/cum/

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>when you can't make a single friend in uni

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Meade > Lee > Stonewall Jackson > Sherman > McClellan > Grant >>>> Poop (Pope)

>>71017079
>tfw made two friends in uni

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REMINDER

Im
the
best
poster
in
this
general

>>71017074

could you make it to riverside/Moreno valley?

>>71017054
"hehe have fun in college, but not too much fun, okay? ;)"

>>71017079
itll come anon.

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>>71017095
Objectively wrong.

I have been democratically elected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9TNSuZ76RQ

why didn't Bob Dylan just stick to writing and sell his songs to someone with an actual pleasant voice

Wonder if it's easier to make friends in college in you live in a dorm.

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First Annual Message (December 3, 1901)
Theodore Roosevelt
>Of the last seven elected Presidents, President McKinley is the third who has been murdered, and the bare recital of this fact is sufficient to justify grave alarm among all loyal American citizens. President McKinley was killed by an utterly depraved criminal belonging to that body of criminals who object to all governments, good and bad alike. This criminal was a professed anarchist, inflamed by the teachings of professed anarchists. The anarchist, and especially the anarchist in the United States, is merely one type of criminal, more dangerous than any other because he represents the same depravity in a greater degree. The anarchist is a criminal whose perverted instincts lead him to prefer confusion and chaos to the most beneficent form of social order. If ever anarchy is triumphant, its triumph will last for but one red moment, to be succeeded, for ages by the gloomy night of despotism.He is not the victim of social or political injustice. There are no wrongs to remedy in his case. The cause of his criminality is to be found in his own evil passions and in the evil conduct of those who urge him on. No man or body of men preaching anarchistic doctrines should be allowed at large any more. Anarchy is a crime against the whole human race; and all mankind should band against the anarchist.

>>71017118
He did that with Wagon Wheel and it was pretty great ngl.

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This is not a fucking joke anymore

I thought them embracing a little bit of socialism was fine for the immigration attraction

sound the alarm

>>71017079

just
bee
urself

Also, we are your friends anon.

>>71017119
just go to a club or something
why is it so difficult for you guys to make friends

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>>71017102
>you'll have a lot of fun. They'll be the best years of your life make sure to cherish them

>find out Andrew Jackson was from South Carolina today
>threatened to attack it and hang all southerners if they seceded when he was Pres

>>71017130
Because I usually just go home right after class

>>71017119
yes

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>>71017086
>that Nazi aesthetic

Nice

>>71017109
as a senior?

Just a little reminder you will never be this cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOrMiBPStLo

>>71017039
>Venezuela was better for your average Venezuelan 10 years ago than your average Colombian.
Alright, first of all that's mainly due to oil resources. Once that was nationalized things started to go to shit. Why don't you get some perspective and talk to literally any Candian-Venezuelan about the situation and they will blow your stupid ass the fuck out.

>40% of the canadian economy is controlled by the state. we're far from a banana republic
It's fine as it is, we don't need to go further either way.

>Youre making excuses for the exploitation of the mass of poor people
Typical appeal to emotion I've come to expect from socialists that lack any real world experience.

>its not their fault they were born retarded and at the bottom rung of society
No it isn't, but it's not our responsibility to help these people with anything other than a meagre handout to keep their life going.

>Nature is unequal, and its inhumane to not address that
And you lecture me about non-arguments? All you're doing is appealing to emotion. Your statements are not grounded in reality.

>You're a fucking animal that is trying to rationalise a horrible predatory system because you believe if you work hard enough you'll get the things you want
Classic socialist strawman

>meanwhile you'll have worked your whole life to give the opportunity for someone else to make millions or billions of dollars
Ahh yes the old "rich people are literally hitler!!!11"

Honestly people get redpilled so fast on this dumb socialist shit once they begin to do anything even remotely useful to society. People just want to use socialism as a crutch to avoid feeling the shame of their own failures and short-comings.

>>71017122
yeah because his songs have great writing and cadence but his voice is just not the best

>>71017121
McKinley was underrated. If only he lived.

>>71017143
Nullies deserve the rope.

>>71017145
Anon, you're not gonna make any friends at home. You don't even have to feel obligated to make friends. Just visit a club that's relevant to your interests and see what they've got going on.

>>71017140
>the best years of your life

Just kill me now then.

