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cara

>de gay

only brit here

Why are girls so cute and cuddly and sexy and soft and warm

What happens if marine lapen wins
?

find women very attractive but don't like the idea of living with one and having to deal with her bullshit every single day

>>70920445
eu is kill

though she won't win because the french are all too bluepilled

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new thameslink train

wish the germans would buy some new commuter rail for berlin

>>70920433
bc you're a bender

>>70920445
she won't win

having my second poo of the day

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The gf

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>>70920393
>prove it

ok. girls would prefer my body over his. I'm tall and lean and dont have weird proportions.

only idiots think girls like guys you posted

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CHOOOOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCNcgoyG_0

>>70920445
literally nothing lol

too many man in /brit/ getting way too big for their bewts

>>70920520
Look Dave, we've talked about this....

>>70920533
the bloke has terrible traps/delts insertions but he looks miles better than you pal

hopefully Macron

>>70920556
Who is dave?

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This week in 1943

>The Soviet Union announced that the 462-day Battle of Stalingrad had ended after the last of the German Sixth Army forces surrendered. It is often regarded as one of the single largest and bloodiest battles in the history of warfare. Of the more than 250,000 German soldiers who had fought in the campaign, only 6,000 would survive to return home. The USSR, according to archival figures, suffered 1,129,619 total casualties.


>Italian Prime Minister Benito Mussolini fired his Foreign Minister, Count Galeazzo Ciano, who was also Mussolini's son-in-law, along with most of the other cabinet ministers. The new Foreign Minister was Mussolini himself, who also held the posts of Interior Minister, War Minister, and Air Minister.

>German Führer Adolf Hitler brought top-ranking officials of both Germany and the Nazi Party to his headquarters to reassure them. Records of the meeting showed that Hitler said, "Either we will be the master of Europe, or we will experience a complete liquidation and extermination."


>Heinrich Himmler, the Reichsführer of the Nazi SS, ordered that there were to be no further deportations of elderly Jews from the ghetto in Theresienstadt (now Terezín in the Czech Republic), which had been officially declared as a place where "the old could live and die in peace". For the next seven months, no Jews, of any age, in Theresienstadt were taken to concentration camps.

PLEASE stop posting attractive women
makes me depressed

>>70920445
It's a matter of when not if

>MARINE LE PEN BOOST: Fillon faces yet more calls to QUIT presidential race after scandal

>THE PRESIDENTIAL campaign is over for Francois Fillon according to the heavyweight centrist Francois Bayrou, as he joins calls for the candidate to withdraw from the race in a major boost to Marine Le Pen.

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the gee eff

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ah yes

new trains for the so-called S-Bahn

>>70920606
>1943
hello grandpa

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>>70920601
The guy stalking my gf

laptop charging port is a bit fucked and i have to plug the charger in just right and then not move an inch while i use it lest it stop working

really REALLY uncomfy lads

>>70920622
funny thing is that Marine Le Pen is also involved in a similar scandal but less media are relaying it because the ones controlling the media actually want the FN to win

>>70920600
this 2bh

need bf

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the gf

dunno why that idiotic and flippant comment about my bones sticking out has made me so fucking angry and self aware bois

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tfw to intelligent to masturbate

>>70920606
>>The Soviet Union announced that the 462-day Battle of Stalingrad had ended after the last of the German Sixth Army forces surrendered.

Uraaaa!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlwr6FS6K10

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>>70920650
I think you'll find that she is my gf

>>70920599
lol hes like 5'6 and has roid gut

i promise if you polled girls they'd all prefer me. You literally have no clue what girls like. They like tall and thin, muscles don't really matter, its more about being lean

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>brits inhale laughing gas for recreative purposes, some are even addicted to it
Howling

>>70920668
I knew anti-EU parties were a zionist plant, care to provide some sources as I don't speak french?

the alleged northern powerhouse
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/9m-spent-not-single-english-12570796

