/brit/

fuck off wankers

Ah yes, the ball of foot. Very impressive.

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486755214363.webm

why are students so arrogant?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/10/cambridge-university-student-relative-nicola-sturgeon-filmed/

can't imagine anything more tragic than not watching the footie

he won't like this

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Emily Rudd
Actress
Born: February 24, 1993 (age 23 years), Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
Height: 1.65 m
Nationality: American

>>71036888
EUROBEAT
U
R
O
B
E
A
T

did the man kick the ball again? did he kick it with his foot?

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>>71035583
I will likely one day end-up living somewhere like that.
>>71036738
how? (unless some cunt phones for a 'lance.)

>>71036861
Mental to think that the window for experimentation has passed and all of us are expected to be sexually proficient by this point in our lives, indeed to be fairly blase even about things like getting naked with a girl

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>sports

>>71036908
You're right, jannie is a known Monaco fan and this edition could be VERY contentious.

Put Corrie on NOW
Rosie Webster in a sports bra

>>71036888
Unironically hope this faggot skids off a cliff

Never forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibhnhqB02A8

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>kill an unarmed, wounded man
>purposefully wait until a helicopter leaves the area to shoot him
>“Obviously this doesn’t go anywhere, fellas. I just broke the Geneva Convention.”

ah yes what a poor innocent brave soldier who dindu nuffin. someone shot bullets near him when he invaded their country and it made him feel bad :-(

>>71036890
ah yes even this is scotlands fault

>>71036888
Hope he crashes and burns

>>71035246
>dual audio FLAC
>.mkv
good lad

literally too apathetic to even wank anymore

>>71036963
RASHEED

might smoke some drugs

Just napped for 4 hours

>>71036963
say it with me lads

RA

>>71036888
what a LAD

>>71036963
mess with the best
die like the rest

what is the brand name of xanax in this country

just found a bag of cocaine on the floor in the pub lads haha

It most likely belongs to someone in the group I'm with so I can't tell anyone incase they claim it

buzzing about it, LOVE a freebie

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>>71036853
>Brazilian player
>French club
>Q*tari owners
woefully not britannic.

>>71036963

reckon most soldiers were psychopaths to begin with

>>71035989
>>71036654

these two people are the same, Sonny Green, used to go to school with the twat

fucking kip of him now, dear oh dear

dire circumstances

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shan't be posting the rabb.it on 'itfeel ever again

considering a 'cide

got nowt to live for

>>71036936
What's this technique called?

Normie women at work discussing their weekend plans:

>i'm taking my kids to x/y/z boring event
>i'm getting my hair/nails done
>i'm going to the trafford centre

posting on /brit/ is unironically more worthwhile than any of the shite the typical normdroid does

>>71037019
worse than hitler

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>you find 360kg of cocaine on a beach in Norfolk
What do you do?

Lads I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Londoner or Londoners in the thread!

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What the actual fuck is the point of living lads?

Give me one good reason

>>71037125

alert the authorities
guard it until they arrive

>>71037105
you don't have to justify why you're a loser, anon.

>>71037125
Take it all at once.

You fucking runts

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>>71037168
Anime.

hmm yeah arsenal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04avEmSeU94

>>71037125
take a few to make speedballs with the h i already have

>>71037105
it's not . raising kids gives you someone to look after you when you're old.
doing your hair/nails is looking after yourself possibly making yourself more employable/attractive
and going to trafford centre= socialising which has innumerable benefits

>>71037168
fun

if you're not having fun, try having fun

>>71037168
You get to experience a phenomena to which nobody has a real answer for

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>>71037184

Sam Hyde

>>71037105
>posting on /Brit/ is worthwhile
Absolutely hoooowling!

>>71037197
Arsenal matches are 99% white

>>71037168
There is no inherent meaning of living and life. the point is to make your own.

she wants a man from brum

>>71037105
Trafford Centre is fucking Paki central. Might as well be a fucking bazaar.

>>71037125
Leave it alone out of fear of being murdered by drug gangsters

>>71037168
i choose coffee every time

>>71037230
>tfw literally incapable of enjoying myself

God really did a number on me haha

>>71037233
>tfw interdimensional race traitor

>>71037267
>haha
seem pretty enthused there lad

>>71037267
you're not incapable of doing that

just be yourself
try something new
have sex with someone
do stuff
DO SOMETHING

he's trying to bait me

>>71036963
>pay him less than a footballer
>surprised when he doesn't give a shit

what are the good things about scots

>>71037057
nah, there was a study done in vietnam about how many soldiers actually shoot to kill and it's less than 10%. Most soldiers are just young lads who didnt know what else to do and thought being a soldier would be exciting.

