/asean/

memex

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size doesn't matter

it's personality

Chinese divisions to concentrate to the south.

I prefer this thread over the other

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nee-chan >>> imouto

>>70985552
mee goreng

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>>70984828
COMIEEEEEEEE, COMIEEEEEEEE, REEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>70985552
Indomie

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>>70985552

>>70985795
what does it taste like?

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>>70985640
Last time they came south, they came back north selling our drugs and the country split into spheres of influences.

Opium War :^)

Teach me what I should not say ever when visited in ASEAN countries. Maybe gestures included.

>>70985771
Da Comrade. This is Communist thread now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZqVOFSYRWI

>>70985831
Dunno, never tried it or even seen it in stores here. But I presume it tastes similar to Lucky Me.

Seriously though, I had fish for dinner.

>>70985831
>>70985795
Indonormie is better than the typical flip noodles
>more quantity
>wide range of seasonings

Why are there two /asean/ threads?

>>70985838
practice pointing with your lips or chin

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>>70985839
>Communist thread
RELA intensifies
Someone get me the jungle carbine.

>>70985838
Don't shake hands, don't say thank you.

It's rude desu

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>>70985839
Why don't you go back to the ricefields? Your commissars might get mad at you for not being productive

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>>70985944
Also in case someone doesn't know what is a jungle carbine.

>>70985909
>>70985965

THANKYOU.

>>70985965
Is it only matters in malaysia or Asean thing?

>>70986149
M'laysia exclusive only because terrorists deserves no respect 2bhwy.

>>70986110
>>70986149
It's also wrong to be gullible

>>70986149
Malaysia, saying thank you or shaking hands is a given so you don't actually do it.

What does pointing the middle finger mean in the philippines

>>70986247
it means that you're a cuck and you should kys

>>70986300
>points middle finger

how did asians get brown skin

>>70986385
Playing with mud.

>>70986239

okay, how about bowing?

>>70986300

Whe we point finger at sth/sb we normally use a first finger. Is it ok?

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Anyone else going to LIMA next month?
Not sure if Indonesia is gonna perform this year, last time they crashed their plane into some poor guy's house a few days before opening ceremony.
>>70986435
Thank you is enough, bowing is kinda excessive.

>>70986492
Oh shit I thought it was September, got work on that date. I was looking forward to i too.

>>70985552
WTF I love pinays now

>>70986435
nodding our head a bit is okay

>>70986492
Why in Langkawi?

>>70986385
alright so one day god was cooking up sentient beings in his holy fire. The first one stayed in the fire too long,he looked at it and thought it wasn't perfect and threw it in africa,the second one didn't cook long enough and he also thought it was imperfect so he threw it in europe,now the third one was perfect,he said to himself that it was perfect so he gently placed in paradise.
now you know

>>70986671
LIMA stands for Langkawi International Maritime and Aerospace Exhibition

>>70985808
that's unhealthy

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>>70986671
LIMA- Langkawi International Maritime and Aerospace exhibition.
We need warlords and generals to have a nice resort for them to negotiate arms deals for blowing people up.
Also large space so if things did go wrong we won't have a jumbo jet crashing into skyscrapers on top of being surrounded by low hills therefore everyone can watch the airshow from nice observation points even without entering.

>>70986671
would you prefer Sunway Pyramid™?

>>70986806
I was thinking more of Penang to be honest.

>>70986822
Penang is DAP, so no.

>>70986822
theres no Pyramid in penang unfortunately. all the pinoy sex workers are there it might feel awkward for you unless ur used to it

Which is more famous in Malaysia: ACMY or CF?

>>70986956
dunno nvr like comics

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>tfw there is no /fa/shion in the military anymore
What went wrong?

>>70987000
camos are tacticool

>>70986487
absolutely not okay. you have to put your pantsu down and point with your erect(flaccid if you're pointing down) benis.

