/brit/

going to have a wank and a sandwich

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Oh my God
Hold tight /brit/
Big up all the stay inside mandem
Oh my gosh

Nerd

>3.1m views in 8 days

mud ting

I DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG
WITH A LITTLE BUMP N GRIND

going to have a wank sandwich

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>burrito man recognises me as a regular and tries to make small talk

Life feels like purgatory, and recently I find myself wanting to scream.

need a bf

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emily

>>71039402
post something different for once

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>hur dur
>le FONT
>haha I'm such a loser
>that'll teach these normos

I had a gf once

rah stormzys ting is a spiiiiiice senpai

>>71039432
stop posting me gf

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE DDR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEFgysIt1w4

>>71039474
shant

don't like the meme where we pretend to like grime

wish my cousin would fuck me

i dont do black music
i dont do white music
i make fight music, for high school kids

ngl boyos, I'm a little jelly of the autists that went to HWNDU to shout /pol/ memes at Shia

fuck off chester you gay cunt

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Melkorposting you say?

>Thus, as Morgoth, when Melkor was confronted by the existence of other inhabitants of Arda, with other wills and intelligences, he was enraged by the mere fact of their existence, and his only notion of dealing with them was by physical force, or the fear of it. His sole ultimate object was their destruction. Elves, and still more Men, he despised because of their weakness: that is their lack of physical force, or power over matter; but he was also afraid of them. He was aware, at any rate originally when still capable of rational thought, that he could not annihilate2 them: that is, destroy their being; but their physical life, and incarnate form became increasingly to his mind the only thing that was worth considering.3 Or he became so far advanced in Lying that he lied even to himself, and pretended that he could destroy them and rid Arda of them altogether. Hence his endeavour always to break wills and subordinate them to or absorb them in his own will and being, before destroying their bodies. This was sheer nihilism, and negation its one ultimate object: Morgoth would no doubt, if he had been victorious, have ultimately destroyed even his own creatures, such as the Orcs, when they had served his sole purpose in using them: the destruction of Elves and Men. Melkor's final impotence and despair lay in this: that whereas the Valar (and in their degree Elves and Men) could still love Arda Marred, that is Arda with a Melkor-ingredient, and could still heal this or that hurt, or produce from its very marring, from its state as it was, things beautiful and lovely, Melkor could do nothing with Arda, which was not from his own mind and was interwoven with the work and thoughts of others: even left alone he could only have gone raging on till all was levelled again into a formless chaos. And yet even so he would have been defeated, because it would still have existed, independent of his own mind, and a world in potential.

Patrician tier: Devlin

>>71039525

i put lives at risk with rhymes like this xxxx

>>71039534
That faggot only lived because Tulkas, allowed him to.

Virginity storyline on Corrie is making me uncomfortable desu

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>Sauron had never reached this stage of nihilistic madness. He did not object to the existence of the world, so long as he could do what he liked with it. He still had the relics of positive purposes, that descended from the good of the nature in which he began: it had been his virtue (and therefore also the cause of his fall, and of his relapse) that he loved order and coordination, and disliked all confusion and wasteful friction. (It was the apparent will and power of Melkor to effect his designs quickly and masterfully that had first attracted Sauron to him.) Sauron had, in fact, been very like Saruman, and so still understood him quickly and could guess what he would be likely to think and do, even without the aid of the palantíri or of spies; whereas Gandalf eluded and puzzled him. But like all minds of this cast, Sauron's love (originally) or (later) mere understanding of other individual intelligences was correspondingly weaker; and though the only real good in, or rational motive for, all this ordering and planning and organization was the good of all inhabitants of Arda (even admitting Sauron's right to be their supreme lord), his plans, the idea coming from his own isolated mind, became the sole object of his will, and an end, the End, in itself.4

how do we live in a world where DFW is dead and there's a big orange moron leading the US, life is cruel 2bh

whomst

back when mark wahlberg was marky mark
this is how we used to make the party start

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>>71039534
>tfw you'll never get to see Fingolfin battle Melkor

>>71039612
nigger

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WEW

>>71039621
>Fingolfin would be black if made today

never had a gf or sex

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20 minutes into bagpipes n chill n he gives you this look

>>71039640
WE WUZ NOLDOR N SHEEIT YO

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You grow up, you post half a century, you get a 4chan pass, you post a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point?' That's where I come in.