/tinder
>grindr
where is the app for bisexuals who want both a gf and a bf??

>>71037304
haggis is good.

>>71037251
???
Is this bait?

>>71037326
bendr

>>71037308
>I get my facts from Black Mirror.html

for fucks sake lads, stopped by the boozer on the way home from the vets to pick up my cat's de-worming powder and I've lost the baggie some place between the bar and the bog

>>71037326
batt-e

>>71037326
tinder
you can swipe for both men and women at the same time
retard

Me n me mum lads

https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/830113373245337600

>>71037289
>go out on a night out
>can't think of anything but how i want to be alone
>spend the night in alone
>can't think of anything but how I'd prefer to be out

Apply this kind of mindset to literally every scenario and you might have an understanding of why i can never be happy.

>>71037364
but how do i get a man and woman who alright sharing me

>>71037308
nah i just want to kill ragheads

t. soldier

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>>71037326
>who want both a gf and a bf??
Biscum out.

work with 2 American women in my office

both of them did very quick registry office weddings with their layabout husbands to get british citizenship

so runty

>>71037308
they were conscripts though

>>71037379
tinder
you can do tinder social in which there are cuck groups looking for a 3rd guy

>>71037377
hmm

perhaps you're autistic?

>>71037308

vietnam was full of draftees
afghanistan has murderous psychopaths that we call an army

>>71037343
no i did a level psychology
not all of us are little worms who get all their knowledge from tv programs like you
let me guess, you're the one who gets angry whenever anyone criticises hillary clinton?

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>>71037377
por lil victim ;_; :'(

literally my mum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7keIFbTlfcM

>>71037300

footballers produce millions in revenue

soldiers kill pakis in non-wars

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>i did a level psychology

>>71037453
soldiers win wars that guarantee us oil and heroin

>>71037414
had a yank conductor on my train the other day. why the fuck do they come here

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>>71036962
I feel like I wan'to B Special.

>>71037414
>>71037414
British citizenship for a spouse of a British partner can be applied for after 3 years of living in the country as opposed to 5. They still have to apply and citizenship is conditional on all the other criteria being met, except the duration of having lived legally in the country.

>a level of psychology

yeh what level dickhead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN5YHgZDwCE

Me and die Jungs.

>>71037415
>>71037430
>conscripts
true but i still don't think that everyone who joins the military is a psychopath, just statistically it'd be pretty unlikely. Another study needs to be done on modern soldiers, but I really doubt that the majority of them join the army because of an intent to kill

Always considered psychology to be a dumping ground for people who couldn't decide or weren't capable of doing a decent subject

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>i did a level psychology

>>71037491
I don't care

>>71037468
it was an interesting subject and i'm studying engineering now
who's the REAL winner here

Will you normies just fuck off on your night out already? We intelligentsia have had enough of you.

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>it was an interesting subject

>>71037551
u tell me mate
*plows your mum*

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>NVQ level 2 childcare exam tomorrow
>haven't started revising

me mada want a house in da pacific, and in da Caribbean, and inna london like european

>>71037538
Your post implied it's easy to get citizenship, Rorke.

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need 80s hair back in fashion IMMEDIATELY

>>71037582
not a fan of you, tubby

>>71037592
>Natalie "Yummy Mummy" Whitely: ooo you'll be fine chick! xoxox

>>71037592
>childcare
Nonce.

>>71037592
t. every chav 15 year old girl in school

>>71037596
well so did your post, it means they only have to apply for working visas for 1 more year rather than 3 you fucking dumb shit

>>71037425
Ah yes, another thing to add to my problems

Thank you

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>kettle licence exam tomorrow
>keep putting the milk in 1st on accident

ate a banana lads

Update: Gym is OFF

Housemates came home and fancy le pub, so pub it is.

Goodye gains, hello gyno/beer gut/cirrhosis of the liver/bankruptcy.

>>71037662
but that's correct

>>71037662
You utter cretinous melt.

