ENGLAND LETTUCE WAR

>>71003215
WE had this is in Finland too. Didn't really give flying fuck because i buy expensive finnish salad anyway.

i don't fucking undestand this, we grew them, we eat them, end of story.

>england cant even grow lettuce

LMAO

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> Lucy Stewart, 28, from Beckenham, South East London, seethed: “It’s sickening. The Spaniards should make sure more gets to us."

How will the Eternal Anglo ever recover?

I fucking noticed this yesterday, not a bag of salad left at my local Tesco, there's usually dozens of bags

>make them want our lettuce
>put poison on them
>give them lettuce
>exterminate anglos
>???
>world peace

>>71003356
>people fear monger corbyn
>may is the one that actually starts rationing instead
Oh my.

you wanted BREXIT?

take that brits!!!

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What's with Spain and getting into war over food ?

I don't understand. Why are Spanish supermarkets doing this?

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GIVE LETTUCE RIGHT THE FOOK NOW SPAIN, DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE QUEEN

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the spanish will regret this

They put their country first. That's just basic logic in my book.

>>71003618
pls post this original video i lost it

>>71003258
Why in god's cock would you do that?

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>>71003575
They're preparing themselves for the lettuce war.

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>mfw just bought 4kg of lettuce

this is for gibraltar

>>71003720
Why what

>>71003683
>Not supporting finnish products and companies
Tapa itsesi rotta.

>>71003575
i don't fucking understand it either

we have bad weather, there are less lettuce

we have to fill our own market first

foreigners get less lettuce

britain goes full mad because they think we're their colony or something and we must feed them first than ourselves

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>>71003670
don't have it m80 sorry

>>71003730
you buy our lettuce, we buy your souls

It's so fucking bizzare.
I love it!

GAS THE SPICS LETTUCE WAR NOW

>>71003778
But the report is that the Spanish have much more than they need or even want.

>>71003215
Who the fuck is eating tasteless lettuce in the year 2017? There are far superior stuff out there.

>>71003215
Little
British
Lettuce

Big
Spanish
Produce

>>71003842
True, Iceberg is pretty shit, but i think all lettuces are effected

>>71003837
english hysteria, why would we want to lose money

>>71003842
>y-y-yeah I didn't even want t-that lettuce
>t-t-thanks mummy may
"Great" Britain everybody

i usually eat spinach instead, but then I haven't been food shopping for over a week any way.

>>71003873
actually a good post!
Bravo senior Leaf

>>71003531
Because they don't produce anything that doesn't grow out of the ground.

>>71003837
>But the report is that the Spanish have much more than they need or even want.
Why would private companies lose money on purpose?

>>71003900
A lot of EU countries are agreeing to lose money to protest Brexit

brexit more, just u wait until you leave customs union, your precious lettuce wont be duty free anymore

>>71003778
this is pretty much what is happening I think. During these months pretty much the only place in europe where some vegetables can be grown is in southern europe, but the iberian peninsula has been hit by unusually cold weather these months even for winter and this ruined many crops. Prices for some vegetables have gone trough the roof and I guess they are trying to supply first the local market.

And I agree, we should do the same with the electricity instead of be paying much more so we can sell it to France.

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>>71003930
>the leaf defends the lettuce

hmm, i wonder why. no..it couldn't be, could it?

>>71003989
M8 the Spanish goverment doesn't control the production of lettuces and their exports.This is the job of private companies like Mercadona.There are fewer lettuces this year because there was snow

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>>71003781

>you buy our lettuce, we buy your souls

nope, we buy OUR lettuce.

>>71003451
fucking genius idea

Espagne meilleur allié

How long until there's ads on billboards that read: ''We have a database of all cabbages. Offenders with more than 3 will pay.''

>>71004044
We export energy to France currently.It is a meme that we rely on them energetically.

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>>71004128
a small portion of lettuce is all we needed. now we shall pry ALL your lettuce from your cold, dead, spaniard hands.

its funny how /pol/ shills always make us those right wing movements are good and saving the west but reality is showing us the contrary; uk is having rations meanwhile germany the supposedly "cucked""""" country is thriving economically

>>71004149
that's what I said

>>71003837

mediterranean diet m7

we eat a lot of veggies, also, it's our production, we do whatever we want with it, if they care so much let them grow their own lettuce in gibraltar.

>>71003930
What are you, a woman? Girly little cunt eats lettuce lmao.

>>71004172

NO LETTUCE FOR YOU NIGEL!!!

you chose BREXIT, you get nothing now!!!!!

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First toblerones, now this. How will brits ever recover?

>>71004282
In a year British "people" will be eating clay biscuits.

Is lettuce the single most useless vegetable?

>>71003215
>>71003244
>iceberg lettuce

I thought only yanks ate this shit ?

