/int/ jokes

How do you fit 20 jews in a car?
2 in the front, 3 in back and the rest in the ashtray.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?
They put flowers on their grave.

How do you insert a hundred black fellows in a Mini Cooper?
You put a steak in the middle

These jokes are terrible.

Let me help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=785ucCVmHjI

>>70948273
Why do you always have to ruin everything

>>70948348
Paraguay... more like ParaGAY

>>70947918
How does a jew calculate his escape from a camp?

Strength of wind times height of the chimney.

Why you shouldnt play chess with a Fyromian?
They'll take your king before you realize it

Why do jews smell so bad? They're too scared to take a shower
What does a gypsy do in a bathroom? He takes a shower
Where can you find the most jews? In the atmosphere

You know why jews have big noses?
Because the air its free

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>>70948416

What is the difference between jews and a pizza?
The pizza doesnt scream when you put it inside the oven

Why do you run over a jew three times? The first is an accident, the second is in reverse, and the third time you say: "Fuck, a jew" and you run him over again

>>70948919
what's the worst thing about being a black jew?

you have to go to the back of the oven

How does Laurent Ruquier remove his condom ?

He farts :)

>>70948730
>What does a gypsy do in a bathroom? He takes a shower
i dont get it

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>>70949293
>Laurent Ruquier
yeah we all know who that is

A Turk, a gypsy and an Albo are in a car.
Who's driving?

The policeman.

>>70949360
Takes the physical shower, as in steals the shower

how does an argentinian commit suicide?

he climbs his ego and then jumps

>>70949431
oh ok
i bet the joke is better in polish

Three nazis walk into a BAR
They all get shot.

Why did princess Diana crossed the road?
Because she didn't wear a seatbelt.

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>>70949510
thats not funny thats how my mother died

A russian dog, a polish dog and a American Dog were walking around the streets of D.C, the American was showing them were to get meat from a grocer store, so he was saying: "You need to barl three times here to get some food"
The polish dog asks: "What is Barking?"
The russian dog asks: "What is food?"

>>70949696
>yfw dogs in polish bark "pscz pscz"

Whats the difference between a yogurt left out the fridge and the USA? In 200 years the yogurt will grow some culture
>>70948831
Top Kek
>>70949442
Nice

>>70949769
thats not funny thats how my mom begs my father to stop every night

>>70949293
RARE ALERT
EVERYBODY
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REUNION SPOTTED

>>70950504
Sa mèm lé bon

>>70950907
I'm sorry. I don't speak frog :(

>>70947918

why a black pregnant woman of triplets was arrested?
gang formation.

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>>70947918
What do you call a manlet Canadian?
-A Leaflet

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>>70948123
brutal

>>70948730
>>70949360
>>70949431
He takes THE shower would probably work better here.

>>70949505
Oh I get it, good one.

>>70949769
To bark is literally "szczekać"
So you're not so wrong here".

Why jews watch porn backwards?
They have orgasms when guy gets his money back.

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>>70952623

>>70947918
>>70948416
>Faggot jew tries to be funny
>Everybody makes jokes about jews
>Tries to attack the weakest one
>Fails
Oy vey seems like you got fucked

How was the copper wire invented?
An Armenian and a Jew found a coin

How much price of Israel?

6 millions Jews

What oven brand would a jew buy?
As long as it not nazional brand of course.

What is a jew past time favourite? Shekeling his butt

Why Israel build walls around itself? So a huge oven can be made.

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>>70954873
german "humor"

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>>70954873
Everyone seems to be replying to you so I'll do the same.

>>70954873

yeap... german humor at its finest.

>/int/ humor

>Some american is visiting scotland to find about his ancestor
>He arrives to a tombstone where is written "Here lies Duncan McLeod, a good friend and a family man"
>Well those scots sure as weird putting 3 people in the same grave
I found that in some after war compilation of Jokes. All of them were terrible.
>>70951012
Neither does he.

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>>70948796
>>70948919

y argentina tiene la séptima población más grande de judíos per cápita en el mundo, se dan cuenta ustedes?

How does a Scotsman find sheep in tall grass?
Very satisfying.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Which Chinese Dictator got his start in porn?
Mao Zedong

How do you get a jew to take a shower?
Ask if that's his $20 next to the zyklon canister.

What do you call an Indian Civil Engineer?
A Cabbie.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

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>Guy on /sp/ tells me he has a gf who he will marry soon
>Say I have a gf too
>It's not true