/brit/

>>70970120
Nice whore

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rate the ol slag

anime

Been with about 500 women....usually organise over facebook....always coming back for more.....cock is probably 10 inches at this point (still growing)....currently earning 120k at only 20....about 6ft6...harvard and ocford offered me places for free but turned them down---much too establishment....currently smoke 100 cigarettes a day and run a 5 minute mile...

poo
cara
maisie

fucking yanks i try to like you but you always post cuck shit you fuckign cucks

>>70970148
Source?

We are all just jungle monkeys

Look at yourself
What do you see?
JUNGLE MONKEY
POKING AT A KEYBOARD
JUNGLE MONKEY

if i encountered a globalist i'd wring their fucking neck

>>70970154
decent post, 7/10

>>70970148
I've seen a picture of her before

Album?

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high test

Been with about 5000 women....usually organise over facebook....always coming back for more.....cock is probably 10 ft at this point (still growing)....currently earning 1200k at only 18....about 7ft6...harvard and ocford offered me places for free but turned them down---much too establishment....currently smoke 150 cigarettes a day and run a 5 minute mile...

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>>70970165
Elsa Jean isn't "cuck shit"

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>>70970148
corr need a gf with tits and vagina

>>70970154
>currently smoke 100 cigarettes a day

disgusting habit 2bh

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THOUGHTS?

desu if my face was all gone like that guy in the military video better off to just put a bullet in my head

he's blind for life and worse even if he survived

Yanks sorry for telling you to fuck off earlier can any of you tell me about N.Arizona Uni would be great help!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UmWAw4SGZE

imagine being so brainwashed by anti smoking lobbyists that the very idea of a fairly heavy smoker in their mid to late 20s who is fit and healthy literally blows your mind

Actually wait I just found all the information about N. Arizona uni I need so don't bother replying!

PS Fuck all yanks!

>>70970213
/cum/ will have some lads from arizona in it

try there

Been with about 10000 women....usually organise over /soc/....always coming back for more.....cock is probably 10 metres at this point (still growing)....currently earning 1,000,000k at only 16....about 8ft6...harvard and cambridhe offered me places for free but turned them down---much too establishment....currently smoke 2000 cigarettes a day and run a 5 second mile...

Globalist here..... ruined over 5 million lives.... and counting..... had my cock surgically removed... about 5ft3..... worth tens of billions of dollars.... graduated from warton business school suma cum laude...

>>70970239
>why yes, inhaling tar and rat poison will surely have no detrimental effects on my body, the doctors are liars

>>70970201
kys

>i'm *coughs* 27 and have been smoking at least 20 cigarettes *clears throat* and 3-5 joints every day for 12 years and i'm yet to notice any health impact whatsoever *runs out of breath*

>>70970213
Most directional schools are shit desu. Honestly we have like 3000 unis so unless someone is from arizona here they wont know anything more than you can look up

watched some old videos of me and my ex being cute together and didn't feel anything

mental thought i'd never get over it

Been with about 5 women....usually organise over facebook....always coming back for more.....cock is probably 10 cm at this point (stable)....currently earning 12k at only 28....about 5ft6...harvard and oxford offered me places for a fee but turned them down---much too expensive....currently smoke 1 cigarettes a day and run a 50 minute mile...

>>70970243
We might as well use them they won't fuck off regardless of you telling them one million times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgpcZEJojlk

>>70970267
eating meat is worse for you than smoking

>>70970210
fucking runt nigger

stop using the n-word

>>70970275
>>70970267
my dad's been smoking for 52 years and he never fucking coughs

>>70970298
liar

>>70970293
can you stop posting this shite

>>70970299
You gonna do something about it or are you just gonna keep talking, you tart.

>>70970328
never

>>70970275
>>70970248
Thanks Lads yh nt expecting it to be a good uni considering the one I'm at now ain't great

>>70970298
stop listening to vegan propaganda

"Runt" is such a satisfying word to say. Runt. Rrrrrrunt. RUNT. OI RUNT.

>>70970323
been smoking 6 months and sometimes cough from it only smoke >5 a day

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eve he has a gf. what's your excuse?

Where do sports direct mugs come from?

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>>70970119

>>70970388
Direct from sports

runt runtingdon runtish runter runtoid

>>70970343
Just looked it up. Flagstaff is pretty cool actually. College towns are the best part of america if you're 18-25. Everything from pubs, clubs, restaurants, house parties, libraries, and cafes are within walking distance.

