/sino/ 中文

>Resources for learning Cantonese:
https://guidetocantonese.wordpress.com/start/
http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/
http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/dictionary/
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cantonese-popup-dictionar/pjnbhojkojmibobcpfgihhnohboldhip

>Resources for learning Uyghur:
https://lemountainsandthesea.wordpress.com/uyghur/
https://www.farwestchina.com/2014/04/ultimate-guide-to-learning-uyghur-language.html/
http://www.ccapprox.info/uyghurbooks/tomur.pdf

>Smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese):
https://www.pleco.com/

aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風

>set strokes straight
http://www.yes-chinese.com/tzg/

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my gf

First

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你好, 我是法国人. 我爱中国.

>>71015781
武则天是妓女

>>71015781
武則天是雞

晚安大家

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>>71015964
>>71016242
这是中国最好的皇帝?

>>71016293
大家晚安

>>71016293
晚安。這麼早睡?

>>71016350
秦始皇是鴨

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>>71016443
鴨?

我聽不懂。

>>71014249

Fixed

什麼他媽的你他媽的剛才說我,你這小婊子?我會讓你知道我畢業了我班的頂部的海豹突擊隊,我已經參與了許多秘密襲擊的基地組織,和我有超過300證實殺死。我在訓練的大猩猩戰,我在整個美國軍隊的最高狙擊手。你是我什麼都不是,但只是一個目標。我會消滅你他媽的精度喜歡哪一個從未見過在這個地球上,記住我的話他媽的。你以為你可以逃脫說狗屎我在互聯網上?再想想,笨蛋。在我們發言,我聯繫我的秘密橫跨美國間諜網絡和IP被追踪作為現在讓您風暴,蛆更好的準備。這抹了你打電話

>>71016650
男妓

Hello

>>71016751
>男妓
謝謝.

抱歉. 我不会说中文好.

Who is your favorite emperor then ?

>>71017002
沒有問題。其實我不知道國語是不是叫鴨,可能只是廣東話才這麼叫,所以別當真呀。

btw it is better to say 我的中文說得不太好。

我沒有最喜歡的皇帝,但是我最喜歡宋朝。

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怎麼用Cangjie輸入法?

>>71017919
谢谢.

中国的历史很有趣. (有趣=interesting right ?)

>studied for 6 months and 10 days
>still not fluent
at least i can understand most of what fiona says now

>>71019073
Each of the key represents certain components of Chinese characters broken apart. It takes you quite sometime to learn tho

>>71016714
Please fix this
忧郁的台湾乌龟

>>71016988
屌你老母

中文我理解不可能 我日本人 日本漢字使用中
理解可能??
I can't understand chinese.
Do you understand what I say when I use Japanese kanji(the orijin is chinese character.)?

Does anyone have resources for shanghainese? I've had a wee look before but I've found nothing

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Is it a coincidence that among former colonies in East and Southeast Asia, the ones with bigger percentage Chinese population are the best performing countries today?

>>71020700
http://wu-chinese.com/minidict/
http://shh.dict.cn/
http://www.mandmx.com/shanghainese/
http://wu-chinese.com/zanhei/pitch.html
http://sinoglot.com/2012/10/shh-sandhi/

>>71020692
I understand what you're trying to say:
"I can't understand Chinese. I'm Japanese. I'm using Japanese kanji. Can you understand (me)?"

昨天去買煙,買了包20的,給了老闆50,找了我40,我裝做不知道,裝兜裡就走了。

沒走多遠老闆喊我:「你的煙沒拿!」

我流下了感動的淚水,拿出十塊錢給老闆:「你多找了我十塊錢。」

老闆也留下了感動的淚水:「小夥子,把煙拿來,我給你換一包。」

抽著老闆新換給我的煙,那純正的味道不禁再次感動了我:「老闆,把剛才那張50的拿來我給你換一張吧!」

老闆接過那50的也再次感動:「小夥子,把剛才那找你的錢給我,我也給你換了。」

接過老闆重新找我的錢,我也再次感動,從口袋裡拿出一部手機:「老闆,手機還給你吧。」

老闆熱淚盈眶,顫抖著掏出一個錢包:「小夥子,錢包還給你。」

此時我再也把持不住了,撲跪在地上抱著老闆的大腿哭道:「老哥,你去隔壁賓館304房把你那上小學的女兒領回家吧!」

老闆聽後一驚,歎了口氣,回頭朝小店大聲喊道:「紅杏啊,別藏了,出來跟你老公回去吧!」

我訝異看著從店裡走出來的女人,輕輕搖了搖頭說:「老哥,這藥你拿去用吧。」

接過我遞去的青黴素,老闆看完說明書慚愧的低下頭說:「算了吧,這藥我也用不著了,我是hiv病毒攜帶者,小哥對不住了!」

>>71023981
我的心瞬間涼到了冰點,而老闆的赤誠卻又讓它從未有過的溫暖,我說:「老哥,差點我就_了件終身後悔的事啊!實不相瞞,那藥膏不是青黴素,是敵敵畏啊!」

