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Teddy edition
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*sharts**
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So just how old is Teddy?
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akko
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burn the cities
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Improv > standup
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>>71006874
Stop Vargposting.
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>>71006915
I think he's 13
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>>71006746

I watched a video where a shitload of guys went full bukkake on a girls face and then they collected all of it into a measuring cup, then fried it up in a frying pan to make a cum omelette and fed it to her. I will never forget the look of shame on her face when she took the first bite, how it was like every bad decision she'd ever made had culminated in this nasty weird category porno

so i fapped to it kek
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>>71006890
I no
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Were philosophers neckbeards?
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>>71006935
>they collected all of it into a measuring cup, then fried it up in a frying pan to make a cum omelette and fed it to her
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Why does everyone have yellow fever nowadays?

Are chinks not only taking over our property but also our hearts?
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Consider this: if nobody had property, maybe you wouldn't be such a little bitch when I break your shit?
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Got diagnosed with Avoidant Personality Disorder today, boys.
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>>71006930
You're the one who has the 13 year old dog that looks like a puppy, right? Teddy could use some of those genes
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>>71006919
more like uggo
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>>71007001

i told you.

dont do lsd.
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>>71006987
Because chinks are mass produced and autistic enough to not upset the intelligence of low-IQ males.
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>>71006987
Because I think some Japanese guys are attractive
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>>71006974
They were the useless autists of their time
Someone post the /his/ meme of Socrates
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>>71006987
Too much soy in our diet and xenoestrogens in the water
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>>71007013

more like best girlo
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Guys she stopped replying to me on tinder :(
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>>71007035
lol
LOL
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>>71006987
I am not attracted to Asians

>>71006993
*Tomahawk missles your minivan because you accelerating on your dirt track towards my property violates the NAP*
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>>71007001
Got self-diagnosed with that a couple years ago
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>>71006987
Delicate features, tan skin, intelligent, hardworking, and loyal

Asians and whites were meant to be together.
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>>71007053
Because you didn't transition to texting or didn't set a time to meet her
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>>71007010
That's me, he's turning 14 in a few months. Posting from phone because too lazy to upload the pic to my computer, this is from today
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>>71007053
That's how it always goes. That app will bring you nothing but disappointment.
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>>71007067

what has Sucy EVEN DONE in the last two episodes?

nothing
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>>71006987
Because they actually act feminine and look it too
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>>71007053
guess she finally took her meds
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>>71006987
>everyone

No, you're spending to much time here.
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>>71007074
I hadn't heard of it today

Actually had a licensed therapist diagnose me earlier today.

I just hope it can be treated.
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>>71007053

she is probably telling other 10 guys

>get me pregnant
>daddy cummies

oh god how dumb r u
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heres one idea for a good country to live in
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>>71007094
she was a supportive friend, going along with that spaz and her plans
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>>71007125
>needing a therapist to treat a mental illness
Just stop being a lil' bitch, lol.
That's what my paw always told me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT6u0bE6vTw
gonna play this at my funneral
r8
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>>71007113
What are talking about? /cum/ has one of the highest yellow fever population in all the generals, even more so than /sino/
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>>71007151

so she's lotte, except even more useless
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>>71007083
I asked when she wanted my cummies and she said she works on weekends
I then replied asking if she wanted my cummies while she was at work or if that meant she was unavailable :l
>>71007129
She was participating too, so it'd be embarrassing for her too
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>>71007153
It's not that easy for everyone
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>>71007165
That's his point
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>>71007168
but cuter
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>>71007177
Yes it is.
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>>71007075
>whites
>loyal
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>mfw americuckies
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>>71007091
Nice. My dog is half his age and looks older
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hmm.....
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>>71007195

not an argument
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>>71007165
>can't understand my simple post

CCP operatives please leave
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>>71007236
wrong.
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>>71006982
part one kek
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Rate my photography buds

Also commuting by train> caging
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>>71006869
It came in
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>>71007281
Jesus Christ lol
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>>71006982
>>71007281

>when your parents tried their hardest but your only achievement in life is the first woman to eat cooked semen
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i wanna kill
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>>71007306

t. Xiang
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>>71007165
The g*rman doesn't count
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>>71007315
>the first woman to eat cooked semen
Probably not.
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>>71006935
>>71007281
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>>71007221
He was supposed to be a show dog but his legs were a bit bowed, so glad I was able to grow up with him
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>>71007306
>P*les

>>71007315
Fuck that's disgusting
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>>71007306
Hello Chang
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>>71007344
you're probably right