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>tfw people told me high school were gonna be the best years of my life
>they were
>i didnt realize until it was over

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>>71017205

>>71017198
I'm pretty happy with the friends I did make.

Joining a club (not a dance club) is literally the best way to make friends in college. Way more so than living in a dorm, going to class, or meeting people at parties.

>>71017205
But that's college/Uni.

>>71017205
This, High School senior year was pretty sweet

>>71017205
I did

Damn great time I had

>>71017099
actually wait a second why aren't you taking the 1 instead of the i5

Honestly i can close my eyes and i can see the dumb spaniard kid putting his thumb up the proffesor ass and i laugh.

life will never be that simple again.

just kill me already dammit.

>>71017217
Good to hear it.

>>71017220
Pretty much. You have to be retarded not to make friends in a club.

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>>71017205
Stop

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>>71017160
nah. you'll have no choice but to interact especially as you do projects and get to see others like you and you may be friends with a chad. The worse part is when your normie friend gets married and leaves you for her. your bromance ends and you realize you are a pathetic piece of shit that is not amounted to anything
>>71017254
he is just normalfagging for yous

I was in a club for my freshman year but I didn't really like it. I made """"friends"""" but I wouldn't really consider them my friends.

>>71017244

Id have to drive 4 hours to the coast just to hit 101. If I headed south from Sacramento itd be a lot faster, at least until I hit LA

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Second Annual Message (December 2, 1902)
Theodore Roosevelt

>We still continue in a period of unbounded prosperity. No country has ever occupied a higher plane of material well-being than ours at the present moment. There will undoubtedly be periods of depression. The wave will recede; but the tide will advance. This Nation is seated on a continent flanked by two great oceans. Such a Nation, so placed, will surely wrest success from fortune. But our people, the sons of the men of the Civil War, the sons of the men who had iron in their blood, rejoice in the present and face the future high of heart and resolute of will. The last century has seen a marked diminution of wars between civilized powers; wars with uncivilized powers are largely mere matters of international police duty, essential for, the welfare of the world. The Congress has wisely provided that we shall build at once an isthmian canal, if possible at Panama. This canal will be one of the greatest engineering feats of the twentieth century; a greater engineering feat than has yet been accomplished during the history of mankind. There is not a cloud on the horizon at present. There seems not the slightest chance of trouble with a foreign power.

>professor was assigning us groups for a project
>I get put into a group of all girls
Unironically probably the best thing that happened to me that year

>>71017264
It's hard to call anyone friends desu because you just compare them to your lifelong pals and they feel shallow in comparison

ah fuck, you're the marker by UCI arent you

god dammit

>>71017298
>lifelong pals

normies pls leave

>>71017298
Probably the reason why. I'm still friends with my best friend from high school. Don't really have any friends from middle school because I was a loser back then.

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STOP BULLYING CHICANOS

>>71017293
Lucky anon
>professor was assigning us groups for a project
>I get put in a group were one member abandons the group at the last minute
>one never ever shows up
>another guy commits suicide about 4 months afterwards
>the girl is an extremely awkward Paki

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>We can not have too much immigration of the right kind, and we should have none at all of the wrong kind. The need is to devise some system by which undesirable immigrants shall be kept out entirely, while desirable immigrants are properly distributed throughout the country. The body politic can not be sound and healthy if many of its constituent members claim their standing through the prostitution of the high right and calling of citizenship. It should mean something to become a citizen of the United States; and in the process no loophole whatever should be left open to fraud.

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>>71017351

t. CHI

>>71017166
doesn't mean you're forced to take the i5 all the way down
could take the 152 down the monteray and jump on the 1

>>71017351
t. happa

>>71017357
Holy kek, I can hear the Curb your Enthusiasm theme from here

>>71017261
>he is just normalfagging for yous

No es mi culpa que tu vida haya sido una mierda.

>>71017298
This.

My friends from my hometown will be my friends forever, they are my brothers, those nikkas have never let me down

>>71017364

is anaheim too far?

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>>71017303
haven't made a mark
i'm south of irvine

this show is comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRA6RY2o9Lg

>>71017357
>tfw only me and one of the girls were actually trying to talk about the project while the other two were responding to our texts only once in a while
>accidentally end up adding her when my friend convinces me to make a Snapchat account so he can send random shit to me
>stay friends with her after that semester

Could never date an anglo gril who unnironically had terrible grammar desu

>>71017387

5 -> dana point -> 74 -> 10?

