Portuguese qts edition
>>70987954
Uhmm
Made me think about who'd be better in bed, Portuguese or Brazilian girls...
>>70988043
I wonder if Portuguese have bunda culture too
>>70988207
That's a Brazilian thing afaik
Do they speak Brazilian in Portugal?
>>70987954
Is Portugal part of Europe, or an honorary African country?
>>70987954
in europe our girls are the 2nd worst looking only behind the british
>404 breast glands not found
>>70988315
Lies
>>70988315
Is this the common bond that led to your alliance?
Who /disabled/ here?
Dead general
Dead thread
Chynuh is the number one exporter of cotton - southies btfo. Sad!
>>70988676
Tweeting the lord and president Donald J Trump with a request for a cotton tariff right now.
rate this american lady
>>70988544
Me on left
>>70988747
British/10
>>70988673
I always see it reach the posts limit tho
>>70988747
Average face. No concept of body figure
Shit picture/10. You cant rate someone off a headshot
>>70988795
I'd hit it
I'm never drinking again.
I threw up so much last night that my throat still hurts and I was a huge dick to my gf.
Weed is all you need, the high of being drunk is not worth the vomiting and hangover.
>>70987954
Portugal is suebi/germanic
>>70988840
I rarely drink
>>70988795
She looks like she has self esteem problems, problems I can exploit for easy gain.
>>70988840
You'll drink again mate
>>70988849
Proceed
>>70988861
Portugal is Celt-Iberians with some Suebi blood.
obligatory Sara Sampaio
>>70988919
Jesus
Portuguese sounds like a Slav speaking Spanish with a very thick accent.
this woman is american and is married to a korean man but her hubby is literally 4/10 looking middle aged man so i think she is strange by the way she has huge tits:\
>>70989021
I've heard that many times desu
>>70989026
>huge tits
its snowing!!! :DDDDDDD
>>70989026
>huge tits
proofs?
>>70989064
seriously
I don't like cow titis, but that woman does not have large breasts
Good morning buds
>>70989091
>>70989064
>>70989103
i saw the tv show she has the typical natural large tits:^)
Pretty sure I might have borderline personality disorder
PORTUGUESE WOMEN ARE TGE BEST!!!
i noticed /cum/ does not have the usual tripfag everyone makes fun of...
>>70989284
Morning, bud.
>>70988315
You little prick, I thought so too, It was even the reason I wasn´t too fond of going to Lisbon, but it was all memes. The portuguese women I saw were beautiful.
You just want them all for yourself you fucking Alberto Barbossa RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Being a light sleeper is suffering. I often wake up to the sound of my neighbors opening their doors, people sneezing outside, or the air conditioner turning on
Had a dream where I was hunting a snake, then it jumped me from behind. Felt something run down the back of my neck and back of my hand, scared me so bad I literally jumped awake.
Is there a rat in my bedroom?
>>70989501
you're a good lad
>>70989515
Porbably is just uncle Ottis doing his thing again m8
>i'm the only portufag spamming pics
>>70989572
You're the only portugoose here
>>70989555
I live alone you cretinous nametard
>>70989572
Americans don't know that Portugal exists.
>found out I am Jewish today
I hope none of you put me in the oven
i hate falling asleep
Sister called me a fucking asshole because I used the phrase tinder sluts. Millennial hookup culture disgusts me
>>70989602
*puts you in the oven*
>>70989572
i got bonar
>>70989621
for me, nothing beats going to a bar to meet girls tbqh
Contributing with a pic of Portuguese totty
>>70989673
No one asked you fucking normie
WAKE ME UP
>>70989673
before the millenials were screwed over by the internet that was the best way to do so, but here we also used to approach random girls and say hi and then start to flirt which required a bit more of skill.
Thinking of taking up doing drugs
>>70989602
>when they put you into the oven you just sold to them
>>70989781
BEFORE YOU GO GO
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YO-YO
>>70989824
I normally just hit on women in public. It still works fine.
Also women like hiking and snowboarding, so easy to get women to do that. Also avoids whales.
