/brit/

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cara

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cara

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bit early

>>70996404
>>70996405
This 2bh

feeling 'peckish' as they say

need a bf

>>70996404
>>70996405
>>70996419
all of these 2bh

natilie dormer is good 2


bh

>>70996404
>>70996419

good posts

>>70996409
Early bird gets the grubworm

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>>70996404
>>70996405
wew a bit of competition for caralad

>>70996450
>natilie
natalie

>http://is.4chan.org/r9k/1486599793383.webm

why are virgins always posting this webm? Why are they so fascinated by it? Looks like boring vanilla sex to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pzsq4cMIz8

nigel fiddly farage aka our lad up a storm

live in 7 minutes

http://www.strawpoll.me/12302800

>>70996344
Shit cat

Then again all cats are fucking awful.

>>70996344
*beat with sharp 808 clap and sick riddim cums in your ears*

Brrrrrrt.... Yo.... Hold up....

Ay, Imma so damn greasy
(NIGGA)
Cum up in this bitch now I let her down easy,
(BITCH)
Tell her how I love her that she all I wanna know,
(NIGGA)
then I kick her out the Benz on the road at fougty fo
(SCRRRRRT)
Such a dirty nigga but this life is all I know,
(SO DIRTY)
nigga nigga nigga I just fell down on the flo
(DAMN!)

>>70996490
big willy and petite girl a daring synthesis

>>70996472
too busy beating him on forza

>>70996518
same I hate pussies :((

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emily

trappin off a flip phone (trap trap)
twerk my wrist i think that shit broke (jugg jugg)

wish I was one of those middle class twats who sat in Starbucks in the morning before work

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>>70996518
Take that back you son of a whore

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ah yes, upper-middle class people

>>70996606
*cups my mug with two hands*

>>70996612
don't listen to him

your cat is very nice

>>70995968
nickle back?
what does it mean, in english and in speed seduction?

>>70996606
could sit in starbucks all day doing my job but the 'ffice is comfier desu

>>70996612
wouldn't mind scooping its eyes out with a teaspoon and shaving 'CUNT' into its back haha

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>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw will never have to worry about women
>tfw will never have to worry about STDs
>tfw will never have any drama
>tfw will never have to spend money on women
>tfw get all my free time to myself
>tfw will never have to worry about a wife or divorce

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>>70996612
cute :3

>>70996606
*taps into macbook while sipping coffee, giving the illusion i am an important worker in a large company, when in fact i'm just posting on brit and the coffee was paid for with bennies*

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>>70996678
le fox and le grapes

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name my band

How fucked are brit cars fucked by the salt on the roads?

Thinking of buying a uk car soon

>>70996666
lol you dont have a job mate and everyone knows it

>>70996678
so THIS is a so-called wizard

>>70996678

iktf but the loneliness gets to me sometimes

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>>70996518

DELET YOU CUNT

>>70996612
cats are so much cuter and nicer than dogs, dunno why so many people like those unclean beasts

nobody ever responds to my raps. Am I fucking invisible or something?

>>70996678
so what's your purpose in life, besides /brit/ ?

My gf is my only friend

:(

>>70996717
i do though lmao

>>70996712
androgonymous

>>70996717
xDDDDDDDDD based anti-caralad
woooo you go girl <3 <3 <3

found benzos at my parents place

just done the second 'ank of the day

1.5mg xanax down the hatch.

>tfw the only female I appreciate on an emotional level isn't very pretty

Why don't pretty girls have personalities?

>>70996709
not really

>>70996721
i still have 10 years until wizardhood

>>70996734
yeah

>>70996748
don't really have one, does anyone? just avoid suffering and struggle i guess. a simple quiet life is all i want

>>70996712

Cultural Marxism

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>>70996434
Daniel is literally me
Dunno how he pulled Sinead though

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

I take a look at my life, and realise there's nothing left

>>70996792
need a link for some xan desu. can barely get myself to tesco with vibrating and having heart palpitations.

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>>70996651
>>70996693
Thank you :3

>>70996675
Sociopathic post desu

>>70996738
Why not both lad?

My dog

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>>70996821
>tfw i have his hairstyle
>tfw also a 21 year old virgin

>>70996821
more of a kirk, me

really struggle to suppress the urge to run over and pet random kitties i see in the street

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lads

post _____

>>70996440
who? the govt? those bastards!

>>70996804
>does anyone?
get a model for wife, get a divorce, choke on my vomit... What else?

