F

>above 45 degrees is considered hot in Australia
wtf that's even colder than Canada

>>70973800

just a bit of sun banter boyo

S L I P
S L O P
S L A P

>>70973821
its celcius, tyrone

>>70973800
F

>>70973841
SEEK AND SLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

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>>70973841
forgot about slip slop slap
t. lived in melbourne as a kiddo

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>nothing personal, skin cancer

>>70973800
I'm getting 2/3m of snow tonight btw

Boston I cant be asked to take a pic fuck off

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>>70973800
what the fuck

SLIDE ON SUNNIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzA47J7QsVk

>>70973800
How do people can survive this, are you master race, Australia?

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>>70973800
Literally spent 4 hours shovelling snow today and its meant to snow up to another foot tomorrow. My condolences. What are you doing to stay cool, ozanon?

>>70974039

nothing, I'm going out in a minute to play pokemon go with my partner while getting a tan

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>>70973800
post pics out your window of things catching fire and spoiders and giant goanas pls and thank u. here is a pic of mountains near my house to cool u.

>>70974039
quit being a baby and look forward to shoveling, it's a great workout

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>>70973800
alri?

>>70974026
Yes, yes we are ivan

>>70974065
>pokemon go

You deserve that melanoma

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I know how Australia feels. I live in Los Angeles. It's mild now, but summers can be unbearable. Air conditioning is a must.

My dad has to get cancerous growths removed from his face by a doctor occasionally. I'm worried how the excessive sun exposure will cause me to age.

Also, why is Perth so mild? I expected Perth to be just as hot as the rest of the coast line.

Imagine how hot it gets in the summer.

But seriously, that is too hot.

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>more than 30° C

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>>70973800
wtf there are places in WA that's below 10C?

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>>70973800
At least it was a dry day r-right?

>>70974679
it was raining on and off where i am right up until the first 40 degree day.

>>70973800
wtf, why's WA so cool..

Thank god i dont bloody live there.

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>live in SA
>41 degrees yesterday
>power gets shut off because we literally don't have enough to go around

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>He doesn't live somewhere where it's 40 degrees+ all year long

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>>70974390

>More than 5° C

>>70973800
with solar panels becoming so affordable and australias incredibly high UV dosage we need to build a giant solar farm in the middle of that black area powering pumps from the bight into desalination plants which spray the area all day long creating a giant artificial rainforests

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>>70974712
I'm so sorry, it must be horrible being steamed alive

>>70974227
Try living in Bakersfield with 100+ degree summers and top 5 worst air quality in the nation.

>>70974390
It never reached 40° C here. Comfy.

>>70974859
Why doesn't Australia mine it's nice natural resources to make solar panels and since there's a lot of sunlight in Australia just plonk a few million square miles of them out in the desert and sell the power to the rest of the world or at least the Asians and Pacific Islanders?

>>70974859
the project would have to survive multiple Governments and twice as many Prime Ministers and would be a complete failure.

>>70975081
for >>70974925

How prevalent is skin cancer in Australia?

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>>70974864
at least it's summer in Australia.

>38ºC in winter
your country is the worst piece of shit on this fucking planet.

>>70974227
Perth is usually the hottest, guess it's opposite day

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>>70974144
it is a great workout, but it snows too much. i need a snoblower. it takes too much time out of my work. i know this sounds whiny but 4 hours is stupid. 1hr would be perfect haha

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>Temperatures that don't start with "-"

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>>70975122
>38ºC in winter

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>>70974227
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>70974039

Genuine question- I have never seen snow. What does snow feel like. Really just seems like it would be annoying after a while.

>>70975364
looks like RMS went bara mode

>>70975374
It's white, soft and cold. It absorbs all sounds, falls without a noise, it brings a feeling of peace, so deep that if you stay too much in the snow, you'll fall in a deep slumber, a slumber that lay never end.
That's why you don't fucking stay outside. But seeing snow falling from inside your home is 100% comfy.

>>70974227
>tfw uni dorm room has 0 (zero) AC and 0 (zero) fans

Pretty comfy here 2bh

wtf are the blues areas???

>>70975532
thats what you get for going to school nerd

>>70975607

only death

>>70975607

Below 12℃

>>70975374
Canuck >>70975484 explained it perfectly.