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tube trains in berlin

i like the colour 2bh

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the gf

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>>70920715
You need help Dave, this delusion isn't healthy

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>>70920706
>tfw to intelligent to fall for the nofap meme

>>70920637
>shall we give our trains a sensible aerodynamic profile to reduce drag and hence reduce electricity costs and save our citizens money?
>no; make the front of the trains completely flat to maxmise drag
>ah yes, excellent idea

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How delusional do you have to be to think this looks good? Look at his fucking roid gut and his height

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the wife

>>70920758
Still better than British trains

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just picked up from t'eedman
time to do some machine operating

>>70920774
That's an HGH gut my man

>>70920730
they do it p much everywhere. only mongs with holes in their brains do it lol

>>70920774
Chances are his life is still better than yours.

>>70920774
she looks repulsed by him

>>70920774
i do agree but he will always get pussy when he wants so whatever

>>70920758
dunno 2bh, they're suburban commuter rail trains, not high speed ones

>>70920745
Listen mate idk who you are but this isnt Dave. If I catch you round jen either at home or at her bookstore Ill batter you

>>70920774
you're right
it's only one daft cunt here who thinks otherwise

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>>70920706
>tfw t intelligent to deny myself earthly pleasures knowing existence has no meaning besides them

>>70920800
t. rawthentic marketing representative and social media manager

>>70920800
>he can't roll
HOWLING

>>70920752
>tfw my impromptu OC gets btfo

>>70920840
I once went in there by accident, recognised her and ran out.

Anyone up for the pub quiz at the dog and bacon tomorrow evening?

>>70920832
is he famous? that girl is literally disgusted by him and he's balding.

>>70920821
Haha I honestly really doubt it.

>>70920818
They started selling it here on the main party street for backpackers. Just saw a group of three devastated british skanks with their baloons

>>70920730
you can't get addicted to nitrous
typical lefty news scaermongering

Work for Barclays. How the fuck do I get into REAL banking and make money?

unironically love arnold schwarzenegger

>>70920786
looks like she got off the set of a porno

Need a big bum bf like I had in college.
He had puffy hairs and was the perfect just above average weight to be thiccc.
>you never make love at 3am for hours ever again

>>70920863
I only use the finest unrefined materials
>>70920887
That's like going up to someone sat in a car and telling them they can't walk
dumb manual roller

just pulled a MASSIVE bogey out me nose

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the gfs feet

>>70920935
that shit is fake. literally done it on khao san road and it was complete bullshit

I know this because i've done real stuff before.

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>>70920898
No shit mate thats why I mentioned it. weve had this same convo like 4 times over the last few years. Why did you never go back to speak to her

>>70920950
>do a bachelor's in finance / econ
>do a master's in investment / risk
>apply to investment firms

>>70920942
can't get addicted to memes either yet here we are

>>70920950
Go to a top 10 uni and get a 2.1 or better in STEM (except biology lol), Econ or Finance, network hard and be prepared to work horrible hours.

>>70920950
t. cashier

AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG AMONG

AMONG THE LIVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Might become a professor. Its the only way to avoid a 9-5

Already have my masters, just need a few more years of in the field experience

>>70920950
Ah yes I'm sure all the experts on /brit/ will know

>>70920925
>that girl is literally disgusted by him and he's balding.
She will/did fuck him.
>Tfw virgins getting stuck up on details when sexual attraction is a pretty straightforward process. You give value (in his case muscle and attitude) you get pussy. No discussion to be had.

>>70920724
I'm 6'5 and built like a stick pighouse you big bad wolf I know that girls don't like it

Might become a train driver

>>70920950
Be born to a wealthy jewish family

playing guitar hero 2 and pretending I'm 16 again

Would you like a giraffe? Have one delivered!

Just log on to petsovernight.com and we'll send you a giraffe overnight.

