Why is the Polish language so superior in every regard?

kurwa japjerdole!

>>70954795
Пшeпшeкypвa

You tell us.

it's utterly ridiculous on paper for several reasons, but it doesn't sound bad

>>70954795
required to be 6.1+ to speak it

Russian is the most primitive Slavic language. Just putting it out there.

bump 2

It sounds hard as our hard dicks.

In my opinion lithuanian sounds cooler

>>70958463
i don't like it, sounds like espanol for me, every word ends with "-as"

>>70958577
I don't think so. I like it because it sounds much cleaner/it's easier to catch the whole words, while it still has many soft sounds unlike spanish or italian.

>>70954795
i've been there
also i ate best pizza in my life

thanks Piecki-Migowo and their suburb pizzeria

>>70958577
lithuanian sounds like eastern slavic tbqh

>>70959235
Can confirm. To me, it sounds more like gibberish rather than an actual foreign language. It feels like you have to understand it, but the words doesn't make any sense.

Should I learn Polish or Czech?

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>>70964111
dont bother, ur probably too dumb to learn any other language

>>70964282
and youre even dumber, turk

>>70964317
t. ukrainian diaspora

>>70954795
because Poles are superior in every regard

>>70964282
>tfw albanians are retarded

>polish """""""language""""""""""""
O kurwa zczdscdzds scs dcsds wypieldalay aacxedtd kurwa!

Couldn't they have added more diacritics instead of chaining tons of consonants? I don't mean to trigger Polish posters, but wouldn't Cyrillic have made more sense?

Because it's written in the superior latin script and wasn't tainted by a fanfiction version of Greek script.

>>70965037
The slavic languages that use Cyrillic are the ones that didn't have a written version of their language before the invention of said script.

>>70954795
kurwa and niemcy are the only polish words i know and i actually like them :3

>>70964982
It actually took me a while to realise this is jibberish and not real polish

>>70965265
protip: there are no polish words starting or containing the letters v, x, q.

>>70965218
lots of words in polish are germanic in origin, even though they're written differently they sound pretty much the same, lots of germans are surprised by this when they come to polakland

>>70965184
So it was always written in Latin? It seems so weird, but maybe it would make sense if I actually did my homework on it.
Why did the letter z assume some sort of descriptor role? I know I'm not one to talk because English has some weird combos as well.

Also on a random note, that accented L looks cool as fuck.

>>70965438
some examples?

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>>70954795
>polish language

>>70965534
https://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanizm
Scroll down, there's a lot of examples, I believe theres many more not so apparent words which definitely come from German, that they missed in the wiki article, but this list is pretty big anyway

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>>70958577
>>70959235
>>70961120
>slavshits commenting on my language

>>70965534
I have a example of a polish loan word in german language.
Granica - Border - Grenze

>>70965710
>handel od Handel
you really have no own polish word for trade?

>>70965534
The funniest one that comes to mind is the polish word "wihajster", which means some mechanical part that you can't exactly give a name to at the moment, comes from the german expression "Wie heisst er", originating from dumb poloks going over to your country for work and not knowing shit.
Also Cebula definitely comes from your Zwiebel.
>>70965847
nope

>>70965898
>wihajster
kek that is great

>>70965847
Oh there are a few synonyms for it but this one is the most popular. It's a leftover after a century of germanisation.

>>70965898
>nope
Ale w słownik synonimów to ty zainwestuj prostaku.

>>70965971
The most obvious loan words from german are for things that were invented after partitions when the polish language was banned.

>>70966045
tak, bo ludzie na codzień mówią kupiectwo albo kramarstwo. Może handlarstwo, albo geszeft? xD

>>70966156
>xD
kill yourself karaluchu

>>70966320
triggered