/brit/

need a faggy yank bf to stick my willy in tbqh

>>71006881
ah

leftist labor dole scum FUCK OFF

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oneitis once shared this on twitter

you know how you have an internal dialogue?
mine has an American accent
no idea why
it's made me VERY good at doing American accents though

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>>71006900

reading moldbug

might start up the bentposting

if /brit/ was a sunday roast then the yanks would be the yorkshire puddings

i really need a bf

>>71006864
Employment hit a recorded high under Labour

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Behold, the power of SS and GOMAD

Aesthetic routines are a lie conjured by Zoroastrian Jews like zyzz and chestbrah, who coincidentally died as a result of their hedonistic ways

>>71006949
what's its name lad?

>>71006956
His work is mediocre but disguised and designed for retards by being excessively thick and esoteric.

house party checklist:
Pint glass: for beer (that you buy in cans)
Dinner plate: for cocaine
Microwave: for dinner plate/to make tea in the morning


anything im forgetting lads?

>>71006949
gis a vocaroo of it

>>71006970

Enjoyment at an all time low, though x

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the so called fort

>>71006949
Americans don't have accents. It's you guys that have them.

>>71006964
nah lad they'd be sprouts

>>71006949
Mine has a girls voice

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who's from dorset here

>>71006949
not even taking the piss mine sometimes has a british accent after I post on here for a few hours

>>71006997
>youse guys

Champagne supernova

A champagne supernova

In the sky

>>71006949
I don't have an internal voice. Don't know why people claim they do.

Must be the same group of people who read mentally by essentially reading aloud in their head accompanied by actual muscle movements of the throat.

>>71006949
mine varies, 3 biggest ones are:
Glaswegian (sounds like Limmy)
Dutch
Afrikaans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NmkDM4FhZg

any welsh grime man in

>>71006944
call her a hoochie mama

Reading an interesting book about colonial era Nigeria by achebe called things fall apart

The novel follows the life of Okonkwo, an Igbo ("Ibo" in the novel) leader and local wrestling champion in the fictional Nigerian village of Umuofia. The work is split into three parts, with the first describing his family, personal history, and the customs and society of the Igbo, and the second and third sections introducing the influence of British colonialism and Christian missionaries on the Igbo community. The district commissioner's name is Gregory Irwin and he also inhabits the tribe called Rock Bridge in the forests of Columbia.

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>Behold, the power of SS and GOMAD

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>>71006997

>>71007061
the Igbo are pretty interesting

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rate the new specs lads

>one post if I scrimp
>median post is>>71000000
>appreciates at 0.01%

hmm

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>the so called fort

>>71007038

I'LL TELL YOU WERE YOU'LL FIND ME
UNDERNEATH THE GAY GUYYY
LIKE A SWEATY SMELLY ORGY
APPLE PIE

>>71007065
Clearly not me

>>71007098
good googly moogly

>>71007114
prove it

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

don stepped outside

>>71006985
bullshit

>>71007098
Sinister looking fellow you are

Why do you harbour such cruel intentions? Do you intend to harm me? Me and my brothers?

Get out of here

listening to the smiths

>>71007148
it felt GOOD to be alone

>>71007061
the second & third parts look a bit tedious desu

>australians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrD6yzemDRw

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Why am I too intellectually stunted to grasp the insane ramblings of julius evola?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFYh9G5aMnA

>>71006996
Looks very safe...too safe

dead kennedys desu

Females of the world:

If he doesn't go to art galleries
If he doesn't have books in
his home
If he doesn't take you to
the Opera
If he doesn't listen to the
classics and/or post-rock
If he can't quote Shakespeare,
Chaucer or Dostoevsky
If he doesn't play Minecraft,
Dwarf Fortress or both
If he doesn't express himself
creatively via the medium of paint,
song or music

THEN DON'T FUCK HIM.

dont leave me high

dont leave me dry

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKl3Q8kjfb8

WHO SOUTHERNER HERE?

>>71007166
need this more pixelated please

>>71007164
rethink your life faggot

>>71007197
The first part is very exciting.

