/cum/ Canada, United States, Mexico

my cock is basically rock solid at this point

gummy watermelon > sharks > bears >>>>>>>>> peach rings

>>70969193
¿que tal?

>>70969193
CHI

>chips on the sombrero

America truly is the land where they take the best from every culture and improve it.

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Going to Taiwan soon boys

Please don't start WWIII with China until I return safely

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>>70969289
DELETE

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>>70969354
glad you follow my lead

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Oh shit I forgot to post muh gayming chair
Ignore the shitty color of the walls

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Reminder that Trump is going to be ranked as one of the 10 worst presidents.

am I cute /cum/?

post some italo disco choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki8642WL7U4

>>70969496
Yeah

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>a fucking gaming chair
>for all that highspeed gaming he's doing
kek

>>70969511
thank you!

>>70969182
Nothing wrong with that desu.

>>70969520
I bought it because my friend has one and they're comfy
The highest speed video game I play is one where you look at a map

>>70969492
me on the left and centre and right

howdy

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thinking of start a collage of all the asains/refugee's posting under a leaf
how many do you think i can get in a couple months?

>>70969592
At least one

>>70969492
probably in the bottom 3 desu

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>>70969520
>promothing a gaming car chair with an rpg game

just took an explosive enchilada shit

>>70969443
Yeah you invented going to Taiwan

>>70969622
>ASSFAGGOTS
>RPGs

>>70969622

how dumb are you'?

Do you fellas like smoked oysters?

>>70969635
yes

i need to recruit more brethren for the good cause

>>70969682
I'll give you a smoked oyster
*unzips penis*

>>70969696
why, is it from China or something?

>>70969664
a little

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>>70969753
Yeah, all the hormones they fed it made it grow to ten times the normal size.

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>Tfw i realized long ago that the friendzone doesn't exist, allowing me to make several amazing female friends throughout my life

yall need to learn this

yall need to learn this

>>70969592
Here, you can have one.

They are Canadians posting under leaf flags now.

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>>70969561
>Oklahomo

>>70969766
I didn't really want a girlfriend throughout high school because the girl I liked in 7th grade called me a nerd. I had several female friends but never really wanted a romantic relationship.

>>70969766
The friend zone is a 2008 meme dude, it's old hat.

>tfw can't make female friends because I am a creep and an asshole

>>70969763
Why doesn't it work for them?

>>70969763
aight cool. does it have any toxins or diseases though?
I'm pretty skeptical of any Chinese products seenings how poisonous they can be

>>70969848
It does this weird thing where it grows larger and gets really hard if you touch it.

>>70969845
any meme i post is automatically fresh again

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>females
>worth friendship

kinda want some dip

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I was thinking about Alex Jones and you know what he's a showman but if you watch his show for like a week you see that most of that he says isn't necessarily wrong. He's been saying the same exact thing for over 20 years. he seems like a genuine guy.

People say he does it for the money but I read he's worth like 8 million (Pewdiepie is worth what, 50+ million) that's not even that much. He's been working his ass off creating his operation and gets millions of views per show across all of his outlets and creates a 4 hour show every single weekday and a 3 hour show on sundays. He's a dedicated dude and it's gonna be a bummer when the globalists kill him.

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>kinda want some dip

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>>70969877
Only female friend I've had in the last two years brought me snacks and candy from Canada

>>70969867
That doesn't sound healthy :(
I don't want to eat an expired oyster

all of you all's world views are idiotic compared to mine

Everyone who doesn't agree with me is wrong

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>>70969928
Me in my mind.
< Me IRL

to fix the economy we should raise the minimum wage and lower the age of consent

if you dont gimme a (You) then you are wrong.

why doesn't /cum/ include the other na cuntrees?

>>70970044
Everything south of the Rio Grande is shit. Mexico should be happy they're included.

>Conservative Democrats have 16% approval of Trump
>Liberal Republicans have 75% approval
Really makes me think

>>70970098
America does need to have more than two parties, yes.

>>70970008
your beauty is soft and refreshing, like that of the moonlight

>>70970098
a conservative democrat is a democrat from kentucky and a liberal republican is a republican from new york city

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LOL!