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>>71004317
you have made your bed, spaniard.

now you will lie in it
you could've prevented this, you could've given us the succulent lettuce

>>71003765
I already support the farmers enough in the form of subsidies. Besides, growing vegetables this far north all year long is not only ridiculously inefficient but also way worse for the environment than importing them from warmer climates.

>>71004358
Yes. Sprouts are the true patrician's choice. Most vegetables are superior to lettuce though.

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>>71004358
americans are the most useless vegetable.

>only the iceberg variety was in short supply
>storms in Spain devastate crops

Are you okay, Spain?

>>71004149
that's a retarded situation

>France gets a contract to sell electricity to Spain
>shitloads of nuclear reactors are stopped for maintenance
>suddenly, demand is peaking in France because winter
>not enough electricity is produced
>yet by contract electricity must go to Spain
>sends it to Spain
>Spain sells us back our own electricity
>????
>fug

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>>71004172
>>71004400
You can't win

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>>71004513
THE LETTUCE SPAIN, HAND OVER THE LETTUCE

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>The shortage has led to a vegetable black market emerging with icebergs going for up to $80 a crate.
>The shortage has led to a vegetable black market emerging with icebergs going for up to $80 a crate.
>vegetable black market emerging with icebergs going for up to $80 a crate.
>VEGETABLE
>BLACK
>MARKET

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>>71004400

when you finally get here I'll have eaten all the lettuce, ALL THE LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>71004675
SPAIN

THE LETTUCE

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Friendship with Spain ENDED

Now Israel is my BEST friend

>>71003288
>panic buying lettuce

Would love to see what British people would do in the event of a natural disaster

>>71004641

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxgrYqi9poI

SPEN
GIB LUTTUCE

GREBRITTIN HUNGEY

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>>71004753
>Would love to see what British people would do in the event of a natural disaster

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>work in the Supermarket called Sainsburys
>We have no lettuce at the moment
>customers are getting really fucking irate and blaming me
>today a really fat woman came and told me she NEEDS lettuce for the chicken burgers she is making tonight
>tells me that if she doesn't have lettuce her sons arteries will get clogged because the water in the lettuce acts as bleach
>try to explain alternatives
>tell her Kale is in season, grown locally, and more nutritious
>she fucking screams at me
>tells me that Kale is short for Calories (pronounced Kaleries)
>throws a basket of sweet potato on the floor
>storms off
>tries to punch an old man on the way out 'for voting Brexit'

Its fucking chaos. We had a team meeting last week where our store manager advised us to be very sensitive when dealing with customers wanting lettuce - we are banned from using the word 'ice', even if we work in the frozen section, and I had to take my green socks and work in shoes with no socks because lettuce is green

fuck spai

Why would anyone eat lettuce in the first place? It has no taste and no nutritional value.
If you like lettuce for some obscure reason you might as well start eating grass.

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>>71004839

>tells me that Kale is short for Calories (pronounced Kaleries)
>tries to punch an old man on the way out 'for voting Brexit'

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>>71004731

duun't inderrupt meeh while I'm eading Nigel!!!!

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GIVE US

THE


LETTUCE SPAIN

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>>71004910
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT

Ș̞̩͕͉̺̼̳̱̦̘͒͒̃̈̓̀̚P̢̛̱̦̣̣͔͖̥̞ͪ̉̿ͦ̒̿̒ͩͮ̂͗̀̃́̊͜Ȧ̸̳̼̠̦̤͖͉̪̫̫̣͚͙̓̓ͫ̈́̈́̏̀̚͡ͅI̷̴͇̪̯͉̹͎̙̪͔͎̝͕͖̩͕̱͂ͣ͗͒̾͊͛̂́N̷̶̹̠̜̫̺͍̰̲̫̈ͮ̈̏͢͡͞Ḁ̸̢̫̫͉͚̤̫̖͖̗̯̬͕̲͔̣͖̲ͭ̽̑̂ͪ̔͗ͪ̾́͝͞ͅI̶͓̘̱̞͎̦̫̦̝̫͓̪̥̟̮̰͕͙ͫͦͣ̃̅ͬ͛ͯͤ͒̍ͬ̄͘͡͡R̨̛̹̪̖̥̤̟̻͎̝̙͍̯̦̭͖̝͔̽͛̓͋̊̉̃́͐̅̌̈́̅ͭ͘͟͝D̷̴̺͉̬̱̰̙̞̭͙͖̹̱̩̯͕̺̟͑͑͆̑̓͑ͪͬͯ̊̀̚ͅͅ