The novel's protagonist Okonkwo is famous in the surrounding villages for being a wrestling champion, defeating a wrestler nicknamed "the cat" (because he never lands on his back). He is strong, hard-working, and strives to show no weakness. Okonkwo wants to dispel his father Unoka’s tainted legacy of being effeminate (he borrowed and lost money, and neglected his wife and children) and cowardly (he feared the sight of blood). Okonkwo works to build his wealth entirely on his own, as Unoka died a shameful death and left many unpaid debts. He is also obsessed with his masculinity, and any slight compromise on this is swiftly destroyed. As a result, he is brusque with his three wives, children, and neighbours, and is wealthy, courageous, and powerful among the people of his village. He is a leader of his village, and he has attained a position in his society for which he has striven all his life.

>>71007203
used to put cds in the microwave when I was a kid

>>71007166
Bet thats not going to end in a murder

babestation

>>71007226
going to go play rainbow six after seeing this image thanks x

the aldi version of snickers tastes just the same if not better.

based aldi.

>>71007219
Because you fornicate with men.

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>>71007190
>>71007148

>>71007274
might get on as well 2bh

Chatting up yank birds on the ol' 'pikchat, lads
decided a rather dire minger needed an ego boost so I spent twenty minutes singing along to mind-rotting pop songs with her.

the fuck is this plinky plonk bullshit
>love me, love me, say that you love me
>fool me, fool me, go on and fool me

>>71007238
me
daily reminder that south easterners are literally french

>>71007248
Cease immediately

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>>71007219
He's the biggest meme ever

An irrational, incoherent idiot

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missed shaving off a bit of hair under my chin

fuck it im just leaving it no one will notice anyway

>>71007278
snickers is shit though

>>71007310
ya cease your life immediately

fucking weirdo

>>71007166
>womyn are so oppressed

>>71007308
have a word with yourself

>>71007337
i do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep

>>71007278
povvo

>>71007301
shall be posting this on facebook to get some attention from cool people to know i listen to cool music

>>71007278
aldi/lidl are good if you want a smaller selection than tesco and more rotting fruit.

it's really only good for basic tins of stuff which you'd be better getting at B&M if you can't afford the supermarket

>>71007238
south-westerners are cool

south-easterners need to be purged

>>71007278
aldi and lidl are great, dunno why rorkes bash them so much

>>71007322
>no one will notice anyway

t. manlet

>>71007343
I'm not weird

Why do you think I'm weird

>>71007347
*has a word with you instead*

>>71007264
looks like and cool protagonist
ill go to the african bookstore and check if its there
you're the irish lad that posts on /epl/ right?

>>71007366
i'm 6'2"

that got me thinking though, id better shave it off just in case

SOME SHARTS ARE BORN, MADE TO SHIT THE FLAG
OOH THEY'RE RED WHITE AND POO
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIL POO THE QUEEF
OOH, THEY MAKE A BIG POO, LORD

>>71007398
glad to be of service.

>>71007377
*pretends not to hear you*

>>71007273
gonna create a new show called babstation.

people will watch thinking it's babestation but much to their surprise, our fantastic guest will be having a poo live on TV.

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what's your primary fetish, lads?

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found a pic of you during school haha

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>>71007399

>>71007399
more like Queef Elizabeth II

>>71007278

aldi/lidl jaffa cakes are also top tier

fuck the judge, the DA, and the circus court

>>71007399
oh fuck off

>>71007389
No that's fitizen he's an apathetic wankstain

The second and third parts of the book aren't tedious at all and are actually just as exciting and interesting, a pensive insight into colonial Africa. The clash of traditional culture with the outside world. The writer, Achebe has a very unique writing style. Because he's Nigerian it is very brunt, but very effective for this novel.

going to do a cheeky bedtime

>>71007429
delete this

>>71007399
IT AIN'T ME

IT AIN'T MEEEEE

I AIN'T NO DEFECATOR'S SON

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SOUTHEASTERNERS AND NORTHERNERS GET OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc

>>71007416
Is the guest male or female? Could be a ratings winner

might go batt

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>>71007429
Right in the feels

aldi british, free-range, rspca approved, whole chickens are like a fiver. cant go wrong with that.

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>>71007399

>>71007419

slightly greasy, dirty slags who are well proportioned, with clean bum holes.

