/brit/

Boris Johnson is a cunt

GIMME ALL YOUR LOVIN

ALL YOUR HUGS AND KISSES TOO

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/brit/ is a roman catholic general

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you made this thread too early

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feeling cheeky ;o

fries not chips

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Lads which is the best football manager to play?

>>70947143
I made it just in time x

Doing a waste the best years of my life on 4chan

>>70947152
they're hot chips

>>70947136
*gives you 30% of my lovin and only 4% of my hugs and kisses*

which aussie is chessautist?

bet it's phimo the little spergy cunt

>>70947152
hot chips

>>70947185
No phimosis afflicting my penis sir, but I should get myself off to bed soon

>>70947153
why don't you try being a real coach for a local kids team

if bruce's hot chips go cold does he call them cold hot chips?

>>70947150
really need a latex gf

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who killed Givi? was it ukraine? why would russia do it?

>>70947185
there is only one bruce on /brit/ lad. he has phimosis, wears a turtleneck and is called jordan knight

>>70947209
*tucks you in*

Don't like Germans 2bh

They seem to have an inherent inability to find a happy medium and end up destroying everything around them pursuing one extreme or the other.

>>70947241
he's dead?

>>70947259
yeah a bomb got planted in his office, he died yesterday or today

>>70947241
F

talking to multiple prospective /gf2017/s and each and every one of them is a gigarunt as far as movies, music and things like that go. What is the female equivalent of a Deano?
Not sure whether I should drop them now or try and make it work, already invested a lot of time here and met two

https://www.reddit.com/r/spaceporn/comments/5sp10s/what_a_trillion_stars_looks_like_biggest_hubble/

>>70947256
Bit like yanks really

>>70947241
who dafuq is givi

>>70947251
nighty night nige x

may your chess skills be ever-improving

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>>70947280
>tfw born to early to colonise the galaxy

Not sure why I still post on 4chan when I'm 24 years young

>>70947302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9k05CbXmqE

>>70947278
>What is the female equivalent of a Deano?
Becky

>>70947288
Think we're more spiteful and rebellious rather than hell bent on the extremes.

>>70947278
>Deano
Donna desu

>>70947241
F

>>70947278
define gigarunt in terms of movies

reckon I've made at least one person on /brit/ cry with bullying
possibly even worse..

>>70947321
oh don't worry, we're never going to colonise the galaxy

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>>70947307
Bye. x

>>70947322
don't think anyone ever really leaves desu lad. and as you get older you have less social opportunities so shitposting time actually increases.

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>>70947347
>humanity will be wiped out in our lifetime

>>70947339
Harry Potter, 21 and 22 Jump Street, Transformers etc. etc., you get the idea

>>70947340
reckon you're projecting

>>70947365
shitpost during work desu

28

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business idea: yorkshire

this is the soooouuund of the suburbs

bloke in the office is ranting to me about his divorce again

fucking hate working with middle aged people desu

*points at you*
runt

going on a stag to vegas lads haha. myself, gazza, big deano, mark the fucking ledge and the man himself bazza

going to be absolutely fuckin mental haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLMZa713aAs

>>70947381
reckon I've had you tears before you potato shagging spazmoid

Business idea: burn down the house

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post sexy tomatoes

>>70947404
omg look at all that space... and people say britain is full!!!

>>70947404
FAR too much greenery there.
Think some lovely brutalist architecture would be FAR better suited to that environment, imagine how many towerblocks we could fill that picture with

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>>70947404
looks like the outskirts of Appalachia

>>70947402
same.

35 ;_;

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business idea: yorkshire

>>70947280
>admitting you go to reddit this overtly
unprecedented shit here

84% on freebird
pathetic

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>you weren't born in Belfast in the 80s
>you will never be part of a multifaith group of friends, united by your love of beer, cigarettes and Stiff Little Fingers

>>70947432
Sounds fun remember to take lots of pics. mum x

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>>70947461
>35
>hasn't killed himself yet

just did a big wee

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business idea: midlands engine

>>70947484
gay

http://www.asos.com/fila-vintage/fila-vintage-overhead-jacket/prd/7269961?iid=7269961&clr=Green&SearchQuery=&cid=3606&pgesize=10&pge=0&totalstyles=10&gridsize=3&gridrow=4&gridcolumn=1

might cop, bit on the pricey side though

>>70947489
no time for that lad, got a mortgage to pay and a divorce to finish up

>>70947434
very bored by this

>>70947498
quite rude honestly

6 showers since the 19th of september
I thought I was doing better than that

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>>70947463
noncing children is a yorkshire tradition

pakis are integrating well tbqhwy

was drunk messaging the oneitis last night she told me she's got an interview with some disney thing today
for some reason I imagined her as one of the costume people in disneyland and I said she'd be an absolutely beautiful princess

she still hasn't seen replied, absolute STATE of me lads ffs

>>70947517
Will be praying for u

>>70947521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cznpPMomJXw
what about this?