Everything must drive its course.

janny will be FURIOUS at this thread

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Reminder to never have sex if you're abnormie. Don't even TRY to have sex. Best to just stay at home, inside, comfy and cosy on the 'chon for your safety.

>A history graduate who denies raping a fellow student has described what happened as "a failed one-night stand".

>Bartholomeo Joly de Lotbiniere, 21, is accused of raping a woman at York University in June 2014 after a drunken night out.

>He told a jury at York Crown Court both parties felt "disappointment and regret" afterwards, but what had happened was consensual.

>The defendant, of Kensal Rise, London, denies rape and assault.

>More on this and other local stories from across North Yorkshire

>The former University Challenge contestant told the court the pair had kissed then started to have sex, but he was unable to maintain an erection.

>He said the woman told him "you are not very good at this", and suggested they stop and go to sleep.

>Describing the encounter as a "failed one-night stand", Mr Joly de Lotbiniere told jurors he felt embarrassed, got dressed and left.

>It was the second time he had sex, he told police, having lost his virginity two or three months before.

>The defendant said he never considered what happened was without her consent.

>Judy Khan QC, defending, asked: "Was there any suggestion she didn't want what was happening to take place?"

>He replied: "No."

>The court previously heard the woman sent him a text which said: "I thought I'd let you know I wasn't overly comfortable with what happened."

>He had replied: "Neither am I".

>Mr Joly de Lotbiniere told police his apologies related to him being unable to have sex with his accuser.

>The case continues.

really struggle to suppress the urge to run over random kitties i see in the street

0.4 grams of lemon haze in the 'chine

>>70996881
Don't fight it.

>>70996818
nice, MTV gonna love it

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currently talking to myself as if i'm being interviewed by someone else
feels good desu

>>70996763
you don't though lmao

>>70996841
I like stroking a nice doggo

wouldn't have one as a pet though

>>70996911
>loses virginity at 21
>second time he has sex its literally so bad she calls the police and says he raped her

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Ordered an item on ebay 6 days ago and it still hasn't even been sent

wish I could do my daily shop at M&S or waitrose

>>70996938
vocaroo

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lads
I won this kitkat thing where you get to make your own packet
what picture and text should I use?

>>70996947
I like stroking a nice willy

wouldn't want one as a pet though

>>70996947
this desu
dogs are great but I never want to live with one

>>70996911
jesus christ

yeah i'm staying a virgin

too fucking risky

if my parents ever ask i'll be honest

>>70996933
they always run a way anyway

then i just look mentally handicapped chasing random cat down the street

shop at carrefour

Just mugged off some lad on eBay. Got his paypal money through 6 days ago, withdrew it from my account and not even sent his item lmao.

why do the janicucks delete on-topic threads?

>>70996989
why waste it on some shitty bane gimmick

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>>70996954
send the seller a passive aggressive message asking why it's taking so long to send shit

think I'm getting too arrogant to be bearable

always a tad moody as well, might be benjamin buttoning back to being a teenager

wonder if my virginity will grow back

>>70997025
what was the item?

>>70997025
Giz my item

starting a vocaroo career lads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z0hnAxWKlC

>Liking caralad

One of the most obnoxious posters on this site. He tries to act normie and cool, but we know he spends 12+ hours a day on fucking 4chan posting his waifu hahahahhaha

sad cunt

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My other cats :3

https://youtu.be/1LzggK5DRBA

>>70996954
>ebay
Is this 2006? jesus

We're all in here

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70996344
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70996344
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70996344
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70996344
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=70996344

>>70996911
Christ sake

>>70996911

>you are not very good at this

what a nightmarish thing to say

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>>70996989
Here we all are now... all the lads

>>70997047
I'm not going to put Bane unless someone else tells me to put something

Raise a riot, girrrrl

reminder Britain used to be one of the most beautiful countries in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pzsq4cMIz8

NIGE IS LIVE

I REPEAT

NIGE IS LIVE

>>70997073
jealous?

>>70997073
If you just filter the word c a r a, and use CSS to hide stubs you'll never see him again. Not seen one of his posts in well over 8 months myself.

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/netflix-dear-white-people-show-series-2017-twitter-reaction-a7571606.html
>Netflix dropped the first trailer for its new comedy series Dear White People today, and already broflakes (what I’ve decided to call MAGA hat-wearing dudes who complain about “snowflakes” but are themselves overly sensitive) are cancelling their accounts.
ah yes
21st century journalism

would be nice to have a thread without racism for once

we just had a blizzard and now I have to go dig my car out

sad!

