>have toilet at home >shart in mart instead

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>be german
>SHART IN PORNOGRAPHIC FILM

>go to a minimart to have a shart
>it's too small for the poor american who refuses to use a toilet stall

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>let off some gas
>comes out as liquid

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>be australian
>SHART IN MUSIC VIDEO

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>poop

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>be american
>go to a mart to shart
>cant pass trough the door

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>>70947630
its the thinking man's habbit, you'll never understand

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>try to use elevator
>over the weight limit

SHART SMART
SHART AT SHART-MART

>>70947778
>sue market for 6 gazillion Ameribucks
>win
>dors must now be one acre wide

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>want to ride escalator in shartmart
>fatscooter doesn't fit