/brit/ - The Tax-dodging Wingnut Edition

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cara

>edition in the subject
#1 way to spot a mong

>>70977391
You're morbidly obese, and a nigger. No one cares.

enjoy the edition in the title threads

>>70977413
*sits on you*
call me fat again, I dare you

Have a cold lads
Not very happy

>>70977386
This 2bh

If the British soldiers during WW2 knew that today London would be less than 50% English, had Shariah zones, mosques and where soldiers of the queen were beheaded in broad daylight then they'd drop their guns and shout hail Mosley.

Listening to "What I Like About You" by The Romantics and plucking my monobrow

>>70977443
probably true

>>70977434
g-get off me, f-fatty

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me on the right

>>70977349
>>70977393
all i'm saying is that most people who study finance want to go into investment banking or some other private sector job. they aren't interested in raising taxes, you're thinking of economics where many students dream of working in a reserve bank or some government institution
>american education
t. study finance

>>70977443
Mosley is a meme.

>>70977439
>tfw bad head cold

love having my nipples twisted

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>>70977443
Same could be said of American soldiers if they could see the future

There's no way my grandfathers would've gone to war if they could see what the country would become

If fact WWII wouldn't have happened at all

Downloading duolingo lads

>>70977476
so basically you don't deny the holocaust happened, you just think it was greatly exaggerated?

family found kkk costumes in my grandpa's house after he died

>leaf gets btfo regarding gpa
>just leafs the thread

foy

>What is ironic is that ISIS / Al-Qaeda absolutely got its goal - to have the West topple in on itself.
We think we are 'winning' or we have already won. We lost long ago when the values of freedom were replaced with 'security' and propaganda.


Fucking KEK when Leftists pretend that some totalitarian right-wing holocaust is right on the horizon or reveal their disgusting self-destructive illness.

>if you kill your enemies they win

>>70977476
Investment banks don't hire finance students they hire physics and math PhDs
They might hire finance majors to be glorified secretaries
You really think they're going to have lads who can't do a simple differential equation in charge of hundreds of millions of dollars when they could have this generation's Einsteins and Heisenbergs?

>>70977478
He was a wasted talent

He could've had a long and fruitful career if he stuck with Labour and didn't get infatuated with memeism

i am greek

>>70977515
is this the so-called american humour I've heard so much?
genuinely can't tell if you're trying to be funny lmao

>>70977510
What language you gonna learn lad?

>>70977578
alright calm down, you're getting really worked up over your finance degree

>>70977443
There are no redos in history, so your argument is pointless

fucking got busted drink driving last week and its stressingg me out

>>70977678
Leftists claim that those who fought in WW2 would be disgusted by just rise of nationalism.

>>70977602
French would be the smart choice but I really like the sound of Italian

>>70977710
how does it feel now that your life is over

want to die but too much of a pussy to kill myself

might get addicted to heroin

>>70977736
Hire an assassin to kill you but tell him not to tell you when he'll do it

mum is going to go nuts when i refuse to go to dinner tomorrow night

>>70977736
hire a nigger to hit you in the head with a big rock

Do prostitutes ever come over to your house?

Why is it always hotels? The added "safety" I guess?

>>70977816
plenty do outcalls

>>70977664
I was asking why you brought up the holocaust out of nowhere, sorry if I didn't spell it out for you
It's not something I think about 24/7

>>70977828
It was just exaggerated got it.

cock's itchy

>>70977792
why not just go lad

your parents won't be around forever

>>70977729
no one will know in a year or two

just had a wank to nina rotti, lads

>>70977386
Can just tell it smells foul

The BANKERS

It’s been a year since I stopped taking Accutane and nothing has changed. Erections are almost impossible for me to get and orgasms feel very bland. I have stopped dating girls for the fear of them wanting to have sex and me not even being able to. I have never had sex and now I will never get to experience how great it is and the wonderful orgasms I used to have. Drugs like Viagra do not help me at all. Please for the love of God do not take this drug. I don’t even feel human anymore.

