/brit/

hope you dont mind lads im gay

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RESIST

having a right laugh with tinder social lads

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>>70927081
say what you want about Mao but Maoist posters have a cool art style

>>70927102
nice

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Want to live in america 2bh

much prefer blackened thrash myself 2bh

*OFFICIAL* /brit/ GENRES OF MUSIC

1. MADCHESTER
2. SHOEGAZE
3. PUNK
4. GRIME

>tfw in love with the autistic friend (female)

Everybody's changing

>>70927204
where is hokago tea time

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>>70927081

>>70927149
The fuck are you on about lad? I didn't talk shit about America

got mistaken for hideki tojo in the computer lab

havent listened to music since i was 14

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looks like another valentines day on my own

>>70927257
couple of months ago?

>tfw you listen to obscuro music of all kinds from people like Patrik Forge, Jack Rollo and Richard Greenan on NTS and it blows your mind.

>>70927238
just spewing the usual arguments /brit/ has against american housing

never wanked before

>>70927260
ill be your valentine

Business idea: arson attacks on ugly and shitty post-war buildings

Normies get out the kitchen reeee

any Zappa man in?

sometimes i wish i had been in the military

think i would have been a great operator

>>70927280
want a hand?

>>70927296
fantastic brilliant post

****OFFICIAL**** /brit/ GENRES OF MUSIC
1. kpop
2. clungewave (sound of your mams fannyflaps)
3. anime music
4. kyary

lost my 4chan folder lads
would appreciate it if you could post some /brit/core essential images
thanks in advance

>>70927304
no thanks. i already have 2.

>>70927278
america housing is SHIT

I just don't understand why people are so willing to spend, what, £150,0000 on TINY terraced houses or 600sq/ft new builds.
Why is it when it comes to homes people just do not give a fuck about what they get for their money?

>>70927088
depends if you apply the 4chan meme standard

i'm 6ft

never had a poo in my life

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>>70927187
>tfw you will never live in the US in bumfuck nowhere where none of the gubmint fuckups will ever affect your life

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You fools should have stayed in the EU. Luckily, you'll always be in charge of the UN, but the EU needed someone to stop Germany. Luckily, I think Trump, himself being half Scottish, loves the UK.

What Germany says: We are prepared to be the new leader of the free world.

What Germany really means: We are prepared to use the EU to become the number one salesman of military equipment to second world nations


What makes the USA the world's "leader"?

Let's see:
It's not education. Despite having great colleges, our overall education ranks 17th overall.

It's not economy. The EU and USA economy are about the same, yet the USA still has a bit more influence overall.

It's in our ability to manufacture weapons to use as leverage. We sell weapons, create military bases, and use that as leverage.

That's the role Germany desires. Of course, Germany is ready to use the entire EU to do it.

Germany knocked the United Kingdom off the top 5 manufactures.Notice how Germany's military industry almost tripled itself in 2 short years.

The United Kingdom was one of the only nations that would admit to blocking Article 42, which has not been used ever, but states that an EU army is okay.

The Germans have been desperately pushing for an EU army since Brexit, and now it's growing stronger since Trump took office.


They are going to use the pretext of an EU army to greatly increase their arms industry.

Just remember one thing: for every 10,000 Syrian refugees coming into Europe, there was a very wealthy CEO who's missile company was paid 1,000,000 Euros from your own government. That's the way these things work. Take it from an American

Not copyapasta by the way

why did Britain feel the need to colo-er...civilize the world?

>>70927296
mosques would be better

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>>70927318

what do women smell like?

>>70927339
me doing a tan on the dock

The last movement of Bach's Die Kunst der Fuge, Contrapunctus XIV, is the single greatest piece of music ever achieved.
It goes beyond the conventional sense of human emotion and penetrates the very soul of ones being, its emotional spectrum multifaceted and unrivaled.

mum has 10k that she will give me for when i want a mortgage

autism, texas

>>70927330
Because the price will only ever increase, no matter how shit the quality or size is.