老闆沉思片刻,眼角淚痕尚未風乾,他閉著雙眼仰天長歎道:「小夥啊,其實我根本沒病,你的誠實委實讓人感動,我真TM該死啊!」

我喜出望外揉著發酸的鼻尖,道:「老闆別這樣,我才該死!其實你閨女沒在隔壁,是我騙你的啊!」

老闆擺擺手說:「小夥,沒事,沒事,還有,你仔細看看,這根本不是你老婆,你老婆也不叫紅杏啊!」

我恍然大悟,一陣暖流盤繞心間:「哈哈,老哥,其實我那錢包裡面也什麼都沒有,路邊剛撿的。」

我把錢包拿出來,在他面前晃了晃,老闆道:「小夥,那手機也只是個模型,不信你瞧瞧。」

他把手機掏出來,顯示器只是一張彩紙貼著。我們四目相對,被彼此感動的輕聲抽泣起來,我帶著濃濃的鼻音說:「老哥,其實那後邊給你的五十塊,也是假的!」

老闆微微搖了搖頭,一滴晶瑩的淚珠滴落在地面:「小夥,找你的零錢其實也……唉,拿過來吧,我再給你換一換。」

我的淚水有如決堤,模糊的視網膜上他微曲著身子在錢箱裡朝仔細的翻著,我終於忍不住了,說:「老哥其實我根本不會抽煙!我來就是想用掉假錢的!」

老哥拍著我肩膀,低聲道:「小夥,實不相瞞,其實這個也不是我的小店……」

>>71023981
吸煙足以致命。

>>71023534
What are you implying

大家晩安

我熱烈愛中国共産党
習近平国家主席万歳

>>71025689
這個貼對我來說很有意思

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"""Trump agrees to support 'One China' policy in Xi Jinping call"""

How does China keep getting away with it

>>71019188
不知道可是我老师给我说"有意思比有趣" 可是如果你说有趣就大多数人应该董你的说。 我的中文就是妈妈呼呼所以你不应该听我说。

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>>71025712
>How do I motivate myself to study buds.

Think of the qts

大家午安
>>71026496
停止打飛機
>>71020692
Just use as much hanzi as possible and I can read most of it.

My landlord is addicted to gambling or the stock market, or something. Like a day after I moved in to this place his wife knocked on my door at 11pm and taped her business card to my door. She said that I should pay her instead and explained everything. Since I moved in here there have been three public notices taped to the building door; I guess the property is getting repossessed or something because it was remortgaged. This is the last thing that they have besides their house cause the old guy supposedly lost everything else. I gave the money for this month's rent to her and he ended up going a little bit nuts over it. She is nuts too though cause she talks about having to take care of his mother non stop.

The woes of Taiwanese family life.

>>71027006
Where in Taiwan are you staying? The family sounds a little bydlo.

>>71027141
Yonghe again desu. The gfs family is pretty psycho too.

小日本?日本鬼子?

>>71027207
Soy milk drives people crazy so it seems.
>>71027236
日本朋友

>>71027294
Please don't speak ill of soy milk. It's the gift of heavens for the lactose intolerant

>>71027402
I-it was just a joke about Yonghe
I like soy milk and tofu. Not even vegan or lactose intolerant.

>>71027006
Isn't it a chinese tradition that you take care of your parents?(Even your man's parents?)

>>71027481
Do you know if Yonghe soybean milk a thing on the mainland?

>>71027505
对

What percent can you understand Japanese written sentences when you don't know nothing about Japanese language?

>sino thread
>no chinese flags
what the literal fuck

>>71027505
It is, but the Chinese government recently made it mandotary by law, so the tradition must be getting weaker, otherwise such legislation would not be necessary.
>>71027542
Not sure, it might be.

>>71027661
我是台灣人

>>71027708
Which Chinese government?
>inb4 there is only one lmao
I think it's a pretty nice way to substitute pensions.

>>71027661
I heard we can't post on 4chan without 4chan pass, because your gov blocks all traffics related to Google including reCHAPTCHA.

>>71027505
If there is space, dad's rents live on the same property, sometimes in an auxiliary structure.

In my gfs senpai, nai nai cooks all the family's food every day. Grandparents always eat first. no one even goes into the kitchen before grandpa finishes eating.

Old gf's grandparents didn't want to move in with their son for some reason. Never really fully understood it, but I think they wanted to keep working/ felt they would lose face somehow by accepting the role of retired grandparents.

>>71027661
OP forgot this part of the header:
>'This is the thread for posting in Chinese (繁體簡體都可以) and discussion of the Chinese speaking world'

It's not a PRC posters only thing.

