/brit/

maisie

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me

hmm very interesting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDOPHZC936c

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>tfw no gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLUIXWnrC0
he's not wrong

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>>70964895

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my bint

THE

MAYNE

>>70964938
hope this mong gets hit by a bus

don't know who that is

>>70964919
>making fun of someone with cherubism

>>70964931
crackin feet

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>>70964925
take your dumb nazi shit back to your shitty general

utter runt

>>70964975
hope you fall off your mobility scooter

>All these none Brits

Fuck off out of our chat. Just because we used to own you all doesn't mean we want you.

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anything ever been filmed in your town lads? this was filmed in mine. Think it represented it pretty accurately desu

>>70964994
FOP
(fuck off paul)

https://twitter.com/chloejadesmith_/status/732192719683092481

literally the goal gf

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classes cancelled tomorrow due to snow, but I can't drive home tonight because I have one class on Friday

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>>70964895

meynstreem meediar

rhyme of the day: paul nuttall

>>70964999
>out of our chat
hello newcunt

>/brit/ is a general dedicated to the discussion of British culture and customs

>>70965012
>going to classes
yanks lamo

should be in the pub getting slashed

what does "get tæ fuck" mean?

>>70965028
i'll nutall over your face m8

>>70964991
>t. hasnt read/listened
sad!

>>70964858
yeah you should be fine, just send off a few applications asap. one of my friends graduated last year with a 1st in bio (from imperial obv) and had to work in waitrose because he didn't apply for grad jobs before graduating.

luckily there's a large pharmaceuticals industry in the UK so there should be enough jobs to go round.

>>70965004
Southcliffe is a fictional place doofus

>>70965004
Yeah had tom cruise do that plane stunt over my town. Pride and Prejudice was filmed near me and the train scene from one of the old bonds was filmed here

>>70965049
fuck off

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brexit confirmed

>>70965010
listen cleetus sling it before you get slung

millie B is a far better rapper than soph

>>70965012
>drive
fucking normie

>>70965004
51st state

>>70965079
why don't they just say fuck off then

honestly I'm ok looking enough with an ok personality to be able to secure an average gf IF I made the effort
but there's no point because I wouldn't br able to last too long with it my 'tism ruining it

>>70965065
ummm i FUCKING live there mate????

>>70965039
Its named after our country not yours. Fuck off /brit/ is for brits

>>70964980
yeah pretty funny haha

>>70965110
because fuck you thats why

>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no work ethic
>tfw no contacts to get drugs off
>tfw hate my degree at uni
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>70965083
Who /Lexit/ here?

>>70965115
*inflicts you with severe cherubism*

>>70965129
>>tfw no contacts to get drugs off
Drug using degenerate. You deserve failure and loneliness.

>>70965113
Its not called Southcliffe though

>>70965083
amusing image

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>>70965129
>tfw all of those except for the contacts to get drugs

>>70965111
> I'm ok looking enough with an ok personality to be able to secure an average gf IF I made the effort
I'm ok looking enough that I can secure the above without effort

I'm literally a shut in hermit with virtually no mates but still found one

>>70965129
twat haha

>>70965004
do you remember that show balls of steel? with neg's urban sports?

well after that finished and his popularity died he filmed some stunts for his youtube channel in my town

THATS RIGHT

>>70965157
alri /pol/

>>70965165
no but southcliffe was filmed here
was well weird seeing the bloke from prometheus doing a scene at the church in town

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Are we entering the age of Radical Centrism?

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>>70965129

>>70965157
it will come inevitably

>>70965152
shit haha
not so funny now :DDDD

I have a 10,000 calorie diet

CRAWLING IN MY ARSE

>>70965105
did u see any of the stars

>>70965228
alri flash

>>70965209
no considering a borderline fascist is the president of the united states

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>>70965209

>>70965228
alri michael phelps

if an election was called tomorrow I'd have to vote UKIP even if they're kind of pointless now and they're crypto tories but they still represent the white working class more than labour.
A lot will change if we have to wait until 2020 for the next elections, so who knows who I'll vote? Realistically most parties have a chance of my vote depending what happens

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I'm off to pick up a half o

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who else here /RadicalMiddle/?

>>70965257
accurate

>>70965250
>>70965258
actually I'm John Candy

>>70965228
alri alan thrall

>>70965270
half of what?

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>>70965209
yes lad

>>70964938
this spastic clearly has abysmal taste anyway.