>first one dumb enough to do it in front of a camera
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>>71007315
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>>71007352
I am too :)
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>>71007327
I love Bulg
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>>71007361
Ukrainian
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me on the left
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>>71007091
what a cute dog :)
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>>71007315
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or this country
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>>71007435
Why does he have lipstick on
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>>71007425
No such thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72oM5cTvnIs
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>>71007425
Then I hold you responsible fro what happened to Givi
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buying gf(f)
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>>71006987
who is this girl
She is beauoooootiful
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>>71006935
>how it was like every bad decision she'd ever made had culminated in this nasty weird category porno
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>>71007507
>to prove you're not a robot, select all of the squares with stop signs in them
>there aren't any stop signs in the picture
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>>71007344
>>71007361
>>71007397
>>71007444
>>71007349

you boys ready
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>>71007567
I'm ready for you to stop posting this
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>>71007507
>>71007563
>if there are none click skip

Fugging robots.
Also
>not using legacy
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>>71007567
Stop posting this.
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>>71007563
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>>71007557
holy shit this is harder to watch
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>>71007520
I was born here
My parents are from galacia
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>>71007567
This must be the next edition.
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where are they going to start giving fat and/or ugly women affirmative action ?

its time to end discrimination
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>>71007557
I need a source unless they used that toilet seat
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>>71007595
Could you do me a favor and stop posting what I'm about to post before I post it? Ummm, thanks :)))))))
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>>71007595
>>71007601
its gonna be a thread someday

just you wait
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>>71007567
Making my stomach fucking churn
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>>71007656
I. Do. What. I. Want. To. Do. Sweetie. :)

>>71007660
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>>71007617
>>71007653
http://efukt.com/21773_She_Quit_Porn_After_This.html
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How is it going buds
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>>71007728
thanks friend, I came to her shame
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>>71007550
your typical chinese sloot
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>>71007728
>A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again.

WHAT DARKNESS LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MAN

>>71007778
WHAT DARKNESS LURKS IN THIS MAN'S HEART
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>>71007778

florida

its always florida
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>>71007804
>48 seconds
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>>71007728
Good stuff if you are into denigrating shit
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>>71007778
>>71007833
>>71007840
Florida?
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>>71007845
It's a sprint, not a marathon
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>>71006987
Because they are easy and the attractive ones are willing to fuck down on the social ladder. God bless 'em.
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>>71007884

so howd you spend the other 47 seconds?
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>>71007880
alpha as fuck
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>>71007880
Tony Montana reborn into our world
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I think I'd make a good housewife
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>>71006974
Marcus Aurelius is a good example of a philosopher who wasn't a total fucking autistic moron. Recommend checking out some quotes from his meditations. Dude had a good outlook on life.
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>>71007900
cleaning up
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>>71007880
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Drumpf BTFO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjNXQ3DTMIY
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>>71007899
>Because they are easy

You know this is a meme right?
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>>71007728

wh*te """people"""
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>women
http://efukt.com/21910_Masturbating_Behind_Mom_s_Back.html
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How do I get a tan?
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>>71007968
he wrote meditations while campaigning in germania on a military campaign


blows my fucking mind the type of discipline that takes, i've got a copy but its further down on my stack of books to read
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>>71008048

move to california and stay outside for an hour
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>>71008048
You have to go outside
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>>71007986
This is so fucking retarded. He did nothing unconstitutional. This is a terrible overstep of the judicial.
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>>71007936
>>71007937
>>71007984
It's quite the place.
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>>71007778
Takes some big nuts to fuck wunna those mate
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>>71008070
That's a lot of work.
>>71008069
That's a lot of work.
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I'm pretty
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>>71008060
>Aurelius' Meditations, written in Greek while on campaign between 170 and 180 AD, is still revered as a literary monument to a philosophy of service and duty, describing how to find and preserve equanimity in the midst of conflict by following nature as a source of guidance and inspiration.
>tfw we didn't hear about any of this in school
wtf I hate American education now
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How can I get the window to stop scrolling to the bottom when I update the thread buds?
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>>71008060
Too bad he thought Commodus was a good heir. Also fuck Commodus for making peace with the Germans.
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>when the 23andme results come back in the mail and it turns out you're ethnically Cascadian
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>>71008133
I thought it was just me. HIRO!
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>>71008125
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>>71008125
*girly
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>>71008087
My school was in the news at least once every year or so