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I'm turning turkroach lads

>>70970133
Not really given that party discipline is very weak below the national level.

>>70970163
True, and they're likely to be poor and rich, respectively.

>>70970098
I'd probably be classified as a liberal Republican and I approve of Trump

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Hopefully Dump get impeached.

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>>70970098
Really fizzles my noggin

>>70970204
>below the national level
I don't think I understand.

I don't do it for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it.

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>i approve of Trump

>>70970300
State and local, especially in one-party areas like the cities and the South.

>>70970311
MEX

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ICO

>>70970289
graduating with a Ph.D. in indigenous sexuality in the 19th century gets you less than 35k, you're right

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>the nazi is bros with the natives
>gold bars, big titty spaniard bitches, advanced crossbow technology
>GI-Jew with the M16 somehow sees this as troublesome

These pulp magazines are somethin else

>>70970380
>Team ICO

More like team shitco.

You get it?

Because all their games are shit.

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boobs

https://vid.me/baP0
BUY
A
GUN

>>70970412
wtf i want a mestizo gf now

>>70970445
those nice are tits

Any of you guys go/know about N.Arizona Uni got the chance to go their for a semester!

>>70970501
Ah yes the University of Phoenix is a very prestigious school for the gifted, glad you could make it.

>>70970501
What university are you going to now?

lets play chess

https://lichess.org/arVjaaHU

>>70970583
Notts Trent (pls don't doxx)

>>70970445
wtf i love california now

WATCH MORE MOVIES, plebs

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>>70970445
I think I went to the cafe behind her once

>>70970710
I do you fucking pleb

>>70970710
i stream them in low quality resolution illegally

>>70970654
Girls here don't like autistic betas. No girls do now that I think about it.

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topkek

>>70970764
No shit mang

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>polls are finding Canadians don't like mass immigration and would be more in favour of a muslim ban like down south
why are our politicians such pussies

/cum/ so slow

Arizona boys give me info, stories etc. What should an average height 21 yr old brit expect in da USA

>>70970813
What you need is to join the US

>>70970840
I can't tell if people are memeing when they say this or just that ignorant how shit of a deal that would be for my country. Literally no benefit for us.

>>70970825
Desert, snow in the north and guns I guess.

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>>70970813
Yeah, they always go on about "muh Canadian values" but nobody here likes muslims outside of university campuses and CBC buildings.

>>70970884
islam is a religion of peace :)

>>70970825
Shitty alcohol and people making fun of you for your accent.

>>70970884
i miss all the manitoba posters

>>70970901
You are still posting here? fucking hell man

Are there Turkish minorities in the US? If yes where do they live?

>>70970910
I've got a northern accent so harder to take piss out of i guess

>>70970923
why would i not
or did you mean the namefagging then my bad senor

>>70970884
Even most of the people on university campuses don't like them or are iffy about it. It's just people who like to parrot stuff loudly because they think it will impress people.

>>70970825
Not a Arizona faggot, but if you aren't a total autist beta, girls will love your accent. University areas will be progressive SJW bullshit, but Arizona will be a conservative place especially outside the cosmopolitan urban parts.

>>70970928
In the city.

>>70970943
Yeah it was because of the name.

>>70970971
>In the city.
Which city?

>>70970928
>german
>worried about the turks

nmmmnm

>>70970884
I don't think anyone should be barred from entry on account of their religion.

If you're going to do that, you should first abolish religious freedom and ban religious practices unilaterally.

>>70970963
>>70970963
yh im easy on politics if talking to a righty just say globalism is shit, lefty social issues and welfare good

>>70970990
America is a huge place, any big city likely has Turkish diaspora. Nowhere in particular strikes my mind as being famous for Turkish immigrants.

>There is a history of cultural isolationism within Quebec. It breeds xenophobic attitudes among some. There are intolerant Quebecers. Efforts by the government to protect and promote Quebec language and culture reinforces these attitudes.
it really fires up the neurons

>>70970994
He's a turk

>>70970990
Any American city I bet.

>>70970928
The only Turk I know of in the US is Tarik, a CSGO player.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_Americans#Settlement

>WHITE wins AGAIN
lmao

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jKIErtk6gg
Thread music.

