/brit/

arriba espana

I WANNA RUN TO YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9rCobRl-ng

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need bf

honestly wish i could post my fb or instagram sometimes so i could show you how devastatingly normie I am.

>>71010758
lmfao

>>71010822
but you never will because you don't have the balls of a normie and will forever be confined to autistdom

really wish i could batter a yank

>>71010849
exactly

why the fuck would you want to camp when you can stay in a travelodge for £29 a night

>>71010872
I could really batter a wank out right now ;)

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my 'nder

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>>71010818
IMAJUN MY SHOCK

>>71010888
He is literally Patrick Bateman

YAT YAT THUGS ARE NUMBER WANNNNN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvYJNoclAUg

/brit/ is shite tbqh

>>71010818
I'm too intelligent to follow YouTube celebrities.

I am not a virgin. I've seen action, by God. I've been there and done that. I've soiled that bedding.

First for Maisie, for Cara, for Charli.

First for the United Kingdom, for Lord Cravendale, for the Janitor.

First for Kevin, for Timothy, for William Keith.

For Matthew Easton, for Kyary, for the girls of Babymetal, of Perfume, of Charisma.com.

For Aisha and Rosy and Sara.

First for love, and compassion, and the way of the tiger.

First for you, and for me, and for the things we'll see.

First for All.

>>71010949
Only retards follow talking heads and their drama.

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>le 56% land

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKx-PKBxjdg

Martin Hay
Martin wee man, its got tae be said
You're sister was shite at giving head
But this is atween me and you
So just sit back and get rid ae the glue
Ano ye slabber an awful lot
An if a wis you, ad have lost the plot
In the heid a hink yer slow
Anyway Martin here we go....

"Paddy will you back me up"
"A hink yer sound, come on tae fuck"
How wee man, wits the score
"Aw the Posso are at ma door"
Wits gone down, "A dont know"
"They hut ma sister n called her a hoe"
"Come on man just me n you", Martin wee man stay aff the glue

Member that conversation ya dick!

Bullied oot a Springburn because yer a gay
Ye went tae Germiston tae play
Then ye got bullied even mer
Because ae your peroxide hair
So you've got a problem wae yer speech
Dont attack yer hair wae bleach
Just take time to calm down
And turn your frown upside down

Alan Cowan, look it you
Wae a nose like that, ye belang in a zoo
Daft Sully he got done
Ye ought tae have seen um tryin ae run
Johnston mate, your a wummin
Withoot a blade, a just see you runnin
McVey wee man, wit you dain
Flingin bricks ya heavy wean
Doc mate, look it your face
Its fulla spots ya fat disgrace
Ceno wee man your maws a dike
As for your burd, shes the Posso bike

Look at your team its full a wee guys
Have you seen the state ae JJ's eyes
Hillhouse wee man you're a beast
You've raped a burd at the very least
Andy (something) you're a wee boy
Yer sisters nuthin but a sex toy
(Something) mate yer burds a cow
Telfer (something) showed her how
Harper, Harper you're a paki
Jamie (something)'s a fuckin dafty
Edgy troops there hes there
Bam Bam hinks hes a havy scare
The truth is hes a disgrace
Withoot a blade he wont show face
Johnston mate sit doon
Even your pals hink you're a goon

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gosh ain't campin just grand
sure do love that there nay-tour

>>71010971
The youth of Australia and the UK are disproportionately nonwhite (as is the case in the USA I'll admit). Just how many commonwealth flags here have admitted to being East Asian, Pakistani or something else?

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>>71010988

I've had sex but only with a condom

am I still a virgin?

need to know asap

Tell me about quickdraw J lads

Do you have any personal experiences with him?

I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.

>>71011029
rasheed

>>71010928
this lad lives in london now.