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>>70997109
some of it still is

>>70996989
BritKat

>Liking autismo yank

One of the most obnoxious posters on this site. He tries to act normie and fit in with the lads, but we know he spends 12+ hours a day on fucking 4chan obsessed with some dutch mong hahahahhaha

sad cunt

>>70997017
bought a tin of snails from carrefour once

>>70997012
You have to entice them. Crouch down and blink at them slowly. Rub your fingers together near the ground and let them sniff them, then you can stroke them.

>>70997076
cute!

doesn't it get expensive having all those pets though

>>70997152
>dutch mong

who?

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>>70997152
im a normie though...

I spend less than 2 hours a day here

>>70997098
got warned for submitting a false report.

i legit thought it was illegal but i'm no lawyer

so I'm not reporting this

>>70997106
i talked to a girl about music and she told me she was in a group and i was like oh yeah? and then she asked me to check their bandcamp
it was a riot grrl "queerwave" group
the music itself was OK but the whole image was unsettling

>>70997191
FONT

>>70997146
WEST MIDS ON THE FUCKING MAP

might go for a stroll in cannock chase this evening

>>70997076
imagine the funny noises they'd make if you snipped their ears off with scissors lol

>>70997191
are you the monster truck yank?

>>70997101
miss the so called lud

niggers smell and look like dog shit

>>70996911
>>Judy Khan QC, defending
what??
who claimed rape?

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>>70996989

>>70997155
>Rub your fingers together near the ground
this is a myth lol

>>70997139
Would be nice to have a country that isn't full of pakistani rape gangs kidnapping, torturing and gang raping thousands of little girls. We can't always get what we want.

People crying about the government not accepting child refugees as if were the only country between the Mediterranean and Africa

>>70997208
>she was in a group
in a what?

>>70997138
The Independent and the Grauniad shouldn't
be considered reliable sources these days
They often have opinion pieces disguised as news articles, they only report what they think their readers want to hear, and will also try to pass off "haha xD look at this picture of Donnie D*mp from 50 years ago" as a news article

>>70997191
bullshit
you're always here talking shit fuck off

>>70997227
think he's 'mitted or at least 'templated the ol' 'cide after his public shaming

>>70997248
rorke

>>70997258
oh sorry a band

>>70997229
hmm, a brave entrance. lets see how this sits with the JFs

>>70997261
think you have me confused. about as normie as they come on 4chan

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does america really only have 1 charity shop?

>>70997012
Make the hissing snake sound and physically get down to their level. Works for me nearly all the time.

When they see a big figure moving directly towards them with no change in pace, they don't stop to think if you're coming to stroke them. They make a snap decision and run off.

>>70997229
all uzbekis should be killed

>>70997232
oh, her attorney

>>70997283
nevermind, just give her the D ?

>>70997250
given Britain's role in the wars in the MENA region, we have a duty to accept refugees

suck it up, rorke

your second home will be seized

now that the dust has settled, what's the deal with airplane food?

i'm normal

>>70997305
enjoy your feline aids, slut

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Unless someone posts something better by quarter past, this is what it's going to be

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>>70997229
my wife!

haircut tomorrow. 3 on the sides and back and a few inches longer on top

>>70997275
:(

>>70997314
cant get it up

>>70997250
mate, it's beent he same whinging bunch of guardianistas all the way back from the 24th of june. every time something like this pops up they chime in with a mass whinge sesh and a protest and still nobody worth anything gives a fuck.

they still haven't managed to shut the fuck up despite everyone important completely ignoring them

>>70997146

go mountain biking here often. Some cunt put a steel wire across a track a few months ago. Still lovely though.

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mind was just blown to pieces

i've been living a lie

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>>70997163
The one in the OP (buddy) lives with my stepdad, the other three (smokey, Sylvester, Luna,) live with me.

They might not be cheap, but they keep me alive.

just got fired because some yank said i didnt have a job

>>70997339
>>70997339
hello roboto

>getting anything longer than a 3 at the barber

creasing at you

Do you think muslims on Brit read the thread bottom to top?

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>tfw manlet
>tfw brainlet
>tfw chinlet
>tfw wagelet
>tfw talentlet
>tfw confidencelet

>>70997299
they have salvation army too i think

>>70997395
there was an episode where Homer dresses up as Krusty and eats a bike

>>70997407
2.5 on top and a 1 on the sides here
>tfw skinhead but not a rorke
>>70997432
you're also a fucking TWAT

>>70997299
conglomerates innit

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>>70997299
here we only have Emmaüs
The Abbot Pierre was the most popular person in France

>>70997399
you a lonely virgin m8?

