/brit/

I thought the Tom and Jerry movie was pretty good

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wasting my life, burning my youth.
I'll be the bitter old man full of regret that mouths off the carers in the retirement home

Wish I could get given just enough to live on until I die so I could volunteer forever

anyone know any good charities or organisations who will pay digs/expenses for you while you work but for little/no discretionary salary?

Happiest days of my life were before I worked and after I studied when I just volunteered but they couldn't pay me

>SNP MPs are told off for singing the EU national ANTHEM as historic Brexit laws clear the Commons

the fucking state of Scuckland in 2017

Another funny thing about the roots miniseries

All the Africans are muscular gargantuan beasts while the Englishman are all pompous femboiis

The only one adept at being and terrifying the negroes is the angry ginger Irishman who unironically carries a shilealeagh

Cracks me the fuck up

Goodbye lads, the fact that Brexit is now fully confirmed means I'm going to emigrate to Canada and escape this dying shithole

>>70966772
piss off lad

>>70966755
we're going to to be fucked by loss of EU funds tbf. moreso than england/london

t-thanks

>>70966772
been in a coma lad?

>>70966772
Stop posting here too

>>70966618
>>70966618
made me think of mona the vampire desu

>>70966772
'd

niggers smell like poop and are subhuman scum that belong in the trash

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Wojak > Gondola > Pepe > Spurdo

the absolute state of me

'kin 'ell

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>>70966723
>tfw completely wasting my life but to intelligent to care

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ahh

>>70966821
Pepe > wojack > spurdo > gondola

yo no necesito hablar para expresar una emocion me basta solo con miraaaar

>>70966821
>>70966854
seen this a million times and never noticed the guy in the attic lol

might go buy a pack of fags for the first time
please tell me what to ask for, like word for word what do i ask for

>>70966844
lmao

>>70966789
serves you right for being such a bunch of unbearable twats

once again you must experience the sassenach cock being thrust into your shitpipe

>>70966822
*looks at the state of your life*

fuuuuuuuckin......elllllllll.........

remember when i used to play wow and had this old gay guy from UK boosting me in multiple instances and giving me gold for just talking to him

good times (he paid for my first mount - this was in vanilla so that shit was expensive)

>>70966844
haha wouldn't go in there for a few minutes lads haha x

finished up a two-hour skype call with the 'ssus. She seemed upset about something.
Concerned with how it ended. Feel like I should call her back but she said goodnight already and it feels like she doesn't want to talk to me. I haven't even done anything wrong.

might buy one of those DE razors. Are they as good as people make them out to be?

>>70966798

I was holding out hope that our leaders wouldn't fully commit to the economic self immolation of a hard Brexit but I guess I was wrong, just hope you racists are happy that now your toilet cleaner won't be from another country.

>>70966885
20 john players please lad

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missed the nigel farage show today lads

>>70966885
"alri m8, can I have a 20/10 deck of marlboro golds pls"

can't stand hearing people refer to women as "the missus", "her indoors", "bird" etc

>>70966885
"20 pack of marlboro reds please"

won't ask you any questions and you'll sound like a regular. make sure you take ID.

>>70966885
20 woodbine

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>>70966898
>unbearable twats
we're literally just doing exactly what the english are doing
>muh sovereignty
difference is our grievance is a tad more legitimate since the UK government actually has sovereignty over scotland and wales whereas the EU doesn't have sovereignty over the UK

>>70966957
ive never heard anyone say her indoors

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doing a depression

>BREAKING: Evacuation, injuries reported as blast & fire rip through #Paris metro station
fucking buddhist terrorists at it again
thats sarcasm
FUCK ISLAM

>>70966946
i've never smoked before but from googling i can tell that'll cost a fuckton m8, not made of money

>>70966940

he will be a paki instead of a pole

>>70966940
don't be childish

>>70966956
>>70966966
>marlboro
FOB
>>70966986
They provide the perfect ratio of quality and cost. Everthing else is utter shite or costs an arm and a leg

>>70966885
don't know why I've never even thought about buying a pack of fags just to see what it's like. Literally never once crossed my mind until I saw this post.

Hmm.