>>71011005
I don't know but I literally assume every Yank poster is a shitskin until proven otherwise.

foreigners? nah not a fan

>>71011060
Racist

yeah
i rate blankets
nah
i dont rate duvets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVZrf9LZHY

lmao this guy who uploads these videos must be the single most butthurt anti-american ever

he just cranks them out all day every day

I am a 27 year old white male who loves to party and leases a BMW

AMA

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Aye right man you must be kidding, no I’m no get on your knees you fucking midden Calm down Billy there’s no need to shout, well go on your back then so i can pound your trout Swear to god Billy please don’t act like a prick, shut your fucking mouth and suck my fucking dick Swear to god baby i promise i won’t hurt you, so stop acting shy we all know you’re a dirty No Billy you need to buy me flowers first, why don’t you bend down n your cunt will get burst Oh Billy I’m going to cum, theres an arsehole and here comes a thumb Oh baby thats too sore, a big dirty thumb in your back door Big dirty thumb is what you’re needing, oh baby i think my arseholes bleeding Ew yuck out comes the thumb, ejecto thumb from your bum Aw what man my thumbs all stinky, is it baby thats quite kinky Is it fuck you fucking minger,

>>71010819
Ay bb you wanna succ this dicc?

>>71011060
Disgusting xenophobic runt

>>71010988
theres more free legal camping in our country than there is land in the UK

Not sure what you're trying to argue. That we have too limited amount of space to camp? Even though we 85 million acres of land that you can legally camp on? I know we're fat cunts, but 85 million should do

>>71011126
I'm saying you're wrong
amount of land is irrelevant, USA is a bigger country

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At the library lads

>we have too limited amount of space to camp
>we're fat cunts
cant fabricate it lads haha
spank my tank and have a wank, what a yank
cor this threads rank
soulja boy crank dat

>the camping yank runt is back

just fuck off already

>>71011163
why do you always post this you autistic twat

>>71011158
>cuffing jeans
>ugly version of already ugly boot shape, clarkes desert style

h'oh boy

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>>71010888
>western new england university
>went all the way to france to study business
haha the american version of deano

>>71011158
nice

>>71011148
Wrong about what? I wasn't the guy arguing in the last thread.

>Amount of land is irrelevant

Why exactly? It's clear that you're trying to make some sort of joke about us having limited camping space with that picture.

did you know that harry potter and voldemort were distant relatives?

the wizard world must be inbred as fuck

Thanks but no Yanks

>>71011184
>ugly version of already ugly boot shape, clarkes desert style

To further this point, Desert Boot style boots are fucking ugly as are Chelseas which both somehow manage to look feminine and backwater at the same time.

>>71011235
t. yank

Scientia Integritas Servitium, that's what my family always said. I stick by those words. Often, in fact. I stick to them like glue on rubber. Hubber bubber. Haha. Have a wank.

71011220
hush your gums you corpulent wanker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

AM GONNA FUCK YOUR MUMMM

>>71011235
alri psuedo yank

>>71011225
Yeah there were only 5k wizards in the UK in Harry Potter
It's a small community

>>71011250
I like you

keep posting

>>71011267
I thought Hogsharts had hundreds of students.

i could heem any wizard
abracadabra alaka-onebang

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*sits next to you*

what hip-hop do you like? hear the latest Kanye?

>>71011291
There are only like 6 wizard schools in the entire world though.

>>71011267
Wish I was a wizard image all the cousins you could shag.

might join Republic

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Josephine Margaret Hearne

>>71011329
there arent any farting wizard schools in the world you utter cunt she made them up for that book

>>71011361
feel bad for people with droopy eyes

>>71011291
from all over the region

Is /g/ full of richfags or something?

>>>/g/58869831

jealous

>>71011372
t. didn't get his hogwarts letter

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*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

when I take my power antihistamines after drinking my brain flashes

>>71011329
what are they called?

hogwarts
durmstrang
french one
???

>Harry Potter
anyone who is legally an adult and still gives a shit about this deserves to be gassed
nothing turns me off more than when some girl starts talking about harry potter

>>71011440
Salem Witch's Academy

>>71011440
beauxbatons

>>71011423
obviously people with better looking setups are more willing to post

unless someone has a trainwreck and they post it for laughs

no one cares about generic setups

>>71011440
hogwarts, durmstrang, beauxbatons, the yank one is like hergelbertens academy or something bent
bellend

>>71011440
Uagadou in africa
Some japanese one
There;s one in the amazon rainforest
ilvermorny in the states

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What's going on here?

