/asean/

haha konet to

>>70943608
Tagalog culture is the best culture

why cant pinoys use a sfw image?

accepting job offers for bf by cute girls now ;__;

>>70943664
I'm really sorry,I'll keep this in mind for next time

>>70943680
You're not cute bf tho

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Is he our guy?

>>70943926
;_;

>>70943932
why John loyd cruz?

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>>70943608
Bisayan culture Majority cullture

>>70944053
wow how rude

>>70943932
Lawrence are you back?

I want to learn Filipino language, where do i start

>>70944179
watch telenovelas

>>70944208
But his brain will be melted by then.

>>70944086
I am glad I am more feminine than that :3

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I'm going to eat Maggi tonight and you guys can't stop me

Fuck: Danny-boi
Marry: Malaychan
Kill: Mami Kawada Lover

>>70944597
(user was banned for this post)

>>70944461
Just make sure to put enough greens like kangkung into your maggi.

>>70944461
funny thats what i was planning to do

>>70944597
how about sakumarhime?

>>70944038
Ginawa niya ang lahat ng bagay

>>70944161
?

>>70944727
for what?

Ahok for president

>>70944461
And I am gonna rape you

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>>70945082
you say that but you don't look like you could harm a fly

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>>70944689
Rape Sakurahime :3

>>70945082
Truly the next Selva Kumar

>>70944727
Lorenz supot

I wonder why /asean/ is more Islamic than most of the liberal media.

>>70945154
Because 4chan is conservative right now.

>>70945130
N-No...I mean p-please ravage my boipucci ;~;

>>70945119
Will you hurt me?

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>>70944834
KEK. Nobody knew who he is outside of Indonesia and Jakarta specifically

>>70945154
because my friends (You) are islamic so I must be one too

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>>70945179
I don't harm my friends

>>70944461
Use half packet of the seasoning only.

>>70944788
Everything

>>70945133
Huh?

>>70945154
Liberal media are proven inconsistent. So, conservative is all the way.

>>70945218
Me too my tall gf :3

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>>70945297
g-gf?

>>70945311
Yes. I am your mahal now

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>>70945439
b-but I'm not your #1 mahal

>>70945579
You are now. Now kiss me

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anal

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I'm gonna have sex for the first time tomorrow with a qt virgin, lads.
No idea what to do, h-how does it work? ;_;

>>70946150
dont show up and never call again thats how chad does it

>>70946190
But I really like this gril and she's been lewd to me for the past few days.
She says she wanna do it with me but I'm just a bigger virgin than her.

>>70946220
Which anime is she from?

>>70946273
Real life, apologies for shit taste.

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>>70945744

>>70946220
if you love her then you must let her go. thats how it goes naturally

>this one brother trying to keep the flip from straying
Mashallah

>>70946220
she's going to use a butterfly knife and castrate you

>>70946314
:3~<3

pengen ngentot gan

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Greetings my pretties

>>70946376
>>70946398
;_;

>>70946532
See >>70946529

>>70946532
You should know how to do it by now. Easy peesy, just get dick hard and put in puxxi. However be warned, the vagina is equipped with sharp teeth that can slice off your penis if she is not aroused enough

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>>70946532
you have to trust me anon if she worth all the effort you have to let her go. i promise everything is going to be okay.

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PERTAMAX GAN

>>70946113
Hi~ <3

>>70946905
Ku tak mau cinta ku dikocok kocok. Aahh~

>>70947022
Mu pelacur untuk pelancongan seks

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>>70946796
>>70946800
Thanks, lads. Some quality advice for once.
I guess I'll find a way to fuck this up anyway but I love her.

>>70947318
You only have one chance, don't let it go to waste

The vagina is a powerful organ, treat it with respect or it will.....let's just say bye bye peepee

>>70944834
Fucking chink

>>70947527
t. Mohammed Ackbar

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So, I've heard there's a naughty Cow messing around this general.

>>70947633
This cow will rape the shit out of you

>>70944179
Unahin mo muna'ng isalaging makipaghuntahan sa mga sanay na
Tumanong-tanong ka sa kanila, dun ka magsimula. Okaya'y maaari rin na kumuha ka nang mga aralin ukol sa aming wika.

muhfuggin mooooo

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I'm in my mid-30s. A 17-year old girl just invited me out on a date because I'm "funny".

How do I let her down gently? I think I might hurt her ego if I just tell her "no".

>>70947803
Ignore her.