>>70989824
I suck at that desu but it's still the best way, especially if you have friends that can hook you up with their friends
>>70989902
>when they use a payday loan to buy the oven
oy vey
>>70989760
>tfw I can't find a gf because nobody wants to date a deaf person
>>70989975
back when i was in college i realized it was best for you to just go anywhere and flirt to girls in random places to develop your skills.
from my experience you become rather crafty after few fuck ups and then you become addicted to hit on random girls whenever you can.
>>70989974
that's the good thing about chosing the girls you want to try your luck/skill
>>70990121
it's not because you're deaf it's because you're a shitter
Goan qts> Portuguese qts
>>70990161
Shitter?
>>70990170
Goan?
>>70990121
i have a deaf friend who gets laid like a rabbit with some good tier girls, probably you're just too afraid of trying to look for ways to overcome your condition and start to date girls.
>>70990220
Lies
>>70990170
Is she Goan? She has a portuguese surname. Post proof regardless
>>70990267
nope, he just made his condition to be admirable instead of crippling and girls like the dudes who try hard instead of some crybaby.
>>70990170
tfw no Indian girl to give a greencard to by marrying
>>70990175
yeah
no one knows the cure
>>70990333
I wash dishes because I can't communicate with people dude. I'm not an audible talker I have retard deaf speech, I have to write things down for normal people. Without an interpreter a conversation with me is pretty one sided because only about 40% of words can be seen from lip reading.
>>70988747
She looks like a tard
I prefer black hair over blonde hair on white women. If you disagree, you're wrong
>>70990507
I won't even name my favourite because I want them all to myself
>>70990333
how does he do it?
>>70990442
>>70990547
this dude literaly writed things down on his iphone and dates girls using whatsapp
also in the worst case scenario you can also try and datet deaf girls
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/user-fees-scott-brison-revenue-budget-act-federal-costs-modernization-1.3972570
Hey. Guys. Look. New Taxes and expenses! Because the carbon tax isn't enough to pay for the hole the Libs have burnt into the ground.
>>70990581
>St*tists
I like women
>>70990581
At least you got legal weed and election reform, right?
>>70990662
faget
>>70990581
Thinking about going to a psychiatrist, buds.
>>70990714
I have a signed photo of Harper
>>70990684
>>70990737
haha wow Arkansas likes girls
what a fag
Some of you buds are alright, stay away from California tomorrow
>>70990679
All the people I know who voted for him either get quite or very bitter when the party gets brought up during a conversation.
One keeps trying to blame it on Conservative voters but hasn't figured out how yet.
>>70990777
worried.jpg
>>70990714
he was the best awkward cowboy ever
but still should have stood down. Libs may have lost or only won a minority.
>>70990777
You'd be doing me a favor by killing me
>>70990777
who the hell goes to California?
>>70990836
Your mother comes here to engage in sexual intercourse with me,
>>70990863
My family can't afford to travel.
Maybe you got seduced by a seal again.
Just put some nesquik in my coffee
>>70990891
Or so she says
why Americans love meth amphetamine
Might go to a hibachi grill tomorrow
>>70990939
Why do Swedes love the penises of men who's skin is rich in melanin?
>le GDP maymay
Easily the worst meme
>>70990909
It's okay you like seal. USA puts trade embargo against seal trade so clearly yanky man prefer to have sex with seal than wear as clothing or bake into pie.
Damn...
>>70990968
A seal's still several times more attractive than your mother, so I guess it works out.
>>70990989
>when mom makes you a sign based off a picture she saw but didn't graduate high school and is unaware a girl is not a woman
>>70990939
idk they just do
I need a haircut so bad, buds
What is it with leftists and making children hold signs they don't understand?
>>70991095
Just go to a barber.
>>70991111
It's cold out and barbers around here are way too expensive
All the ones within walking distance that is...
>>70991141
How much is too expensive?
i dont want to go through alochol withdrawal
what do i do
>>70991178
Lower the amount you drink little by little.
>>70991178
psychedelics
Women are gorgeous but why are most of them dumb?