Just be yourself bro it's all about the personality.

>>71011487
>>71011485
An American one named what I wrote is named in the one that begins with the wizard attack on the Quditich World Cup

>>71011512
no its not you bent retard

>watch something from ~15 years ago
>jokes about barrett's newbuilds

ah yes

>>71011434
this image really made my opinion on young girls with bare feet remain objectively neutral

anyone else have the Quidditch World Cup game on PS2?

was great

Mate I think she likes you, go over there and talk to her.

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Only got beeped at once today by carcucks.

accio gf!

>>71011521
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Salem_Witches'_Institute

haahah AHAHAH AH AHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA A


AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>71011530
could never figure this game out and stopped playing t b h

>>71011540
*virgin walks over to her*

h-h-heloo

>>71011546
*girl uses protego"

>>71011526
nonce

>>71011512
twat

>>71011553
>institute
spacker
mong

>>71011546
doing an accio takes ages of practise mate

accio palestine

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Wow... So this is the power of the BBC

accio united ireland

my patronus is a big fat dick

I have not read a book, seen a movie, or watched a television show in the last 8 years that hasn't been utter shit. Its mostly dumbed down to a third grade level. Why don't you answer this; Why is new music not making any money? Why is Hollywood not making any money except on children's films? Why are television networks going broke? Because they don't put out anything worth seeign or hearing. Basically art is dead.

Black Irish

>>71011588
ah yes, a portion of the population who pay their licence fee shouldn't be represented in the programming

do rorkes even think before they spit their vile rhetoric?

Now that its only the intelligent people chonning it, how do we stop /brit/ being so boring and regurgitating the same shit over and over?

just cast flipendo on the janitor's nut

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>want to study abroad in German for a semester
>almost junior year and I still don't have a comfortable grasp of the language
It's never going to happen is it lads

>>71011582
*the state of palestine flies towards you*

>>71011604
>he missed Mad Men
>he missed Justified
>he missed Breaking Bad

SAD!

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

>>71011630
All feminist garbage

>>71011621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

Dj Fuckin Badboy here
Steamin as Shite,
Am 'boot ti tell you a story
'Boot ma Friday night.

Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose,
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose.
What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week,
But it's the fuckin best.

So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the fuckin beat

Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal

Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal

Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set
It tastes like shit but... nae sweat
I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin

Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad
I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad
I gied her a drink and I hud one tae
Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...

I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KoZ1leplTE

great video not virus certified by mackafee

>>he missed Mad Men

yeah nah

>>71011621
you can't, unless the bump limit is increased on here

/brit/ is far too fast to get under control

full of too many tryhard funnymen constantly trying to shoehorn jokes into every post and spam inane shite

I'm not gay but I would have sex with Henry Cavill desu.

The quick brown spic jumps over the fucking wall

>>71011604
paul joseph watson, please

>>71011628
"muh heritage"

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>>71011655
ah yes hip hop

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>>71011653
>>71011658
Plebs.

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All feminist garbage

I used to be a really big liberal, I'd watch a lot of Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, John Oliver. Then I started watching Gavin Mcinnes,Ben Shapiro, Stephen Crowder. On both sides I felt like people on the other side were being indoctrinated, then I realised that I was the one being indoctrinated. Now I don't really label myself, I agree with some points from both sides. They say if you're conservative before 30 you have no heart and if you're liberal after 30 you have no brain, but I believe we all die a centrist.

My name is Ot-to. I like to get blot-to. I got no time for thot-tos. I'm on the trot-to. That's my mot-to.

Funny that whenever you mention the biased bullshit corporations boner for Muslims and blacks this one paki pipes up with the exact same shit every time >>71011616

>>71011658
>21st century children watch this but not actual spongebob and certainly not spongebob seasons 1-3
JUST

World War 2 was a mistake

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>>71011690
>They say if you're conservative before 30 you have no heart and if you're liberal after 30 you have no brain

>>71011724
When did Chomsky say this quote?

