/carib/ - Act 13: Lost in the Woods

First fir conifers :D

>>70945640
Why you like pines so much?
>no shade
>not fun to climb
>pinecones hurt if you step on them while barefoot
only good thing is they smell good and look ok. That's it.

BRING BACK GROUP B PUSSY ASS WRC

>>70945901
>>not fun to climb
Conifers are quite fun to climb

>>70945901
A E S T H E T I C af desu

>>70946095
Spectator got rekt recently. Were probably as close as we can get to good ol automotive bloodsports

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Some serious shit went down.

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Some of the Places that got looted

>>70947904
What happened to cause said bursting in the vertical plane

>>70947448
Noice!!!

>>70949838
I also require information

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Looting is wrong!

>>70946095
Group B was awesome
Maybe I could set up a clone of group B and C rally championship in Andros or Eleuthera

>>70953136
Group b is never coming back. It's better that we leave the history than create a bad replica

>>70949920
>>70949838
'disadvantaged youth'

>>70954402
That' not really descriptive but okay

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>>70961169
Best guy coming through

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>had to write a poem on current events for communications
>no clue what to do
>we can leave when we finish
>people start finishing
>start writing because i want to go home

my teacher said it was "beautiful" and jokingly said i might have to copyright it when i was leaving

so how goes your day /crib/?

>>70964458
>Did spooky stuff
>Tried to inspire people
>Speaking to one of the harpies
>I might be falling for her
>pls send halp

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>>70964458
I completely ignored the existence of a girl I sat next to today

Alpha as fuk

>>70964917
Best gem.

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>>70965035
I agree

>>70964691
embrace it

>>70964917
ive done this too many times

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>>70964458
Stressing over preparations for my trip to Florida later this month. Other than that, so far so good.

>>70967807
problems or just pre trip anxiety

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>>70967880
Well I already asked for vacation days between the 24th and 27th from my workplace and it's been approved. I haven't bought the ticket yet and I haven't applied for an ESTA 90 day visa either and finally the ground school instructor guy that's supposed to come with me hasn't confirmed if he can go for those days yet so that's why I haven't bought the ticket, also stressing over the FAA PPL written exam I'm gonna take of course.

>>70953136
WRC only allows RWDs on the tarmac, don't they?

We have a series called Rally America that lets you put RWDs on dirt, and even snow. It's much smaller than WRC but not as boring and shitty.

french and pu ricucks are subhumans

>>70968981
>tfw my last name originated in France

Oh no muh heritage

>>70968949
Is it in Florida?
I may enter it.

>>70965532
No she is a bad person and I know it
>but she knows about my futa fetish
>knows about my foot fetish and actively supplies me with material
>I know her darkest secrets
>she knows mine
REEEEEEEE

>>70968825
sounds like a bit of a mess desu but im sure it will work out

>>70970492
>telling bad people about dickgrill and foot fetishes
why?

also anybody /uk hip hop/ here?

https://youtu.be/oE45E7aKupw

>>70970775
Because she asked after she told me about hers

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>>70970908
you could have lied

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>>70970492
Maybe she wants to peg you like how a futa would.

>>70964458
write me a poem )))

Today I was charged with resolving some edgy teenage drama bullshit, that shit's extremely tiring.

>>70964691
dude, like, just fall into the trap and deal with any problems that might surface later.

>>70971079
Nah,she maybe a harpy but I trust her

>>70971425
That would be nice actually

>>70971516
>just fall into the trap
Not sure if serious

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>>70971516
unless you got elected and caused massive asshurt then no dice
>my teachers face when i write about the us as current events
everybody else wrote about the abductions

>>70971784
then
>embrace it

>>70971784
>Not sure if serious
You get to pick what it means!

>>70971885
aww (((

>everybody else wrote about the abductions
Abductions? Explain.

>>70972051
recently a lot of women are getting abducted/raped/murdered.

Fill me in niggers

>>70972357
WE ALL HATE GRENADA NOW.
DON'T ASK WHY.

>>70972503
Why

>>70972316
Scary. Did you knew a victim or something?