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>Drumpfkins will STILL defend his victory

>>70977855
actually cannot understand what you're saying m8
is english your second language or something?

>>70977442
literally this

A few weeks into my course my penis went numb and I started having trouble “getting it up”. I realized I couldn’t feel happy or cry about anything either. I’ve been stuck like this for over ten years. This is a living Hell! I never had anything like that happen to me before Accutane. The ironic part is that my acne wasn’t even that bad

Thinking about all the regrets in life

>>70977963
Accutane made my skin and eyes yellow. My skin also scaled up.

>>70977881
because restaurants are literally my least favourite place

what's that got to do with it

Runty things to brag about

>eating spicy food
>drinking alcohol
>doing drugs
>exercising

>>70977981
i dunno

my parents are just getting old and it hit me hard that they won't be around much longer so i've been spending a lot of time with them lately

tried taking an ADHD test but got bored halfway through and did something else

>>70977981
What's it like living with aspergers mate

>>70977981
Don't know why parents in general care so much about their children withdrawing from social functions. Mine play socialite in the most transparent way and are somehow enraged when I don't participate in something nobody expects me to go to.

>>70977913
lmao

Just took a yank out back and bashed his brains out with a mallett

Wonder what aussie blood tastes like

just got murdered

>>70978013
Because If they're not careful their child might become some kind of loser who spends his social time on a Belgian Cartography subreddit

airing me balls out lads tbqh ngl

>>70978065
pics

>>70978077
um blue board sweetie

just realised i'm sat here with my dressing gown on because i'm cold from the air conditioner

>dad is a 6'0", muscular, firefighter with an amazing personality and a huge social life. Very masculine facial features. literally has teenage/20's girls trying to fuck him on a weekly basis despite being 49 (he doesn't accept because he's happily married to my mom, who is the definition of a alpha stacy and apparently a freak in bed)

>older brother is a 6'3" police officer/strongman bodybuilder with a chad personality who fucks chicks and dudes on a weekly basis, has a university sized social circle. I've literally walked in on a dude pec-fucking him while that dudes gf sucked my brothes dick

>I'm a 5'10" gay skelly that cries if anyone gets slightly confrontational/aggressive with me.

Anyone else deal with Chad family members? Its hard to 'be yourself' when women my age would fuck my dad in a hearbeat over me.

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what do you lads make of this?

Spotted a cute girl on the bus but don't think I'll get a chance to talk to her

>>70978157
>3.98mb
Shan't be expending my monthly allowance on this

am i really crazy
crazy for u bby
think i shoulda facetimed
now im feeling faceless

wow absolute hogs can get rated 6/10 and 7/10 in the /soc/ face treads

these mans are thirsty

>>70978134
>I'm a 5'10" gay skelly that cries if anyone gets slightly confrontational/aggressive with me.

Hot
Would like to bully you into undressing and then bully you some more

>>70978003
bit gay
>>70978009
rough

there are more torrents for the halftime show (2) than the superbowl itself (1)

>>70978223
stuff it desert yank

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I'M HERE
TO REMIND YOU
OF THE MESS YOU MADE

>>70978232
does it make you feel like yank to call others a yank

>>70978223
"football" is dum

>>70978256
less fuck

Day 1 (ONE) of falling asleep to classical music
Artist: Debussy
Time I fell asleep: ???
Time I woke up: 6AM

Notes: Not sure if I slept at all. Feeling very odd. Were some outlying circumstances so may have to try Debussy again tonight.

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>Day 1 (ONE) of falling asleep to classical music
>Artist: Debussy
>Time I fell asleep: ???
>Time I woke up: 6AM

>Notes: Not sure if I slept at all. Feeling very odd. Were some outlying circumstances so may have to try Debussy again tonight.

>>70978291
hmm very interesting
*pirouettes away and prances off to somebody else*

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don't even TALK to me until I've had my morning coffee RAAARG (｡+･`ω･´) Mondays amirite??!