>>70966966
marlboro reds are a bit strong for a first time smoker m8

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>>70966957
>tfw I do it all the time
not in front of the (ex)gf though obviously

*invents a mirror.png that actually looks like a mirror by hacking your web cam*

>smoking

Literally fuck off

>>70967034
*blows smoke at you*

>>70966981
probably a gas leak

literally nobody smokes anymore these days

its just for the lowest of the low, the scum and shit of society

wish i was one of the lads ay

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4204306/Married-mum-admits-striptease-sex-schoolboys-16.html

>>70967056
FOLiage

>>70967013
>FOB
yeah, I couldn't afford marlboro reds and switched to chesterfield reds but then it turned out one of my mates brings marlboro gold over from poland and I can get a 20 pack for £6.80

imagine that lad, a 20 pack of marlboro gold for just £6.80....

>>70966885

get b & h duel, you can try both normal or menthol flavoured then and decide which you prefer

Went to Taco bell with the gf earlier.

It was alright.

The burrito we got was actually decently spicy which surprised me for such a main stream food chain which gets a lot of custom from kids and fannies that can't handle spicy food.

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>>70967086
Wanna hit?

Smoking in public should be punishable by stoning.

>>70967113
Imagine learning to roll your own and getting 2 weeks worth of tobacco for £10 you lazy shite

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Screeching, the Daily Mail just does not give a fuck

>>70967015
i think it will make me look cooler

Give me advice please lads
I am a literal autist and don't have any idea how to properly handle this situation
refer to >>70966926

>>70967113
Jealous of u rn

Currently smoking benson

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>>70967089

>Victims

Wish I could cut my own hair

think of all the shekels I'd save over the years, instead of paying some overly-talkative guy £16 for the privilege.

B A K A
A
K
A

you don't know it yet but brexit is 'breaks it'

http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/15076307.Support_for_independence_surges_following_May_s__hard__Brexit_vow/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75XCEjXMBVk

Englols btfo

i like brap posting because they post nice bums but not into farts myself

>>70967056
Very nice bum

>>70967153
>a woman is feeling feelings for no particular reason
And the sky is blue and hell is hot

Literally don't care

>>70966885

camel blue

Let's say there is this girl who you really like. You think she's perfect and you see her all the time at work but she has a BF. You ask her our anyway but she respectfully declines.

Then what? You really like her, can't stop thinking about her and can't avoid her.

Do you just carry on and try to be friends, ignore her or what the fuck?

This is my dilemma right now.

>>70966821
Gondola > Wojak > Spurdo >>>> Reddit Frog

>>70967145

it's ta-ra to her I guess

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>>70967170
>tfw get my hair cut by a woman
>tfw pay just £10
>tfw she's qt, nice and makes my hair look good

been pissing in the sink for 3-4 years now, reckon i've saved approx 12,000 litres in toilet flushes

>>70967207
Literally me last year

Move on. Seriously

>>70966885
A pack of white zip zags and a clipper lighter

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4203276/Mother-furious-couple-s-public-sex-opposite-home.html

Bridge of sighs: Disgusted mother, 19, spots a couple having SEX in an underpass outside her home in broad daylight

>mother
>19

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>>70967186
let's cut out the middle man senpai ;)

Feels > Sadfrog > Spurdo > Gondola

If you disagree you're from reddit.

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>>70967231
do you shave in the same sink?

>>70967181
ah so this is how we're going to fund out country after leaving the EU
we save money by scotland leaving

>>70967207

Don't ignore her per se but don't try to be her friend either. Just treat her like you would treat a normal work colleague. Also don't be a stupid cuck and ask out people at work unless it's a done deal.

>>70967162
how do they compare to chesterfields? be pretty difficult for them to be worse

I'd gotten so used to chesterfield reds that I completely forgot how awful they in comparison to marlboros

>>70967190
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT DO I DO YOU CUNT

>>70967263
Very good post

>>70967273
Not my question to answer. You broke it.

>>70967225
i get my haircut done at this muslim place only 9 quid

had it done by a woman once and tits kept bumping into my head

>>70967231
good lad

unironically saving the environment

>>70967263
vagina like a wheat puff

>>70967265
>Gondola
>Reddit

spot the redditor lmao lads

Business idea: genocide the scots

>>70967233
I'm seriously trying but I have to work directly with her and she gets me every fucking time.

>>70967283
>don't ask people out at work unless its a done deal

What are you even on about?

>>70967298
just send her a text saying she seemed upset about something on skype and that she can talk to you about it, as well as a love heart emoji or some other shite

>>70967298
the old gf was pissed at me once last year, very moody, kept mentioning she was not happy with me for days
I still don't know what it was

>>70967257

boils my piss when people want sympathy or act like they're some kind of hero because they've got a kid.