>>70972357
klk mi negro

>>70972503
Why would you hate Grenada?

>>70972357
Shoo shoo Only 1 Dominica is allowed go away

>>70972939
nope

this goes back to what ive posted about here on why i dont fuck with public transport or outside in general even though im not a female
id rather not be found in a cane piece

>>70973241
why dont you post more often?

>>70971885
>>70972051
I believe she will hurt me in some way so I will bottle my feelings and kill them.

>>70972503
Grenada is pretty kewl
Best Carnival tunes so far?

https://youtu.be/JOqPFQ3ndss

>>70973313
> why dont you post more often?
I'm very shy

>>70972357
yeah what >>70973241 said

Vini a matar, vini vini a cantar

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>>70973362
you could put your heart in a chest and roam the seas

>>70973388
we dont bite. usually

>>70973510
>your heart in a chest
But my heart is already in a chest :^)

>>70973740
step one complete. what is your opinion on transporting souls?

>>70972939
No

>>70972939
Klk puertofriend, como va la vida?
>>70973411
Fuck off inferior dominican

>>70974339
no you fuck of gay side of Haiti

>>70974339
Dominica doesn't have any bad feelings towards you he's just giving you shit because your countries share a name
>>70973510
> we dont bite. usually
Maybe I'd like it if you bit more

>>70974034
>what is your opinion on transporting souls?

It's okay...what did you think of the song?

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>>70974438
sounds good but soca isnt really my thing
it can be great if im in a certain mood and want some high energy music

>>70974416
uhhh

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>>70974366
>gay side of Haiti

>>70974339
We were Dominica first. Fuck off

>>70974366
>>70974714
Do mamaguebo

>>70975024
lang patat mamaw

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>>70974416

>>70975093
>>70975024

What language is this

>>70976166
This is >>70975093 Dominican creole
This >>70975024 should be Spanish

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How are my cribmans doing today? any big news?

I woke up with fly symptoms and I feel like ass.

>>70973313
That's fucked.

>>70973362
Ohh ok. I thought maybe the pain afterwards was worth it a bit. At least you will know it's coming so you can prepare for it.

>>70974339
me cojio la monga brodel. Y tu?

>>70984793
>fly symptoms
*flu lol.

>>70984793
>How are my cribmans doing today? any big news?
I'm okay I guess


>pain afterwards was worth it a bit.
Nah, Never again

>>70984793
Been drinking coffee for the past few days abd I feel really good. Haven't even finished off my tiny bottle of gin

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>>70974366
Kek

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>>70964691
Not calling women harpies might be a good start

>>70968981
Daily reminder that UK got rekt twice when trying to invade PR

>>70974366
Sisserou play nice, they prefer the term Spanish Haitian
>>70974572
You too

>>70984793
Me voy a ir a españa

>>70990180
>Not calling women harpies
I use this term for my female friends that have done great evil to men in the past with no remorse

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>>70928989
Niet via de ambassade, die zijn van het Koninkrijk, mede-Nederlander :^)

https://www.rijksoverheid.nl/onderwerpen/ambassades-consulaten-en-overige-vertegenwoordigingen

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>>70952524
No it isn't

>>70996273
Kek, I meant office or whatever.

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>>70984793
> How are my cribmans doing today? any big news?
Yeah they found a body today

And then this
> Prime minister skerrit has filed charges in court for libel and slander against lennox linton and qfm

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>>71001309
>any big news?
This happened

Used a 3D printer for the first time today. Never realized how slow they are, the job I put in at noon today is still not done yet.

>>70985280
>Nah, Never again
ok

>>70985990
How do you drink your coffee?

>>70990180
A estudiar o simplemente de visita?

>>71001309
>Yeah they found a body today
man, that place looks like an ok place to die. Was it murder or just dead because reasons?

>>71002813
Is this a public work or just some artist making meme art?

