/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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Daily reminder /cum/ faggots

GORY, GORY, WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE

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>>71019838
RNH
N
H

Checked and balanced

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>>71019855

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well shucks, looks like real west coast hours are indeed upon us

cum lol

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*downs a glass of wholesome 2% milk*

That hits the spot.

Good night cuties.

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>have to be at work in 3 hours to train for a new position
>I'm still drunk as fuck and I haven't slept in over 2 days

>>71019932

THAR HE BE, THAR HE BLOWS AGAIN

Be'th he the most devious land lubber ye ever laid eyes on

>>71019948

your best best is taking a shower to sober up

a cold shower

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goodnight senpaitachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_tAU3GM9XI

>>71019964

best bet*

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>>71019974
I pray for a comfy Friday for us all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgn7VfXH2GY&list=RDsgn7VfXH2GY#start=0:00;end=7:08;cycles=-1;autoreplay=false

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https://youtu.be/MWRJxKpBHJk

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>>71019999
Wish granted

why the fuck has "lit" caught on so much? People are overusing the fuck out of it

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>>71019999

quads confirm comfy

play chess

https://lichess.org/WrQfx5WI

>>71020049
>dindus create slang
>dindus spread slang
>slang achieve critical dindu mass
>crosses the colour barrier
>normies of all stripes use it
>eventually grannies and newscasters even start using it
>dies

And then the cycle repeats...

if /cum/ were all blood niggas we'd be Banada AmeriBa & MexiBo

I bet John Wick 2 is going to suck

>>71020297
>89% on Rotten Tomatoes

Probably won't suck too badly.

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having a sneaky poptart before I brush my teeth

>>71020317
I am wary of sequels but that seems good even though I never trust rt

I'll catch a morning show. Tickets are only 6.50 and no annoying faggots

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gnight /cum/, remember to check for monsters under the bed

>>71020556
goodnight sweetie

lol slept from 6 to 1:30. Thinking about making some banana bread. Got some real old naners.

>>71020970
make me some

>I could care less

Welcome to earf

cum lol

>>71021882
nice ass you got there bro

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>tfw no cock to suck

>>71024016
Queer

AND HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE

>>71020049
I haven't been hearing it that much more than at other point during the past decade. Maybe your peers are just a bunch of faggots.

Disney should redo the CGI on the prequels and rerelease them. They could make a billion dollars.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6V-IcK2I4

>>71025753
I wonder if they even have the means to do that. Do they keep all of the files necessary to render scenes to a higher standard, or would it all be from scratch?

Idk what the process of remastering CGI in film is even like.

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Behold!
The majestic American tiger

Say something nice about it

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Dont be fooled

>>71025989
Thicc

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*smacks your ass*

>>71026153
*backs it up*

>>71026153
wow rude

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lol, such a slut for cock

Test

What's on your agenda for this fine Friday, /cum/ies?

Once more

Jesus

what a shit thread

fuck you

everythings melting

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Not enough dick

>>71025913
I would imagine. The first one is on film and the next two are digital. I don't see why they wouldn't archive the the source recordings.

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really makes you think

>>71027624
he elevates

>>71027859
what I want to know is why is he hopping the turnstile in the direction of the exit

literally no point in hopping it to exit

>>71027933
Is this the NYC subway where it's a single fare for anywhere? You don't have to perform some action to exit?

>>71028022
Yup, on buses and on the subway you pay a flat fare of $2.75 regardless of distance, you only swipe your card when you enter

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Is this good?

>>71028058
you are a expert

>>71028058
Maybe he just wants to see if he can clear the turnstile, without putting himself in danger by actually skipping paying the fare.

/brit/ > /cum/

Prove me wrong cumfags

>>71028182
But if you look at the pic, he's lifting up on the opposite side of the gate, making this impossible.

He may simply be posing for a pic.

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NEED a cuban gf

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I like to touch my wiener while watching big tit anime

>>71028342
>having a wiener
lol pleb

>>71028607
Jambo

what brown person country are we invading next

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>>71028607
Mornin'

>tfw the only kid in school who listened to dj screw and all that deep south shit
>people thought I was weird
>now every girl and cool guy listens to it

>>71028731
3rd times the charm

isolationist when?

