/brit/

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kay-on

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>The state of the fat commie jannie

>>70924867
It's embarrassing how little right-wingers understand about ideologies that aren't right-wing 2bh

THE JANNY HE SAY NO

my sister was at a green day gig last night
apparently they got the crowd chanting "no trump, no KKK, no fascist USA"
and the average age of the venue of 14

do you lads pass the same people on your commute everyday

>>70924916
all ideologies are equally shit

>>70924867
True Communists were feminist and globalist by definition, just become some guy fought in the Red Army or was a party member doesn't mean he agreed with Marxist principles or even understood them

>>70924942
were the interrupters supporting?

>>70924951
yeah

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>>70924916

going to watch that white guilt documentary on netflix to see if it cures me of my racism

>>70924960
that's where you're wrong, kiddo
*sends you to gulag*

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>>70924960
indeed

>>70924972
I didn't ask

all commies in gas

>>70924990
cuck

>>70924942
>>70924990
steinberg has won

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HATE the left

>>70924990
you're not a racist just because of your skin colour
anybody who tells you you are, IS a racist

>>70924979
wew

I didn't say I was anti-anything, I just pointed out your political illiteracy

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tip of the day:

listen to this

>>70924755

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I like to imagine myself taking down a Muslim terrorist and being a hero xx

>>70925020
>>70925027
I need to regurgitate the redpill lads, life's shit

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the gf with her bf

Kind of want the BBC.

>>70925092
abraham

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OLAF the King, one summer morn,
Blew a blast on his bugle-horn,
Sending his signal through the land of Drontheim.

Ploughing under the morning star,
Old Iron-Beard in Yriar
Heard the summons, chuckling with a low laugh.

He was the churliest of the churls;
Little he cared for king or earls;
Bitter as home-brewed ale were his foaming passions.

Hodden-gray was the garb he wore,
And by the Hammer of Thor he swore;
He hated the narrow town, and all its fashions.

But he loved the freedom of his farm,
His ale at night by the fireside warm,
Gudrun his daughter, with her flaxen tresses.

Huge and cumbersome was his frame;
His beard, from which he took his name,
Frosty and fierce, like that of Hymer the Giant.

King Olaf answered: “I command
This land to be a Christian land;
Here is my Bishop who the folk baptizes!

So all the Drontheim land became
A Christian land in name and fame,
In the old gods no more believing and trusting.

really fancy myself lads

currently doing a wank into the mirror

>>70924951
get on the train with the same people every day
>tiny asian lady
>overly insulated man who wears gloves and a woolly hat and a hood up for the coldest 5 months of the year
>hot leather jacket girl
>turban dan
>harold shipman
never said a word to any of them

>>70925132
jonathan

>>70925092
it's not making a noise :/

>>70925131
I hope you paid your TV license then

>>70925120
>thuderCuCK

Would love a top floor flat where you can climb out of the window and sit on the roof and just relax

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Me in the middle

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me

>>70924951
I remember commuting to the same place every day in NYC and recognizing familiar faces after a few journeys

makes the city feel small

>>70925138
Pics. x

what does having green bubbles mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipz9NTF3WYI

>>70925203
me burning and bollocked

>>70924951
pass the same little lad on my way to the office as he leaves for school. had the same job for years and kind of seen him grow up. weird feel, don't know him at all but sort of feel like i know him.

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>>70925247
x

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>>70925224
SLOW
YOUR
ROLL

would love a top floor flat where i can fall out the window and snap my neck

>>70925266
nonce

theres always a ginger girl on my 2nd metro line of the morning who's always in the same hour metro, shes always in the same wagon too
she looks quite good
theres also a balding 30something lad playing on his nintendo DS

>>70925259
>unironically going to ibiza after ~1995

Neck yerself

>>70925306
forgot to >inb4 nonce desu. still a strange feel though.

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>>70925224
me

Fancy some melted cheese nachos but only have salt and vinegar crisps

Would that taste horrible? Don't want to waste them

>>70925310
how is she always in the same wagon

thats kind of weird

also the train comes every couple of minutes how is always on the same one?