>>71027738
Supposedly the central government in Peking:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-23124345

>tfw Chinese has already come in use multiple times throughout my stay in Japan

>>71027906
Where and how?

>>71027604
I can figure out what short sentences *might* be *about* but I have no idea what they actually say beyond that.

For those looking for sappy chinese drama to learn the language:

China’s 2017 Top TV Dramas (http://www.whatsonweibo.com/overview-chinas-2017-top-tv-dramas/)

>>71028077
That feel when I can use this sort of thing but don't like dramas.
Any good Chinese language podcast?

>>71028002
First time was when a girl from Beijing on the train from the airport to downtown Tokyo wasn't able to unlock the train's cord attached to her luggage (on the train there are lockable cords you can attach to your luggage to prevent theft of it). She didn't speak Japanese or English so I acted as an interpreter between her and one of the train staff members to explain the situation.

Second time was when I was at a bar. A group of Taiwanese students in front of me was speaking Chinese, one of them turns around and starts socializing with me in English, I respond in Chinese. We end up having a good time and I went to their dorm a few days later to have Malaysian hot pot with them.

Most recently was went I went to a Chinese bookstore and bought a book there.

>>71028485
>Malaysian hot pot
You mean steamboat?

>>71028485
Sounds fun.
Sometimes I get Chinese people at the front office where I work. I haven't had the balls to just speak Chinese to them. They're always looking for specific solutions and the last thing they need is someone who can't find the right words.

>>71028755
In my experience, chinese people are super impressed by the slightest mandarin spoken by a white guy

Give it a try

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>>71027858
>Two days later, internet forums were filled with a similar story of farmers in the same province who allowed their family's 100-year-old matriarch to sleep in a pig sty, sharing close quarters with a pungent pig
But why?
This story shows no sign of respect. Isn't a person that old usually really respected there?
At least that is the conclusion I got from some novels and books.

很多的汉子!你多久学了学习了中文?

>>71028686
yeeee

你们喜欢吃什么中国的食物?

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>>71028987
I'm a fatty :(

>>71028816
Novels and books show the ideal, not reality.
>>71028804
Well alright, I'll give it a try next tine.
>>71028885
Pls no bully people who are still learning

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>>71027723
>一個葉子稱自己是台灣人
>>71020231
>憂鬱的台灣烏龜
ftfy
>>71023981
優文

>>71028816
Blame Mao Zedong

>>71029042
That might be right.
I'm too much of an idealist sometimes

>>71029156
I'm not going to blame anyone in a situation I know little about

>>71029034
>nai nai serves me pigs trotters
>waah so good says everyone
>chew on it and full of fat and bones
>almost throw up

>>71029042
什么?我不是bullying,我也现在学习中文。我的中文不好。

>>71023981
很多多的汉子!呀!

>>71028755
I used to be really nervous about speaking Chinese but after living in China I gained a lot more confidence. I still have a lot to learn, but nowadays whenever I'm in China I don't have any fears about communication when I go into restaurants or stores, and I've been able to become friends with many people who speak Chinese only and no English. Just start speaking with Chinese people and see how things go.

Use 成语 or 文言文 phrases to impress people as well. When I use phrases even as basic as 入乡随俗, 说来话长, 三人行必有我师焉 etc. people get really excited.

>>71029187
Pigs feet is one of the few foods I never acquired a taste for. My gf eats it all the time because it's good for her skin (high levels of collagen). But I don't want to eat collagen very much.

>>71029202
那就當我沒說, 加油!
>>71029273
I am not necessarily shy about speaking Chinese anymore unless it's for work purposes. Should probably get over that, I saw someone who doesn't speak Chinese as well as I do hustled as an interpreter recently.

>>71029373
You could always speak in mixed Chinese and Dutch/English as needed, too.

>>71029373
我不懂了。你可不可以给我英文?

>>71029474
Just pretend I said nothing then, good luck [learning Chinese]!
>>71029435
That's a good idea. I probably overestimate the level native speakers expect from me.

>>71029034
你会自己煮的吗?

>>71029187
只是家人的『爱』来的

>Go to a Chinese restaurant and order anything with intestines or Sichuan flavour in Dutch
>Are you sure? Really? Do you know what is in it?
>Order the same in Mandarin
>No questions asked
Why?
And is this a Dutch thing or does it happen in other countries too?

>>71029820
Is it on the menu?

>>71029855
It is. I should add that said restaurants have many Chinese guests, which is why they have actual Chinese food. Most Chinese restaurants here serve a kind of fusion of Cantonese and Indonesian dishes.