>>70920950
bitcoin

>>70920950
get banking qualifications, get moved to Barclays in the city or move form barclays to a city firm. thats where money and promotion are, also if you have worked in city finance, regional jobs are easier to get later on. Or go sideways into investment and get CISI qualifications (think thats what they are called), look at places like old mutual and so forth tpo get a job. lastly, try down the external auditor or similiar route and look at PwC and other firms like them.

>>70921015
Haha yes it's in khaosan. It's even funnier if it's fake kek. They can't even walk.

>>70921080
Apparently it is nigh impossible to get a job as a train driver. Every cunt knows it's extremely cushty; you just press a button, train drives along the tracks, you stop the train in time and press another button to open doors. And you get paid £45,000+ for that shit.

In order to get a foot in the door you need family connections.

>>70921078
I fucked 70+ girls throughout uni lol, so go tell them they dont like it

How do I get into an IT career without going to Uni? I just want to be a field technician or something

>>70920735
I'm sorry I can only find french links (use google trad I guess)
http://www.20minutes.fr/politique/2005963-20170131-video-pourquoi-marine-pen-doit-340000-euros-parlement-europeen
http://www.la-croix.com/France/Politique/Le-Parlement-europeen-poursuit-Marine-Le-Pen-pour-emplois-fictifs-2017-02-01-1200821739
she owes 300k to the european union after trafficking the employee system and having non-existing people working as "assistants"

>>70920982
me too he's a great role model 2bh

>>70921076
balding manlet defending balding manlets

pottery

Might become a topshop man
a dan
aka the bossman
man

>>70921160
apprenticeship

>>70921135
I know
my dad's parents both worked for british rail back in the day, but they both died before I was even born
oh well

Business idea: allow a run up in the 100m sprint

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>

>>70921204
shit genes desu

Might off myself

>>70921160
Cisco qualifications

>>70921150
deffo going to waste my time speaking to the 70 (read: 4) munters you shagged at uni just for them to tell me "who? oh yeah he couldn't get it up lol"

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>>70921020
I'm a coward

>>70921160
>go to college for certs (CCNA etc; lurk on /g/ for more info on these)
>get a job as an entry level front line service monkey
>learn on the job
>gradually pick up new skills

Heard plenty stories (online) of people doing this and eventually working their way up to sysadmin positions making very solid pay.

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reading about the GSG 9 lads

commies and rasheeds btfo

>>70921193
loooooooooool

;^)

>>70921193
maybe one day you'll get a German whip

>>70920533
They would if yoi were in a vacuum but there's no such thing as absolute preferences. IRL You would be competing with that chap in a noisy nightclub, he'd be have a much more agressive attitude than you and be complete dick to you (comparing you to a scoobydoo character and such), girls would like him more. Also he is probably not comparing his picture to that of other men on a virginity support forum as we speak, so that's another thing he has going on.

>>70920445
france and the UK unite and start a new empire

>>70921301
excellent idea

>>70921236
Can't imagine actually being that smart. Like being so smart that you confidently bet millions of dollars while other smart people think you're a fucking idiot but being so confident in your smart insights that you know you're right and then you end up making $100,000,000 profit.

>>70921258
the somalia flag is quite cool
just a white star on a sky blue flag
enjoyable and simple

big

>>70921325
yeah shame about the country

have heard that things are improving there though which is nice

>>70921325
Ibrahim

>>70921318
think of all the people who thought the same thing but got it wrong

>>70921338
white

>>70921318
Source?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75E9zzDV4qU
one for the lads

>>70921368
But he wasn't stabbing in the dark. He read the data, saw the pattern and made a smart bet. The people who got it wrong thought they were right when they weren't. He knew he was right.

eviscerating Yanks off the face of the planet isn't even fun any more, there's no sport in it, they just don't put up a fight

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>tfw to smart to believe in monogamy

>>70921252
wew thats a good pic
Has jen ever had a bf
She never mentions anyone and ive followed her for years

>>70921371
willies

haitiANO fix your shit

let's try again:

BIG

?>?>70921379
The Big Short

>>70921413
>What is statistics

>>70921449
beige

>>70921454
not an argument

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>>70921446
Nice.