>>70925266
nonce

>>70925341
me

>>70925266

Just made a coming of age story about this, lads
Where you think the main character is the guy going to work, but it's really about the little boy xx

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AT Drontheim, Olaf the King
Heard the bells of Yule-tide ring,
And his horn filled up to the brim;
But the ale was never too strong,
Nor the Saga-man’s tale too long,
For him.

The gleams of the firelight dance
Upon helmet and hauberk and lance,
And laugh in the eyes of the King;
And he cries to Halfred the Scald,
Gray-bearded, wrinkled, and bald,
“Sing!”

“Sing me a song divin
With a sword in every line,
And this shall be thy reward.”
And he loosened the belt at his waist,
And in front of the singer placed
His sword.

And the Berserks round about
Broke forth into a shout
That made the rafters ring:
They smote with their fists on the board,
And shouted, “Long live the Sword,
And the King!”

>>70925261
Rasheed

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Tree_Riot

Apologize.

>>70925339
gay nonce

>>70925224

reminder that MK ULTRA is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmZNoZvcKE

gf and her mates are doing a girls trip to Vegas lads.

bit worried

why is air pollution so vile sometimes

can be in central and it smells fine yet on some days I can be in a residential area and my nose feels vile and acidic

>>70925360
no because i've just copyrighted it. thanks for the idea faggot x

>>70925389
FUCK OFF I;M NOT A NONCE I JUST WALK PAST HIM COS THAT'S WHERE MY OFFICE IS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>70925380
fuck off phone poster

>>70925259
the gay flight attendant is janny after we go too hard with the shit posting

>>70925422

Calling my lawyer rn

See you in court pleb

>>70925394
that video makes me feels weird

I can feel this soda rotting my teeth

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back from the chipper lads

>>70925414
wouldn't know. live in Wyoming

>>70925431
fuck off nonce

>>70925394
Didn't one murder someone?

>no Gay Son edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cTj--MjC7k

Any good films/documentaries on Netflix UK

What can I do with my spare time?
I'm bored.

>>70925351
yeah I know this sounds weird and my explanation is going to sound autistic
but I always end up reaching the 2nd train at 8h46 so I can catch the 8h49 train
the train always arrives between 8h49 and 8h51
I always take the same wagon because have no reason for changing
and she always end up in the same place as me every morning. it's like she also takes the same 8h49
theres no correlation between her and me but now I try to always get this train even harder and my morning feel accomplished. also i get to look at her hairs for the 10 minutes travel

all women and most men are wankers

the men that get laid do a good job of projecting a person that isnt a wanker unto the women they shag

>calling the chippo a 'chpper'

end it.

dirty little nonce
bet he gets a semi every day on the way to work

>>70925394
apparently she was fine and tried to run again
and eventually got hysterical and shouted for the police

>>70925478
i like the idea of a comfy existence in a fly-over state in America but at the same time its probably a bit boring. would a brit be seen as 'exotic' and interesting in wyoming?

have you ever noticed how the lighting on American TV shows is different and makes the people look more attractive?
weird

>>70925522

>calling the chink chippy a chippo

I knew a little kid, never saw him for years, then saw him again when he was 18. He turned out real fit and I was trying not to spaghetti.

>>70925512
stalker pervert, you should probably be on a register

>Have one life
>Don't like it
Whats the point

>>70925394
explain

>>70924951
I know tens of people in the city by face but I've never uttered a word to them, some have changed a lot over the years for better or worse, old man I used to pass everyday just disappeared, I think he died.

>>70925394
>Sabina ran out of the house with a hammer, periodically hitting herself over the head with it

Possessed

>>70925522
worked with a bird called chippo for a bit. dunno what it was short for. she got made redundant.

>>70925500
making a murderer

>>70925512
flagrant autism, talk to her or forget about her, anything else is unhealthy mon ami

I think if I had kids and they turned out to be gay or transgender, I'd be fine with it

>>70925512

Cute
With a hunt of autism

>>70925500
you can get getflix.com.au the dns works for netflix us x

>>70925475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1vf854aUc

>peas pies curry chips and riiiiiiice

I knew a little kid, never saw him for years, then saw him again when he was 18. He turned out real fat and I was trying not to laugh.