>>71011716
world war you was a pisstake

>>71011670
hahahah fuckin nice dude

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Any new Kev lore?

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>chomsky

>>71011752
yeah i shot him in the fucking head

Writhing in pain right now lads

Was on my way to mcdonalds to get some dinner, as i've had a busy day, and while i was driving through the drive thri, my bollocks was sniped by an ex-military lass with a chip on her shoulder

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>chomsky

>>71011773
i saw him crush your baby nuts with a truncheon you liar

>>71011690
I've always consdiered this comment

and maybe the whole reason people become conservative before 30, is that they are the types who are overexposed to political issues for their age group, when the typical person is just out having fun and not giving a shit about politico and whatnot. Like I'm 23 and not saying I'm "conservative" in the traditional sense but I'm not that liberal either compared to people I know. and you kinda find that people within my age range, even when they think they know about the issues and shit and they really don't know anything

they just know the tip of the iceberg stuff that everyone knows, mainly because they have good lives and are off doing more worthwhile and enjoyable things than forming opinions on "important" things that aren't actually all that important

>>71011735
Right after he started calling his arsehole "The Spectrum."

>>71011752
He was walking AWAY from the camera, not towards

so extreme collectivism has been proven to be shit (communism, fascism) and extreme individualism isn't even society at that point, but rather rothbard's wet dream.

i think, therefore, the answer lies in the centre

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>I've always consdiered this comment
>and maybe the whole reason people become conservative before 30, is that they are the types who are overexposed to political issues for their age group, when the typical person is just out having fun and not giving a shit about politico and whatnot. Like I'm 23 and not saying I'm "conservative" in the traditional sense but I'm not that liberal either compared to people I know. and you kinda find that people within my age range, even when they think they know about the issues and shit and they really don't know anything
>they just know the tip of the iceberg stuff that everyone knows, mainly because they have good lives and are off doing more worthwhile and enjoyable things than forming opinions on "important" things that aren't actually all that important

got my stitches stig
i got my fixes fig
and in my fav'rite thread i got my gimmicks big
our gossip lips stuttered every word i said: "'ri, fred?"

i got your love letters
corrected the grammar
and sent them back
it's true kev boyle is dead
i shot him in the chest and in the head

I spend hours every night laying awake and fantasising about what it would be like to be loved.

>>71011839
feels good until you find out its a lie and then it hurts worse than being an incel

i am the devil and i want to fuck your mother

>>71011812
knew this was coming, but I don't care. I've decided I won't be coerced into not speaking my mind by the low level mocking you hat posters try to conjure with your crab mentality.

If my insights trouble you, then thats your perogative. I won't dumb myself down just so YOU feel comfortable

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>>71011839
>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>you will never worry about her while she's at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never crack up at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never be excited to tell her one of your jokes that only she will laugh at
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never catch her smiling when she looks at you, because you can make her day better by just being with her
>you will never smile uncontrollably when she does something cute and caring
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>she will never text you funny things that happen to her, because you're her best friend and she finds you the easiest to talk to
>you will travel to a new city together, and just get lost in it enjoying each others company
>you will never know what it feels like to be absolutely loved, even the faults in you she loves, because it makes you unique, and that's what she loves
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never hear that she loves you back

i spend hours every night laying asleep and fantasising about pterodactyls attacking my old secondary school

>i don't care
>let me show you how much i don't care by writing a passive aggressive reply

>>71011873
>pterodactyls
is that what you've named your little revenge squad?

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>>71011809

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>knew this was coming, but I don't care. I've decided I won't be coerced into not speaking my mind by the low level mocking you hat posters try to conjure with your crab mentality.
>If my insights trouble you, then thats your perogative. I won't dumb myself down just so YOU feel comfortable

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leftists don't even realize trump's muslim ban will be upheld in the supreme court and that he planned this from the start

josie you plonker

>>71011839
same, it feels nice

>>71011885
you don't understand what passive agression is

did a virgin handstand at the park today, all the paedos was well randy

>>71011896
If the middle is unexcelled enlightenment then why not progress to either direction to reach actual enlightenment?