>>70971008
>I don't think anyone should be barred from entry on account of their religion.

Sorry Achmed, nobody likes you.

chess

https://lichess.org/t0R9DE0b

>>70971008
It's really less about the religion and more about the countries that happen to follow the religion. All the countries on Trumps ban list were investigated under Obama's days as dangerous essentially and a threat to national safety.

It's like not allowing German immigration during world war times, except a bigger step up since the Nazi's didn't hijack trucks and drive them into crowds of people for shits and giggles or drop explosives in crowds. Many terrorists within the west have literally left the country to go to the troubled regions to receive training and returned to the Western country to do those attacks.

It just happens they're all from muslim countries because to them it's a religious war.

>>70971016
>>70971035
Good to hear. I was wondering if opening a döner kebab deli would make mad dosh in the US. as far i know kebab is not that popular there and americans love quickly done meat

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C'mere

>>70971028
The Quebecois are the best Canadians (after Albertans, who are the most powerful race in the world)
Prove me wrong

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>tfw we hate immigrants and multi-kult more than the USA

Feels good man!

>>70971132
fake news

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>>70971111
HEY! You're under arrest for stealing my .gi-
>checks repeating digits
I-I mean... n-nice quads, h-heh...

>>70971100
Middle Eastern food is common in the North East Coast I think.

>>70971132
>tfw Canadians hate me

>>70971132
I bet the polling was done in a major city and not collected around the country.

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>>70971163

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>>70971150
>>70971180
>>70971198

wtf I love the CPC now!

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>>70971180
>>tfw Canadians hate me
Only if you don't try to fit in and be an obnoxious ethnic cunt.

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lol

>>70971088
Please show me the terrorist attacks on Canadian soil conducted by foreign nationals.

No, don't. I don't care about your terrorism narrative. I want this to fit my state atheism narrative so I'm not going to listen to you.

Ban religious practice.
Ban the entry of religious aliens into the country.
Minor tax breaks for declared atheist citizen.
Convert all buildings of religious worship into charities.

wish youtube would just let you set the speed of a video to any number

Hey buds I've never been outside of Texas in my life.

Should I go to Meme York or Ohio for my first out of state trip?

>>70971291
jew york

>>70971261
You should see Pacific Islander and Native American data, they make the dindus look skinny.

>>70971198
The polling was actually probably distributed so that a disproportional amount of respondents (by population) were not from the city.

>>70971220
wtf i hate canadian media controlled by lefties now

>>70971251
It's ok man

>>70971291
Go to Chicago and combine both

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Hello /cum/!

feel like purging what i just ate may be a good idea

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>>70971371
Hello fag!

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>>70971261
>posting fake stats

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>>70971396
How'd you know?

>>70971305
Will there be qts?

>>70971320
It can only be one of those two unfortunately

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>>70971430
You are an animeposter, everyone knows what that means.

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>>70971430
>anime image
Don't even need gaydar on 4chan in 2017.

>>70971028
no one thinks this is a bad thing

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Really bakes the pizza, buds

watched action movie from Hong Kong yesterday it was meh but good drama

I literally have not looked at pornography for over two weeks buds
The Jews are losing their influence on me

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>>70971494
>implying california isn't 100%
fake news

>>70971514
what genre

>>70971523
Huh

are vegans "people"?

>>70971574
No.

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>>70971543

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>>70971501
Asian movies are always too over the top for me. Chinks seem incapable of subtly.

>>70971464
This.
As a left-leaning Canadian who supports maintenance of the current immigration rates and is solidly against a ban on immigration from any nation, I believe that xenophobic quebecers are an integral part of the great Canadian mosaic.

Their culture of intolerance and closed-mindedness is just as important as the prevailing culture of openness in Canada and shouldn't be persecuted.

>>70971604
Why you watching asian movies in the first place... are you a zhang

>>70971402
Those are all way too fucking high, and that's just obesity not even people who are overweight.

Fuck this country fucking fat.

