/cum/ bebbi-edition
Everything is pretty terrible.
baby
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b
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>>71037171
>You will never raise /cum/ baby in to responsible, pure, father-cherishing woman
>>71037239
could to
>>71037223
DELET THIS
All Muslims are terrorists.
Steve Bannon being NRx is my favorite meme the media has put out this year
>>71037320
Explain pls
>>71037259
You'd raise her as a slut, you scum
can quite honestly say I'd save my computer over an elderly family member
What usually goes on in these threads?
>>71037461
get the FUCK outta here Gypsy shit
>>71037428
You're pathetic.
>>71037477
thanks, I needed that
>>71037384
Id instill in her wholesome christian values, and push her towards microbiology so she can one day find the cure for cancer
She will also follow a strict regiment of watching Mecha and 90's anime every night from 6-10
>>71037474
Not before I fuck you in the ass you germy twat rocket.
Can /cum/ recommend me a GPU, SSD, and a wireless adapter?
>>71037461
pic related, but non-germans,argentinian,chile posters are always welcome
>>71037461
animeposting, banter, and sports bar talk
>Valentine's Day in 4 days
time to end it all
>>71037461
anime, manlet shaming, arguing over politics, shitposting, daily life stuff
Everyday is Valentine's Day at OPs mom's house.
>>71037586
>tfw going out on a date with the 7/10 chubby mexican from work
Football > Hockey > Baseball > Soccer > Basketball
>>71037627
I'll kill you
>>71037626
>manlet shaming
t.5'9"
Football > Hockey >Basketball > Baseball > Soccer
>>71037532
>>71037545
>>71037626
I see. Alright then.
>tfw Valentine's day is coming up
>only dating a guy because dating women is a sin
Why am I so retarded
>>71037688
>BASEDball that low
>commercialcollide first
>furpuck
kys, my dude
>>71037695
:^)
>>71037701
shut up you giant freak
>>71037688
>turboniggaball
>being better than lankletniggaball
Gonna assume that filthy German just posted CP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
>>71037787
He's Chinese, not Polish.
>>71037380
there is an article by the Atlantic that basically says he has been influenced by NRx and twitter user @BronzeAgePervert
>>71037787
>>71037883
Fake news
if football, especially college, isn't your favorite sport you are not american and should be deported
>>71037839
He's not actually Chinese.
>>71037932
i really want it to be real though
>>71037984
yeah I am Taiwanese
if baseball isn't your favorite sport you are not american and should be deported
>>71037984
You're not actually Chinese.
Prove it.
>>71037953
basketball is more fun to play though
>>71038023
wrong
>>71037953
wrong
>>71038037
wrong
bowling is where it's at
>>71038014
You're fucking Chinese, you're not melanesian so stop saying you are.
>>71038058
t. uses railguards
>>71038014
You said you had a Chinese soul and that you were studying Mandarin to lick feet.
>>71038014
Chinese Taipei*
>>71038078
>imfuckingplying
what part of germany is this?
>>71038058
>bowling
>sport
does anyone play old school runscape?
>windsor bowling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_LDnkKKd3Y
>>71038127
>>71038140
*raises hand*
I haven't in a while so I've just been playing oldschool maplestory right now.
>>71038122
siempre me parto cuando comparan a hitler con chaplin lol
>>71038029
I am Taiwanese
>>71038140
not in a loooong time
cant force myself to grind all that again, and it desperately needs the run update
>*raises hand*
>>71038168
it wasnt my fault
football and golf are best sports
>>71038037
t. never played competitive football
>>71038199
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70758601/#70761592
>>71038266
I am still Taiwanese
>phoneposter
>>71038301
And I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury
*raises paw*
*phoneposts*
>>71037518
Well the AfD did relatively well (even good for a right wing party in germany) which put a lot of pressure on Merkel which is why she's acting a bit more right winged again, but that's just her opportunism showing, I don't think she really changed her mind.
The weird thing here is that it's mostly foreigners that openly support the AfD, most of the time they are from eastern europe, or southern europe. If they manage to get their 12% it'll be better than nothing, but they'll have to proove themselves in the opposition. If they manage to do a good job, people will vote for them again and maybe others will at least think about them as a real alternative.