Theres also tons of really hot girls there, along with tons of complete fucking idiots since its an easy school to get into

>>70970398
where did her cobs go

>eating *coughs* meat is worse for you, *splutters* than.....*runs out of breath*

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>why yes I do partake of the 'bac

This is your life if you go to northern arizona uni lad

better be ready to be a complete normie fuckwit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UggGxCWYK4w

>>70970374
plenty of people more autistic and uglier than me have had gfs. weird kids in high school that people thought would be serial killers were getting gfs.


im out of excuses by now 2bh

Going outside for a smoke, chatting with the randoms and see all the cunts scrapping/making cunts of themselves is probably the best part of a night out.

fun fact: johan cruyff smoked 20-40 cigarettes a day throughout his football career and was one of the greatest of all time and played at the highest level into his 30s

http://youtu.be/dQqx6x5IgRU

>>70970213
NAU drop out here. Fantastic outdoors area, Northern Arizona doesn't get the credit it deserves as a natural wonder land that it is. It's in the top 10 for heaviest snowfall for continental cities, and monsoon storms during the summer.

As far as the University goes, its middle of the pack, but when I left they were updating all the buildings from the 1800s. Fresh and prime 'tang from southern california, all in all I think you'll enjoy it.

ahaha whos firin one up ladsss on the wacccyyyyy mad us lot innit gettin smashed off the baccccccyyyyy like a rasta we are gangstas check it bruv

do you believe in ghosts lads?

>>70970519
Yeah I do, just saw my sex life floating around the other day

I am a normie, AMA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck off janny giving me a warning.

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watched pirates of the caribbean 1-3 the other day
strange how i remembered almost all of 1 and 3 but basically nothing of 2

Diamond is the strongest metal,

>>70970499
yeah but most people in that era smoked cigarettes as well, it was a level playing field. smoking cigarettes was as common as drinking coffee, and most professional athletes in those days smoked and drank like madmen

>>70970519
yeah saw my dad after he did an ol' 'cide

>>70970421
Cheers mate whats american uni accomadation like seems super social in movies n' shit. Also whats weed laws like in Arizona (if you know)?

>>70970547
virus dont click

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Smoking first joint out of thid for the anoNs asking earlier

>>70970512
said like a man who's afraid to walk past the local council estate

>>70970559
funny story, 2 is the only one I remember anything of hahaahahahahahah crazy

>>70970577
Lmao they share bedrooms don't they

Waheyyy enjoy

>>70970540
>tfw my sex life was never even born so that it could die
>tfw my sex life was aborted when it was still gestating in the womb

>>70970590
was born and bred in the flats bruv they got knocked down when i were a lad then we is went to live on the estate

I am a test tube baby

>>70970592
>>70970559
you two should get married

then, as a power couple, you could have a strong recollection of all of the PoC movies

:)

i am not marrying the haitiANO

>>70970616
hahha, I love Ali G indahouse too :^)

What should I listen to while I sleep?

Can't decide between Chopin, Mozart, or Beethoven. Other suggestions welcome, tbqh

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Let's compare lads

http://www.speedtest.net/

A BOY ASKED ME FOR A DATE !!

what should I do ? What if he says "you look different in person" and then he leaves :(

>>70970561
not a metal

>>70970652
b8rz 2g4

Anyone else not able to even picture themselves in a relationship at this point?

>>70969612
This actually genuinely shook me a bit, good to know I'm not completely desensitised by those epic edgy /b/ liveleak videos

>>70970658
Debussy or Rachmaninov

>>70970577
>>70970597
If you're a freshman you tend to. You can get your own dorm room obviously. I'd avoid the dorms in general though

Usually there are some student accommodation flats

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>>70970680

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>brother is a lazy stoner
>has had more jobs than hot dinners
>currently on the dole
>got offered a job recently
>110 quid per day
>they need him to work from 6am-6pm
>told them he can only do afters and nights as he doesn't drive
>they refuse and fuck him off
>ask him why he didn't just get a taxi until he can drive
>MATE IT WOULD COST ME LIKE 25 QUID A DAY IN TAXIS
>so earning 85 quid per day is worse than earning 200 quid a month or whatever the fuck you get on the dole?!
>LOL O YEAH I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

What an utter mong.

