/brit/

>>70948846
usa

>>70948846
POOsa

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yanks? no thanks! lmao x

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kay-on

>Aushartalia

nuttall here lads

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Keep it GANGSTA edition

>>70948846
gotta love sean dyche, future england gaffer desu

>>70948846
nay I shan't be keeping it local me own father's a POLE he seduced a perfectly resonable Northern English rose and reproduced not once but fucking THRICE

I can't even apply for UKIP now thanks tata

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sad

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business idea: yorkshire

NickLowlesHopeNotHateGerryGableSearchlightMagazine

>>70948948
THRICE would be a good name for a metal band

#BridgesNotWalls

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>>70948950
Fake news! SAD!

>tfw remembering that i used to kiss my parents on the lips when i was a little kid
pretty embarassing ngl

having a pint of milk

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>>70948846

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What books you lot reading then?

was totally ignored in the last thread

bunch of wankers desu

were black people as criminal and violent before the advent of gangsta rap? they seemed pretty chill when all their music was just jazz, soul and blues.

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>>70949045
Local action for local lads

>>70949057
big book of learning how to read hehe

rate my joke lads

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another day at the call centre tomorrow

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>>70948846
>Brexit in a nutshell

>>70949058
Black communities were very civil until CIA psyops in the 70s and 80s pumped drugs into their communities, encouraged gangs to form and the breakup of black families and marriages

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This photo was taken on the 19th of february, 2016
the day I got the hire bike

today is the 8th of february, and I'm still on this fucking hirebike

how fucking long is an insurance payout supposed to take

>>70949156
>how fucking long is an insurance payout supposed to take

6-9 months

anyone else still utterly disgusted at how the rozzers and labour council cucks didn't go after those nonce pakis because of a fear of being called racist? plus how literally every large town and city has had similar paki nonce gangs and nothing was done about them for years.

absolute state of this country. do not want to live here any more.

>>70949141
eurocuck

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>>70949045
OH MY GOD
Just talk to them about real issues like are you worried about the ever increasing hospital waiting times? That'll be because of muslim immigration.

>>70949005
*insults you*

>>70949166
my bike was worth £550
the cost of this hire motorbike for 12 months must be more than that
what the actual fuck are they playing it

>>70949184
It's true though

poo a'brewin tbqh lads

Lads
What's your least favourite first world country?

>>70949176
Cowards of the highest degree
I hope they were punished alongside the pakis

>>70949235
UK

>>70949186
Getting people to understand the issues about immigration through things like waiting lines, school places, housing and crime works infinitely better than going "we must preserve the white race and protect it from cultural Marxist multiculturalism agendas"

British nationalism has to be done covertly rather than blatantly

>>70949166
WHAT?
When somebody drove into my old truck and totaled it I got a check for it in like 3 weeks.

funny how you can solve most of the problems people bang on about
>failing NHS
>no houses
>no jobs
by kicking out foreigners and yet there are those that say wanting to kick out foreigners is yet another problem

>>70949265
can you provide some statistics for those things so i can use them in real life discussions?

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r8

>>70949235
Germany

>>70949281
Booooo

redpill me on shagging your own mum lads

>>70949281
NHS would collapse without foreigners working in it mate.

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>>70949281
>Health tourism costs over £300 million per year
>N-no you c-can't turn them away. Give free healthcare to everyone you n-nazi

I hate them

>>70949141
ah yes, v intersting, lots of interesting points being made

>Finland's patron saint is English

Interesting

>>70949316
it's just reclaiming the cunt that has once been yours

I was peeing and a lizard saw my dick

>>70949321
please do it, she's been very lonely since dad left

>>70949321
But we'd also third the number of patients so it'd be fine

>>70949321
This is true.
It's a bona-fide fact that the UK needs some immigration.

300,000 a year though?
From countries like fucking Somalia where the literacy rate is amongst the lowest in the world?
With complete disregard for English proficiency and job skills?

Why can't we pick and choose which ones we take in?

mammals shouldn't be allowed to live in water

we need to kick whales out

>>70949307
>/r9k/
>/v/
>/pol/
cancerous

Speaking of peeing I miss Ricky Pointing

>>70949303
I'm not that educated on the info myself tbqh lad but I'm sure you'll be able to find some studies from rorke sources like the Telegraph, Mail, Express or the Spectator

>>70949376
show yer mum some consideration haha

what if whales have their own country underwater

I've heard sir David talking about their exceptional intelligence and the ability to communicate on a sofisticate level

>>70949376
I thought it was Scotland that wanted to go

>>70949433
How would that even make sense?
The sea is their "country"

>>70949307
>/int/
>/v/
>/pol/

>To be successful in this role, you will have a minimum of 5 years experience within a corporate environment
it's an admin assistant position ffs

>>70949235
India

>>70949381
>>70949492
>knocking /pol/
sod off wankers

>>70949481
but maybe they have borders and construct walls

business idea: fatties, druggies, alcoholics and smokers start paying for NHS treatment.

goes against the core principal of the NHS but it isn't 1948 any more when people died at 65 and 20% of the population weren't obese.