>>70967298
Go about your day as normal until she actually approaches you with a problem like a functioning human being. Women will get mad because she thinks you blinked too much during their last conversation and thus think she's fat or some weird shite. Just ignore it until something actually comes up.

No need for the melodramatics you big bender

listening to the nigel farage show, playing some dwarf fortress

fucking well comfy lads

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I REALLY HOPE YOU BRITS HAVEN'T FELL FOR THE "portugal is our best ally xd" BECAUSE IT'S FALSE

WE ARE YOUR BEST ALLY

WE
ARE
YOUR
BEST
ALLY

DON'T YOU FORGET IT

>>70967317
Sure thing 'ddit.

>>70967298
just go to sleep lad, you can comfort her when you see her in person

>>70967344
yes yes, texting will certainly make her feel better

going to ask my mum to get sugar puffs with the shopping, sick of cookie crisp

>>70966885
"giz a 12.5 gram of amber leaf safe g"

>>70967306
yeah it's nice when her boobs brush against me :3

men and women cannot be JUST friends, one wants to fuck the other unless they're related or gays, simple as that, cannot be refuted

>>70967371
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/07/uk-must-pay-price-for-brexit-says-francois-hollande
Get fucked frogs

>>70967400
What if they've already fucked and it didn't really work out but they're still good lads after

>>70967341
Just give it time lad. Make sure you get time away from the office and out with other people

And speaking from experience the other lad is saying you have to be 100% sure the attraction is mutual before you ask out a co-worker. Or else you end up where you are, in an awkward situation

>>70967403
this is the worst gimmick I have ever seen on 4chan

>>70967400
never been friends with a girl in my life

wouldn't mind it, they smell nice and they're cute

>>70967371
Portugal offered to break their neutrality to help us in WW2, what have you guys done?

>>70967341

You asked out someone with a boyfriend you dumbshit, unless you're an alpha chad that doesn't work nine times out of ten. Unless the girl is definitely into you and you think it could work out medium term, don't ask someone out at work. It's that fucking simple you stupid cuck, try not to shit where you eat.

>>70967422
Shut the fuck up you undercover paki, FH isn't even french.

if i dont have a gf within one month im going to smack my head against a wall until im retarded and dead

>>70967400
True and it's usually the man

The 'sheeds are definitely onto something with the burkha for this reason.

>>70967459
step 1 is completed already

>>70967436
>having to specify the website you're using
't

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>>70967440
>tfw never been friendzoned because girls ALWAYS fall for me

Good feel

>>70967440
had many girl friends myself

also a couple of girlfriends

>>70967459
>until im retarded and dead
in other words, until you're dead

>>70967483
screeming

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>>70967444
we helped your fat cunt destroy europe

>>70967494
dont think i have EVER seen a more 'dit post in my life
fucking hell

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do people look at you when you walk past them lads

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>>70967494
>tfw too spergy to even be friends with a girl

>>70967427
She actually admitted she was attracted to me one time when we were drunk and that made things so much worse.

I'm good looking and have overlooked so many girls in the hopes of getting this one but she's just too loyal.

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>>tfw never been friendzoned because girls ALWAYS fall for me

>Good feel

joking aside, it happens to me a fair bit too

>>70967526
No, but assorted anxious and paranoid thoughts tell me they are, and judging me to boot

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This is Running On Empty...food review!

>>70967459
Same, we can smack heads together if you like, that way if one of us gets knocked out the other can carry on until it's just mush.

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>>70967440

women are boring and vapid

did a message the 'ssus to check if she's okay.
Think she has actually gone to bed so maybe she was just tired.
Got a bit worked up there over (possibly) nothing haha

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>>70967554

>>70967576
why is she walking towards the camera?

>>70967538
Being attractive doesn't make you boyfriend material
Just move on lad, she's not for you.

>>70967440
you WILL develop feelings for them

brown people don't exist because if you're brown you're not human and not a person

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Keep me searching for a heart of gold.
You keep me searching and I'm growing old.
Keep me searching for a heart of gold
I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

one of these days im going to throw the rocket leauge rave

where you only play songs from rocket leauge

>>70967576
stop posting this mongy girl

le 155 is rorke...

>>70967660
good lad

>>70967661
This
She's ugly af

Can't wait to die, but how will i know truly dead?

>>70967660
one of these days I'm gonna shag your mum

oh wait that's today *shags your mum*

>>70967589
nah shes just not replying because you pissed her off

yank Mormon missionaries keep pestering me, so now i have to take an alternative route to avoid them

FOYT

>>70967689
terrible post

>>70967589
Serious question. Is this your first relationship?