>Buddhism
>white person

ah yes

>>71011912
I'm still not sure what the point of the ban is

>collectivism is bad

Hmm yes lets have no community spirit and all be cunts to each other

>>71011915
silence!!! i kill you!!!!

would you let a 9/10 piss in your mouth?

>>71011912
How do you know it will even reach the Supreme Court? Aren't cases proved valid in appeals courts not touchable in the supreme?

Rarely read any post that spans more than 10 words

sometimes i get tired of being more intelligent than everyone else

its lonely at the top

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>From 2009 to the end of September 2016, 1,856 Eritreans made refugee claims in Canada, but in recent months, a small number of them made those claims after travelling here from Israel.
>JIAS (Jewish Immigrant Aid Services) Toronto has helped facilitate the immigration of a small number of the refugees, who are coming under private sponsorships. Lia Kisel, language and settlement director at JIAS, said that as a sponsorship agreement holder, JIAS has received government approval to sponsor refugees and provide settlement services once they are in Canada.
>“We have submitted applications for a couple of Eritrean families currently in Israel, as well as for other Eritrean and Ethiopian families not in Israel,” she said. “These families have been referred to our agency by NGOs in Canada and overseas.”
http://www.cjnews.com/news/canada/jias-facilitating-immigration-eritrea-refugees-via-israel

>>71011979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuXTR_t6nlQ

>>71011950
Well said lad. Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

>having hat pictures actually literally saved onto the harddrive that is your computer

runtism

>Leccy just went out
>The top up card isn't in the meter

Should I wake up my flatmate and his girlfriend and ask them where it is or just fall asleep?

>>71011986
>Jews feel sympathy for refugees

Why is this surprising or a bad thing?

Better than filthy goyim running things.

>>71011912
No it won't the supreme court is split 4-4

>>71011998
>having reaction images on your computer at all

bit sad

Nothing seems more dreary to me than the thought of an eternity of being greeted by a middle-aged English woman with the dismal, "Olrite, anon?" followed by the equally dismal, "Yeh, olrite, anon."

And you always drone on in the most dragging, monotone voices with an underlying hint of irony.

The only thing I could imagine worse than the aforementioned scenario is hearing the theme for Coronation Street for the rest of my life.

What is wrong with you people?

>>71012002
Go on a leccy card hunt. Start with their coat pockets.

>>71012013
israel doesn't take refuges and send them to canada hahah those sneaky jews are funny

https://youtu.be/9OtymPhGiEQ?t=18s

ah yes

'pakis'

Im an islam ama

>>71012042
I don't care about Israel.

>>71012002
what kind of utter runt has an electricity pre payment meter

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>not using your own face as reaction images

Pic related

>>71012041

Nah it's almost certainly in his room, we don't leave stuff in the common areas

>>71012019
>tfw i now have so many images in my "reaction" folder that it takes longer to scroll through it to find the one i want than to find it on google

i don't have reaction images

>>71012034
OHH YEAHH BROOO LET ME JUST ENJOY LLIFEE REALL QUICKK

AWHH YEAH MAN LIFE IS AWESOMMMEMEE

THIS YEAR i WENT CAMPING WITH MY BEST FRIEND IN THE ROCKIES FOR 2 MONTHS THEN SPENT A WEEK IN SOCAL SURFING, BEFORE GOING ON AN EPIC NORTH TO SOUTH ROADTRIP

WOOWOWOOWOWOWOOWW I LOOOVEE LIFE MANNN ITSSOOOO GREAT

t. literally you

ri den, off i pops now lads
wish us luck and have a good old suck
have one on me (metaphorically lol you fucking horny twat)

>>71012043
clearly a robot

>>71012043
Oh look another place in bongistan full of shitty grey sky and characterless brick buildings.