His name was janny.

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LOUD the angry wind was wailing
As King Olaf’s ships came sailing
Northward out of Drontheim haven.
To the mouth of Salten Fiord.
Though the flying sea-spray drenches
Fore and aft the rowers’ benches,
Not a single heart is craven
Of the champions there on board.

Till at last they reached Raud’s dwelling
On the little isle of Gelling;
Not a guard was at the doorway,
Not a glimmer of light was seen.
But at anchor, carved and gilded,
Lay the dragon-ship he builded;
’T was the grandest ship in Norway,
With its crest and scales of green.

Then King Olaf said: “O Sea-King!
Little time have we for speaking,
Choose between the good and evil;
Be baptized, or thou shalt die!
But in scorn the heathen scoffer
Answered: “I disdain thine offer;
Neither fear I God nor Devil;
Thee and thy Gospel I defy!”

Then baptized they all that region,
Swarthy Lap and fair Norwegian,
Far as swims the salmon, leaping,
Up the streams of Salten Fiord.
In their temples Thor and Odin
Lay in dust and ashes trodden,
As King Olaf, onward sweeping,
Preached the Gospel with his sword.

ahh ze philosophiquémént french poster

>>70925600
>gay
If they were 'normal' gay then I'd be okay.
>transgender
no

>>70925527
yeah but people are less excitable here as its significantly more blue collar

itd be more like a "where yuh frum? alright, enjoy yur stay".

>>70925630
define "normal gay"

>>70925394
what advantage could the CIA gain from this

>>70925600
same, wouldn't really bother me as long as they figured out how to be happy

>4,56€,-

why do euros do this

>>70925600

Would be highly disappointed if it was my only son

>>70925651
would tell anyone i seen to FOY anyway
now shoo

>>70925651
ok cool.

oh and another thing, show arsehole.

>>70925599
if i talk to her and i end up being rejected or called a stalker I will be too ashamed to take the same hour anymore and my whole routine will be fucked over, cant be arsed
also there's nothing unhealthy about that, instead of looking at my phone like everyone else I take a few glances at her and that's about it

Imagine being the sort of person who argues about feminism in the comment section of articles on Facebook

Runtometer off the charts

>Sister just had a baby
>Dad keeps saying "you'll be next!"

Little does he know I'm a socially awkward NEET. Howling t.b.h

>>70925653
Looks speaks and acts like a normal man but likes men.

Rather than speaking with a lisp, walking strangely, acting strangely and being fucking weird.

There were two boys at my school like the latter, was fucking bizarre. Do they choose to be like that, I can't believe it's a thing that naturally happens.

>>70925508
sports

the gaydar is a real thing, isn't it?
i can tell whether someone is gay 100% of the time, but the kikes on wikipedia say a study proved the gaydar is a myth

Never realised how sexual this looks outside of the emotional 12+ hours journey you've just watched lmao.
>>>/tv/79201863

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>>70925527
Pros: a whole genre of music dedicated to you

Cons: 90% of people think it's shitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lkvGCTtZz8

>>70925657

they were an experiment
they could have been used to carry out a mission and then self destruct

>>70925751

A girl thought I was gay in a club, once

Real big hit to the self esteem

She also thought I was Irish lol x

fucking hell. FUCKING HELL...

just finally wanked to shemales or traps or whatever they are called.

Never done it before. Am I doomed to going down this path for good now?

>>70925783
why is it shitty?

forgotten what an underrated condiment vinegar is

>>70925751
How gaydar works IRL:
>You're gay aren't you, my gaydar picked it up, it's 100% accurate
>What, no! I'm not gay
>So, in the closet, then?

>>70925570
The point is to be happy anyway

>>70925751

absolutely. gays do the bent walk.