>>70997399
that would probably be the same face it would make if you stuck a drawing pin in its anus

>>70997395
would have puked at this

post good punk rock lads.

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>>70997445
>you're also a fucking TWAT

whenever i feel sad, i look at /r9k/ to feel better
it's a fucking freak show over there

>>70997432
move to Africa
be whitest

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>tfw get my hair cut cheaply and well by a qt milf

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/news/royal-air-force-jets-scramble-to-intercept-russian-bombers-circling-uk-and-ireland-35437672.html


Thanks :3

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>FOY

>>70997517
sounds like the good life

>>70997466
Very

>>70997499
*looks you up and down*
it's a fucking freak show in here n'all

>>70997450
does cara do their advertising?

off to drop a cack lads

wish me luck x

>>70997410
>reading /brit/
wait, people do this? I'm a muslim and not even I do it

>>70997551
yes

MANALAAN MANALAAN MANALAAN

>$15 for a haircut

might as well cut it myself

>>70997275
>his public shaming
?
I clearly missed something on here, it's like a soap opera: drop out for too long and miss something important to the plot.

going to start reading

my IQ has dropped to low

if i was FEmale virgin at this age my value would sky rocket

It's just not fair

>>70997499
>looking down on suffering people just to feel better

i hate that cunts like you exist

>>70997483

hmm

wonder what they usually talk about in britfeel

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>>70997483

would give my left nut to work a computer science job in america

want to book some time off work but im too anxious to speak to my manager

>>70997582
what are you going to read?

>>70997488]
don't really listen to much punk desu
i think these are pretty good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4mkLZOhnIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=880T_I9XMzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkww8QpOYQ4

>They didn't come into Irish airspace, And sure if they did they would not do us any harm because the Russians love the Irish, In fact The whole world loves the Irish sure we are great Craic.....

potato famine

>>70997588
iktf

why couldn't i have been a qt

>>70997582
what u going 2 read x

last book I read (that wasn't a textbook) was crime and punishment. was pretty good, reckon a lot of /brit/ lads could relate to the main character.

can't go in to work tomorrow. suffering anxiety

>>70997588
Go to the self styled People's Republic of China and you can bag yourself a 30 year old virgin qt Chinese female who has lots of money for a very low price

Because they have lots of money, normal Chinese men are scared of them, and the women just want love

>>70997582
start with deleuze
rest is shite

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so the writer of this new Netflix show "Dear White People" tweeted this (now deleted) tweet: http://archive.is/Bv2zQ
but according to lefties, the show is just satire :^)

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>>70997323
>we have a duty to accept refugees
Speak for yourself. Maybe the people who want the "refugees" here should personally look after them instead of dumping them all into communities that never asked for the war, fought it anyway, and now have to live next to a ghetto full of hardened killers and rapists, and get shamed as "racist" when they complain that their kids are being brutally raped.

>>70997659
goldstein has won

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>>70997643
grow a pair

on pills now for it

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going to watch anime and wank

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lost my fucking season ticket today lads

the cunt cost me £210 fucking pounds and was meant to last me for 2 more months

fuckinGNG HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fake pla-aa

stic memes

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1st time I accidentally came on her face
Second time she finished me with her hand, I was like wait, wait, no, I... uhm... wait... ahhhhhh and came on my stomach.
1st time I didn't cum alone, but the shame was twice as intense.
massive orgasm

sex with chickettes is great, just try it.

>>70996496
>begging for patreonbux
>shit's full of adverts
I like Nige but that's taking the piss.

>>70997643
>working on fridays

>>70997649
t. Ho Chin Ming

Animal lovers need to be gassed desu

>>70997579
it's cheap, here only arabs do it for less than 15€

>>70997640
t. raskolnikov

>>70997596
>/r9k/
>suffering people
fucking lmao
they're pathetic.
90% of them aren't really depressed due to chemical imbalances and mental illness, they just have shitty lives because they're fucking autistic.
look at the state at some of the discussions on that board, they do nothing but complain about how much they hate their parents and they don't even try to help each other, they just circlejerk about how bad their lives are and reinforce each others victim complexes.

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>>70997708
w-what?

>>70997704
runt

>>70997582
have a cheeky list

and that's it?