You've seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anything's possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I don't do it so they turn round and go 'Thankyou Anon for the (You)s, thankyou for the wisdom, thankyou for the laughs.' I do it so, one day, someone will go 'There goes a Brentposter. I must remember to thank him.'

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>>71039585
>I will order all pencils in Middle Earth in their proper order.

>>71039640
Yet The Hobbit was mostly straight white males.
How did Hackson get away with it?

Which suit should I go for out of these suits lads?

http://www.tmlewin.co.uk/Men%27s-Suits/Outlet-Mens-Suits,en_GB,sc.html?prefn1=chestSize&prefv1=39%20in&prefn2=colour&prefv2=Navy

>>71039740
TM Lewin suits are shit

go suitsupply

just dont reply lads

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HE'S HERE

>>71039772
what if i want to

>>71039746
TINY

>>71039746
Melkor would have been way bigger than that

>>71039746
>5'11'' vs. 6'1''

>>71039746
gay

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if you actually read Lord of the Rings...I feel sorry for you. It's time to move onto better literature

LOTR is pleb shit tier on par with Harry Pooper

>>71039761
Are they actually? I thought anything on Jermyn St would be at least a reasonable standard. I get most of my stuff from Charles Tyrrwhit and have always liked them, but I didn't want literally everything I wear to be from them.

Don't reply to it

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>>71039793
For you

>>71039640
/pol/ pls

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Don't reply to the Paki sex tourist

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Sauron is the twink we all deserve.

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>>71039839

>>71039829
well not shit but they're nothing to write home about, they do good shirts.

I consider suits to be investment, I'd rather spend a bit more on something I love that will last, your call mate

why didn't gandalf just ride a eagle and drop it into the volcano?

wtb gf 20k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4M4XTsx2cA

>giving it all these proxy (You)s

baka

actual found footage of a certain 5'6 poster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5tgqMeEVTA

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>>71039820
Better literature? Harry Potter is actually one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects—all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody—just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

not a fan of tinie tempah's music but he's probably the coolest man alive desu

I wonder if I lost the use of my legs but could still get an erection could I get a job in porn

Did the elf kill the dragon? Haha, did the fairy cast the spell on the dwarf? Fascinating!

>>71039888
Well I thought I was going comfy mid-tier. I try to buy clearance from good manufacturers rather than new from somewhere like River Island or Topman - like I say, I thought everything on Jermyn St was mid-tier and good quality.

>>71039951
There's a dwarf called Meem in the Silmarillion so it has that going for it.

>they call Harry Potter "Gary Potter" in Russia


Ahahahahaha

I find it a tad funny that Breitbart has been described as a far right white supremacist neo Nazi newspaper

What world do these people live in?

>>71039945
is that an arse?

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>>71039880
Heh, thought about posting that as well.

>>71039903

This makes me feel really nice and really sad

>>71039991
Not liking gay marriage or getting fucked in the ass = nazi

>>71039945
Would like those warm bum cheeks to rest on my face.

Seriously, though. Why are there no blacks in Lord of the Rings?

Men who go to Thailand looking for sex are the ultimate alphas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrNxhNszIAo

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>>71039820
Lotr actually has amazing world-building and lore though.

Harry Potter universe is a fucking mess with plotholes and inconsistencies out the fucking ass.

>>71040066
>What are Uruks

>>71039901
The eagles didn't wanna mess with other races and their squabbles

>>71040066
because Middle Earth is based off of medieval Northern Europe

>>71040066
Because for once, and by some miracle, Hollywood just decided to concentrate on making a movie and not pandering or spending their time focused on diversity. And guess what, they made the most successful trilogies of all time

>>71040017
>you will never be a kid again, spending all day after school playing runescape

>>71039707
>>71039876
>>71039979
>>71040059
that's neat

>>71040066
why would there be? its a fictional fucking universe you dolt

>>71039977
More like the soft c sound in chary. It's the latin and kyrillic alphabets which aren't quite fit to describe the sounds the mouth is making.

Eating a chinese.
Spring Rolls
Beef with Mushrooms
Egg Friend Rice
Pint of San Miguel

It's tasty

>>71039991
Another thing I find humorous about Breitbart is that this whole 'fake news' phenomenon was an attempt from the left to discredit them, and now that Trump has turned it around and is using it to attack CNN and the like they're suddenly up in arms and saying how terrible it is that Trump can criticise something as fake news.

>>71040066
There are to the south of Harad

>>71040139
Bet your mouth would fit me though.

>>71040131
aalborg

>>71040108
Erm, Rohan has some fleeting reminiscence to Eastern European cultures.