>>70967622
True.

Maybe if I stomp her BF's face in it will make me feel better...nah but seriously, I have come to my senses and I'm just going to try and push her back. Won't ignore but I'm going to keep her at a distance.

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>you will never stick your tongue in her perfectly pink arsehole

what's the point of living lads, honestly?

>>70967713
lovely post

So lads in conclusion, episode one of roots ends with the angry ginger Irishman beating the shit out of some negro screaming crying "I'm not the same as you I'm not a nigger"

Just like real life

>>70967717
goldsteins christmas party

>>70967689
EXQUISITE post

got banned from a game for impersonating a government authority

said "I'm CIA" and got reported

>>70967591
>posted
>not poosted
this is why canada should never be put in charge of gimmicks

>>70967589
god what a needy beta twat you are

the world would be better off if everyone was white

>>70967733
Good lad. Best of luck

Flatmates have decided to have a house party, over 200 people are coming. Ah yes, cannot wait for my yard toget trashed.

>>70967746
right grand post

>>70967736
know someone who looks like this

>>70967766
well said Uruguay

>>70967771
can i come?

>>70967747
bill wilson confirmed plant

Literally have never been "mates" with a girl because my autism seems to attract them on an emotional level for some reason. It may be because they can't joke around with me like they would with a friend, so their brain just interprets it as falling for me.

Still a virgin though haha

>>70967771
Buy barbed wire

swedish shitniggers get the fuck out you subhuman trash

>>70967723
Nah, just would rather not fuck up this one haha.

>>70967758
That's your opinion.

getting ploughed by this saucy working class essex lad right now bois

been giving curt replies to the bf and then told him I'm off to bed because it's a bit hard texting when my arsehole is getting ravaged

he just texted to check if I'm alright lmao

xx

Portugal has been England's best ally for 700 years

>>70967736
who dug up mj's corpse

flatmate keeps coming onto me even though she's aware she has chlamydia
she doesn't know i know but it's still turbo scummy

le 155 and haitANO in /brit/ at the same time

wow

everyone at work likes me lads

come a long way from my super autistic past

>>70967828
already knew that
t. paradox interactive pro

brown skin is subhuman if you have brown skin you are a monkey or ape you scum

>>70967828
>povvotugal
good company then

>>70967839
how did that happen lid

>>70967789
Sure, make yourself at home. It's not like i know anyone bar housemates that are coming

>>70967803
Not sure how that'll help

>>70967831
why doesn't she get it fucking treated

it's like a week of antibiotics

shaking my head at the grotty slag

>>70967771
Honestly lad, just go wild for a night.

>>70967771
You must be loads of fun

been teasing my british flatmate for weeks
tricked him into thinking I have the clap lol, only way I could get his grimy paws off me

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Really makes you think

>>70967925
what's he looking at?

>>70967822
You won't fuck it up by ignoring the petty strops she throws. You can however fuck it up by being what >>70967758 said

Does anyone know how to start a radical centerist revolution?

>>70967924
she isn't the one who told me, the bloke who gave her chlamydia (who, to be fair, is a TOP lad) is the one who told

>>70967925
eople who report this kind of stuff are selfishly moralistic. kind of like the janny. they do it all for the thrill

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>>70967540
>Tfw never had a smooth ending to a casual shag because they ALWAYS want me to be their boyfriend

Many girls have told me, and some of them continue to tell me, that they see themselves settling down with me

>>70967925
one eye on bail, one eye in jail

>>70967908
>>70967921
It'll be fun, sure. But cleaning the yard the day after is long. I'd prefer going to someone elses party. I've been to parties where random lads have come and locked doors have been kicked down with laptops etc being stolen.

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>she isn't the one who told me, the bloke who gave her chlamydia (who, to be fair, is a TOP lad)

>>70967925
her life could have been impossible grim
>raped
>disabled son
>3 marriages

but she did well to turn it into 40 million quid

real power woman

>>70968009
Bet you post about how you have no mates.

This is why

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>started getting a few small spots on my neck
>didn't like it
>went to docs
>gace me some cream
>make things 100x worse
>took me months and months to get rid
>left me scarred to fuck

Ahh yes, very good. How do I even get rid of this shit??

>>70968031
Remember when she and Jodie Marsh were media rivals.

Clear winner in that competition

>>70967717
how many got blacked?

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stahp mekin fun of me on thitter

>>70968009
Tell us where you are.

Get all the /brit/ lads round.