>>70949517
might set up a company and hire my son as soon as he is born so he will have 16 years of experience by the time he finishes school

>>70949540
>smokers
we already do mate

>>70949517
its a fake position. they just pump out adverts like that to fill particular quotas but make them impossible for applicants. the job usually goes to someone internally.

>>70949530
And only let krill inside their borders?
>>70949524
India is 3rd world

>>70949307
>/v/
>/fit/
>/r9k/
really dude

>>70949186
It is a factor. Several cities in England had fairly stable populations up until the late 1990s. Since then the population of each city has shot up by tens of thousands, some by hundreds of thousands, and by millions in London's case.

It's entirely fair to suggest that a rapid shock to the system by adding an unpredictable amount of dependents, that both Blair and Cameron inflicted by opening the floodgates to the 3rd world and Eastern Europe, would make services deteriorate. Especially when those dependents aren't contributing as much as the indigenous British are.

>>70949560
>leaving school at 16

>>70949577
I closed /lgbt/ in case people laughed at me

>>70949235
I'll love the UK if you guys let us back into the crown colony GET ME OUT OF THIS COMMUNISM MESS AHHHHH

>>70949597
he's a mong because you cant even leave school then.

>>70949597
>tfw I did this and then got into uni 2 years later anyway

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Reckon the ol pc needs some attention

>>70949586
i know
but the thing i find funny is people have to be told this when is right in front of them

>>70949623
I'm not english

>>70949597
You can't anymore iirc. Michael Gove made attending 6th form/college compulsory for all 16 year olds.

>>70949615
You're welcome back any time as far as I'm concerned, mate

>>70949643
should bag that up and use it as a pillow

waste not want not and that

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ

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>>70949643
Just give it a good rinsing

>>70949643
As a computer technician this made me cringe a lot what the actual fuck

>tfw you realise that when Communist China implodes and they become a democratic country and their internet becomes uncensored, Chinks will spill out in the millions all across the internet and be everywhere

>>70949566
there really needs to be some legal standards applied to employment adverts

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2bh lads

>>70949695
/brit/ will be like Cambridge

>>70949695
>in the UK didnt fuck up india there would be a lot more of them on the internet shitting it up

woo.. haha dodged a bullet there lads

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is something wrong with r holly's eye?

>>70949695
I have lived in fear of this moment for quite some time now

>>70949712
bit gay

>>70949695
none of them speak english so they'll stay in the established chink sites

>>70949772
You should be looking forward to it, you won't be so below average height

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>>70949751

>>70949797
No because I am a girl teehee

I have never posted anime on the internet

*travels back from the future*
you're learning french? no, learn mandarin, trust me

>>70949818
meh, would still marry

applying for jobs is making me hate women

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>>70949540
> 20% of the population weren't obese
It's much worse

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>>70949855
just be NEET instead

>>70949817
The "Asian masculinity" might also just turn my height into an even bigger joke

>>70949880
got rent to pay laddo

>I'm
>Staying in tonight
>Watching TV by myself
>'Cause yesterday my girlfriend wrecked my life

>>70949880
not everyones mummy loves them lad

wish I could just be a NEET 2bh

>>70949855
why?

>>70949913
well last night a DJ saved mine

>>70949934
>looking for SALES SUPERSTARS!!!
only women write this shite

>>70949695
>tfw you realise your government is slowly turning red
help us Britain you guys are the only nation that can effectively intervene China's action

>>70949995
Women shouldn't be taught how to read or write

>>70949005
you having a giggle?

>>70949911
do enough drugs to give you psychosis and get on dsp
>>70949926
she's been NEET since she got knocked up at 18 so she can't talk

worcestershire

had a cheeky wank lads

got called a cumskin in wilkinsons lads

>>70950171
need to spaff on that ear

>>70949355
nice dick tbf

t. lizard

>>70950172
faces like frying pans

badly need to penetrate a vagina with my unprotected penis lads

wanking before work this morning was a mistake

nothing to look forward to when I get home now

>>70950172
not even gay and tommen is the best looking there easily

so is Rolf innocent now?