WE
WUZ
NAZIS
N
SHIET

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/black-africans-fought-for-hitlers-nazi-regime.511170/

I voted for Trump just so he'd turn America into a white ethnostate and we'd finally stop getting bullied by Europeans on here.

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Fucking damn, it's already 1:30

GR2 is really really fun and time eating

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>>71017046
Meme.

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Address to Joint Session of Congress (November 27, 1963)
Lyndon B. Johnson

>All I have I would have given gladly not to be standing here today. An assassin's bullet has thrust upon me the awesome burden of the Presidency. I am here today to say I need your help; I cannot bear this burden alone.
>The greatest leader of our time has been struck down by the foulest deed of our time. Today John Fitzgerald Kennedy lives on in the immortal words and works that he left behind. In this age when there can be no losers in peace and no victors in war, we must recognize the obligation to match national strength with national restraint. We must be ready to defend the national interest and to negotiate the common interest. This is the path that we shall continue to pursue. Those who test our courage will find it strong, and those who seek our friendship will find it honorable.

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>>71017412
>got a friend out of it

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>>71017382
Mi vida podría haber sido aún peor si fuera de otro país como Perú o Brasil.

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>>71017422
now we're talking

>>71017447
>I'll have those niggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years

>>71017438
Kinda gay

>>71017449

>peru

Te gusta la paloma?

Y por favor sube la imagen de "El peruANO es un ser deleznable" yo sé que tu la tienes.

*rims you*

>>71017448
Actually I got more than a friend out of it
I'd say more but I'm pretty sure that one anon who doesn't like when I talk about it is here

>>71017167
venezuela didnt fail because of socialism. it failed because of every single possible reason BUT socialism. socialism allowed Venezuela to maintain a common standard of living for its people that no other neighbouring capitalist countries had. (besides the south cone)

You are not the redpilled one. You are the dumbass good goy that think 50% income tax is ok but 90% capital gains tax is abhorrent

the common people that earn paycheques are levied like fucking peasants to support the 0.1% of asset owners that control most of the worlds wealth.

And you probably think i include lawyers and doctors and what not in the "rich category". These people are the petty bourgeoisie of the past.

books are my friends

eating a pb&j on a cheese croissant buds

ok, who else has disposable income, lives in the southwest, and wants to travel

Peanut butter is potentially Canada's greatest contribution to the world

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1More Mobile Phone users combined than US OR EU...Nigeria alone had like 50,000 cell subscribers in 2001....today....121 million:huhldup:

2. As business is boomin your starting to see folk who emigrated and got their degrees comin back to help build the continent. Albeit the RISK is there (Lack of Stable electricity,Security) The dividends is Massive. The Untapped New Middle Class that is growing is seeing increase in demand for consumer products...Malls are just poppin out of everywhere..shyt even tho i dont like them, KFC opening store after store...(BTW Nigerian KFC with that Jollof rice:why:)...Multinational corporations are seeing the opportunity and investin hard.

3. Lastly Growth of Middle Class...A growing middle class if ya'll did not know is indicative of a growing/vibrant economy...35% of africans fall under the category as middle class ...thats different from 9% in 2001...by 2050 economists estimate those living in poverty in the continent will be under 30%..but sincerely believe it will be sooner than that. (BTW THE CHINESE ARE EVERYWHERE HERE...TAKING OVER EVERYTHING)
Basically If yall ever lookin for a place to relocate....Minimal CAC bullshyt....The continent is ripe Breh's imma finish up with some pics

This is the Lagos "THEY DONT SHOW YOU"..mind the city did not look like this a decade ago...still much to do but the improvement is real

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>>71017110
> better poster
> Generic Oregon vs Clackamas
> No Gorge Washfag

>>71017526
>tfw I've never heard anyone mention it was Canadian my entire life

That one negro """inventing""" it was a really successful meme

>>71017553
I'm both of them, anon.

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>>71017478
kek no sé de que hablas ni tengo esa foto.
¿Es la que con la peruana hablando con una paloma en el parque?
En vez de esa, toma ésta.