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>>70925783
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country

>>70925844
you'll be sucking dicks for 5 bucks behind a wendys next.

>>70925783
>Pros: a whole genre of music dedicated to you
i already have grime for this

>Real big hit to the self esteem
What did he mean by this.

>>70925844
literally nothing wrong with it, lad
imagine being so insecure about your sexuality that you couldn't wank to an attractive girl just because of what's between her legs lmao pathetic

keep it up, lad

>>70925728
not a fan

>>70925269
Another victim of GOMAD

>>70925844
shemales is a lot worse than wanking to traps in my hornets opinion

cant believe rorkes dislike free jazz

>>70925918
whats the difference? i wanked to girly feminine things with a dick?

they only got fucked and never had their little dicks sucked

>>70925727
oh, that's when gay men hang around women too much

gay memes (in the classical sense)

>>70925844
that was me 4 years ago and yes, it's all downhill from now

>>70925918
wasn't aware that there was a difference between shemales and traps

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>>70925870

>>70925856
nothing more annoying than that one flamboyantly gay cunt that would swear up and down that he was straight desu
it's funny when they make a big deal about coming out of the closet, as if everybody didn't know already and you have to pretend like you're surprised.

>>70925932
i'm a rorke and quite like jazz

checkmate atheists

>Gran just died
>Dad keeps saying "you'll be next!"

Might kill myself if I don't make any friends at uni by the end of the term

>>70925751
yes

my dad's gay friend can tell if someone's gay or not quite easily

>>70925844
don't know why you care lad. if it turns you on go with it, that's how i work. don't be so uptight.

>>70925980
i hope hes right

>>70925980
banter

>>70925983
why wait?

anyone know that hot blonde traps instagram? she was like 19 or 20?

or any other passable traps instas

>>70925979
do you like the free jazz though

>post on /britfeel/
>they literally reee at me when they find out I'm not a brit

What did I do wrong?

>>70925844
the best traps are the really pale petite ones with cute feminine penises

https://youtu.be/Q4Utp0f_EG8

Tune

>>70926037
being born in anywhere but the UK

>>70926032
not sure, post some tracks and i'll see

>>70926000
actually agood way to think about it.

was just worried id somehow turn gay and stop being attracted to girls with vaginas

>>70925844
>not wanking to streetfighter horsecock hentai

don't they reeee at everything?

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>>70926023

>>70924951
yeah

saw a qt that's usually on the bus walking past in town earlier this evening and she smiled at me :/

>>70926025
post arsehole

>>70925845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf82BCQV68

Some of it's not shitty, but its just seen as a redneck/republican genre of music

@70926037
what's the best tortilla brand or should i make my own?

>>70926037
they hate foreigners for sucking up all the bennies and making it harder to get disability payments for being depressed.

>>70926023
In case I make friends

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>>70926056
shes back

Anyone else scared they might be gay and not know it?

>>70925936
>>70925954
traps are boys that look like girls, or vice versa, and shemales are trannies
lads that have tits but keep their willies is debatable on which category they belong to

>>70925947
where else is there to go?
if anything wanking to traps seems like a plus
let's be honest - i'm never going to get a gf
a a pre-op MtF is still on the table though if i can get into traps

>>70924951
I pass a bloke riding his bike down a country lane I drive down every night.

anyone else scared they might accidentally suck a cock

>>70926104
oh i thought you meant 80% of people think wyoming is shitty

what do you lot think of Designated Survivor?

not sure i rate it desu

>>70926125
Think that's called autism.