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is this the fabled lib dem surge

>>71007429
this would have been less embarrassing than the social rejects I did hang out with

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>>71007399
someone vocaroo it

i cant sing

>>71007495
a chick messaged me this a few weeks ago

decided not to reply cause I didn't like her

then she confronted me about it and it were fucking awkward

fucks sake

>>71007429
haha, jokes on you - i had a few friends so i wasn't alone at break and dinner, only in a few lessons

nerd

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>>71007399

>>71007463
no get FUCKED
the entire uk is southeastern clay

>>71007515
guess he was wrong

>>71007495
should have started with a hello first 2bh.

>>71007515
Ahahhahahahaha hahha fuck off upper class scum!!!

Southerners BTFO

Northerners 1 southerners 0

>>71007419
feminine weewee

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>>71007531
America was a mistake

Should've left the natives in peace

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The workers ARE the means of production.
To seize the means of production, is to get the workers on your side.

>>71007463
the south-west and the north are spiritual brethren bey.

Are people more divided by race or class?

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>>71007429

>>71007495
did this
>sorry i've been really busy lately but definitely soon!
i know it'll never happen but i said "no worries just message me if/when you're free" nonetheless cos im pathetic

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>>71007535
SOUTHWEST IS THE BEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRXKEeu0EUc

FUCK ALL CITY FUCKERS AND NORTHERNERS AND FRENCH EASTERNERS

>>71007531
i do shits like this when I've eaten yank food (mainly dominos)

>>71007453
>The clash of traditional culture with the outside world
that's a thematic I really love, it's also a major point of Ozu's filmography, which is why I love the man so much
think you've sold me the book lad

>>71007574
Really make you think?

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>find an imagine on google images
>copy + past a 4chan file name onto it
>change the second number so it looks like i saved it from directly from 4chan ages ago

>>71007399
Literal shitpoosting

>>71007531
Top centre left gave me a stiffy

>>71007429
mental how yanks dont wear school uniforms

>>71007399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MfXdPHDdT6

>>71007515

>aspiring to be a night club owner

aiming high

>>71007399
What tune is this to?

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>>71007576
class

>>71007590
>this is the west's best music
screeching
>fucking french easterners
NO FUCK YOU ROSBIF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsHGnw1txLY

>>71007623
Most in the Midwest or South still do.

>>71007634
Mate do you live under a fucking rock

>>71007590
*Looks at picture*
*Get tuberculosis and dies*

*kills the mandem*

>>71007627
What's your disability?

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>>71007634
lurk on /tv/ more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>71007627
You sound like s fucking bellend

Why so quiet? Is ur ma sleeping? Wanker

>1c
>windy
>raining

yes sir just fuck my shit up as much as possible

>people from the west country unironically consider themselves southerners
mad

>>71007590
>>71007648
both of yous fuck off
NORTH WEST MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXIIOozLXyU

>>71007681
none
>>71007695
yea

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Australians have ANZAC day to celebrate their miserable failure of a Gallipoli campaign

>>71007688
>play this song
>it aint me starts playing

>>71007688
>>71007663


Oh, this again, sorry just didnt put two and two together

The Australian is immunised against all threats. One may call him a yob, a bogan, a drongo, it all rolls off of him like water off a raincoat, but call him an Australian and you will be astonished by how injured he is, how he shrinks back "those seppo cunts found me out."

eva lovia got BLACKED
not a fan

the north/south divide is a hibernian trick

>>71007688
>play this video
>it ain't me starts playing

>>71007059

it's a deliberately over the top impression you mongoloid

>>71007706
SOUTHWEST BEST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zbtAxQdZcU

30 PINTS OF CIDER A DAY

>>71007730
more like poo and poo together

>>71007627
Was expecting to screech but this is a bit dire

Business idea: become a pintman

>>71007725
the fault was with kitchener not the australians

>>71007761
Go fuck yourself

>>71007735
fucking finally

took her long enough

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Going to control myself and refrain from masturbation tonight, only in anticipation of tomorrows first wank being fucking amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cJKZSfaH38

reminder kitchener single handedly ended the empire

listening to free jazz... ahhhhh yeeeeesss

NYC is so fucking amazing lads.

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>>71007770
If you're not Irish you're not an authentic pintman

>>71007785
bit rude

>>71007807
good

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does anyone have the shopped version of this?