>>70965269
>white working class
racist dogwhistle

it doesn't exist, and if it did, it would have to be destroyed

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despise myself and the life I lead

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>tfw I have a 1500 calorie diet, mildly hunched back, and a ghastly virgin walk

at least I'm good at maths and computer

>>70965257
Prove that this is true.

rate my swear: wanker

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>>70965280
an ounce

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Anybody play this?

>>70965288
right. i bet he likes the beatles

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Who Alt-Centre here?

>>70965269
>muh white working class

NO

SUCH

THING

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>70965306
holy fuck literally me

>>70965249
Only samuel from a distance

>>70965317
an ounce of what?

>>70965302
seem to have developed schitzophrenia as well because I don't even remember posting this

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>>70965306
>tfw was best in my year at maths in primary school
>tfw fell behind in secondary school and scraped a B at GCSE

turns out I'm great at writing though

>>70965306
>ghastly virgin walk

explain

What Kanye West album should I listen to?

when it comes to grime
i am the headmaster of my time

>>70965362
>explain

aha alri' virginwalk

>>70965355
yeah, but I bet your writing isn't as good as my maths

I got an A at a-level when I was 16

who radical alt-classical libertarian here

rock and flock and roll lads

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So lads

When are we getting a /brit/ crew on Old School Runescape going?

people use the phrase "chiselled from stone" to describe a nice body, I would say mine is "hacked out of wax"
it's got some definition (my spinal erectors are sick) but it's quite soft and amorphous

>>70965371
mbdtf tbqh

>>70965371
the one where he talks about money, niggers and fucking hoes

>>70965322

would vote for Blair in a heartbeat if he decided to go back into politics

>>70965362
*notes the way you walk*
heh

>>70965011
fuck sakes.....just imagine the millions of runts out there like this, male and female. up and down the land.

Working menial/retail jobs, getting pissed out of their minds in a spoons every week before dancing to an iTunes playlist of 90/00's '''''bangers'''''' every weekend until they're at least 35.

Few shitty kids doomed to follow in their footsteps, holidays to Butlins or the Costa Del Sol if Deano's had a good year with the overtime at the chicken factory.

Fuuuuck

ohh shit the melon man did a response to PJW

>>70965371
graduation

FUNKY COLD MEDINA

>>70965401
Just finished listening to that. Might listen to 808s

>>70965293
It does exist, my family is definitely more than wealthy enough to meet the lower middle class criteria but we still have a working class attitude
I like to think of myself as 'upper working class'

>>70965306
was me a few months ago
literally had people say "you have a strange way of walking!" and things like that

Steam forums are separate from the 'discussions' page. Why.

>>70965371
none

>>70965362
here, watch this

*exactly imitates the way you walk*

They say they're a part of you
And that's not true, you know
They say they've got control of you
And that's a lie, you know
They say you will never
Be free, free, free

Alternative Ulster
Alternative Ulster
Alternative Ulster
Alternative Ulster

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WE

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rate my embark lads

>>70965371
the one where he isn't being controlled by the illerminarty

>>70965445
well?

>>70965402
>I like guitar music

Pleb

>>70965392
get out your own arse you fucking stuck up aspie prick

>>70965415
>>70965385
>>70965440

jokes on you lads i've had my willy in a vagina many times

>>70965429
The working class is real, but whiteness is not real

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>tfw you popularised the virgin x gimmick

>>70965445
CREATED

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oh boy I can't wait

>>70965445
shan't even try to pronounce that name

>>70965011
CANTERBURY MENTIONED

>>70965392

did you ever get near the GB IMO team?

>>70965083
laughed at this image, shame it has no bearing in reality hehe

Is everyone ITT a middle class woofter?

>>70965445
tbf early rock and roll artists did nick tons of blues music from southern blacks

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GOAT album

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TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU

>>70965110
thats scots for you

>>70965445
she's not wrong 2bh

gay black people created the early forms of practically all genres of popular music

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if you were on telly, what would your title be?

>>70965537

'wow'

>>70965537
>prosecco
tired of this gimmick

ah yes albert goldensteinowitz is already hot on the case
>>70965545

>>70965476
wait, I just told you that pretty much the only thing I have going for me is my mathematical ability and you're surprised that I like to talk about it? ahahahaha

get your head checked you complete ballbag

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>>70965524
No lad, working class here

>>70965551
gay virgin

>>70965563
never had it desu, is it champagne? can't stand the stuff

*chants JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY *

>>70965445

>rock music
>invented by blacks

I think she means hitting two rocks together

Who /BounceByTheOunce/ here?