>>71002813
how is the bus service organized there.
do you hate coasters with a passion

>>71003029
with a splash of milk to improve the texture

>man, that place looks like an ok place to die.
id bet on it being a dump job

>>70975093
No clue what this piti is saying

>>71003029
I believe it's some subcontractor, they get these contracts and jobs through sheer nepotism
>>71003294
Not sure how they are organised, Bus drivers are hated by motorists.
They do a lot of crap like making sudden stops or running lights, it's always fun to see cops btfo them.

>>71003294
> id bet on it being a dump job
You're right
>>71003029
> murder because reasons?
He was duck taped and beaten then killed

>>71004369
>They do a lot of crap like making sudden stops or running lights
oh so its a /carib/ thing then.
do you have big buses or just the coasters

>>71003294
do you brew it in a moka pot or have a coffee machine or do you do something unique over there?

>>71004369
I see.

>>71004504
>He was duck taped and beaten then killed
Was it drug related murder?

>>71005054
> Was it drug related murder?
Yea I think so

>>71005054
>do you brew it in a moka pot or have a coffee machine or do you do something unique over there?
pleb tier powder because im lazy. we have a french press and a coffee maker tho buy my patents stopped using them

>>71003294
> with a splash of milk to improve the texture
Who else is black master race in here

>>71007588
pls invest in a moka pot and make it with it, ur life will be better.

>>71005729
Damn. Do drug related murder make up most of the murders over there?

>buy my patents stopped using them
I get what you meant by this, but lol them typos.

>>71007588
>pls invest in a moka pot and make it with it, ur life will be better.
was meant for >>71007012

I don't drink milk so yeah, I drink it black. Do you add any spices to yours?

>>71007870
> Damn. Do drug related murder make up most of the murders over there?
Mainly drugs or money
>>71007923
> Do you add any spices to yours?
No just coffee
I hardly drink It though

>>71003294
>>71004369

Fuck our bus system. I'm here to talk about it again. It's absolute shit, and FUCK the DNA dude.

>>71007588
>gross watery texture
i even take my tea with milk

>>71007923
>moka pot
this is some grade a sorcery desu

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>>71003029
a estudiar and wait for the shitsow to blow over

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>>71010636
>Fuck the only political party that has said they'd fix the problem I'm most concerned about

Daily reminder SVG is shit

>not being in caribbean kik group
what are you doing with your lives

>>70971425
Pegging is love

>>71007588
I'm pretty sure my coffee is closer to the color white than black

>>71019698
Just couldn't stand to have the coffee be black could you. Smh ))

>>71011570
Are you playing FE Heroes ?

Or is the other Bahamakun my FE friend?

>>71017420
Wat, gimmie qr code

>>71019698
>color white than black
Heretic!

>>71025179
I'm FE guy, but my phone is busted, should have a new one soon though

Hypothetically speaking, if I nailed a girl a few months under the age of consent, will I go to jail?

Sup /Carib/

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>>71037068
I knew a 14 year old girl who was fucking a 24 year old man. Her mother was fine with it.

If your people's mentality is anything like ours, you'll be a-okay.

So many cute flags on this thread.

awwww

>>71039329
>I knew a 14 year old girl who was fucking a 24 year old man. Her mother was fine with it.
Booking my flight to Aruba now

>>71037068
Nah you're safe
When I was in first form half of the girls in my class was fucking someone over the age of 21

>>71037068
Really dude?
What's the aoc in St Vincent?
Over here it's 16

>>71037068
If her dad's a police officer then yeah. If not then most likely nah.

>>71037068
>if I nailed a girl a few months under the age of consent,
this goes back to the heap argument desu

>>71039329
Here in DR is kinda normal too, but i already feel kinda weird hitting on a 15 yr old me being 18

>>71039329
Her dad is the guy I'm worried about plus I'm a big guy, people may take it the wrong way if they found out
>>71041637
This....This so much but it's still illegal apparently
>>71043983
Has a gun, not legally though
>>71044320
I wasn't here for that, Massa got me putting in hours
>>71045687
I know, I'm 19 and it feels weird just being around them

>>71045687
It gets better. When a girl presses statutory rape charges, /she's/ the one getting shamed.

Really lives up to the slogan of """One Happy Island""".

>>71046379
Then don't chase after underaged pussy you bloody fool.