>>70991167
Over $15
Hey
Is this where the cool people hang out?
>>70991238
because you're dumb
>>70991238
they aren't sentient
>>70991275
Everywhere where you aren't.
>>70991238
Bell curve
Most women cluster closely around 100IQ
Finding genius women (120+) is super rare.
>>70991300
oh you tease
>>70991275
alaska
>>70991318
I'm not looking for a genius, its just to find a woman that isn't a brain dead dummy.
>>70991291
t. Womxn
what happened with the Ayylmao posters from Mexico and Canada?
i kinda enjoyed that
>2017
>he doesn't get snow
ishygddt
>>70988324
My thought exactly. They are completely flat.
>>70991392
WAHEY
>>70991401
Fug that was a while ago
>2016+1
>no snow yet
FEELS BAD
>>70989621
But it is true, they are sluts.
>>70991398
Very easy to find women 95-115 IQ look in libraries instead of tinder or a club
>>70991545
Do South American countries even get snow?
>Portugal is suebi/germanic
>>70991547
She called me an asshole because she's on tinder, but she's bi and exclusively used it for girls so idk
>>70991738
Smelly dumb pedo scum
>>70989621
isn't tinder used so people can find one night stands?
>>70991844
t. 40% white
>>70991738
In the north, yes
>>70991739
t. tyrone
>>70991859
t. going to be executed by President Donald John Trump when being a pedophile becomes punishable by death
>>70991738
Smelly dumb pedo scum
>>70991883
>>70991888
Stop this meme.
do you think putin does all his assassinations personally to feel manly?
>>70991903
t. smelly dumb pedo scum
>>70991903
Stop being a pedophile.
Ohio is a peedo?
>>70991918
>>70991943
>>70991961
I'm not a pedophile.
#NotAllOhioans
>>70991961
Yes.
>>70991979
t. pedophile
>>70991961
fuck off limey
>>70991993
Stop shitposting.
>>70991979
called the fbi
>>70991997
Peedo > pehdo
>>70991979
>is sexually attracted to children
>"I'm not a pedophile"
>>70992048
it sounds retarded
pehdo all the way
>>70992070
>>is sexually attracted to children
This statement is categorically false. This is slander, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>70992073
pehdo sounds retarded
peedo is the correct way
Should I start getting a tan?
>>70992117
wrong.
>>70992121
I can't tan
>>70992129
I'm sorry bud but you can't change facts
Ohio is smelly dumb pedo scum
>>70992156
that's what you're trying to do
>>70992172
I'm between Hebe and Ephebo. Cease these slanderous statements.
Ohio is a pedophile and is sexually attracted to children.
>>70992213
14 years old is not "between Hebe and Ephebo"
Pedophile
>>70992213
Nonce
>>70992213
nonce
>>70992253
>14 years old is not "between Hebe and Ephebo"
It literally is, though I prefer females around 16. That is the age of consent in my state, so there is nothing wrong with it in any way.
Goergia looks so comfy
Brittany venti
stop posting your biological rubbish
>>70992309
She's a bit mental
There was a pedo that coached hockey in my town and got caught buying cheese pizza with his credit card online like a retard and got like 6 months and moved to the states. Also a school teacher that got caught in a honey pot when he drove to the US to fuck a police officer posing as a 14 year old. Got tried in the states and got many years
>>70992213
So you want to fuck children, got it
>>70992374
>>70992353
Shut your face
is john philip sousa famous in the us?
>>70992309
Whale tbqh
>>70992398
There's nothing wrong with that she's a qt
>>70992431
She's kind of ugly desu and I'm pretty sure she had a BLACKED ancestor. The fact that she is a camwhore also makes her undesirable.
>>70992421
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mRn9chmRAY
>>70992474
>smelly
>dumb
>pedo
>scum
>>70992474
fuck off pedo
>>70992429
>>70992474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQ2GGrlkjY
She's /ourguy/
>>70992497
>>70992499
This meme is getting stale.
>>70992509
t. dumb and smelly pedo skelly
>>70992541
where is this?
You guys are bullies. I'm going to remove my extra flags.