Some consider Buenos Aires the book capital of the world.

>>70920735
>>70921161
But the jews hate populism...

>>70921505
it was true during the last century

>>70921122
great station desu

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>>70921434
Her old Q&A videos say she's at least been on a few dates, can't speak to a bf

Though I'm of the opinion that shes lesbian and that's why she's such a screechy weeaboo obsessed with gay hentai

>>70921505
i reckon argentina is underrated

glad they got a radical centrist to replace cristina

what is the benefit of a diesel car when it's more expensive and you need to wait until your engine heats up

my dad talks about trump 24/7

Dark fruits is the nectar of the benders
now Strongbow original on the other hand is the real mans choice

>>70921525
jews want civil war though and pushing for the FN is the best way for a civil war exploding here

>>70921555
Because I get 75 miles to the gallon

>>70921555
diesel is a bit cheaper, and the car needs less fuel

What sort of stuff did you listen to in school lads? I used to listen to stuff like Shinedown, 30seconds, Theory of a Deadman, LP, A7X, Limp Bizkit and I can't remember what else, oh and I liked All American Rejects haha

>>70921555
There is none. Governments bet on it being more popular than petrol and gave decades-long subsidies to diesel companies so they had to stick with pushing it

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where do i get one of these gfs?

>>70921602
n dubz
that's about it

>>70921484
The argument is that others could still have made very intelligent plays but the nature of single result bets is going to be high variance

>>70921602
Interpol

>>70921588
But I'm gay and drink strongbow.
Used to drink white lightning in my uni days.

>>70921160
first of all, the lads shouting cisco are not wrong but they aren't so right either. decide what field of IT you want to work in and then see if it something you find easy by reading about it. cisco qualifications are fine but the number of people needed to run ciso kit per 1000 users is very small in a company. Security is the big thing at the moment with CISSP being the popular route, again though there arent that many people needed generally. Desktop engies are shrinking in numbers because of automation, less failure, replace not repair and BYOD, there isnt much future in that. general server techs are a good bet, good all rounders will always get work. project management is a good un as its skills apply in any field, Prince, SixSigma and ITIL being the things you need for that. I would say more but dinner needs sorting/.

>>70921450
>people watching movies about work to feel immersed and forget about their unemployment and crippling debts
Shan't be partaking in this

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used to be a fan of Eddie Izzard until he became a retarded shill for Brussels

Name three interesting objects in the room you are in right now

>Salvador dali calendar

>3D printed die

>Malaysian egg trinket

>>70921536
Pretty sure she has AvPD or similar
Has she ever talked about her childhood? I always assumed it must have been abusive for her to be as cute as she is anfdstill be so shut off from people

>>70921596
why do they want civil war? so we can have another 50 years of "fascism is BAD"?

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>>70921588
Nowt wrong with Dark Fruits

oh no

not me

I never lost control

you're face
to face
with the man who sold the world

>>70921659
the artist is not the art, you dont have to like someone to appreciate their work.

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>anxiety has gotten so bad I can't leave my room

Ah yes

the goal in life is to buy a victorian house and convert it into 7 flats

>>70921602
grime and bassline on the sony ericsson

>>70921669
so the country crumbles and tears down
unlike going on war in very far lands, civil wars tear down the economy and costs a lot. it also blocks the economy since the clogs can not go to work anymore
maybe civil wars worked decades, centuries ago but in our contemporary times it would mean a huge downfall for any "top" country entering a civil war

>>70921609
what is the actual difference between petrol and diesel

>>70921667
what's her youtube

>>70921713
ahahahahhaha fucking gay cunt

absolute weapons-grade melt

>>70921713
pfft man up you little bender

>>70921629
Never heard of him desu
>>70921635
I forgot about them, might ask my sister what sort of stuff they're listening to nowadays, they can't all be listening to taytay after all.