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>>70986876
The only suitable place in Penang is Butterworth AFB but letting everyone into the base that houses the five powers agreement facilities is just silly since the place is so damn guarded.
I had to go around some abandoned hindu temple just to get a glimpse of the F-22 launching, only invited journalists are allowed in when the Burgers brought their Raptors.
>>70987000
Nobody is gonna think about fashion when you have to lug M-60 while patrolling Thai border in the jungle.

How did /asean/ discover Alice anyway?

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>>70986822
Are you interested in immigration of ice age?
In fact, North flat area above Tibet mountain was covered by ice before 20000 years ago so first Japanese must have come from sea.
That means first Japanese came from philippines.

In addition, are you interested in rice farm movement?
Rice is SEA plant and Japan made that because someone shiped rice to Japan before over 4000 years ago.
I think rice came from Phillippines.

>>70987301
Huh. I thought I read somewhere that the current Japanese people were kidnapped Chinese children or something.

>>70986487
Japanon. Those other guys are making fun of you. In general, our cultures are not much different. Behave as you would in Japan and you will be fine. Don't worry about WWII either. My late grandmother even spoke Japanese. On the whole, people have moved on.

>>70987717
you're getting played

>>70987596
>Huh. I thought I read somewhere that the current Japanese people were kidnapped Chinese children or something.
That is because SEA don't publish your history.
Some Chinese came to Japan but the rate is 25% or less when we check our DNA and China's DNA.

>>70987755
>That is because SEA don't publish your history.
In addition, Chinaese or Korean always say Japan is good because Japanese ancestor is Chinese or Korean. In fact, Russia say same thing too. Japan is good because Japanese ancestor is North Mongolian.

SEA never say such thing.

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>>70987301
>>70987755
>>70987912
leave

>>70987840
>>70987840
>>70987840
>>70987840

>>70987301
It came from Ophir

>>70987912
Japan will pay money if South East Asian research the history about Japanese immigration.
Especially Philippines must have relation.

>>70987301
WE WUZ TABON PPLZ AND SHIIIEETTT

Honest opinion on Malaysia?

>>70989242
It is Truly Asia™

>>70989242
it is the real asia

>>70989242
looks like what mindanao would look like if it got it's shit together

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>>70989242

>>70987301
kek

I want dutdut to appoint Mami Kawada Lover, aka Lawrence, as a 1st private of Dut30 Kamikaze unit.

>26
>average body, large belly
>frequently called "pak"

how do loose it fast?

application to be my gf is now open

>>70989513
Cardio. Walking instead of taking the toktok everyday.
Opt for a Standing Desk from mr. Chen.

>>70989533
I want 50pesos as my starting salary.

>>70989579
How about 50 dates?

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>>70985552
>tfw no Catholic Filipina wife to have 6+ Eurasian kids with and to increase the size of the Church

why should i even continue living, Catholic bros?

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Wasted 600 pesos on this event
Fuck I think I gained 5 lbs

>>70989533
But /int/ told me Britain is full of slags, how hard can it be to find one?

>>70989632
It's 50pesos per hour.
You sure about that?
Also it's only for unli-touching but no kissing unless I initiate.

>>70989644
if the specs that you're looking for is that what's in your pic related, you can easily get one no matter what condition you're in as long as you actually show up.

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>>70989693
You should have opted for this instead.

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>>70989733
I'd unironically only be interested in devout Catholic women. Do you guys have a lot of those?

t. not even a neckbeard, currently in med school.

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>>70989708
I don't want slags. Now be my gf

>>70989727
Why are you so monie face?

>>70989779
>be more expensive
>only 16 slinces

I ate around 26 slices. My shit tomorrow gonna be hot / sour due to all those tomatos

>>70989873
Sorry I'm just a heartbroken man, my childhood friend married someone else while I was studying overseas.

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A Japanese businessman wants to buy my 優しいセブアノ語 book for ₱22k.

>>70989862
you can try your luck with INC members since their level of devotion is on the fanatic level. You'd have to convert to their religion and give in to their pastors will though.

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>>70990074
Horrible. I curse that man

>>70990169
Go fuck his ass

>>70990074
You should use that oversea as excuse and claim her virginity

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MOO!