>>70926072
who cares as long as it gets you off? you don't have to explain to anyone what you get off to or why, always felt like my sex brain is my business and no one else's. think everyone should work like that desu

>>70926175
ehhhh

give it 2 seasons and it might mature into something great, but at the moment it's just "ehhhh"

>>70926175
I don't know what that is

>>70926125
i'm beyond caring desu
i'm probably 80% straight, 20% gay
sometimes my willy twitches when i see a nice looking lad, but it doesn't get hard like when i see a qt girl
i could definatley wank to the thought of sucking a dick though

>>70926115
you won't though

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>>70926153

>>70926175
What do you think of THIS

*whips out my 8 inch throbber and waves it on your face*

>>70926188
kek

*hits you right in the self esteem*

might do the ol' club on my own this weekend hehe

>>70926197
it has potential but it's just not quite reaching it

>>70926224
ooft

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>>70926068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEGzm92LSfk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjqJfuMijIw

wearing her heart on her sleeve bless her

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>tfw you and your friends have the same fetishes and you send each other lewd pictures

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>>70926068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCpF_cofkII
You like this?. It's not as "free" as other free jazz is.

>>70926253
GOOD lad

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Miss her

>>70926213
I-i-i- might...

>>70926231
i'll come with you, where do you live?

>>70926253
Hate free jazz, literally just people playing random notes and then critics go
>hmm ahh yes

>>70926130
progressively gayer and gayer

>>70926253
my fucking ears are bleeding, no one actually listens to this shit right

>>70926284
One of the first victims of the 2010s right wing death squads

>>70926315
fascist

The Big Short is a decent film

any of you lads like punk rock? sort of modern stuff? there's some good british bands around at the moment desu. would go so far as to call it a thriving scene if i had my fedora to hand

>>70926295
London

Could invite some people but often prefer techno nights on my own ;)

Suddenly feeling gay, lads

>>70926342
too leftist 2bh

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The video shows a patient on a hospital bed with an apparent facial wound. A presumed medic picks up the facial tissue by the edge of the wound, and peels it off, revealing the underlying skull. The patient reacts to having the face peeled by making a painful moan. By the sound of the moan, I presumed the patient was a woman.

>>70926154
80% of people do think Wyoming is shitty probably

>>70926344
punk is unironically dead. modern punk doesn't exist

>>70926344
>there's some good british bands around at the moment
really?

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>>70926104
In Australia Country is black people music

i'm straight as fuck, but i wouldn't mind sucking a cock desu

come to the conclusion that """free jazz""" is pure cancer

*suddenly trips, looks up and stares at you genitals*

>>70926342
It's good on the first watch, doesn't hold up to multiple viewings

>>70926362
heyy x

>>70926360
nobody listens to techno so let's go

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I think I'm getting pretty bored of people taking it in turns to show the world just how they don't like Trump like a competition

>>70926385
>modern punk doesn't exist
ok lad i'll tell all the bands to pack it in

>>70926344
here's some hardcore punk suitable for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vac8uqEiiI

>>70926342
fell asleep watching it because i was tired and then never finished it

reminder that (((they))) murdered one of their own in order to sway the brexit vote and it failed

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>punk

>>70926397
*boots you in the face*
heh, you're never too big for the bewt kid

>>70926372
How the hell did that happen.

>tfw felt nothing from watching that

>>70926435
banter 2bh

>>70926365
The only leftist part was at the end when the narrator said the banks will just blame it on "poor people and immigrants"

>>70926440
are you that lad that lifts to this but doesn't like the words? did you listen to comeback kid yet?

>>70926436
just know that none of them are real punk

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>>70926315
>>70926326
>>70926395

quite enjoy having a dart before and after classes each day

>>70926385
I'm a part of what some people call the "alt-right" and it feels punk as fuck. It feels like an actual counter culture, or rebellion against the PC culture that dominates American colleges.

>>70926372
video?

>>70926397
thoughts?;p

>>70926440
I AM VERY ANGRY
FUCKING
*bangs head on wall*

>>70926440
not bad tbf

>>70926482
>real punk
ahahaha kill yourself

>>70926435
the senator is from adelaide and has cypriot heritage

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>>70926056
big up Jack Wilkinson on the cam

>>70926478
yeah it's what i mean

the banks aren't malicious they were just stupid

>>70926435
Just think of the process the guy had to go through.

He had to come up with the idea
Go to a company to get it printed
Receive the doormat
Come up with a speech about the doormat
Contact the press and tell them he wants to make a statement
Get the press organized outside his office
Reveal his little stunt

All so he can look cool and virtue signal

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>>70926497
Did you know the 'snooker grand prix' is on atm m8, is that a new competition? It's on ITV4 but I don't ever remember hearing about it before.