>>71038122
Berlin, tbqh
I want an all-American Jennifer Paige looking girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyPKRcBTsFQ
Asian men are pathetic creatures.
>>71038263
I played football in grade school. It's fun, I just think basketball requires a little more dexterity with your hands. I like dribbling.
>he didnt play football on the blacktop, with one of the sidelines being a chainlink fence for body-checking
feels nice when you meet lanklets that are crypto betas
tall chads make me feel sick
>>71038645
t. manlet
>>71038675
great deductive skills
but still
5'10 attractive> 6'2 ugly
>>71038719
>5'10
>attractive
>>71038738
yeah im sure all the hollywood stars under 6' never get laid you autismo
>>71038638
touch or full-contact?
hey my name is alberto
cut down the tall trees
>>71038764
touch
but there were bodychecks like hockey
touch football and soccer baseball are two of the worst sports ever made and its basically all we played in PE
thank god my school had a rugby squad
>>71038784
gay
>>71038829
t. trap lover
>>71038824
you lsited 3 sports
holy FUCKING shit I just got a date and it's in a few hours. first time in a long long long time.
Applebee's date in 3 hours what the fuck do I do now? More specifically what do I do AFTER dinner? Do we just walk back to our cars and set up another date later? Set up another date right before we say goodbye? h e l p
>>71038865
soccer baseball is baseball played with a soccer ball
its fucking retarded
>>71038865
bet you have a lisp
>>71038915
nope
>>71038868
whats in your bio? why would you talk about cuddles and then not bring her home after the date?
If the date goes well, invite her to yours for a "coffee" or "movie" or something and then put your benis inside her
>>71038868
>he dates a dogface
pretty sure that's the only picture on her profile
enjoy your wartnosed date
>>71038778
Hello, Alberto
My name is Max
>>71038868
>dog filter
Uh oh spagettio
lol, i'm such a attention whore for cocks
>>71038937
bet you do
>>71038961
GIT OU WHITEY!!! STOP OPRESSIN MEE!!
AAAAAAAAA
>>71038988
Are you a Native?
i thought Weebshits were already ded
>>71039021
please breed with me
>hides knife
My great grandma was a quarter Cherokee
>>71039075
what band
>>71039086
Rush
>>71039075
Is iroquois the original name or did it get frenched.com
>>71039133
shitposting white faggot
>>71039148
Haudenosaunee
>>71039148
they wuz a confederacy
>>71038597
>grade school
>competitive football
basket ball is just bounce a ball and throw it
no real footwork, nothing with your hands against another persons hands, no displays of strength, no teamwork (one player can carry a whole basket ball team), blocking a basket ball is substantially less than blocking a pass or kick in football, stealing a ball is just grabbing it from the air not stripping it, minimal memory of plays required, no pageantry surrounding the event, basketball is played indoors, raw physical strength needed is so much less in basketball, rolling your hips and slamming your dick onto his dick and pushing him off the line letting him know that he is your bitch in football, less conditioning needed in basket ball because its just running around, blocking another player in basketball is a joke, physically moving another man in football, all players in basketball is basically the same in basketball but in football even linemen and receivers must be on the same page even though they're doing tow totally different things, and faggots constantly trying draw fouls or charges in basketball
the raw expression of choreographed male strength that is displayed in football is unlike any other
gets me borderline aroused
>>71038868
>dogface
D R O P P E D
>>71039206
I want revenge sex with every white man after their done using me I'll chop their balls off
>>71037223
> tfw I recognize those soles
>>71039309
>70,000 people die in 5 minutes
kek
>>71039351
do you
tell me about them
>>71039299
is this a pasta? if not then i'm screencapping
10/10
>>71039148
the latter
>The origin of the word Iroquois is obscure, but it might come from a phrase which is often used at the end of Iroquois speeches, hiro kone ("I said"). Others consider than it comes from the way they were called by their Algonquian enemies: irinakhoi ("rattlesnakes"). However, the Iroquois call themselves Haudenosaunee ("people of the longhouses").
In all cases, it existed in the French language before being transfered over the to the English.