>>70921757
probably some hydrogens and carbons

>>70921667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcF5OixoEzE

She claims it's always been her and her mum, so dad walked out before she was born. Kids idealise parents, she'd say if he was dead.

Her mum seems a bit mongy, maybe she's had to be a carer since she was a little, that fucks kids up.

>dark fruits

literally "oiii love a bit of ket and I smoke amber lead for da seeeessshhh ahaaaaa lets sit in Baz's mum's front room and do some linnneeessssss aaaahhhhh laaaaaav iiiittttttt"

>>70921757
People thought diesel was less pollutant but it isn't

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There rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'

>>70921755
why do the jews hate france? you lot are good goys...

In final year of my engineering degree and 99% sure I don't want to be an engineer at this point. Currently on for a 2.1

What should I do, was thinking maybe some kind of conversion course but might just look for a job u related to the field

business idea: go to shit after antics

>>70921823
ahahaha either way you'll work at ASDA

>>70921804
WAY too accurate ffs

>>70921823
what? I said Americano - no milk

fucking spacker *reads the FT online on my phone*

>>70921669
Revenge for the shoah and collaboration. It's an old testament thing. Daily reminder that a group of jews tried to poison german water after wwII so that 6 million german could die as a revenge.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/828993279190585345

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>anxiety
>depression
>aspergers
>ADHD
>addiction

lol yes these things definitely """exist""" hahaha

>>70921820
dont really want to sound antisemitic but if they have been causing havoc everywhere they went for 2500 years beforehand why should they stop now...

>>70921804
Nothing wrong with any of those things.

>>70921745
Got my w810 laying around somewhere

>>70921823
In similar boat
Went into business, now im in my mid 20's and realise I hate the types of people I have to work with in this field. Need to change careers or I will end up necking myself

>>70921823
well, you get an office job that doesn't require degree, thus further devaluing what a degree is worth and making office jobs (and any other job that shouldn't require a degree) harder for people without degrees

(thus further forcing more people to go to university to get a degree to get jobs that shouldn't require degrees)
(in addition this will probably fuck up our economy at some point)

>>70921885
won't have to go to Baz's when you take up permanent residence under my steel toe caps you total utter runt

>>70921867
Of course it was a very small minority of german jews who tried to do that and it's a very small minority of jews who try to destroy france nowadays, but the school of thought exists

>>70921909
>the weak should fear the strong

would like one of those comfy modern apartments with white furniture and white floorboards and those middle class posters on the wall

>>70921924
yes
again we shouldnt put everyone in the same basket
there's normal jews but there's a small intelligentsia acting against europe

>>70921943
this post: sponsored by IKEA

microtonic
pro-q
trash

nice concoction

>>70921871
Peter Hitchens defended Andrew Wakefield so I'm not sure he's the guy to trust on medical matters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCr6rNaZ9EU
>google has all my anti-semetic remarks ever posted in data base due to captcha
im going to be the first to be thrown into gulag (it was just a joke google :P)

>>70921991
Peter Hitchens is also a fucking idiot

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absolute runt slop of the highest calibre but I'd be a liar if I said I didn't want to get my chops around one of these bastards

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lonely

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Are Majesty, Prince of Wales, is starting to look like Jason Stateham

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>poms are leeching off of our culture like no tomorrow

You pasty runts wouldn't know a sausage sizzle if it hit you in the face.

>>70921991
So did private eye, so did a lot of people

>>70922035
reckon are wills is a decent guy

>>70921964
its anti-IKEA

>>70922035
that\s a nice pellegrina

>>70921991
Right-wingers seem to have a proper grudge against doctors and medical science. Obviously Alex Jones hates them, but plenty of righties just cannot stand vaccines or tablets

>>70922040
slap your ma's foread with me sausage it sizzled mate so you can suck a fart out your dad's arse

>>70922029
Why would you ruin that crispy chicken with all that soggy shit on top?