>>70967980
I told him to tell you lmao, you're just a pawn in my game. TOP lad more like TOP liar ahaha
(side note; are you sure she has chlamydia? I wouldn't think there's a 100% transfer rate if they just fucked once or a few times)

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>>70968051

roots was great, anyone else catch it on bbc4?

>>70968052
probably because she was sucking off her publicist harder

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>>70967747
Was getting banned part of your plan?

>>70968071
hello you cunt

>>70968051
put rubbing alcohol on your face after you shave

>>70968054
That's obviously a gay dude

Black guys are gay as fuck

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the famous American housing

>>70968037
>no mates
>somehow magic up 7 other mates to rent a house with for a year
Hmmm

>>70968104
sup cuck

>>70968051
would focus on getting rid of that embarrassment of facial hair first if i were you

>>70968071
illegal content

>>70968051
I've got spots all over mine

Just something some of us have to live with

Don't bother with any cream, m8

>>70968105
silly boy, everyone whos seen Home Alone knows not to do this

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>tfw mother died of cancer
>tfw her mother died of cancer
>tfw her father died of cancer

I'm fucked right?

*walks into thread*

*runt detector goes off the charts*

>>70968081
>are you sure she has chlamydia?
nah but she fucked someone who does
either way im not interested in fucking her cos she's generally extremely grim

>>70968075
Shots and BP with the lads sounds like fun

>>70968138
maybe it'll skip a generation and kill your kids instead

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My most autistic moment?

>brother had a NYE party
>stayed in my room because i didn't know anyone
>couldn't go downstairs to piss without walking through a crowd of hostile normies
>hit on the bright idea to piss out the window
>opened window, checked no one was in the garden
>start pissing
>hear a girls voice say "what the fuck"
>looked down and this girl and a guy were standing right beneath my window where i couldn't see them before
>they go inside
>hear my brother coming up the stairs
>lock the door
>he literally smashes the lock off
>drags me out of the house in front of all the normies
>i'm screaming "I didn't see them" and crying
>have to spend the NYE 2011 in the park

Heard a loud bang next door, going to check on them next week just in case.

Might sacrifice myself on some stone circle to scare the religious nuts and pakis

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>>70968138

>>70968051
state of "men" today

whinging about nonexistent shite like this you fucking blert

>>70968051
>get a spot
>go to the doctor
Where have the men gone lads?

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>>70968179
please tell me this is real

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>>70968138
Least after 3 weeks of tumours you will have super intelligence

>>70968179
Sure buddy...

>>70968179
howling
fucking hell dunno if i can top that
once went out for a drink with an iraqi girl and spent the whole time talking about saddam hussein, that was pretty autistic

>>70968220
Looks like a nut

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>>70968179
jesus lad how old

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>>70968122
Yeah, its not the best

My dad said he was in his mid 30's before his fulled out and now he can grow a full beard. Just got to wait.

before the breakout

need a trap gf

>>70968220
Ayyyy lmao

>>70968245
Aim for the heart then wait about 5 mins just to be sure

Fresh off a 24hr timeout courtesy of his truly Hotpockets esquire

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>>70968260
cropped wrong

>>70968260
you the same poof asked for your chin to be rated, poof?

>>70968258
year 11 so about 14/15 I guess

>>70968260
Girly nose

>>70968285
fuck off you utter normie shithead

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>>70968245
2 times

>>70968291
Not me.

>>70968298
yeah

>>70968300
???

>>70968245
depends where you hit, depth, blade etc.

would not recommend as a method of killing yourself

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>>70968308
IT WAS THE GF THAT DID IT

>>70968114
that's the basement (doubles as tornado and stiff breeze shelter)

>>70968285
you look like an insufferable normie twat

>>70968285
runt tier facial hair

>>70968179
screeching

>>70968297
couldent find an image to express my horror for this

>>70968227
You spastic

Hope you didn't talk about how great he was.

I was better rested today than yesterday though even with 10 and a half hours I wanted to stay in bed longer. Had rice for breakfast and took a slightly later train so I wouldn't arrive too early. I'm having much less problems with calls though I did receive a challenging one where I needed to ask for help twice. It took me a few attempts to find a suitable computer to sit at, I eventually had to settle for one next to a woman in her 20s (part of my training class) that I hadn't spoken to yet. She's a normie, ofcourse, engaged me in conversation a few times, talking was as difficult as ever, not getting the words out but knowing what to say. She's nice, just like everyone here but I know it's just the normie way, it messes with my head when they are anything but helpful and friendly, such as when I'm ignored during break. I would rather I was just treated coldly all the time, it would be easier for me to function.