My dad was from montego bay thinking about getting my citizen ship and going to visit jamaica any comments, tips or pointers?

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>>71046379
Doesn't matter if he has a legal gun or not fool, if he comes and kills you for diddling his daughter then you really can't argue much in court now can you? I was in the same situation but dropped her cause her brother's a gangster or whatever, ain't got time for that shit. There is strength in restraint, anon.

>>71046379
>I wasn't here for that, Massa got me putting in hours
? im saying its like the paradox of when does a heap cease becoming a heap. is it ok if shes a day younger? two days? a month?

>>71046405
it doesnt make sense that a girl would press stat. rape charges. either its 'regular' rape or someone reported it

>>71046720
dont

>>71046962
***the mother does in this case

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>>71047010
>cockblocked by ones own mother

thats harsh

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good thread, thanks a lot
Please satisfy my Autism and post from more rare countries

>>71046962
> it doesnt make sense that a girl would press stat. rape charges. either its 'regular' rape or someone reported it
Or the guy called her blackmail bluff reported it and it backfired in her face

>>71046993
Any particular reason why?
or just fuck where my family came from?

>>71047775
mobay is one of the most violent places in the country rn so either youll be by the shore in a hotel and see nothing or risk your life

if you do it and then get a phone call about winning the lottery when you get home dont send any money ))

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How are my cannibal slaves doing? I cant even imagine hows the life of a neet on that shithole.

>>71048228
damn, the only other place I can go is Spanish Town it's where my grand mother lives how spanish town.

>>71048902
>Spanish Town
lmao
take a trip to California's redwood forest instead of this dumpster fire

>>71048739
> How are my cannibal slaves doing?
They're doing pretty good

>>71048986
Actually planned to go to San Fransisco for job prosects

>>71026596
>>71023958
It's basically milk and vanilla with a splash of coffee

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Have anyone here ever gone to see a shrink before? I hear they mostly ask questions, but I'm going to see one tomorrow and I'm kinda nervous.

Also I'm kinda scared of being diagnosed with some mental issue since there's a history of severe mental issues in my family and I don't wanna end up like them.

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>>71050648
i go to one every week
first appointment is most likely evaluation so questions and possibly tests
if you are mental youll end up like them whether you know why or not

>>71050829
What kind of questions do they ask?

>youll end up like them whether you know why or not
That's what scares me the most.

>>71050829
Also how did you go in the first place? school/job sent you? Parents? or did you just went by your own?

>>71050884
kinda depends on why you go but most likely they want info about social interactions, thoughts and feelings

>>71050899
shit was going downhill fast so i lied to my mom that i couldn't pay attention in class because i figured a general screening would pick up depression. got the evaluation done and took it to a shrink that asked more questions and between the first eval and the questions they asked both myself and my mom i got a diagnosis.

desu getting one doesn't change anything and the shrink cant fix you unless you put in significant effort

>>71050970
>kinda depends on why you go but most likely they want info about social interactions, thoughts and feelings

I see. I'm going on by my own + family pressure.

>desu getting one doesn't change anything and the shrink cant fix you unless you put in significant effort
I see.

But do you think visiting it has helped you in any way?

>>71051140
not really desu
but i dont really put in effort

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>>71047146
there's an expanded caribbean map on the lower left you autist

>>71048228
who the fuck falls for that?

>>71048739
planeando COLONIZE'D varios chicos europeos

>>71050648
desde que i jokingly told my dad something about killing myself

>I'm going by my own + family pressure
bet you regret being a NEET now eh?

>>71051339
>who the fuck falls for that?
that is the multi million dollar question

>>71051231
>but i dont really put in effort
why?

>>71051339
>desde que i jokingly told my dad something about killing myself
Ohh wow. What did the shrink ask you?

>bet you regret being a NEET now eh?
I'm working full time now and I seriously regret leaving the NEET life para ser honesto familia.

A que ciudad española te vas a estudiar brodel?

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>>71051339
I NEED more Turkey lewds in my life.

