/brit/

1st for Allah is great

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rate my slag

A girl asked me out when I was 15 and I said no and then a month later she was pregnant to some ginger lad haha missed a chance to easily lose my virginity haha might do a 'cide haha

Met Rosy irl once 2bh lads

How often do you think about killing yourself?

haha lads love doing engineering haha
love hours and hours of revising cos the lecturer is a daft twat who can't explain anything properly haha

>If I wasn't born when I was then I'd be a completely different person!
>If I'd have tried harder at school I could have been so much better, I had the skills just not the will!
>If I really tried I could get a girlfriend and have a well-paying job! I just lack motivation!

Stop kidding yourselves, fucking cretins.

>>70962760
>>70962797
>>70962822
fucks sake

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>>70962770
>>tfw getting to uni and having to explain to everyone that you don't have facebook

People look at me like I'm diseased

>>70962836
div haha

>>70962842
mong haha

>>70962844
spanner haha

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>>70962822
shagging her up the arse must be like shagging rich piana up the arse

>>70962849
>tfw biploar
>tfw no mates
>tfw everyone at work knows and whenever they ask about not having facebook i just say i'm paranoid about it and they say it's understandable because of my illness

feels good

>>70962822
where's carlos

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https://is2.4chan.org/int/1486587057299.webm

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the gf

religion of peas

lads
what are some jokes that people who have a poor command of English won't understand

even better, what are some jokes that a foreigner might not get even if they have a perfect understanding of the English language

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bilinda

>>70962837
Pics

Might bring back the oh dear gimmick

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>>70962797
wtf i hate peru now

>>70962915
couldn't have sheets that white, i get shit stains on mine so often i have to have black and change them weekly

>>70962581
>>tfw you were a normie back in school but when the social media era kicked in you got left behind
>I hate fucking technology lads, if I was born 20 years earlier I would have made it
I get it's bliss that I was never a normie then, most of the people in my year were just that, classmates and nothing more, I had 2 real friends all the way through school, my facebook presence was nonexistent, it was just there for people to pad their friends list and 99% of the people I talked to on AIM and MSN were people from games, people I'd never even met.

>>70962849
>saw a girl in my class on the first day and literally thought to myself "She is the most cute girl I've ever seen in my life, I wish she would be my first gf" because I'm pathetic like that
>she actually came up and sat with me out of nowhere
>hang out for a week or two in uni
>she gets my number
>she's talking about meeting up at the weekend and going out for lunch
>"What's your snapchat anon?"
>"O-oh, I don't use it"
>"Oh"
>never went out with her for lunch
haha anyone got a spare length of rope?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpiTh8qdnYc

RARE OLDIEz

Turn on CNN Brexit was just cancelled

>>70962936
didn't take any pics lad
didn't even know who she was 2bh. just thought she was some decent looking slag i didn't get on with

>>70962922
your life

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kano/garageskankfreestyle.html

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the gf

any of you lads ever torrented something on your uni wifi?
dont want the ol' uni jannys kicking me off the network

>>70963004
Did you squeeze her cheeks?

>>70963032
torrenting is blocked on uni wifi here, have to use a VPN

is this the thread where you can talk about those weird green berries growing outside London?

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might as well just delete it

>>70963032
They don't give a shit unless they get a letter

>>70963040
I can confirm that I did not touch her in a physical manner

>>70963021
damn shes cute. right in the fucking feels.

>>70963004
>decent looking

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rate my battlestation lads

WE

DE NORTHERN BRUDDERS

>>70963034
want this to be real

>>70963093
more like right in the bumhole

her bumhole i mean
and my willy

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>>70963003
nah

> tfw depressed alcoholic with no sex drive

>>70963094
I have very low standards, paddy

>>70963083
font

stop posting slags im on day 1 (ONE) of nofap

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Couldn't handle the bants kek

>>70963117
would i turn into dr manhattan if i was in there when it was on?

*bans muslims*

fuck didn't realise there was already a thread
feel like a right twat now, sorry janny

Where's Wally?

brrrrrrrrrr bit cold outside lads

*shudders*
*puts extra thick socks on*

that's better

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WE

>>70963083
>Having any social media account

Sorry, but it's not hard to keep in touch with people or find out what people are doing the following weekend.