>>71037377
hello me

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>>71037631

>>71037662
but that's the superior method

banana wasn't very ripe

>>71037662
>on accident
FOY

>>71037678
>>71037698
actual pakis

is coruscant vaporwave?

magine the feelings of a commander of a fine—what d’ye call ‘em?—trireme in the Mediterranean, ordered suddenly to the north; run overland across the Gauls in a hurry; put in charge of one of these craft the legionaries—a wonderful lot of handy men they must have been, too—used to build, apparently by the hundred, in a month or two, if we may believe what we read. Imagine him here—the very end of the world, a sea the colour of lead, a sky the colour of smoke, a kind of ship about as rigid as a concertina—and going up this river with stores, or orders, or what you like. Sand-banks, marshes, forests, savages,—precious little to eat fit for a civilized man, nothing but Thames water to drink. No Falernian wine here, no going ashore. Here and there a military camp lost in a wilderness, like a needle in a bundle of hay—cold, fog, tempests, disease, exile, and death—death skulking in the air, in the water, in the bush. They must have been dying like flies here. Oh, yes—he did it. Did it very well, too, no doubt, and without thinking much about it either, except afterwards to brag of what he had gone through in his time, perhaps. They were men enough to face the darkness.

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>>71037662
>on accident

https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/830108933058592768

>>71037055
this post deserved a reply

fuck you /brit/

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>>71037683

>>71037647
That's 2 years, Rorke. I know this kind of maths is difficult for you, though. Your implication was that the spouse of a British citizen gets citizenship, so that would just mean getting automatic citizenship regardless of any other conditions.

>>71037723
*shows you my banana*

>>71037733
oh fuck off yank

feeling disappointment about the unripe banana

>>71037730
>>71037758
you have fallen for my 2nd layer of bait
proles

>>71037754
i thought i would see sheev in that pic too

redpill me on xanax

>>71037687
Tell me if you ever crack it

Even applies to relationships.

>potential for a long term gf
>think about how i want to be free, reject her
>get with random girls
>think about how all i want is a long term gf, never go all the way with them

Fucks sakes, why can't I just want something and get it and be happy?

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>Telly license exam tomorrow
>buy a second hand revision book online
>learn it by heart, cover to cover
>only just realised it's a pre-digital switchover edition

I should have known when I got to the teletext module

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>>71037775
>i was merely pretending to be retarded
pathetic

CHOW MAIN

NASA built the runway on Easter Island as an emergency Space Shuttle landing strip

>>71037774
green banans > brown banans

@71037808
>still giving me (You)s

easy

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>work tomorrow

>>71037794
its good but you can get addicted quite quick
and having a xanax habit is destructive for the mind & the body

>>71037855
is that you?

>>71037794
pmed you the answer :)

>>71037767
they've been here for 2 years you fucking braindead slug, one more year until they can apply for citizenship

fucking airhead

>>71037808
It's actually rather useful to learn how people work. Especially those supposed to track you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMroQrL3Nrw

Having a feel.

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'nana

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>working on a Saturday

Liverpool has a runway fit for long-haul airplanes, yet none use it (except maybe cargo). KLM was the only one to offer real connections to the world instead of point to point low-cost flights. No non-low-cost airline flies there.

>>71037767
you get an extended visa as a spouse of a citizen mate

are arcade racing games the ultimate vapourwave?

>>71037859
Still not sure if I should try it then

>>71037794

really great stuff. makes me forget all my worries and puts me to sleep beautifully. feel like you're in a nice warm bath. but HORRIBLY addictive with terrible withdrawals.

>>71037926
shut it you slag

ffu

>>71037881
>PM
>chon

Escuse me?

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You lads going out on the town?

>>71037888
hmm yes I can't imagine him replying to this one

>>71037888
>they've been here for 2 years you fucking braindead slug, one more year until they can apply for citizenship

>fucking airhead

Ah yes, I'm supposed to know this somehow.

>>71037985
:)

Day 10 off the benzos. My vertigo has reduced a lot, think I'm almost out of the acute phase

daily reminder borders shouldn't exist

considering volunteering at a homeless shelter in town on weekends, 9-4:30

just some basic admin stuff, answering phones, making sure shit is stocked, some cleaning

but I don't know if I can be arsed dedicating my saturday to it considering I work 9-5 mon-fri

*nudge*

I'm going into work tomorrow purely by choice, there will be no one else there but I have nothing else to do with my time.

>>71038022
lmao cuck why would you help people

Business idea: have students go into school every day, but reduce the number of hours per day

>>71038022
You need a day off

>>71038022

volunteer in an oxfam bookshop

Want to die lads

Absolutely no point, my whole life is stretched out in front of me and there is not a single thing i can think of worth staying alive for.

This is not a cry for help.

>>71037950
once in a while is ok though

>>71036920
>under 5'6"

2/10 would not inflict her genes upon my offspring with

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>lmao cuck why would you help people

The perfidious anglo.