>>70947803
>funny
Did you shitpost in Fecesbook or something?

>>70947780
Silly pelacur

>>70947803
tell her youre against zina and threatened to repot her to sharia pulis

>>70947803

Why would you say no?

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>>70947849
Sort of. I just made stupid jokes that for some reason some people think is funny.

>>70947898
>zina
[spoiler]but i want T___T[/spoiler]

>>70947913
Because she's 17 and I'm nearly twice her age.

>>70947933

All the same, she's of age and she likes you. I would probably go *shrugs* Unless she's ugly or something. But that's just me.

>>70947933
>zina
just like my favourite pornstar used to say
"I believe that sex before marriage is a sin. A woman should remain pure so she can celebrate the joy of bridal bed."
- Sasha Grey

>>70948032
Sounds ironic mahal

>>70948032
sasha grey is a scientist or the sort shes not a pornstar

>>70948088
>mahal
sorry but cow is only for eat

>>70948007
i bet you would bang anything that move

>>70948116
>scientist
yup
did many science mark on my bed sheet

>>70948129

Not really.

Protip : I have a fetish for younger chicks.

>>70948207
Protip : Arab country will love people like you and you can even marry underage

>>70948260

Please, I'm not a monster.

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>>70948305
Nice to see an omelette du fromage visting our thread. Congrats for winning Mrs Universe.

>>70948516
>Ms*
oops

>>70948305
thats what Peter Scully said to his victim before he begin his routine

>>70948516
How about Mr universe?

>>70948516

Thank you, although I never really pay attention to these contests. It's not always the prettiest girl who gets elected imo.

Don't mind me, I was just passing by to give that Malaysian anon perverted ideas.

>>70948569

>Peter Scully

Is that Dana Scully's evil cousin or something?

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>>70948569
there is but its a bodybuilding competition

>>70948755
i know
a malaysian (sazali samad) won it 10 times already

>>70948710
its his devil form

Peter Gerard Scully (born 13 January 1963) is an Australian who is, as of September 2016,[1] on trial in the Philippines for numerous crimes, including child molestation, the murder of an 11-year-old Filipina girl, and the torture and sexual abuse of at least eight girls, including an 18-month-old infant.

In 2011, Scully fled from Melbourne, Australia, to the Philippines after being accused of multiple fraud offences. From the Philippine Island of Mindanao, he is alleged to have run an international pedophile ring and offered pay-per-view video streams of children being tortured and sexually abused on the deep web including a video titled Daisy's Destruction.[2][3]

On 20 February 2015, Scully was arrested in his rented house in Malaybalay City after investigators discovered the remains of a teenage girl, Rosie, buried under an apartment he had rented. He allegedly strangled her to death according to police who were led to the apartment by Scully's partner, a 17-year-old Filipino girl, who was also his girlfriend and a prior victim of his abuse.[3][4]

Margaret Akullo, then Project Coordinator for the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime and an expert on child abuse investigations,[5] described the case as "horrific" and the worst she had ever heard of.[6]

>>70947318

BAng her in an attempt to get her off, not yourself.

Girls know if you're just using them as a masturbation toy.

They always know.

>>70948845

This is me btw

>>70948845
thank god for Duterte

>>70948883
how does the australian media react afer peter scully crime reveal?

>>70948946

To be honest your post is the first time I ever heard of him.

>>70948845
>Malaybalay City
that sounds funny

>>70948845

That guy probably knew a few politicians, lel. Half of western politicians are pedos.

I disagree with the Muslim ban by Donald Trump, as much as I am opposed to the witch-hunt of the so-called non-halal paintbrush by the religious authorities.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Otherwise, stop lamenting the lack of solidarity with the Muslim world.

>>70948967
then your media has been covering up and pretended it never happened

>>70948993

Yeah probably, not as many people would watch it as a news story on a local tradie ripping people off by $12.

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>>70948967
>never heard daisy destruction
also this >>70948993

>>70948985
any of current french politician known/suspected to be one?

>>70948987
he only banned 9 ME muslim countries that don't make enough oil to warrant not banning them

>>70948845
>prior victim of his abuse
bisayas are prone to stockholm syndrome?

>>70948980
>Malayhouse
gee, i won't be surprised if one of their favorite pastimes are goatfucking and explosion roulette.

>>70948993
afaik he was featured in some show called 60 minutes

>>70948987
Honestly, they can't expect the world to understand the discrimination against them, while keeping silent on the injustice that they commit against others.