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New Ja/ck/ lads.

diane abbott needs to fuck off

any leeds lads here?

>>70963015
upvoted

>>70963209
how can you be so shit at cooking

>>70963075
alri i'll do that

>>70963212
I'm James Millner ama

>>70963188
*ruffles your hair and puts a wooly hat on your head*

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WE THE NÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅRTEHRN PEOPLE

>>70963078
wat

*fills kettle up halfway*
*turns on*
*gets out large souvenir mug*
*puts in bag of earl grey and two teaspoons of sugar*

>>70963212
i shagged a kurdish girl that grew up in norway but now lives in leeds :3

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WE

lads ive never had a gf and never kissed a girl (have held hands and hugged though) and ive never had sex

but i did convince a female friend to send me pics of her pussy ass and tits with my name written on them

>>70963258
*gets on my knees like a good boy and starts unbuttoning your jeans*

>>70963209
does he do this on purpose or what

explain

>>70963285
DA

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WE THE NÅÅÅÅRTHERN BROTHERS

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>>70963157

Big beats are the best get high all the time

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>dkn bottenlös

Bit mad at how sex involves putting a part of your body literally inside another humans body. Weird to think of the first humans and how they decided "ah yes I'll just put my body part inside the hole of another person"
Sex is weird when you think about it

>>70963262
löl at the skinnyfat twink feeling like a tough lad in the presence of the alpha haha

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The North will rise.

>>70963308
absolutely disgusting

if you're going to post slags, post NON-FATCUNT slags

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gf is in heat again the daft bint

>>70963321
people didn't think it's just an instinct, that's how animals know to mate

>>70963301
i think after all of these years, he has to be putting it on

>>70963321
Mind

Blown

>>70963321
imagine how hairy and dirty the vaginas of cavewomen were

also imagine how rough and animalistic the sex must have been

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>>70963323
fuckin bete leftist

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I was in standing in line at a fast food restaurant, and there was this obnoxious sorority slut in front of me with her tall hunky boyfriend. It was so painful. The guy was grabbing her waist from behind and they seemed so in love with each other. She was talking to him in such a sweet and loving tone of voice - not the hateful voice that I'm used to hearing from women her age. Even though they were in a fast food restaurant, they were having the perfect romantic moment together - two beautiful people lost in each other, caressing each other. I was beginning to feel immense incel rage, but just then something pleasant happened. A man walking with his drink tripped and spilled his sticky lemonade all over the slut. Then the slut let out the most horrified shriek, and she made a face like her entire day was ruined. I looked up towards the sky and praised St. Elliot for making this happen.

Witnessing this event happen has proved to me that St. Elliot is watching and protecting me and all other supreme gentleman. St. Elliot loves us all and he will bless us if we praise him and thank him for his generosity and sacrifice.

O St. Elliot, thou art my shepard. Thou leadest me beside still waters and green pastures. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Thou anointest my head with oil, my cup runneth over. I will dwell in the house of St. Elliot for ever.

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>>70963342

>>70963291
>ass
fuck off yank

>>70963308
wouldn't mind doing a shag on this just so see what it's like

At spoons

>>70963308
[kanye west biting his lip]

>>70963363

I bet they were cleaner because they didn't eat processed good and trans fats

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>>70963301
It is unknowable.

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Just found this in the clearance section of Blockbuster for £4

>>70963339
Let's be honest, our BMI will rise and that's about it.

>>70962915
want to rub my face in her buttcheeks

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>>70963339
Ja vad gör du om dagarna? Jag tränar kampsport inför raskriget. HELL SEGER!

WE

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>>70963386

>>70963374
howling

>>70963321
yeah

anyone else scared of ever having sex?

i'd be afraid of breaking my dick or something

don't trust anyone with my body that much

>>70963345
'kin 'ell get a gangbang with your mates round and bukkake her

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE NORMAL PEOPLE

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE NOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS

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what is wrong with women? why are they so stupid?