>>70970680
desu it depends on the type of stuff

certain things can still make me cringe but that specifically I was 100% fine with

>>70970678
are there no attractive women where you live?

>>70970652
haha innit julie an all that

>>70970685
probably gonna go for the cheapest shit available desu

I'm
Staying in tonight
Watching TV by myself
'cause yesterday my girlfriend wrecked my life

>>70970677
probably the greatest text message ever sent

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gf just sent me this

>new owners at work
>making people redundant left, right and centre
>talking about it with girl I like
>she has a BF so I have never asked her out
>asks me what I'm gonna do if I lose my job
>tell her I'll find a new one or maybe even go traveling
>''yeah but I might not see you ever again :(''

What did she mean by this? I've made my interest in her known but never taken it too far, as, like I said, she has a BF.

>>70970786
same

>>70970786
may as well be a bare arse at this point

>>70970724
110 a day?

>>70970806
>analysing an offhand comment make by a woman

don't do this you silly cunt

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bf sent me this

>>70970786
calling bull

splendid rear though

>>70970678
i picture myself in a relationship all the time


its one of the only things that keeps me going. i think being without a gf for so many years will make me appreciate having one a lot more 2bh.

I love the affordable care act, but I hate Obamacare.

>>70970806
honestly you're thinking too heavy she just mans you're a good colleague that she's enjoyed working with, like a good stapler

r/unitedkingdom is still mad about brexit hahaha

https://youtu.be/1LzggK5DRBA

ah yes, can't wait to watch this

>>70970786
my gf sent me a shot similar to this but it was her pussy instead

>>70970848
I miss him

'llocks are very sweaty

Must sleep

T2 is over-rated as shit just one massive nostalgia wank, the people I went with were saying it was as good as original wtf 6.5/10

>>70970982
one of the best sequels of all time m8

who wants to rim my hairless twink arsehole?

>>70970982
fuck off its a great film

playing EU4 as moortugal

I've got the entire caribbean, much of brazil, parts of colombia, and areas of west Africa, along with most of the Iberian peninsula

It's the mid 1600s and russia hasn't formed yet, brandenburg is relatively weak, austria is no longer powerful, the commonwealth is gigantic, and the netherlands own the eastern coast of england

don't know what's going on

>>70970815
Fucking wonderful, isn't it? I see girls walking to class in this+ a skintight mid-riff-baring shirt that is a essentially sports bra. Like why even wear clothes? I can see the exact curve of your tits and ass. You might as well just paint yourself every morning.

>>70970982
Yeah it's reddit shite

Just like Aliens

>>70971012
I'll rim it with a staple gun you cretin

>>70971003
>>70971024

they rehashed so much shit from the original every other scene they might aswell have got the actors to wink at the camera

>>70971046
so what. it worked and millions of people love it.

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Might shag an escort tomorrow.

Last one I shagged.

>>70971040
funnily enough one of the guys I was with reccomended Aliens after we left the cinema

when will girls realise that a loose, slightly above knee length skirt is both more classy and hotter than skin-tight leggings?

>>70970982
is there a hd torrent out yet? has anyone here read the book? is it better?

>>70971042
>staple gun


hmm, quite the freudian symbolism here

*makes note in your file*

>>70971046
wat?
they completely reversed the premise of the original

>>70971084
How do you think her father would feel about this?

>>70971040
aliens is fucking great
heem yourself cunt

>>70971030
>You might as well just paint yourself every morning.
did a little chuckle at this

>>70971025
I played Victoria II in a heavily modded (by myself) version of the game where Napoelonic Frnace "won" (the Manlet King tripped and broke his neck in 1808, before he could betray Spain and Davout took power and made a truce).The French demographic collapse never happened, so France has potential power on par with Russia.

Currently playing as Spain, having an absolute blast. Just conquered the UK and renamed their capital to "Londres".

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What are you supposed to do when your house catches on fire while you're in the middle of a poo?

Who here /no friends/

>>70971085
kek

That's all you need to know

I bet they're big Ghostbusters fans

>>70971073
>millions of people love it.
yeah but it was exactly that playing to what people want and it doesn't advance the franchise

>>70971129
*raises paw*

>>70971102
probably doesn't have a father, thence why she fucked up her life

>>70971143
how should it have been advanced then mr film expert

'za's in boyos! 10 minutes tops

>>70971102
he either molested her as a kid or he was never around to begin with

>>70971129
desperately lonely desu

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>>70971102
Don't care.