>>70992578
Why don't you remove your urge to fuck children instead?
>>70992573
Georgia(Sakartvelo)
>>70992606
t. 40% white
It's time to post music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPf56QaRXhg
>>70992578
don't do it, stand your ground
>>70992643
t. 100% pedo
>>70992643
t. 100% pedo
>>70992685
>>70992686
Your country is literally Mexico, and their age of consent is like 12. Doesn't that make you the pedos?
See now how the tables have turned, pedos?
>>70992724
chill pedo
>>70992481
kek i heard that song many times before well i talked to a half jap american girl on internet and her dad is a direct descendant of john philip sousa
>>70992724
Angered pedophile
>>70992801
I know you are, but what am I?
God /cum/ is stupid
Why not like chinese girls instead? They look really young even when they are in their low 20s
>>70992825
A pedophile
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>70992878
I know you are, but what am I?
>>70992865
I don't want to have to deal with children who have a different world view than myself.
>>70992865
I'm not into asians 2bh
>>70992888
i know that you're an adorable portuguese girl.
>>70992940
I was talking about the pedo
>>70992940
Italian girls are qt
>>70992964
kek I meant to post here originally >>70986891
this yik yak tool is excellent for taking the fight to the normies
gets them to notice (((things)))
>>70992994
There are no pedophiles on /cum/.
NE Asians are attractive, and there would be no problem if I mated with one since they are majority Neanderthal blood and therefor white, but I am attracted to my own race.
>There are no pedophiles on /cum/.
Says the pedophile
>>70991818
Using it just for girls doesn't change that tinder is for sluts.
>>70993054
but you're a girl, alright?
>>70993158
나는. 제기랄, 베이비?
med girls >>>>>>>>>
gonna pay this lady $160 to take my handholdless and hugless virginities
what do you think buds?
>>70993242
i thought you're a girl.
>>70993367
Why not lose it to a girl on Tinder for the price of a couple of drinks?
>>70993401
>pedo
>advocating hedonism
Those scam ads saying shit like "we have detected illegal content on your computer" are some nefarious shit, especially when they try to go after the elderly.
>>70993364
I agree
>an Ohioan pedophile projects his pedophilia on to others
You figuratively could not make this up!
>Women and gays unironically suck penises
LMAO
>>70993463
Have you gone mental?
You're the only pedo here moron
>>70993401
I don't have normiebook and also don't drink.
>a Mexican pedophile projects his pedophilia on to others
You'd be hard pressed to make this up.
>Ohioan pedophile projects his pedophilia on to others and accuses them of being CHIs to make himself feel better about the fact that looking at underage children makes his penis hard
I don't think you could find something like this in a work of fiction, buds.
>>70993566
I said Tinder, not Facebook. And nobody said you have to be drinking.
>>70993615
t. 40% white
>>70993659
More qts of other ethnic backgrounds for me while you're stick with Midwestern cows
>>70993615
I thought you needed normiebook to use Tinder?
Anyways, I've seen /fit/ threads about literal Chads having a hard time getting even 6/10 girls to "swipe" them so I definately wouldn't have a shot.
>>70993712
SOoyou're a pedophile and into bestiality?
>>70993737
Honestly I have no fucking idea what you need to use Tinder. I've never used it myself.
>>70993759
I'm not the one who fucks underage children and heffers, my friend.
>>70993781
>underage
The age of consent is 16. I have never touched a female lower than that.
Consider yourself BTFO, Raul.
"14 is prime pussy" - Ohio
>>70993781
> Just use Tinder brah
> Oh me? I've never used it myself, but trust me, just B.E. yourself :^)
"12 es primer coño" - California
>>70993845
they did him dirty
women should be married by the age of 14
>>70993868
At least find a better looking prostitute
>>70993942
Ideally, yes. Anyone that disagrees is a degenerate philanderer that doesn't care about the preservation of his race or country.
>>70993958
She's not a prostitute, she's a cuddling professional.
>>70993942
They should also be married to other adolescents. Not old men.