>>70963474
this, it's the ONLY reason i haven't had sex lads

not because i'm an autistmo, ugly or have a tiny willy

no sir definitely not any of those

>>70963262
>valknut med futhark från wikipedia

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Fy fan vad jag hatar svenska tjejer. Degenererade jävla horor som bara bedrar och ljuger. Det enda dom bryr sig om är sig själva och sin jävla "lycka" vilket innebär en lina från en pundares kuk eller varför inte en resa in till ghettot. Jag gillar faktiskt terroristerna för dom dödar iallafall bort skräpet, nbögarna, från samhället. Hell fucking Seger.

>what is wrong with women? why are they so stupid?

>>70963504
well yeah i'm also shy and have an average benis

not ugly though

but still, i can't deny i find sex scary

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>>70963502
beta leftist hang yourserlf

WE

>>70963474

this is why i only do oral with fellow men. i'm not gay but i care about my health too much to risk anything else.

>>70963474
>>70963504
Nobody gives a shit if you're a virgin.

Stop letting normalfags cloud your mindset

Fy fan vad jag hatar svenska tjejer. Degenererade jävla horor som bara bedrar och ljuger. Det enda dom bryr sig om är sig själva och sin jävla "lycka" vilket innebär en lina från en pundares kuk eller varför inte en resa in till ghettot. Jag gillar faktiskt terroristerna för dom dödar iallafall bort skräpet, nbögarna, från samhället. Hell fucking Seger.

>>70963492
no she's mine

>>70963502
LOOK AT ME
NO
LOOK
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
LO
LOOK PLEASE
IM CONSUMING COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE GOODS

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Send to: Swedes

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>>70962797

>>70963554
Normalfags care

Why do you think "virgin" is an insult for men?

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>>70963494
WE

THE NOOOOORTHERN LOVERS

>>70963502
septum piercings must be stopped

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SURVEY TIME
U
R
V
E
Y

T
I
M
E

ARE YOU'RE AN NOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS?

JA (Yes) / NEJ (No)?

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>>70963589
Why is the far-right so homoerotic?

>>70963587
>Normalfags care
What did I just say?

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me in the red cap

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VI DE NORDISKA BRÖDERNA, VI DE NORMALA MÄNNISKORNA har kommit till jorden, till Sverige, till Norden för att försvara vad som är lika vårt, vad våra förfäder har lämnat till oss!
Men beta vänstern förstör allt. Vi måste erövra det som annars kommer att gå förlorat. Men VI DE NORDISKA BRÖDERNA kommer att göra det vi måste för att rädda vår kultur, vår nation och vårt MODER SVEA!

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maggie Q(t)

>>70963604
Who are these NOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS?

>>70963625
Having a good rodgering now and then builds character

>>70963627
>Nobody gives a shit
>except most people

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Do you like the wallpaper I made lads?

>>70963627
It's not possible to completely push them out of your life, unless you go innawoods

We still have to interact with society at some point

>>70963556
well you aint doing enough to keep her satisfied are ya

>>70963671
no

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>>70963688
What about this one?

>>70963604
neja

>>70963671
shamu

>>70963671
SHIT
H
I
T

try harder

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me an' t' lads bout' go on t' lash x

>>70963524
Svenska tjejer är förmodligen de skitigaste kvinnorna i världen.
Skojar inte ens.

>>70963671
No it's boring.

>muh salary
>muh economic growth

Why do people keep on with this shit when there is an abundance of evidence showing that wealth (beyond enough to provide the necessities of food/shelter) does not increase happiness or well-being?

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>>70963449

Who /EnglishCatholic/

Feels devilish

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>>70963665
https://www.youtube.com/user/fishboneliquid

ARE YOU AN WEAK PEOPLE

NO!

WE ARE AN NORTHERN BRTOERHS!

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Give me the quick rundown on these two

>>70963737
>not wanting the iPhone 12

what's the connection between THE NORTHERN POWERHOUSE and the NORTHERN BROTHERS

>>70963671
no

>>70963711
yes

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>>70963719
>>70963722
>>70963734
Ok, how is this one?