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>>71040108
EXCUSE ME

>>71040148
>San Miguel
What is?

>>71039945
Oh my god, I wonder what transistors they have stuffed in that beauty.

>>71040148
might nip to the shop and a beer or 2

the insecure algerian has left the building

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>>71040066
But the Haradrim are described as swarthy.

>>71040177
shitty 'spanish' beer

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>>71040177
Beer from le strongest race in the world land

find people like poleaboo, lisicki and alan fascinating desu, what makes them so weird and mentally ill?

>>71040177
a beer

who /drunk/ here?

>>71040222
that means black according to the wewoz tribe.

Mate just seen my phone screen on clover in thr pub and asked what it was

Told him "don't worry" and walked off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3TCuXdMpAo

Fuck sake.

>>71040148
>Egg Friend Rice
What is?

>>71040229
It's "pinoy"

bought some fosters you bunch of cunts

going to imbibe them asap

>>71040175
WE

>>71040229
>shitty
Why drink it then?

>>71040230
Looks alright

>>71040231

mental illness

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Today the average UK resident is:
36.94% British (Anglo Saxon)
21.59% Irish (Celtic)
19.91% Western European (France/Germany)

heyyyyyyyy macarena

The boat people are black in lotr

>>71040083
No it actually doesn't. LOTR world and lore is just some pseudo-intellectual's attempt to see how much shit from real folktales he could fit into a book. Tolkien didn't even like story building, he even admits he just wrote because he wanted to create a new language. Tolkien never had an original idea in his life, and that's why the entire lore and plot of LOTR is so similar to other European epics. Lol. Tolkien sucks big fat nuts

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>>71040257
CLOVER BROS

>>71040231
The definition of mentally ill is that there are no buttons to get them where you want them.

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This chinless sod burned a £20 note in front of a homeless man.

>>71040313
>93% european (ie. white)

alright by me

>>71040341
Alpha as fuck.

thoughts lads?
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1486760348370.webm
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1486760348370.webm
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1486760348370.webm

>>71040341
good lad

>>71040156
I saw a CNN article yesterday saying that the term fake news has lost all meaning because Trump uses it

>>71040341

no chin tim

>>71040365
>flag
not surprised

>>71040380
pencilneck pete

>>71040365
was literally just introducing my mum to my new mates on here and clicked on this to show her the type of stuff we talk about. thanks a lot fuckhead

>>71040365
bit gay to stand in a circle with your willies out

A British rabbi has told his congregation in Wales that war is approaching and Judaism allows them to take women as slaves and rape them.

>>71040341
And your government burns £20,000,000,000 every year trying to import more 3rd world immigrants...really makes me think

>>71040365
Based Belle Claire

>>71040329
Okay, fäm.

probably got a shit mark because I chose not to pick the question that was copied and pasted from last year (with 100nm changed to 300nm)

ahh yes modern "education"

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>A great ring-wall of stone, like towering cliffs, stood out from the shelter of the mountain-side, from which it ran and then returned again... one who passed in and came at length out of the echoing tunnel, beheld a plain, a great circle, somewhat hollowed like a vast shallow bowl: a mile it measured from rim to rim. Once it had been green and filled with avenues, and groves of fruitful trees, watered by streams that flowed from the mountains to a lake. But no green thing grew there in the latter days of Saruman. The roads were paved with stone-flags dark and hard; and beside their borders instead of trees there marched long lines of pillars, some of marble, some of copper and of iron, joined by heavy chains, to the centre all the roads ran between their chains. There stood a tower of marvelous shape. It was fashioned by the builders of old, who smoothed the Ring of Isengard, and yet it seemed a thing not made by the craft of Men, but riven from the bones of the earth in the ancient torment of the hills. A peak and isle of rock it was, black and gleaming hard: four mighty piers of many-sided stone were welded into one, but near the summit they opened into gaping horns, their pinnacles sharp as the points of spears, keen-edged as knives. Between them was a narrow space, and there upon a floor of polished stone, written with strange signs, a man might stand five hundred feet above the plain.

>>71040238
All me.

>>71040365

is that belle claire

>>71040365
she sucked on the small one the longest

is she gay?

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>£50m of cocaine washed up on a beach in Norfolk

bloody hell lads my stash has been seized

>>71040238
Yes

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>I watch anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs

>>71040313
Ought to be 100% Anglo-Saxon 2bh

>>71040427
Yes

>>71040424
Based Alan Lee. Have you watched the Lord of the Rings Appendices?