Another one.

>>70971131
Said his fav was BTTF

Why do women smell so nice?

>>70971084
how much for a go

>>70971170
what flavour

I have never had a worthwhile interaction with a normie

>>70971169
Id liked to watch a film that didnt feel like 30 mins of original material and an hour of nostalgia wanking

>>70971143
eh I don't think what you're saying is possible unless it's completely different from Porno

>>70971199
Both were 60 quid for half an hour.

>>70971205
veggies on thin whole-wheat crust ofc

>>70971197
wear way too much perfume

i dont want to smell ANYONE and if i can smell you from 10 metres away then that's not attractive you silly bints

i've never been so fucking depressed

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>You just gotta Bea yourself bro

>>70971236
good lad

Reckon I could bed a lefty slag.
would give her such a passionate hatefucking

>>70971236
what's wrong?

>>70971128

lads this is very important

The UK, along with Canada/Aus/NZ, and maybe Cuba, is possibly the only country that I would happily die to defend. Love you guys. Please send more sexy milfs like Gemma Arterton and Kate Beckinsale.

>>70971237
probably all models

>>70971222
Just feel they could have been less heavy handed with the nostalgia shit and kept to the new story

>>70971257
prepare for a wall of text

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>>70971262

>>70971263
>Gemma Arterton
>milf

she was born the same year as me, guess I'm getting old

I thank you for your sentiment though

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>>70971128
>>70971262
I would finish taking a shit. If the fire was still growing and I had time to get out, I would. If not, oh well. I'd just grab my shotgun, finish things off, and I'd have a goofy story to tell my great-grandparents in Heaven.

>the one jewish poster who promotes communism and hates white people

textbook

>>70969610
explain this

>>70971183
literally lol'd

>>70971299
milf is anyone over 25 these days desu

>>70971269
is it true the government fakes the statistics

>>70971300

You sure they're not just looking at everything you are doing this very minute?

>>70971257
nothing. and everything.

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Would you, lads?

>>70971262
shit into a fireman's helmet

Who suggested Debussy?
fucking nice mate. definitely a so-called fan.

>>70971321
You're a good guy

Dont go to Sainsbury's tommorow

NEED a robotic gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEl1fvEgywQ

Want a cuddle

>>70971362
ok cheers

>>70971333
what statistics

>>70971358

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUx6ZY60uiI

just listen through all of this. it's fantastic

>>70971346
hmmmmmm good question. would i, the 28 year old khv, have sex with an 9/10 female if given the opportunity? very difficult to say, will have to meditate on this and report back to you.

>>70971263
>Cuba

what the frick

Left uni halls came home
Giving up on trying to be a normie

>>70971346
Shes got some misplaced hairs on her forehead so probably not

righto lads, time for a cheeky wank aye

mad how easy it is to be an accidental nonce

>>70971391
about having great education, health care, etc

>>70971417
dropped out?

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Right then, where should I start?

>>70971397
I'm already listening lad.

>>70971405
My dad is from Cuba. My mom's ancestors actually fought in the US Army to liberate Cuba from the Spanish. So I've got a lot of love and respect for that country.

>>70971446
moved in with parents

>>70971404
very good post

>>70971449
Look for a shorter introduction

Got a job lads. Gonna be working at a castle.

>>70971465
so you're still studying?

I hurt myself today

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i'm cooler than everyone in this thread

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Got my A level mock today at 9AM and I have to leave the house at 6AM

Should I get some sleep or just caffeine the fuck out of myself and revise?

Starting to go on /brit/ everyday is this a concern how often are you lads here?

>>70971492
Fuck off child

>>70971499
5 hours every day minimum, about 16 on the weekend

*has a cheeky wank*

>>70971492
drop out of school

>>70971488
yeah they don't live that far from the uni

>>70971404
the real question is: would she? and would she persist when i pretend she's not really interested and is just playing a Cruel Woman Joke?