>>71039422
no i wrote that
>>71039299
rugby's better though
>>71039461
give this man some gold!
>>71039422
it must be pasta, nobody is autistic enough nowadays to write all that
really putting the virgin in virginia
>>71039469
don't know much about rugby but my coach in high school used to play it in his spare time
>>71039405
Don't remember if it was from the Asian girl who takes off her socks or the cowtit milf on the couch showing her feet in that pose
>>71039510
probably gets tons of boipuss in the locker rooms though
footballs a man's sport after all
>>71039531
its like football with the grace and continuity of soccer
the best contact sport ever devised
>>71038951
>>71038956
>>71038962
>>71039304
yeah I mean the dogface is a red flag but she seems sweet otherwise. sure snapchat filters are annoying but she looks cute like pic related
also to the canadian: my bio is
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Hello ladies I'm single and ready to fucking kill myself"
not proud of it but it gets the laffs
>>71039510
*heems you*
women are a lie
>>71039498
Do you know where you is?
>>71039579
Women are a meme gender
>>71039597
sure i do, but millenials have gotten lazy to write weird essays, also pretty much every autistic replay has been already said, so you could simply archive them and wait for them to become useful.
>>71039563
are you attractive? you must be moderately good looking if you can get away with such a self deprecating statement
that usually turns girls muffs to dust
>>71039579
Women don't exist.
Genders are a social construct.
Women are just men who were born without some body parts.
>>71039574
*dodges*
>>71039563
>a spongebob quote and a meme
What a guy
ny name's netanyahu
>>71039694
*shakes your hand*
>>71039563
the first line is sufficient, the second line stinks of desperation imo
>>71039655
I'm consistently rated between a 5 and 7 across the board. I'm completely surprised I fucking landed this.
>>71039663
once i started using it I started getting matches from girls who aren't fat and/or ugly so something about it works
>>71039754
what was your previous line?
>tfw no cute trap bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrRNM9cMBDk
>>71039803
I don't remember, but whatever I had it was always dumb shit like listing off hobbies or what I'm looking for etc. I finally learned it's better to be entertaining than try and 'sell yourself' by listing off your assets
Would you be able to make it past the first stage of AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR?
>>71039548
both wrong i guess
>>71040090
The pillars you jump across? I got decently good reflexes.
>>71040090
I'm surprised I can get up in the morning
Just curious.
How does /cum/ feel about the IRA?
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12310645
>>71039850
grats. Make sure to come back and tell us how you fucked it up.
>>71040259
fuck off, mick
>>71040303
t. tea sucking limey
>>71040259
Potatobois are like Lebs. Their home country is a shit hole and irrelevant so they mass immigrate and breed like rats
>>71040347
Im no limey
I hate limeys
but yourman can fuck off
>>71040259
The UK should just give back Northern Ireland already.
>>71040375
Irish people are friendly though, at least as long as they aren't drunk. Even their travlers aren't as bad as normal gypsys.
>>71040484
Hello fellow potato negro
Like my new album cover, British tiers?
>>71040527
Lebs are alright and make better food
>>71040604
I don't like really like them, we always get the shitty ones.
http://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/ruhrgebiet/libanesische-clans-in-essen-100.html
http://www.focus.de/politik/deutschland/libanesen-clans-anwohner-in-gelsenkirchen-berichten-von-drogenhandel-und-beleidigungen_id_5855644.html
these things and ladybugs have taken over my house
hi /cum/ it's everyone's favorite poster marking their triumphant return with a job and internet and everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdtteZNrJs
>>71040708
I got your solution right here senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgztUzqaL3E
>>71040758
what the heck? are you back in ohio?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05cQiEvf1yv
Why do my boners hurt?
$186 in tax returns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApxTIQjDMf4
>>71040975
wtf? How much did you earn this year? Like $1100?
>>71040587
I'm not Irish. The most Irish thing about me is my stomach after a shamrock shake.
It's just dumb for the Brits to hang on to the illusions of their empire.
>>71040822
I want
>>71041038
little over 2000
>>71040587
I have planter family and they're never leaving you drunken scumbag
>>71041068
lol are you 12 or something
living in the inner city fucking sucks so much balls
>>71040853
What the fuck?