>>71025873
T. 九龙区居民

>>71029602
Nope

>>71029954
Probably covering their ass. Based on my experiences in the US and UK, what passes for “Chinese food” in the West is basically a parody of Chinese food, and average Joe Bloggs who gets a chinky from the takeaway down by the pub once in a blue moon has probably never heard of Szechuan style

>>71030470
Maybe they expect the average Dutch guest to be unable to handle it. They can't get away with serving the parody in places that are frequented by their own kind, and apparently it's hard to imagine that some non-Chinese don't want the parody either.
I guess it is at least clear that I know what I am ordering when I do so in Chinese.

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While we're on the topic of food, these things are so impractical and medieval

Impossible to pick up tiny things like rice which is not exactly uncommon either

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>>71030615
technology has you covered

>>71030615
Just use them in combination with one of those soup spoons. That seemed to be the norm in Taiwan at least.

>>71030667
*holds up spork*

ching chong ping pong wuzhung pao

>>71030615
I have used them every single day for months because my wife is Asian, they're fucking garbage. Just use a goddamn fork and spoon.

GL cutting things with those btw, like an omlette or something. Shits gay.

>>71031975
Never give in your wife is a chopstick shill

>>71031975
I use them every day and they're very precise for picking things up without stabbing or shoveling them like a barbarian.

>GL cutting things with those
Use a spoon in the off hand

>>71032412
Nah they're fucking garbage. You can do everything with knife/fork/spoon/hands.

Also the learning curve takes a lifetime.

>>71032412
*chopstick shill alert*

there's nothing a chopstick can do that knife, fork, spoon can't do better

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western cutlery is for kids
real men use chopsticks

As a Chinese-American i just want to say FUCK CHINA.

Im so glad my parents moved to the US. I am so thankful to be american. Fuck China and fuck their shithole and their shitty foreigners cing here to fuck up our country.

Also chinese fuckfaces. If you're living in the USA and reading this you need to fuck right off because you can't speak english for shit.

I am C-A and I like China
You need to stop sucking whities cock and learn to appreciate the world on your own

>>71034028
do you have a sister

>>71034028
Oh, you're one of those people. Go back to china if you're so loyal to the Chinese.
>sucking white dick
Yea go back.

>>71019188
不用謝。對!

>>71034087
single child

>>71034863
:(


i need cute asian girlfeet

Quick Reminder:

This is what loser sexpats who go to Asia to "teach English" look like.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR6xh0U_Tpc


Sad, miserable creatures.

>>71015964
Statemanship requires whoring skills.

I need to learn to type in Chinese - where's the keyboard setting for that?

>>71035306
I love white guys but I would NEVAR date an English teacher. English teachers are what rich asian exchange students briefly experiment with then dump.

Gimme a military men. :)

>>71033930
The best thing my parents ever did for me was immigrate from Hong Kong to Canada before the change of flags.

FUCK CHINA, is it even Chinese anymore after the cultural revolution?

I want to connect with Chinese roots, but the museums in China is filled with fakes, and the land is dangerous, I will probably have to go to Taiwan even though my grandparents was from Canton.

>>71033466
Eat western food with forks and knives.

Eat eastern food with chopsticks.


It is stupid to eat steak with chopsticks and it is clumsy to stab at dim sums with a fork.

>>71035664
>my roots
Christ

>>71032734
Chopsticks are used to pick up food without poking through it: e.g. juicy pan-fried dumplings - using a spoon would be clumpsy, using fork AND knife requires both hands instead of just one.

I don't buy the chopstick = superior meme though, I use fork and knife for steak after all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMQvC05vzio

>>71028349
This. Any good podcasts or cartoons? At least for Japanese I have anime.

>>71014249
I'm interested in chinese culture but i don't know much about it. I'm also thinking about studying sinology in college, should i do it?
Would it require too much effort to learn? Does it offer job opportunities?
>inb4 underage
I'm 18

>>71033466
Thissery.

>>71035664
>is it even Chinese anymore after the cultural revolution?

Yes.

>>71033930
>>71035664

>>>/r/AsianMasculinity

Funny that there isn't even one post from China

>>71037806
there is a china flag. you just have to look closely

>>71037806
You can't post with a Chinese IP because of the Google captcha.

>>71037806
not funny

1 thing that annoys me about the firewall is that it for some reason Chinese sites like to region restrict all their content to China only. But I don't know if it's because of the actual firewall or just a decision by the webmasters? Maybe they think it's a waste of resources?

>>71038067
Chinese Internet is connected to the usual Internet we visit right now but they block everything which isn't Chinese but we can visit Chinese websites just fine.

>>71038215
No we can't-- it can be really hard to get music that's not on YouTube and tons of videos on social sites are region restricted. Downloading apps from the Chinese App Store require a Chinese account which you can only get with a Chinese phone number etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl5EexZy7xE

>>71041029
High quality traditional post

ching cheng chong chang xiang qiao cao ping pong ni xoxo wang hong peng zhang po ho xi xi

Anyone have experience with NPCR?

I purchased all 3 volumes while I was in 王府井 because they were cheap as fuck, but unsure how good they actually are desu. I finished the first textbook and working my way through second.

