/brit/

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>>71042115
which parts senpai

dont reply to it

>>71042214
I like to push it closer to suicide though

need a bf

shit thread

Why the fuck are all my friends in a relationship

hey chester :)

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Newham has the youngest overall population and one of the lowest White British populations in the country according to the 2011 Census. The borough has the second highest percentage of Muslims in Britain, after the London Borough of Tower Hamlets, at 32%

Newham has the lowest percentage of White British residents of all of London's boroughs. The White British proportion of the population fell from 33.8% in 2001 to 16.7% in 2011; this decrease of 37.5 percentage points is the largest of any local authority in England and Wales between the two censuses

>>71042157
Not fat, I'm 10 stones
Not smelly, I shower every day and use deodorant
Not a cultural paki

>>71042163
ugh, I'll kill myself long before then but if I manage a year or more I hope I make some friends

>""""""Asian""""""

>>71042257
Rasheed

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My Tractor Boys are playing the Villains tomorrow lads

>>71042251
gay friends I guess

fuck off chester you batty hole

>>71042262
hey :D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAjDp-glntw
choon

>>71042251
>Friends
Fucking 10 on a Friday night normoids please fuck off

pirates hahahahaha

If London is so great why is the white population plummeting in real terms?

Makes one ponder about the ethnicity of those singing a rhapsody to the virtues of the place

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alright mate pass me your old nokia phone
*you give me your old nokia phone*
*I play snake on it*
*gif happens*
nice phone mate

>>71042263
They must have been mad.

>>71042331
digimon is here

drinking a can of lilt

mex
ic
an
o

>>71042312
friday nights amirite?

>>71042339
It will start to reverse soon due to gentrification and reduction of social housing

Just found out people stand up to wipe

What the fuck?

betito woke up
time get my arse sniffed for the rest of the thread

where's the Balami la? i need to do a tête-à-tête with the la tbqh ngl

>>71042352
I too live in 2003

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>>71042317

here is the digimon
>>71042289

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blue: white francophone majority
red: white anglophone majority
green: immigrant areas

heh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

>>71042393
How much of a manlet are you that it's possible to wipe while sitting down?

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>>71042393
>he gets doodoo on his balls from wiping back to front

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Me in America with the sister. Please restrain yourselves, she's like 38.

>>71042352

statistically not white

>>71042340
You plucked this straight off reddit you vile little slug

>>71042418
no you dont

>>71042429
>anglo quebecois

Makes me sick

I've had 5 jobs in the last 2 years
3 jobs in the last 3 months

That's more than you cunts have had in your entire lives

>>71042464
je ne suis pas un anglo pêh

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wanking to lauren southern

>>71042447
that's a man

>>71042455
>don't give a fuck about what some chav surrounded by mosques in some dilapidated rundown shithole says
i don't listen to londoners either

Apple Music is near worthless to me since my wifi is utter trash

>>71042447
doXXXED

and here is him >>71042299 no one cares
why is the london city council posting propaganda here

that kikey nose

>>71042447
>38
>wears teenager clothing

ah yes

yes

hm

gay peruANO is there too ajajajajajajaj

>>71042497
89 page book

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Us at the so-called Grand Canyon.

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>>71042526
>doxxing hertz

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>>71042507
beat me to it chap

>>71042560
Don't reply to/trigger autismo Yank

and later he says that i am following him hahaha

>>71042483
>this
>acting like its better than anyone

there is literally nothing wrong with being muslim or jewish

>>71042574
you look like a twink mats hummels

>>71042575
>not looking up all the poms who rented from Hertz in Nevada matching the cunt's description

fucking casual

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>>71042497
>>71042560
Ah yes

>>71042616
depends where you are

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America is somewhat great.

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>>71042560
I've read it multiple times

It offers scathing cultural commentary and a critique of society that is so masterful it defies expectation

Where do you meet those ultra liberal feminist types?

My uni is centre-left and the SJWs are actually made fun of

>>71042574
literally why are you posting these

>>71042574
you went with your sister?

>>71042643
stay home tory

>>71042609
There are NEETs here who have never had a job

>>71042616
Yes there is

Same with Christians

put a BANGIN DONK ON IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFFHaz9GsY

me orchestrating a wank

thoughts?