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>>71051464
>why?
sometimes it just feels like >be urself posts of /r9k/
im not going to randomly talk to one person per week etc.

also ive gotten to the point where i feel like the problem is with everyone else and not me

so basically because i dont want to change

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq9HRxGeM8w
What are guys listening to?

>>71051833
The sound of the washing machine

>>71051645
>>be urself
really that sucks.

>so basically because i dont want to change
I get it.

>>71051833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFlhzdILMc

>>71051908
Why are you doing laundry at 11(10?)pm?

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>>71052184
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIFlhzdILMc
That was pretty good m9

>>71052338
Yeah, if you like it listen to his other stuff. It's quite good and in the same vein as that song.

Jamaicans, is there a deep meaning to the lyrics to these dancehall songs or am I just confused because I only remember the choruses?

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>>71051548
pero esaki ta un blou board

>>71051464
idk, she jusk asked me about how i felt and to keep a diary
p. sure she told my parents that nothing was wrong with me they just were bad parents

Madrid

>>71051833
das my jam

>>71051833
https://youtu.be/ri5F633xSsY

>>71052815
>is there a deep meaning to the lyrics to these dancehall songs
It is bullshit the vast majority of the time

>>71046405
Okay that's Just sad

>>71052815
this
>>71053871

imo its part of the reason the country is so shit

>>71064799
>imo its part of the reason the country is so shit
True

>>71007588
Blackest of the black here.

>>71007923
>spices
Like what?
The beans I use are the most intense they have available.
There's some cacao in there, but I don't think it counts as a spice.

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>>71007588
>>71083527
6 mugs of espresso black no sugar every day kek

>>71083527
>Blackest of the black here
Good taste

>>71085440
>6 mugs of espresso black
That's a bit much

>airport opens on Tuesday
>public holiday
I get to stay home and drink

>>71091145
>tfw almost out of alcohol

are we going to get airport pics?

>>71052906
i see. lol.

Pretty kewl.

>>71083527
some people add cinnamon,nutmeg etc. to their coffee. I add ginger sometimes.

>>71091145
neat. Will you go see it?

>>71092242
I normally just use bailey's creamers.

>>71093124
I see. Never tried adding cocnut milk?

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>>71093124
>bailey's creamers.
my dad loves that but the aftertaste is horrid
also why not just add baileys?

>>71092242
... so howd it go?

>>71093873
Not sure desu senpai.
She just asked me a bunch of questions about myself. I was very nervous desu.

Next appointment is set for next friday, so we will see. My siblings are coming down next weekend, so I hope I don't get a bad diagnosis.

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>>71094102
i c

>>71093591
No but I shall post haste!(tomorrow)
>>71093873
>aftertaste is horrid
Which flavor did you try?
I stick with caramel and French vanilla no bad aftertaste, I even use it to make Gourmet french toast sometimes.

>>71092242
>Will you go see it?
Nah, that shit will be a political spectacle and I can't be assed

>>71050648
>ave anyone here ever gone to see a shrink before?
I have, she just asked question and why I did certain things
Both her and the GP
>told me to stops working so hard and to come back 2 weeks later
I never went back because their appointments got in the way of work

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>>71097109
https://www.fleetmon.com/maritime-news/2017/17095/bbc-caribbean-attacked-gulf-guinea/

LADS
This is an affront to us. We need to give them some cutarse.

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>wanted to do my chain this morning
>raining since i got up

>>71094851
>Which flavor did you try?
there are different flavors?

>>71099422
Kill them all

>>71099422
Also, Dragon maid is noice

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>>71085440
>>71085612
Espresso is shit, too small.
8-10 regular cups on a working day.

>>71092242
>ginger
Good call familia, I liked it.

>>71093591
>cocnut
You missed a letter in the middle again, insert 'k' or 'o' in the middle?

>>71108444
Thought Baileys was just the liquor and everyone called all the other Baileys like substances just Baileys.
I could be wrong though.

>>71114980
>Thought Baileys was just the liquor
*liqueur
it is. hes talking about the creamer

>and everyone called all the other Baileys like substances just Baileys.
everyone calls it rum cream here despite the fact that it isnt made with rum

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>>71114980
I said 6 mugs (12 cups) of espresso though lol.
Regular coffee tastes like tea to me.