>>70926511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj2ikFvjg4U

>>70926506
>supporting the billionaire in charge of the most powerful nation on earth feels punk as fuck

>>70926482
Punk was never a clear genre of music and it was coopted as a term in various pockets e,g, California by young people to get a bit of angry counter culture cachet for the surf rock they were playing

>>70926273
Not as good as https://youtu.be/Fr-EMWWkR64

Wonder how the extended family will react when Blackpool Grime Media classics are played at my funeral tbqh.

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illuminate

>>70926543
the true queen of grime

>>70926481
nah lad, different person

>did you listen to comeback kid yet?
no, but i will now
ty for the rec senpai

who /ridgeracer/ here

>>70926535
alright then 12 year old mong, you keep listening to your """punk"""

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favourite simpsons episode lads?

>>70926621
errrrrrrrrrrr
whats this?
dylan brewer taking the pure piss

'nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnWKhq8l_5c

>>70926568
grim

who /procrastinating/ here

just made a histogram of my module results

>>70926614
I realize, that's why the truest form of the genre cannot exist today

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Reckon the next economic meltdown will be cause by the British housing bubble, just like how the yanks started it last time

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>>70926557
Ohi, bruv. Nah, didn't know. Thanks for letting me know. Now I know what to watch this week.

>>70926657
Homer at the Bat probably

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>>70926657
You Only Move Twice & Homer's Enemy are the two highest rated ones so logically they're the best

mad how free jazz is still scaring people. since i listen to it I've seen no progress in the collective conscience of people. women leave the room, old people have a stroke, young people laugh and cats whistle. It just doesn't work. imbeciles think it's a joke or the disk is broken, or whatever they find... none can recognise that it's the most heavenly music, perfect waves falling graciously on us. cherubs losing their feathers! great happiness! music without paper only made for the Gods, directly adressed to the Skies. the only music that can make it rain, joyful chaos! birth of gaiety, dancing flowers! it just falls down in every members, and it separates them. the free jazz listener is in a state of pure spiritual purification. he orgasms in the cry of love perpetuated by the various disasters created by this music

any of you lads listened to the new Code Orange kids album?
it's pretty good desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ9JVxQVQy4&list=PL9hYR5qRkc2xZBRaaU-PLsY6MryN3kAjx

>>70926627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACZGgdNCFyU
try that one lad. bit shouty but it's fucking top draw by the end

>blackpool grime media has 37,085,113 total views
how much did jack wilkinson make from this? doesn't even include the reuploaded that got millions

>>70926706
you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say, take it!

>tfw didn't go with my dad to scatter grandads ashes in the sea

Doing a sad
Really wish I had done it

just learned that the pentagon has a food court with a KFC, a Taco Bell, a Starbucks and some other things

*commands*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38564137

>>70926706
Shit 'music' really scares me

>tfw still no reply from the BGM grad scheme assessment centre

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>listening to music

>>70926652
you know there's actual punk rock bands around lad? stop listening to green day and sum41

niggers

>>70926725
Hope r soph gets a fair wage from it

>>70926652
BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION

>>70925817
not very good at self destructing are they.

probably a psychological experiment to find out what works and this didn't

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>just made a histogram of my module results

>>70926741
i already knew that because i listen to free jazz

>>70926706
it might be the only genre worse than grime

>>70926799
what kind of mongy voice is that? smdh

>>70926706
i'd rather just listen to harsh noise or something 2bh

>>70926740
fucks sake, i did something similar
just make sure you visit the grave or something next time they go, it'll make you feel better

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>>70926787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MENrT5SuimU
>3 million views in a month
mental
surely they all must have some sort of agreement from jack

my band's latest record got a tip top review in the ol' music press today. pretty chuffed ngl

wagner makes shit music
albert ayler and pharoah sander, on the other hand, make good music
because they make free jazz

>>70926799
what a tragic turn of events, fellow englander. at least you're here now posting with your british brothers. welcome back!