Genuinely don't think I'll ever be as content as I was when I worked at a Canadian summer camp. If any of you lads are 18-21 and can at least halfway pass for a normie, I'd recommend you do something like that instead of spending your summers sitting inside masturbating.

>>71042662
autism. look at the date, it was taken in 2014

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>>71042634
>yfw this would be considered forgettable trash tier /alt-right/ blogging if it were posted anywhere else

Riverdale was a bit shit

>>71042643
*slurps*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PWkBYdkac

>>71042652

An excellent piece of writing. Not a long book, I read it in one sitting, but succinct and worthy. This gives me such hope and faith for the future of our civilisation. Intelligent, articulate, original, the world is certainly going to be hearing more from Lauren Southern. Without a doubt her ideas will flourish. The Truth will always out. All the bright outliers of her pivotal generation will only grow in strength and influence. What can I say as a Generation X-er who should have done more - who should have been more awake and fought harder to fight the evil forces of corruption and entropy that have brought our culture to this brink? I am sorry, a million times over, and a million times over I wish you God Speed. Your parents are with you, our ancestors are with us all. Dearest Daughter, you now carry the torch of the West. God is with you and you will not fall.

>>71042678
>There are NEETs here who have never had a job

and you still aren't better than them

you literally got a sex change for no other reason than you got caught being pseudo-rapist you fucking freak

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>>71042705
too late lol

boring thread hehe

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We had a good time.

at least ribena is agnostic. imagine how annoying he'd be if he was a practising muslim.

bet he still eats halal food and all that other muslamic shite though.

>>71042749
why no chihuahua flag?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnfynFd7Yjo

did you visited area 51

>>71042705
already did it

>brits will NEVER know what its like to spend a summer on the water and a winter on the slopes

>>71042780
you probably eat halal food desu

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> post a long well thought out reply
> no one responds
> casually shitpost

> several (you)s

ah yes

>>71042817
not by choice

>>71042730

in the near future internet sensation animals will be cloned and sold to the masses

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This was my order when we flew from NY to LA.

>>71042748
Unlucky lad, it's all downhill from the mid-20s. I had a couple of comfy trips like that when I was 18-21, but if I could go back then I'd make sure I spent every summer doing something like that. Depresses me how I'll never be young and free like that again.

>>71042816
Yeah you guys have a much greater connection to outdoorsy stuff like that, one of the things I enjoyed most was spending a day at the lake and then camping out under the stars. Perfect desu.

>>71042740
Jesus Christ that's cringe

I sincerely hope that was written ironically

>>71042855

these are fucking boring

>>71042862
ah yes driving through canada with my mates yes ahhh yes I wish

>>71042759

post more sis pics pls friend

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LA mentioned

>>71042822
it's the circle of /int/

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This is some dingy Riviera hotel in Vegas breakfast. Fantastic.

Leaf did you fug your sister?

who /stoke/ here?

I fucking hate those shits where you're sitting and wiping a nasty mess

Need more fibre I guess?

>>71042862
britain felt so...soft from the thousands of years of continuous settlement. everything was small and there was an abundance of infrastructure new and old even in the "country side" which was rather densely populated. I never even saw large forests, most of them were commercial forestry operations with perfectly lined up trees.

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> hurr durr look at me some gay ass yank pretending to be british hurr

can barely read your pots haha

the text keeeps jumpjumping to the righ anytie I try to read it it

if any of you lads ever want to come to El Paso we can go to Juarez and visit the mexican

I went into NEXT, bottled it and walked out

>>71042746
I started HRT because there was no longer anything holding me back
I've always wanted to be female but I repressed because I developed facial hair at a young age

>>71042780
I ate non-halal chicken when working at the amusement park
I ate Chinese Chad's mums pork and rice
I ate a pork based pizza with chad and Chinese chad
I have drunk alcohol with Poles
I got a chicken burger and various other burgers from Aberdeen McDonald's

just drugged up my runts

watching then run into each other haha


might shag the cute boy one...hmm

>>71042976
>I've always wanted to be female but I repressed
bull
shit

>>71042929
Meet at Cheeky Disco?

god /brit/ with the normalfags and trips who post for only a few hours a day is far worse than brit entirely inhabited by yanks (honorary brit speaking)

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-merseyside-38933817

Heard some of you were thinking of buying the S*n? Dont.