Buds
>>71041231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo-D92k-e5M
>>71041275
dudes*
>>71040822
that is a good commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vgbMUpyzQw
>>71041275
*lads
>>71041275
*boys
Love is in the air, can't you feel it
>>71041227
do you live here
>>71041435
no.
>>71041412
what does love feel like
>>71041467
chat? memphis? knoxville?
>>71041275
*pals
>>71041498
no i meant i dont live in downtown but i am from the same city
Just used some third party tax report help program and now it says i need to pay back 2.11€ lol
well let's see in a few month when the letter comes in
>>71041476
Like you're high 24/7 days a week
>>71040829
no I just haven't updated my regional flags
>>71041597
We need someone to balance out the Ohio pedo
>>71041567
I dont smoke pot, you degenerate
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdJBf70yn8U
OI OI
/CUM/?
FUCKING /CUM/?
THE FUCK IS ALL THAT ABOUT
/brit/?
more like /shit/
>>71041597
Neither have I, I'm actually in Kyrgyzstan
>>71041641
How many registers are you on?
So I'm sorry, but if you are white and you are insulted by this movie , GET OVER IT! You have an abundance of white privilege that you don't even use in a way that will benefit all Americans.
>>71041526
dog everything outside this red circle is suburban housing hardly inner city
>>71041620
kek
>>71041713
ehhh not reallly. a lot of white people live south of where you marked on the west side of I 65. Now ne and N is mad max ville.
>>71041690
like,, maybe 5, or 6 right now. my dude
>>71041753
sorry ignore this. I read your comment wrong. You are right.
>my dude
>>71037171
This thread is a disaster. I've never seen such a laughable, and unfit thread in my entire life. Sad!
>>71041808
*kicks you in the nuts*
*accidentally bumps into you*
Oh shoot, sorry, man.
>>71041476
Bags of sand
>>71041839
*pushes u*
you looking for a fight? HUH?
Honestly, /g/ is the last good 4chan board
>>71041808
Nah, it's more like a 6/10 for me rn
>>71041868
t. nerd
>>71041863
*gets startled and holds up hands in a submissive stance*
Whoa, whoa, hey, I didn't mean it.
>>71041839
Why you steppin on my jordans dawg?
>>71041868
haha
>tfw range-banned from /g/
>>71041868
>implying
>>>/g/58885971
>>71041476
>tfw I don't know
>>71037202
life's what you make it so let's make it right (let's make it right!)
I don't think Janny likes me :(
>pepsi drinkers' average IQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOwrJaw7llU
Sad!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XDK2JzhI7h
>>71041868
/g/ is shit. There is one good board but I won't say which one because I don't want you retards ruining it
>>71041965
iktf bro
>>71041965
arkansas i have a date in a few hours and she's actually attractive and she sez she's gonna kiss me to make me less nervous uguu~
>>71042139
Good luck bud
>>71042129
I haven't seen this one before lmao
Who wants to be my human stress ball?
>>71042207
Me
>>71041891
heh yeah that's what i thought
*kisses u*
hm
>>71042292
>can I go tumbling down a road of alcoholism and addiction
>no
>can I pursue knowledge
>yes
Heh. Better luck next time, kiddo...
>>71042123
it's /diy/
>>71042129
wtf is wrong with you....seriously wtf
>>71042195
Jannies are too mean to me, I dindu nuffin!
The following are all Mexicans of Serbian descent!
Please tell me, Mexicans of /int/, do you know them? Are they known around Mexico? Do you like them?
George Fisher (settler)
Pablo Metlich (footballer)
Sasha Montenegro (actress)
Claudia Pavlovich Arellano (politician)
Tanya Samarzich (footballer)
Victor Manuel Vucetich (football manager)
Thanks!
>>71042355
Someone asked for it, so I posted it. They just hate Canadians, it's not fair!
I want to erect inside a tall petite qt
I WANT TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
Black History Month
>>71042446
i laugh when people think cumming outside can stop pregnancy.