Don't even try it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHFnc_eV4Lg

Are we /RNH/ now?q

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Statement by the President Announcing the Use of the A-Bomb at Hiroshima (August 6, 1945)
Harry S. Truman

>Sixteen hours ago an American airplane dropped one bomb on Hiroshima, an important Japanese Army base. That bomb had more power than 20,000 tons of T.N.T. The Japanese began the war from the air at Pearl Harbor. They have been repaid many fold. With this bomb we have now added a new and revolutionary increase in destruction to supplement the growing power of our armed forces. It is an atomic bomb. It is a harnessing of the basic power of the universe. The force from which the sun draws its power has been loosed against those who brought war. Even more powerful forms are in development. We have spent two billion dollars on the greatest scientific gamble in history-and won. We are now prepared to obliterate more rapidly and completely every productive enterprise the Japanese have above ground in any city. If they do not now accept our terms they may expect a rain of ruin from the air, the like of which has never been seen on this earth.

>>71017569
I remember a teacher pushing that in Dindu History Month

>>71017569
I swear that Eli Whitney was black

>>71017569
Then why post a strawpoll?

>>71017589

we were flexing our muscles against the ruskies

they didnt have a working A-bomb yet, and we didnt want them invading nippon, forcing another germany split

>>71017576
Made a thread

>>71017577

No wey, es una con la foto original que acabas de postear pero que dice puras cosas groseras de los peruanos. "El peruano es feo y narizon, peruano en latin es HOMUS HEDIONDUS MONUS" y cosas de estilo. Es la imagen y el texto.

*trys it*

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>>71017610
It's mine now.

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NEED a Yen gf

Kinda worried I might be bullied by Frenchies buds

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>>71017630
You bastard!

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>>71017633
but they're our oriiginal greatest ally

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we've had it all wrong, dudes

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>>71017649
These Frenchies are the Canucks

>>71017651
Bud/Dude master race 2bh

>>71017646
But honestly, I guess I'm a retard.
>>71017575
See>>71017610

>>71017651
Where is lad

Why does the south east never light up

>>71017651
>Southern Michigan and Ohio say all of them

Shit map

>>71017503
>venezuela didnt fail because of socialism
Holy fuck you are actually retarded, ask any Venezuelan diaspora why they left and you will understand

>You are the dumbass good goy that think 50% income tax is ok but 90% capital gains tax is abhorrent
You are an absolute retard, I think tax in general is shit whether it's income or capital gains. The reason why your stupid low income tax high capital gains tax doesn't work is because citizens of your own country wont even fucking bother to invest any money into the companies of your country, they will literally just sit on cash because investment is fucking pointless.

>the common people that earn paycheques are levied like fucking peasants to support the 0.1% of asset owners that control most of the worlds wealth
Holy hyperbole what the fuck are you talking about? Pretty sure your average 1st worlder, regardless of country, doesn't live like a peasant.

Not even gonna attempt to address your last point because it's basically gibberish from an absolute mong.

>>71017665
ignore the canaredditors
their opinions don't count

>>71017673

we're not limeys, noboy says lad

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A question i should have made a long time ago.

Does any of you know a Tim Jackson that has gone missing in the past year or so?

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>>71017581
wtf
>>71017621
ahhh esa mierda.. No quiero que me banneen pero lo haré por ti
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

>>71017651
>tfw you live on a dude island

>>71017651
i say 'man'

>>71017685
Canadians in /cum/ aren't bullied
I'm going to Montreal in the summer

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Response to the Lewinsky Allegations (January 26, 1998)
Bill Clinton

>First, let me thank all of you who are here. I thank the First Lady for all she has done on this issue, for as long as I have known her. But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time—never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people.

Statement on His Testimony Before the Grand Jury (August 17, 1998)
Bill Clinton
>While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information. Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. I can only tell you I was motivated by many factors: first, by a desire to protect myself from the embarrassment of my own conduct. I was also very concerned about protecting my family. Now this matter is between me, the two people I love most, my wife and our daughter, and our God. Even Presidents have private lives. And so, tonight I ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past 7 months. Thank you for watching, and good night.

>>71017704

a-anon, no quiero ser gay ni atrevido, pero podríamos hblar por otro lado?

>>71017686
This, only anglophiles say lad.

>>71017718
good luck

>>71017718
>bullied
Fuck, I meant bullies.

>>71017651
If you don't use multiple of these interchangeably you are not a true north american.

>>71017681
c u c k

you're just a neo peasant with a computer and a car, asshole

>>71017651
Come to think of it, everyone I knew growing up in Virginia said bro.

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>>71017747

I'M HURT

>>71017777
I hate this picture.

Pretending to be retarded is fun for me.