>>70965569
calling me a jew doesn't change facts

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GOAT album

haha

>>70965551
Ol' Smelly Big Dikk

>>70965500
nope, I didn't even know what it was and my teachers never mentioned it

don't think I was good enough for that anyway

>>70965545
and popular music sucks

>still obsessing over maths after leaving high school
mild howl

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GOAT album

>>70965621
same font burzum used

>>70965642
wrong

if it sucked it wouldn't be popular

>>70965063
I'm waiting for confirmation of rejections before I do anything like that.

Tbf I could well be overreacting, offers have only been going out for a few days. But every day without one is cutting my chances.

I'm going to take year out if it does go tits up though, go travelling and shit with my bro. Need some time out.

>>70965551
Local Incel

>>70965598
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Johnson

"invented" is silly but they did have a big role

>>70965643
uhh sweetie that's my whole course

>>70965643
t. brainlet

>>70965551
bike seat sniffer

>>70965642
*Tips*

>>70965551
elliot rodger waiting to happen

don't think this is allowed >>70965040

>>70965537
is that a ghost?

>>70965551
"Man(?)"

holy shit theresa may is taking a hammering at this council tax thing

>>70965588
good post

>>70965536
>alt-rock
sounds a bit racist

>>70965682

shant. fuck off woofter

>>70965734
Janny's going to do his fucking nut in when he sees that mess

>>70965674
>nigger logic
it's popular because it gets marketed

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>>70965734
have an arse

>>70965734
swear to FUCK if you get big j on the case before i've finished my wank i will buy a transatlantic plane ticket to tip you off your mobility scooter

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only attracted to asians lads
are the jews to blame for this?

>>70965741

good. she's a fucking lightweight.

so
so you think you can tell
heaven from hell?

miss being at uni and going to the indie rock club to get smashed and sing along to mr britghtside every saturday night lads

>>70965770
will heem you into oblivion if you even try

>>70965674
something popular doesn't make it good, mcdonalds is popular but that doesn't make it good food

Starting nofap tomorrow lads.

eaten a bit too much lads

feel a bit tom and dick

>>70965798

blue skies from grey?

>>70965824
>feel a bit [...] dick
haha alri

>>70965775
you only have the inner-jew to blame for the state you're in

the floor fucking vibrates when my dad speaks, what is this magic

>>70965676
fair enough

can't wait to graduate and join the upper middle class so I can do stuff like that as well

it ain't a secret don't conceal the fact, the penitentiary's packed and it's filled with blacks

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-38904268


ah yes so any two people can share a pension when one croaks

>marriage is an archaic institution but give me the pension and tax benefits

literal definition of having your cake.

why are liberals so repulsive

me and the mum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI

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>>70965536
good lad, brings back memories of being an edgy 15 year old
i liked this one better

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Ah yes, it's another ''two ugly chink bitches go to the study room to whisper and giggle and chortle loudly at their macbook whilst the White people are trying to study medicine and law'' episode

>>70965839
what are you on about?

>>70965809

hyper runt

there is nothing wrong with being jewish or muslim

>>70965762
it gets marketed because it's likely to be popular and it's popular because it's good

For what is a man
What has he got
If not himself, then he has not

>>70965899
actually...

>>70965790
this tbqh, can't hold her own at PMQs....a featherweight next to are Dave.

Remember lads, yellow surge 2020.

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>>70965875

>>70965809
went to a club that played mr brightside this saturday just gone, wasn't a big fan i must say

>>70965809
you sound like an utter ballbag 2bh

>>70965877
>slavs
>white

>>70965899
>in jewish or muslim countries

>>70965821
actually you'll find McDonald's is great food

>>70965904
it's not good by any measure

HOI WOOOWEEE
ICHIBATSU

>>70965875
give me one good reason why non-savant autists shouldn't have their necks sliced open with a rusty knife

Balfour Beatty

>>70965956
That's an easy D tbqh especially if u hungy

Time to carry on with Hunter x Hunter lads, got a bit burnt out after watching like 120 episodes in a week, cannae do it like I used to.

>>70965950
'sheed

>>70965956
its not even good fast food

>>70965875
fucking frightens me that if I ever have children I'll get something like this

life completely down the shithole caring for a giant screeching vegetable

Miss being at uni and going to the SU every Wednesday and getting smashed while listening to the same shitty 90's music week after week just cause the shots were 90p.
Ruined me liver, that did.

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Quite lonely, desu.

>>70965875

*autistic screeching*

>>70965845
Lmao i'm not upper middle class mate, i'll work a shite job and live at home for 5 months or so to pay for it.

Never had a gap year, so this will be my only chance to actually do it.