>>71012002
always like this gimmick

>>71012075
>he doesn't have folders and subfolders for reaction images

>>71012069
Even better. Enjoy the adrenaline rush of going through someone's stuff while they are asleep less than a metre from your rummaging hands.

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>>71012075
I organised mine a while back

Do it lad

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>>71012098
fuck off leaf

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>>71012098
Oh yeah great plan, which subfolder should this one go in?

>>71012043
>>71012043
every picture and video I see of the UK just looks like some commie tier shithole

>>71012087
>OHH YEAHH BROOO LET ME JUST ENJOY LLIFEE REALL QUICKK

There is literally nothing wrong with this sentiment.

why are leafs so smart?

can't even remember the last game i enjoyed lads

Hey dudes

How's it hanging, man?

""lads""
ahahhaha

>>71012125
>There is literally nothing wrong with this sentiment.


yanks everybody

>>71012124
correct

where I live is quite nice, but I shan't post a picture of that because people will send pizzas

>>71012094
>>71012124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bta1DUegd-o

ah yes

'america'

/cum/ shitting up this thread i see

>>71012161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvJE97hsxyw

>>71012161
but you picked our worst city, wheras every video of even your nice cities look fucking depressing and abysmal

cramped tiny housing with a grey sky

>>71012159
t. that fucking middle class dicknose who has greco-romano pillars holding up a shite "balcony" above the entrance of his house

get a grip you soft cunt you aren't posh

detroit is nice

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>>71012180
yh m8 looks proper shit x

American cities resemble Germany after the warr 2bh

very discouraged and very done with life

>>71012124
I've lived there for a few months, buddy. Britain is Soviet-tier.

>>71012161
Cherry-picking, mate. I've lived in the "nice part" of the UK (the south) for three months and have seen your cities. The only place that looks remotely nice is Bath, but where real people live looks like shit. I can only imagine how shitty the North, Wales, etc. must look compared to the "nice part" of the UK.

wait >>71012222

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MvouLOjKgqk

So this ... Is the power ... Of the alt right

>>71012186
aha no sweetie
firstly, this house is made out of bricks
secondly, I'm a member of the upper class

>>71012228
FOY

>>71012209
nice pixels mate

>>71012228
ah yes bullshit exaggeration very impressive and worthy of consideration

>>71012228
why are you so obsessed with us

>goes to /brit/
>whinges for hours on end about britain
>on some bare insecurity ting

literal state of your life

Why isn't the BBC reporting on this?

http://abc7chicago.com/news/cook-county-sheriffs-office-nets-101-arrests-in-sex-sting;-752-arrested-across-us/1746351/

>>71012228
>I've lived in the "nice part"
where exactly?

>and have seen your cities
which ones?

>>71011986
The other day I went to a talk where an autistic liberal woman told us how she volunteered on a ship that extracted refugees from the Mediterranean and brought them to Sicily. Cannot make this shit up.

>>71012248
can't wait till me and Rasheed turn your house into a refugee centre

drumpf sent ATF agents to chicago

You will never know how it feels to be a janny

>>71012248
>I'm a member of the upper class

just what a middle class runt would say

just because you wear polo sweaters and your dad has 2 cars and a garage does not make you upper class you soft cunt

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>>71012209
God, that's beautiful

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>>71012222

71012306
do pirates really live on those houses

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Donald "the J is silent" J Trump here

AskMe(almost)Anything ;)

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so glad I don't live in tiny UKuck cramped housing!

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>>71012228
>the "nice part" of the UK (the south)

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>ELECTRICITY CARD

is alphabay fucked lads? should I start ordering from other sites?

>>71012335
That's China

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71012322
Why can't you just love Iceland like all the other Hispanics?

>>71012315
absolutely shit

Epicurus > every other runt "philosopher"

>>71012315
But that's bullshit

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>>71012335
So this... is the power of China

WTF is iceland

>>71012265
I've never understood, is whinging pronounced like whining or win-jing?

>>71012306
You can find pretty pictures like this of any third-world country, but it will not resemble where the masses live. British cities are cramped, grey, miserable, and full of bricks and pavement.