>>70927351
not a word

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>>70927318

>>70927370
sandbags

>>70927370
fish and farts

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>>70927318
have a cheeky fedora

>>70927270
get a load of this bantzmaster

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>>70927318

nomenclature

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>>70927362
nah, that'd be racist and you'd get a bad rep for it

if I just burn down shitty buildings like this bingo hall/car park, then nobody will mind

>>70927370
korean gf smells like absolutely nothing

>>70927351
Yeah but rapefugees are going to cause their welfare state and crime statistics to explode

>>70927351
shant

>>70927370
Baked beans and cheap perfume

>>70927364
i don't like you
>>70927395
shan't
>>70927408
saved, everyone needs at least 1 fedora
>>70927413
no

>>70927419
quite like this word

*contemplates a wank*

>>70927428
everything in that photo needs tearing down

> In 2004 the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights became binding on the United Kingdom, prohibiting the restoration of the death penalty for as long as the UK is a party to the Convention.[1]

So Brexit will bring back the death penalty?

>>70927394
Well you should read it, because it's going to change the world in the upcoming few years

German military is coming to build bases on your island.

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>>70927442

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>>70927318
This one is important

>>70927428
muslims aren't a race

had a shandy bit tipsy me xox

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>watching a porn
>camera looks at the sluts lower back tat which is 3 crosses
>"what's that, are you religious?"
>"my mom died"

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>>70927364

GOOD GENRES TBQH
>Ambient Techno
>Afro-beat
>Kwaito
>Ambient
>Disco
>Rock-Steady
>NY House
>Modern Classical
>Balearic
>Lounge
>Garage Rock
>Soul
>New Wave
>Italo-disco
>Bossa & MPB

>>70927312
>>70927204
In all seriousness, what is the essential /brit/core?

Happy Mondays - Pills, Thrills and Bellyaches
MBV - Loveless
The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
Oasis - What's The Story Morning Glory
Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare
The Stone Roses - S/T

What am I missing?

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>>70927442

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>>70927318
>>70927442

>>70927370
Vanilla

Look at you all.

Just clueless pawns on my chessboard.

And now, to make my next move...

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>Happy Mondays - Pills, Thrills and Bellyaches
>MBV - Loveless
>The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
>Oasis - What's The Story Morning Glory
>Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare
>The Stone Roses - S/T

think im turning gay, getting a stirring in my nether regions after seeing the good looking blokes in here

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>ywn live in texas and marry a seasoned texan lady.

>>70927489
dizzee rascal boy in da corner

who else reckons the EU will actively suppress statistics of social disharmony caused by immigrants and refugees.

fascist shit-hole.

>>70927470
thanks, have you got the nigel farage non country version?
>>70927490
nice
>>70927499
NONCE

>>70927486
pretention.boards.4chan.org

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funny

isn't it?

>>70927489
>MBV
>britcore

hmmmm

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>>70927460
Definitely

>>70927473
People will label a mosque arsonist as racist

whereas if someone where to just burn down shitty buildings of no denomination, everyone would be fine with it

>>70927532
thats literally what they're doing now

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cant tell if shes attractive or not

us lads in 20 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

>England is a country
>Belgium isn't

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>EXCLUSIVE: Bercow's wife has affair... with his cousin: While Speaker fought seat in election, 57-year-old lawyer moved into his £1.2million London home with Sally

Might get into politics to realise my dream of privatising the NHS lads.

>tfw grew up upper-middle class
>Dad was earning around £100k a year in the 90s
>They have no savings or anything set up to give to me for when I need a deposit on a house or anything

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>>70927540
have a bradders

>>70927554
but muslims aren't a race so they'd be wrong. i do not concern myself with the opinion of sheep.

>>70927526
have you got the gif of him hanging himself from this sketch? I need it

>>70927559
wrong

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>>70927540

>>70927552
/brit/core, not British

@70927518
interesting

>>70927489
>no 'man's on road'

pls leave

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>tfw you realise Barron Trump probably can't enjoy play centres that involve tight squeezes and lots of crawling built for short kids since he's so fucking tall

post-war britain was a mistake

how can one of the most beautiful and comfiest countries in the world devolve to utter shite wank

>>70927574
one (1) of these statements is true

>>70927430
German welfare will eventually run out either way. European welfare states are a product of left-over imperialism and having the USA inject Europe with various economic programs after WW2

Notice how the largest employers in former Axis powers, Germany and Japan, are automobile manufacturers.