Also how hard is HSK?Wanna sit HSK 1 and 2

>>71036968
You can study it in college, but be prepared to end up in a class of people who want to live the college life as seen on fecesbook memes. It might be hard not to become like them. There will also be some 五毛黨 professors too, don't take then literally.

>>71043435
I wish I had a copy of it.

>>71044226
buy one maybe

>>71044261
It's expensive.
Fucking Germans I swear,
Always rude as hell.
(What a nice rhyme)

>>71044296
Yea, in China they are dirt cheap. Hence why I bought them. On Amazon and shit it was 10x the price

textbook + workbook with cds and all that shit are like 40€ per volume

are you poor or something

>>71044391
work book + textbook was $15 NZD in Beijing :)

>>71044391
I fucking despise you.
Just that you know it.

>>71044423
That seems like a reasonable price

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How is your #2017chinesegf going?

Me, terribly

也许在2018年

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>>71044423
yeah but the flight to beijing was like 1000 so who saved more money in the end

>>71044206
Hey thanks for the reply
Can i have a well-paying job just by speaking english and chinese fluently?
>五毛黨
>fifty cents party
Huh? Explain please?

>>71044442
Shitty, got a Taiwanese gf who grew up in NZ. She doesn't want children, so the relationshio has no future :(

>>71044476
Chinese CTR essentially

>>71044499
>Taiwanese gf
>doesn't want children

Wut

is she defective or something?

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>>71044442
pretty good
pic related, me and the GF

>>71044476
This:
>>71044512
To be a bit more intellectually charitable, most people in the Sinology department feel a lot of affection towards China, and this leads them to applaud everything about the country and dismiss any criticism. Some are straight up oikophobes. Their booism sometimes gets in the way of fair judgement.

>>71044600
She could do better

>>71044634
I wonder what it's like to be that kind of a maniac.

>>71044728
They don't really seem that maniacal unless you bring up relevant subject matter. Ever read about in which the author dismisses what 'the west' thinks about China without explaining who exactly they mean or bringing up any argument, it was written by the type I'm talking about.

>>71044549
I got the wrong sister
>sister is 10x cuter and wants loads of kids
>tfw

>>71044930
Geez living the nightmare

>>71044391
why would you need a textbook or workbook, do you not actually want to learn?

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This was the first elevator I have used in ChoYna (it was in a hotel).

>>71045223
yeah i'm gonna stick chinesepod and spoonfed chinkenese

>>71045237
rest in peace

>>71035564
Hey bb I'll stand at attention for you

>>71045284
damn straight you will

>>71043435
You could pass HSK3 with a month of study.

>>71033930
>flag
So my experience is that American and European diaspora Chinese are really bad at preserving their Chineseness from about the third generation onward, is it any better in Australia?

>>71045560
Really?

Also what's the deal with written/audio component. HSK website seems to imply that each test has both written and audio bits, but my university has "HSK written exams" and Audio exams. Confusing

>>71045699
I think there's some weird oral test or something that is kind of a separate thing, but the main test has a writing and listening and reading section.

And yeah, it's only 600 words (so 20 a day) and early grammar is piss easy. You'd have to go a bit intensely though to not struggle with listening.

>>71045815
Fair enough. I think I'll do HSK 2 this march, and then HSK 3 later in the year. Want to do my PhD in Hong Kong or Singapore next year and, even though their universities are pretty much English speaking, I hope having some HSK under my belt will give me an advantage for admission.

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因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎

YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI

CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHET

因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎

YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI

CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHET

因为 我们 是 清人 和 屎

YINWEI WOMEN SHÌ QĪNG RÉN HÈ SHI

CUZ WE WUZ QINGZ N SHET

>>71046003
What will you be studying?

>>71046238

Finishing my masters in mathematical statistics. Want to do finance related maths/stats for PhD

>美国
>加拿大
>纽西兰
ITT 肥猫

>>71046517
Do you mean 新西兰?

>>71046546
在马来西亚我们叫「纽西兰」

大家晚安
明天再聊

>>71045675
>third generation
Hey, 80-90 years doesn't seem that bad. Do the diaspora of other ethnicities retain their culture better? Seems like the stereotypical Caucasian heritage would claim to have come from many different cultures.

>>71046746
再见

>>71046831
Caucasus has many cultures: Armenians, Azeri, Georgian, Chechen just to name a few. Churkas gonna churk.