I need a cup of coffee and a smoke

>>71028731
I wish you guys would stop being subtle. Just invade iraq and afghanistan. they have great food and qts. Modernize it and now you have a satellite american state just like japan.

>>71028787
never
youre going to die for israel whether you like it or not, goyboi

>>71028658
California

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WAKE UP /CUM/

Haircut time. Time for the huge tits girl to rub them all over me and shove her cleavage in my face.

>tfw no big tits gf

>>71028872
what are you guys actually doing?
I think trump isn't good but mattis is reputable.

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>>71029051
We have topless hair salons here

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Jesus christ you can never win somwtimes

>>71029177
teddy is going to die soon & there is nothing u can do about it

OH I DREAMT A DIRTY DREAM OF YOU BABY
YOU'RE CRAWLING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR
YOU FLOAT AROUND THE ROOM AND YOU'RE NAKED
NOW YOU'RE FLYING OUT THE BEDROOM DOOR.

I just googled the word "butt" without mums permission

am i in trouble now lads haha

whatever happens don't think or say "bye bye man" or he'll appear and gut ya

Professor of my second class today takes attendance so I can't skip it but I'm skipping my last class. Who else /devilish/ here?

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The Northern California countryside is the thing of dreams

>>71029097
Where do you live

>>71029065
Mattis is a competent commander.

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>tfw no active /cum/ to deliver me from my boredom

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>>71030624
>right now is the only time I'll be able to get on /cum/ all day today and probably a good chunk of tomorrow
>it's dead

>>71030624
Wanna talk about French Canadian culture?

>>71030654
Savour it's dedness
>>71030659
Sure bud I'm Quebec right now :^)

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>tfw didn't down a powerade before bed after a night of heavy drinking

People who watch Good Morning America should be lynched.

>>71030737
Пpивeт, тoвapищ

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>>71030725
Milk thistle. Just a heads up, bud.

>>71030707
Si je vais à la Québec, qu'est-ce que c'est il y a faire ?

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I wish Mexico spoke French so our schools taught French instead of Spanish.

>>71030848
Fun fact: most competent schools offer French, Spanish and American Sign Language.

>>71030786
Theres plenty to do. Montreal and Quebec City have good tourist attractions. If you're going in the summer I'd suggest some of the nature around lac st jean, or la verendrye. The eastern townships are also top comfy if you like old farmland and towns. The best skiing in the province is in the Charlevoix region. Mont tremblant is a big meme, avoid.

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>>71030848
What if Mexico spoke French and Quebec spoke Spanish

>>71030848
Our schools do teach French dummy

>>71030909
D'accord, merci.

>>71030915
Spaniards would never colonize something as cold and Quebec
>>71030927
I know, but the programs are usually worse than the Spanish ones because we have a large amount of Spics, so more money goes into teaching Spanish.

>American schools
>French

Kek, Anglo Canadians can barely speak the romantic language

>>71031009
Most people don't take French because it's not relevant.

>>71031055
And those that do will always have a horrendous accent that would make french people laugh and never progress beyond a 1000 words

>>71031009
N'es pas méchant.

Hoi this fat joey hey hey buddy
Where's cousin vinny

>>71031071
My understanding is Québécois sound like rednecks to the French.

>>71031009
my high school offered french lmao

>>71031116
There are québécois that sound like rednecks to other québécois...

Look up "radio Canada" on YouTube to see how educated French Canadians speak

>>71031116
I remember a Frenchmen telling me that Quebecois French sounded like a retard speaking French.

>>71031116
Québécois has a twang.

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HARD BOILED EGGS.

>>71031155
Also, in that one thread where we posted fruits in our native language, the Quebecker and the Frenchman had a different word for a few fruits. I know blueberry was one.

I actually ended up making banana bread.

>>71031209
*grabs my crotch*
This eggs are better for you, bitch

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So me again. Getting drunk and not bored yet. Tell me something interesting.

>>71031209
haha i like the duck

>>71031250
There's this really terrifying rapid on the Kern river in California. A woman was rafting down and ended up getting caught under a boulder and drowned. The divers went to pull her body out of the rapid only to find a second body already there. That's at least what everyone says about that particular rapid. Maybe it's just to scare people.