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So which one is this?

mcdonalds has really moved up lads

>>70965997

alri mike

>>70965951
our jews and muslims and desu all of our ethnic minorities are superior to the american versions

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>>70965287

>>70966016
OOGA BOOGA ME WHITE ME FIRST WORLD

Fuck off, runt.

>>70966027
if that happens I'll unironically euthanize it and conceal it as an accident

>>70966030
>doing that post-1st year

runt confirmed.

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me n the 'ggo at the pub

when I'm feeling peckish it's an easy D what to get

for me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>70966027
the get an abortion lmao, you can have plenty more kids not your only chance

>>70966061
fantastic post

>>70965923
lol Tim Farron would get bullied in a nursery for disabled kids though

>>70966083
boring twat bet you had no friends

>>70966079
literal rasheed

>>70966047
blacked initially wasn't about cuck shit

should've just stuck to simple stuff

>>70966038

this desu. Sinking back into a depression after around 8 months of being OK. Even started coming back here even though I thought I was done.

>>70965536
WHO

>>70966079
'd

>>70966064
don't recall anything about american muslim rape gangs

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>>70965997
my company works with them sometimes. I see the branded mugs they give away around the office a lot.

>>70966091
>easy D
OK Herr Trump

>>70966096
what if the wife doesn't want to abort it

absolutely fucked

>>70966083
I dropped out 2bh
Picked up a lot of casual puss doing it though.

>>70966088
my favourite dog breeds are pugs and chihuahuas not even gay desu

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where's the lad from monaco who the FOB meme was originally about? Haven't seen him post in months.

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>>70966114
How's your circumcised cock, subhuman?

>>70966137
>i-if you say slavs aren't white y-you're not white!!!1!

jamal

>Watching the first episode of the roots miniseries
>One hour in
>West African mandinka slave kunta kinte first arrives in plantation
>runs away
>is apprehended by fellow slave
>angry drunken ginger irishman comes over and beats them viciously
>says "these Englishmen don't understand you slaves but I do, because I come from Ireland"

What the FUCK did they mean by this? This is literal racism against the Irish FUCK these niggers

>>70966173
Czechs are west slavs and therefor white

>>70966163
then leave. walk away and never look back

>>70965956
I had a fish sandwich from there for dinner last night. I had no idea fish could be so dry.

work keeps giving me more and more responsibilities every day

basically working like a manager now without being paid for it

takes the utter piss lads

>>70966122
>>70966038
>tfw I could any day of the go and hang with friends but stay at home shitposting instead
unironically prefer being alone 2bh

tried a gf as well and broke up with her because I didn't like being in a relationship.

sophie we know who you are

>>70966197
probably have to pay for child support then

>>70966194
Fuck off back home, Lukas

>>70966214
shop around for another job offer then bargain with your boss

>was born as a redhead
>then turned so blonde it was almost white
>stayed blonde for several years
>went to a muddy blonde with some red in it during puberty
>25 now
>seems to be getting darker
>almost brown now

Not that I'm bothered as even though my hair was only very slightly red I still got ripped for being a ginner.

>>70966213
Chicken sandwich on whole-wheat with mustard is my go-to McD meal. Easy peasy D ngl

weird to think how literal billionaires still have to interact with the general public, drive through shitty areas, etc

lads im at the pub and there's a literal dog sitting on a bar stool having a pint

gonna nick his glass when he's not looking

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>>70966188
>he thinks he's better than a wog
>he's forgotten the "no irish, no dogs, no blacks" signs

HOWLING MATE

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>tfw too intelligent to pander to the electorate
>tfw blue labour

>>70966255
strawberry blonde m8

>>70966213
never had fish from McDonalds, beef is nice enough

literally why aren't retarded kids euthanized

Reccommend me an entertaining film lads

>>70966109
wew, touchy.

No, just went to decent nights instead of runty SU shite. 'spose if you went to a campus uni you had no choice.

>>70966276
Don't get this fucking meme it's not true REEEEEE fuck off history channel

>>70966173
t. chinky paki who goes to the library to disturb the White people so china can get ahead

>>70966309
Mr. lonely

>>70966309
Vertigo

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>>70966173
>tfw American media and porn will convince young European women that men should be circumcised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoBXTcatYhM

God bless.

>>70966308
because Hitler lost and made eugenics a taboo subject

>>70966308
Do it
I've had a good run

all czechchans should be killed

>>70966213

i like the fillet o fish

>>70966163
>>70966096
Autism is only detectable at around 3 years old

Bit late for an abortion

>>70966310
yeah alright billy

>>70966295
>tell people I'm strawberry blonde as I legit am
>LOL STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE NOT A GINNER

Like, I wasn't even denying I have red in my hair, so fuck off.