>>71046911
I SAID 再见

>>71046959
B-but I hadn't seen your post at that time

>>71046831
I think I just had skewed expectations because in Malaysia we're largely up to fourth generation and beyond now, and still doing our damnedest to resist full assimilation while being racist towards everyone

厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦

天已入冬,早晨开始的一场冷雨给阴霾霾的天地间更平添了几分寒意。嗖嗖的朔风时不时呼啸而过,枝头那几片仅存的枯叶苦苦挣扎一番后,还是无奈地被卷入风雨中,随之飘零落地,化作来年的春泥。

这是一条乡县间常见的简陋公路,灰黑色的路面坑坑洼洼,积满了雨水。一辆泥泞破旧的长途汽车从公路西头驶来,因为要躲闪频频出现的暗洼浅滩,它一路蹒跚扭曲着,松散的车体哗哗作响,象是随时都有解体的可能。

或许是由于旅途劳累,车厢里的乘客大多没受到阴冷和颠簸的影响,或仰或卧,在各自的铺位上休息打盹。唯有尾部靠窗的一个年轻女子直直地坐着,她一手托腮,忽而看看窗外的飞雨,忽而看看身边熟睡中的同伴,似乎正在思索着什么。

那女子面容白皙,尖鼻大眼,脑后扎着一条蓬松的马辫,汪汪的水目中闪烁着动人的灵气。她的同伴则是一个身形消瘦的男子,看起来和她差不多年纪,皮肤白皙,眉清目秀,倒有两三分女人模样,可你如果凑近观察,会发现他的右眉和发际间却隐隐掩着道扭曲的伤疤,透出一丝狰狞的感觉。

在男子枕边有一只旅行背包,包里塞得满满当当,包口处的拉链开着一道小缝,露出一只毛色黝黑的猫咪。包口卡着猫咪的脖子,它只能来回转动着扁圆的脑袋。在阴暗的车厢里,它那双眼睛绿油油的,闪着诡异的亮光。

>>71044296
I think it is just that one guy. I miss the German who studied sinology, his posts were quite informative.

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my gf

>>71044853
I do that all the time though because I don't care what some NYT reading dingus thinks about China.

>>71037261
Around half the population is women, stop assuming everyone is male by default.

>>71049850
hot

>大家午安
Everybody, good afternoon.

>停止打飛機
Stop hitting airplane
(Stop masturbating / circle jerk)
I have MS Word 2013, Windows 8.1, and I have a laptop keyboard...how do I turn on Chinese typing and use it properly? As early as the 90s, on a different computer, I have accidentally turned on Chinese typing but didn't know how to use it.

>>71049951
Your mom is also a woman.

Considering that the internet became an in thing as early s the 90s, YOUR MOM could very well be posting on this forum as well.

>>71049981
Don't talk about my mom like that!

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>>71028987
餃子

>>71049954
Go to control panel-> keyboards/languages -> turn on your preferred language. The short cut to switch between them is shift-alt or something.

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>>71028987
炸鮮奶 fried milk

If you don't have the patience to sit down for Cantonese/HK dim sum, T&T Supermarket sells these ready made (not hot...).

I wish I could eat these every day and not get fat.

>>71050176
Thank you. What if I only want it to happen in MS Word? I don't want to accidentally switch the whole computer to Chinese especially when I can't type in it yet.

>>71050349
I don't know if there is a way to only make it work in MS word-- but you don't need to worry. What you are doing is enabling another keyboard option (also known as an input method), not changing your system language. You will just get a pop-up box added to your toolbar that lets you change keyboards at will.

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>>71028987
鳯爪, phoenix claws - aka chicken feet.

I used to love eating these along with sweet and sour pork, then I stopped - it started to taste weird - I have a feeling that less than fresh ingredients were being used to make sweet and sour pork, and ditto for chicken feet - they were cast-offs that weren't treated properly.

I think much like how you can judge a vietnamese restaurant by their fermented fish sauce, you can judge a HK/Cantonese restaurant by their sweet and sour pork - if they they didn't skim here they wouldn't have elsewhere.

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>>71050484
Thanks.

>>71050550
Southern chinese eat the darnedest things

>>71050657
My mother told me this expression about Cantonese eating habits: The only thing with four legs that we don't eat is a table!


When we got to Canada, I was shocked to see a skinned rabbit hanging on a hook in a rural grocery store - in Hong Kong they were pets.

My parents thinks ox tail soup is weird.

My mother refuse to try the bbq meal worms I brought at Tutti Frutti, but she drinks this Chinese soup with a water eetle in it.

My parents say blue cheese is weird, but we have this jar of fermented tofu we use as seasoning for congee.

>>71050657
t. Manchus

All my Chinese buddies are advising me to apply for Hong Kong instead of China for my exchange. Will my mandarin even get better in HK, should I learn Cantonese instead? Should I just kill myself?

>>71052271
那个是什么来的?

>>71053356
Uh why are the telling you to apply to HK? That's like the only place where you won't learn mandarin.

How do you look up words in a Chinese dictionary when there's no alphabet?

>>71054262
You can look up words using pinyin
but before that (or if you don't know the pinyin and the dictionary you are using doesn't have them) you can look them up by radical (部首 in this case) and number of strokes.