>>70989873
>>70990169
what anime foreheadman

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>>70989873
he has to fund his hormones somehow

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>>70990159
>leaving the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church for ass

I've already had some Muslim girls try to convert me for marriage, but that will not be the case. Thanks anyways, lad.

>>70990295
Gabriel dropout
enjoy

>>70990169
Eh, he's a good man and electrical engineer is a clean job.
At least compared to what my family and I did.
>>70990259
Nah, JPA scholarship comes at the cost of being thrown around and I plan to pay back the Malaysian taxpayers who funded my education. Plenty of my seniors had their hearts broken when their fiancee refused to follow them overseas for several years for work experience.
You either chose love and family or your country.

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>>70990466
what did you do with your family that is so unclean?

>>70990234
No

>>70990329
But you won't cause you are a tall girl

>>70990466
I'll never forgive if my childhood friend got hooked up with someone else, especially if she is someone close. I would confess and fuck her in the ass

>>70990337
My Filipina neighbor is Catholic and she married a Muslim Iranian when they were living in Canada. Now with 3 kids

With that situation is conversion for marriage a meme?

>>70989862
A huge collective amount my friend, you'd be surprised, i wish i have one too, most of them are so cute!

>>70990558
If you live in malaysia, you have to convert. This is why I have to avoid malay girls. Unfortunately the first girl I confessed to flat out rejected me, presumably because of me sperging out in fear. Now she is fated to marry some other rich guy

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>>70990552
I'm not that tall,you make it sound like I'm Shaq

>>70990622
they do that to rebuild their malay population
a good start

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Kuya pokpok ako pakantot

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coffee >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tea

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>>70990632
170cm is kinda tall for a girl

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>70983762

I was Implying the Japanese is acting like a tryhard butthurtt pro Marcos revisionist.
Apperanlty now playing the victim because His post got deleted

>>70990522
The only way to fight corruption and improve things in a flawed third world country is to break regulation, use your networks to force the right thing or even bury the corruption attempts with a mountain of paperwork. Laws and courts is a luxury afforded only by 1st world fags.
When your entire family are govt servants for generations and includes high ranking ones you are basically raised to learn these dirty tricks and live your live by telling yourself it was the right thing to do.
We take our oaths to serve the country seriously so sometimes I wonder if what I did is truly justice.
Of course there is also a way to turn a blind eye to everything and live a guilt free life, which one would you choose if given the choice?

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>>70990721
that makes cuddling easier

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>>70990721
>170cm
>tall for a girl

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>>70990721
Wut? You don't like tall girls?

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>>70990841
I do :3

>>70990811
It is only normal if you are a white girl

>>70990806
Hmmm....yes :3

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Post more of these pls.

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>>70990805
use those dirty tricks to do some good just to beat a system that takes forever to do anything

This is why I hate going to the hospital
Too many uncessary stool samples for tummy aches

Just jack me up with drugs and pain killers

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>>70990905
>It is only normal if you are a white girl
>white girl

I wish I was asean

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No grub, no boomer, no asuka.

>>70990927
No. We wont do your thesis for you, karl.

>>70991051
Most of the asian girls I see here and even back home in Malaysia are mostly kinda short to me.

>>70991001
Too much pizza?

>>70990712
i like cocoa but coffee taste like piss

>>70985552
is that his mum?

>>70990929
>that takes forever to do anything
With the right connection and patience it can be done. The taxpayers paid for my education fees and NZ$1260 living expenses per month, I owe them the efforts even if everything might be for nothing.
For me doing something is better than being keyboard warrior/coffee shop complaining even if you pay the price. One of my senior even got demoted and thrown to forgotten position just because he refused to sign the papers to give someone a brand new BMW for US$1000.

>>70991070
Wow, it's like the year 2005 again.

why is malay cock so big compared to chinese? Only singapore can compete

I-I'm not a cuck.

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>>70991559
Wanna see my cock?

>>70991677
Sure...why not I guess :3

Just shave before you show me

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>>70991543
Shit mang, we old nao.