>>71043009
Love runt posts

>>71043020
I crossdressed when I was 13/14 and I had always been fascinated with gender swapping in cartoons

what would the internet look like if all drives got wiped except yourself. what would we have to entertain us?

>>71042901
That's the thing that's great about these sorts of programmes though, you're pretty much forced to make friends with your co-workers and you become a tight-knit group even if you'd never be friends with them if you'd known them at school or uni. There was one guy in my group who was a complete autist (genuinely had an anime girl pillow), but he was still accepted by stacey-tier sorority girls and welcomed as part of the group, at least during the time we were working together.

>>71042953
True, I had completely the opposite experience of Canada and that's what I enjoyed about it - everything out in the country was so new, so untouched - proper wilderness. It was a nice comparison with England where it feels like pretty much every square foot of land is heavily regulated.

>>71043042
Don't know what that is lad, only just moved here for work

>>71042822
>>71042961
right here, buddy
>>>/out

>>71042972
be there in 5

>>71043060
I used to be on /Brit/ longer than anyone, everyday, until the police took my laptop and I got a job

messaging a 40 yo and a 31 yo on tinder rn lads

have a craving for some mature fanny

>>71043117
pics

>>71043117
pics

>>71043117
shit why didnt i think of that

must be easy pussy

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>>71043117
*reaches for the gas release valve*

>>71043117
same mate, got any tips?

can never pull older women

Business idea: Have absolutely zero social life, buy a set of watercolours, and watch Bob Ross on Netflix while painting, until I'm a very accomplished landscape artist.

>>71043088
Bar on Trinity St.

>>71043083
>where it feels like pretty much every square foot of land is heavily regulated.
that's why we have so many free man on the land autists and such

anglo culture and common law on this geography results in some pretty interesting societies i must say

drinking courvoisier and playing runescape

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>>71042906
Please do not masturbate to her.
You can masturbate to me.

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>>71043160
Business idea: have absolutely zero social life and support structure and make several half-hearted attempts to be productive only to regress back to mindless stimulation

just took two xanax

>>71043083
why did an autist sign up to a canada summer camp thing?

>>71043117
pics

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>>71043151
Just be more confident bro

Me on the left

>>71043212
I bet you have nice teeth tho

>>71043225
me with the funny hat

im a quirky guy

>>71043225
lol the one on the fence is such a quirky nerd ;p

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I have thiccc thighs.

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just bee urself

Heading into Glasgow with a Lithuanian qt tomorrow lads. Any advice on how to show her a good time?

Who is this nerd in my part of the world?

This is a nerd free zone

Ok so this just happened to me today

>be on holiday in Lisbon
>get on tube
>standing and holding my arm straight out on a bar, to give myself some more room
> 8/10 cute girl gets on, makes quick eye contact with me
>puts her hand on the bar almost on top of mine, and turns around with her back to me and starts leaning into my arm
>she backs up a bit more until shes leaning right up against me, even though shes got plenty of room in front of her, so Ive pretty much got my arm around her now
>train rocks a bit and she starts leaning back into my chest
> ok theres no way she cant feel this
>starts brushing her ponytail in my face
>spaghetti and avoid making eye contact with her reflection in the window
>this goes on for about 10 minutes
>get out at my stop


Should I have tried something lads?

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At the stop of the road pizzeria.

>>71043307
cool blog

>>71043307
thanks for coming to /brit/

>>71043307

Southern Euros are just like that

>>71043287
what is there to do in glasgow other than heroin

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*inches wheeled chair forward closer to table*

REMEMBER /BRIT/

If you have no friends

nearly anything you will try to do will fail

because you have no support structure

you are experiencing a life of going solo on a complicated group project

"introverts" are a meme and are never as successful in their endeavors as well-connected people

>>71043323
Not English.

>>71043307

that was Maddie trying to tell you she's being watched

hey pirate who visited nevada,
can you tell me if you went to area 51

Spent £650 on a suit, not sure if i should have

>go all the way to canada
>the summer camp ends in failure
>none of your group likes you
>normies take over group

ah yes

>>71043272
that lad is openly gay

just coughed lads

>>71043367
v. good post from Croatia

>>71043375
Should've spent more desu

Been seeing this girl on and off and she seemed alright but just invited me to a Sue Perkins gig and she's the biggest dyke SJW going.

