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itt: best and worst tourists in your cunt
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>>71037325
worst: english
best: russians
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>>71037325
worst: Argentinians and Americans
best: Japaneses and Western Europeans aside from Italian.
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>>71037325
best: germans
worst: bosnians
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>>71037325
Please delete this thread. I already know whats coming
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most of them go to London so idk
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>>71037325
Worst: Argentinians
Best: Argentinians
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>>71037325
best: argentinians
worst: the rest
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americans aren't even that bad
i have a bad view of australian tourists. always coming here for sex tourism
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>>71038063
i hate texas now
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>>71038066
the eternal aussie strikes again
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>>71037325
best: ur mum
worst: u
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Best : nips, even if they can't speak english or french
Worst : eastern europeans and saudis.
Burger are loud and annoying but mostly friendly
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best: british
worst: british
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>>71038043
This
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>>71037325
best: every east asian cunt
worst: russians
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>>71037325
>worst
unironically Jews, even the English don't behave as bad as Israelis do
>best
dunno who's best, but Iberians, Asians, and (despite the memes) Burgers are alright
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>>71037325
best: euro and muricans I guess
worst: israel and half of the argies.
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>>71038043
>Best: Argentinians
I'm sorry
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>Bro Tier
French

>High Tier
Germany
USA/Canadians
Dutch

>OK Tier
Poles
Japs
Indians
South Americans

>Bad Tier
Chinese
Arabs
Spanish
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Worst: American
Best: German
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Best
Rich cunts
Worst
Freedom campers
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Best: French or Italian
Worst: Chinese, Nepali/Indians, and Mexicans
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>Best
None
>Worst
Anyone
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Best: Hmong
Worst: Somalis

Both of them have stuck around here for decades for some reason though, so really, I can't wait for both of 'em to go back.

t. Minnesotan
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Best: old Americans
Worst: American spring breakers, American marines
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Best: french
Worst:eastern euros
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Best: Brits

Worst: Bongs

I am being at strife about Brits.
One the one hand many British tourists are perfectly nice, friendly, educated, interested.
But on the other hand many of them are just the exact opposite of the first mentioned group. I cannot understand how those totally oppositional people life in one country and come along with one another.
It's like Brits are either top hat + monocle or pic related.
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>>71038606
>his gf was nailed by a kraut backpacker
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>>71038943
that's just how we are, I guess it's a class thing
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>>71038994
I met some German tourists, they both posted on /fa/
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Best: Other nordicks and the dutch. Americans as well since they tip even though people don't really tip here since we get a livable wage.

Worst: Chinese and Indians

t. have worked with tourists A LOT
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>>71037325
worst: brits and jews
best: japs, germans, span and probably some slavs
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>>71037325
best: irish
worst: english
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>>71038562
But Poles coming to Ireland aren't tourists lad
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Best: Germans, Japs
Worst: Chinese, Arabs
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Why in so many cunts, Chinks are the worst tourists? Here they are friendly, lovely, polite and have manners.
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idk, im pretty okay with the tourist here
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>>71039558
this 2bh
but then again I can't tell a chink from a jap
either way slants are the best tourists

dunno worst
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>>71039558
not here
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>>71039558
>have manners
literally never seen a Chink tourist behave like a real human bean
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>>71039558
>Here they are friendly, lovely, polite and have manners.

you sure they weren't nips?
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Best: Germans, russians , Italian
Worst: American , jews, Somalis
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>nobody thinks Nordic tourists are the best

How come?
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>>71039753
I am sure.
In Helsinkongkyooul there is shit ton of East Asians that it has learned me to understand mandarin and cantonese, korean and japanese. Also I can recognize which granny is from which cunt.
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>>71037325
>best
Brits, germans, scandis, americans and australians
>worst
pretty much everyone else
French are cheap as fuck, italians are like gypsies, loud and steal a lot, most of eastern europeans act like they came here to fight with locals and everyone else.