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>>71037912
'ronk

>>71038008
seeing as you like looking into implications so much, the fact that I said they have 1 more year of working visas didn't ring any alarm bells?

that's rhetorical by the way you spineless little nappy

>>71038108
Gay Romanian

>>71038108
Is Melkor the most misunderstood demi-God in history?

we're all sorted out for E's and Whizz

>>71038056
give your old lady a place to wash her fanny after she's finished her shift mate

>>71038087
nah that's not proper volunteering, you're not actually doing anything

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>>71037909
same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN2huQB-DmE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1PVmANeyAg

TUNEEEEEEEE

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https://youtu.be/4t3HSKV98po?t=40s

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>>71038108
Are we Melkor posting now?

>>71038153
built like a brick shithouse

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>>71038091

you're going to die regardless so you might as well stick around in case something interesting happens

Who are some other rorkes in hollywood like Vince Vaughn, Mel Gibson and Vincent Gallo?

Back from my trip to Scotland. It really is beautiful there, the vast rural Scottish landscapes put most in England, and the rest of the UK (yes Wales you have some nice hills too). HOWEVER Scottish people are terrible, they all look and behave like they are out of the 90's, rampant unfounded dislike of the English, terrible chip shops with terrible food, inaudible accents in most areas by most people and at least some people in all areas. Overall experience of Scotland, 7/10 thanks

chalk up another runt that I have absolutely eviscerated

I fear my own power now, can end the posting career of even the most seasoned /brit/ posters

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>>71038018
you benzolad?
keep it up lad, proud of you

>>71038145
>misunderstood
Think that was Sauron.

>>71038103
Moderation is key, innit.

>>71038108
>>71038184
>Aggh Ungoliant
>save me Balrogs

>Aggh Feanor
>save me Balrogs

>Aggf Turgons hiding and building an army
>save me Balrogs

Why was Morgoth such a bitch

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>you're going to die regardless so you might as well stick around in case something interesting happens

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>chalk up another runt that I have absolutely eviscerated
>I fear my own power now, can end the posting career of even the most seasoned /brit/ posters

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>>71038177
Ken Burns is the ultimate comfy kino

>>71038236
>>Aggh Ungoliant
>>save me Balrogs
what the fuck is this? piss off nerd

The point in voting for a President if he can't actually do things?

>>71038224
sounds great

>>71038224
doubt you had any interactions whatever you were doing

>>71038235
tag you're it

no tagbacks

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>>71038236
>Why was Morgoth such a bitch
I'm starting to think Sauron was more of an alpha than Morgoth was.

>>71038290
symbolic

>>71038290
he's the figurehead
what you'd actually be voting for is the republicans

Still stalking my ex online after 10 years

>>71038290
Politicians don't do things. They inspire / drive people to do stuff.

>>71038349
FONT

got emmerdale, corrie or eastenders on the telly, cant tell which one it is, some student lad is on about his dissertation in a cafe, now there's some girl sat on the ground playing a guitar, very interesting

>>71038324
Sauron was a bro. Melkor was an edgelord.

>>71038288
What are you on about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=argh8anOJQA
cute
CUTE

>>71038303
yes
>>71038315
i had quite a lot of interactions. but only two bad ones

watching Dieudonné make jokes

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the ol' gf

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https://streamable.com/iiy1e

>>71038218
kelsey grammer
adam sandler
jon voight
arnie
clint eastwood

business idea: Javertposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw

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If a Conservative said this he would have his career finished by the next day

>>71038391
HE DID THE WRONG SALUTE THE YANK APPRORIATOR CUNT.

should have shot him

>>71038393
i could do the same with my interactions with english people but I won't because I'm not ignorant.

Fresh Devlin FITB!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8jPdqq-zhE

>mfw people unironically think UK MCs aren't the best on the planet

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>>71038414

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>tfw I predicted the economic crisis years before it happened too but didn't have any money to bet on it

>>71038475
>canadian
hmmm

>>71038508
what a fucking rotter

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>>71038508
>there's two joes

>>71038513
Bullshit.

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>>71037237
follow me, and I'll show you how to make my easy, cheesy baked potatoes

>>71038475
Greater London

literally never actually met a scottish person. Mad. I've met people from fucking Venezuela but not Scotland

>>71038414
>>71038508
Absolute MINGER.

>>71038513
great movie

love how autistic bale was

>>71038475
umad?

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>>71038508
>my husband? he knows we're doing this

>>71038505
Devlin used to be pretty good tbf. Might give this a listen

>>71038587
Watch it or Anschluss.