It might start chilling out a bit though, the kids seem pretty beta now
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>>71008125
pretty gay
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>>71008130
Yeah, I don't think modern educators are into preaching duty to the state or how to be a man.
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>>71008156
yeah I don't know what the hell happened, it's just annoying scrolling back up
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>>71008184

REKT
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>>71008130
>Dude Gilgamesh lol
>Dude Shakespeare lol
>Dude Lord of the Flies lol
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>>71008133
4chanX
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>>71008189
Sometimes my history teacher would go on patriotic rants
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>>71008174
>tfw one person died almost every year at my school
Too bad none of them were me lol.
First was a car crash, second was a teacher committing suicide on campus, third was a chemistry teacher dying of poison.
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>>71008229
Just fix the damn site, Hiro
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>>71008259

>hiroshimoot
>fixing things
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>>71008130
srsly senpai

western philisophy is top notch when it comes to self improvement, stoicism especially

>how to not be an emotional bitch
>yes please

>>71008138
>from the founding of rome to the sack of constantinople, the roman state lasted 1500 years

they had a good run
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>>71008184
nou OwO

>>71008172
nou OwO

>>71008157
Fug u
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>>71008257

A teacher in my school died because he ate street food in mexico city.
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Reminder
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>>71008249
I bet he is laughing real hard right now. Netflix did a documentary, heavily dramatized but has boobs, on Commodus. They talk about Marcus in the first couple episodes. Worth a look if you're interested.
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>>71008017
It's not though, at all.
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let's play chess

https://lichess.org/iKg9mwDS
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>>71008259
>
Some boards still had the Halloween filter until the birthday hats replaced them

>>71008292
>dude it's OK for men to cry lmao
Is DeVos going to break the liberal stranglehold and make education great again?
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>tfw society had to feminize men to put them on an equal level as women
lol
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I passed my exam!! wahoo!
America! open the champagne!
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>>71008350
Oh but it is
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>>71008292
Yeah but Commodus left a power vacuum that fucked Rome up for a century. It's actually funny to go through the line of succession after he was murdered. A lot of emperors only lasted a year or less before being murdered.
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>implying is not ok for man to cry
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*Breaks the champagne over Denmark's head*
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>>71008391
How are you even American? You type in a less fluent English than the Finns here.
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>implying it's okay for a man to cry
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>>71008400
Not in public

>>71008249
My Am History teacher in High School did that
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*falls to the ground unconsciously *
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>>71008400
It isn't
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>>71008081
>Appellate courts only rule on constitutionality
That's a job for the Supreme Court, and it's pretty unlikely that any of the liberal justices will support the ban.
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>>71008392
Then you must be the ugliest person alive, or an Asian boi.
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>>71008081
Yeah but the 9th circuit court does that all the time so it was expected.
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>>71008400
only in private
>>71008394
it was a really unstable time, it was a big deal for the line of imperial successors to be broken, those assassinations were definitely a symptom of that
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t' g'
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Danishes are fucking gross.
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>>71008400
>fuck social norms!!
die marxist
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>>71008471
The ban was temporary though and by the time scotus sees it, it won't matter.

That was the whole point
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>>71008430

>he hasnt seen stand by me, a league of their own, or Big Fish
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>>71008189
>fill country with shitskins
>dismantle any notion of duty or citizenship beyond "muh rights"
Yeah, I think it's the same here. What could go wrong?
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>>71008495
>taking the bait
>being this mad
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>>71008485
*gets stuck in your throat*
DIE DIE DIE
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>>71008517
>fiction
oh anon
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>>71008537
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>>71008457
Rood

most of us here dont have yellow gf doesnt mean we ugly
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>>71008483
degenerate whore
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>>71008485
DELETTE
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>>71008541

I forgot, you never had a father, so big fish is lost on you
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>>71008537
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>>71008455
The judge acted unconstitutionally and outside his bounds. He was not driven with a desire to uphold the constitution but acted in a partisan manner to forward a political agenda and override the rulings of our democratically elected branches. The
Judicial was never supposed to have the authority it has developed in modern times, the judges actions go directly against what the founding fathers intended.