>>70978352
its thursday

I'm an angel and a devil and coffee is what decides which one I am!!!

>>70978366
how do i upvote this?

>>70978362
I don't have a job

>>70978382
none of us do

>apply for too stockrunt jobs 2 weeks ago
>still haven't gotten the rejection email
this is ridiculous

lads my farts are fucking RAUNCHY

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>>70978366
lol!
this is so me xDD

>>70978423
that youtube name is clearly rugby related though

>>70978134
my dad was a chad but ultimately a self-destructive type who cheated on my mum all the time and ended up overdosing on heroin, would rather be an autistic neet than him

>>70978376
Do it again bomber Harris

>>70978134
dad was a turbo chad millionaire that has had sex with at least 40 women idk, 3 marriages

feels bad ill never be that

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I love Tommy boy

My dad likes beer, rugby, mowing the lawns and chopping firewood :)

don't really know my dad's personality
we're both a bit autistic so never talk much

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>>70978423
t. McKechnie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeftie7axUs

>>70978479
my dad has a good job and has a lot of drive, in great shape from running every day

but he's also stressed and has high blood pressure as well as having not a lot of personal time

meanwhile I go to the gym regularly, have long thick hair, loads of free time and disposable income and have probably been with more girls than he has as far as I know.

new gimmick: preemo

my dad's a single 50+ year old who spends his days at work and his nights on the couch

nice bloke though

The Egyptians Act 1530 (22 Henry VIII, c. 10) was an Act passed by the Parliament of England and Henry the VIII in 1531 to expel the "outlandish people calling themselves Egyptians".

It gave those already in England sixteen days' notice to depart from the realm.

>>70978543
might get confused with my phimo gimmick

>>70978568
never seen this gimmick

month into neetdom lads

still not bored of it yet.

>>70978366
*shares on facebook*

just did an extremely cheeky jav wank

>>70978557
they were Gypsies not real Egyptians

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Remember when my brother was on the ol' Jezza?

>>70978579
im 9 months in and have no desire to stop

>>70978579
the NEETlyfe being "bad" is a lie
not having any money is bad
but if you have some sort of income or savings its great.

*rapes everyone itt*
alri

>>70978587
that's why it was outlandish

gimmick idea: call the act of making a bad post leafing, the poster a leafer
example:
>>70978543
fuck off leafer

>>70978543
>tfw preemie

>>70978596

and what of your circumstances?

personally, I doubt my parents will let it continue much longer

The Buggery Act 1533 was an Act of the Parliament of England that was passed during the reign of Henry VIII.

The Act defined buggery as an unnatural sexual act. This was defined by the courts to include only anal penetration and bestiality. Henry later used the law to execute monks and nuns (thanks to information his spies had gathered)

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>>70978611

>ywn stick your willy up a nun bum in 16th century england

>>70978631
preemo

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>>70978631
>nuns fucking animals on the side

What would've happened should you be both egyptian and a sodomite in 16th century england?

shouldn't like to think of it

>>70978626
im 23 and live with my mother while my dad lives overseas
they're both lazy parenters but even if they try anything they don't have any leverage when i don't even care to live

>>70978536
congrats but i dont remember asking you normie faggot

Take the piss out of Deano but desu I wouldn't mind being him

>gf
>good group of mates
>happy in his ignorance
>job

The Unlawful Games Act was an Act of the Parliament of England and Henry the VIII in 1540, designed to prohibit "Several new devised Games" that caused "the Decay of Archery".

All Men under the Age of sixty Years "shall have Bows and Arrows for shooting". Men-Children between Seven "Years and Seventeen shall have a Bow and 2 Shafts". Men about Seventeen "Years of Age shall keep a Bow and 4 Arrows". The penalty for nonobservance was set at 6s.8d.