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>>70991001
>tummy ache
>hospital
ayy lmao

>>70991060
No you wouldn't. Just be a good white person and embrace the priviledge blessed on you.

>>70992167
This, if you're not white you ain't right.

>tfw not right

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>>70991752
here's mine

>>70992214
I will love you right with my near 6inch penis

born just in time for philippines to be first world

>>70992288
I am dissapointed U^U

>>70992290
Selva Kumar Jr pls

>>70992344
I didn't say rape. I beg you please let me love you

How hard is it to get a SE Asian gf (female)?

>>70992433
You should say that to a white person.

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>>70991752
>Just shave before you show me
Okay, on it's full glory.

>>70992461
Are you white?

>>70992462
Please apologize for your slander right now

>>70992473
I am dissapointed in you

>>70992523
I'm sorry

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>>70992485
I think so. Also can't be a hooker

>>70992536
Good girl. I forgive you

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>>70990927
Actually that pic is from propan architecture competition, you can find it more here
http://arsitekturnusantara.propanraya.com/pemenang

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I always wanted to live in sea but I'm afraid of getting killed

>ywn spend the nights eating Durian with the locals and coming home to fug your manlet wife

>>70993484
you're supposed to eat durian with your wife and fuck locals

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>>70992167
I want an asean gf

>>70994473
You can only get one in Philippines, Thailand or Bali

>>70993484
Killed by who?

>>70994914
idk locals who hate me

>>70994035
either way sounds nice, but first I need a gf

>>70994844
Even if I'm ugly and autistic? I'm not fat tho

>>70996171
Oh you are ugly and autistic? Good luck unless she's a money whore

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>>70996451
I'm cute though

eh tak tidur lagi?

So how easy is it for a tall white guy to get a gf if he's not hot

shoo

>>70986786
Name?

>>70999345
nuke munro

>>70998047
Any white is considered hot instantly here. At least, if you're not fat..

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>>70999824
Are they whores or is it actually possible find someone that you could spend your life with?

also I'm not rich and (kind of) young

penasaran

gf now

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Why is Jollibee promoting cuck culture now?

>>71002735
kek you sound like a retarded newfag enjoyin his 4chinz first few buzzwords

>>71002735
Why u no open jolibee here, filipin?

>>71005035
why would we
just look at your tarriff
unless your people are willing to spend 1000 yen on a simple meal

Selamat pagi /asean/.

>>71005035
Competition? I think there's Jollibee in Vietnam, though. There's also Jollibee in Singapore.

PARA PARA PARA PARA

>>71004826
Son, I've been here since 2012. Don't mistake me again for a newfag.

>>71007578
that would be a bigger insult to your ego than being a newfag lmao
go erp with your retarded malayfaggot imaginary friends kek

>>71002735
>>71004826
>>71006433
>eating jolibee
You are proud to be cuck or something
I bet you believe marcos is the best president

>>71010470
nope abnoy is best prez
he literally was the second coming of jesus

>>71011007
For malaysia to invade brunei?

>>71007088
>PARA PARA
>knocking his hand in the roof of the jeep
>whistle
cucklord wageslave monkey use these to stop the jeep

>Tabi lang po
>pulling the stop string
A man with class

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>>71011130
He was better sure
But
Kek someone post that cult video


Dutdut is the only one that can out godship marcos

>>71011408
Nah, they're too beta for it.

Reminder : if you don't have pale skin you're a nigger

>>71011723
t. sex tourist

>>71011723
>t. I value people's worth with something out of their control

>>70985552
Not sure yet, I'll find out later and reply when I get home

>>71012726
Post it .

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tfw no sea friend to complain about tfw no gf with

>>71011472
boy I use a coin to strike the handle bars

I just realized
my mom and dad have the same last name!

>>71013149
Post tits to proof you're white

>>71013708
w-why

>>71013543
maybe because your mom is your sister

>>71013772
Pink = white

>>70999941
no onky bottom of the barrel type of whores go for white guys theyre like stacy womanlets and are also uneducated (no interests, bad manners and not presentable to your family)
absolutely disgusting imo

>>71014836
:(

>>71014868
its okay anon i also have no gf

>>71014868
Tits please.