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>>70921875
they have an interest in profit. explain to me how a france in turmoil is better for business than a normal france with consumers buying things constantly?
>>70922029
mfw

>>70922047
Peter Hitchens continues to defend him

can someone post the original kev pic pls
images aren't working on t'archive

Can't wait to try a sausage wrapped in a slice of bread

>>70921555
because you get to shit out loads more particulates into the atmosphere
get FUCKED, cities

>>70922040
>A FUCKING SAUSAGE IN A SLICE OF BREAD

Jesus Christ you cunts are so unoriginal with food it's not even fucking funny

"""""""""""Original"""'"'"'''"' Australian """"""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""" is just shit you nicked off is like meat pies, sausage rolls and fish and chips

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>>70922068
Never realized how thin and lithe he was until recently

Maybe it's the suit

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>>70922029
the chizza it looks like this in real life

>>70922109
its not about profit anymore but just about complete collapse

Oh lordy lawd I make a good chilli lads, just had some leftovers on toast haha!

the Hitchens gimmick is the best gimmick currently on /brit/

business idea: share on jokes on a small corner of an anime forum in a futile attempt to feel some simulacrum of the sense of belonging that I can't find in the real world

>>70922029
why does kfc never do fun stuff like this in the UK? i swear the last thing they bought out was a shitty rice box.

still waiting for that bargain bucket filled to the brim with popcorn chicken

>>70922102
Lefty vegan mongs are the ones mainly shitting themselves about vaccines and fluoride

>>70922133
He is the anointed one

His life shall be drained so that Her Majesty may live on

SALVE REGINA SANCTORUM

>>70922132
>>70922126
>>70922104
Awful posts. Hope the pound is worth 10 US cents by the end of the year

someone post kev walking towards the camera PLEASE

>>70922035
>have all the time in the world to lift
>have enough money for an amazing home gym
>have an army of personal cooks who could make you delicious meals to hit your macros perfectly
>STILL a scrawny weakling cunt
REEEEEE

Lads what commodities should I buy?

Just bought 100 shares of soybean oil

fun fact: the first recorded kebab in history is from the Bayreux Tapestry of 1066

Normans were putting meat on a skewer long before Turks

>>70922182
>bargain bucket filled to the brim with popcorn chicken

don't toy with my emotions

>>70922040
>a hardware store that sells hotdogs
why?

>>70922188
It might just be a libertarian thing or anyone who hates authority/government. Full of conspiracytards

>>70922197
skin cancer

>>70922197
going to migrant to aus and become a bogan if u arent careful lad

>>70922219
Ikea sells meatballs. So logically that's a winning combination 100% of the time

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yank in my office today actually tried to argue with me that the US Office was way better than the UK one because it had better character development

>>70922216
>Normans were putting meat on a skewer long before Turks
ah yes any form of skewered meat is automatically a kebab

>>70922029
fucking horrific
pineal gland killer

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>you wake up in the Australian powerhouse

US inbetweeners > UK inbetweeners

prove me wrong

ikea makes good moose sandwich

upper middle class bogdan
starring
real estate agent man
who is also in please like me selling houses

>>70922249
both the shows are shit off you go reddit runt

>>70922244
>d Andrew Wakefield
they are all metrosexuals there now mate, hardly an ocker or bogan left. australia is all about sipping lattes with your viet twink friend nowadays.

>>70922249
>le touch his tie and look at the camera man
comic genius

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>Australian 'fine dining'

REEEEEEEE POST KEV WALKING TOWARDS THE CAMERA
IT IS OF HUGE IMPORTANCE

>>70922249
they're very different
UK office is far far more depressing, can't watch too much of it at one time or i'll off myself
US office is just an above average yank sitcom

what's it called when you don't want to kill yourself any more, but you're still apathetic and lazy?

>>70922289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laIQ0SExOrk

does MDMA enhance chonposting?

>>70922249
>dreary-looking characters
>ricky gervais
Hmmmmm.