At least 1/10th of those German employees will probably switch over the military industry within a decade.

>>70927532
Germany & Sweden do it, wouldn't be surprised if the rest do as well. notice how you never see the BBC report on crimes committed by immigrants unless its mass murder?

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>>70927540
Some other guy posted it, i got it off facebook originally anyway, here is something from the same page

>>70927591
whereas my parents came from poor working class backgrounds and are about help me out with a deposit and go halfs on a mortgage with me :)

>>70927574
England was a country before it was conquered by scotland

>>70927591
you were an accident

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alright, EXPLAIN THIS TO ME CLEVERCLOGS
if liquids are so "incompressible" then HOW COME the pressure in liquids can drop? HUH? surely then you could compress it??

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#HEWILLNOTDIVIDEUS

/v/ is laughing at my taste in video games again lads

>>70927591
>They have no savings or anything set up to give to me
you an arrogant student by chance?

do you have proof that germany and sweden suppress crime statistics caused by poos?

Tuned in to early afternoon /brit/ about 8 hours ago

Was absolutely horrendousz shan't be doing that again

Remember that all successful people in Britain end up in Highgate (London)

billionaire rasheeds and slavs are tasteless and live in central london

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https://my.mixtape.moe/ncmjbm.mp4

ah yes let's let these poor refugee children into our country

they will surely grow up well adjusted members of society

>>70927693
the one saying "terrible facial aesthetics" is pretty well dressed tbf, i dress a bit like that (sans hat)

>>70927102
bender

>>70927591
rorkes btfo

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>tfw itchy butthole cuz you didn't wipe good

>>70927746
t. haram dingo

>>70927757

He looks like a paper boy

Every time I see a post with "spudnigger" "potatonigger" "bogtrotter" "potato" my heart breaks a little

Whenever I post something and the only response is "potato famine" I feel like life has no meaning.

>England once hanged an 11 year old girl for an unknown crime

kek

fuck off taig

>>70927591
Yeah but you should have a decent education to set yourself up

>turkey still hasn't captured al bab

what a shit useless army

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Goodnight, lads.

>>70927816
rorke

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ah yes let's build some newbuilds right next to a main road

>>70927755
>using fucking toddlers to execute people
muslims are scum

>>70927757
looks like a Mac 'goofball' Demarco impersonator.

>>70927868
not all muslims mate

>>70927816
know that feel celtbro

>>70927857
>red brick


is this in the north

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carmella you've left the door open could you please pull it to a bit, thanks

>>70927749
*Hampstead

The Irish aren't as bad as the jocks 2bh

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>>70927905
oh yes

just outside of oldham this

>>70927849
night austrocomrade

sleep tight, don't let the bookchin bite

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Hello
Hello, Tim
Are you alright, Tim?
Do you need help, Tim?

24 year old cousin bought a house and he makes 50k a year

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING FUCKFACE FUCKER ANUS CUNT KIKE JANNY FAGGOT BBC SUCKING PIECE OF DOG SHIT.

>>70927857
what else would be there? shops? dont think that development could support a high street

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Most overrated shit from the last few years

>>70927849
night xx

>>70927958
This show was fucking fantastic

>Haven't seen a girl in about 7 years
>Passed her in a corridor the other day
>Said hi to each other
>Dreamed of her asking me out that night and cuddling up to me and being utterly in love with me
haha i should kill myself

>>70927816
potato famine

tempted to tell someone to fuck off just because i can

>going down to -1 tonight

ah yes so called 'february'

>>70927958
Overrated is the most neckbeard criticism going.