>>71017687
That name sounds literally, 100% fake.

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>>71017747
>implying there's anything wrong with that

>>71017808
fuck off retard

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>>71017777
nice

>>71017815

i made him on the beach, he said he escaped america because of his wife or some shit.

he seemed kinda crazy desu, around 60 years or so.

>>71017824
Jokes on you

>>71017815
are anglo names that rare where you're from?

daddy's back and ready for some kisses!

AND WHEN THE DOG
SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE TRAIN
THERE'S NO CRY, NO USE IN SEARCHING FOR WHAT MUTT'S REMAIN

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First Inaugural Address (January 20, 2001)
George W. Bush

>The peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country. Sometimes in life we are called to do great things. I am honored and humbled to stand here, where so many of America's leaders have come before me. We have a place, all of us, in a long story—a story we continue, but whose end we will not see. It is the story of a new world that became a friend and liberator of the old. Through much of the last century, America's faith in freedom and democracy was a rock in a raging sea. This is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. Many in our country do not know the pain of poverty, but we can listen to those who do. And I can pledge our nation to a goal: When we see that wounded traveler on the road to Jericho, we will not pass to the other side. What you do is as important as anything government does. When this spirit of citizenship is missing, no government program can replace it. This work continues. This story goes on. And an angel still rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.

>>71017733
te hablaría dondequiera que estés. No homo. Ya hablo a diario con este mexicano a través de Discord y me ayuda cada día con mi español.

YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
OOOOOOOOOOOH
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>71017887

pasame tu steam o skype, como la traigas, no homo.

how would one take a nap in the library? desks arent comfy, the big chairs have been...soiled, and I figure sleeping in a book aisle is poor form

>>71017952
this is what i never got about people who can sleep in class
how do you just pass out like that, shit sucks

have you ever felt bad about baiting someone? what about semibaiting

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>>71017952

my school has the comfiest library chairs.

OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH OOOOOH I'M A FISHER OF MEN AND I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR A SEASON OF SIN

>>71017952
use thick books as pillow

>>71017973
Are you one of those famous Indian hackers or something?

>>71017973
no and no

>>71018000

those are even worse

Ive tried falling asleep on the fold between pages, and its super uncomfortable

>>71017651
looks like pal is the whitest word

>tfw didn't have a bed
>sleeping anywhere is comfy for me
H-heh, suckers...

>>71018018
Why would you try to fall asleep on a book?

>>71018034

I dont, but >>71018000 just told me to

>>71017952
It's usually quiet and warm which is really all you need in the winter when you feel like catching a little snooze. And the chairs aren't in any worse condition than a chair on say, a plane.

Library is amateur hour though. Empty classroom is always the superior choice.

>>71017917
Sólo hay un problema, no tengo una cámara con mi cuenta de skype y a veces el sonido no reproduce bien por algún motivo. Puedo pasarte mi steam pero no juego tanto como antes

>>71018033

:(

There is a good side to everything i guess.

>>71018074

> And the chairs aren't in any worse condition than a chair on say, a plane.

you dont understand. You know those anonymous "confessions" pages schools have on facebook? People at my school have admitted to having sex on em, puking on em, I think one was pissed on...

Im not going near them

>trump keeps getting BTFO by the courts every week


EASY D

>>71018088
>no tengo una cámara

lol no te quiero mostrar mi horrible cara :((

Pasame tu skype, se me hace mejor a mi, por lo menos para texto ya que yo casi no uso steam.

>>71018098
Yeah like I said no worse than a seat on a plane.

>>71018102
>EASY D
What did he mean by this?

>>71018138

ynow what, you're right

>>71018164
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Feb 8
More
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!

>>71018164
>"I think the one thing uniting the country rn [right now] is that none of us, regardless of political affiliation, knows what "Easy D" is," wrote Teen Vogue's Lily Herman.

>>71018164

easy defeat

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>>71018189
>trump is already collapsing from stress

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>>71018164
>>71018175
>>71018189
"Easy decision" Seemed obvious to me.

>>71018189
easy defense

>>71018137
Busca Just an anon en skipe. no creo que haya otro anon con ese nombre, así que no voy a escribir mi correo electrónico.
Estás seguro de que no quieres mi discord también? Por lo general lo uso más que mi skype.
.

>>71018216
>Mexico
>Defeat
>>71018230
>Canada
>Decision
>>71018261
>America
>Defense

Really toggles my boggles.