>>70971592
Mah nigga is you illiterate?
>>70971611
I've only met one Quebecker in my life

>>70971494
fake map

poopoo penis

>>70971642
But he did ask him a question

They say money makes a nigga act niggerish.
But at least it makes a nigga rich

>tfw BMI of 23.5
>tfw haven't gone on a run since December 25th
>tfw eaten fast food 5 times a week since the start of January

>>70971695
>"I haven't watched porn in two weeks."
>"What genre?"

>>70971711
Yeah, that's the question

He needs an answer

>>70971706
stop eating and start exercising fatty mcfat fat

>>70971706
tfw BMI of 21
>>70971722
The question doesn't make sense in this context.

this shit was lit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC3who987Yg

>>70971704
6/10

would be better if you make it "a muthafuckin nigga rich" instead

>Having a BMI above 20

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>he doesn't have a favorite porn genre

is this an accurate description of the universe and its habitants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdPeEUB0p-w

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liZm1im2erU

>having a BMI under 30

>>70971751
lesbian of course, cant have any penises ruining my fap

FRIEZAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InTOBCGfCSM

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>>70971770
>not having a BMI under 20 while dating people over 30
Don't be a loser, anon.

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>>70971621
>he doesn't keep tabs on the yellow menace

Not a true Canadian

>>70971744
I would need to weigh 65 kilos to manage a BMI below 20. That's 144 lbs.

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I used to be fat until I looked at myself in the mirror once and decided I need to stop eating so much before I become one of those freaks on My 600 Pound Life and started to count my calories and make sure I didn't go over 1000 calories a day.

Speaking of which, anyone got some good lesbian porn they can reccomend that does not contain dildos?

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this really makes me think

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>>70971813

>>70971813
Yuri Kuma Arashi.

>>70971826
wtf i love meditation now

>>70971813
I always watched scissoring. I don't know why it turns me on. Wish I could become a woman for a day and experience it.

>>70971830
3D only

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>>70971826
>innie nipples

Made me think

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>watching porn
I only read 18th century erotic novels.

Brainlets are pitiful.

>>70971806
5'10" and I weigh somewhere between 125-130 pounds.

I usually don't eat breakfast or lunch.

>>70971851
I haven't watched porn for a while now. Makes me feel dirty.

>>70971851
Why would someone make this image

>>70971851
>We had discovered that mutual handlings gave a certain amount of
pleasing sensation; and, latterly, my eldest sister had discovered that
the hooding and unhooding of my doodle, as she called it, instantly
caused it to swell up and stiffen as hard as a piece of wood. My
feeling of her little pinky slit gave rise in her to nice sensations,
but on the slightest attempt to insert even my finger, the pain was too
great. We had made so little progress in the _attouchements_ that not
the slightest inkling of what could be done in that way dawned upon us.
I had begun to develope a slight growth of moss-like curls round the
root of my cock; and then, to our surprise, Mary began to show a
similar tendency. As yet, Eliza was as bald as her hand, but both were
prettily formed, with wonderfully full and fat mounts of Venus. We were
perfectly innocent of guile and quite habituated to let each other look
at all our naked bodies without the slightest hesitation; and when
playing in the garden, if one wanted to relieve the pressure on the
bladder, we all squatted down together, and crossed waters, each trying
who could piddle fastest. Notwithstanding these symptoms of passion
when excited, in a state of calm I might have passed for a boy of ten
or eleven.

>>70971851
>>70971920
When bedtime came, we all kissed mamma and retired early, as usual.
Miss Evelyn followed some hours later. When she came in, she carefully
locked the door, then looked at me to see if I was asleep. Why, I know
not, but I was instinctively prompted to feign sleep. I did so
successfully, notwithstanding the passing of the candle before my eyes.
So she at once commenced undressing. When her back was turned, I opened
my eyes, and greedily devoured her naked charms as they were gradually
exhibited before me. The moment she turned round, I was again as if
asleep. I have said that my passions had begun to develope themselves,
but as yet I did not understand their force or direction. I well
remember this first night, when a fine ripe woman gradually removed
every particle of dress within a couple of yards of me--the effect of
each succeeding charm, from her lovely and beautifully formed bubbies
to the taking off her shoes and stockings from her well-formed legs and
small feet and ankles, caused my prick to swell and stiffen to a
painful extent. When all but her chemise was removed, she stopped to
pick up her petticoats that she had allowed to fall to her feet, and in
lifting them, raised also her chemise, and exposed to my view a most
glorious bottom--dazzlingly white and shining like satin. As the light
was full upon it, and she was still in a stooping position, I could see
that below her slit she was well covered with dark hair. Turning round,
to put her petticoats on a chair, and to take up her night-gown, she
slipped her chemise from her arm, and letting it fall to the ground
while she lifted the night-gown over her head, I had for some seconds a
view of her beautiful belly, thickly covered with dark curly hair over
the mount of Venus. So voluptuous was the sight, I almost shuddered, so
intense was my excitement. She now sat down on the bed to take off her
shoes and stockings. Oh! what beautiful thighs, legs, ankles, and feet
she had!

