>be dutch
>ejaculate
>a massive flooding occurs
...in your mum's cunt
...in your mum's cunt
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>be jap
>ejaculate
>tsunami occurs
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>>70968243
>be amerifat
>walk
>earthquake occurs
>>70968243
>be American
>shart in mart
>tornado destroys town
>>70968172
>be amerishart weebfaggot
>move to japan to teach english
>>70969480
>be bulgarian
>don't even have a job
haha I am fapping right now watch out other dutchies
>>70969757
lmao
>>70968250
>be a canadian
>forget your leaf
>became a peruvian