>>71007725
it's to pay tribute to the lads who went in, got fucked over and still fought with their backs against the wall alongside an ally who saw them as cannon fodder

>>71007790
alri cucklad

>>71007664
*looks at picture of a city from 2050*
*also gets tuberculosis thanks to multi-drug-resistant tuberculosis*

thanks hypochondriacs. just had to annoy the fuck out your doctor until he prescribed antibiotics just to be able to see other patients

>>71007528
>>71007540
Met this girl last weekend, she was really forward and definitely keen. Gave me her number, replied to me twice.. then nothing

Gagging for a shag this weekend and this is what I get

>>71007585
That's how all of my rejections go
>Few weeks ago
>girl from work She seems really keen
>Go for coffee, make it clear I'm into her
>Coffee goes well, speak for like an hour non stop and making her laugh loads
>Ask her out for a drink on the weekend, she says she's busy "byt maybe another time"
>Ask her what she's doing tonight says shes "chilling at [guy's] house"
>The guy she's seeing is a turborunt but he's a lot more social and probably more fun than I am, as far as I can tell that's all he's got up on me
>Tell her to email me (work together big office) and she says she will
>Tumbleweed breezes through my inbox
Ah yes

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>>71007832
sorry mate i've only got the original

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america is THE most aesthetic country in the world

>>71007839
interracial on its own isn't cuck shit

can't stand cuck shit

reminder that Chris Morris and Jarvis Cocker are the two greatest cultural exports of our country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVibsNPXBx0

>>71007865
America is fucking BORING nowadays, what's even worth going there for? everything good there happened pre 2000.

>>71007865
those kind of vistas exist in dozens of countries mate. shitty roads and all.

>>71007814
shit version of london

>>71007832
Wow, Chloe Grace Moretz looks like *THAT*?

/tv/ is quite funny sometimes. particularly threads about cinema experiences

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Me on the right

>>71007816
Yeah but if i said bugger off or buzz off or pish-posh you would have had a go at me

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>>71007905

>>71007868
you're the cuck in this case. you are watching a black man fuck a girl you like with your cock in your hand

hmmm
tomorrow do I flirt with;
Gemma
Sommer
Alyx

I wanna go out with the lads but every lad on my course isn't 18 (doing A-levels after a shit easy btec (public services))

could meet with some old mates tbf, HMMMMMMMMM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

>>71007906
how about you fuck off there then and leave us alone

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>only enough money to buy 700ml of vodka
>should do me friday + saturday
>don't know what i'm going to do after that
SEND HELP
i can feel the emptiness already
i don't know how i'm going to last the week

>>71007906
it's the funniest board on here by some distance

has been for at least a year now

>>71007925
hootering

>>71007872
Jarvis Cocker actually stars in this video, that's him in the toilet

>>71007931
More like
Jeremy
Sam
Alex

wanker

NYC is london but with less council houses, more crime and bigger buildings

>>71007906
/tv/ is at the forefront of gimmick and OC technology

horrendous gif >>71007920

>>71007969
yeah they're really over the top
don't know how they manage to be so funny

>>71007928
kek, alright lad

i don't care about some random slut get fucked for money. black woman/white man is better anyway

>>71007983
grim

are huaraches fuccboi or peng

>>71007975
You wish, Jeremy Samuel Alexander

>>71008007
nigger tier

>>71008007
the fact you would even ask indicates you're a major fuccboi

>>71007634
It aint me, babe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d8o8vNTNao

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>people who cuff their jeans

>>71008007
they're fucking wank mate

was aight for a wee bit in the days of bunker parties but they're for mcdonalds car tossrrs now

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http://thetab.com/uk/warwick/2017/02/09/love-is-dead-tinder-and-dating-apps-are-killing-romance-20045

Another roastie has gotten tired of banging random Chads and is looking for something serious (read: beta cuck to sponge off after graduating with her 2.2 in English Lit and ruin his life with her incessant nagging)

Do not believe her lies.

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>>71008051
>men who wear skinny jeans

utterly disgusting

sneezed and thought id turned away in time but theres little water dots all over my screen now haha

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>>71007894
Nah its significantly better than London in seriously every way imaginable.