>>71014951
life really is a joke huh

Give me your email address so it won't be empty.

Please sign this:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-radical-islamic-supremacism-malaysia-repeal-act-ruu355-malaysia

>>71015515
No

>>71015041
[email protected]

>>71013149
Ur quite handsome to be honest. Easily 9/10 according to sea standard.

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>>71013708
>>71014471
This guy

>>71015926
not me desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XacN05uJY00

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>>70985552
My dinner for tonight is pokpok.

>>71015515
Shuddap chink. Go back to china if you don't like it.

>>71016102
What guy?

>>71016867
The one who likes pink nipples that much.

>>71016876
Me~?

>>71016919
I believe so.

>>70985808
>windows 10 botnet
>pancit canton
how am i not surprised

>>71017026
Pink tits?

>>71017197
I posted the image some time ago, yes.

>tfw all you fellow pinoys on 4chinz are casual edgelord normie-tier faggots

You disgust me.

>>71017225
New angle? 4K?

>>71017284
Why don't you just go to a tourist area to meet foreigners?

>>71017389
No tourist area nearby.

>>71017272
>using normie unironically
>he thinks he's not normalfags

Dead thread. ABANDON THREAD.

>>71017675
Sad for you then anon, probably explains why you respond to me so much :^)

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>>71017783

>>71017890
Do you ever post pictures of yourself?

>>71017907
On /soc/.

>>71018027
Might I see one? Crossboard link perhaps?

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>>71018052

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>>71018083
Is that you? You look like you aren't a manlet, preddy gud considering...

>>71015515
Petition to deport chink back to china when?

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>>71018112
Yeah, he is currently still waiting.

>>71018112
Only old guy are under 5'5.
new generation tend to be taller than 5'6
t. 5'6 and all my friends 2 inch or more taller than me

that's not me. >~<

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>>71018180
>t. 5'6

Don't come here, I feel short and I am a 5'10 manlet.

>>71018201
i can always use im asian guy excuse
personally height isnt the problem, its how I used to talk to other is.
>>71018198
are you that guy who open shop at taman oug pasar malam?

>>71018198
Prove him wrong then :^)

Great khutbah again today, Indons absolutely BTFO

>>71018083
Hey this is me but I'm not the one obsessed with white people like this guy
>>71018198

>>71018300
syafiq
WAZZUP
shisha tonight?

>>71018281
what was it about senpai

>>71018335
Do you know any cheap shisha port near Shah Alam? I only used to shisha in Bangi when I was studying there

>>71018378
i know a cheap rope store in shah alam so you can hang yourself degenerate

dumb SEAniggers

>hisap shisha
>not hisap susu gantung

>>71018378
yea
go to prince at sek7
kfc sek7 > left > enter the LAST lane > the first shop its pretty good there too if you go straight on the last road there will be a buddha/hindu temple

What does susu means in your language?

Susu is snail

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>>71018613
>susu

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>>71018247
Remove some fat
No haircut like that
Not chink
Almost look the same like me
Pic is not me btw >~<

>>71018575
Thanks. I bet you sneaked out from the hindu temple to smoke shisha huh.

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>>71018631
>I look nothing like this guy
>other than that he almost looks the same

anon...

>>71018551
thats why we have sakurahimie
>>71018631
aneroxic?
>>71018634
i only go to sek 7 to buy frozen food at giant

>>71018613
susu is milk
in borneo, like philippines, it means breast

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>>71018671
r8 me

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>>71018890
>29KB

At least your eyelids aren't too chinky

>>71018890
>Reverse image search
>got Chink'D

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>>71018917
too tired to open my eyes

>>71018922
>RIS
>eyelash

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>>71018890
>>71018922
>reverse image search
>"Ikko"
>Ikko is a Japanese trans woman make-up artist and TV personality.