I got to shadow another customer service agent, also gay and colourful. It only lasted half an hour before it was time for my first quality assessment but before that I had a chat with my supervisor, he wanted to know how I was getting on but it was quite informal, he smiled and laughed a lot, I tried to mimic, difficult conversation again. Then came the QA, the team manager had a positive attitude, company culture is to not put us down, the bulk of the criticisms were valid and not overly difficult to correct.

>>70968300
>>70968344
>posts 1/3 of face
>REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIE

How?

>>70968300
>>70968344
mad jelly desu

lad's got a handsome lower face desu (no homo) (i'm not gay)

>>70968341
a house not built out of cardboard and plywood wouldn't need a tornado shelter

>>70968328
One swift knock to that pretty face of yours and your paper-thin bridge would shatter like glass

Bet you'd ask for cream after too lmao

*saves children (but not the British children)*

After 5pm the phones died down so me and my team were made to shadow customer service agents for the last 3 hours of the shift. This time it was a normal northern lad, friendly and helpful just like everyone else here but not overly cool or quirky. I tried to ask questions but it's something that I'd like to just get started doing myself, I learn by doing. Sitting opposite us were the woman I mentioned earlier and another woman who caught my eye yesterday because I suspected she was trans, it's her body and how she walks/carries herself, there are also some other features, spent a lot of time stealing glances and ease dropping on conversations trying to figure it out. She does have some definitive female features such as her brow/hairline, could be FFS though. She has a husky voice but some posh girls have voices like that. As for the conversations I heard, she describes herself as crazy and slashes car tyres, also turns out that like half of customer service is gay or bi, not sure if a trans person would be more or less likely to list off LGB people in the workplace.

On my way out, I think the bi manager was flirting with the guy in my training class who sat next to me but didn't talk.

No food when I came home so ate biscuits and chocolate that was on the coffee table.

The Pokemon/DnD guy completed his Pokedex.

Trainers from Primark only cost £3, I could do with owning more than one pair of shoes. Didn't buy anything today.

>>70968383
nary a single pixel

>>70968386
it's because he has a very good jawline and isn't a hideously ugly freak

>>70968051
sam?

>>70968219
It's real. I think it scarred me for life because i can't piss except in a toilet now.

>>70968405
Nonce

>>70968383
/r/ing that pic I've been waiting for poley baby

>>70968386
They're jealous of your nice jaw.

>>70968308
Had to google since I don't know who this is
Interesting

>>70968398
Mate, I would fucking DESTROY you.

I used to scrap all the time and know how to fight

Report him and move on

Do not engage

anyone want to live with me x

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*burns american children*

>>70968454
You can't even fight off acne you big bender

Should go to the GP and ask for a prescription of HEEM. I'll gladly fill it for you

Runt

Lads what type of jeans are best. Skinny or slim?

>>70968179
howling just imagining the conversations that were had after you were chucked out

>>70968490
tapered

>>70968482
Yea alright

>>70968390
Unless its solid stone, its fucked. Brick wont stand a chance. We get real twisters in America.

>>70968454
no you don't

I would comprehensively expose you and cut you down like a young feeble tree

>>70968490
Slim or straight, anything else and you suck cocks.

>>70968487
Fuck off you soft cunt. You're gonna need a mortician when I'm done with you.

>>70968506
you can fuck off aswell

RAINDROP

DROPTOP

>>70968504
build a house not made of fucking paper then

>>70968490
Levi's 511

>>70968297
year 11 isn't 14/15 dumbo

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The gf

>he doesn't wear regular jeans
Bunch of bloody benders

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gotto

>>70968534
15/16 whatever

>>70968532
Yanks have the worst dress sense so you can fuck right off with your daddy jeans

new
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>>70964899
>>70964899

>>70968520
I'm just saying what would happen

got nothing against you but in a "scrap" as you put it, I would effortlessly destroy you in such a way that you would be psychologically scarred for like

so tomorrow do i:
a) skip my first lecture, get slightly behind on that module and revise for the workshop i have in one of my other modules
b) go to the first lecture, wing the workshop (i.e probably fail it)

>>70968504
European houses are brick + timber or oak + concrete lad

>>70968578
Wow rude

>>70968504
brick is a facade, there's blocks behind them......

>>70968526
Go suck your moms dick, bitchboy.

>>70968490
slim

men wearing skinny jeans makes me want to scream and kick their puny legs

would rather live in somalia than canada