>>70949044

Jack Lang, Daniel Cohn-Bendit, Frédéric Mitterrand are all varying degrees of confirmed. But there's bound to be a lot more. They ALL go to holiday in Morrocco, loads of kidfucking happens there.

>>70949123

>kill gays
>require 4 male eye witnesses to get someone done for raping you
>women can't even drive

I think muslims discriminate against themselves more than we do.

sien la

Selvakumar of Mochi

>>70949238
kek

>>70949192
things like this reminds me why i hate arab
before heaps of arab come to malaysia
>Arab are the chosen people thats why Muhammad come to them
After heaps of arab come to malaysia
>Muhammad come to them because arab is so Jahiliyah

>>70949185
arent most western european country tourist that goes to morroco are man?

Naruto is best anime deal with it fagits

>>70949341
>not chibi maruko chan
get a load

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>>70949341
I respect your personal preference
checkmate

>>70949341

Barakamon is the best feel good anime

>>70949337

I'm not sure I understand your question. All of our so-called "elite" loves Morroco, they spend their holidays there, they all have villas over there. Obviously not all of them are child molesters, but when they are, it's more convenient for them to do it over there than in France.

>>70949341
i only watch anime with incest

I like watching Dragon Ball because of the Apollo commercial break

>>70949407
>personal preference
>when it clearly has the biggest fanbase than your pic

>>70949500
>Apollo
I need to buy that choc layer cake
that shit is so good

>>70949460
tldr
most tourist to morocco are white men

>>70948930
>2015
We didn't know he existed yet

>>70949551

Wealthy influent white men. yes. Probably. Although there are women too.

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>>70949644
everyone in visayas and mindanao knows him

>>70949644
he existed to solve problems such as these in filipin. crime has been going on for generations and everyone dindu nuffin. finally he can Make Philippines Most Powerful Again

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>>70949551
this one is my favourite

>>70949758
i remember 14 yrs back the size was a lot bigger or maybe my mouth is growing large? now i had to buy 6 of those to feel satisfied

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How can ferrero rocher even compete with these 10 cent a piece motherfucker

>>70949758
i remember when i was in sekolah rendah this thing sell so fast after school session over and you either able to buy that or settle down with pandan/banana layer cake

>>70949840
it got smaller
just like snickers/mars bar

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I bought this almost daily on the school bus. 30 cent for a packet.

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>>70949871
>>70949961
brehs

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>>70950024
>tfw you want to buy tora but you don't have enough money so you settled for a ding dang instead

>>70950024
too sweet, cost rm 1 which is too much back in the late 90's- early 2000

>>70949961
goat

>>70949871
goatest

>>70949687
Not here tho
Even my relatives in Zamboanga didn't know him

>>70949752
He's relax when it come to hookers

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>>70950024
breh...

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>>70950265
do they still sell these shit bro i almost forgot about those

>>70950302
I think you can still find this at a small indian/chinese kedai runcit at a kampung

>>70950302
>>70950265
everytime i bought this with the intention of eating 1 by 1, always ends up with finishing them in 1 mouth

>>70950343
you can still find it at memory stores such as IOI putrajaya, heck even kajang have one.

>>70950343
instead of sizes and packaging they downgraded their distribution channels.. its gonna be a hard find

>>70950397
They sell this at Tesco

eshop.tesco.com.my/groceries/en-GB/products/7000505668

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>>70950390
>eating 1 by 1
same i once finished the whole packet in a day and didnt eat sweets for a week later because i worried about my health 2bh

>>70950480
thx 4 the update

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I used to think these are quite a rip off but now you have kinder joy with stupid cheap plastic "toy" that don't even work

GOTTA GET BACK

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>>70950722
Back to the past?

>>70950794
Samurai Jack

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>>70950794
back to your (pussy)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snvc56GtNsM

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>>70951073
so soon?

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>>70951166
not until you give me a good kissu

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>>70951235
just hug because I miss malay-chan

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>>70951272
i was only gone for 3 days
what did you do in my absence?

I need gf now

>>70950524
They still sell it here at the hypermart.

>>70950663
I remember this! Bought it for RM2.50 after selling cakoi with mum at pasar malam. Collected them all. Maybe I should go back to kampung to check them at the attics.
>tfw remembers toy story
;___;

>>70951132
Why don't they make something like Rapelay anymore? I wanted a HD remaster and english sub.