>>70947541
hhahahahaha you weirdo
creasing at the thought of this

>>70947499
Nice jacket but the oversized shirt/undersized jacket looks bad

Size it correctly and I'd wear it

>>70947494
I need a shit desu senpai

>>70947535
>pakis are integrating well tbqhwy

if you say so rasheed.

Have a 7 inch willy lads

/brit/ meetup at Corp tonight

I'll be the one with the white shirt, black tie and blue drink x

>>70947535
cilian murphy dindu nuffin

>>70947560
yeah I wouldn't wear it with a long shirt like he is, just makes you look like a wigger.

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>>70947564
they're just copying the local historic figures desu

>>70947496
hmm
nah

not a fan

>>70947461
tis the life famadan

tho im p much the same age as moot which means you must've been post-uni when u started shitposting

seems like it was ukraine that killed Givi then lads
bit mad

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>>70947588
>/brit/ meetup

>>70947582
*chops your dick off*

the fuck do you have now???

>>70947552
nah, find it hard to care for music 2bh
feel like the only one in the world

>>70947564
The most solid proof that they're integrating is poleaboos descent into tranny insanity

>>70947593
think they tried to make it look more vintage by giving it a hand-me-down too small look.

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She keeps /brit/ up at night

>>70947278
>1 trillion stars
>1 galaxy among 100 billion others (that we can see)

>religious morons think humanity is special and that God is solely interested in us

lol fucking idiots

need a muscular gf to perform snu snu with

>>70947615
>feel like the only one in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa14VNsdSYM
perhaps you'll relate to this

Made a bet with the lads I could shag a Chinese girl by the end of the year

Had to actually be from china, not born in the UK and cant be a prozzy

NOT going well

has a twitter hashtag every accomplished anything?

>>70947602
think i was, yeah. don't remember being on here at uni. so long ago though, gets cloudy.

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>>70947641

>70947639
what did he mean by this

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>>70947641
this desu lads

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>>70947589
>ywn be a good looking nonce murderer
doing a cry ngl

>>70947535
>moors murders
>yorkshire

it was in manchester
you never heard the smiths song m8?

>>70947659
also boring

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>>1 trillion stars
>>1 galaxy among 100 billion others (that we can see)

>>religious morons think humanity is special and that God is solely interested in us

>lol fucking idiots

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>>70947641

>>70947681
no m8, they were FROM manchester

they killed and buried them in yorkshire, hence the moors murderers

>>70947463
>Yorkshire Moors.jpg

screeching

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>/brit/

>ywn be the star quarterback of your high school
why even live

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name a better county than yorkshire
i'll wait

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>>70947641
desu

Everyone laugh at this mong >>70947701

>>70947745
>Yorkshire

no such thing

>>70947701
fucked it right up mate

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>Everyone laugh at this mong >>70947701 (You)

>>70947715
saddleworth moor is in oldham isn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHvtYxKGrPs#t=07m38s

spooky

who here had a prom for their secondary school? i got followed round the whole night by this girl who desperately fancied me

>>70947781
>prom
wtf since when did brits become yankboos

It can't go downhill if that's where you started

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>OI COME BACK HERE AND SAY NIGGER TO MY FACE WHITE BOI!

*shags your bird*

Enjoy wanking to girls with big tits, but repulsed by the idea of me having sex

hmm

>>70947781
Never went to it because I was a short speccy autist.

>>70947801
lol look he's pissed himself trying to haul his shit around

>>70947811
Jakes on you I've not got a bird ahahahahaha

For brekkie this morning I had some fried chicken, half a box of Tesco knock off krave and 2 monster energy ultras

>>70947775
formerly part of the West Riding m8

it was yorkshire at the time

>>70947781
Didn't go

>>70947793
I think we only really have it in the south, northerners don't have prom

>>70947856
runty

>>70947862
we have one but its called debs (short for debutantes ball)

>>70947815
got a semi once the face was revealed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j26ax_NDeek

>>70947781
we had a semi-formal in year 11 and a formal in year 12 but that's standard

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thoughts on the new pape

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What books you lot reading then?