>>70950219
Always was, same as all the rest. Yewtree was a witch hunt against white men.

Saville was dead so couldn't defend himself.

>>70950219
No, he's still serving a sentence for previous offences.

she wants a genderqueer demiboy from carlisle

>>70950160
Have another, courtesy of >>70949712

>>70950208
bit gay

>>70950298
need to spaff on her humble mounds

>>70950203
the first time you slide your dick bareback into a girls quivering, warm, soaking pussy is a truly glorious feeling.

>>70950203
a vagina (male)?

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>>70950314

>>70950347
mog was better tbfty

Please stop posting slant eye slags.
They do nothing for me.

watching extras season 1 episode 3, andy's pretending to be a catholic and hes getting grilled by a priest. but i dont think its very realistic as im supposedly a full catholic but i dont know the name of my confirmation saint and didnt have a priest growing up either

>>70949199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

>>70950324
>bareback
never tried it before

always had sex with a condom because I'm terrified of getting a girl pregnant

>>70950338
bit gay

>"sorry i missed this"
it literally, LITERALLY, says when you saw it right next to the message
do you take me for a FOOL???

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>>70950382
youre incorrect

>>70950441
virgin

>>70950441
>always had sex with a condom
Means you're still a virgin.

>>70950382
i prefer su, she looks more down to earth and a real human bean just like me

>>70950453
it means they read it but didn't pay any attention to it because they don't think of you as worthy of their time

Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?

why is New Order literally the best band ever lads?

Think I might be jaffa lads
Have penetrated several vaginas with my penis and have cum inside, yet have no illegitimate children. Never have used a johnny either.

>>70950453
she probably saw the message, made a mental note to reply to it later (because you're not that important) and then forgot (because you're not that important).

Chill your beans, dickhead.

from time to time i've sought /brit/ for sartorial advice. so, here i am once again,

opinion on cheap chinky android wear watch, lads?

jaffa?

>>70950463
>>70950470
>tfw you learn you're still a virgin after thinking for years you'd lost it
do i qualify as an abnormie now?

>>70950475
i know, bit of a pisstake in all honesty

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Gonna get a JFK cut

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ahh hmm yes

*mutters* german nonce

chinkies

>>70950506
jaffa > jaffa cake > sake > for pity's sake > pitiful

>>70950478
'avin a cheeky wank

*tilts head sideways*

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>>70950474
youre correct

what gimmick makes you legitimately angry lads? for me it's replying "not a word" to anything over 20 words long

>>70950550
I'm sorry but you've just made that up

would i get in trouble with the law if i paid a prostitute to rim me but i do a shit without telling her

not so much as a character

>>70950574
not a word

>>70950574
excessive hat-posting is somewhat vexing

>>70950574
ironic that this post is exactly 20 words long

>>70950571
need to spaff inside her vagina via penis

i think my monitor is dying
that or a graphics card or sumfin
wish i knew computers

>>70950584
you should be sorry

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>somewhat vexing

>>70950616
*spaffs on your nose*

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moggers is too slaggy

He's made you look like a right twat there m8.

>>70950574
Hat-posting and I don't really get the "brap" posting either
In what language is "brap" an onamonapia for farting?

>>70950584
are you avin a turkish?

*willy explodes from the pressure due to newly discovered virginity*

>>70950675
>onamonapia
onomatopoeia you uncultured cunt

>>70950651
*builds a mosque*

>>70950669
she just has that i've sucked a thousand cocks look

but i would still put my little willy inside her flower and thrust back and forth until ejaculation without a doubt

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imagine unironically drawing this
the state

>>70950701
Dictionary says it's fine

>>70950675
it's PARP

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Literally signed up to clinical trials so I can monetise my wanking habit lads

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>ftw you'll never be roadman

>>70950737
shut your trap

>>70950740
me, one down on the far right

>>70950740
its not girls' fault that chads have such low standards that they'll fuck anyone for a night

>>70950774
Alright. Put your hands up because you are getting one on the nose

NEED a cute girls fanny and/or feet in my gob RIGHT NOW

>>70950771
come to Birmingham bruv, I'll take you under my wing and introduce you to the mandem

>>70950708
Can't just build a mosque on Swedish land.
Give them an empty church. I am a lesbian bishop we can do theses things. Multiculture for the win.

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>>70950808
>lemme just get that book for you f am

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>>70950712
ye obvs

>>70950808
What about some boyfanny? I'll sit on your face while you stir my brown eye with your tongue.

>>70950820
double c?