>>71018284
really tingles my pringles

>>>/pol/111949578
funny

After really studying how swing states voted in 2016, Virginia really surprised me. I genuinely don't think that state will ever be red again in a presidential election For places like Pennsylvania and Michigan to actually go red while Virginia doesn't, just shows how much of a stronghold the northern counties have on the state. It's crazy how they have flipped a classic red state

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Just popping in to say that I love you /cum/ <3

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I still love Romney even if he is a loser.

He is the only CHI I like

>>71018264
sent

>>71018013
i used to sleep on hacking books in the library

>>71018296
We need more Indians in /cum/ desu buds

>>71018296
alright now im getting freaked out

>>71017079
Same. Wanna be friends?

>>71018297
Don't remind me. I really thought Fairfax and other places would swing red this time.

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>>71018317

>>71018305
*pops you out*

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>>71018332
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>>71018164
easy day/ easy doomsday

>>71018355
as in doomsday for the bad guys as in day of the rope or something

>>71018337
Why not? They're really cute

>>71018355
today is yoga doomsday

>>71018297
>>71018332
*cough* growing spic population *cough*

2manypooinloos

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>>71018376
>cute

How are the agents so good at fighting humans if they're just machines?

Do white liberals simply suffer for testosterone deficiencies? If they started lifting, eating red meat and stopped drinking Starbucks would they become conservative?

>>71018313


>Romney's father was born to American parents living in the Mormon colonies in Mexico; events during the Mexican Revolution forced his family to flee back to the United States when he was a child.

is this what chicano means?

>>71018389
*cough* literally the opposite you meme-obsessed dipshit *cough*

>>71018413
almost all the liberals i see are skinny and almost all the conservatives i see are fat like trump and alex jones

Bro tier
>old first generation indocanadians
>second/third etc generation indocanadians
Absolute shit tier
>First generation young indocanadians

>>71018429
And all centrists are skinny fat

>>71018450
absolute garbage kill yourself tier
french candians

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>>71018423
>92% increase from 2000 - 2010
>doesn't matter lmao

Mr. CHI, I...

>>71018414

He is in fact a mexican-american, so CHI.

>>71018461
I cannot argue with that.

>>71018473
>doesn't know that hispanic birth rate has dropped dramatically over 5-7 years
>doesn't know that more were leaving than coming even before trump

Mr. Leaf, you...

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>my yotes lose again
SEND HELP

>>71018507
>12 million illegal immigrants enter our country
>a couple hundred thousand go back home
>their average birth rate drops from 7 kids to 6 kids
Wow crisis averted, problem solved

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>furpuck

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>>71018544
>thinking anyone was talking about illegals
>not knowing what dramatically means

>he doesn't curl

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>>71018541
>pens win again
great but
Abstract feel knowing the capitals are still the best

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>>71018507
Hmm... really makes you think...

>>71018627
>30% for trump

That's honestly surprising.

Pittsburgh is a disgusting city filled with wanna be white gangsters

>>71018605
>implying illegal and Hispanic isn't the same fucking thing
>implying no matter how many times far left nu male cucks try to calm the center with the "just like us" bs it will change the fact that Hispanics will make up 40 percent of our population in just a few decades

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>>71018642

gotta comfy ballpark though

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Why the fuck are you awake right now, /cum/?

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>mad at da burgh

>>71018668
it's only 11;50

>>71018668

haha, I cant go to bed yet, silly

My roommates still have 7 people over

/cum/ is a disgusting general filled with wannabe-white people.

>>71018640
Those are just the Cubans.

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>>71018685
>t. non-white

It's okay Zhang/Pajeet Weedman will like you as long as he can farm your ethnic vote.

>>71018670
Jagr is one of the few people I have seen successfully pull off such a stupid hair cut

>>71018702
I hate Mackay so much.

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>>71018668
lol wow what are you a little kid? I'm literally drinking an energy drink right now haaha

portuguese are the WORST european diaspora in this country desu

They are hard working people i'll give you that, but they're so fucking stubborn

beatus vir qui suffert tentationem

Who do all the portuguese in America go to New England?

>>71018686
This Cuban meme needs to FUCK off both Miami dade and broward county went blue

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Just finished this. Is there anything better than Ghibli movies?

>>71018779
They're the anglos greatest ally

>>71018782
Satoshi Kon movies.
Ghibli is for literal children or women.