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filename

>canadians
ahhhh yes

>>71038670
Greater London

>>71038670
real chinscratcher this one

>>71038632
This one is stronger than his 2012 FITB which was excellent

>>71038503
the thing is tho mate buddy pal. you probably could. you could easily say you came here and met a few people who were tossers. but were they tossers to you specifically for being Scottish? probably not. i dont know anyone here who has anything against the scottish. people would more likely hear your accent and show interest than feel resent. also while people arent outright a cunt to you, there are frequent passive agressive digs in general. people dont celebrate dislike of the scottish in england, whilst people in Scotland happily celebrate dislike of thing english.

>"Other states possess an army; Prussia is
an army which possesses a state"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwxCBIizQYU

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Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

>literally seconds from leaving my house for a night out
>hit by crippling stomach pains
Ah yes, the human body

updating the ol' linkedin

going to be a CEO by the end of the week

>>71036853
compressing some tobacco into a syringe rn

chatting with the gf in one tab
flirting with slags on another tab
posting here on a third tab

I see no way this could go wrong haha

>>71038748
It must be pretty shit if the rink isn't 'bonied regularly

>white rap

Hey x

eating perigees

>>71038787
Compressing my dick into your arse rn

ONE SEC LEMME CHAT ABOUT FLOWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ7Tb_sYg34

having a lay down rn

Eating refugees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwJhmqLU0so

never realised the limits of how funny something could be until this day

>>71038880

Haven't even got out of bed, yet

>>71038907
Post jammies

just made an absolutely cracking post on /biz/
>>>/biz/1790658

>>71038902
fuck off racist

>>71036936
Lol

>>71038799
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justice for migrant workers

>>71038929

Cheeky x

>>71038842
reported to the ríkislögreglustjóri

spent £160 on a pair of trainers

>>71038966
hmm
perhaps
possibly...
nah, think I shan't.

>>71038902
>set in a university

of course it is

>BIG_TITTY_MOMMY_TEACHES_HORNY_SON_HOW_TO_FUCK_1080p.MP4 has finished downloading

*bangs on the radiator*
*wakes you up*

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At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: ‘I am the Mouth of Sauron.’

got £500 on doncaster to win

how blacked am i

Any Questions in a DIRE state now.
>raah, Trump's a fascist
>consensus

the gf just snapchatted herself taking a bubble bath

but she posted it on her story

what the fuck is fire in the booth?

>>71039024
Based John Howe

>>71039000
>>71039057
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>>71039057
giz us a look la' x

>>71039015
Tittie fucked the gf last night

Would recommend

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>>71038954
>>71039011
the director
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Simien

>there is no mention of his father anywhere in the page

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*installs communism*
*destroys all churches*

oy sholoyo- I mean, nothing to see here goy

>>71039057
>her story
hmm?

>>71038902
just looks incredibly boring

>>71039084
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*Germany awakens*

honestly there should be nothing wrong with having casual sex with your cousins

it's healthy in the long run, as you have young people having sex and not becoming 30 year old virgins

>>71039120
FOAL

>>71039069
already said nah

>>71039057
cheeky

ONE LINE FLOWS YE I GO SUMMA DOES

>>71039171
>>71039166
>>71039185
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>>71039166
Way ahead of you here in Iceland

>>71039166
t. newfie

Normies are not welcome here

remember planking?

tinchy stryder

>>71039166
apart from the monsters it invariably produces, are you a product of incest?

no reason to hate niggers in england tbqhwy

pakis are the new niggers

>>71039166
Yeah that's okay because you're a fucking plant anyway. A disgrace you haven't realized it yet, retard.

>>71039137

Still dreaming lol

tinie tempah

>>71039166
i have a cousin i'd shag without a second thought desu

>>71039166
good call
>>71039268
>apart from the monsters it invariably produces,
>what is contraception (?)

got so many clothes I keep some in my aunt's house

>>71039166
I was a virgy at age 24 so I asked mum if we could have sex. We did. She enjoyed it because since dad left she has been lacking sex, I NEEDED it. I since have moved out and have a decent job. All it took was one fucking of my mother,.

>>71039307

Same x

>>71039334
>>71039334
>>71039334
>>71039334
>>71039334

i never knew i
i never knew i

>>71039166
I agree

>>71038513
>tfw was right about brexit and trump but didn't front the money
should've trusted my gut reee

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>having sex with your cousins with contraception is normie-tier
>homosexuality is look down upon
Hmmmm.

>>71039319
>should be nothing wrong with fucking cousins
>produces monsters
>clearly something is wrong

Playing Nioh