area but following the bend of my penis.

>>71062014
It isn't pencil you Iban pelacur
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>>71062104
A-a satay stick?
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>>71062127
Pelacur
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>>71062208
>>
pisang goreng chocolate cheese is disgusting
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>>71062267
What's with everyone obsessing with adding cheese to everything anyways?
>>
>>71062290
daily reminder cheese adalah haram sebab Yahudi
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>>71062251
Macam-macam pelacur
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>>71062354
>>
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>>71062400
S-Stop this. I am insulting you. You are not supposed to be happy
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>>71062442
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>>71062471
I am not a rapist si pelacur
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When did you realize fasting is a meme?
>>
>>71062523
It is?
>>
>>71062523
My university life was mostly fasting since I didn't have money to buy food, I don't see the problem.
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>>71062630
Mine too. I was so poor i had to eat pussy for living
>>
>>71062575
Ya
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>>71062657
Hope you didn't get aids
>>
Are Flip posters got region ban or something?
>>
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>>71062884
I am here eating dinner and reading your posts
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>>71061996
Oh, we have the same length, but I think I'm slightly longer since I can actually reach more than 15cm If I also measure the curve and bone press
What about your height, maybe we also have the same height, I'm 178cm
>>
>>71062884
topic's not interesting.
>>
>>71062937
this tbqh
>>
>>71062884
I am playing
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>>71062917
Yes, I am 180cm

But I didn't bone press when I measured tho
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>>71062937
>An actual topic
>On /asean/ general
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQMP74-XziI
>>
>>71063025
nice we roughly have same size, I think we are compatible, now how about your anus, it's tight or already loose?
>>
>>71062937
bisaya or tagalog?
>>
>>71063283
W-Why my anus 0///0

I never put anything in there
>>
>>71063363
malay-chan
>>
>>71061739
hi its me again, I found salad in fridge
but my house got no mayonnaise
thanks for reading my bloggu
>>
>>71062884
so you miss us

iiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhh kinikilig ako
>>
>>71063459
so that white thing is your cum?
>>
>>71063722
my white bf's cum
>>
>>71063424
then show me (=ↀωↀ=)
>>
>>71063811
Oh my 0////0 n-not here please
>>
>>71063452
yes?
>>
>malay-chan
>not even malay
Every time
>>
>>71063867
why, you are an exhibitionist isn't it? come here, don't be shy ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
>>
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>>71063986
I tell you a secret, this is actually the Malay-chan
>>
>>71064032
I-I'm not baka >~<

W-Why not post yours
>>
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Holy shit i cant stop laughing

what the fuck is this cuck culture
>>
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>>71064046
i tell you a secret, this actually the Malay-chan
>>
>>71064144
>chink
unsurprising
>>
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>>71064072
fuck
isnt that face a friendzoned face?
>>
>>71064072
didn't mcdo do it first?
>>
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>>71064295
why is everyone talking about that ad?
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>>71064726
didnt know you like that kind of stuff qt
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>>71064835
what kind of stuff?
I don't follow
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>>71064871
this?
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>>71065111
I'm contented with Stellaris
>>
>>71065111
I'm having trouble making a spaceplane. It seems I can never get enough Delta-V to put it into orbit. What do I do?
>>
>>71065185
I'm contented with you
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>>71065289
y-you too
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I wished to become a housewife(male).
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wat do when valentine day cum?

>tfw just gonna fap more than usual
>>
>>71065677
My imotou just ask me during the dinner if I got a date on valentines.
What did she meant by that?
>>
>>71065677
I have to go to some kind of seminar. Wish I could sneak out but it's mandatory to go there.
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>>71065279
heavier plane with more fuel so it can bring you up to 8k.You might have to wait for 1 hour(just fast the time )
reminder its best if you have 2 plane combine to 1 so the first plane bring you to 8k or more the other one will get you out of orbit

>>71065529
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>>71065946
if only the world as full of >>71065946
I would go out more
>>
today I discovered that Malaysian chinks are even more racist against black people than against Malays.

Chinks here are so ethnic supremacist, if they were white they would basically be Nazis
>>
>>71066490
do you need expert on eradicating chinks? an advice maybe?
>>
>>71066075

but to where?
>>
>>71066525
they are useful for doing business with the OG chinks, for now
>>
>>71066490
Melanin level is directly proportional to cultural advancement, desirable genetic and general superiority. Every culture on the Earth worships white or pale skin..
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>>71066614
anywhere with malay-chan
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fuck im so sick, what can i eat, im so hungry
dont ever go to setia walk korean restaurant to eat
i just vomited out everything
>>
>>71067108
Porridge. I had that feeling before. It can last for a week accompanied by fever

Sleep
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>>71066980
my bed?
>>
>>71067108
serve you right for falling the korean food is good meme.
>>
>>71067108
balut
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>>71067332
i eat mix rice 24/7
but when there are normies involved, you need to eat "special" food
>>
>>71066712
that's just your narrow minded world view
the wheel of fortune of humanity always spins
>>
What is the quickest way to get cancer?
>>
>>71067447
Fine, i was just ranting how the world unanimously favor paler skin regardless of culture.

>>71067560
Drink EtBr
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>>71067560
Listen to a chink speak their language
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>>71067246
yes after a day of intense cuddling
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>>71067560
go to >>>/a/
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>>71067560
visit /pol/
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>>71067619
then what?
>>
>>71067560
im gonna cook maggi mee now
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>>71067696
and i am eating instant noodle straight away without cooking
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>>71067680
you can do what you want because I'm seeping
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>>71067749
I like licking the powder
just a tiny bit
>>
New thread
>>71067828
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>>71067560
Smoke, Drink
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