>tfw have the virgin stroll

Imagine being a fit girl and getting tonnes of attention then popping out a couple of kids and turning into a fat mess in yours 30s

Many such cases. Sad!

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>>70947745
LITERALLY cannot

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>>70947910
are you being sarcastic

>>70947862
They do have proms up here lad, north of England anyway

>>70947906
>ywn be a broad and live out your dominant dyke fantasies

>>70947781
wasn't allowed to go to prom because I was a naughty boy at school
went to the after party and got sucked off though so it's a win-win

>>70947745
it's harder to think of one worse tbqh

>"oh but heres a picture of a quaint yorkshire town!"
>"oh but york is pretty!"

yeah but then you also have
>the islamic state of bradford and dewsbury
>the paki rape harem that is rotherham
>third world chav shanty towns like middlesborough, scumthorpe, sheffield, doncaster etc
>the collossal joke that is hull and the entire humberside region

i could easily go one, not even mentioned fucking leeds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4qYox-Gb70
filling chilled out rn

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>I read books

>>70947906
Imagine being a NEETgirl and spending your entire life in your room sticking dildos inside you.

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>>70947941
no lad

i'm born n bred

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>im illiterate

>>70948006
>i'm born inbred
Figures

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>>70947965
fuck off dickhead

>prom
do you not just call it a leavers do

>>70947999
haha that's me

>>70947745
Ahh yes Yorkshire

Home to such dazzling metropilises as bradford, Rotherham and who could forget the 2003 crap towns winner.....Hull

>>70947999
bliss

been having a phase of feeling really stressy and low self of steam over the past week or so

hate it when this happens

>prom
>leavers
It's a formal 2bh

>>70948021
Alright tom

Whenever I feel a little down on self confidence I just get my cock out in the mirror

>when you're late to the formal because you lost your flappy cap down the back of the lounge

>>70947965
>scunthorpe
>yorkshire
fuck sake m8
at least get it right

and leeds is alright

>>70948019
>Figures
fuck off yank

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hi lads, just popping in to remind you all that the best county is actually Kent (with west sussex coming in a close second)

>>70948039
alri dad what you doing in aus haha x

>prom
>leavers
>formal
It's called the graduation disco

>>70948064
you gay?

>>70948039
Yeah ours was called a formal

>prom
>leavers
>formal
>graduation disco
it's called the farewell soirée

>>70948090
No I've just got a big white wang

I didn't go to my school's prom

instead me and my social group decided to have our own party with lots of alcohol and stuff
much better

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>>70948031
biggest county is bound to have a few shit places

but that's why our countryside is the absolute best

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Fresh from the 'it

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>almost 4 million subscribers
>barely gets ~200k views a video

Pathetic

>>70948117
everyone else did this after prom lol loser
I went to a huge house party

I had a gf that went to prom and I didn't want to so the boys and I just dropped her off and picked her up to go to a party afterwards.

>>70948133
samantha's a dumb cunt

>>70948137
still makes more money than you ever will

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>>70948078
VERY good post
reminder that the word sandwich is because of kent (Earl of Kent to be exact)

>prom
>leavers
>formal
>graduation disco
>farewell soirée
erm we call it the goodbye groove here x

>>70948133
reckon that one had a 50/50 chance if she had a sense of humor

>>70948132
>it's good because it has hills and, uh, foggy bits
yeah alright mate

I reckon I'd be able to heem approx 62% of British royal family in one go

>>70948132
The reality is if you live in Yorkshire you spent the vast majority of your time not in the countryside tho

once wanked off onto my best mate's mum's arse

adieu boogie

>>70948140
a girl i knew asked me to go to prom with her even though she had a bf and her bf was going to prom too
i turned up extremely pissed though so she fucked off eventually after realising i was a lost cause

>>70948154
>Earl of Kent
earl of sandwich*

>prom
>leavers
>formal
>graduation disco
>farewell soirée
uhh actually it's the Hasta La Fiesta

once got wanked off by mum's best mate with her arse

>>70948181
was she awake?