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me on the left

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this kills the janny

>shannon matthews is 19

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Rate the 'stache

>>70927958
What did you not like about it? I didnt love it as much as everyone, but I don't really get whats to dislike

5-HTP down the hatch
wander what crazy shit i'll dream about tonight

imagine living in the 50s-80s and watching all that beautiful historic architecture being demolished to make way for the ugliest shit on earth

When I'm hungover I alternate between hot flashes and freezing.

>Haven't seen a girl in 7 years

grim

Expected to fail an exam lads but got a solid 2:1 out of it.

>>70927958
overhyped but still good

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>>70927827

>>70927999
fuck forgot to watch that

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>>70927942
>American housing concerns

lmao, jog on kiddo.

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>>70927947
well there used to be some flats there, but there was some space between the flats and the road (and some trees)

also a lot more green space overall and a salvation army place too I think

found a lump

>>70927996
Why is Trumps twin hardly ever in the news? I never even knew about him until a few weeks ago

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>>70928013

>>70928042
font

>>70927745
sweden stopped reporting the race of the attacker, pretty big give away 2bh

>>70928077
GOOD TO SEE YOU

>>70928066
hope it's cancer

>>70928077
he'll be dead soon

>>70927857
not really a main road.

there are much older flashier houses on busier streets

also they look nice. well set back etc

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JU-U-U-U-U-UST

>>70928066
just your tiny irish pea-head mate

>>70928066
Hope you're pregnant

>>70928056
thanks maggie

fucking cunt

>>70928066
it's called a penis

>they look nice

can't make this shit up.

>>70928068
>>70927996
feel like a fucking idiot for googling that!

>>70928066
was it just your ma the fat lump?

>>70928056
what is the y axis?

>>70928093
TO SEE YOU NICE

is it envelope or onvelope?

>>70928104
Will probably feel a bit sad at that celebrity death desu.

>>70927972
yeah probably lol

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>>70928144

>>70928023
Fucking boring

>>70927995
Doesn't even make sense you spotty nonce

>>70928059
bit shit to have a house right up on that busy road like that

deanos gonna deano

would have been nice if they built a 4 story mixed used unit with shops on the bottom and siding for benches and trees and bicycle parking

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NEED to be asleep at 11:30

>>70928144
howling
what a little spacker

Is somebody else eating the other halves of my cheese triple sandwich...

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rate new tattoo job lads

>>70928162
onv

lads how come there are private flats for rent/sale in council blocks and estates?

>>70928189
turn off screens now then

>>70928164
Why? He's an old nonce who presented a fucking dancing show you sap.

>>70928104

we all will be thanks to tr*mp and breggsit

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>he didnt go to yank uni

>>70928189
*swings a big right hook at you*
see you in the morning la!

>>70928228
I'm a bender.

>>70928232
stumpy VRW

Everyone look at this FUCKING MONG! >>70928214

>created industry
>turned country from agrarian country tomnuclear power
>created industry from nothing
>purged academia of progressives
>etarded haircut
>made nightly radio broacasts
>dumb suit

Mao made China great again

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>decide on flights after much deliberation
>twiddled my thumbs for a couple of days
>price rises by £165

>>70928200
most secretaries/receptionists were men before the 1920s

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2006-04-26/features/0604260160_1_secretarial-skills-secretaries-day-administrative-professionals-day

>>70928232
Arse on the right is grim as fuck

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Limmy using 4chan gimmicks definitely browses not suprised considering he is the ultimate NEET in fact he's probably here right now

>rich people have shit cars
>poor people have nice cars

brain has exploded

sing me to sleep
i dont want to wake up on my own anymore

just passed my turing test x

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Feeling constipated.

If the News at Ten opens with an NHS story you can safely switch off the TV because rest assured there's nothing remotely interesting to report

why do pakis pronounce pakistan like bokoston

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war.

The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.