My left bollock aches a bit x

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>Why yes I am shorter than 6'3"

reckon I'll pass out after a couple more drinks lads

>>71040510
*nicks your pint glass*

>>71040510
Bit early innit

but i do know one thing though
bitches they come they go

doing a get drown my sorrows
wish i had weed

>>71040522
straight from the can/vodka botle lad

>>71040525
do i give a fuck

feel a bit sick ad my hans are cold for some daft reSON

Is it possible to have a successful working life but also completely refuse to attend things like christmas parties, leaving drinks, etc? Already spending 9 hours per day with these pricks, don't want to spend my whole social life with them too desu.

>>71040510
*gets ready to molest your lifeless body*

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the 40 y/o gf

>>71040577
Yes, I even missed my own leaving drinks

>>71040544
nah. it's if they don't come they go. whablääm, BERNED

>>71040487
>Have you watched the Lord of the Rings Appendices?
>Ow my foot
>Ow my wig
Don't think we'll ever see this kind of dedication ever again. They filmed three huge films back to back, without abusing CGI, and with great scripts. It's 60 hours of extra content that they filmed just for the fans to have a look at how they did it.

anyone else watch the finebros?

>>71040583
rashid

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>You will never be born in West Virginia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>>71040583
>rashida

>>71040575
Post chilly willy

how do they lay out sandbags and trenches when there is an enemy gun turret like 15 feet away

>>71040636
who are you quoting?

If given a chance I bet I could befriend an ethnic.

>>71040651
put them out whilst they're asleep

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Just curious.
How does /brit/ feel about the IRA?
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12310645

>>71040680
like there wouldn't be any guard on duty?lol

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time to eat x

Absolutely SCREECHING at how the only reason liberals ever win anything is because of gerrymandering

peng tings on my whataspp

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time to eat x

>>71040608
>Sean Astin in charge of not being afraid of helicopter rides
And it's all so damn comfy. It's such a shame what happened with The Hobbit.

>>71040651
they lay them down before they get there you retard

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>>71039334
Someone said Melkorposting?

>eating
alri tubs

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time to eat x

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>>71040690
/fa/ /lit/ and kino all at the same time

>>71040777
What is this gay transformers shit

>>71040751
fat fuck

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'Ri la's

'Ows it 'oin'?

>>71040776
and the enemy builds a concrete turret in the same time? Lol

>germans

Why do they have zero sense of humour?

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>>71040804

Kek, that's Deviantart for you.

>>71040651
>Fraternisation—peaceful and sometimes friendly interactions between opposing forces—was a regular feature in quiet front-line sectors of the Western Front. In some areas, it manifested simply as a passive inactivity, where both sides would refrain from overtly aggressive or threatening behavior, while in other cases it extended to regular conversation or even visits from one trench to another.[7]


>Truces between British and German units can be dated to early November 1914, around the time opposing armies had begun static trench warfare. At this time, both sides' rations were brought up to the front line after dusk, and soldiers on both sides noted a period of peace while they collected their food.[8

>By 1 December, a British soldier could record a friendly visit from a German sergeant one morning "to see how we were getting on".[9] Relations between French and German units were generally more tense, but the same phenomenon began to emerge. Other truces could be enforced on both sides by weather conditions, especially when trench lines flooded in low-lying areas

>The proximity of trench lines made it easy for soldiers to shout greetings to each other, and this may have been the most common method of arranging informal truces during 1914.[12] Men would frequently exchange news or greetings

>Several British soldiers recorded instances of Germans asking about news from the football leagues, while other conversations could be as banal as discussions of the weather

>>71040846
would like to see an image of a concrete turrent built in the middle of a barren trench warfare field

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>>71040639
i had to blank th eknobend because I don't want to get banned

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>>71040773
>It's such a shame what happened with The Hobbit.
Never stood a chance against the greediness of today.
Tolkien actually wrote a 20 or so page 'sequel' to lotr, explaining how 'orc business' is taking an apple from a tree and discarding it. We are living it.

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It has dawned on me that I now have 0 (zero) irl friends

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using 4chan for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm voting Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day, and you'll beg to be my beta provider.