>>71097109
>Nah, that shit will be a political spectacle and I can't be assed
But it will be something new you can take pics of!

>I have, she just asked question and why I did certain things
>Both her and the GP
And that's it? I don't see ho wbeing interrogated helps. That's how I felt yesterday.

>>71108444
chain?

>>71114980
>Good call familia, I liked it.
I'm glad you did!

>insert 'k' or 'o' in the middle?
What's a cocknut anyways? someone who goes nuts for cock?

Also why do they call it a nut? it's not even one. Just call it coco like we do in asspanish. You clogs also call it nut too I think.

How are you doing today?

>>71120043
>chain?
motorcycle
its as loose as an 18y/o girl

>>71120343
>its as loose as an 18y/o girl
o-ok! I totally know what an 18yr pussy feels like!

>>71120619
well i meant promiscuous but that works too ))

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>>71119862
But senpai, espresso is a size, 25 ml.
Pic related is a mug of espresso :^)

>>71120043
We call it kokosnoot, noot = nut.

>What's a cocknut anyways? someone who goes nuts for cock?
That's one possible definition, another one could be a specific type of nut, perhaps in close vicinity to a cock?

>>71122289
Espresso is a type of strong coffee typically served in a tiny cup because normies can't handle the extreme caffeine.

>>71123469
Alright alright, I get it. For it to be labeled a real espresso it has to be 25 ml though, otherwise, technically, it's just really strong coffee.
But I understand completely, the coffee at my place of work is terrible and I take double espresso instead of regular because regular is just water.
At my own place I got the darkest beans (lvl 12, most brands only go to 10) and the strongest setting on the machine.

>>71120619
>o-ok! I totally know what an 18yr pussy feels like!
becaus you are one)))))))))))

>>71123469
I usually got double red eyes, two shots of espresso in black coffee
it let me enter gods domain for a brief time.

>>71124355
You're alright DutchAnon

All of these caffeine addicts

>>71130005
Fruit of the gods

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>>71130005
tfw to intelligent too drink coffee

>>71130005
Caffeine is love I say

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>>70945449
sup Niggers

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>>71130088
more like fruit for the weak haha amirite))))))

>>71130275
she gets it

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>>71130275
Fuck tea
Fuck water
WSR

>>71131482
t. Hende cansa

>>71131610
Coffee ta nectar di Djos, tè ta awa di Mike Eman.

>>71130819
>more like fruit for the weak
I don't see your logic

>>71131795
SERA SMOEL NADA BO'N SA REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>71131890

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>>71131887
coffee is for the weak

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Fill in the circle and your wishes might come true

>>71126398
why u are so mean (((((

>>71120694
ohh ok )

>>71122289
but those aren't technically ''nuts'' either ))

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>>71133350
>might

>>71133654
(

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>>71133350
>I am now aware there is no photoshop or microsoft paint on this thing
Anywho just imagine I shooped it in

>>71132707
And your reasoning is?

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>>71135207

>>71136435
Thanks I think

>>71133350
to finish my goddamn essay

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>>71133350
Here goes

>>71137137
I only had an Australian shitposter no step image

>>71137436
You like muscular women and femdom?
Patrician my man
>>71145557
That's cool thanks man

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>>71133350
How does the circle know what my wish is if I just provide an image?

For example, will this turn me into a qt girl, give me a qt gf or a qt daughteru?
[spoiler] All three would be prefered [spoiler] even just one is good though. [/spoiler] [/spoiler]

>>71128494
Y-you too

>>71130005
>>71130275
>>71132707
You have to be at least 18 to post on 4khan.

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>>71163840
>also tfw no black MAGA dress wearing gf

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>>71164046

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>>71164046
>>71165433

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>>71133350

>>71167499
Nice

>>71164046
I must say she looked really beautiful

>>70945449
Thread with the highest number of rare flags. Collect them all!

>>71172381
please collect flags quietly

>>71172381
Gib Pak Fa please?