>In Federalist No. 78, Hamilton said that the Judiciary branch of the proposed government would be the weakest of the three branches because it had "no influence over either the sword or the purse, ...It may truly be said to have neither FORCE nor WILL, but merely judgment." There was little concern that the judiciary might be able to overpower the political branches; since Congress controlled the flow of money and the President the military, courts did not have nearly the same clout from a constitutional design standpoint. The Judiciary would depend on the political branches to uphold its judgments. Legal academics often argue over Hamilton's description of the judiciary as the "least dangerous" branch. Hamilton also explains how federal judges should retain life terms as long as those judges exhibit good behavior. [2]

This judge is failing to exhibit good behavior. He should lose his job
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>>71008442
>>71008453
>fags
>knowing how to be a man

I went to an only men opus dei (catholic) school, who motto was "Learning how to be a man"

You aint about to teach me what a man is.
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me irl
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>finish late assignment
>read in syllabus that no late assignments are accepted
welp
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJe1iUuAW4M
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>>71008585
nice meme
>>
I stopped drinking milk and suddenly women seem a lot more interested in me
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>>71008530
>that graph
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>>71008637
>not taking male vitality to counterbalance milk estrogen
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>>71008636

>the truth is a meme
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>>71008530
Gen Z will undo the damage that millennials will cause
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>>71008627
Those syllabi 99% of the time are copy pasted and don't represent the professor's policies in the slightest
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>>71008675
>lies are truth
such is life in a commie land
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>>71008571
If you're in the GTA just go to Scarborough and talk to one
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>it's an anon takes benzos after a hard day at work episode, again
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>>71008669
what is honestly in that stuff? creatine mixed with water?
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>>71008687
I can't wait to shoot commie 'lennials in the next Rising of the South
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>>71008696

>hates baseball
>never had a fatherly presence in his childhood
>strong supporter of karl marx and bolshevism
>didnt like big fish
>97.2% chance of being a member of the mafia

hmmmm
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>>71008692
Should I try emailing it?
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What should I draw /cum/?
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>>71008700
>it's a I took 2mg of xanax on a flight and felt absolutely nothing from it episode
I don't get this meme
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>>71008602
I will and it starts with not being so much of a child you cry in public

Unless your children and wife are dead there's no reason you should cry
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>>71008602
I'm a real man
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>>71008745
>more lies
>>71008761
a sissy californian
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>>71008761
Me
>>71008762
Feel bad for the injuns desu
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>tfw america and paha liked my joke
T-thanks, guys
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>>71008717
probably some sort of vitamin/chemical that promotes testosterone production
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>I can't wait to shoot commie 'lennials in the next Rising of the South
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>>71008761
Lesbian porn
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>>71008747
Probably, would apologize for it being late though.
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>>71008794
I'm American though
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>>71008595
>The federalist papers have any legal standing
They were called the FEDERALIST Papers for a reasons. They were only written by Federalists (Republicans) and they have a partisan bias.

>>71008595
>He was not driven with a desire to uphold the constitution
Did the judge even cite the constitution in his ruling? Was the Constitution the only thing he cited in his ruling?

The Constitution isn't the only law judges have to uphold and it's not the only law the President has to obey.

>>71008595
>Judicial was never supposed to have the authority it has developed in modern times
The same is true about the President, anon.
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>>71008794
I didn't get it
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>>71008767
How'd you just have them for a flight?
Makes me feel very comfy, and also waaaay too open
I've said so much shit I've regretted in chat rooms and given out way too much personal details on the stuff kek
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>>71008819
but you have a name qt
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>>71008819
Micks are fundamentally unAmerican
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doing a torrent
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>>71008858

>using a mac
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71008797
Honestly, I'd probably just leave the country and give money to the side I like
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>>71008853
But I'm not a mick
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>>71008853
All Catholics are fundamentally unamerican.
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>>71008877
>why yes I love being inferior
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>>71008877
think again kiddo
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>>71008877
He's not using a Mac which is why he's downloading it
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>>71008900
>being an O' is better than being a mick
No
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Really want to go on a long drive and never come back desu.
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>>71008886
>ywn spend months of training to fight for what you believe in then get blown apart by an artillery strike on your first day in combat
Why die
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>>71008907
JFK was a real American who supported bad policies
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>>71008910
Why would the Mac torrent be using popcorn tracker?
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>>71008845
It's for insomnia, I just had a ton lying around that weren't really helping with sleep
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>>71008926
I'm not an O'

I meant I'm not Irish
>>
desu south dakota anon has the best accent and cutest voice here.
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>>71008956
because operating systems are based off kernels
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>>71008937
>joining the grunts
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>>71008992
He has a qt face too
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>>71008954
Catholics don't belong in the White House.

