Why do Americans sleep in the fridge with their shoes on?

Why do europeans sit down to pee?

1.) cheaper than air conditioning
2.) can make quick getaway when cops break down your door to arrest you for not tipping your waiter

>>70925082
>someone insults America
>some Latin Americuck comes to defend us
Clockwork.

They have to guard their ketchup, or a nigger from a tyranic goverment might come to take it.

>>70925047
how else are you supposed to stay cool on a hot summer night

Old revolutionary tradition. The Redcoats demanded us to surrunder our shoes. We gave them the boot instead.
Now we never take our shoes off anywhere. USA #1, God bless.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Tree_Riot

Why do Europeans want our trees?

>>70925047
Oh my god this is such fucking bullshit, I'm tired of these stereotypes, we don't sleep in the fridge with our shoes one, we get in the fridge with our shoes on to clap for 15minutes and then we go to sleep

>>70925130
w-well fuck y-you too, big brother, you meanie

>>70925250
>yuropoors can't afford trees

>>70925302
I like Latin America. I just don't know Spanish and don't want to get harassed by crooked cops.