>>70963744
Good lad
You're gonna go heaven

>>70963737
Majority of people hate their job and would be happier if they didn't have to slave for noseberg 9-6 5 days a week

Not hard to understand

>>70963737
which party represents happiness or well-being?

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>>70963737
Capitalism

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WE

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38899342

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thoughts on swedish tripfags?

>>70963776
No, Cara is ugly and so is the image placement, not just boring but also ugly.

>>70963778
who else is there?

>>70963756
wish chuckleposting was a thing

>>70963776
epic xDDD this 2bh

>>70963804
lib dems

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>>70963744
stop going to monasteries

>>70963818
fake tripsfags. everyone in that picture are sidfs puppets

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>>70963768
WE'RE THE NOOOOOOOORTERN BROTHERS

>leave office at 5
>2 hour commute home
>get to station
>walk to gym
>hour in gym
>go home
>make dinner
>only an hour and a half before I have to be asleep again

Yo ho yo ho the wagie life for me

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>>70963773
>>70963826
What's wrong with the placement?

How about this little image..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzggK5DRBA

>>70963829
Bono

>>70963844
knew some twat would say this, fuck off

>>70963818
good people

>>70963833
to me

>>70963803
sure, then get a different job...coveting a higher salary is a different matter.

>>70963804
None of them?

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the gf

>>70963894
to you

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You're mocking The Northern Brothers now but mathematically close to 10 000 will march in demonstrations for them in one year. Within two years, up to 100 000 will and within three years we'll be numerous enough to stage a coup d'etat. Imagine a million nationalists marching on Stockholm. How will they ever be able to stop us?

>>70963737
Reminder that Epicurus was right about happiness, pleasure and pain.

>>70963878
That's just kinda offsetting, what are you even doing lad

>>70963880
Loving the comments

>>70963912
*gives her a dirty look as i wheel myself through the disabled entrance*

>>70963880
I wonder if these things end up being completely counter-productive.

>>70963756
Saw them at Sheffield students Union last Friday

>>70963880
*A Frankfurt School production

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>tfw no Turkish goatherd gf

what do the northern brothers think about anime?

>>70963880
rorke is NOT going to like this

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>>70963964
>>70963756
>>70963833

I failed the financial math exam on 28th of January. I'll have to resit it on 13th February, I'm in the state of despair now. I've been studying for days and still I don't have the coherent picture in my mind. The saddest thing is that all of this is supposedly laughably easy, time value of money, annuities, rents, this kind of shit. I still don't really get it. I'd literally just cried my eyes out out of despondency, thank God my mother didn't hear. If I fail this time, I'll have one final attempt and if I screw it up too I'm flunking out. At this point I'd like to kill myself, although most likely not, don't want to upset my mother since she'll go crazy in case of my death, don't want her to suffer, she does everything for me. Give me some (You)'s or something, I'm feeling really bad right now.

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>>70963937
I don't know, I keep having these images or scenes appear in my head

>>70963984
>tfw you'll never be a tiny goat sitting comfy in a backpack attacked to a big dog

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How does this image make you feel?

>nationwide reported happiness has flat-lined since measurements began in the 1950s
>wealth has increase five-fold

Keep chasing that GDP folks, that next £1000 of disposable income will be the one!

>>70963880
>making this in todays paradigm swing
What were they thinking?

>>70964021
Makes my willy tingle

>>70963984
is that cara

>>70964021
> light coloured eyes
hmm

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runtlets over at the grauniad are having an absolute meltdown over the article 50 bill that passed today

most are saying how much they hate this country and how backwards it is for not giving assurance to the EU national here but apparently they are unaware that the EU has done exactly the same thing as the UK.

probably all rasheeds who just hate the UK haha

>>70963971
>muh frankfurt school boogeyman

can tell you've never read adorno

runt

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doing a cheeky piracy on the uni wifi

>>70964010
inwards and upwards old chap

Reckon this generation is desperate for a great war so they have something to fight for. Explains why all this identity politics shit is all the rage

>>70964076
delete this image mate

not like this

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>>70964076

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>tfw smashed the aptitude test for medicine because i'm smart
>got 4 interviews, autism let me down

Everyone is getting offers and i'm just sat here. Can't believe I've fucked this so badly. Literally everyone I know is going to be pitying me.