Fuck its amazing. Never been before until this week. Been to london twice.

NYC feels authentic with its diversity, its a blended city that started that way

London feels so fucking fake and plastic. Forced diversity and modern buildings clashing with older architectural designs.

Everything in london just feels so out of place

>>71008083
me at top right

have literally been wearing adidas sambas for the past 10 years and nothing else

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>>71008084
she'll have to drag me out of my room

>>71008083
ayyop lads, and stomzy lol, we going spoons later? Dannys got some charlie if we want some later mate

>>71008110
put some fucking pants on

>>71008051
>cuffed jeans
>white socks pulled up
>black vans
i actually like this desu, just not on me

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>men who wear boat shoes or moccasins

Who hear remembers the age of CHINOS?

haven't been here in a month. Any good gimmicks?

http://thetab.com/uk/warwick/2017/01/25/interviewed-hypebeast-warwicks-newest-society-19505

dont like students

>>71008176
no

the theatre shower and theatre gym gimmick is well alive

>>71008097
everyone in the world knows NYC is better than london lad. think he was baiting you

>>71008134
*shakes my cock at you*

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HNNNNNNNNNG

>>71008171

I remember those shite cuffed chinos

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>>71008110
they look sort GATs
might want to buy a pair of these if you like that style

>>71008176
nah /brit/ just relies on the aussies to make the gimmicks

chess

https://lichess.org/A9WaG8Xy

did a poo

skinny jeans

>>71008211
i really like the look of GATs for summer wear but i'm also not a bender

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>>71008200
>white people

>>71008200
Is she old enough for us to talk about her massive tits?

>>71008083
me in the photo silently reeeeeeeing

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>>71008200
>Born Bindi Sue Irwin
>24 July 1998 (age 18)

>>71008171
still wear them ngl

look great with a pair of brogues

>>71008204
I had a mate in secondary school who wore tracky chinos once; ripped the shit out of him and he cried then we downtrousered him in the canteen

miss secondary school tbqh

>>71007965
16 year old problems

>ruining chess games

how mature

chelsea boots

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>>71008083
>just be yourself brah

Recommend me an EU4 scenario

>>71008256
>downtrousered
We called it de-bagging.

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>>71008253
16*
so legal

>>71008253
she's 16 now m8 it's alright

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>AYE GIVE ME A KISS NAE ON CHEEKS LIPS LAD

your response?

>>71008283
The great scottish empire

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Why aren't you teetotal, /brit/?

>>71008297
>>71008298
she's still 15 in that pic though

>>71008200
wouldn't mind firing my barb deep inside her and injecting her with my deadly venon

so to speak

>>71008317
Because I'm not a shitskin rasheed?

>>71008317
I have been for 3 months. Broke it last night

>>71008258
*poverty problems
do NOT (you) me again you FAT cunt

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ruined a yanks chess game

>>71008253
>>71008329
doesn't count as being a nonce if they're going through puberty

>>71008294
don't make sense that

you down the trousers, not their bag

>>71008317
i am 99% of the time but if im out with mates i'll drink
i never drink alone cos i hate drinking
STRAIGHT FUCKIN EDGE

>>71008317
because I'm not that much of a fucking mong that I get addicted to alcohol or any other substances and I can restrict myself to drinking it every 2-3 months or so for special occasions and doing absolutely zero harm to my body

that's why

>>71008366
literally this
you've got to be either gay or lying if you say otherwise

>>71008317
because the alcohol numbs the pain

>>71008381
I'm like this, when I'm with the lads drinking I get fucking hammered though like

heard couple yanks were talking shit
they're not around no more

>>71008352
Trump is teetotal you know Rorke

>>71008329
what's the REAL difference though

her body isn't going to have dramatically changed in a year

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>>71008178
Warwick students are extraordinarily obnoxious because they live in the middle of fucking nowhere and have no contact with the real world. It's about the worst definition of student bubble possible.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>71008413

>>71008317
because what the fuck else am i supposed to do with my free time?
being drunk is literally the only thing i truly enjoy anymore, and it allows me to enjoy other things i've lost interest in

>>71008414
only because he knows he has addictive tendencies

he fills them by shagging teenagers

>>71008317
I've been on the wagon for about 3 weeks. The trick is to spend all your money as soon as you get it, on stuff you need, then on luxury food items like expensive jam and cans of curry and naan breads, then on stuff from Amazon like paint for your Bolt Action models.