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>>70971504
Sorry lad, I'm 18 and perfectly within my rights

tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

>>70971492
Have a 15-30min kip at around 3-4 if you're staying up and you'll feel a bit better

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPe7zxfxJmQ

Here's a free scummy tune lads

>>70971517
>>70971465
Why are you answering his questions for me you creep

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>reading Christopher Reeve's biography

>>70971506
wew, at least I post these days, lurked for like a year twice a week and made >50 posts in that time

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA
wtf I hate white people now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcMZl6YwNs

Good tune for those classical music lads ITT

>>70971558
the real question should be how have i got the right answers

>>70971499
been here pretty much every day for the past 4 years

>>70971588
It's pretty easy to workout

>>70971580
>those dislikes

when is the mainstream media going to realise that all their shilling is accomplishing is making them look like fools

>good looking af
>tall
>great body
>not autistic
BUT
>not very social
>have very few friends
>no social circle

How do I get a GF with no social circle whatsoever? I really need to find one ASAP as I'm tired of fucking escorts all the time.

I get fucking loads of matches on tinder and have dozens of unread messages on badoo.

Maybe I'll try that. I'm getting lonely.

>>70971492
you should rest and not worry about it, but it sounds like you're already worried and will sleep badly so I don't know!

Did anyone else here post in the very first /brit/ thread

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"Just put the dinner on love, x"

>>70971607
ah but how do i know you just watched tranny porn and then cried

i do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep

If I do a poo will you die?

>>70971636
>Ashens
good lad

doing an inciting violence

>>70971567
did you start on /int/ or something?

Coursehero is literally a god send

Polishing off this assignment I put no effort in to

>>70971664
rasheed

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>>70971562

Aye my t-shirt cries too lad

>>70971660
It would be extremely smelly

>>70971666
started on /b/ then browsed /pol/ (ironically) and /sp/
just use /sp/ and /int/ mainly with a few others chucked in

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>started on /b/ then browsed /pol/ (ironically)

>>70971681
Hate this shite

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"Make sure to take your red pills today!!! xxxx
mum xxx"

>>70971443
public uni education is good (FOR NOW), especially in Mayaguez, but everything else is shit

>>70971681
Do hot girls even realize how cruel they're being when they do this?

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>Do hot girls even realize how cruel they're being when they do this?

>>70971700
used to go on /sci/ now that board is both pretentious AND shit at least /lit/ is interesting and pretentious

>cluedo

going to make an actual real effort to attain gf this year lads
it's GOING to happen

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the gf

>>70971749
hahaha yes hmm

>>70971749
Ah yes, the thing I've been saying to myself every year since 2012

>>70971749
best of luck

>Okay, who here thinks they'll never get married, put your hand up

*raises paw*

>>70971681
hate people like this my man Ghandi said truly good people do it regardless of any reputation it warrants and he wasn't wrong

>>70971764
thinking is worthless because anything is subject to change

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>he fell for the bulking meme

>>70971700
oh desu i started on /a/, lurked for like a year before posting but that was 9 years ago now, i don't bother lurking on any new boards before posting in them anymore, think theres a certain mindset that chonners have, but i can't describe it

>>70971687
fat

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Sorry but as cringe as it is, if you didn't start on /b/ while you where an edgy teen and had rules 1 and 2 fucking hammered into your brain you're likely the cancer that is killing this site

You go on youtube videos now and some of the comments say stuff like '/pol/ sent me here'

Jesus fucking Christ

>>70971756
>>70971762
negative nonces
>>70971763
Thank you lad, when i get one i'll let /brit/ know

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>Sorry but as cringe as it is, if you didn't start on /b/ while you where an edgy teen and had rules 1 and 2 fucking hammered into your brain you're likely the cancer that is killing this site

>You go on youtube videos now and some of the comments say stuff like '/pol/ sent me here'

>Jesus fucking Christ

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the early 1990s goal

>>70971782
>he fell for the cut meme

Bit of the ol chess

https://en.lichess.org/pvgyUTeT
https://en.lichess.org/pvgyUTeT
https://en.lichess.org/pvgyUTeT

>>70971782
is that just a long winded way of saying that women find guys who aren't fat more attractive than guys who are fat?

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developing a game

Why are Euros so fucking bad at English?

Only Germans and Austrians are even remotely intelligible.

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>whites go first

>>70971845
>whites go first

didn't realise you were playing a true to life game...