Do I go just for the shag or end it?

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And this is me after the trip to America.
Good times.

>>71043391
hope you're okay x

>>71043323
>shared tables

>>71043255
eww you look like you're 40

>>71043346
no fucking shit you absolute mong

do you think you've just stumbled onto some secret you daft twat?

>>71043375
that money should have gone straight to the nurses

>>71043375

I got a £650 suit for £209 at an outlet store boxing day sale

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>>71043346
For instance, have you ever been playing any competitive game (or even meme video game) and made contact with a group of friends who have been playing together?

9/10 the friends who play the game together will each on an individual level be far better and well-off than you could ever be at that game

>>71043179
Yeah, and I suppose that lack of regulation can have negative consequences if we have to be serious about it. I was in one of the oil towns in northern Alberta which has a relatively high crime rate, including quite a few murders. There was also one point when I thought I was going to be shot when I heard gunshots right outside my trailer (I was sleeping with a girl that both me and my co-worker liked, and I thought he was coming after me, but apparently he was just letting off steam by firing off his rifle in the forest). Maybe the huge amount of freedom that Canadians have compared to Brits causes lots of problems for permanent residents, but I still found it refreshing that places like this exist.

>>71043218
Yeah it was a bit weird, but he was from that town and had gone to the camp as a kid, so it was the natural progression. But he was a complete fuck up, he had lots of mental health problems and would say lots of dark and inappropriate things in front of the kids, probably wasn't a good job for him to be working in desu.

booked my flights to manchester for next weekend with the lads

gonna bash out keys of ket left right and centre

go to the pub at midday on saturday and start drinking and doing keys again

eat some pot brownies then get drunk as shit again

go home on sunday

ah yes

>>71043390
imagine all the fanny he'd get if he was treated for it though

imagine all the cocks he gets too

>>71043440
least interesting story ever

>sitting down in the break area playing 3DS
>Just one other guy around
>another guy walks past, greets the first guy
>the first guy says "right, lad"
>I shadowed him on Wednesday
>I look to him and nod
>he nods back
Not sure if he was speaking to me

>>71043408
Only just got in and have only seen your last few pictures so don't know why you're posting but you look like a nice person and I would befriend you

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>>71043429
Was this really so open to see? The vast majority of asocial spergs I meet think they're the Steve Jobs of whatever they're trying to do.

>>71043375
Who from?

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

pictured a bicycle in my mind lads

>>71043408
how come you went with your sister?

>>71043450
i have no doubt that he would be balls deep in perfect looking women all the time if he weren't a bender

>>71043395
Maybe, which one though? Where?
>>71043440
That is a good deal

>>71043446
ah well fuck alberta its a shithole. eastern canada and BC master race

How many applications do I need to send to get a job ffs
I have experience and a degree
Guess theres no jobs for WHITE MALES in current year

>>71043476
>and I would befriend you
FONT
Jk. x

>>71043496
Why are so many young British people working low-skill low-pay jobs which are nonetheless staffed by over-educated people who could otherwise be working in their field?

>>71043528
Which ever one GQ says to buy

>all these text walls

stop

I'm using my skin lightening cream again

>>71043530
My call centre barely has any non whites

Also, 3 jobs in 3 months

>>71043484
Cordings in Picadilly

>>71043530
I feel you on that, the amount of rejections I've gotten with the reason that "I'm overqualified" is annoying af

Can't wait until that paki fucks off blogging.

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>>71043272
Ok

f88ccking y*nks m7 get the F888888CK OYT ´´´ OF ME GENERAL!!!!!!!!

>>71043585
At least you got feedback

I sent loads out and didn't hear for over 6 months

Started meditating every night lads

Feels good

SHAN'T however be paying £399.99 for Headspace's lifetime subscription

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>>71043516
Oh, she's the one who wanted to go, paid for my ticket. She's a bit of an abnormie too.