I'm pretty sure that in few years I'd call any young anglo tourists the worst scum because their behavior and appearance is to say atleast degenerate.
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>>71038562
>>Bad Tier
>Spanish
Explain this
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best: chinese or russian
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>>71039158
>t. have worked with tourists A LOT
What about Germans? I've heard Swedes don't like German tourists.
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>>71040536
>most of eastern europeans act like they came here to fight with locals and everyone else
topkek. can you share a story?
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>>71038562
>>71038624
>>71038815
>Bro tier : French
>Best : French
What sort of world have I entered ? I was always under the impression that we were terrible tourists.
>>71039558
Guess they feel right at home.
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>>71040810
No problem with them at all really. Should have put them at best as well. The only real problem I had was that they really wanted to pay with cash and that they make up +50% of the tourists during the summer so you will eventually meet some rotten eggs.
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>>71041062
You're good tourists. You're awful hosts.
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>>71037762
>>71039870
>>71040742
>russian
russians make fun and memes about their own tourists in other countries because they act like shit
this thing called "russo turisto" in Russia
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>>71037325
>tourists in your cunt
Really? Where?
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>>71038943

This
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>>71041062
our worst tourists go in cheap sunny countries, those who visit rich european countries are the cultured ones
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>>71041329
What about latinos friendo :^)
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>Best: Belgians, Mexicans, Asians and Germans
>Worst: canadians, fucking greenpeace, Koreans
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>best: russians and italiens
>worst:french,German and britsh
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>>71041062
french tourists are very classy and don't cause any commotion in cities
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>>71040612
Spanish students specifically. They come over in massive groups every summer and block streets, make an absolute racket unlike any other visitors and leave trash all over the place
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Worst: Asians.
Best: Not sure.
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best: I don't know, they are all mostly cool
worst: noisy asians with cameras and no awareness of their surroundings
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>>71043595
Oh lord, I know what you mean. I remember walking around York, swarmed with Asians talking excruciatingly loud and taking hundreds of pictures of the same thing, its as if one isn't enough - they're just force themselves to waste time religiously.
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>>71037325
Best: Japs
Worse: Brits by a mile
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>>71041581
how do you even differentiate Canadians from Americans abroad without directly asking them if you're not a native English speaker and can't recognize the extremely minor accent difference?
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>>71044016
>extremely minor accent difference
HERE
WE
GO
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>>71044016
Canadians from my experience sound far more sarcastic in the way that they talk and have less nasal voices. Generally more reserved also.
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>>71044095
Germans have enhanced accent detection and imitation powers though.
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We barely even get tourists, I could probably count in my hands every foreigner I've noticed here that wasn't in an airport.
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>>71044171
Oh except for people that come to live here (plenty of chinese and bolivians), but those aren't tourists.
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>>71044016
Americans wonder why there are no McDonalds on Cusco.
Canadians do pic related.
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>>71044016
We can tell the difference, but you probably won't be able to in the same way we can't tell the difference between the many regional British accents but you guys obviously can because you live there
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>>71044016
You can't. Some American tourists actually pretend to be Canadian so they won't get hate apparently.
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btw Cusco's McDonalds looks like this
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>>71044263
that's an extremely old meme from the Iraq War era, I don't think any of them actually did it, much like all the supposed immigrants to Canada after the election.
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>>71044278
But they serve the same shit?
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>>71044278
that's a pretty nice McDonalds
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>>71044518
>>71044566
We had alpaca burger once.
It tasted nothing like original
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>>71044586
>alpaca burger
I must have this
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Best: provincials
Worst: Anyone that isnt dutch
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>>71040890
Well once when we were 14 or so, we were playing on the beach and we splashed some russian dude, so in return he tried to start a fight with us. Since there was like 10 of us he backed of.
This is really the only story of them trying to fight us, but in general they seem really hostile.
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I like tourists. I usually start up conversations with them.
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Almost every tourists in my region (Burgundy) are good.
The dutch could be annoying when they invade our roads but they're not really bad
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>>71044278
what's wrong with it?
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>>71044960
Nothing. It's just that it doesn't look like a "normal" McDonalds.
No golden arches and everything
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>>71039919
Can't remember ever having seeen a Nordic tourist
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>>71044203
>Americans wonder why there are no McDonalds on Cusco.
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>>71041581
>fucking greenpeace
Why do you hate Greenpeace? Because of their bigotry?
Or have they done anything bad in Peru?

>be French Foreign Legionnaire
>blow up and sink the "Rainbow Warrior"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior
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>>71041106
this
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>>71045868
lol i know this movie
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