The Act forbade all sport on Christmas Day with the exception of archery practice

>>70978706
his gf is rank but

Egypt is a pretty cool place
imagine the same basic country existing for like 10,000 years

>>70978721
they should have flying cars after being around that long desu

Australia is a pretty cool place
imagine the same basic country existing for like 40,000 years

>>70978721
Fun fact: Stonehenge is about 2,000 years older than the Pyramids of Giza

>>70978750
we should have no abos after being around that long desu

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>>70978739
>implying they dont

>>70978752
yea but the Britannic people were not a coherent society on the same level of the Old Kingdom

>>70978752

blows me mind that England was at one time covered in forest and inhabited by nomadic tribes

it clashes with the mental image I have of England as being a picture of sophistication

http://is2.4chan.org/r9k/1486599793383.webm
i really like this view of sex, especially when the cock has that thick stem thing going on

>>70978752
wow this has peaked my interest

Has anyone checked this week's TBT playlist?

fuck off you bent cunt

And so, another day in Drumpf's Britain.

Sometimes I wish I DIDN'T wake up.

Wish I was a tradie
Work hard and honest during the day, go home, get pissed, watch the rugby/league and root the missus.

>>70978780
Another fun fact:

England was inhabited for several thousand years. Ice age came. England became uninhabited for about 10,000 years. Ice melted, and people moved back.

That same ice covered Sweden up until around 5,000 BC. That means that during the time of the Babylon and shit, Sweden was covered in all ice.

absolutely despise brushing my teeth

Holy sh*t Empire Total War is the only of the series which very hard difficulty on campaign makes the game very difficult.

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>>70978817
ah yes
the "hyborian age" I believe scientists call it

>>70978814
enjoy your back spasms and entitled missus

OPENLY GAY fencers

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>>70978849

>>70978863
Who says you need a missus at all?

Why are working class wives the only bad ones? If anything soulless career women are far worse.

grimmace

>>70978874
tradies do the most whining about theirs though

I don't want to sound too fedora here, but is the unexamined life really worth living?

>>70978872
cuck

>>70978874

Divorce rates are highest amongst the working classes. As are things like spousal abuse and other marital dysfunction.

They don't have the same social codes surrounding relationships people with education and money do.

fucking hate cucknadians. stop fucking posting

>>70978893
no
at best there is always the potential for development or at least giving birth to someone else who may develop beyond the automatic life.

no banterstamp no /brit/posting tbqh

just had a bowl of sorbet

last bowl of fruit muesli

never buying this again

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>>70978919
little*

>>70978934
I'm from hawaii so I can stay

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the ideal gf lads:

-bachelors degree in psychology or social work or something
-middle class
-modest
-christian
-wears her hair in a french braid

VERY sweaty bottom

>>70979002
pics

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>>70978990
t.

>>70979010
will not have a you plageriae my bottom

>>70977565
>can't do a simple differential equation
do you think finance students don't have math modules?

I'm not a finance grad, but i was under the impression they do...

Australian power hour at the moment it seems

>>70978990
>-bachelors degree in psychology or social work or something
so a dumb entitled bint?

would you rather fuck your mum or stick a screwdriver up your nose until it hit bone?

some eurocuck told me that mainstream republicans would be considered far-right in Europe

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me on the left

>>70979068
ok

>>70979057
it depends

most financial math is very simple

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>>70979002
>when you wank naked in bed and the gooch sweet creates a cock-shaped pattern on the sheets

>>70979099
*gooch sweat

>>70979093
fair enough.
I thought PDEs and so on were on their academic menu..

>>70978981
BRITISH

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having some dinner

what ever happened to that horrid kiwi poster who claimed to be on vacation from England?