>>71043606
My court date isn't until April (the actual trial)

>>71042643
>>71042926
>>71043408
ew. ew. remind me never to smoke if i'll end up looking like this :/

>>71043629
cute

>>71043528
it's not the cost that's important it's the material and the cut

it's infinitely better to get a cheap but well tailored suit than an expensive poorly tailored one

haitiANO is writing weird stuff

girl I had a crush on back in primary school got engaged last year

>>71043571
I dont really read/ have ever read that magazine

>>71043529
I actually loved Alberta for those reasons, I felt free there, and everyone was very friendly to me. I'm just trying to think logically that, in the long run, that sort of lifestyle probably has its downsides.

>>71043629
did they let you take it home

>>71043624
afghan

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Did a bit of diy lads, what do you think?

amazing what you can do with stuff lying by the side of the raod

el mexicANO has a crush on lauren southern LOL!

>>71043682
My ex married the man she met after me lol

is every canadian poster here ethnically ambiguous

Is there anything interesting to do on the internet lads?

>>71043658
better material = more expensive
better weave=more expensive

on tailoring it really can vary

>>71043733
Post your willy for the /brit/ lads

>>71043713
lol you need to message him and ask what your dick tastes like and call him a cuck

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bf sent me this

>>71043706
>bat in the back
sounds like i should say something positive

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Ralph. Vaughan. Williams.

>>71043778
janny won't like this

>>71043733
Read, funpost, download porn, etc.

>>71043706
What's that, an Irish car simulator?


(because all your cars get blown up in IRA attacks)

lads i'm so drunk i'm about to message the ex gf I broke up with because I've become a loser now and also partly because she's about 5-6/10

I really miss her even though I'm a 7-8/10

>>71043778
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

7/10 in a mirror/reflection, 2/10 in real life

Dad finds out in a week whether police will take his case to trial or not. This could literally ruin my life if it goes the wrong way desu, and I have absolutely zero control over it. NOT a big fan of this situation desu.

>>71043751
to a point yes but more expensive doesn't automatically mean it's that much better a material

you can find cheap suits that have a weave comparable to suits ten times their cost BUT you have to know what to look for and unless you're a tailor yourself it will difficult to be that discriminating

Going to sleep now, tired

>>71043778
HIGHLY gay

>>71043834
What did you do?

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>>71043793

I dont want to get my anus exploded by a cheap chinese office chair

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Black people are funny

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Sweet dreams

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>>71043787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs

Men of Iron. Ships of Wood.

>>71043834
Cops are the real crooks

Just plead innocent and keep appealing

>>71043834
>still living with mummy/daddy
state of you 2bh

>work wednesday morning

off to bed lads

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me on the right

>>71043842
goodnite

>>71043367
VERY good post, you can stay here

>>71043918
"""""friends"""""

dear lord

>>71043836
I know there isnt a direct correlation all the time but there tends to be.

I dont know where to look though i just go to a few brands i feel comfortable with

Baba yetu, yetu uliye

>>71043917
You too

>>71043871
fuck insects tbqh

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Lads why do I need to brush my teeth if I can scratch the plaque off with my snails??

>>71043884
hey mon ;3

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>>71043687
What, the pint glass? No.

>>71043778
Who takes such pictures?

I've never had the desire to take a pic like that and send it to my girlfriend

>>71043946
thats clearly not an insect

>>71043957
what on earth is on the back of that truck

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https://youtu.be/R9oZaP-my5E

is this what northerners get up to in their spare time?

>>71043952
Hey yourself, gorgeous

starting my first graduate engineering job on monday aha

>all these lads whinging about "bee yourself" and "ooh Chad can get away with saying that he's good looking"
>he hasn't discovered self love through PUA

pshh

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>>71043871

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>tfw didn't grow up in a coastal city

>>71043871
think i would just kill myself after having this happen to me

worst part would be it happening, but you not realising

71044001
a motorcycle

it should be illegal for bands/singers to write shit songs

>>71044006
>he didn't play hairy chairy with his mates in secondary school

Did you even live?

>>71044006
HI WOOWEE

>>71043982
pretty sure earwigs are insects

>>71044001
A strange motorcycle

>>71044049
does my nut in when normblots stick their tongues out in photos

really does

>>71043942
that's good at the end of the day whatever you feel most confident in will ultimately be what works best

>>71044047
it looked like an earwig to you?

>>71044047
a. thats not an earwig
b. don't have a B

but that is clearly not an earwig, fucking hell lad

>>71044087
what was /fit/ like when he died?