>>71031231
France: myrtille wtf... they're called bleuets here

The meme about North American French being redneck is like trying to compare all English accents to Appalachian english. Most city dwellers speak a neutral French that is like midwestern English compared to British English

I need a French Canadian gf

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Five guys was pretty good but they don't have any good sauces for their burgers

>>71031599
My go to burger sauce is 2 parts ketchup 1 part mustard 1 part mayo

>>71031599
I find them to be a more quantity over quality place. It's a big burger but it's nothing special. I prefer my local microburgery called Bricks.

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>>71031677
>>I prefer my local microburgery
>yanks

I want to hold hands with a handsome man.

>>71031770
*grabs your hand*

>>71031722
It's a good burger and they have ridiculously good chili cheese tots. The only thing hipsters ever contributed to society is good food and alcohol.

>>71031798
Uuuguu~

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Need a French wife ASAP

>>71031770
Where do you live

>>71031954
Canada

>>71031379
I'm trying to understand but it's difficult. It's a very hard rapid I assume?

Everyone else. Tell me something. Blog me about your lifes.

>>71032011
Iroquois is that u

>>71032040
No sorry, I don't know who that is.

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>>71032029
Yeah, it pulls towards a very large boulder a person can get stuck under. Not sure if this is the actual boulder but it's part of the river.

>>71032069
A very gay redditflagger

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>>71032144
Oh okay you were just saying that it is very dangerous place to be rafting? I thought you had somekind of second meaning to your message. But yeah that would be a terrible fait.

Big fan of redditors

>>71032235
Sounds like every brand of awful.

>>71029259
t-teddy ;_;

>want to cook some food
>hate washing dishes
>starve instead

*BRAAAAAAAAAP!!!*

South Dakota

>>71031950
Me too

>>71032337
>lose weight
>people ask me how I do it
>"i'm too poor to eat out and too lazy to cook so I just don't eat"

Do you have what it takes to be a gf?

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>>71030771
Nigel Farage was at HWNDU?

>>71032029
>Everyone else. Tell me something. Blog me about your lifes.
I quit my long term but severely shitty job a few months ago and haven't really tried looking for work. Been coasting off savings and trying not to get too depressed. I don't know what to do with my life and wasted the past 5 years with an abusive company.

How is Finland's day going?

>>71032453
no

>>71032453
What are the prerequisites?

>>71032517
No it's a good shoop

>>71032517
>dino live action show
I remember the last episode is about the dino family ruining the environment and causing the next ice age which kills everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9b9aoINXzk

Just logged into my Facebook account for the first time in half a year and apparently someone from Turkey tried logging into it.

>>71032453
I once had it, but nowdays I'm a self loathing autist, so the answer is no.

>>71032648
I'm a self loathing autist but I keep it to myself and pretend to be normal

Craft beers are gay

>>71032552
be canadian

>>71032718
I do the same, but I still won't find a gf. I still made some friends, but you know it's not the same.

>>71032521
I'm in a chat with same kind of people like you. Well not that bad but in finnish imageboard there are lots of people like you. They don't give a fuck anymore about doing work. Doing more work to avoid work.

Finland is in a kind of neutral place right now if you mean politically. SJW culture is rising and everybody is getting offended. But the thing is that I don't fucking care about anything. People do shit and I don't have anything to do about it.

democracy only caters to the fickle whims of the ill-informed electorate, not the actual needs of the people

>>71032614
This is not flavor town wtf

>>71032834
That's why only land holding men should be allowed to vote.

>>71032871
land holding white men with noble blood should vote on a king every time the old one dies but no more often than that

>still no muslim ban
>still no more deportations than obama
regretting my vote already

>>71032928
Every white person in the world has at least some noble blood.

>>71033062
its not enough to be part of the aristocracy

>>71032761
I do want to work, I just don't know what to do for it. I spent so long in a job that went no where that made me hate being alive. They lied to me constantly but I let them string me along because I'm stupid. I've been doing some volunteer work in the mean time. I just don't know anymore. Hopefully you aren't like that and have some direction. Everyone around me seems to have their shit figured out.