>>70926761
>nike.fc

wot

>>70926719
isn't this that band from devon? or am I thinking of some other similar named band?

>>70926741
Them military types love their fast food and it's a big public service complex with a large and *ahem* uncoordinated group of tenants, I'm not surprised at all
I bet they have coffee carts in that garden in the middle too

any scousers?

>>70926879
ye

>>70926761
>House price: £182,200 for a two-bedroom terraced house
Fucking hell. And they had to save up £18k for the deposit. On a terraced house. £180,000.
I don't care if I could save the money, I refuse to pay such high prices for such shit

despite extensive searching i have been unable to find death/industrial metal without the shitty screams and growls.

>>70926761
>A social worker on £31,000 a year
>A pharmacist on £35,000 a year

how the fuck?

>>70926865
>devon

scum

>>70926891
alri

>>70926865
nah, they're yank band

>>70926907
uh, sorry?

>>70926903
Was just reading that section. Ridiculous.

>>70926870
kind of funny though but it makes sense given how huge it is

don't think there's a spoons in whitehall for instance

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he average age of a first-time buyer in the UK is 30, says lender Halifax
The deposit paid by first-time buyers was on average more than 20% of the property price in 2014
The cost of a home for a first-time buyer was 4.5 times their annual income in 2014
The median income for a first-time buyer household in England was £43,000 in 2014/15 - £16,000 more than all households
Nearly a third had help from friends and family for their deposit
The average price of a UK home was £217,928 in November 2016 - 6.7% higher than the previous year


You know what, i think i am just going to move to another country instead.

>>70924951
>Moody looking lady
>Turbo nerd autist
>Coal burner and her black bf
>Hipster beard man
>Fat as fuck Polish lady who always eats fast food on the bus home while talking on the phone

Polish lady is fucking disgusting.

>>70926925
you sound like a retarded muslim lipsy cunt

>>70924867
>Thinks Feminism divides the nation and working class
>Supports armed invasion of Islamist states
You know very well how misleading these are.

>>70926761
wew, with the exception of the social worker/pharmacist, those are some shit-tier salaries.

>>70927003
why is your flag so fucking bent?

>>70926719
not keen on his voice desu. i like a shout, but it's got to be right. try this band, give the first song a whirl. fucking great hardcore desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Llxqc-l2FU

>>70926722
ta lad
i listened to Anxiety's s/t recently, thought it was quite good, might be worth checking out
https://lavidaesunmus.bandcamp.com/album/s-t-mlp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGE44lm5ugM

just got ID'd for alcohol in 2 separate shops

im 25 ffs. why do i look younger with a haircut

>>70926922
'ri

John Coltrane and Miles Davis get shat on by Sun Ra and Peter Brotzmann

>>70927012
>tfw I earn less

>>70927037
You'll miss it when they stop doing it

>>70927037
manlet?

>>70926982
I have a yank fiancee and am seriously considering moving there because of the housing here. And it's only getting worse and worse.

Need to go into the kitchen to cook me tea but the normies are hootering and hollering in there

didn't realise we had a hardcore punk contingent in /brit/. quite like it desu

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>>70927101
jelly 2bh, how do i meet a yank lass so i can move to freedom land?

>>70927101
b-b-b-b-but muh urban sprawl and muh houses made out of wood
fuck yanks!!! i'd rather live in a tiny 1 room apartment in between 2 mosques in britain!!!

>>70924951
>keeno cyclist in lyrca without a bike on the train
>balding overweight manlet that scuttles off at speed when the train arrives
>qt French girl on a graduate placement
>'sheed with Dre Beats and 'sneakers'
>gormless middle aged woman that reads those dismal women's magazines 'take a break'
>Polish decorators ''''subtly''''' drinking beer

>>70927053
Coltrane's late records are absolutely phenomenal.

Brötzmann is utterly based tho.

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>>70927149
>>70927145
>>70927101
>living in a armed dindu infested shithole with mcmansions for miles on end

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