>>70948180
that is absolute bullshit

most of yorkshire is countryside
i grew up in a village in the middle of fucking nowhere

>>70948181
give more context

>>70948186
that's well odd

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>>70948173
>poles would willingly heem old people
ANIMALS

>>70948181
story

Want to have a wank but if I have one now if I pull a girl tonight I won't be able to get it up

Probably won't pull a girl but still

>>70948139
house parties have an upper limit of attendants before they turn into shit

>>70948154
mental to think the UK even invented sandwiches

makes you wonder what the rest of the world was up to haha

*idly picks at the skin around my fingernails until it bleeds*

ahhh yes

>>70948208
and yet general population tends to stick to the urban sites you fucking bellend

villagers are a minority

>>70948169
>our nations landscapes don't matter because there's some pakis in bradford
yeah alright m8

>prom
>leavers
>formal
>graduation disco
>farewell soirée
>goodbye groove
>Hasta La Fiesta
Which is it then?

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went to the formal even though i didn't have a date

>>70948208
90-95%+ off Yorkshire residents will spend the vast majority of their time in some grim little provincial """""city"""""" like Bradford or sheffield

fuck me just cleaned my phone screen and changed the protector and it's blindingly bright to look at

>>70948223
iktf

pretty annoying when you can only get half mast on top of having to use a dommy

currently rubbing my bellend and giving my fingers a big old sniff

ah, skips

is giving fellatio to a female (male) gay in your opinion lads?

>>70948186
Yea most of my friends were a year or two older and had already graduated so we just went and got high as gas at one of their apartments while she was in there seeing her friends and taking pictures and all that. I just really wasn't a fan of school events like that, they make you take your shoes off and you can't smoke and they're full of cops and loudmouth girls. Not my idea of a good time.

>>70948240
you missed out adieu boogie you cunt

>>70948214
i know, she was proper insistent about it too
think she fancied me a bit

>talking with a mate early on in year 11
>agree that Apache (Jump On It) is a tune and a half
>make a pact that if it comes on at the leaver's do, we'll dance to it in the middle of the floor
>it comes around, what do you know, they play Apache
>we fucking smash it
>gf still reminds me that I danced with my mate more than her

>>70948241
Nobody went with 'dates' to mine except the people who were already going out

You're verging on a FOY here

>goodbye groove

fuck off you welsh cunt

>>70948262
>female (male)
please clarify

>>70948241
Went to my year 12 formal hoping I could meet someone there haha
Ended up like that wojak picture standing in the corner criticising everything in the room all night haha

>>70948272
Ignored it on purpose. :)

>>70948262
MACHINES
NOW

>>70948262
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fucking machines!

Lights out you 'orrible lot

cant decide whether i should buy myself another burrito or just cook something
i think my own cooking might be worse for me given how much oil i use, burritos aren't that unhealthy right?
i'm going to be lifting in a bit anyway t-thats good for me anyway

>>70948149

I will probably live 80 years longer than him, I doubt it

>>70948286
howling

>>70948235
>cityboys trying to pipe in about the countryside
always makes me laugh

do one you precious little ponces

see you later shindig

>>70948223
>he can't go again
worried I will develop this issue one day
My record now is 8 sessions with the ex in one day

>>70948239
>it's only good for the countryside
>oh, is it nice and flat and arable then?
>n-no it's full of hills and fog b-but it looks nice

always seemed odd to me when kids at school would get grounded or would have to do "chores"

dumb americanisms

>>70948307
Do whatever the FUCK you wanna do

>>70948310
hes a millionaire mate

>>70948222
he went to the off license to get some more beers she was in the kitchen

was pissed off my head and feeling randy as fuck for some reason, so just went up behind her and started grinding. thought she would slap me and id play it off in the morning as being just drunken antics, but she stuck her arse out and arched her back. then things just progressed from there

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phwoar

>>70948315
nah m8 you're the mentally challenged one

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Nice chat with a qt in the kitchen just lads :3

>>70948285
you know, like a female only with male body parts

>>70948307
do as you please and take your time doing it

>>70948325
I used to be like that but this suddenly came on in the last year or so, not a massive fan of I'm honest

It's only happened that I can't get it up with a girl once and it was pretty embarrassing

out of phone credit

it's been at least a year since I topped up

>>70948330
How did you get punished as a kid?

>>70948336
so she got her arse out and you just spunked on it. why would she do that?