>SJW culture is rising and everybody is getting offended.
Any chance all the crazy shit going on in Europe is changing that? Some polls are showing countries are in favour of immigration bans like Trump is trying to instate in the US. I hope Finland doesn't go down the "import useless assholes and drop them on poor unsuspecting towns" road. Somalians are trying to smuggle their way into Canada because their asylum applications are likely to be rejected in the US. They're wandering around towns at night and scaring locals in border towns after nearly freezing to death. The Liberals put some Somalian cunt in charge of immigration so I worry he'll try to change our laws even though they can't be accepted.

>>71032984
I think the reapeal thing only affected people who have dual citizenship and existing visas/ green cards. But it still hurts people who have neither of those or are tryng to apply for them. A muslim woman in Canada was rejected entry when she tried to enter your country recently.

White and non-Chinese Asian Canadians are welcome as refugees here.

>>71033253
What if I'm have Ukrainian and half Scottish but all my family culture is slav?

What's your favourite borscht recipe?

>>71033322
I have nothing against Slavs. People from former commie countries seem to appreciate freedom.

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stop working out

>>71033400
I don't consider India Asian. India is a subcontinent and therefore separate. It also has a much different culture than the orientals or as anthropologists call them slant eyes.

>>71033372
>>71033400
A kind comment and a bully comment. Such is the way of things.

I hope Trump can help the USA get better. But it's going to be hard with people going insane out of hatred for him.

>>71033137
Don't know about the situation in Finland, but here the people are just polarized. You either hate the refugees or you want to suck them of, that's how it's portrayed and it really feels like it.
We're pretty split and the country is weak, so if Putin really intended to reach this point, he got exactly what he wanted.
There are raids here twice a week as it feels against basically anyone, muzzies and the right wing while the left remains untouched, which radicalizes the far right and a radicalized far right leads to a radicalized far left.
I'm kind of nervous, because my federal state will have elections in may and there have been cases where the elections got manipulated and we had a center-leftist gov so far. We also have a lot of muzzies which makes it even more likely that some new "incidents" will happen. The elections in France will be important for the EU and later this year we'll elect our new Bundestag. Depending on how dumb the AfD acts and how many attacks we're going to face they might become somewhat irrelevant or profit, but it's kind of hard to predict. Merkel is opportunistic as always and I don't know how many people will fall for her shit once again.

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>>71033396
>Moviebob

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hi guys

>>71033137
I don't have any kind of direction of my life. I'm just working. I have that thought that I should do something before I'm so old and I'm being regretful about my decisions in my life. My living is just going to work and living by that and going on and drinking every weekend. Also I go to the gym 3 times a week if it's possible. My life would not be a tv series to watch.

I could HEEM anyone in a thumb war

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Reminder that foot krauts a faggot

>>71033564
Hi footkraut

>>71033608
http://www.strawpoll.me/12257048

>>71033616
bonjour mon ami

>>71033396
>tfw too smart not to work out

>>71033564
Yesterday's footless cum was super boring glad youre back

Gonna Netflix and Chill with a woke black QT to Dear White People.

>>71033564
Bist du eigentlich Loselbelnd?

>>71033757
yes

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>>71033758
Footkraut says the darnedest things

>>71033062
Ever single person with light eyes has a common 11,000 year old ancestor

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>>71033729
lel I was testing my new eardbuds and listened to some records, eventually fell asleep doing so
woke up again at 9pm and decided that I might as well go to bed now
so i wasn't even on the lappy at all yesterday :o

>>71033784
>/deutsch/

>>71033872
>die Frage nicht beantworten

>>71033483
I don't get why Putin keeps being dragged into things. Why is the EU so afraid of them? NATO keeps trying to get close to their borders and setup missile launching sites. When Russia tried to do something similar with Cuba it caused the USA to shit itself and drop an embargo that lasted forever. Maybe I don't know enough about the situation but I can understand the Russians being nervous when they have few friends. I don't like what they did to Ukraine but Ukrainians I've spoken to who live on the Eastern side and consider themselves more Russian than Ukrainian seem to deal with a lot of hostility from Western Ukraine. I've known some who receive aid from Russian communities/ family or were accepted into Russia as refugees after their homes were destroyed or threatened in the civil war.