Might have to become a hermit to avoid failure forever lads.

>>70964021
makes me feel like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XIGic4PvFQ

>>70964010
ok

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has the brexit happened yet

>>70964089
every generation is desperate for that you mong

Earning more deifnitely has the potential to make you happier, if you earned 500,000 a year for a few years you could retire for the rest of your life and live a comfy existence

>>70964101
what does a medicine student do if he doesn't get a job? i always wondered

>>70964101
mild howl

*finds out I had a great great uncle that was French*

What the FUCK I love uncontrolled mass immigration now

>>70964089
and it'll never happen.

Thanks a lot Oppehnheimer!

>>70964132
You'd definitely be comfy but I reckon you'd get bored after a while because you'd only have material things for comfort

Desperate for a shit lads, feels like a massive one about to squeeze out.

Off to the toilet now, I'll update you when I'm back.

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Doing a think.....

Think the power supply to pc is completely fucked, won't even turn on anymore. Think it's time to replace the entire thing I've had it for 5 years and I can't do much on it anymore. Better bury the hard drive for now.

>>70964137
the poor sodomite above it probably going to do biology or biomedical science and hope to get into graduate entry medicine

if you're talking about medicine grads, they never "don't get the job". medicine have you already working in hospitals before you graduate and if you do graduate then you're guaranteed a job.

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dropped my gun at the store today

>>70964137
Medics always get jobs, it's guaranteed employment.

>>70964152
If you need some fulfillment you could do whatever you wanted

Sports, volunteering, travelling etc.

More time for family and friends too

toast with honey for dinner

>>70964220
This was for graduate medicine.

Fucked it monumentally so i have.

>>70964132
Lottery winners report lower levels of life satisfaction after the initial period of winning, not to mention a massively inflated suicide rate.

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>I use a pc

>>70964221
dropped my spunk in your mum desu lad

why am I only attracted to asians? are the jews behind this?

>>70964211
all of them low quality genetics too (short, ugly, balding)

makes sense 2bh

>>70964149
Could still happen if things go berserk

should i make a pot of coffee or just make some instant coffee?

>>70964137
There's such a lack of doctors we're importing tonnes from abroad, reckon if you pass a medicine degree you're guaranteed a job

not good enough to be an academic

>>70963200
yeah, thanks to social media

dipstick

>>70964089
The Cultural Revolution in China literally happened for the same reason.

>>70964257
please delete this post

https://youtu.be/oX_sO0nyM2M
>aussie anally rapes an icelandic girl and then does a TED talk about it
hmm doing a think

Just finished up a two hour skype call with the 'ssus. She seemed upset about something.
Really quite concerned with how it ended. Think I should call her back but she's already said goodnight.

>>70964252
Need to control for sensibly spending money

Of course if you're a mong and spunk it all up the wall then have to go back to your old life after a brief period of being rich you're gonna be sad

I'd be interesting in the ones that don't just spend it all at once and use it to live a middle class life for decades to come

>>70964251
yeah, graduate entry is even more competitive than undergrad. 99% of those who fail the first time round and do biology thinking they'll get in as grads don't make it then either.

I'm an imperial student and there are a lot of very bright lads here (even in bio lmao) but they never make it through grad entry.

>>70964320
>Australians
>human
pick one

>>70964308
*doesn't delete the post*

>>70964362
please delete both of your posts

please.

>>70964347
>Americans
>Australians
Pick your nose.

oh lads mk ultra is reaaaaaaaal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmZNoZvcKE

just picked my nose AMA

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>>70963034

@70964419
>replying to a 35 minute old post
fucking idiot

>>70964334
Mate, you think i don't know that graduate is more competitive? Been working on my application for two years.

I never applied for undergrad anyway, I'm not one of those cunts who flopped undergrad entry and had to do biomed/biology instead. I went into biomed without any plans for medicine because I liked medical science. I only decided to after I talked to my tutor and he said i should take the UKCAT to see how good my chances were.

nobody replied to me so i made instant coffee

another 100 likes on tinder without a match

>>70964188
Alright lads I'm back from my poo. It came out easily, wasn't as big as I was expecting and it took a decent amount of time to wipe.