>>70975698
yeah just how

>>70975122
>35° in Feb

Fuck living in Mexico, no wonder they all want to move north

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>>70975639
>>70975719
fuckin pussies can't even shovel some snow

>>70974712
It was 43 degrees the other day, here around two hours south of Sydney. It's 34 at the moment and supposed to be 40 both tomorrow and Saturday.
Feels fucking bad, man. Lying in front of a fan, still sweating.

>>70975719
I phrased that wrong, I meant it's less than 12℃

>>70975799
I mean how do those places get to this temperature amidst all of this hell

>>70975374
Like bags of milky coins.

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>27ºC

>>70975816
www.weatherzone.com.au/news/australia-heatwave-sees-victoria-south-australia-swelter-nsw-expects-temperatures-to-soar-soon/525833

>>70975816
Just one of those days, weather here can be quite erratic.
A few days ago in my city it was 17 and rainy , now it's 33 and dry.

>>70975869
>>70975889
I've felt 40 C ONCE in my life and almost died lol

Just run to the australian alps

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>>70973800

>>70975934
>alps
Quality.

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As if living in western Sydney wouldn't be bad enough.
https://twitter.com/weatherzone/status/829199512895889408

So you people just live with the AC on 24/7?

this is unlivable

>>70973863
It says F right there >>70973800

>>70976234
to pay respects, you big doofus

>>70976212
here in los angeles it's pretty much on indefinitely during summer and our electric bill fucking doubles

>>70975532
buy a fan you retarded cunt.

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>>70976234

>>70976494
Literally not enough power points on my power board with my pc

>>70973800
>worstralia

im the 42ºC area RIGHT now in a caravan RIGHT NOW and its not even under shade internal temp currently 44ºC humidity 23% just in me shorts boys its honestly not that bad i just got a little fan on me the big one works weird has a large metal grate on the back that acts as a heatsink almost. works well when its 30ºC~ or so but past that it just blows hot air because of the metal grate.

anyway im in a big tin car basically in 42C right out in the sun and its not that bad just get a fan dickheads

perfect beer drinkin weather lads

go get a cold one and try not to think about the heat

>>70975934

40c is fine if it's dry heat, it's like being close to an open fire

>>70975113

pretty sure we have the highest, more than twice that of the US

>live in SW Sydney
>all these smelly indians on their way back from school

at least the qt teenage girls are sweating hard enough to have their school shirts stick to their skin

>>70975374
its like a very light and fluffy sand, if you step on fresh snow a foot deep your foot will go almost all the way through the snow to the ground without any resistance and even make that noise your feet do when running on soft sand

>>70973821
Rly nigga? Southern hemisphere

>>70975374
it's comfy as fuck but if you like to go outside a lot, like to a park in the afternoon or whatever, it does get rather annoying after a while.

>tfw it can get 125F/52C here in the summer

>>70977019
phoenix?

It's snow a little in Tokyo now

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>>70973800
This pic is more accurate

>>70977090
This is stupid they look nothing alike. You could draw a happy merchant's face over any country and it would almost fit

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>>70977090

>>70977201
Check your eyes sven

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>>70977380
>being this retarded

it had to be a leaf

>>70977525
Stupid third worlders

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>2017
>your country isnt soaking in above extreme levels of UV

keep up famalam

>>70975218
253 °K isn't cold enough for you?

>>70977768

lel

>>70976843
it isn't fucking fine I live in dry heat and it's fucked up last year humidity got to 11% and temperature like 34 C it was death

>>70976296
>>70976631
Retarts

>>70977768
Jesus Christ, why

>>70977768
I fine without skin cancer thank you

>>70977768

>tfw going to gain super powers because of global warming

tybg

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>>70973800
[PANIC]

>>70978052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=namndS6fvEs

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>>70973800
BURN FUCCBOI BURN

>>70975754
Trust me m8, they don't wanna.
anything less than 15 is fucking cold

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When Spaniards say don't go to Andalusia in summer means don't go to Andalusia in summer

>>70979867
There is morocco joke here somewhere

>>70973821
Man, the ignorant American meme really is real

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>mfw rains and it's going to be 30+ the next day

Lmao get rekt you dumb Kangaroo's. That's what you deserve for living in a desert, you're basically arabs. I'll live in Gods own country covered in forest and vegetation.

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>>70975934
> The Australian Alps

>>70975133
>>70974227
Today was the coldest feb day since 1896 in or something like that in perth. never seen it like this in feb before ever. >>70974227

Why do people think heat is unbearable?