Then you simply can't afford alcohol.

HINT: Fuck up your Wonga.com account as well.

>>71008317

my life is boring enough. alcohol helps.

>>71008447
idk lad, read? vidya? go walking?

>>71008360
Can't imagine you weigh much a bottle lasts 2 nights you scrawny runt

>>71008384
I was like you until i started smoking anti-socially. Now i'm on 20 a day and would smoke more but I literally cannot afford it.

Reckon 90% of smokers were bellends who thought "it can't happen to me because I've got willpower".

>>71008367
I never understood it myself either.

>>71006949
mine fluctuates between a random australian, james may, and ashens

not sure why

sometimes jezza clarkson too

>>71008447
don't see the fun in being drunk by yourself 2bh

I see it as more of a social lubricant to get the old verbal gears whirring

you just feel like a fucking spiv sitting there alone drunk

now he's mad
now he's really mad
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/829836231802515457

>>71008475
>walking

I get paranoid out walking

end up making eye contact with lads to make em uncomfy

pricks

prefer to be with my lads when out

no cheeky cunts try shit; if they do they get fucking WAHHHHED mate

>>71008420
I don't even know where Warwick is

>>71008522
>tfw I voted for that man

>>71008522
cruise control and everything the big don is gunning for them

>>71008420
Men are literally a minority. Where is our special needs bonus?

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*wriggles towards you*

>>71008512
I've been smoking once every couple of weeks/months for the last 10 years, sometimes I can go 6 months or more without smoking I get no cravings

I only really do it so I can go out to the smoking area with the lads and not stand on my own like a mong

me when i hear about /brit/ lads drinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bA0dWzgcDU

>>71008534
In the countryside outside Coventry. Which is just South of Birmingham.

Absolutely fuck all to do so everyone just turns into mental parodies of students. Quite bizarre.

>>71008556
twat

>The public “has an interest in free flow of travel, in avoiding separation of families, and in freedom from discrimination,” a three-judge panel said in a unanimous 29-page ruling.

lol

>>71008591
yanks are shit at binge drinking

bunch of pussys

ya festivals have no drugs either

>>71008522
Really hope he loses
the shit storm will be absolutely hilarious

>>71008589
>he does the virgin float
fucking hell mate sort it out

>>71008522
poopsident of the poonited sharts toilet bog fart

>>71008522
good

I like my presidents to have a bit of spunky determination unlike that vapid nonce o'bama

>>71008625
*strangles you with my tentacles*

nothin personell

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>>71008580
>men are minority
>still can't get a gf

>>71008522
What's he going to court for? To ban terrorists from going to USA?

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had a good chortle at this image lads

Trump is mentally ill

>>71008590
>I only really do it so I can go out to the smoking area with the lads

This is literally everyone you spastic, choking down a few breaths while you're pissed to try and look cool in front of the slags isn't going to get you feeling even a hint of craving. Try smoking 20 a day for a couple of weeks, then come back to me and talk about willpower. Smoke after every meal, after you wank/have sex and after every hard piece of work.

You pick up the phone one day and hear
>hello, I am Toilet Bog Fart, the farty-shit'th peesident of the poonited sharts of arsemerica

what do?

>>71008317
Haven't had any alcohol for two and a half years, even then it was half a cup of wine. Hadn't touched a drop for three years before that.

>>71008715
>>71008715
>>71008715

getting very self conscious now about doing the virgin walk in public

making extra effort to put a bit of non-virgin swagger into my walking patterns but I think I look even worse now

>>71008475
like i said, alcohol is the only thing i find pleasurable
apparently i'm having an episode of depression, so that might be why

>>71008518
it's the fucking bees knees desu lad
get drunk as fuck, blast your favourite music and chat shit on /brit/
being drunk makes me actually be able to "feel", so i'll laugh my tits off at /brit/

thinking about taking nicotine gum even though I don't smoke

>>71008706
but that's the thing I'm not going to do that because I'm not a weak-willed mong

>>71008097
>>71008193
>yanks coming here to pretend their shitholes aren't shit
Adorable