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>tfw to dumb to get into pc gaming

>>71044088
>>71044090
Whys it in his ear then you spastics

>>71044088
>>71044090
millipede, i got confused

>>71043851
I didn't do anything, but I was interviewed by the police in connection with the alleged crime. If it wasn't such a terrible time for my family it would be a very interesting experience desu - on the advice of my solicitor I prepared a statement and then answered 'no comment' to all their questions while they tried to wind me up or trick me into giving them more info.

>>71043884
Actually the cops were very professional throughout. I don't need to plead innocent as I was cleared from the investigation, but I'll tell my dad that Poleaboo has given him some legal advice, he'll appreciate that.

>>71043888
I don't live with them (although I did at the time of the alleged incident) - but I still know lots of people in my hometown, and if word breaks out about a trial in the local media (which it probably would), it would cause great strain on me even though I no longer live there, and on my family members who do live there.

what would have happened if white people didn't discover the new world? would all those people need to live here?

>>71044074
Its slightly tight when i do the button up, but i have put on quite a bit of weight recently (laziness, christmas holiday food and quit sports) so once i lose it i should be all good.
Its a summer suit though so i have time.

>>71044119
its not a millipede either

>>71044119
it was actually a centipede

>>71044110

stickies with thousands of posts freaking out
lots of people thought it was a hoax/prank

>>71044126
europe would probably be more crowded

all the inventions from european americans, canadians, australlians, etc would not exist

hahha

>>71044021
have you tried PUA?

>>71043908
pretend homos out.

>>71044122
My uncle went to prison for stabbing someone for sleeping with his wife (my aunt)
That went down a charm

>>71044122
Fucking idiot

Cops being nice/proffesional is just a trick to sucker you into letting your guard down, confessing or just giving therm some ammo

My guys offered to buy me McDonald's for fuck sake

south
central
does
it
like
nobody
does

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>>71044112

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>>71043624
caucasian'd

>>71044251
They bought dylan roof mcdonalds
Must be a police meme

tfw too poor to get into console gaming

>>71044273
haha

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thread music ~~~~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

YAT YAT THUGS ARE NUMBER WAN

>>71044264
is that the chicken bloke

>>71044202
not saying I wouldn't sleep with a married woman

but I'd expect reprisals and wouldn't call the rozzers over it

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Why can't Yanks into equality?

>>71044301
haha

>>71044273
he looks like one of those northern brothers

>>71044273
Is he possessed or is he some sort of spirit?

New thread please

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>>71044321
>Deontology

>>71044273
i saw him in skyrim

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>>71044330
WE

>>71044318
caught them in the act
He stabbed him 20 times, he died.
27 years

>>71044273
Have you heard of the High Elves?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlX6RSF1ny0

>>71044370
Can i save it?

>>71044371
well thats a bit different

but its an understandable crime if you ask me

>>71044321
>equality
Communist

equitability on the other hand? Yes, they most certainly need that, everywhere needs that

>>71044371
Hed only get manslaughter in Texas

>>71044405
>>71044405
>>71044405

new /brit/

>>71044202
Did he die? Did you or your family have any repercussions from it? That's a pretty bad one. Even so, although what my dad's accused of is a less serious crime, it has an incredibly bad public stigma and I think the repercussions would be far worse.

>>71044251
kek, unfortunately they didn't offer me that, best I got was the offer of tea/coffee. Either way, fortunately I'm intelligent enough not to fall for it. Kept things as friendly and professional as possible, firmly stated that I wanted to speak to a solicitor (even though the office was trying to subtly dissuade me from doing it), learned what my rights were, and followed that strategy in the interview. Back to friendly/professional afterward. They're just doing their jobs after all, no need to be a dick to them.

>>71044371
fair enough tbqh

>>71044397
By caught i mean he knew it was happening , got in his car, drove there, took a knife with him and stabbed him.

Imo its pretty understandable, clinch was that he took the knife in the car with him so they argued it was premeditated

>>71044428
>incredibly bad public stigma

so what you're saying is, your dad is a pedo

>>71044451
Yeah I think in that situation I would have done the same, just without the knife, and beat the guy until I broke my hands on his face

>>71044316
its the talented 11 year old british lad of nigerian extraction that built a personal computer in london