>Australians literally go out of their way to purchase a burnt little sausage in a bit of bread with some fucking ketchup on it

The absolute state of that """"""country"'""""

>>70922328
A backwards step

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>>70922306
>>70922315

>>70922276
>sausage sarnies are literally a national delicacy in australia
aah yes

>>70922340
it's borderline impossible to read when you're on MDMA

>>70922035
he's not the prince of wales

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halal_snack_pack

This is the national dish of Australia

>>70922350

wow so much for the so-called "tolerant" left

>>70922328
me
don't want to kill myself cos there'd be literally nothing to gain, but still very sad

Why are lower middle class people so obsessed with the royal family? I'm not criticising the existence of the royal family, I'm just wondering why they care so much about trivial details of their personal lives?

>>70922372
Writing goes a bit blurry but far from almost impossible

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so this is the power, of the australian powerhouse

the pom-runts are awfully angry at sausages haha

*nudges the yank next to me as we both laugh at the poms*

Purge the Marxists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rg8innCuN4

showers fucked, so i have to have a bath like some fucking 19th century peasant
actually hate my life

>>70922225
DISGUSTING

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>>70922381
>.m

>>70922367
looks like a shit one too lmao

we jews don't cause chaos

that's yet another antisemitic lie 2bh

>be Australian
>have a sausage sarnie with one piece of bread folded over instead of 2
>Claim this is original and somehow better than a sausage sarnie

>>70922405
they're not, the classes that are obsessed with the royal family are working class and upper middle class
Lower middle class are trendy lefties and hate the monarchy

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>Australian cuisine consists of: putting a burnt sausage between a bent piece of white bread, buttered white bread topped with sprinkles, and sucking tea through a penguin bar

MOST impressive

>>70922225
like 80% dough desu

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wish I was aussie

>>70922411
I'd say it's very difficult and distracts you from having a good time

>trying to text in the smoking area

baka

>>70922477
that's good

>>70922467
>and sucking tea through a penguin bar

Graham Norton told me about that in like year 8, never tried it

>>70922418
mate we eat sausage sandwiches here too, we just don't hold it as a source of national pride

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>>70922381
>A member who requests tomato sauce or salad (e.g., lettuce or tabbouleh),[21] with their snack pack is referred to as a "haram dingo"

>>70922426
>having a shower
FOB

>>70922332
both are fucking shit and cringe

>>70922375
You're right. That title belongs to your dad after married your mom, the Queen of whales

>australians are so poor they can't afford proper sausage sarnies
>have to ration it down to 1 (one) sausage and 1 (one) slice of bread
>over the years convince themselves that its actually its own unique dish

>>70922460
>Lower middle class are trendy lefties and hate the monarchy
What? They're all UKIP-voting Deanos
You're thinking of the urban upper middle class

>>70922411
when i'm on MDMA my vision starts shaking when i try to focus on something and i can barely look at the screen, it's weird. i always end up just listening to music and watching videos on youtube. trying to play games is fucking impossible though.

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A great ring-wall of stone, like towering cliffs, stood out from the shelter of the mountain-side, from which it ran and then returned again... one who passed in and came at length out of the echoing tunnel, beheld a plain, a great circle, somewhat hollowed like a vast shallow bowl: a mile it measured from rim to rim. Once it had been green and filled with avenues, and groves of fruitful trees, watered by streams that flowed from the mountains to a lake. But no green thing grew there in the latter days of Saruman. The roads were paved with stone-flags dark and hard; and beside their borders instead of trees there marched long lines of pillars, some of marble, some of copper and of iron, joined by heavy chains, to the centre all the roads ran between their chains. There stood a tower of marvelous shape. It was fashioned by the builders of old, who smoothed the Ring of Isengard, and yet it seemed a thing not made by the craft of Men, but riven from the bones of the earth in the ancient torment of the hills. A peak and isle of rock it was, black and gleaming hard: four mighty piers of many-sided stone were welded into one, but near the summit they opened into gaping horns, their pinnacles sharp as the points of spears, keen-edged as knives. Between them was a narrow space, and there upon a floor of polished stone, written with strange signs, a man might stand five hundred feet above the plain.