>>71151956
my longest yeah boi ever.avi

I like the gentle sort of femdom though. Honestly I like the whole "take 1950s America but exchange the places of men and women" thing.

>>71172381
Jamaica, SVG, Bahamas, Aruba, Trinidad, Dominica, PR, and USVI aren't rare at all thanks to lots of posts in these threads.

If you can catch Barbados or St. Lucia, that's more impressive.

how do you guys feel about the long-term prospects of your countries? will things improve overall in the carribbean, or no?

(this question is mainly directed to those countries and territories, self or non-self governing, that are having any sort of trouble. i don't think the bahamas or aruba are going bad anytime soon)

>>71173936
The only thing I'm worried about is the shady deal our government is making with the Venezuelan oil company CITGO, and the sudden influx of permanent Venezuelan residents we're gonna get because of it.

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>>71173936

>>71173998
We have one of those shady deals, seems okay for now

>>71174044
You seem to underestimate how much I absolutely hate Venezuelans.

Guys i fucked up
Last Saturday i went to a party in the local bar of my town and at the end of the party i was drunk and started to break some ornaments and threw a glass full of alcohol into the middle of the bar just for fun
I think i may get banned from 1 of only 3 bars in my town and the only one my friends and people around my age use.

I used to cause problems,when drunk, at the end of the night when i was at university in a bigger city, but because it was a bigger city and people didn't knew me i didn't care, but here in my village is different, even if i don't get banned from the bar i think the bar owner or the staff will spit on my beer if i order one there

Good night guise

>>71172215
I liked the wink desu.

>>71165693
I don't get it?

I have a valentine... heh

>>71175623
Serves you right for being a filthy degenerate.

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>>71184466

>>71184466
Is Xe cute?

>>71184466
How much are you paying for it

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Felis dia di San Valentin. Another one without a Valentine.

How's /your/ love life doing, cribby crabby?

>>71190413
cheer up island buddy pornhub has free premium today

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>>71190642
What if most porn doesn't do anything for you?

>>71190752
MOST
you still gotta rub the banana yourself

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>>71191026
Eating bon bons to cope with the sadness seems like a better route.

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>>71191428

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>>71190413
Valentine's day is a capitalist tool to get people to consume, and if you can't, to make you feel lonely and alienated.

I'm not sad at all I promise you.

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>>71190413
>How's /your/ love life doing, cribby crabby?
>I have none

>>71190752
>What if most porn doesn't do anything for you?
Depends on what you want to see, I might be able to help!

>>71193395
I don't believe you

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>>71191428
Just bee urself senpai

Sup Queers?
How are you all enjoying this Overcast Valentines day?

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>>71190413
Keeping it consistent.

>>71193805
>Depends on what you want to see, I might be able to help!
Heterosexual spooning under the covers without intercourse.

>>71196565
Pakalu is only single because he has too many women swarming over him.

>>71196562
>overcast
i wish. feel free to direct the clouds this way, its hot as balls

>>71193805
>Depends on what you want to see, I might be able to help!
Mama Tama sequel!

>>71196562
The is not a single cloud in the sky here
>someone did get murdered though

>>71196565
>Heterosexual spooning under the covers without intercourse.
There is a subreddit for that


>>71197971
If only the gods were that merciful

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>>71196562
Been lurking on other boards all day.
First time in /int/ actually

>>71201438

Great to see that you found your place.

Has every carribeean member of the greater and lesser Antilles posted in these threads?

>>71201438
>newfriend
:^)

>>71190413
>see about four street vendors pop up selling valentines gifts today

I wonder how these people make money the other 364 days

>>71202902
>other 364 days
Voodoo mostly

>>71202543
>>71202773
Thanks! So far the board seems cool enough, and the international bantz is just right, and not over the top like /pol/

Anyone from San Escobar here? I want you to be my valentine

Tfw you're single on Valentine's day because you're as boring as watching paint dry

>>71192296
Why is that paper suspiciously yellow?

>>71195453
Mata bo curpa pa caba.