The countryside, on the other hand, I will admit is quite pleasant. However, you need to have a nice inheritance to achieve that.

Be honest, lads, there's a reason why you cross the channel any time you've got an extra bit of money. You want the sun, the beautiful cities and beautiful women that you don't have.

Stay butthurt.

Brits and Canadians have been severely affected by Jamaican slang words mandem

do they have leccy cards in north america? genuinely baffled by such a jewish concept

>>71012368
you genuinely must have a mental disorder to be THIS obsessed

no one here gives a shit about the USA

>el gordo

>no one here gives a shit about the USA
everyone in pirate land is talking about trump ahahaha

>>71012384
>hit me with dat tacky nouveau riche middle class senpai
>say no more

>>71012406
it's just credit vs. debit

>>71012391
>British cities are full of bricks and pavement

How is this a complaint? Oh no cities have buildings and places for people to walk, how terrible

>>71012384
>>71012335
Better than US suburbs

>>71012384
Looks like a British suburb desu.

>>71012427
On their usual debriefing on a TV show such as Good Morning Britain, there is always a story about Trump in the news.

Went to a jam with my pint glass last weekend lads

Bare cattie tings

Manz and tings was juicing

Was mad bozzled and got brains in my whip

foy

>>71012435
You have no conception of green space. American cities and other European cities get this. It's nice to see buildings that don't look exactly the same. You're barely above Russia-tier.

@71012448


have you ever been to britain in your life?

have you even seen a picture of britain?

>>71012411
hHhhhahahahahahahahahahhahahah

holy fuck mate this is just patently false. BBC has american politics on its global website headlines every single day.

also, ive watched your talk shows when I was in the UK, and same with Gervais's podcast. They bring up america almost at random at any chance they get.

Americans really do not give a shit about your country besides the royal family stuff every few years.

You eat our fast food, watch our films, listen to our music, watch our tv, use our social media, and use our apps.

>>71012459
>Man Wakes up from a coma he's been in since 2003

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reminder that everything built in north america and europe before ww2 was nice and that all the shit that yanks and brits go on about in eachother's respective countries is the result of jewish, modernist influence in transportation and architecture

>>71012448
>Looks like a British suburb desu.
Don't think there's that many trees in all of England

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>>71012474
Rate my street.

>>71012490
BOMBACLOT

i jews hate christians in the first world....i would not like to imagine how (((they))) feel of thirdworlders

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>ywn live in a rich Chinese suburb

DAE ever get so caught up in an intense dream that even when you wake up you wana go back to sleep just to resolve whats going on

had it last night, was in brazil and some old cunt started on me so I had to give him the business, trouble was that despite his age he was still a big guy and I couldn't knock him out with 1 clean punch so I had to take him down and choke the fucker out

love that sensation when they tap out but you just grip tighter and they go limp and lifeless, anyway as I was fucking this greaseball up some local favela rats stole my bag, so the next several hours were me hunting them down and doing some ragtag investigatory work

>you will never have a cute girl love you and care about you
>she will never worry about you and think about you while shes at work
>you will never worry about her while she's at work
>she will never make you feel better when you've had a bad day
>she will never look to you for comfort when shes had a bad day
>she will never cuddle with you while you stay in on a weekend night and watch movies
>she will never crack up at all of your dumb jokes
>you will never be excited to tell her one of your jokes that only she will laugh at
>you will never catch her staring at you out of the corner of your eye, just staring because of how much you mean to her and how lucky she feels to have you
>you will never catch her smiling when she looks at you, because you can make her day better by just being with her
>you will never smile uncontrollably when she does something cute and caring
>you will never laugh until you cry together
>she will never text you funny things that happen to her, because you're her best friend and she finds you the easiest to talk to
>you will travel to a new city together, and just get lost in it enjoying each others company
>you will never know what it feels like to be absolutely loved, even the faults in you she loves, because it makes you unique, and that's what she loves
>you will never tell her you love her
>you will never hear that she loves you back
This gets me every time. Literally crying.