>>71017002
>抱歉
抱歉和对不起的意思都一样吗?

还有,从新加坡你好!

床前明月光
疑是地上霜
举头望明月
低头触阴茎

How should I pronounce the "x" sound? I hear some people say it with a "sh", like for example "shye shye" (谢谢), yet I've also heard people say it with more of a an s sound, like "s-ye s-ye".

>>71054508
>paiseh paiseh

>>71054561
lel

excellent example of bathos

>>71054822
I hear "s" more

>>71054822
sh
but keep your tongue flat, and instead of lifting your tongue, spread your mouth horizontally (like when you smile) so that your tongue almost naturally touches the roof of your mouth

in contrast to sh where you lift your tongue up and touch further back on the palate

Ni hao

>>71056177
Bro u celebrating 十五暝?

>>71056291
no

Redpill me on Taiwan. How does living their compares to Mainland?
How are the people?
How are foreigners treated?
What's with the prices?

>>71056559
Living there*

>>71056559
You white bule with big cock? They will like you

I learned the word 忐忑 today. These words are a bit funny like 乒乓, 曱甴 and 孑孓...

>>71057263
凸凹

>>71057432
I knew it but I appreciate your post :)

>>71049463
That's funny, those are exactly the people who fall for strawmen.

>>71053356
hk>china

>>71058902
Hk is subset of China

>>71058902
>hordes of pakis, dirty as fuck, disgusting food, fat white guys with their catalog wives on a stopover, overpriced shithole

Heh yeah hk all the way

>>71058902
You like buying watches from pushy Indians?

>>71044634
>most people in the Sinology department feel a lot of affection towards China, and this leads them to applaud everything about the country and dismiss any criticism

That's pretty interesting, actually. My college has a lot of mainland professors but they all recognize the issues in China and we talked about Chinese social problems in class extensively.

>>71059274
report them to Embassy and get rewarded

>>71059274
Same here, the Chinese teachers, employed by the Confucius or not, are pretty open about such things. The Dutch ones are the zealots. This goes for the students too.

So he let his chick go, got cucked and is now crying over it
Did I get the lyrics right

https://youtu.be/4Psd-dnU1YM

>>71059865
Are the Dutch also buying the "China is the new leader of the international environmental movement" meme?

>>71029273
But how you get pass the anti-Jap sentiment of most people? or is your Chinese that good?

>>71060374
>meme

I wanna rape China girl

https://youtu.be/JIRhs4ZIwdM

>>71060488
They Chinese can probably figure that the Japanese who learn their language and go to China aren't the bad kind.
>>71060374
Many do, but there's no China craze. Most people still associate China with take away restaurants.

>>71014249
im not anywhere near fluent in mandarin, but is that a chinese copypasta?

>>71062204
it's the navy seals copypasta

>>71062204
R
A
R
E

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他喵的

>>71062857
Pls post more rare Tsais. Muj waifu

>>71062994
She doesn't want your sausage or something like that

>>71063145
Taiwanese have different taste in sausage anyway. Theire are too sweet, I prefer salty and spicy ones.

that double sasuage thing with the red one sandwiched between the rice sausage thing is some GOAT shit

taiwanese soseji are *****5 Star rated

>>71063608
I prefer the gut stuffed with rice to be honest. Those are really filling. I miss the deep fried cauliflower and chicken from the night market too. I miss everything from the night market anyway, except for my dumb fuckups when ordering in Chinese at least.

>>71063413
Sausage is euphemism for penis that's what I'm getting at

>>71063749
fucking freak pervert what the fuck is wrong with you

>>71063677
>>71063608
I heard Taiwan food is actually blander and sweeter than it advertised, at least for Asian who used to heavy spices

>>71063780
Southern chinese food is pretty bland yeah

>>71063780
Is Malay food the same as plopper food? In that case you're right, it's not as spicy, the stinky tofu soup is an exception.

actually "bland" food is just the consequence of not having to put 10 tons of chili in every dish to make it safe to eat (antibacterial)

why do you think indian food is so hot, it's the only way they won't get constant food poisoning

same goes for peasant chinese food

>>71063910
Not all food here is spicy. By bland i mean the saltiness, amount of spices that used and so on.

>>71063976
That reminds me of my grandfather. He always disliked spices. For him, spices were for old and rotten food that would be disgusting otherwise. He was right, but people have sort of forgot about that. It also explains why black American food has so much spice, they got the crappy seconds in the slave days.
>>71064006
It's not very salty, that's for sure. But food here is super salty anyway.

>>71063976
all indian food is hot. You got pol'ed hard my man

>>71064006
There's a chinese word for the taste, I forget at the moment

The literal meaning is "clean" but what it really means imo is bland :)

protip: lick a taiwanese girl's sweaty armpit before each meal to make it taste more savory

>>71064006
>Not all food here is spicy
It's spicy once you add sambal to everything

>>71064251
清or清爽 is fresh or clean like from vegetable?