>>71040902
just wondering how the hacksaw ridge set could come about irl

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>>71040904
Good lad

>>71040894
WW1 and 2 confirmed fake

fucking jews man

double layer conspiracies everywhere

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>>71040914

My skin is terrible, lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38939432

prods btfo

>>71040275
Nah, it's Spanish, it was founded in Manila by the Spanish when the Philippines were still part of Spain, but now the headquarters are in Barcelona. Not the best Spanish beer but it is very popular abroad, especially in Asia where it never lost its foothold.

>>71040690
My Granddad might have been a member or at least affiliated with them

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>>71040964
h-haha state of you

>>71041018
almost drunk enough to post my actual face

not the worst looking lad about either

being dox'd probably wouldn't make me feel any worse than I already do haha

>>71041183
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we should have privitised medicine 2bh

it incentises people to live healthier lives

Steady. Steady. You are soldiers of Gondor. No matter what comes through that gate you will stand your ground.

>>71041183
I bet you're a real British qt3.14 :3

>>71041183
do it haha

>>71041190
mate all my so called "friends" don't want to hang out with me

I've got literally no ne to talk to besides /brit/ which is why I'm blind drunk alone on a friday

watching infowars
can feel my third eye opening as I type

I'm an ultra rorke just so society will turn to shit and you will all be proven wrong

>>71040690
Irish have always been uppity, even in medieval times. They should just join the UK desu

>>71041238
>friends
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>>71041225
>>71040904
Genuine faggot shit

>>71041203
we should just take stuff relating to smoking, drinking and over eating off the NHS

>>71041265
impossible to tell

lung cancer, and even obesity can be genetic

>>71041285

You made yourself obese x

>>71041265
but smokers are net contributors to the NHS

>>71041299
why are girls so sexy on public transport

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/brit/ is shite these days
i think i'll post in a much better, more humorous thread like /cum/

>>71041285
>lung cancer, and even obesity can be genetic
People love to talk about such Darwinian policies but if they were ever actually enacted and these people began to suffer then a great amount of people would chimp out.

howling that the sex pest went through the whole night trying to talk to a dumb bimbo and spending money only to have to end up wanking like the rest of the losers her

>>71041310
this.
even fatties and alkies can function well.

only people who are a definite drain are old

if their healthcare was private they would pay higher rates

>>71041366
Who?

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Proud son of the South here

>>71041115
Hmm I've been reading about this, apparently now there are 2 independent branches of San Miguel beer companies, the Spanish one and the Philippino one, both selling the same product independently. But if you are a Brit you are probably drinking the Spanish one though, especially if it looks like this: >>71040230

>>71041413
dont care

>>71041388
Fatties and smokers actually save money because the vast majority of healthcare spending is end-of-life care that geriatrics get to live another month.

>>71041413
*rises again*

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bought some of these

>>71041462
Good lad

>>71041457
what I said cunt

>>71041413
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

OH I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTON...

lads i reckon I'm going ot upload my face after a couple mor ebeers

fid a googe image search for the pic and nothign came up so i dion[t reckon i'll be doxxeed

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>>71041413
good lad
how often do you shoot road signs?

just ate a pizza

>>71041519
DO IT

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>Hail, Niënor, daughter of Húrin. We meet again ere we end. I give you joy that you have found your brother at last. And now you shall know him: a stabber in the dark, treacherous to foes, faithless to friends, and a curse unto his kin, Túrin son of Húrin! But the worst of all his deeds you shall feel in yourself.

>>71041519
why do you think anyone cares?

>>71041408
his name's alan a'snackbar
>>71039781
>>71039851

>>71041481
by consuming scotland food you are also importing bad health

>>71041537
will u rate me at least before pathetically attempting to dox me

bit curipus where i socre

>>71041549
why do you think i do? i've had about 9 beers this evening

ur talking to a drunk lad

went to the shop and remarked to the worker drone there about Easter eggs already being for sale. he said they got all the Easter stuff just after Christmas. they also get Halloween stuff in the summer.

>took a break from SERIOUS study to see what the lads are up to
and THIS is what I get???! seriously?

