>Piss in a water bottle and about to throw it in the garbage

>be american
>pee in canteen

>>71013454
it's another flyover states are too irrelevant to make threads about so ill talk shit about the most relevant state.
OBSESSED

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>>71013454

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>be californian
>you're actually mexican

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>>71014058
>be from New South Wales
>don't actually have any Welsh ancestry
>actually you're Chinese

>>71014089
Good lad
Victoria is superior

>>71014114
Tasmanians are the only true Australians. Everyone else is a chink or an abbo or a leb.

>>71014126
>inbred hicks
No thanks

>>71013454
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/02/09/less-than-1-percent-of-california-now-in-extreme-drought.html

>using this old joke despite CA getting record rain this winter and at least half of the state now being white on a drought map

>be Californian (Mexican)
>drown

>>71014152
>Be manmutt
>Be jealous of Tasmanian racial purity

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>be californian in the whitest, reddest part of the state
>want to die

>>71014114
Fuck off Cuckbourne

>>71014641
you dying only helps their narrative

>>71013454
Water shortage is a lie created by environmentalists to shill for climate change. We have plenty of water.

No one cares about the real problem that we have the highest amount of non-whites, highest homosexuality, highest drug usage, most liberals, ridiculous gun regulation, high Jew population, high abortion rate etc etc etc

>>71014641

why would you willingly live in bakersfield

I have no doubt that people casually speak "that thirst quenching water."

>>71013454
Uh it's actually been raining now