6/10

drumpf will never be president

time for a cheeky wank lads

*fires up the aeropress*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdwyZliwXkU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcANcF3Z_f0

COURVOISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M BOTTLING MAN
DON'T WANNA SEE ME BOTTLING MAN

>>70964506
please take pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU4UgHX_QBY

where do i start with borges?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjMgvLyxMA

haha youtube is crashing

>>70964456
tough luck mate

I'd say apply for grad jobs while there are still some open but I reckon anything worthwhile would require you to overcome your autism....which you haven't managed in two years of prep....

guess you'll have to settle for being a lab monkey on £22k

>>70964448
Piss off

>>70964456
Don't care mate, stop replying to me

>>70964465
>not using the ol' aero

>>70964475
Sadcase

>>70964478
Not interested

>>70964489
Already is you dolt

>>70964506
Post wank material

>>70964515
Good lad

>>70964522
Not opening that link

>>70964527
Not opening that link

>>70964532
Gay twat

>>70964558
Not opening that link

>>70964563
Shut up

>>70964522
>yank politics

runt be gone.

what the fuck is the point of an aeropress?

just seems time consuming and unnecessary

>>70964588
me on the far right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNmta1gFjxU

love this video

>>70964393

i showed them my willy down a back alley in Erdington and they went and did this baka

>>70964571
I'll kill myself first

>70964574
hid your post with my eyes closed

counted and the results are in: exactly 0 (zero) photons of light from your post came into contact with my retinas

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Radical Centrism crew report in

>>70964613
this lad has NEVER had a good cup of coffee

>>70964532
>>70964382
>>70964308
nice manners lad

>>70964622
if you don't, fear not

the work is apparently soul sucking enough that my friend with a 2.2 from southbank quit her lab monkey job to go on the minimum wage as a receptionist. plenty of time to gain suicide motivation on the job.

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>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

>>70964613
yOU ABSOLUTE RUNT

>>70964700
Are you a medic mate?

dad used to tell me to get myself a paki wife so she can cook me indian food and practice kama sutra

grandad used to tell me to get myself a black african girl with a big ass

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>>70964648
Alright.

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hmmm

>>70964711
why does this fucker always shout

is he mentally retarded

>>70964729
hMMMMM MAKES ME THINK

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>>70964745
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>70964656
>>70964720
tell me what it does and why you should spend time doing it

ass

>>70964736
did you acknowledge that brexit happened or what

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/explosion-paris-metro-dozens-passengers-9782377

ah yes, the so called religion of peace

>>70964393
doopin' hell
what were they being questioned for to do that?

MAYNE
STREEM

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MEDIER

>GTA Vice City was 15 years ago

>Best friends mum just died of Cancer

Shit lad

>>70964728
nope, I'm a final year engineer. I know a fair few medics/biologists though and I've seen biofags go through what you are currently experiencing.

>>70964813
you're not my lad!

>>70964791
battlefield 3 much?

making it my life goal to make "I till your soil" a popular expression meaning "I get what you're saying"

that way people can shorten it to "tillage" and go around saying "tillage?", "till my soil bruv?"

>>70964813
cancer or Cancer?

>>70964795
>be swede
>visit britannia, the land of bad breath
>get said bad breath in face
>get sudden urge to kill yourself
>jump infront of a car at a highway

>>70964791
electrical fire you braindead rorke

>>70964812
it was shit as well

Have you seen, have you heard about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Utp0f_EG8

>>70964814
I'm getting a first from a rustler group uni so hopefully I won't be that bad off.

>>70964843
cancer mate. Of the spine, died a week early.

As thugga thugga said "ey fuck cancer"

>>70964812
>ur death is rn
*blam*

>>70964773
mAKES NICER COFFEE

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>>70964850

new
>>70964895
>>70964895
>>70964895

>>70964899
>>70964899
>>70964899

>>70964568
wew

fuk u this isnt svt