>>71041583
Yea I'll rate ya, I've got nothing else to do desu

Bored af at work

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this entire thread

>>71041602
heard some woman ask the same thing 2 days ago

reminder anywhere south of the 45th parallel is invariably a shithole

>>71041514
I can feel the pride in my heart well up every time I hear that tune

>>71041636
>Canadians autofiltered

Very patrician.

os rdunk ldas :o

>>71041646
dumb post

>>71041583
posting your willy would be less doxxable

looking forward to seeing this lad's face desu lads

>>71041650
say what you will about the confederates they have good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO_vlmbd72o

really scared of family members dying

>>71041636
Autism

>>71041699
t. desert monkey

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>extra flags

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something to get the dendrites moving

>>71041720
>>71041731
>>>/runt/

>>71041705
I've uploaded my face to a random thread instead ahahahahahahahahaha

going to lose 7kg in the next month
i will be an ADONIS of incredible proportions

>>71041706
My ancestors fought for the Confederacy

>>71041741
dendrites don't move

>>71041812
NEEEEEEEEEEERD

>americans consistently upload BBC porn to /brit/ and he filters leafs instead

makes me think

maybe novas shitty edm posts made him do it

I don't like London, but the quality of people living here are undeniably far higher than the sorts of people that live in other parts of the country (I'm in a majority-white area btw).

post faster, runts

>>71041794
do you think their cause was just

>>71041906
>london
>majority white

FORTY FIVE PERCENT

ABSOLUTELY H O W L I N G

>>71041885
>edm

>>71041911
No

>on mobile
>can't filter the leafs
bad feel

>>71041922
Yes I do

>>71041906

ideally, every human in London should be trampled by a horse

Doing a read.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_mythology

>>71041956
damn good post

Any of you lads have doggos?

>>71041906
>breaking news: richer people live in more expensive areas

>>71041906
White Londoners are cunts.

But then so are most white Southern English.

>>71041977
Several

>>71041994
Pics

>>71041977
Died last year.

>>71041934
what else do you call music that sounds like it was made 10 years ago

>>71041977
yeah lad ama

>>71041906
>majority white area

so zone 5 or 6?

>>71041928
Are you denying that some areas of London are majority white? I'm scrolling through Tinder and it's all middle-class English girls, qt Europeans, and the occasional chink from LA.

>>71041956
This desu.

>>71041978
>>71041988
They just tend to be a better quality of person desu, everyone is a bit more good-looking and well-educated than the people in the more northerly places I've lived.

Found the probably-not-trans-girls name and through that, Facebook, the course she studied at university is hilarious (and so is the university she attended). I realise that this is me getting randomly obsessed again but I think I'll be able to kick this one swiftly. I also see how previously an interest in Poles led to an interest in a random Polish person and now it's the same with trans.

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had a steak and cheese roll from greggs today

>>71042038
Pics of doggos?

>>71042018
Haha nerd

>>71042043
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POSTER

STATISTICALLY HE IS 55% LIKELY TO BE BROWN

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CREASING BAHAHAHA

pretty sure the la from Balaami radio posts on here

>>71042008
Later I will

They're off in the woods somewhere now they'll be back when it begins to get dark

shan't be responding

ffs thought this was /epl/ when I posted

alri runts

dont reply to it

Some areas of Detroit are white.

>>71042043
>breaking news: richer people are better looking and better educated

absolute mong you are son

Congratulate me for achieving 2 weeks in employment

>>71041949
well you're wrong

>>71041928

white british is more like 38% now

there are no white people outside london, only underclass chavs and scum excluding tory countryside regions

>>71042114
>London is quite literally mostly white, except for the bits that mostly aren't
ahhh yessssss
please DO tell me more

>>71039725
not complaining but I would like to point out that dale was extremely multi-ethnic

just not any leads, but the background peeps had loads of chinamen and black folk

>>71042128
shitskin

Ribena is a fat smelly paki virgin.

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>>71041977

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*listens to Joe rogan experience*
Ahhhhhhh yes truly comfy

>>71042122
try 10 fuckin years, sister

>>71042147
I'm honorary white

>>71042173
>>71042173
>>71042173
>>71042173
>>71042173

>>71042163
don't reply to it

>>71042122
it is a good start

>>71042166
No you're not you're a filthy dirtskin who was born to serve white men

>>71042100
>/epl/
>this active

Alri lads
*Wallows in deep existential crisis rapidly enveloping my """"life""""*

>>71042155
bit rude

i'm white skinned with big lips and big dick

>>71042182
o-ok

>>71042158
Haha look at his lil beard

>>71042188
Thanks

>>71042190
True

>>71042153
>a port town was multi-ethnic
The absolute STATE of you Rorkes.

>>71042348
I said I'm not complaining though

was just pointing out that the hobbit wasn't all white males

get off your high horse and wind your neck in


also if you you actually look at dale on the LOTR map its just a tiny body of water that doesn't connect to SHIT. wouldn't even have global naval trade

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>tfw no more /brit/ monthly
could have been the best gimmick of all time tbqh