>in the time after I finish wanking I have absolutely zero (0) desire for a gf

Really accelerates my noggin

>>70979121
most of that is left to the nerd department 2bh

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>when you've never had and will never have a job

>>70979140
You mean breakfast right mate

>>70979149

what's wrong with you boyo

'tism or summat

>>70979140
she's BEGGING to be raped

>>70979149
runt
you will never know what its like so you know exactly how shit it is when people bullshit you

>>70979149
Nah mate you're a fulltime disappointment

>>70979140
hot dogs look like they're wrapped in condoms

taters look underdone and don't get me started on that abomination on the other plate

>>70979169
not all of us take the jew pill

>>70979141
she was here for december/january
gone back to being a redditflagger in buckinghamshire

if you've honestly never worked a day in your life, get the fuck out of this thread

it's degenerate to be sloth

's

https://en.lichess.org/kSBpUcFC
https://en.lichess.org/kSBpUcFC
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*slides into /RealBruceHours/

wahey!

>>70979192

by being a failure in life and never fathering children?

great plan genius

Valentines day coming up lads. You got your gfs at the ready? haha

>>70979224
got a posh wank lined up

>>70979183
sounds like someone else's problem

>>70979223
>fathering children

t b h I certainly do see the societal value of children but really cannot realize why people who want to have them. They are a cross to bear and not some nebulous 'fulfillment.'

>>70979203
*joins*
*leaves*

how do you like it m8

triggers me when girls but "banter master" in their tinder bio

>>70979223
why the fuck would i want to father a child

>>70979211

>that feel when 2mbs/s

Irish countryside is suffering

Suspect that someone who once lost now has a vendetta. Dire.

https://en.lichess.org/HlAyNTjb
https://en.lichess.org/HlAyNTjb
https://en.lichess.org/HlAyNTjb

I fathered a child but abandoned it
it makes a nice "genetic insurance"

caught a whiff of poo from the so-called gf's bumhole when i was shagging her doggy

>>70979301
you posted this earlier

You could have taken my bishop with your queen mate.
Anyway

https://en.lichess.org/UWVS5GRY
https://en.lichess.org/UWVS5GRY
https://en.lichess.org/UWVS5GRY

>>70979320
nah that must've been someone else

>>70979057
differential equations are literally high-school tier

Turns out the gf was just tired
That's a relief haha, thought she was going to leave me or some bollocks.

there is a brazilian guy in my uni class that always eats bananas

>>70979336
nah mate it was you aha whats up

had bad internet
restart computer
good inteternet
hmmm

the ideal gf lads:

-pastry chef
-has a pet eel

already got one haha

>>70979357
sharting at this post

>>70979373
update lan drivers

turn it off and back on

take 2 geeksquad

Australia had to destroy its intelligence building after they realised they'd given the building contract to a chinese firm who could have easily passed on information to the state

always makes me chuckle

>>70979259
almost everyone in the world feels like they want children eventually, even if the idea seems mental right now. just a feeling that gets you eventually.

>>70979389
proofs?

Would pay good money to see a Leaf or Aussie stabbed to death

Would pay good money to see the bollocks stabbed to death

>>70979389
no they just hacked all our data (srs)

Was is Gary Lineker such a fucking gobby cunt?

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker

got a reminder on my phone to kill myself in 2022

>>70979423
FUCK OFF I'M THE BOLLOCKPOSTING KIWI
REEEEEEE

>>70979433
>Was is Gary Lineker such a fucking gobby cunt?
think this dribbling mongoloid is trying to say something lads. can't decipher it.

> The last request of Edward I before he died was that his body should be boiled and the bones carried into battle against the Scots. This request was not carried out.

Really....makes me think

lads one day we're all going to make it

>>70979447
grim

could someone kick me bollocks? thanks

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preeti
priya

Zyzz promised us we'd all make it, so I believe it to be true

the ideal gf lads:

>kinda chubby with big tits
>olive skin town
>chestnut brown hair and hazel eyes
>likes the same music as me
>likes or at least willing to take it up the bumhole
>likes the same music as me
>hair dresser (free hair cuts)
>likes getting drunk and smoking weed all the time

reckon ill poo before the days end

>>70979462
don't see how when i actively work against it

>>70979505
done a biggie already, drinking a very strong coffee now and can feel round 2 in the chamber

>>70979458
Try 'why' instead of 'was', you daft paki

>>70979505
>>70979520

oh shit pooing right now lads

woah woah woah

watch your language lad

wouldn't want your mother knowing you're saying such things

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what happens here? anything interesting?