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>tfw small penis
>tfw manlet
>tfw ugly
>tfw fat
>tfw stupid
>tfw lazy

>>70997752
I am actually half russian (english mum tho) haha

ah yes russian student at imperial

>Joe.Rogan.x.Stefan.Molyneux.2017.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO

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>>70997790
>tfw none of those except manlet (5'9)

>>70997786
cant take seriously a list that has tolkien books in it

>>70997773
people with autism deserve sympathy you utter cunt

depression also happens for plenty of reasons. and when you're depressed and have a shitty life, it's natural to want to vent

not everyone is driven to be some perfect superhuman

god why are humans so fucking shitty

>quotes nobody
>weak, been done millions of times before
0/10

a thread ago you didn't wanna know
but now i'm seeing (You)s
these jannys they be calling off my phone
all the /brit/ lads they applaud me on the road

herping a derp

faheaters four tee

*bing bong bing*

the train now standing at - plaform 2 - is the 08:04 Norther service to Bishop Auckland

calling at: redcar east.. redcar central... south bank... middlesbrough... thornaby... darlington... shildon... newton aycliffe and.... bishop auckland

>>70997836
pleb

>>70997773
>90% of them aren't really depressed due to chemical imbalances and mental illness
>they're fucking autistic

what do you think autism is?

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>>70997805
how are you always here

>>70997786
I fucked the story up
both times were the first two times I came in presence of another human being.
It's really embarrassing
She made me do a big mess, I begged her to stop, I was ashamed
She forced me to lose control

>>70997876
you're the pleb for reading tolkien though
whats next? games of thrones? fucking hell get a grip

>>70997836
I find him a bit boring but it's still a good list

'eed

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.

Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

>>70997793
Use Yandex search and browser, pray for Putin

no you dumb melts I'm not reading your autism literature books

just some basic stuff off amazon

hairy fannies are fuckingg disgusting

listening to nigey wigey
someone phone him up and spout /brit/ gimmicks

>>70997905
what's the picture though?

>>70997924
fuck off cunt, game of thrones is shit true but lord of the rings is essential fantasy literature

ah yes r9k
>>>/r9k/34752919

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>>70997949

>>70997786
>American novels
>good
pick one

>>70997972
larry clark, photographer and filmmaker (kids, bully, ken park)
http://larryclark.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/LARRY-CLARK-ZOO-9.jpg

*strolls confidently into /brit/*
haha alright lads!! haha
*takes a seat in the corner*
*plays on phone all night*

>>70997949
The Game by Neil Strauss

Literally changed my life (for the better)
It's a must read for every man

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>>70997998
>haha wow look at this young adult trying to find his way in the world, how laughable

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>>70997980
>fantasy literature

Runts

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got arrested again for attempting to trap my bollocks in the rotating-door mechanism they have at my local morrisons. somebody called the police while i was desperately trying to slot my ballbag between the glass panes and the door

>>70997980
and fantasy """"""""""literature""""""""""" is all fucking shite, off yourself autist

gf wants to colour her hair grey

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>>70997483

>>70998021
>PUA
shan't be reading that

There are A LOT of good posts in this thread

>>70997998
I was 18 when I moved out, I think mother did most of this boring stuff. 35m2 in Cherbourg, nice flat but too much prep school work.

>>70998066
runt

NEW

>>70998097
>>70998097
>>70998097
>>70998097
>>70998097

just read the odyssey, the illiad, ovid's metamorphoses and the eneid. rest is unnecessary

>>70997838
i didn't mean autistic in the literal sense, i meant autistic as in fedora wearing, beta-orbiting, obese, neckbeards.
i don't have a problem with them venting, but they don't take any responsibility for how their lives turned out.
"waaaah the 10/10 girl i like won't have sex with me :((((((("
"waah my mummy said to get a job, but i don't want to get a job, i just want to lie around in my filth and post on 4chan all day, she's so abusive! :(("
"waaaaaah why am i depressed? surely it's got absolutely nothing to do with the choices i've made! take respoinsibilty for my actions? absolutely not! get out normie"

i don't have a problem with some /r9k/ posters, some of them are genuinely depressed and looking for a place to vent, but the majority of posts seem to be just people feeling sorry for themselves.

this thread is a perfect example of why they're pathetic, imagine being a grown man and blaming your fucking parents for the way you turned out.
>>>/r9k/34728459

>>70997898
a neurological disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alryavu9D5k
literally lose it every time

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>>70998069
let her do it mate it's hot

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>>70998122
>grown man who reads and enjoys stories about goblins and elves and fairies
>calls others runts

>>70998130

state of that room, can she not afford a cleaner?