>>71012474
Shit bait lmao

>Complaining about buildings in cities
>Pretending Britain doesn't have a much greater architectural diversity than america

Kys yourself

>also, ive watched your talk shows when I was in the UK, and same with Gervais's podcast. They bring up america almost at random at any chance they get.
>Americans really do not give a shit about your country besides the royal family stuff every few years.
>You eat our fast food, watch our films, listen to our music, watch our tv, use our social media, and use our apps.
HAHAHAHAHA don't be bad

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>>71012524
Pretty nice

Rate mine

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>>71012483
What language did you write this post in?

>>71012553
>DAE ever get so caught up in an intense dream that even when you wake up you wana go back to sleep just to resolve whats going on
Yeah. I can do it too.
As long as I don't move I can go back to sleep and continue the dream where it left off.

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>>71012543
prefer my suburb

>>71012576
american english. the one that everyone around the world learns now

>color
>ass
>realize

>>71012483
>says the liteal riley who talks about me non-stop and has dozens of specific pictures saved just so he can talk about me
is this the BBC?
is this a talkshow?

no? then shut the fuck up you obsessed mong
the literal equivalent is me going to /cum/ which I have NEVER done and bragging about british architecture for a literal third of my day several times a week

just think about how fucking pathetic you are, because this is the last reply you're getting from me dickhead

>>71012524
Ah god. Those puny European cars. Your upper middle class neighborhoods honestly don't look that different from council estates. In fact, I was surprised by how nice some council estates and how some are so horrible. Of course this is relatively speaking.

>>71012532
Jews don't really hate Christians or other people, they just appreciate useful idiots. They're merely an instrument of capital.

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>>71012602
American what?

>>71012602
>the one that everyone around the world learns now
yes, you learn the basics first, this is how skill acquisition works

>>71012483
>They use our legal system
>They speak our language
>They play our sports or sports based off ones we invented

Hmm yes this definitely counts for less than apps lmao

>>71012610
good post

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, FILL UP YOUR DROPPERS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY (35.5ml)

THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, DRINK YOUR "APPLE JUICE" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BRAIN FORCE
HERBAL NOOTROPICS
SNAKE OIL
MOON OCEAN IMPACT PROBES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmmf84RbIw <---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

>YOUR INFOWARS THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

-Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE VATICAN BILBERBURG MEETING SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

Brought to you by DNAforce©

cue the 2nd amendment

>>71012612
>Your upper middle class neighborhoods honestly don't look that different from council estates

You just proved how little how know and destroyed any shred of credibility you might have had in one sentence. GG

>>71012602
If it's such a ubiquitous language then why do you need to add the "American" to it's name? Surely that makes it a variant of the default rather than the accepted norm.

>>71012602
We are thought British English in Iceland

Anglos have no culture

here we have jews telling us why catholics should support israel .s

My Burger King nugget review: No taste. Quite dry and the sauce isn't helping. Good breading, but without good chicken that means nothing.

5.5/10

>>71012569
Good, nice and neat. I could live there if it was all in English.

>>71012648
*taught

>>71012610
laughing at how upset you are

Got recorded doing a dance last week and now it's on Facebook with lots of people commenting in it haha

LOL ice-land

>role-playing as your country

Don't do this

>>71012483
i live in a colonial town in new england and i think about britain every day

foy

>>71012660
>eating at booger king

literally why?

Me and the so-called lads are off on a lads holiday to Ladsterdam at the weekend lads

mexicANO

>>71012638
GAY
FROGS

>>71012698
For some nuggets you stupid fucking sack of shit

>>71012698
$3 coupon for the meal and it's within walking distance

>>71012706
DUDE

i heard that BIBI got BTFO by theresa may

>PCB Board
>ATM Machine
>PIN Number

>>71012735
no one reads your posts

>>71012712
Nietzche agrees

>>71012743
Getting is an drunk never excuse
hmm

>>71012743
nice

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>>71012743
State of them

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>>71012739

>that tfw when no nun gf

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>>71012743
>Yanks have to be TOLD not to rape

>>71012743
>there are americans who did not have this information until they saw this billboard