Revelstoke > Canmore > Jasper > Banff
Refute this (you can't)
>>70993868
Whats the secret to people with social lives then? Charisma, approachable looks, getting involved in events, or is it being in a country or city where not all people act autistic and you have to force conversations out of them?
>>70987954
wtf I love Portugal now
>>70988315
wtf I hate Portugal again
>>70994058
>tfw no Canadian camping trip
It sounds fun
welp im back again inb4 another ban from int
>>70994022
Have fun, then.
>>70994091
it's bretty comfy
except when it's -45 outside
>>70994023
they should be married to men who are 23-26
men need longer to train so they can support their wife and children
>>70994162
>>70993845
>tfw no davido-kun bf
See you guys in 5 hours.
Try not to kill the thread, until then.
>>70994162
While I don't think a situation where a man that age marrying a 14-16 year old is impossible, I think it's ideal that they marry a man their own age.
The adolescent man should be employed and supporting his family already. The newly weds should not be reliant solely on the paycheck of the husband, they should have strong familial bonds and cooperation from both sides.
>>70994335
having a wife at that age sucks the youthful vitality from a young man and would produce a weaker generation of men
the masculine vitality is only hampered by women in its growth and like a flower it must bloom before it can be focused on a woman
>>70993480
My parents fell for one of those indian scam things once where they can cobtrol the mouse and shit. I don't think they paid for anything or got bricked at least
>>70994601
You'd be right if we had people marrying at that age under the current degenerate system. But this reform of marriage must be accompanied by a complete reconstruction of society.
>>70994601
>2017
>marrying / want to have children
Cucked.
Staying single and childless is the ulitimate redpill.
Enjoy your life and spend your money on this you really like.
>>70994742
>Staying single and childless is the ulitimate redpill.
LMAO
>>70994742
*things you really like
>>70994765
Get cucked burger
>>70994742
>this is what millenials actually believe
>>70994849
>this is what Germanics actually believe
ftfy
>I'm going to let my race die out because of African and Asian countries are overpopulated, so we need to make room for them in our countries
how can anyone hate Akko?
>>70995077
>my race
>>70995187
>>70995230
nice non-argument
>>70995189
t. Abdul Jaffar Muhamedd
>the human mind naturally feels the need to reproduce
>leftism makes you think that you shouldn't reproduce because of muh overpopulation
>mental disorders make your brain function incorrectly
>therefore leftism is a mental disorder
I have a British and Irish passport
How do I emigrate and live in America?
>>70995322
apply for citizenship like everyone else does
>>70990836
led zeppelin
>>70995322
a) be brown and hop the border, then go to a sanctuary city before Trump's wall is up
b) win the visa lottery
c) get hired and have your employer sponsor you
d) have close family to sponsor you
e) get married to a US citizen
>>70995344
One of the main bonuses when applying for a green card is having an American relation, I have this. Would they accept an Irish construction worker? Do they take into account if my family in the us broke the law?
>>70995322
Are you a qt girl? If so I can help you get citizenship.
you could at least say hello....at least
>>70995404
No I'm a burly ginger hairy construction worker
>>70988315
Don't put yourself down, Portubro, the mustache ain't that bad.
>>70995442
Move to Bostaaaawn
>>70995385
if you have some relationship with family in america, you're probably good. I dont THINK their status effects you, but I dunno
COnstruction workers are usually in demand
>>70995455
>Bostawn
Englanders say Bawston
>>70995469
Good. I'm going to apply. Hopefully they allow me.
>>70995419
sup bitch nigga
>mexican threads
>>70989906
>>70995442
Ask your family that lives here to help you, also construction is perfect if you're looking for work
Also bring over any qt sisters or cousins you have.
>>70994065
I will make it simple, there is a correlation betwen the quality of a portuguese qt and how hard to get she is
even bellow average girls make themselves hard to get, but when you see a nice girl throwing herself into your arms right away, something's not right and you'll get fucked (not in the desirable sense)
>>70995077
Race is a social construct
>>70992865
Most people look really young in their low 20s
I wouldn't mind a asian womyn if it was at least 5'7"