>>70971888
Because it's hilarious.

>>70971920
Kek.

Where is everyone?

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>>70971920
>can't even use comedy chevrons properly

>>70971953
ummm some of us have a life hun :))

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>comedy chevrons

>>70971975
I have a life every couple of days.

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What is /cum/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hGWPmW4OxI

>>70971953
I'm having fun you know

>>70971994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleUddM2IPw

>>70971994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXLmh0rvrP8

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>>comedy chevrons

>>70971994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaFmLFalx50

>>70971994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYX3cI5EMGM
Killing Arabs as Asturias right now in CK2 and listening to this

>>70971994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t1IcUMcNzG

ded cum

>T-Rex vs Spidergirl vs Frozen Elsa & Olaf
>128 million views
what the fuck is wrong with youtube

>>70971994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCicM6i59_I

>>70972090
I blame it on my terrible edition

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>>70972090
Do something entertaining for us then.

i'm autistic but i hate nerds even more than normies, do i have a problem?

>>70972104
It's worse than normie-tier now.

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>tfw no psycho chink gf

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>says homosexuality is a detriment to humanity and all gays should go back in the closet
>is openly gay

http://www.nairaland.com/3616921/wife-turned-me-into-punching
dudes

Going to a steakhouse on Friday, buds.

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>>70972123
What kind of nerds are we talking about here? The 'nerdcool' hipster ones? Or the actual sperg nerds?

>>70972175
Order the biggest NY strip tey got

>tfw just reweighed myself
>80.4 kilos
>so my BMI is 24.6
>1.5 kilos from being overweight
Okay, tomorrow I will start running and stop eating fast food, /cum/.
Hold me to this.

>>70972169
surely nobody is this stupid
is he just trying to attract attention to himself? to what end?

>>70972170
>an entire website where people type like 50 year old hyper christian moms
whoa

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>>70972178
both are terrible 2bh

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>>70972169
>literal faggot
>gets off on attention at any cost

Why are fags so needy?

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>>70972169
>Milo is a black-arab muslim guy disguised as a gay white guy

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>>70972215
I sure bet he has a big dick

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>>70972206
>tfw bmi is 16

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>>70971065
WOOHOO

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>20 BMI

>>70972257
inside him perhaps

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>>70972215
The spergs don't bother me because they never do anything. The hipsters ones are really annoying.

>>70972258
That sounds pretty bad.
In your case, you should take care to eat more!

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>cykablyat

Can someone be my friend.
I really need a friend right now.

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>>70972345
What kind of movies do you like?
Kung-Fu, spaghetti Westerns?

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>>70972345
Pitch yourself, what does you friendship bring to the table?

>>70972391
Recommend me a Kung Fu one

why do many of you autists like kung fu movies.

>>70972418
>love chinese cartoons
>love chinese movies

Makes sense

How long is /cum/'s penis? Mine is unironically a bit over 6 inches long.

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>mfw Arkansas is a knower

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Why is Google so retarded?

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really
makes
me
think

>tfw if you multiply your BMI by your volume and your armspan, then divide it by the squared amount of time it took you to do this you get the amount of work needed to understand this post

>>70972457
I don't understand why CHIs don't want to go back to Mexico if they love it so much.

>>70972440

You say it like is a impressive feat.

>>70972487
It's the opposite, seeing as the average penis is 9 inches long.

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>>70972418
fight me

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Good evening, /cum/


>>70972457
>Be a mexican
>Lucky

Try again.