#stopkillingthemandem

>>70971843
yes but it's also basically saying you cant compensate by being >muh strong fat

>>70971850
They're pretty fucking good actually, especially Scandinavians

Better than Americans at any rate

>>70971845
>checkers

FOY

new!

>>>/mu/70889338
>>>/mu/70889338
>>>/mu/70889338
>>>/mu/70889338

really enjoy the poo whiffs you get during doggystyle ngl

>>70971850
only french and slavs are bad at it

runt in my chess game has spent two minutes on his second move so gonna do a ditch

https://en.lichess.org/rmNtyiYh
https://en.lichess.org/rmNtyiYh
https://en.lichess.org/rmNtyiYh

>>70971790
I was lurking n the other boards at the same time, it's not like I was exploring /int/'s meme's before ensuring post quality or some stupid shit

>>70971865
doesn't everyone know that though?

>>70971850
wät dë fük ïs dîs ämërîkåñ fük tälkïñg åböüt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqL7oNqkFaw

>>70971879
swaglord is bro-tier

>>70971898
no, "permabulkers" (i.e out of shape cunts that think lifting makes up for it i.e me) don't

>>70971810
4chan shouldn't be seen as 'muh secret club' but it definitely shouldn't be discussed in the regular world as one will look like a 'tism

Will try once more but shall be stopping if this runt keeps joining then leaving

https://en.lichess.org/O61duA8R
https://en.lichess.org/O61duA8R
https://en.lichess.org/O61duA8R

>>70971850
i have lived with people of a few nationalities heres my list of anecdotal evidence:

Portuguese: Either really good or really bad

Spanish: Terrible

Chinese: Terrible

French: Terrible

Scottish: Terrible

Brazilian: Terrible

Bulgarian: Really good

Hungarian: Alright

Baltic countries: meh

/plg/ for the last month has just been stupid cunt trips arguing with eachother
reminder that if you have ever even CONSIDERED tripping you need to fuck off to 'dit

>Transgender girl, 11, shot in school
what the actual article says
>Transgender girl, 11, shot in school with BB gun

Never expected clickbait from the BBC.
What the fuck do they have to bait clicks for? Everything is already bought and paid for.

>>70971938
It seems like you might be the problem

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I'm dead inside lads ngl

https://en.lichess.org/M1fcIihS
https://en.lichess.org/M1fcIihS
https://en.lichess.org/M1fcIihS
https://en.lichess.org/M1fcIihS

>>70971864
>>70971873
can you give me some tips on the design?

Is it pleasing to the eyes and minimalistic or does it just look like shit

>>70971961
it's the only way to live

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Are they genuinely happier than the average person? Or do material things like looks and pussy only help so much?

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needed a shit and now i can't go back to sleep

Some aussie runt just ragequitted our chess game

>>70971938
>bulgariniggers
>good
theyre shit

PLASTIC FACE CAN'T SMILE A WHITE OUT

>>70971946
i can't decide whether letting an 11 year old transition is a good or bad thing
one on hand, its probably too early to know
on the other, at least she'll likely be passable

fucking shredded a leaf runt in a chess game

Studylad has gone to study, everyone give a little pray for him

https://en.lichess.org/EW9SDjP6
https://en.lichess.org/EW9SDjP6
https://en.lichess.org/EW9SDjP6

>>70971993
of course they're happier, but don't worry we're all miserable after 40

>>70972026
Fuck I know what you mean, my brain is telling me it's wrong but we need more passable traps to masturbate to.

>>70972026
>>70972053
kys

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got a call from the gf
wasnt even listening to her cause I wanted to post on brit

why the fuck am i doing this

>>70972026
>>70972053
>>70972057
is this bizzaro /brit/?

>>70972074
>>70972074
>>70972074

new

>>70972026
11 year olds don't transition they just suppress puberty until they can decide when they're older.

Bit disappointed in the lad who keeps spoiling the chess games

not sure if i should do something about my hairy chest lads

on the one hand im quite hairy and think when it gets to summer season the lassies might like it less hairy

on the other hand i dont give a fuck and it grows in a fairly aesthetic T across my pecs and down to my pubes

hmmm

>>70972026
Yeah, why not.
I mean if they're wrong, they can always just switch back. No biggie.

They'll be happy as ordinary 5'5, pocket sized man.

please please tell me why u always hatin'

hypeman: WHY U HATIN'??!