>>70928214
*looks at you*
heh, what a little mong

>>70928245
bit gay

>>70928273
Men were literally everything except nurses and prossies before the 20s you cunt

>>70928271
try it on InPrivate browsing, they use cookies to monitor how many times you look at the page and jack up the price

>>70928273
proof of transgenderisms rich history

those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither

cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAhGTU5l4s

>>70928151
it's an index

If 1977 = 100, the Y axis shows the relative increase.

i.e. house prices in the UK are almost 20x what they were in 1977... in nominal terms....probably should have capped the inflation adjusted one though hehe (4.36x higher adjusting for inflation).

http://www.economist.com/blogs/dailychart/2011/11/global-house-prices

or accounting for inflation & average salaries over time, prices in the UK are now 30.9% higher than they were in 1977, whilst in the US they are 4.7% lower.

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>He didn't go to uni in florida

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just bought a house

it's the one on the left

>>70928314
*trump voice* wrong

>>70928277
i must have missed this gimmick, when did it appear in the rich tapestry of /brit/ culture

>>70928342
>watching this Nickelodeon whore

going for a 'rette remember to give me some (You)'s while im gone x

heard your foreskin keeps growing as you get older. do you gave to trim your foreskin like getting a haircut?

Had the pleasure of meeting Bruce Forsythe at a charity do before he passed away. Incredibly down to earth and actually VERY funny!

>>70928389
You know he's alive, right

>tfw havent got a foreskin trim in a couple months
it's getting a bit out of hand now, fucker's reaching my knees

>>70928373
i burn mine off with a lighter

>>70927857
>No parking
>not a bus stop in site

Guessing these are just to throw those single mothers in who do nothing but post on facebook all day and therefore require no amenities

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>tfw generalised anxiety disorder
>tfw social anxiety disorder
>tfw recurrent major depression
>tfw borderline alcoholic
>tfw self harm
>tfw no self esteem
>tfw no social skills
>tfw no job
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw family hates me
>tfw no money
>tfw ugly

a-atleast i'm not fat

>>70928282

mark zuckerberg looks like he's wearing primark clobber

>>70928353
Is this an Irish pikey private estate or something

Christ....

frat slags are disgusting

Wish men were sexualised as much as women.

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new tower going up in London lads

shalom

i once failed the bi-annual penis inspection at school before my mum forgot to book my foreskin trim.

>>70928414
>all those nonexistent mental illnesses
alri Aisha

>>70928446
canary wharf will look nothing like that in 10 years time

>>70928351
I am mate

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>Hypersensitivity to rejection and criticism

>Self-imposed social isolation

>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships

>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus

>Feelings of inadequacy

>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem

>Self-loathing, autophobia or self-harm

>Mistrust of others or oneself; exhibits heightened self-doubt

>Emotional distancing related to intimacy

>Highly self-conscious

>Self-critical about their problems relating to others

>Problems in occupational functioning

>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful

>Feeling inferior to others

>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia

>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts

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>if you're so very good looking, why are you sleeping alone tonight?
>I know, it's cos tonight is just like any other night, that's why you're on your own tonight
h-haha give it a rest morrisey

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>>70928446
canada

>>70928353
Like, its an ok house but those lampposts, the sea of tarmac.... Just looks fucking depressing
Also are those houses made of plaster?

>>70928414
have you tried being youreself

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Good evening everyone.

Hoping you could help me clear something out about your language

What would be the difference in pronounciation between "plane" and "plain" ?

If you have a couple minutes, a vocaroo would be great

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Gives the ol' brain a workout

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>>70928413
there is a bus stop and some parking, but it's all laid out in a weird way (which also means there's tiny gardens)

>>70928508
no difference

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Any plans for Valentines then?

>>70928519
Why is your rendering so crisp and nice

>>70928508
They sound the same

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government just gave me a house lads

>private sector
not even once desu

what can you do when someone calls you 'bait' or 'troll'?

>>70928508
they are exactly the same

she snapped me but didn't text me back

hey kid, you wana see a dead body?