>>70948336
why didn't you bang bro

>>70948361
bit pathetic

>>70948354
wew

would willingly let her give me herpes

>/plg/ is now just 90% people arguing with Trappy
ah yes, big fan of trips, they add so much to the conversation

>>70948380
I didn't because I never did anything wrong, or if I did I didn't get caught.

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>>70948362
BENDER

>>70948380
given a smack on the botty

Are the Hodge twins on Steds

>>70948373
Yea that did happen to me once when I was VERY drunk. Was embarrassing and a huge disappointment, she was a qt.

>>70948251
thing is about these cities is that they're tiny and surrounded by towns and villages

even the biggest one in leeds is literally 5 mins away from the nearest village

>>70948406
feelin' fit, buddy?

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/02/06/politics/general-strike-womens-march/
>'A day without a woman' -- Women's March organizers plan general strike
finally some peace and quiet LOL!

>>70948381
to give context shes been giving me looks for literally years, id just never done anything about it until then

>>70948382
no johnnies+very pissed+deathgrip

>>70948335

lmao no he isn't. youtubers get paid by the view, which he barely gets anymore

>>70948384
told you before about replying to me
don't do it, this is your final warning

>>70948454
he literally is

>>70948445
guess im just a lucky guy
>>70948413
no, two 40 year old men are just able to naturally produce that ammount of test
mong

just took the greasiest, stinkiest shit

i normally wouldn't make a post about this but fuck me this one was special

>>70948355
t. born n raised in some shite city

>>70948456
>american spirit
bin'd

>>70948453
>deathgrip
i also have this. i need to fix it.

>>70948456
me on the right

>>70948487
squeezing out greasy, stinky special things must run in your family, mate

most reddit boards?
in no particular order
>/wsg/
>/adv/
>/wsr/
>/qst/
>/v/
>/vg/
>/soc/
>/pol/

>>70948498
it was a yank who originally posted it I think

playing binding of isaac lads

>>70948447
>spend the day doing community service instead
bit ironic that they want higher pay for women so they're protesting by working for free

>>70948494
nah m8 Newcastle-upon-fucking-Tyne isnt exactly shit I reckon it surpassed York ages ago

>>70948531
/wsg/ is by far the most
/fit/ is starting to become more reddit by the day

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is kissing on the lips common

>>70948551
imagine that, PLUS you're a paki
hahaha

it's coming up
it's coming up
it's coming up
it's dehhh

>>70948576
oh I hate it when dads kiss their kids on the lips

jamie oliver always did it

fucking nonce

Need some decent aviators with dark or mirrored lenses

Any suggestions?

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>>70948624
DATS WHAT YOU DO BABYYYYYY

>>70948626
t. Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver

>>70948551
ah yes I miss my late teen years

just made up a story about cumming on a mate's mum's arse and got a tidy little selection of (You)'s for it

>>70948651
yeah

don't

>>70948626
don't be such an ungrateful twat and go give your dad a smooch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjnNEi7Tb8Q

>tfw have the virgin vocalisation

lisp like a gimpy fucker and my 'th's are otherwise non existant

>>70948556
overplayed your hand there m8

should have kept it subtle

>>70948576
>>70948626
Lucky for you it's not his kid

>>70948551
>red
slut ;)

>>70948711
you can babble all you want Newcastle is just a better place to live and work than fucking yorkshite

Mother dearest just called to tell me my apparently still unstable little sister has decided to publicly accuse every male in the family of rampant alcoholism on facebook.

Told her she learned it from her in the divorce.

>>70948624
AN ID DIH NO ARM

@70948748
shan't be getting anymore (You)s from me

work on your form lad, you got carried away at the end and spoiled it all

just got done fucking me mate's mum lads

don't get why anyone would want to be woman 2bh

neck yourself you y*rk dwelling spanner abdul ibn fuckmebum

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>>70948456
>Americans

>>70948824
nowt wrong with that

>>70948764
why are female siblings such cunts, wait let me rephrase that, why are females such cunts

>>70948846
>>70948846
>>70948846

>>70948576
>arm round her
>full on grabbing her face while he's doing it

oh come on, even if you defend parents kissing thier kids on the lips, thats a bit fucking noncey

>York is 94% white
>Newcastle is 83% white
really doing a think

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>>70947141
St. Patrick's day is a WN festival according to Irish SJWs. Meanwhile in loyal Ulster, the Orangemen can march* freely celebrating the past victories of King William, only receiving criticism from cultureless atheists and republicans who have to go back.
* with only a few snags