What way do you see the elections going in Germany? With the EU your election process is so confusing and with the terrorist attacks and migrants running amoke things seem so messed up over there. Some of the liveleak videos are pretty disturbing (syrians wandering into stores and trying to steal stuff openly, only to receive vigilante justice because the police do nothing). I really hope people move right wing for a while so things can find some balance. I heard in Germany the left wing governments were trying to out-law some right wing parties? I also don't understand how Merkel is still in office. Isn't the crisis largely her fault since she ignored refugee laws? You have to claim asylum in the country you land in sort of thing. She ignored that which caused people to wander through countries to find better welfare deals or some crazy shit. Sorry for the long post.

>>71033570
Do you at least enjoy your work or like the people you interact with (co-workers or customers)? So long as the day to day is not completely miserable hanging out for a while in a job is okay I think.

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>go to catalog
>spot shitty anime image
>don't care for it
>look for /cum/
>it is the thread with that one shitty anime picture

>>71033758
Isn't that thing not out yet? I wonder if Netflix will pull it or just bury it to save face then remove it once the contract ends.

little coin slot axe wound

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>>71034030
idk
just read a headline about it
no idea what the show is even about

>>71033582
And SEA

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* buys ticket to iceland *

i don't know what you think but I'd say it's about time for a 1L chug of chocolate milk

>>71033985
Well it's okay but I think I have to study something or do something else. I don't actually think that this job is what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Why are men so much better at cooking than women?

so my colleague is about to quit now and wants to start studying social work so he become a refugee fondler full time
his headshrink will even write him an attestation so he won't be put on 3 month welfare blacklist for quitting the job

but as i know this pathetic whino he won't be gone anytime soon.
nigga never sticks to what he says

Lol, reported.

>>71034437
>>71034403
stop fucking posting my pictures
they were never intended to be posted here

Holy FUCK now I know why tall people make fun of manlets so much

I went on a factory tour today and there was a nigga there who's height had to start with a 4

He would be standing in front of me and I didn't even notice him until I looked down

arkansas was a mistake

>>71034498
i know your story is bullshit because you can smell niggers from 10 feet away

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>>71034498
forgot pic
also, feels good being the king of the manlets, I'll forever look down on people shorter than me

>>71034560
swolen dick ruins it

>>71034560
wtf is wrong with your dick

>>71034597
not again

How much do they pay the janny not to do his job?

>>71034652
double pack hotpockets

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Why is Yennefer so much better than Triss?

>>71034693
literally who

>>71034697
Lol, at least moot had some compassion. Now a soulless jap is in charge.

bbq sos

My new vape gets really hot.

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>moot

Down the hall and to the left

>>71034237
Any idea what you plan to study?

>>71034777
Who?

>>71034652
expired no name hot pockets

>>71034830

RIP

cravin a churro w/ frosting rah bout nah

>>71034835
How long does it take to download and fap to them?

Hilshire Farm or Johnsonville?

>tfw performing at an amusement park full of kids so i cant view the dick pix
fug :DDD

>>71034912
>performing
what you doing?

JANNYd

>>71034896
Yes

>>71034901
I love you.
>>71034921
Music.

>>71034795
No. That's the point. I don't know. I want to but... I'm just too lazy to read or anything.

Never have I ever....

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>>71034967
Try eating some Amanita, it may change your life but don't eat too much in one sitting

>>71035065
is it poison?

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Everyone outside this general is hostile to Canadians

Burt Reynolds v Tom Selleck

Who had the better mustache? Also, 90% sure they're the same people.

>>71035129
Toadstools are a drug that were hypothesized to be used by witches for magic or something. it's a hallucinogenic.

>>71035065
Yeeeeah I've seen those. I think they are poisonous but if you dry them well they are good to eat. Urban legend says that those mushroom are growing under the pine trees and they last there during the winter. They are starting to dry there and they are the "presents" and there's the colours of christmas. White and red. Shamans used to fed those to reindeers and it made the reindeers to fly. Shamans drank the reindeer's piss and was fucked like the animals. Story of santa.

>>>/sci/8665150
>>>/sci/8665150

Please respind

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>>71035129
It is, but not if you properly wash it/eat too much but don't take my word 100%, if you are interested do some research plus it's 100% legal to buy, there are many species but I think the red ones are the only hallucinogenic ones

>>71035181
kill yourself you frogposting canadian faggot

>>71035199
James Coburn had the best mustache of all time

>>71035181
depending on the hours here is bad too

>>71035202
>>71035224

inderesting.

