Winter fucking sucks dick

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NEVER EVER

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It's 72F right now where I live.

But don't fucking come here, snowbirds need to fuck off.

>>71012959
i want to die

>>71012977

>be from arizona
>live in desert
>die because it hits 110F and stay there for a week but there hasn't been rain since the last passing of Haley's Comet

>>71012959
Well, at least the grade school children will be happy.

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>>71013065
>live in a desert
>still have more water than California
We're very good at recycling our water btw.

>tfw white so cold doesn't bother me and I like winter a lot

>>71013178
This.

>>71013178

>be polish

As if life wasn't already tough

>>71013155
>We're very good at recycling our water btw.

You just piss in a bottle, then drink it aren't you.

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>Not cold enough for snow so can't go skiing
>Too cold to go outside and enjoy the outdoors.
>Just stay inside and stare outside at the bitter slightly cold grey shrouding outside.

Boo fucking hoo

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>>71013279
Stop it, the world wasn't supposed to know about that.

Urine is completely sterile and healthy. If the Romans could drink it why can't we?

>>71013300
>Too cold to enjoy the outdoors
>above freezing
What did he mean by this?

>>71013330
>If the Romans could drink it why can't we?

Should we re-introduce the fond practices of pederasty, bestiality, and orgies of excess as well?

>>71013478
Literally nothing wrong with enjoying boipucci.

Also, we should make the illegals fight like galdiators, and the ones that survive get a green card.

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Still better than this.

>>71012959
It's 42℃ at the moment in my cunt.
>you will get yours soon, southern hemisphaggots
Fucking wish.

>>71013315
Keklel

>>71013552
South Australia should be graded 20+ on the radiation index. Those bastards are being hit the worst with these heatwaves, I think.

>>71012959
I don't know this feel
>tfw it's 37-40C every day this time of year
>tfw it almost never gets below 17C, even at night

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>>71012959
>Live in the south

what loser complains about winter lol you don't even need a coat unless you're waiting for something

>go outside
->25 + wind
>path covered with snow
>digging snow
>get frostbite face
Cursed winter!

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>>71012959
Thank god I live in a hot and humid third world shithole full of mosquitoes and aids.

>>71014019
>hot and humid third world shithole full of mosquitoes
Typical summer in Russia

>>71013330
Urine is literally a solution of all your body waste products dissolved in water, it's not healthy to drink it.

>>71012977
I'll go there if you want amigo <):^)

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>>71014209
Stay away :^)