Google is ruthless

>>71018890
chink/10

>>71018671
That's a guy. I'm a girl(boi) >~<

>>71018674
That's too extreme.
Slender, Idk.

>>71018961
others are eyelash and chink'd
only you got ikko
does that mean you always watch trans porn?

>>71019008
weight, height ?

>>71019069
Already post it before but here goes nothing.
>Ariana grande's

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>>71019069
>getting a tad salty
No, reverse image search is pretty inconsistent. I did it again and got a chink soccer team.

>>71019128
what?
sorry but i dont understand what you were trying to say

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>>71019008
>>71019128
>Ariana Grande
>5'0/153cm
>107 lbs/47kg

I kinda like Ariana Grande...

>>71019147
was a genuine question because google usually use search data to give the most accurate(user-taste) search

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>>71019175
>grande

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>>71019175
LOW TEST

>>71019175
This can't be happening, Brunei is the shortest one here.

>>71019128
my ex was 5'5 and she was 45 kg
so you are a bit meaty at some place (curve)?

>>71019176
I really don't if that matters to you. I don't watch JAV either.

>>71019150
Awak, tengok yang ni >>71019175
>3<

>>71019175
Nyan~! @#@

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>>71019207
Believe me, I like Jessica too.

>>71019251
No curve, sorry ^;^

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>>71019285
HNNNGGGGG.....HNNNNGGGGGG....hee hee hooo... heee heee hoooooo.... HHHNNNGG

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>>71019312
>tfw no chink gf

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>>71019344
>ywn ching chong her ping pong

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>>71019379
You have a lot of pictures of her that I haven't seen before.

>>71019344
but most chinese wont take a morning shower unless they have water heater

>>71019393
Everyone has a water heater in Canada.

>>71019405
Must be nice

>>71019393
>but most chinese wont take a morning shower unless they have water heater
Wrong. They don't take shower at all. Just like in the anime.

>>71019405
same here except rent house for student

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>>71019391

>>71019393
not rlly. some chinese i met shower cold in the morning cause its healthier boost your immune system and shit theres a video about it too. you shower with hot water only b4 bedtime

>>71019405
>Everyone has a water heater in Canada.
Duh, your cunt is average -10 celcius daily

Is Selva Kumar famous in Canada?

My dinner for tonight is a legit pokpok

>>71019413
It's cheaper to install one nowadays. I use it when the weather is too cold. My dad is hantu with that thing. But be aware of the electricity bill if you're savvy person.

>>71018613
That's suso

Susu is tits

>>71019467
thats some questionable pokpok

>>71019449
>selva kumar
>jew
>want to stay in Klang
how long before he's got beaten to death if he step in shah alam?

>>71019490
water heater is fine. its our AC that consumes too much

>>71019515
i never like AC desu
i prefer standing fan or those fanless fan
nice smooth breeze

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>>71019443
I thought chinks didn't want to be brown?

This is what she used to look like btw

>>71019449
Never heard of him until now.

>>71019309
How long is your hair?

>>71019513
She's the best

>>71019570
being pale is overated. imo brown skin brings out the sex drive
https://www.instagram.com/jessicababyfat/

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>>71019696
>being pale is overated. imo brown skin brings out the sex drive

Nobody wants to be pale here tbqh, immigrants always get surprised that people tan here.

Also,
>muh fucking dick

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w-was it something I said?

Where did everyone go?

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>>71020065
probably jerking off

>>71020065
I am still here.

>>71019996
Sorry, driving. :^3

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>>71020091
>tfw almost died posting while driving

>>71020091
>driving and posting

Is that legal?

>>71020091
>driveposting

>>71020113
Red again.
No, it's illegal. I text when the car doesn't move.

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>>71020080
kek

>>71020196
Try not to die, okay?

New thread
>>71020266

>>71020197
>camera at the background
whoever watching is prolly enjoying this

>>71002735
Jollibee is trash meme food tho

>>71017272
Oh so even ASEAN is not safe from the narcissistic, special snowflake faggots.
>he thinks being a 4chan pro is something to brag about
literally send yourself off the MILF