>>70922467
>sucking tea through a penguin bar
HAHAHAHA
their whole cuisine is like if you left a 10 year old to cook for himself

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>>70922516
>"haram dingo"

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>just cheer up lol

>>70922506
In order to understand Australia you just have to realise that they literally don't have a culture. They are like a cultural black hole that tries to destroy any culture they might come across.

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>>70922556

>>70922564
just light up your brain lol

So Prince Charles is at once:

>a traditionalist, wants to preserve British architecture and values
>a pious Christian and wants to defend persecuted Christians from islamists in the middle east
>stares at assassins coldly in the eye without showing a slight sign of fear

but also

>a liberal progressive, very lefty opinions
>a huge tree hugger and eco warrior
>wants Rasheeds included in his coronation and wants the Qur'an recited and calls Britain a multi faith country

is he the quintessential Rorkesheed or will he be our first radical centrist monarch?

>>70922564
>on /brit/
>on real life

>>70922523
>>70922545
orthanc is pretty aesthetic

>>70922418
people who make sausages with white bread are literal trailer park tier

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>OI BRUCE, BRUCE ERE IS ASKIN FOR KETCHUP WITH HIS HALAL SNACK PACK
>STREWTH MATE WHAT A HARAM DINGO

>higher HDI
>higher GDP per capita
>less muslims
>cheaper major cities

Australia is entirely superior to the Poo K

>>70922487
Eh, i was trying to find my mate a couple nights ago and i had to squint a bit but didn't find it hard at all. Obviously stops your having a good time though. Who'd want to go on the chon.

>>70922595
prince charlestein is a sham fake rorke facade

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>>70922467
You forgot putting a blob of ketchup on a steak and ale pie and pretending it's original

>>70922538
>They're all UKIP-voting Deanos
no they're not mate. Deanos don't even vote for one thing.
Middle class has deano variant and bohemian variant. The bohemian variant are generally lefty, whether upper or lower middle class.
Would draw a diagram if i could be arsed

>>70922564
should stop hanging out in cold places

flatmate and his gf seem to be having a political argument

can't understand much because it's in german

>>70922609
>can't handle the banter
>turn to statistics
I would expect this from america but these are new depths

>>70922609
t. haram dingo

>>70922172
yanks should be forced to eat beans and rice for a year, should clear up their obesity problems quickly.

also the jews have completely stopped caring? why is it in their interests to bring about a collapse in western europe (one of the most stable regions on earth)

>be american living in the uk
>defend guns and trump from all the betas and women at work
>some lads have come around
Feels good, shant be giving in any longer to leftest nonsense

>>70922564
it depends
in my opinion there's biological depression and environment depression.

if you're an ugly, fat, autistic, loser with no job and no gf, of course you're going to be "depressed", but it'll stop and never come back again when you sort your life out.

but if you have a relatively stable life and you still want to kill yourself, there's probably something wrong with the 'ol brain chemistry desu.

>>70922540
Not going out while on md is super weird

>>70922609
aaaah so that's why half the time I go into a pub in London it's a pozstralian behind the bar.

>>70922641
there's banter behind those statistics: you're poor

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TEARS IN MY EYES

>throw another grub on the barbie

haram dingos getting pretty fired up in this thread lads

>>70922609
Ahahaha you can dish it out but you can't take it can you, little Haram dingo

>>70922685
*places two sausages between two pieces of bread*
*Australian paupers stand there, mouth agape*

Lorry
Trousers
Film
Crisps
Poverty

What do all these terms have in common?

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>>70922691
WICHITY

GWUB

>>70922657
I don't know, everything is still an hypothesis but having far right parties going up and up is organised by the zionists because it'll only cause harm in europe. They're diving everyone and keeping horizontal conflicts so the people hit on each other based on class or skin color instead of hitting on the people up there if you get me. Europe will only move forward through unity and cohesion but the zionist have been arranging everything so the opposite happens