>>71196562
>enjoying

>>71196565
You need to spice it up like your attempts at making edible Caribbean food.

>>71206029
>tfw

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>>71206427
reasons
you didnt answer tho.

pls

>>71206029
Such is life mayne

>>71207016
Rally now?

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>>71207598
rally?

>>71208439
Just memeing...I don't care much for sports of any kind

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Post your V-day diet friendos
Breakfast:
>scrambled eggs and bacon
Lunch:
>chocolate-dipped strawberries
>chocolate dipped marshmallows
>chocolate covered strawberries and marshmallows
>a chocolate chip cookie
>chocolate
Dinner:
>meat burrito with nachos and fries

>>71164046
i thought that was a drag queen...

>>71173936
not at all thanks to you
t. PR

>>71174075
don't let them get to you Val, Venezuelan women are mass-produced, they don't stand a chance against you

>>71175623
>Not being able to control alcohol
underage pls leave

>>71191026
women do not have bananas you retard

>>71209994
>First meal
Chicken breast, Cabbage and mixed veggies

>Snacks
Banana,Half bag of chips,Apple

>Dinner
Bread and cheese

>>71209994
-Breakfast: Coffee and a bananer
-Lunch: Not chocolate.
-Dinner: More bananers and some raw baby carrots.

>>71027804
Get a new phone yet ?

You can use Nox to emulate it for the time if you're desperate (like me)

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>>71209994
B'fast - Sada roti and tomatoes
Brunch - chicken pie
Lunch - portion of garlic potatoes and a chicken skewer

Dinner - Biryani, Paneer, chicken, naan and thai noodles with my parents (today's there anniversary too)

Gonna just spend the rest of the night now talking with my friend, today's also the death anniversary of his mom.

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>>71209994
This is arubanon kek, val is sitting next to me atm.

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>>71212478
>>71212610
My new phone should be here by Friday also
>that picture
It's been so long since I felt the warm embrace of a women

>>71212808
well that's nice

>>71212808
>live in 178.91 km2 island
>still can't find Val
kek

>>71209994
> breakfast
Boiled egg
> Snack
Ham and cheese sub
> Lunch
Rice and chicken with a salad
> dinner
Egg and bread

Started typing this shit as soon as you sent it and one of my lashes Started touching my eye and I can only see out of one eye rn because of the amount of tears I'm making

>>71185264
I am sorry

>>71189642
She's large and in charge :^)

>>71189778
She likes to do the paying

>>71203353
It's a lot of smiles, a lot of laughs, a lot of memes

>>71209994
Barbecue

>>71212808

Cuanto aña boso tin?

>>71207016
I gave the honour to a bottle of wine tho.

>>71217718
Ami tin 20. All downhill from here.

>>71222035
>tfw you're less than a bottle of wine
Was it good tho

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>>71223556
It was okay.

I finally understand all the angst SL had/has

>>71217718
69 :^)

>>71225263
Story?

>>71225263
What happened for you to gaze into the darkness?

>>71196839
Is there such a thing as being too successful with women?

>>71198340
Link?

>>71202729
No, point them all in this direction.

>>71206427
I don't know how to spice, that's why I use cooking books.
Suppose you'd find yourself in that situation, what would you do to spice it up?

>>71209994
You're a drag queen.

>>71222035
>20
Je komt net kijken, bakvis. You can complain when you're as old as I am.

>>71227740
>Is there such a thing as being too successful with women?
Yes

Sup boise ?

>>71240416
Trying to watch legion but the feed is slow as shit

>>71242055
That's why I hate streaming
Torrent>Stream

>>71243771
I stream my torrents

>>71243771
I don't want to download shit mang

How are my crabmen doing tonight?

Went for a good ol swim today, and a cute girl talked to me. Highlight of the month desu.

>>71245073
Streaming things is basically downloading things temporarily.

>>71240416
Whatcha up to mang?

>>71225263
Did you fuck up that badly this time? )))

>>71245930
doing ok
patiently awaiting tomorrow

highlight of my month is probably a mukbang stream yesterday

>>71245930
Playing gta sa my brother