>>71018782

the Metropolis adaptation is pretty great

>>71018723
>burger hates a literally who Canadian political cartoonist

?

>>71018782
wes anderson movies

>>71018782
Tarantino.

>>71018780
>Only Cubans live in Miami

k den

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>>71018806
He made a few comics criticizing us.

John Tyler, our 10th President, still has living grandsons.

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I unironically enjoy wes Anderson movies

>>71018862
>hating people who mildly criticize his country

Looks more like he's criticizing Trudeau tbqh.

>>71018866
i bet you enjoy wes Anderson movies

>>71018862
Are you a Muslim? Why are you triggered he made a comic of toilet bog fart

>>71018866
>>71018896
>referring to the films of Wes Anderson as movies.

>>71018881
I can't find the pic but he also made that one picture of America being engulfed in flames with Donald Trump underneath a bridge like a hellspawn while Trudeau and Peña Nieto shake hands.

>>71018910

kino*

>>71018912
>implying he doesn't have a point there

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>>71018912
I see, that gets posted here pretty often.

>>71018909
I'm not Muslim, I just don't like it when people say bad stuff about my country.
>>71018925
Go, shoo, be quiet.

>>71018912
Im fucking crying this post is so good

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I have been running on 4 hours of sleep and coffee for the whole week

i wouldnt say no to some help right now

>>71018980
meth is calling you latbro

>>71018993
so this is it isnt it

this is how people become drug addicts

>>71018980
power naps
sleep with double the force

>>71018866
>le same cast for every movie man
>le quirky randomness

>insert upper class home/establishment, European aesthetics
>insert Hollywood A lister
>narrator
>"Martin VanHammerschwein was a World reknown actor, author, and... an amateur tattoo artist *que biker gang waiting in a line*... When he's not traveling the World searching for the Tasmanian Tiger or lost city of Atlantis *que boarding ancient vessels*, he's sitting at home, drinking a very fine 25 year old scotch inventing new ways to can tuna *que several patents being filed*... He was a very lonely man... *que zoom out leading to the end of a room with the door slowly shutting*

I just wrote 10% of a Wes Anderson film.

I bet it feels good to fall asleep around midnight

I wish I could remember what that felt like

You're all just a bunch of dumb lab rats.

>>71018932
USA sucks

>>71019042

that only applies to Life aquatic though

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Really gets yer noggin joggin'

>>71019059
Where do you live? Let's have a Mexican standoff right fuckin now.

let's play chess

https://lichess.org/4l5gomwg

>>71019042
>>71019061
I think he described The Grand Budapest Hotel pretty accurately.

>>71019042
that actor with luois ck hairstyle always plays the role of a cuck

>>71019071
Boy, that's a really stupid setup.

>>71019079

thats not what grand budapest is about at all

>>71019006
Drugs are expensive if you're a NEET you'll need a job

Easy job: hit old people and take their wallets. Best is to ghost old people on their way to shopping when they have like 50-200 in cash on them sometimes

Another easy job : look inside cars and smash the window when you see something you can sell on Craigslist (wait 1 month to sell expensive things)

Easiest job (also most dangerous) suck dicks for money and or drugs. This is the easiest but it's degrading and you can get arrested murdered or bugged

>>71019071
Is this like when liberals thought McCain would have a war flashback and bomb Vietnam?

>>71019075
Now that you mention it, I unironically live on the border

>>71019061
No. It's at least 3 for sure, half of Rushmore as well.

>>71019071
what a lazy fucking cartoon lmao

>>71019071
That comic artist might want to consider suicide if he isn't already.

>>71019094
but i dont sleep because of work not because its fun

>>71019100

>nothing to do with Royal tenanbaums
>literally nothing like Darjeeling
>moonlight kingdom
>Grand budapest
>fantastic mr fox

not seeing it

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I thought it was a pretty good cartoon.

>>71019116
Rich faggy white people play into all those movies though

>>71019116
Sorry, I didn't feel like throwing in India, late 60's fashion design, early 1900's aesthetics, some badass mustaches, pleb choice in European automotive, among others.

let's assume 4chan shuts down tomorrow

what now?