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L̨̟̲̥̞̘̮̲̬̫̋̑̊̀ͤ͗̂ͬ̚͘ ͚̜̼̘͓̘̺͖̠̋͛̄̋̍ͦ̈ͦ̓̆ͮͩ̑̆̆̓ͦ͟E͎̟̠͔̮̻̟̱͖͍͔̙̱̘̹͎̟̜̎ͪ̈́ͪ͊̔̏ͮͨ͗̚͝ͅ ̶̭̜͔͇̯̘͔̪̤̙̹ͤ̇͐̋ͫ͑̾ͧ͒͒͊̑̍̇̊̋̑͡Ṯ̶̴̡͕̘̳̣̟͕̺͎̪̹͎̻̙̍͗͗̉͋ͯ̒̆͒ͬ̈́͛ͮ̃̄͘͞ͅͅ ̶̷̧̯̺͔̣̠̮̞̩͚͎͕͓̼̭͇̝̺̍̽͐ͩ͘͞T͉̺̣̦͈̀̌̌ͤ̇ͣ̀̑̉̄̈́̂̿̕͜ ̶̬̭̺͈͓͙ͬͣ̈̓̐̀͆͋̉̆̇̒͝͞Ǜ͍̪̩͖͐̓̓͛̅ͫ̒̌̆͞͞ ̴̢̛̺͎͕̬̭̪ͬ̇ͭ̎̋̓͊ͫͬͯ̄ͅC̨̫̜̻̩̮͈̟ͭ̂͐͊ͯ͛̂ͣͯ́͜͡ ̵̶̲̞̩̬͈̩̭̗͚̭̰̖̽ͦ͒͑̃ͫ̏̈́ͫ̈̊ͬ̕̕E̪̺̭͇̼̤͓̩̗̝̲͉̭̱̫͙̪͑̃̈̽̈̈́͛͌ͫ̿̔͋̓̚͝
̴̼̳̪̾̄ͣ̉ͫ͐̒͌͗̉ͭ̀͟͞͞Ę̢͔̩̣̫̞͉͉͍ͭ̎̇́͝ͅ
̣̼͚͓̤̮̩̲̹̙͉̝̲̘̝̲̹ͨ̑͑ͦ̕ͅT̛̟̱̪̹̘̼̰̗͍̜̝̊͌͆̐ͨ͌͗̋ͬ͌ͤͭ́͢
̸̪̭̠͉̥̽̃̉ͬͤ́̔̓ͤ̈ͬͧ̏͆̈͊͘͢T͎̣̝͕̹̫ͦͤͦ̌̀̚̕͢
̸̵̸̵̫͖͓̲̮̙̟͉̠̘̘̳̭̼̻̻̟̽ͬͪ͆͐ͭͦ̀̚Ṵ̡̨̭̫͇͙͔̈́͛̍̌͑̏̇̄̏ͬ͋͝
̵̮͔̬̥͖͎̤̟̟͕̟͇̣͋ͮ̎̈́̃̓̓͗͠ͅC̛̝̼̲͔ͧ͗ͩ̈́̽ͧ̊͌ͭ̂͊͗ͩ̆̋͂̂̓̀
̵̢̻̠̯͚̹̪̜͇̅̇̈́ͮ̈ͯͨ̉̿͑ͩ͌̈͌ͦͣ̑̕̕͟E̶̮̠̰̖̣̣̤̻̹̣̬̜̎͛̈́ͦ͌͋ͦͯͤ̂͟͠

Who gives a shit? I havent eaten a single fruit or vegetable except beans or potatoes for 7 years, I'm doing just fine.

Man up cUcKs

>>71005055
51st state when?

>>71005026
n'glan, sthap
STHAP

>>71004922
>>71004973
>>71005026
Tip top kek

>>71005114
Fuck off.

The leaf will never bend.

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5̵̢̧̯̥͚̳̰̠̱̣̟ͦ̋͋̆͒ͤ̇ͬ̋̀ͅͅ5̡̛̹͚͚͙̜̲̦̲͚̔̊́ͮ͑̒̌́̊̿ͩ̏̄ͤ̾ͤ̅̍̕ͅ ̴̵̛̦̩͙̮͔͉͎̫ͬ̾̍ͨ̇ͬ̍ͬ̽͐̉̓̀D̷̨̨̨̫̫̭̳̦̤̮̬͙̳̱̼̜͙͚͈̜ͩͪ̽̃̑ͭ̏̌̂̋ͨ͗̊ ̨̞̖̝͇̼̟̖̥͚̍͌̅̍ͧ̒ͦ̿ͅÃ͓̞͕̼͓̪̲̦͇͍̞͔̪̎̓ͪ͜͡ ̨̧̜͇̭͎͔͎͖͉̓̍̈́͒ͭͮ͆͂͂ͨ̽̓̓̂ͣ͋̉̅Y̶̜̭̜̥̙̱͉̯̮͈͉͓̲̙̰̥̐͆͆͊ͫ͗ͣ̅ͭͯ͝ͅͅ ̩͍͓͖̮̘̤͉̣̈̈ͦͧͪ̅͗ͭ͊͑̅̇ͯ̽ͧ̕ͅS̶͍̗̬̖̯̽ͦ͑̍ͬ̒̐ͤͫ̕͜