>>70951340
Fuck a bong lass then.

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>>70951333
same things minus malay-chan things

>>70951404
They are all slutty and all the asian girls all look too rich for me ;___;

>>70950663
>tfw i used to collect all of this by not spending a cent at school
mixed feel desu

>>70951340
arent you always boasting your dick long, you look good, etc etc ?
why cant you find 1?

>>70951453
>malay-chan things
and what is this things?

>>70951132
Hmm. I need a VR bf..

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>>70951526
same things but with (You)

>>70951526
B-Because I don't know how to approach girls

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>>70951539
I'll be your bf please. Now bend over and lets sex

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>>70951571
you mean as in
deez dick?

>>70951493
Confidence. Not overrrr confident.
Befriend them.

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I tried Indomie today and it was amazing! How do i get an Indonesian gf who good at cooking Indomie?

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>>70951628
that's the only thing you do

>>70951644
How to befriend someone I dunno?

>>70951625
No. VR Bf are customizable. I want a strawberry pink uncut cock, white, sparkly leaf green eyes, purple hair, mermaid green beard and a hulk body type. :^3

>I made one in the Sims 4 and Honey Select. (>/////<)

Can I post /a/?

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>>70951360
>>70951526
I collected Digimon sticker and even redeemed the book for a Digimon device

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>>70951587
>go to girl
>say hi
>b urself

>>70951734
and that's the only thing you will receive besides unconditional love of course

>>70951835
Homework excuses, ask for direction, pretend to be someone from school/college club, Tinder. The basic. Never put 100% commitment or you might hurt yourself in the end.

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>>70951904

>>70951859
Very cute Sylvia...but you are a girl(boy).

>>70951996
How many boys you fug before? I am afraid of Tinder since it didn't work so well on my phone for some reason

>>70951904
I scared. I become a different person when I am outside assean

>>70951902
And also the Pokémon sticker book. I've never get it full though.

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>>70952063
-kisses behind your ear-
tomorrow loaf.. , i'm tired from traveling long distance
i want to ravage your body and heart

>>70952143
the b urself is a joke
nothing is real
all are opinion

>>70952074
It's VR bf, so it's just my fantajii. I'm not sylvia or whoever this person is.

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>>70952203
I am definitely not a cow

>>70952255
You are that trap slut

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>>70952292
except that part
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>70952143
Then, go to the club or something. The classic meet and greet. Order the cheapest liquor, throw it and replace with apple juice. Pretend to be drunk and grab some boobies. Or less intrusive would be, just sit near some womyn and chat.

>>70952292
I'm not a slut! Mooo.

>>70952400
You didn't answer my first question. How many boys did you fug?

>>70952388
That is very offensive to me as someone who is at least a quarter indian

>>70952467
You have a dick though. It is probably below average

>>70952519
>boys
Men. 5 maybe. For my iPhone, uni fee, Myvi and house.

>>70952519
I don't mind at all with my cute dick. As long as I get some bigger cocks to plow my cherry pie.

>>70947527
Racist FANKUI! NECK YOURSELF TIKO

>>70952819
anything for myvi

>>70947597
>>70952919
t. Ahok

>>70952819
Not bad pelacur. Tell me about the pleasure of being cummed inside


>>70952902

Mine is bigger than yours. Now bend over. I always wanted to fuck you

>>70952963
Eh, indo, when do you guys plan to burn your forrests again? Want to get ready for it.

I feel sleepy now. Good night /asean/. Sweet dreams. <3 <3 <3

>>70952998
Selamat malam

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Be ready for

1316372_p480 - Filipino_slut_Audrina_Grace_gets_her_pussy_fucked_on_tape

>>70952928
Hey, at least no loan and free. I won't complain. I could've settled for Priaus or Mercedez but that would rouse suspicions, so just a cute myvi then.

>>70952996
Oh please, what is condom.

Want to sleep now. Bye~

>>70953223
That rubber ain't gonna give you the warmth of a hard erect cock my little pelacur

I am a cow princess but at least I am still pure and will experience the pleasure of getting cummed inside when I meet with Flipbong~<3

goodnight my sweets

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>>70951666
>No (You)s

>>70954622
>>70954622
>>70954622
>>70954622
no charge

sleep

>>70955768
haha nerd

>>70956031
Haha suck my cock

>>70956268
Moo

>>70952997
i dont know
ask your chinese masters

>>70957610
Pelacur