>>70928528
>tfw it's a week away and I've planned nothing

I'm boned lad

>tfw reading a book about materialism

>watching tv and exposing yourself to advertisments and popular media literally makes you miserable
>materialistic people are likely to have inferior relationships (friends & romantic), more likely to abuse drugs, more likely to develop behaviourial disorders, and less likely to report satistication in life
>there is no rise in reported life satisfaction following increases in wealth and/or 'status' beyond ~40k USD/year
>Reported levels of happiness in the West have not increased in 60 years despite huge economic growth

>>70928508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0letp6bfLsQ

>>70928528
didn't remember that was coming up
think i'll probably end up going to a shitty club night with my flatmates

i could meet someone who really loves me
so i'll stand on my own
and i'll leave on my own
and i'll go home and i'll cry and i'll want to die

>>70928508

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Id180xxaKn

Bit mad how massively anti-Trump the media is compared to how pro-Obama they were. Hmmm...

>>70928483
Hello me

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my pillow on the left

>>70928546
fuck off baittroll

>>70928580
really makes you think

>>70928528
She told me she just became exclusive with someone else, but I saw her on tinder the other day haha

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>>70928414
>tfw phimosis
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw can't drive

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>>70928528
nah haha

>Self-imposed social isolation
>Drastically-reduced or absent self-esteem

it hurts to live

>>70928580
all the networks are pro democrat except fox

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r8 the new living quarters lads

rent free

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>>70928613

really want to suck a phimosis dick for some reason.

>>70928546
stop wasting effort talking to them
they've shut off and declared themselves the victor

unless you actually were baiting them

>>70928483
this is really hard to get diagnosed with desu

this is me >>70928414
and i haven't even been diagnosed with it yet

>>70928613
get to a doctor lad fuck sakes

I waited too long, going and getting it sorted was the best choice I've ever made.

>>70928580
it's almost as if screwing up constantly and attacking the media DOESN'T give you good coverage

really makes you think

>>70928613
Are you me haha

>>70928446

canary wharf is hideous

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>Difficulty concentrating, remembering details, and making decisions
>Fatigue and decreased energy
>Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, and/or helplessness
>Feelings of hopelessness and/or pessimism
>Insomnia, early-morning wakefulness, or excessive sleeping
>Irritability, restlessness
>Loss of interest in activities or hobbies once pleasurable, including sex
>Overeating or appetite loss
>Persistent aches or pains, headaches, cramps, or digestive problems that do not ease even with treatment
>Persistent sad, anxious, or "empty" feelings
>Thoughts of suicide, suicide attempts

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>>70928513
>all sport is homoerotic

>>70928649
did a doctor kiss you and teach you to drive?

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>>70928537
greater manchester's map is being updated recently and they've brightened it up a bit to make it look nice

though south manchester's not fully done yet so you can compare the two and see the difference

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*shitposts*

>>70928613
>>70928649
>>70928665
thank god im cut

>>70928671
ah man i cannot watch that. she is too perfect.

i demand a qt hispanic gf NOOOOW

>browsing google maps
>see business tag on a house
hope they're paying business rates desu

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>>70928649
I did

He wanted to fucking circumcise me

Fuck that. I'd rather die a virgin

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>>70928501

chilean gf when

street parking in mayfair costs £4.90 an hour

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>>70928682
... comparison

>>70928691
>thank god a jew literally bit a piece of my dick off and then my mum smeared it into her face

>>70928593
Why does that anime girl not have a husbando?

>>70928682
wish they'd update berlin 2bh, it's fairly out of date

>>70928670
Are these symptoms of life? Literally every one applies to me.

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>>70928697
and i'll refrain from calling your culture a meme for at least three days

>>70928362
it's a /sp/

>>70928708
doesn't she know sara and aisha? probably a mentalist

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>Markedly disturbed sense of identity
>Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment and extreme reactions to such
>Splitting ("black-and-white" thinking)
>Severe impulsivity
>Intense or uncontrollable emotional reactions that often seem disproportionate to the event or situation
>Unstable and chaotic interpersonal relationships
>Self-damaging behavior
>Distorted self-image
>Dissociation
>Frequently accompanied by depression, anxiety, anger, substance abuse, or rage

>>70928706
Mine did cicumcise me.

What sort of logic is that you spastic? I'd much rather be cut and have a healthy sex life (which i'm now able to have) than me an anxious virgin for the rest of my days.