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>>71035208
Yeah, I heard about the reindeer piss on Trailer Park Boys, if you see any around I really think you should give them a shot

I had shrooms once (it was a low dose, I didn't really get any visuals/hallucinate) But it really made me think, that's why I think you should give them a shot

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>she plays the ukelele

>>71035361
Spell it correctly you dumb a'a haole shithead cocksucker.

>>71035331
Those are really poisonous if you eat them raw. But there's a some kind of cooking that makes them nonpoisonous and they still have that druggening thing in them. I'm getting so drunk and I don't give a fuck about my speakings. Sorry

>>71035361
>not spelling it ukulele

>when people pronounce ukulele as yookileli

>>71033396
is that why he's fat

>bluck hishtry munf

>>71035181
most of the people that talk shit come from objectively worse countries so its like water off a ducks back

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>>71035427
Dude you should try it or buy some, use the money you would normally spend on alcohol and get a different experience

When vikings would go "Berserk" they may have been on those mushrooms

This is one that grows in northeast america but I have no clue if it's potent

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>>71034170

I dont know how to file a W2

>>71035618
Pearl Harbour and the Gulf of Tonkin incident are similar

Mushrooms are fun as fuck tbqhwy

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fuck white people
they don't know shit about our struggle

>>71035618
I had to uninstall EUIV because I would play every weekend for the entire weekend and nothing would get done. As a former smoker, EUIV is more addictive than smoking imo.

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>I dont know how to file a W2

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Take a moment to think about it

>>71035749

t. Jap

>>71035754
Mushrooms are very interesting, everyone has to try them at least once

>>71035816
did mushrooms make you gay

>>71035803
(((white))) man

>>71035816
I didn't do a full dose but it was enough to have very intense emotions. For a moment I wasn't autistic.

>>71035808
The US government didn't attack pearl harbour but they knew it was going to happen and let 2000 sailors die to force the US into the war

>>71035878
Nice conspiracy theory.

>>71035878
source? that sounds farfetched

>>71035904
>>71035906
t. good american boys

>>71035938
good argument, you dummy

>>71035906
It's a tinfoil conspiracy that hinges on the fact the carriers were out to sea training. It's bullshit. The brass did suspect Japan would eventually attack though.

>>71035904
>>71035906
>>71035966
why do you think the entire carrier fleet was out on maneuvers december 8th? they let the WW1 era battleships go and saved the only useful parts of the fleet...

>>71035978
Coincidence, perhaps. You kinda need motivation to prove guilt. Just because it's convenient doesn't mean it's intentional.

>>71035856
No, I only lewd post when I'm horny and tired
>>71035870
I was playing ES: Oblivion when I was on shrooms, and my character went on a bizarre adventure, afterwards I felt ego death

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Who wants to do shrooms with me and eat American cereals when I come visit the US

>>71036102
>Coincidence, perhaps
GOOD goy

surprised you think the nips could actuall plan the entire thing with the most powerful country on the planet never catching wind

FDR was a sneaky fucker, forcing the USA into the war at the opportune moment and making nukes in secret

>>71033942
People believe he tries to weaken germany by destabilizing Syria, so that more and more refugees come here causing a radicalization. A weak germany means a weak EU and it would be easier for him to push his agenda on the member states, but I don't know.
>I heard in Germany the left wing governments were trying to out-law some right wing parties?
The federal governments tried to get the NPD (a far right party and honey pot for the Verfassungsschutz) banned, because they'd work against the constitution but they failed again (they tried it two times).
> I also don't understand how Merkel is still in office.
Unfortunately most alternatives to her are even worse. The CDU/CSU is supposed to be a center-right party, they are currently the only conservatives in the Bundestag (our parliament).
>Isn't the crisis largely her fault since she ignored refugee laws? You have to claim asylum in the country you land in sort of thing.
It's a little bit complicated as she prentents that all of this was an act of solidarity with the european borderstates (eventhough she never gave a fuck about the situation in Italy before) and some may believe her. I think she simply did it for our automobile lobby, since we have a minimum wage, but this doesn't apply in specific cases. It was strange that the CEOs of MB and other large companies were so in favor of getting these people in. Call me a tinfoil head, but I'm 100% sure I'm right, as they were discussing 90 cent jobs (for real nobody works for 90 cent an hour) etc.
Sorry I just had dinner, so I weren't able to respond.