>>71019153

Darjeeling has the 3 brothers basically going to meet their mom because they thought they were getting her fortune

Moonrise kingdom is a small coastal town, nothing rich about it

Grand budapest's Main character is a fucking indian boy, for christs sake

>>71019164

sounds like its more than just a common theme than, isnt it

>>71019177
i keep posting on twitter

>>71019177
Try and become an adult for the second time and probably fail again and end up on infinitychan

>>71019185
>Grand budapest's Main character is a fucking indian boy, for christs sake
>implying Ralph Fiennes isn't exactly what he described

>>71019203

eyo, Ive been to El Dorado county a bunch of times

>>71019203
>breakyourownnews.com
>ifunny
Have watermarks gone too far?

>>71019177
I try to find another chan I like and probably fail. Maybe use interpals again to get my international fix.

>>71019209

he isnt, since we only learn about Fiennes actual backstory over the course of the movie. From the beginning, all we know is he's the owner of the hotel and runs it like a naval captain

>>71019199
This. It's my destiny to fail at life.

>>71019214
Oh shit i thought the selection for what others could see, not what I could see.

I'm gonna add that then.

Also yeah based county I love it here but I'm moving in the next couple weeks to a not so nice county.

>>71019185
>sounds like its more than just a common theme than, isnt it

Literally one of the first things I said in my original post was he was quite random, but easily predictable, that's what I've been getting at, clearly.

His style is very very fucking common, if you don't think that you're blind and deaf.

His style is about as predictable as a Michael Bay film is towards explosions.

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>>71019239

north towards placer, or south towards calaveras?

>>71019261

its not easily predictable if you have to add a bunch of fucking plot elements to the mix, you jackass

>oh wow, its an upper class family living in an upscale suburb. how original wes
>woooow, now its a new cast and theyre going off to sea. BRAVO, WES

the two settings are completely different

>>71019270
toulumne

>>71019295

oh, cool. I dont know much about that one. I only ask because Im in placer

>>71019293
The predictability is expecting said plot elements you dumbfuck. You can't watch two of his films back to back without feeling like you're watching the same film or at least one apart of the same cinematic universe even though that's not what he goes for.

>>71019335

no, tell me how a plot like Darjeeling limited or the life aquatic are alike

or Moonrise kingdom and fantastic mr fox

>thats stupid, you're comparing it with a kids movie

fine, moonrise kingdom and royal tenanbaums

or Grand budapest and rushmore

>>71019318
Nice, placer seems like a cool county. Placerville is still my favorite city in california though.

I could live in this area forever probably I'm never going back to the bay area if I can help it.

Any PCfags here?

How much money would I be spending if I wanted a decent PC for autism simulator games like Civilization or Hearts of Iron?

>>71019364

placerville was great. I remember gold panning there when I was a kid

>>71017575
who's jorge wash fag

>>71019403
You can do it for a $1000 or as little as 600 for 2-3 year old games.

No memeing allowed you shouldnt need more than 1200 ever to run modern games.

chess match

https://lichess.org/I7oYqn0k

>>71019403

for strategy games you could do that for like $5-600, theyre not graphics intensive

>>71019446
>>71019461
>$600

Yeah that's what I kinda figured.

Is the build your own PC thing a meme or is it the best/cheapest way to go?

>>71019517
It's almost always cheaper. The thing about it is that it's too easy and convenient not to do it.

Since you know all the parts, you'll know how to take ti apart and upgrade it in the future when you want to.

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>>71019541
Surely it can't be too difficult if even retarded autists can do it .

Just order the parts, and put it together like lego, r-right?

>>71019637

I had to learn how to do it the hard way too, and I didnt know shit about computers

motherboards should be labeled for most parts, and you can probably figure out where RAM/the CPU/graphics card go. Ther'll be ports to plug the other parts into, and based on their size and arrangement, you can kind of guess which plugs into which

I bet /g/ or even reddit would help you do it

>>71019637
Yeah bro. But do your research. You can do it fast and dirty or wait for sales and do research. I searched for the perfect part mix for 2 months before I bought my first part.

pcpartpicker.com
logicalincrements.com

>>71019725
Also /r/buildapcsales is good too

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>this match

>>71019725
>>71019674
Noice. Thanks.

Knowing Canadian prices I'm probably going to have to pay way more than I should be for my shit but whatever maybe I'll just incrementally buy the parts over time

>>71019777

you watching aussie baseball too?

>>71019785
No, the chess match

>>71019460

>>71019838
>>71019838
>>71019838

>>71017079
Jesus Christ anon, how long have you been in uni?