>>71042498
It can't? Shit
>>71042388
>Sasha Montenegro
I only know her because Santo y Blue Demon Contra El Dr. Frankenstein was on tv a few weeks ago.
My grandma was watching it
>>71041965
janny loves me
>>71042607
>user was banned for this post
>>71042544
The vulva is still permeable.
>>71042645
janny is my mom
hey buds i'm getting some girl scout cookies what kind you want?
>>71042689
can i be your friend, so she won't ban me?
>>71042735
dunno what do they sell?
>>71042741
jannys dont have permission to ban anons
>>71042735
thin mints
>>71042735
>tfw they stopped selling Ole Oles
>>71042735
>enabling one of the biggest scams of the century
>>71042809
i've only had somoas, thin mints, and tagalongs
>>71042910
>scam
girl scout cookies are fuckin delicious
>>71041965
janny hates me, he perma-banned one of my friends because i shitposted on his wifi
>>71042735
Peanut butter
>>71042948
jannys dont have the permission to ban people!
>>71043008
if you say so
alright buds what should I whack it to tonight
post some hot links
>>71043008
idk then, mod i guess
either way i get temp-banned at least once a month so i think its safe to say im not his favorite
though to be fair i've been pretty naughty
http://www.strawpoll.me/12311398
ZAP
FACT: America is the most powerful country in the WORLD
>>71043333
double dubs confirm
Why doesn't Trump recognize two chinas
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71043389
Why is their sign in English if they live in Chinkland?
china owns taiwan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GSWu1FlwIg
>>71043389
taiwanese speak decent english
dust bowl blues are so comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1893ZBkXaE
>>71043473
in some asian countries they like to use English words to be fashionable.
*makes taiwan part of the PRC*
>>71043511
we've been defacto independent for decades now nigger
>insult a chinese province
>canadian flag comes to defend it
You going out tonight, /cum/?
>>71043684
hmmm...... it's probably nothing
>>71043686
>implying I have friends
>>71043686
My friend asked me if I wanted to get burgers today, if he's still up to it once he gets off work I will.
>>71043686
I was gonna go to a sushi bar but I think I'll stay home today. I wanna lower my food expenses
Who /watching anime in mum's basement/?
>>71043822
>>71043893
>>71043897
lol losers
who likes 2d dimensional little girls here?
>>71043932
WTF?
I HATE /cum/ baby now!
>>71043935
thiic thighs
>>71043935
Thicc dragon girls
>>71042735
can you order me one of the girlscouts
I'm pretty lonely
>>71043932
>>71043950
/cum/-chan will never say something like this!
>>71043932
>>71044034
ohio pls
>go to CNN once
Who died the worst death in history /cum/?
>>71043686
Yeah
>>71044163
you
*kills you in a horrifying way*
>shave head
>proceed to get kicked out of a store
First time for everything I guess
>>71044038
don't kid yourself
>>71044163
Kamina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zj45cc0oQE
wow i wanna fucc
>>71044217
racist scum
Are you debtfree, /cum/?
>>71044234
DELETE THIS
>>71043389
Because it's cheaper to only recognize one
I wonder what they would do
>>71043686
GOING ON A DATE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER AND I'M LEAVING IN 30 MINUTES AND I'M NERVOUS AS H*CK
>>71044242
I just asked the girl behind the counter of they had a bathroom
She said no
I said alright I'll just look around
Then some guy came back and told me to leave
>>71044323
fucking normie
>>71044313
Stop selling out to commies
>motherboard still at 120C after sending it off to ASUS twice
Gonna ream some assholes Monday buds
>>71044323
Its just a girl. Literally what the fuck is she going to do to you?
>>71044339
Autism
>>71044339
just tell him you have cancer
>>71044381
>>71044381
hey bud just buy a macbook lol
>>71044419
You can't put thermal mayo on motherboards
>>71044434
[citation needed]
>>71044069
not Ohio
Califorñia
>>71044434
>implying
>>71044436
>>71044436
>>71044436
>>71044436
please enjoy
>>71044466
THERE'S the gif I was looking for
stupid google
>>71044323
Just b urself dude
>>71044382
>>71044399
Does this mean they think I'm an alpa criminal?