Make them suffer spain

>eating with mom
>I tell her I don't want to eat the lettuce
>"there are brits who don't have any lettuce to eat"
>feel bad for them and eat the lettuce

>>71003670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g

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>>71004839
>>tell her Kale is in season, grown locally, and more nutritious
>>she fucking screams at me
>>tells me that Kale is short for Calories (pronounced Kaleries)
>>throws a basket of sweet potato on the floor
>>storms off
>>tries to punch an old man on the way out 'for voting Brexit'

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this isn't even my final form

>>71004323

Is this the end of British food culture?!?!

>eating iceburg
You know it has shit nutritional value, right? Romaine is for people who actually want nutrition.

well people, see you tomorrow, will finish my lettuce and go to sleep.

this is so fucking weird

Why are people so desperate for lettuce specifically? Weather was shit in Spain/Italy, so it's expensive/limited. Just buy something else instead? There's literally every vegetable but lettuce and courgettes or something.

>>71005453
>t. tony the tory damage controller

>>71005453
Immigrant detected
If you don't understand the importance of lettuce to the British way of life, then you clearly don't belong here.

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>>71005530
How is it the tories fault that it was cold the other side of the continent?

>>71005536
Kale or cabbage are the true white british leaves.

what is going to be next? tea?
Spain should sail their armada again and stop britshits from getting their tea
Then they really would lose their shit

>>71005530
>>71005536
Cabbage >>> lettuce

>>71005536
>>71005530
Can someone give me the rundown on brits and iceburg lettuce specifically?

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>>71003730

>>71005290
gert bretan

r u ok

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>>71005600
There is none, what you're seeing in this thread is called banter and hijinks.

>>71003215
WAR. WAR NEVER CHANGES
ahaha

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>>71005639

>>71005626
Needs lettuce

>>71005782
Holy fuck he's reaching his final form

>>71005649
>Yank posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q27YiPRiewg

>>71005782
what have we done

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>>71005789

>>71005782

someone quickly throw him a lettuce!!!!

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>>71005828
>>71005857
>>71005907

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>>71006050
>>71006095
IT FITS

>>71003595
>>71003215
>>71003356
>>71003768
What is this autistic relationship between bongs and cabage?

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>>71006050

>>71005897
sav'd

> Eating iceberg lettuce
It's like you hate nutrients

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>iceberg
>not romaine

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>>71003215
Ah yes, British tabloids at it again.

>>71004641

I think there was a black market for butter in Norway not that long ago

Their border patrols arrested butter smugglers from Sweden

>>71006565
that's normal considering the kind of autism they have about butter protectionism.

>vote brexit
>get venezuela-tier shortages in less than a year

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>Didn't finish my salad
>Threw it in the trash
>Didn't think of how the kids in Britain could have eaten it

>>71003215
I studied that at school, but it was the French blockading british products to go to continental Europe.

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>>71007055
I threw some salad in the bin today too
>MFW an another British child gets scurvy

>>71004178
I genuinely believe you are special needs

>>71007280

>Every time you buy a recycled shirt they'll plant a lettuce in a British garden

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>>71007055
>be sues chef at local mom n pop restaurant
>mfw we just got a shipment in of 8 bushels (192 heads) of romaine lettuce and have another 8 on the way

>>71007055
>tfw I didn't want to eat moms salad today

>>71007607
kill yourself

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>>71003963
Not true at all.

http://atlas.cid.harvard.edu/explore/tree_map/export/esp/all/show/2014/

>>71007866
what was it?

>>71007922
A pic of a rotten lettuce.

>>71007922
it's just some horrid foreign film with gratuitus nudity. Brown women touching brown boys and the like, immoral stuff.

>>71007922
cp

>>71007922

Just be glad that you didn't click it

>>71007998
so.../ss/?

>>71008027
Not at all, it was old hags and fat cows. Nothing interesting.

>>71008082
fair enough. which country posted it?

>>71008018
Well it was on youtube
>>71008027
Yes.

>>71008082
The woman was pretty hot though

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>>71008098

>>71008098
>>71008082
>>71008027
>>71008018

Find the timestamp yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUyQ1JuxadU

>>71008150
fucking would be, wouldn't it.

why don't we just rangeban canada?

>>71008177
>rangeban canada?
For posting a youtube link previously posted by a Tunisian?