>have air-conditioning on

Wow, problem solved very easily

>>70975113
On average 2 in 3 australians are diagnosed with skin cancer before the age of 70

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>>70981309
Not so fast, pitiful human

>>70981377
That's the pissweak skin cancers though like keratomas and basal cell carcinomas
You can literally remove them with a chemical peel

Australians who live south of Brisbane are not real Australians

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>>70973800

I hope each and every one of you dies an excruciating death.

>>70974784

>not using solar energy
>in fucking Australia

less competent than even third worlders

make the sun your bitch, cucks

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>>70973800
It's finally dropped :D

>>70974859
It's still not worth it. Your power only works during the day unless you mine for expensive lithium batteries or switch back to coal before dinnertime. Keep in mind that 90% of your electric bill is for nighttime/morning use of the electric oven, clothes dryer and hot water heater.

>>70981916
this post best post

WTF AUSTRALIA, YOU ARE PRACTICALLY NEXT TO ANTARCTICA WTF

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>>70973800
The state of the present town

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>>70973800
>mfw greenie South Australians will get what they deserve for leeching off our grid

>>70977768
We need to create giant gravitational field generators and start pulling this hellhole of a continent south

>>70975374
it's fun to drive in

t. michigander

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>>70981266
I wish we had more of this then desert

>>70973800
looks like the toilet after indian night

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>>70973800

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>>70977938
Stupid pic. Canada has much warmer summers than Britain.

>>70973800
40c is comfy af m'friend

beers and caipirinhas :^)

>>70985515
40C is one thing, if it is 40C and 100% humidity i will be swallowing a .308

>>70985573
That has never happened.

>>70973800
21 deg here in perth today

Literally froze my tits off.

>>70975758
Do americans have to shovel snow every day or they get a penalty from their homeowner community? How much time does it take? Don't you have this thing called "public services"?

>>70985781
this

was shivering when it dipped below 20

>>70985781
>>70985967
weaklings

>>70973800
I lived +43ºc once, it wasn't that bad, you feel a bit ill and had weird head ache, but it wasn't like burning inside the oven.

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>>70977768
Gee, Ms. Audrey. I guess we can turn off the UV lamps for today. Bring all the tools for sterilization outside. And yes, don't forget the spidernet.

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When you reach those temperatures you literally can do nothing, and you either slow down or you collapse. Imagine working in a farm with this heat and sun, this is why in southern Spain they got the siesta (now is more a thing of the past though), you sleep during mid-day (13-16) when the sun and the heat is more extreme and then you work out until late afternoon-night. In Southern Spain temps of 40ºC are pretty much the norm in summer. In Arabic and Middle-Eastern countries doing night life is/was basically the norm, and it was even more common before Western standards were implemented there, by necessity in a globalized world. No wonder these countries always had moon symbology, when the night comes it's like a saving goddess from the inclemence of the sun.

>>70986418
are you aware that those temperatures are not real right

>dude my car says 50ºc!!! omg!!!
>reality: barely 42ºc

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-04/mon-repos-turtles-hurting-in-heatwave-qld/8230036?pfm=ms&pfmredir=sm
>Piles of dead turtle hatchlings are lining Queensland's famous Mon Repos beach amid a heatwave which has pushed the sand's temperature to a record 75 degrees Celsius.
>While the majority of hatchlings break free from their nests at night when the sand is cooler, those escaping in the day face overheating.
>"They can't sweat, they can't pant, so they've got no mechanism for cooling," Department of Environment and Heritage Protection chief scientist Dr Col Limpus said."If they encounter very hot sand they just simply heat up.

poor little guys

>>70973800
tell me about it

>>70974065
>tan
I think you mean skin cancer

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>>70986544
Yeah I know, the max registered world wide I think it was 57ºC and in Spain it barely reached the 50ºC, but it still gives you an idea.

>>70974859
that's genius

>>70986799
The skin cancer rates in Australia must be one of the highest, you Anglos are too pale for that shit.

>>70973800
>2 in 3 Australians will be diagnosed with skin cancer by the age of 70.
>Skin cancers account for about 80% of all new cancers diagnosed each year in Australia.
make sure you wear a hat lads

>>70986887
Apparently not, only second
http://i.stuff.co.nz/national/health/78363931/new-zealand-overtakes-australia-for-highest-rates-of-skin-cancer-says-study

>>70973800
I swear the UV index is never on a safe level here

It's literally impossible not to get skin cancer here. Sunscreen and other protection doesn't make you immune and many of us need to be in the sun to do day-to-day shit, like our jobs. Shit's fucked.