Oh yeah, I also don't burn anywhere near as easily as what I did. Strange.

>>70966264

do they? It would be easy not to if you were a actual billionaire.

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gosh anon, you're such a loser

>>70966309
love live school idol project film

Business idea: white countries for white people
black countries for black people
asian countries for asian people
America for literal subhuman scum "people"

>>70965956
Just go BK

>>70966188
The Irish were used as slaves too

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>>70966309
hunt for the wilderpeople

>>70966370
think they're just saying you're dressing it up to avoid calling yourself a ginge. it's like calling gingers redheads because it seems sexier.

just say ginger, everyone can see it anyway.

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what's the first step in leaving 4chan?
deleting you memes? reaction folders? Just going cold turkey? asking for a friend

>>70966379
Cracking soles

>Go to library after a few weeks of school start
>Hear lots of sneezing and coughing
>Do a 360 and walk the fuck away

Fuck that noise tbqh ngl f.am

>>70966335
Sounds depressing, i mean something along the lines of shutter island

>>70966379
cor thats a meaty looking pussy, wouldnt mind getting my mouth into that

>>70966435
u'll be back

sorry chum

>>70966371
yeah I was walking down a billionaire region and realised they all had to walk past me

Portugal is the Greece of Europe.

>>70966379

*sniffs*

maybe you should give your fanny a clean

>>70966435
There's only two ways to leave:
1. Get a gf.
2. Kill yourself.

>>70966379
That's pretty accurate, really.

Some autist just walked into the library, did a spin, then walked out

>>70966379
*squeals like a pigs and leaps into the air*

WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

*latches gob onto her foot and starts slobbering*

Back from work

The woman sitting next to me kept trying to make conversation, it was painful, didn't really know what to say so just said anything, I came across as strange

My supervisor also spoke to me at length before a quality assessment, he smiled and laughed a lot, same issue, didn't know what to say

Spent half the day shadowing
I was with a regular northern lad today, nice and helpful, just like everyone else here

Sitting opposite us was a woman who I suspected of being trans (general body stuff and posture but she had some female facial features), I was looking at her a lot, trying to clock her, probably looked like a perv
She was being shadowed by the woman I mentioned from earlier, I easedropped on their conversations, it was mostly personal chit chat, turns out half of customer service is gay or bi, that explains why people here are generally cool and quirky

Bi manager looked like he was trying to flirt with that quiet guy who was sitting next to me in training

Also feeling quite mad at the normies for pretending to be nice me when they're obligated to (training and sitting next to me) but ignoring me during lunch
I'd rather everyone was just honest, at least that wouldn't fuck with my head

i could have these songs on repeat forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRW-SwQ5ZI8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyPfwWrXf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvOQRlIRxO8

anymore?

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>>70966464
i know

>>70966481
oh well

>>70966435
finding interest/meaning in something outside of the 'chon

relationship, hobby, becoming invested in your work, getting fit

>>70966435

cold turkey works, you have to fill your time with something else though or you will be back.

>>70966493
yeh it was me get over it it's 2017

>>70966481
>tfw have a gf and still come here
oh dear

>>70966483
fascist

>>70966545
same, still came here regular as the clock when I had a gf

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>>70966435
either become happy, and no longer need it, or get a real job, and become too busy and tired to post any more.
Or Die, I guess.

>>70966524
But i work full time, have a wife and have different hobbies but i still browse 4 chan

>>70966493
i literally did this today
i hoped nobody noticed me, but obviously they did

>>70966308
its unethical

>>70966309
edgy-self fellating meme-film only mentioned to impress you

people think I'm weird for not contributing to the chat

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givi died lads

>>70966618

the 'ssus keeps telling me she's "asexual"
wonder if she'd let me have a side piece to take out my primal urges on

>>70966309
Goodfellas?

>>70966362
actually 4 years 2bqh

>>70966293
>muh faith family and flag

fuck off and join the tories rorke

>>70966621

afraid I don't know who that is

>>70966379
would lick

looks delicious

>>70966650
Already watched it, already watched most things tbqh

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>>70966435
just take a break for a little while and come back

post some Wojaks before you delete though

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>>70966745
i don't want to come back

>>70966886
Too late lad. You are here forever

>>70966886
but we love you!
Please don't leave...unless that will make you happy.... ;-;

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>>70967007
a wise woman once said too much of anything can make you sick
Yea i reckon everything is good in moderation, I'll probably be happier after a little break cheers lad