I can hear fucking bagpipes a-piping outside
This place is a meme

reckon if I wasn't such a spacker I could have seduced this gally tonight

>>70950863
leave me alone

>>70950889
almost sent you a message on faceb the other day haha

>>70950861
nah, not a shirtlifter

>>70950858
>she will never sit on your face because it's banned now

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>>70950740

>>70950858
>F am
*Penis turns liquid*

>>70950916
It's mostly clean, got a layer of light brown/orangey crust around the ring but I'll come off when you put your tongue inside.

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>>70948905
underrated post

>>70950908
didn't even realise it was still there, I kept deactivating and it kept coming back
requested a permanent deletion yesterday though

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>excessive hat-posting is somewhat vexing

if part of your screen lags when you scroll, is it the monitor or the computer

>>70950950
nah, not interested mate

arranging some casual infidelity lads
don't tell the missus haha

why are puffs so manky m8s

>>70951010
don't worry about it mate, I don't talk during sex

>>70951033
*poofs

>>70951003
its your eyes m8

>>70951048
fucking puff

So i got fired from my first job before i could even start because I couldnt fill out all the information they wanted properly. Am I destined to stay a NEET?

He's got a point lads..

https://twitter.com/jhult14/status/829351528817385473

Had some thunder and lighting today, lads
Doesn't happen too often on this part of the world, no siree

>>70950740
me, bottom, second from the left

>>70951095
yes

I can't even get a job at mcdonalds

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always was always will be aboriginal land

>>70951095
lel what did you not fill out properly?

>im sorry i'm really busy at the moment but we should definitely meet up soon
oh FUCK OFF

>>70950740
me on the top right

>>70951112
sorry mate had a full english this morn hahah

>>70951121
I applied to so many places and this was the one place that hasnt ignored me.

>>70951127
They were asking for a bunch of Tax bullshit. I dont have income so how the fuck am i supposed to produce that.

Ive applied to another place 2 days ago and would live to hear back from them. I have a 400 dollar car payment and Im down to 800 in savings.

>>70951158
good post

>>70951158
*Punches you in the nose*
Should have put your hands up

>>70951178
The tax form is based on the income you're going to make at the new place

Will you ignorant niggers PLEASE shut the hell UP? Is this it? THIS is what I got all those ass-whoopings for? I had a dream once but it was a dream that little black girls and black boys would one day drink from the river of prosperity freed from the thirst of oppression. But lo and behold, some four decades later, what have I found, but a bunch of trifling, shiftless, good for nothing niggers! And I know some of you don't want to hear me say that word! It's the ugliest word in the English language! But that's what I see now! NIGGERS! And you don't want to be a nigger! Because niggers are living contradictions! Niggers are full of unfulfilled ambitions! Niggers wax and wane! Niggers love to complain! Niggers love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain! Niggers love being another man's judge and jury! Niggers procrastinate until it's time to worry! Niggers LOVE to be late! Niggers HATE to hurry! Black Entertainment Television is the WORST thing I've ever seen in my life! Usher, Michael Jackson is not a genre of music! And don't get me started on Soul Plane! I've seen what's around the corner! I've seen what's over the horizon! And I PROMISE you, you niggers have nothing to celebrate! I know I won't get there with you, because I'm going to Canada.

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watch it

>>70951232
The Boondocks?

>>70951121
i get rejected from every supermarket but i'll still never apply for fast food chains. that would be TOO embarrassing to work there

back from work

shit day

going to wank and then see if i can get some food

Listening to Blink182 lads, kinda miss my youth when I used to chill with my mates listening to all this shit, now after growing up I have no friends.

given up on tinder because my standards are too high and I only met up with one pretty girl and got a 1 (one) shag

sticking to wanking off instead

>>70951306
was listening to cky earlier. love a bit of skate punk now and again.

Off to Greggs for a latte x

>>70951134
just ditch it lad

absolute mong of a swede ruining my internet reputation

>>70951301
>going to wank and then see if i can get some food
It isn't even the end of the month and you already have to resort to eating your on semen?

>>70951337
Was the pretty girl the one girl you shagged?

DAILY REMINDER

Report kshitters to Big J for spamming, rule violations and dodging bans

THAT IS ALL

>>70951349
get bent lad haahhah

>>70951350
reach

>>70951349
You sure as hell aren't going to fix Sweden's horrendous reputation single-handedly

>>70951379
t. small j

>>70951379
Vote Republican
>>70951382
Vote Swedish Democrats
>>70951384
Vote Alternative for Deutschland

>>70951379
alri janjan

>>70951426
vote lib dem

time to make a Nuttall lads (plucking the todger)

>>70951377
no, I only went on a date with her, I shagged an avg. girl

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>>70951122
/brit/ is a white mans general

>>70951426
Vote lib dem

republican? more like rethuglikkkan. Like voldemorts.