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>>70972440
7

>>70972440
19.656 cm

>>70972505
bandito data.jpg

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>>70972505
Hi

Mexicans SHIT out of their ASS

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>>70972505
H-Hi BajaChan

>>70972505
Today, I taught a Mexican looking girl how to open a banana correctly

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>>70972391
I'm a huge film buff, I like literally everything.

I've been on this french new wave kick recently and fell in love with this qt.

I did watch a bunch of spaghetti western last year though. 3:10 to Yuma was probably my favorite.

I haven't watched much Kung-Fu stuff though.
You got any recommendations?

>>70972499

Not true, the average penis is around 5-6 inches.

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calc 3 exam tomorrow
i'm totally gonna fail, aren't i?

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>>70972549
How was she doing it before?

>>70972457
You guys ever notice how much Mexicans look like Filipinos?

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>>70972505
Good evening, Baja

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Hey! Hey you!

Go fuck yourself.

>>70972566
They're the same thing.
Spaniard + native = disgusting sameface race

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>>70972556
He's joking you dip

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>>70972505
hey bb

>>70972564
Cracking the stem open. She also asked to copy off my notes when she missed what the professor was saying.
>>70972566
Only if they have a lot of Amerindian blood. Amerindians are Mongoloids, you know.

>>70972418
fight me

>>70972598
That kid is more Native you idiot you can tell.

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>>70972534
No.

>>70972539
>>70972543
Hi there.

>>70972549
Good. It's always nice to teach other people how to do new stuff.

>>70972584
Good evening.

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Why are Mexican women ugly communists with one eyebrow?

krogger potato chips are mediocre at best

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need a russian she-bear mommy to annex my bp

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>>70972596
I've been trying to pick up one of those guys for years.
I've gotten pretty close, but they always lose their shit once they realize what I'm doing.

>>70972638
I wonder how many women shave their eyebrows. I know Indian an middle Eastern women have to.

Why do Britbongs like making up stupid stuff?

>>70972566

Filipinos with big eyes look like southern mexicans, true.

Amerindians are basically kinda asians, and Filipinas was under spanish control, so not hard to see why.

>>70972638
she was lebanese

>>70972638
They didn't have anyone to throw leftists out of helicopters like based Chile.

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Big benis makes girls happy?

>tfw no qt Antarctic gf

>>70972664
I've picked up pigeons and other birds before but they were knocked stupid by storms/ water logged or dying because they flew into a window.

I've thought about trying a lot since you can walk right by them and they'll peck at food by your feet. Now I want to try.

>>70972671
They have nothing else in their miserable existence

Western Ukrainian women > Russian women > Belarusian women
Prove me wrong

>>70972683
Yes but also your attitude.

>>70972630
Any plans for Valentines day?

>>70972709
Why Western muh heritage ones and not women straight from Ukraine?

Currently using my house to provide sanctuary to two illegal immigrants in blatant defiance of the law. Ask me anything.

Women only care about your ability to buy them things. Penis size matters very little.

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My roommate's cat is so fucking annoying.
He's out of town so I let the cat into my room, and all he does is chew on my phone charger and guitar cables, attack my arm and knock things behind my bed.

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>>70972718
>Any plans for Valentines day?

>>70972727
Less Russian and Tatar admixture.

>>70972733
What's your address?

>>70972683

Not really.

But men like to invent things

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>>70972664
There's this pigeon at a farm I used to work at that would always jump up on me while I was working in their area.
It was said that it used to be a racing pigeon but then it went blind in one eye so they gave it away.

>>70972738
>cats are worthless animals

more news at 11

>>70972738
Is that a roommate "horror story"

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>will be 27 next month
>never done anything for valentines day
please just end my life

>>70972740
Also, I mean western as in to the west of the Dnieper and not ones living in the western world.

>>70972760
Wouldn't you like to know =p

>>70972740
Fair enough.

I'm hungry. Tuna sandwich or hot dogs?

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>>70972794
Cabbage.

Ate some borscht today, buds

>>70972805
I ain't got none unless you count broccoli which is technically a cabbage.

>>70972777
Valentine's day is crap m8.
Best "special day" I had with a girl was on my 21st birthday.