>>70997838
t. self-indulgent, whiney little wasteman

>be londoner
>become homeless because some nice cafes moved into the area and now you can't afford rent anymore

>>70998130
she's stunning

lucky lad her bf

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why are people still playing skyrim after 5.5 years?

i completed it once but seriously what's the deal?

>>>/r9k/34753284


why do americans only have 2 charity shops

>>70998218
It's JLaw.

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>>70998130
>linking to posts and not image URLs
come on. man DOES NOT click links ITT (but I will hover over URLs to auto-embed)

http://is.4chan.org/int/1486668628862.jpg

>>70998151
not on my watch
unless she's cosplaying as Storm

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>>70998208
t. arrogant, self-absorbed twat

>>70998199
then what do you read

nearly 20 years old and i still find RPGs boring

>>70998270
You dumb motherfucker

>>70998263
want to put my willy in her fanny

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brain just exploded

>>70998280
it's blatantly obvious you're an /r9k/ poster
i bet you're fat lmao - but it's not your fault, right?
the state of you.

had an interview for a 28k job today lads, currently on 19k so its BIGLY and i think it went well
wish me luck and that

>>70998309
nice to see the country in good hands

always have this feeling that people pretend to be cruel just for appearances sake

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>>70998309

>>70998283
never got the appeal really

only ones i've ever liked are Mass Effect and Fallout

Runescape was good too but not really a proper game

spent so many years on runescape

did the wizard cast the spell on the dwarf? haha did the elf tame the dragon and ride into the centre of the earth? haha amazing! what a great adventure!

*gobbles tendies, wipes crumbs from neckbeard*

Time to start on Goblin Quest XXVI - The Sanctuary of the Elder Elves!

>>70998350
i don't really post on there any more

and no i'm not fat, never have been. i'd still rather befriend an obese robot than a cunt like you though

fuck off you cunt

well lads i hab da 'tisms

sympathy nao pls

the new northern powerhouse digs

http://is.4chan.org/g/1486614079454.jpg

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problem?

>>70998309

>net worth

fuarrrrkkkk

>>70998356
Where's it based? £28k in London is the same as £12k in any other part of the country desu.

>>70998430
how do you know?

>>70998361
no, i really do think people on /r9k/ are fucking pathetic.
if they're really that fucked up, why not go to the doctor and at least try to help themselves instead of bitching a Cantonese chess website?

>>70998309
bill clinton truly was the first black president

east of england in a large town
cheap here compared to london

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>>70998408
spent at least 11 years on Habbo Hotel if it makes you feel any better

>>70998443
>>70998493

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am yet to see a remotely humorous post i.t.t.
So far it's mostly angry dickheads vomiting hydrochloric acid at each other. Pro'ly time to abandon thread.

Absolutely livid. Ebay seller said he'd sent my item on Monday

>>70998482
>why not go to the doctor and at least try to help themselves instead
how do you know they haven't?

I've done CBT and taken medication for mental illness

still go there sometimes

stop generalising and stop judging people on appearances

>>70998309
>demanding token blacks and token women
Can they suggest better candidates or is the problem purely skin colour and gender? What if Trump's cabinet just went blackface tranny and got on with the job, would they be happy?

Fucking nutters.

>>70998522
>>70998522
spent years on habbo too

>>70998482
social anxiety makes you do pretty bad things, i imagine most of them would have a panic attack the moment they got on a bus let alone sat in a waiting room with normies staring at them for an hour.

>>70998482

didn't ask for your opinion sweety

>>70998493
>east of england

Most irrelevant part of the country, you'll top yourself within 4 weeks xx

>>70998522

I bet you were that cunt who wouldn't let people into his casino and only hung out with the coolies x

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gf just sent me this

>>70998309
>$8.1bn

Such an outsider guize!!1!

>>70998555
delete this disgusting racist post

>>70998578
im already here and the home counties are maximum /comfy/

Toilet Bog Fart

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>>70998641
which one

>>70998461
doctor told me

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>>70998599
Nah I wasn't rich and was never in the casino scene. I mainly played user-created games and was for a long time autistically interested in the mechanics of stacking furni.

Eastenders, News, WILTY, more Eastenders

BBC1
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>>70998711
sort your life out pal