甘 is bitterness like from tea

>>71064414
I think that's it 清

A much nicer way of saying bland

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勸世寶貝 喵喵 finally ended the mystery and posted a picture of her feet (though she put in an effort to make it unappealing)

but as a connoisseur I can see the potential and would definitely succ them

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>>71065359

>>71065359
>blue hair
>lip ring
>trance
Western degeneracy is invading the east someone stop it before it gets usa-tier

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>>71065646
she is a rare extraterrestrial trance princess and not some canadian dyke

>>71065646
>blue hair
That is just the lighting I think.

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>>71065684
traditional girls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever the fuck this is

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>>71065752
this is just a model
you know she went back to sucking english teacher sexpat cock after the shoot was over and she took off her shitty costume


Trance Baby Meow is different, she is pure and otherworldly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0tCriOtqxM

Facts:Germans are autistic

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>>71065905
says the asexual laszlo who gets off on reading 50cent books because he can't even afford a volume of NPCR

>>71065983
Me buying and reading 50 cent (Usually around a dollar or two if we want to go factual) books doesn't change the fact that you are a twat with yellow fever.
And just because I'm a bit puritan it doesn't mean that I don't have a sexual drive.I just don't display it.

>>71066088
>puritan
wow what an autist lol

Malaysia care to explain this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o0u3Zb7O2c

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okay boys, break it up or else

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How does one acquire a Chinese nude-pung-yo (女朋友)?

>>71066251
Step 1: learn mandarin
Step 2: give up, mandarin is impossible

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teen足膜攝影

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Today is 十五暝 the last day of Chinese New Year.

新年快乐

万事如意


火金星,十五暝, 请人客,来吃茶。

>>71066349
Ok. I give up. 太难了, etc.
I'll stick to Germanic languages. Everything else is too weird for me.

>>71066426
um dude pretty sure it's been the new year for 42 days already

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>>71066695
demotivated another yellow fever competitor

>>71066799
The lunar calendar says otherwise

>>71067243
>not organizing time based on rotation around the sun

page nine lol

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>>71026008
Day 30, still waiting for trump to label china as currency manipulator
mfw

>>71072602
>>71026008
It was probably a set-up by Trump. Chairman Xi likely made an undisclosed consession, and the whole one China thing allowed him not to lose face.

>>71072716
"""Mr Trump had toyed with the notion of using the "One China" policy as a bargaining chip, he had ultimately concluded that “the "One China" policy is not a card on the bargaining table - it is the table itself"""

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What do yall think about the new silk road?

China is making a serious effort to head westwards economically

>>71073408
Does it mean I can take a super fast train to China? I would love that.

>>71073522
Currently it takes 16s for cargo to go from Yiwu to London on train. But that's a cargo train, not sure if there's plans for passenger trains much less a high-speed one

>>71073662
*16 days

Technology isn't quite there yet

>>71073705
>>71073662
Then I want muh Elon Musk project to succeed.

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Wuxia is so aesthetic

What's your favourite wuxia?

>>71077619
where 2 cop pants

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>>71077664
Doesn't make any sense

>>71077619
Wuxia is a silly Hong Kong action movie trope.

>>71077889
Of course it doesn't make sense,he is a dumb,smelly footfag after all!

>>71077889
I want to know where to buy the sick pants he is wearing

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>>71078076
Fight me tall dutchie, TAKE THIS

>>71078358
Damn they're expensive, the one's with armour are $1000+

http://www.china-cart.com/Shaw_brothers_wuxia_costumes

Better off DIY

>>71078928
He doesn't have the willpower for that

>>71078928
seems overpriced
can probably find that shit for 20 buX at a market in Chinkland (not the armoured shit tho because that's pretty gay)

would like to know what the shit they actually deliver looks like

>>71078957
Okay you two, play nice

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>>71079040
Do they look any good though? You get what you pay for.

Gotta look stylish when kungfuing baddies

You all are missing out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pIYlHN3VPM

What fun it would be to live in medieval china

>>71079702
Yeah sounds fun being a starving peasant

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>>71080282
Why would I be a peasant?

I'd be a fighter exploring the countryside with a beautiful maiden

Here's a glimpse of by previous life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJcvL8VFiS0

>>71080749
>steals the shoe at 1:05

guess he is a true connoisseur
probably took it home for a lil shniffing in the evening

New

>>71081536
>>71081536
>>71081536

>>71053356
Try Taiwan.

Hong Kong is safer than China, that's why they told you, it's not just city official thugs, it's also the food - Chinese who live there are used to it, but you might get sick.

HK people speak Cantonese and Engrlish, it's an interesting place to go, but if you want to learn Mandarin and not get poisoned, go to Taiwan.

Or even Singapore.