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>>71036134
do you know what else is horny and tired?

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t-thanks turbotax

>>71031116
the french hate anyone that isn't them though

they're the america of europe

I'm receiving a 105.50€ tax refund this year.

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>>71036260
You? Too bad, I won't suck your dick it can just stay there horny and tired

>>71036182
I haven't had shrooms in a long time

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>tfw standing outside in the biting cold, then the sun shines directly on your head

>>71036323
Only 105.50? >>71036399

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I want to try this when I visit the US

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just ate an entire cake
2000 calories

>>71036521

good job, lardbutt

>>71036521
nice one fatso

>>71036196
>surprised you think the nips could actuall plan the entire thing with the most powerful country on the planet never catching wind
Yes? Why is that a ridiculous assumption? They had a homogeneous and nationalistic population. And, they weren't exactly lightweights themselves, in economic and militaristic terms. The Japanese fielded a far larger navy than the United States at the beginning of the Pacific Theater.

>>71036452
I don't earn an awful lot and have no other costs that I could claim on my report

:-(

>>71036521
You can't eat your feelings.

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>>71036345
I was going to say that car

>>71036207
Germans don't have to let in all these people so it just seems like they're pointing fingers. From what I get lots of the migrants aren't even from Syria.

With all the crazy stuff going on it's weird she's the only "Conservative" option. We don't have any proper Conservative options here either so I guess it's not surprising. All except one candidate running here for Conservative leader position are highly in favour of immigration because it means cheap workers for the people who finance their campaigns. The one lady kind of against it just wants some existing stuff rolled back slightly.

>I think she simply did it for our automobile lobby
Yes I heard about that. It actually made me angry, to let your country get over run by illegals and ruin an industry further because they claim a lack of workers. That's part of whats screwed up the USA so badly. In Canada shitty paying jobs with bad working conditions (cleaning and fast food jobs) are almost exclusively temporary foreign workers. All parties are highly in favour of it due to lobbying from industries that benefit from cheap workers. Companies love it because they can pay minimum wage and abuse their workers who don't know any better. And those are people here legally. It sounded like Germany was trying to do something similar without creating high immigration for temp foreign workers but with really shitty middle eastern welfare seekers and it sort of blew up in their faces. I don't think you're being paranoid because of what I've seen here in Canada.

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Just realized iTunes creates a copy of everything I add to the library in the iTunes folder so now I have all of my music in the music folder and inside the iTunes folder which is inside the music folder is all the music from my music folder again.

>>71037171
>>71037171
>>71037171

>>71036978

Well we have the AfD now, which is really conservative, but they have a lot of idiots inside of the party which ruin their reputation.Could be that they are leftists that actively try to ruin the party or that they also simply attract a bunch of idiots that don't understand how politics are working here. I don't know, I feel like I turned into some kind of commie by now. It pisses me off that these fucktards ruin our country for the profit of a few greedy assholes. It's even worse that people believe their lies and I can't understand how the upcoming "elite" aka the students are too dumb to see through all this.
Hopefully some day there'll be some kind of exchange programm where people can sign up to form a true conservative state and the others can form a "progressive" slave state.

>>71037248
Do you think the AfD can do well enough in an upcoming election to help turn the tide of things? Hearing about all the terrorist attacks over there is really disturbing. One day it'll start happening in Canada more regularly too. If you guys can't change your future neither can we...

>It pisses me off that these fucktards ruin our country for the profit of a few greedy assholes.
>I can't understand how the upcoming "elite" aka the students are too dumb to see through all this.
Seems how things always go. Even when their mistake is obvious people don't want to accept they fucked up and try to pretend it isn't their fault. Everyone I know who voted Liberal here is in a weird denial stage because of how shitty the party is doing. New taxes made that exclusively hurt the middle class sort of thing and breaking election promises, but keeping the ones that hurt Canadians. If they bothered to research the parties policies and histories it was obvious what would happen but instead they try to blame everyone but themselves even though they gave the party a majority.

As for groups separating like that... I doubt it. I think we'd honestly need another war or some severe terrorism on the home front that hurts the progressive city people and puts them in a constant state of fear for things to change.