>>70979535
me too

>>70979503
Do you post about work every weekday mate

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the ideal gf
>is a girl
>has a vagina
>will have sex with me

>(free hair cuts)
jej

in the north of india there is such a lack of women that men are sharing their wives with their brothers

my dream girl dont exist

>>70979448
you've really let the gimmick slip mate, I haven't seen a bollockpost in yonks

get it together alri?

willing to play a game chesslad if you're still around
haven't played in years though

GOOD MOOOORNING

>>70979594
Been a bit absent sorry
/sp/ requires my attention

GOOD NIIIIIIGHT

>right now, we're closer to 2022 than 2011

mental

>>70979601
WE

THE NOOOOOOOORDERN BURDDERS

4:12 las

>>70979557

it's a good idea. Plus she could tell me if I'd look good in hair styles I've otherwise never consider

what quick thing should I get her for valentines day

>does a shitpost
>gets a lot of attention
alri, u spastics

What's love got to do with it?

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>>70979630
>i graduated in 2011
you cunt why?!

>>70979638
3:15

Winters come and the sun hasn't shown his face it all
Every time that he wakes medicates with alcohol
He's depressed, it's the best time of year to end it all
Take a half dozen pills plus a fifth that equals problem solved

>>70979673
what's your excuse to be awake fellow neetman?

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I AM GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN
MY AURA SMILES AND NEVER FROWNS

did a poo

>>70979638

3:18 lad

>>70979707
playing Dwarf Fort

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>tfw fallen in love more in my dreams than in real life
i wasn't meant for this world lads

do you wipe back to front or front to back?

>>70979710
>Alan Keyes

haha what's his wife's name? Pad Lockes? lol

>>70979738
back to front
>>70979739
good post

when i was a little kid i used to get my mum to watch me poo because i was afraid a hand would reach out and pull me in the toilet

>>70979732
woa that is one ugly looking game
>>70979724
whats yours

>>70979738
Alternate between wipes
Also I stick a bit of toilet paper up me arse to really get it cleaned.

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Ended up check mating this dunce even though he had me dead to rights

reckon we should euthanise the blind, lads.

>>70979733
mate...have a word with yourself.....

>>70979805
they'll never see it coming

HAHAHA

>>70979738
front to back

>>70979812
you're not german, are you?

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haha

>>70979829
no?

>>70979545
Not since 1998.

i'll never forgive australia for the shameful treatment recieved by the most based man in aussie history, tony abbott

>>70979805
but hellen keller man

the real Brexit starts here

>>70979772

my wage slave job is midnight to 8am. Just used to it now

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>>70979842

>>70979739
i realise this is like 10 minutes later but this is a genjuinely funny post well done sir

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>listen to "California" by phantom planet
>they censor the word "guns"

kneel on my knees for half an hour before sitting after taking a poo

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>>70979848

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>>70979870
shit
is it worth it?
Do you like your job?
do you enjoy.. life?

>it's thursday already

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>>70979903

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post german humor

>>70979880
noticed this when i was listening to "teenage dirtbag" by wheatus

>>70979903
It's Friday in 2 and a half hours

>>70979936
probably because the context was bringing a gun to school and the song came out the year after columbine

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>have to go in to uni today

>>70979936
I prefer Teenage Wasteland by Who

>>70979936
if it was VEVO I think they censor everything really heavily in case some pusshole complains

who /synth/ here?

>>70979900

>yes
>its super fucking easy
>no
>more or less

>>70979996
>>70979996
>>70979996

>>70979940
well it's obviously not though, is it, I just got to work

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>>70979991
>who /synth/ here?

>>70979870
lmao @ you

holy shit lads fagtano absolutely btfoing pjw on yt

>>70979988
they didn't censor the word "dick" tho

>>70979864
The real Brexit was the friends we made along the way.

>>70977345
His nose looks like the underside of a penis.