Oswald saved this nation from that papist scum bag.
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>>71008999
heh
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>>71008828
>They were called the FEDERALIST Papers for a reasons. They were only written by Federalists (Republicans) and they have a partisan bias.
This statement alone is enough for me to disregard you as a historically and politically illiterate retard and ignore you. This level of discourse is way above your head, you have no idea what you're talking about and mentioning that the judge for some reason should ignore the constitution so he can further his political agenda isnt helping your case.
>>
Is flirting allowed in cum?
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>>71009081
yeah
*winks at u*
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>>71008969
Weird
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>Oswald saved this nation from that papist scum bag.
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>>71009063
>clack my ass
Don't know why I responded to you in the first place
>>
>>71009081
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I want to have sex with you.
>>
>>71009102
*wanks at you*
>>
>>71009063
>>71008907
This, deport all Hispanics and Latinos immediately
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RATE
MY
COOKIES
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>>71009102
>>71009120
I'm asking if it's allowed, I'll report that mexican if it isn't allowed
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>>71009150

clip your nails, you oaf
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>when the benzos kick in
I apologize for my future shitposts in the next few hours
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>>71009073
What about that statement is wrong?

What about the judge's actions violated the constitution?

You're just shouting broad shit to sound smart because you have no real argument.
>>
>>71009150
>those nails
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>>71009150
>one random sprinkle
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I love you /cum/
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>>71009150
post your bangs
Baja is ded to me now.
>>
>>71008400
Only if it's from happiness.
>>
>>71009186
>>71009206
well, she's a girl, what did you expect?
>>
>>71009191
>What about the judge's actions violated the constitution
The Constitution doesn't give him the power to make that call
>>
>>71009247

>girls
>real
>>
>>71009247
That doesn't make it any less disgusting. Also blatant >GUYS LOOK IM A GRILL XD shitposting.
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>>71009247
>>
>>71009247
>she
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Queen of /cum/ no contest
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>>71009247

lol

i have posted my penis before.

im not a girl.
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>>71009342
Having a penis doesn't mean you can't be a girl
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>>71009335
emily is the queen of /cum/ and you all know it
>>
I'm actually a girl
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>>71008992
>>71009039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EnjxRPNyT3
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>>71009334
This 2bh
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>>71009334

wtf? I HATE canada now!
>>
seven lives for my country
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BLACKED
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>>71009364
#nothots
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it's..... HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOON
>>
I'm actually a male (male)
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i found this in an old classroom at the end of an aisle.
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>>71009370

you sound like a serial killer
>>
>>71009370
>brown eyes
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>>71009392
>being a statist cuck
*dibs*
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>>71009369
>>71009405
OUT!!
>>
>>71009395
delet
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>>71009191
No you're a complete idiot, who the fuck is so ignorant of history to believe the Federalists from the early 19th century were the equivalent of modern republicans and that the the federalist papers is somehow biased towards them? The judge overstepped his bounds and performed a function his section of government was never meant to perform. The only reason Hamilton was able to persuade anti federalists to allow a judicial branch was by reassuring them they'd hold the least power and not over step the the democratically elected offices like the presidency and now modern judges have more power than the entire executive branch and congress. They even conform to partisan views labeling the ban a muslm ban when over 4/5 of muslims arent covered under it , the ban is focused on current and former state sponsor's of terrorism in the mid east.
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>>71009370

why are you making ugly sounds.

the first time you sounded kinda nice, not anymore.
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>>71009409
Deep
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>>71009419
nou

>>71009430
nou

>>71009463
I didn't know what to say :c
>>
>>71009334
delet or Trudeau will be shot on his visit to drumpf.
>>
I do NOT have a tiny penis
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>>71009409
ah yes, mexico
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paha sapa is the gf
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>>71009490
>Trudeau will be shot on his visit to drumpf.

Trump is supposed to come here for his first foreign trip.
>tfw you know he won't
>>
I can't wait until I'm dead, buds.
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>>71009530
Please don't kill yourself Fairfax :(
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>>71009514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1STZsY7qMst
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>>71009502
Prove it.

And take multiple pictures from various angles too.
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>>71009530
Based on current life expectancy and your probable age you have approximately 55 years to go.
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>>71008184
>>
can't wait for positive checks to happen on human population
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paha sapa worships corn and doesnt bathe
>>
New

>>71009576
>>71009576
>>71009576
>>
>>71009542
I once did it but woke up in a hospital which was weird because the doors was locked and there was loud music playing lmao.
>>71009572
My family doesn't live long. I have like 35 years left.
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>>71009502
I believe you
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>>71009560
I'll post them tomorrow
>>
>>71009530
same here, pal. just had a good cry in the back of a library
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>>71007507
It's telling you to move on.
>>
>>71008974
we're probably from the same clan originally considering my surname is also McD (not mcdonald reeeeeeeee)
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