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reminder that there is going to be a /brit/ meetup at this festival.

>>70951426
>not voting NPD
cuck

>>70951426
Oh rorkey rorkey rorkey, what a state you are in.

feel very tired

might cop a snooze

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OI BRUV
BAIT OUT THE BIGGEST RASHEED YOU KNOW RAPID CUZ

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>>70951479
Don't be a dafty, keep it local

>>70951468
at a quick glance the only ones there worth seeing are The Specials.

>>70951468
FONT

>>70951510
lad on the right's got his eyes on the streets

going to wank to August Taylor this time lads

>>70950474
>>70950571
bit gay

>>70951468
>Immersive Festival

lol what is this, a Skyrim mod?

>>70948970
Keep seeing this but dunno what it's about

https://www.instagram.com/bhadbhabie/

>13
the fuck america

>>70951514
bloody waiting list on social housing eh?
lets ban all nonwhites from entering the UK haha

>>70951575
looks like the last shit I took m8

Wouldn't it be refreshing to have a PMQs when Theresa May answered with clarity and respect rather than sound bites and offensive remarks

>>70951584
t. fanboy of old and busted kyary

>>70951590
its pretty much a mini-town for a few days. its great fun.

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cooking a pepper egg lads

>>70951535
>not wanting to see M.I.A. and Benjamin Zephaniah

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Cocaine's a helluva drug

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>>70951620
She's trying to be as witty as Big Dave but she just doesn't have his natural talent of banter

>>70951658

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/08/tara-palmer-tomkinson-found-dead-aged-45-6435830/

Those fucking comments

>>70951653
stingy prick

>>70951468
>all that ska and 2 tone
i'm in

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Bro whips that grub man a whip that skeng got me feelin like Shirley

>>70951658
didn't know she had a brain tumor

>>70951620

Maybe if the questions weren't perpetually diatribe, coated in venom and usually incredibly unprofessional then she wouldn't fucking have to.

>need a job
>suck it up apply for runt tier jobs
>still not heard anything back
lmao, slipping back into depression

>>70951620

>Would the Prime Minister agree that she wants to see the NHS disbanded and replaced with rape dungeons? And if so is she ashamed to look in the mirror.

Stop asking questions like this you Labourstani drones and you'll stop getting upset by her answers

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>>70951584
not sure by what reasoning you come to that conclusion

>>70951762
need to spaff etc

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rate my bird lads

>>70951807
A CUTE!

>>70950405
Love when a woman's biological clock starts running out and they desperately clamour to save themselves from eternal loneliness. Even when they do get a beta provider, they'll always look at the women who've been with their fellas faithfully for the very start, and get jelly they didn't bag an actual man when they could

>>70951807
nice legs

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>>70951468
sublime???????????????

>>70951620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZPVqoF7j5M

>>70951825

We've got a cunt in my office that looks like an older version of the bloke from 50 shades of Grey (he's not a bad bloke actually) and he's always got some sweet young thing on his arm.

It really makes the fat old ladies angry

>Why won't he get married
>All those young girls, it's PATHETIC
>He's a pedophile!!!!!

kek

>>70951825
My plan is to have girlfriends my age until my early 30s then when I'm ready to settle down I'll look for a mature 20 year old who likes older men that'll be good for raising a family with

Need a cute girl in my life.

Desperately

god i'm so lonely

>>70951807
>ywn have your head between frau frauke's thighs

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>>70951762
Got any 'before' pictures of her?

>>70951886
top lad

>>70951654
>MIA
not my scene

>benjamin zephaniah
hes a bellend on question time

https://www.instagram.com/pickle.the.pig/
pigs are quite cute tbf lads

>>70951886
Kek that is funny
>>70951887
Terrible plan. Any late 20s woman worth her salt will already be taken. Not to mention if you'd dump your current gf for a younger one, a good family woman wouldn't be interested in you

>>70951922
don't believe this photo is legit

>>70951990
ahh yes a thumbnail

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>>70951990

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>>70952012
Maybe it isn't, but there are many similar images on the internet

>>70952045
>>70952045
>>70952045
SMASHING NEW EDITION

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>>70951922
ye a couple from 2014
also compare her in this vid for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77j95wScfAo

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>>70952105
to this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZPGMIMrmds
think it was the eyes mainly that were done

>>70952057
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA

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lads I find parts of the English language confusing.